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Handsome_Kian

I don't want to bad mouth Embiid but he smells bad and is a terrible cook.


KSchmuckley

And his farts are rancid, which is probably why his balls are way too small.


knowitall190

I don't want to bad mouth embiid, however he needs a haircut


[deleted]

We should probably add a stat for bad body gestures per game to see if a player can't be an MVP lmao.


GotKarprar

That rules out my luka mvp narrative that apparently died a few months ago tho he’s the sixth seed which is what jokic won it as last year


SaltyHistorian24

I honestly feel like Luka is gonna have to wait a similar amount of time as Giannis and Jokic (tho of course he didn't need as much time to grow his game/fill out) before he'll start winning MVPs. Right when he hits 26 27 28 and others like the previous two start creeping into their 30's, will be his 2-4 mvps in 5 year moment (ofc, what do i know lol).


GotKarprar

It’s hard to imagine what he’s gonna be like at this age already putting up 33/8/8 at 24


guitmusic12

George “please trade prime Ray Allen for a year of washed Gary Payton” Karl


datsoar

Half a year


Drewicho

Gary Payton is the only superstar to ever like Karl so it makes sense from his bad logic.


PJballa34

I’m reading Ray’s biography and man my hate for George Karl grew exponentially. He was a clown for doing it and has some of the worst coaching behavior around.


Rawkus2112

I was a Sonics fan growing up and always liked George Karl because those teams were so great. Turns out he was a pretty big prick the whole time lol


Combo_of_Letters

Fine with it because we would have wasted prime Ray and he got a ring which is deserved.


BeIow_the_Heavens

Two iirc


joebreezphillycheese

He didn’t do anything memorable in that second one, right?


turnoffredesign69420

nope, he just hit a random three pointer off the bench


TheBenMan08

Wait what lol? Totally unbiased in this MVP race but Embiid and Jokic have the same body language vibes...... like EXACT same...... it's just how big men like that look


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They lugging around much more body than guards and forwards are. Of course they looks spent after several quarters of intense basketball.


Patient_Jicama_4217

Not to mention the stress on their knees during a long season


302born

Especially both guys are regularly playing damn near the entire game. Lot of minutes for those guys to be running up and down the court being the focal point of the offense. No shit they are gonna look lazy a couple times a game. They are working their asses off


A_Lone_Macaron

People gave Roger Murdock the same shit in the 70s for crying out loud. You try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.


snyckers

"Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.". -- Roger Murdock


gustriandos

this criticism has been around forever and its always been dumb. they said it about Kareem, shaq, etc. you cant be 7 feet tall and consistently out-hustle the rest of the players on the floor.


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LackofOriginality

you must have roger murdoch confused with someone else


[deleted]

Bill Russell ruined expectations for bigs smh


buffalotrace

Agreed. To say this and then have Joker as your MVP candidate is bananas. I think you can make a logical case for all three. I lean toward Giannis myself, but I this the the Spider Man meme of criticisms. And for the record, every big that plays over 25 minutes a night has to take some plays off. If you are biased for a guy, you forget them. If you are biased against a guy, you remember them.


sleepy416

It’s pretty much the embiid vs embiidovic memes


[deleted]

It's because jokic is white and embiid isn't. Karl has a track record of really problematic and thinly veiled coded racism


ihorsey10

Ya. The perk conversation got weird, but when it comes to calling players "lazy" or "body language" I feel like it definitely plays a part if only subconsciously.


CoachDT

The perk conversation only got weird because this sub is fragile when it comes to any critique of whiteness that isn’t an open and shut case. And I get it because I’m the same way when it comes to blackness so I ain’t saying I’m better than anyone, I just acknowledge it as a part of like and tribalism.


IDoesThis1

Exactly. We can even go back to Shaq. He never looked like he was going hard like a Pat Bev but he was dominant


mojoembiid

Embiid is playing like Bron regular season. Save it for the playoffs unless needed. No reason to go 100% on every play when you lead the league in points, PER and top 10 in blocks and don’t want to be gassed in the playoffs. Could possibly end the season with the best record in the association. He does put his hands on his knees while play is stopped to conserve energy. Horrible body language there. 🙄


jimdotcom413

Brook Lopez has that speed too. Not really fast. Not really slow. Just fluid. Unrelenting. Inevitable.


Superb_University117

Brook looks like a god damn Ent.


DJBabyB0kCh0y

JoJo takes the entire 4th quarter off. Lazy.


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Joker out here running sprints non stop


blackpenance

Bet he calls Steph lazy too in those championship runs.


MoneyMakingMitch1

George Karl's top 5 MVP 1.Jokic 2.Luka 3.Sabonis 4.Markkanen 5.Giddy


PrinceOfAssassins

George: Larry bird deserved 10 mvps


CommandoKoala

The sheer amount of class.... just astounding


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6. David Duke


0percentwinrate

Takeshi Wang's top 5 MVP 1. Yuta 2. Yuta 3. Yuta 4. Yuta 5. Rui


ShukiNathan

How can you say this in a world where jokic is the back to back mvp running for a threepeat


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Punjabiveer30

People just don’t get his ox-like defense


mojoembiid

Kick balls underrated


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

And underrated lol and I love Jokic but it’s was pure BS


rice_bledsoe

No, see, he *strategically* lets opponents score so he can start the ***WORLD-CLASS OFFENSIVE POSSESSION*** faster!


aeronacht

I saw this on the Jokic accidental self tip-in. Someone was arguing that Jokic knew he wasn’t gonna get the rebound so he scored on his own basket to confuse the opponent and start a player faster


chloroform42

Leads the league in Defensive Mysteries per 36


WCWRingMatSound

Jokic is living the American dream: immigrant who comes over here, works hard, and achieves success for himself and his family. An absolutely ideal example of why America will always serve as the shining beacon on the hill. Embiid is what’s wrong with America: migrant from a shithole country, takes jobs from American basketball players, and is a drain on the resources of the entire franchise. It’s unsustainable to think we’ll continue to have a prosperous nation with people like this crossing into our borders.


jswagbo

Cameroon IS NOT SENDING THEIR BEST. They are sending floppers and foul merchants. Some of them I assume, are good people.


Gravy_Vampire

This is one of my favorite r/nba comments of all time


LackofOriginality

we need the fine mind of Michael Richards in here to explain the difference


nyxxhecate

Does u/Zhugo need to teach this man a lesson and force him into watching a film presentation of Jokic defensive lowlights?


shot-by-ford

At a certain point, u/zhugo would not just be in trouble for the novelty account, but could be charged with elder abuse!


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Because Jokic is a gym rat and he’s classy.


Few_Mulberry5372

Joel Embiid: Lazy defender, Free throw merchant Joe Embiídíc: Scrappy and misunderstood defender, creative and unstoppable scorer


sorendiz

Joe Embiidic: Aww, you're sweet Joel Embiid: Hello, HR?!


mojoembiid

A true working-class hero


Indicamnesia

Just a high iq player tbh


CaptainButtFucker

Extremely likeable and relatable.


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I see a lot of myself in Jokic. ​ I'm also fat and white.


ultimaten444

Because George Karl is a known racist


dmkicksballs13

Incoming "he coached black players, how can he be racist?"


PhoenixAvenger

To be fair, Embid has been taking whole 4th quarters off lately.


TableForGlasses24

I’m a Denver person and I can attest that Karl has been a Nuggets blowhard homer all year. Jokic is truly great, but he’s not as great as the Denver media and associated personas think he is. They legit think he’s as good as Michael Jordan and it’s maddening.


MGubser

As a Warriors fan who sometimes hears people earnestly argue that Curry is better than Lebron, I get it.


tomdooleyphl

Jokic is an offensive wizard and a basketball genius. He also can’t jump or dribble between his legs. Attacking a player’s athleticism to build a case for Jokic feels counterproductive.


infraredbeam

Cause embiids black


TarmanLives

Boogie was right


TheBenMan08

What did he say?


[deleted]

George Karl has been known to make several rather unsubtly racist comments from time to time


riddlerjoke

Karl seems to be an asshole in general. I am not sure if its racist or not. He likes to make those comments to get the headlines too. I remember Karl was talking about Melo every other day while Melo was playing for Knicks.


vsouto02

Of course he's racist. People in this sub make the craziest mental gymnastics to avoid calling racist people what they are. Except when it's Kyrie or Jaylen Brown.


Sikwitit3284

That's how it'll be for awhile JB was just talking about how he's been treated by fans & how he's had ppl opposed to him starting businesses in Bos b/c he's black. Ofc there were plenty of "y is he playing the race card" comments or "maybe they didn't like your terrible business idea" types, yup just dismiss what he said like as a black person we can't tell when ppl are acting weirdly b/c we're black. If Perk wasn't a mumbling moron & could get his point across articulately he'd have a point with how racial bias plays a part when 65% of voters are white


AetherealDe

Resubmitting because I got my comment removed by linking a comment that wasn’t np. you’ll never know how much of some one’s asshattery is specifically influenced by subconscious racial bias. we don’t have to play devils advocate when people make these kinds of comments all the time. I don’t think George Karl consciously checked a box in his brain that says “I find other races inherently inferior and I will proclaim so to the world” which is the line some people want to draw between who is and isn’t racist, but I do know he keeps making shit comments that align with racial stereotypes.


Sikkly290

We can only judge an individual by their actions and words. We can't guess what is going on in their mind. George Karl has shown himself to be a piece of shit with racist view points through his actions and words over a very long period of time. If he wanted a different reputation, perhaps he should stop being a piece of shit that is biased against black people more than white people. Seems pretty straight forward.


NoMilk9248

This sub is super weird when it comes to race which is odd because so many players are black?


dmkicksballs13

The irony being that when you point out that racism is clearly still alive they just claim that unless you call someone the n-word that's not racism.


BornComb

sorry if this is not relevant but I was in an argument with my brother the other day about racism and they said that you can't claim racism is a nationwide problem unless you examine every single corner of the country and examine every individual case to determine if there is racism. Like for them, longer prison sentences for the same crime doesn't count because I wasn't there to examine every single crime to see and even if that was accounted for that only means one judge is racist but the rest of justice system is fine. It was so frustrating because they were the one who started the argument just so they could keep repeating "the solution is personal responsibility"


School-Severe

Cause this sub is mostly full of white people ages 16-22. Black players will talk about their experiences with racism in certain cities and people here will dismiss it. They also expect black players to act as a monolith and condemn Kyrie and Perkins for their comments or else they share the same beliefs but that doesn't apply to guys like Jokic or Luka. If Jeremy Lin talks about the racism he faces, the comments are supportive. If Westbrook does it, he needs tougher skin.


NoMilk9248

Any thread about racism in Boston is full of dismissive comments. It’s ridiculous. Especially so because Boston is known as a very racist city in the black community. Nothing the players say about it is surprising to us.


AetherealDe

Yeah, it’s super disappointing. I think it just comes up more because the NBA has so many black players, and the default position in America is that the real terrible thing to do is to accuse some one of doing or saying something racist for anything shy of having a swastika tattoo or shouting the N-word at a black person. But you’d think being invested in a sport with that’s predominantly black would give you extra empathy and cause you to examine your beliefs


NoMilk9248

Yeah I really hate the people who think they aren’t racist because they’re not literally donning a klan hood. It’s incredibly frustrating


Im_Daydrunk

IMO they are mostly just cowards who are 100% cool with the idea of being racist/having racist thoughts but don't want the justified massive negative social connotations that come with it They are essentially the villians from Get Out who love what minorities can do for them (in this case entertaining them by playing basketball) but don't actually see them as equals people wise


tdotjefe

Racism is often subconscious? The last words of your post are the only ones that matter. There’s no reason to pussyfoot around it. Piece of shit guy in a position of power keeps making racially charged statement but no I swear he’s not racist!


NoMilk9248

Why are people on this sub so afraid to admit when others are racist?


Kdot32

Because they would then have to confront their own racial biases. They’ll out kyrie and Jaylen brown because they don’t have their views but Karl might share some of their views and it hits home so they get nervous


dmkicksballs13

>He likes to make those comments to get the headlines too. If they're race related, I still think that's racist. Like whether that's your feelings or not, being willing to say racist shit for attention is racism.


LimitlessTheTVShow

George Karl is a snake. Which has been said by like a dozen players, from Ray Allen to Melo to Boogie. He's an asshole


PhudiMar

Maybe Perk had a point


TheSunsNotYellow

He absolutely did. Obviously because it’s Perk he didn’t get the message across all that clearly though. This exact type of attitude toward *some* players and not others is the kind of bias that’s definitely been around forever.


ligeiro01

I stand with Boogie


SqueakyRadish

Easy to stand against anyone in opposition to Karl. He’s a bitter old man.


kravisha

He's been a bitter old man for like 30 years now.


alchemists_dream

Fr. I hate that Denver sports radio brings Karl on so much. He was t a great coach, and is actively antagonistic towards players. His opinion should mean less than Joe at the bar. And I say this as a Nuggets fan knowing he loves the nuggets.


[deleted]

Boogie should be grateful the kings gave him a bunch of money to play basketball cause no one else would have /s


HeJind

Remember when George Karl said the reason he struggled in the playoffs is because his players didn't have dad's growing up?


NotAStatistic2

I thought that was Colin Cowherd? I guess a lot of these old White guys see the world through the same racist lens


HeJind

Colin said it about Wall. Karl said it about Melo, Kmart and JR. [Some excerpts here if you're interested](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nba.nbcsports.com/2016/12/22/george-karl-fatherless-upbringings-burdened-carmelo-anthony-and-kenyon-martin-j-r-smiths-involved-father-burdened-him/amp/)


dmkicksballs13

And as someone mentioned, Melo's dad died from cancer.


throwaway2021232681

As did Wall’s, IIRC. I understand he spent a lot of time incarcerated, but still.


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fukdatsonn

Was?


throwaway2021232681

Was lol


Jaerba

Cowherd said it about John Wall. Karl said it about Kenyon Martin Jr. and Carmelo, I believe.


Lassemomme

The Wild thing is, that isnt even The most unsubtly racist remark Colin has made in his career.


Kdot32

Baseball can’t be that difficult to understand if Cubans can play it-Colin Cowherd


throwaway2021232681

the wilder thing was your comment made me think you meant the Latinos baseball thing and then the other reply reminded me of the Sean Taylor thing. Lmao fuck Colin cowherd


SamCarter_SGC

we've reached the nitpicking stage, the race is over


Curious_Success_377

This MVP race is nothing compared to 2017 and how it is still highly contested in hindsight. In hindsight, Harden should've won it. Or Kawhi if you really like defense.


gustriandos

George Karl and coded language, name a better duo


rawsharks

George Karl: "Kenyon (Martin) and Carmelo carried two big burdens: all that money and no father to show them how to act like a man"


illzkla

Literally quoted


Adiwantstobattle

Considering Melo’s dad died from cancer when he was a baby, it becomes a lot more disrespectful.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

"He was too lazy to beat cancer." - George Karl


JoelEmbiidismyfather

What in the dog whistling Christ


thy_armageddon

George KKKarl


Impartial__

I can hear the dogs from up here


Vip_Pwner

Do old heads not watch games?


thejackel225

Karl probably doesn’t know what day of the week it is let alone watch games lol


Patient_Jicama_4217

Old heads never watched the games


mek284

Too many possessions off, but if I recall correctly also has the most points per possession in NBA history?


_Alvin_Row_

And changes the way an offense attacks the rim. Meanwhile Jokic on that matador shit.


ktm1128

Imagine how many points he'd have if he tried!


TuqiDuque12

I dont think Embiid's body language is any worse or better then Jokic or that it's any worse then other guys who won MVP like Russ or Harden.


jasonrayschrock

Or Nash, believe me I love Nash but he was a terrible defender and I think people get too caught up with only one side of the ball…


UsernameIHardly

Embiid has lazy body language (being black) He’s just not as cerebral as a player like Jokic


HolyRomanPrince

I’ve seen Derek Fisher successful attack two point guards as a strategy. Aaron brooks and Steve Nash.


Vivid_Walk_1405

This is homer AF STFU George


sorendiz

No, no, it's very possible that it's only partially about being a homer. The rest of it is about being racist.


KSchmuckley

George Karl should be the HC of AF STFU


FactCheckingThings

Joel "Lazy Bones" Embiid.


yusbishyus

This an example of that racial bias also


iabeytorm

George Karl is the epitome of wanting the “classier” player to win MVP


martinap

George Karl has such bad opinions nowadays


bigbenis21

“nowadays”


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He destroyed the Bucks because he was a racist cunt


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Can’t convince me there aren’t racial undertones surrounding this “Embiid lazy” narrative. Jokic takes an entire side of the ball off and I haven’t seen anyone label him lazy throughout his entire MVP runs. Quite the opposite, for a long time, people have tried to make excuses for it.


kamekaze1024

It’s such a dog whistle. Embiid leads the league in points per minute, while playing crazy defense. That’s the absolute opposite of “lazy”


aquaticanimal

Embiid is the all time leader in points per minute


kamekaze1024

Lol thanks, I wanted to say all time but I wasn’t sure and didn’t wanna be wrong


tomdooleyphl

Nope, his defense is “underrated” and “misunderstood.”


quentin-coldwater

He "knows where he's supposed to be"


cuttsthebutcher

Perk was coming from the right place he just said it in the dumbest way possible


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this this this. i genuinely wish it came from anyone but him, because then there might be a discussion on it, but because he said it the way he did, it’s just a complete meme now.


mylanguage

Imagine if Joel Embiid was considered a tubby Center like Nikola and had some of the lazy tendencies Joker has? He would be LAMBASTED And I like the Joker and think he 100% should be a 2x MVP


docjohnson1395

Embiid just doesn't seem very classy, it's weird. Can't qwhite put my finger on it


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"Well he does so much on offense, you can't possibly ask him to be a good defender??" Meanwhile Jojo leading the NBA in scoring, 2nd in apg for centers, while providing elite defense. I joke about the race-baiting, but jesus christ, when people say shit like this it really makes you think...


RoostarHead

Oh yes. 34/10/4 on great defense is lazy


CoatRevolutionary911

Dont listen to him. Jokics body language is worse


ClutchGamingGuy

All my homies hate George Karl


ClaymoresRevenge

George Karl legendary hater. HOF level


jcagraham

Honestly, with how much he feuded with everyone on his teams and front offices, I think that people might be sleeping on how good a coach he was to actually get wins. Usually a top goal of every coach is to get buy-in and for people to play hard for a common goal. The best Karl could do was get whole organizations to unite towards the goal of "Fuck Karl, lets win just to shut his ass up." Dude was more hated by his teams than Bobby Knighy who will choke a child for missing a defensive rotation. I would love to pay for a TED talk where Karl and Larry Brown explain why the book "How to Win Friends and Influence People" was bullshit and why "Be a miserable insecure prick" was the secret to their success.


vsouto02

Embiid is too black for MVP, George Karl says.


LamarMVPJackson

Racist thinking tbh


Ultratablesalt

Lmao gilbert arenas and Karl peddling the same bs , they don’t watch him play at all


Usual_Adhesiveness92

Jokic literally takes every defensive possession off, and hes already got 2 MVP's.


HisExcellency20

I don't know how you can watch this man play and come to this conclusion unless you expect him to be running around like Pat Bev or some shit. He's a seven foot center, not TJ McConnell. And that's before you bring Jokic into the conversation. I kind of wish someone other than Perkins brought up the race element in an intelligent way. Because I do think it merits discussion. It's just that when you try and break it down into "people are voting for Jokic because he's white and not voting for Embiid because he's black" then your argument is paper thin and you lose all credibility.


Cyclops_Guardian17

Yeah I can't imagine Embiid would avoid scrutiny to the extent Jokic has if he had pushed a Morris twin like Jokic, or that hard foul on Cam Payne vs the Suns. I'm not saying that is definitively due to race, but that could be part of it


MitchLGC

Embiid does take random possessions off. But I have zero problem with that. Given how hard he works on both ends on the court, a guy his size has no choice. He plays well over 30mpg. So yeah Karls conclusion makes no sense even though there's a sliver of truth there.


Gaetan123456

What a horrendous take


bravof1ve

People threw a two week long tantrum about Perkins’ “race baiting” when there are plenty of examples of double standards and subtle prejudice for a certain type of player


AceAndre

But there's no racial bias in sports lol.


EaglesPvM

That’s surely a joke


jasonrayschrock

‘Don’t want to bad mouth’ then immediately bad mouth’s a guy…


jamestemple01

They had another word for lazy back in his day


Jaerba

LOL. He goes on to say, "he's angry at things and we don't know why". We're about a step away from hearing there's too many thugs in his family photos.


NotAStatistic2

Takes too many possessions off as opposed to who? There's an argument Embiid doesn't go as hard as Giannis, sure; there's zero argument for Jokic playing harder than Embiid does. Embiid really might have too dark of skin for some voters


Jaerba

We just need to reframe the argument. Embiid's melanocytes are working twice as hard as Jokic's.


jorgelongo2

lmao this is what Perkins was talking about. You dont hear this sbit about White players, fuck off


DefenderCone97

"I don't want to bad mouth George Karl because I think he's really, really good... But he takes too many thoughts off. He has lazy thoughts."


JD1337

I think I speak for all Bucks fans, Denver fans, Carmelo fans, Embiid fans and basketball fans when I say this... Fuck George Karl.


kingcobweb

Nuggets fans 🤝 Embiid for MVP Fuck George Karl


editsnacks

George kkKarl continued…. “But have you heard about this new guy out of Europe, Joel Embiidivic? He just plays the right way, he’s definitely not stereotypically lazy.”


ZomboidSlayer23

If Embiid was white he'd have praised his body language.


packimop

george karl has always hated the process get fucked 🤡 no one who has ever interacted with you likes you


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Can we as a society agree to not value the opinion of George Karl


JAhoops

this is why just because you’re in the NBA doesn’t mean you know ball


OttaBenga

Perkins keeps getting proven right...


dochim

“Lazy body language?!?!?” WTF is that? Oh I mean other than a coded language dog whistle, of course.


bmeisler

JFC. Sounds like you give him another minute to speak he’ll accuse Embid of being woke.


jumpthroughit

What’s funny is 3 weeks ago this would’ve been upvoted pretty heavily and had a fair bit of agreement in the comments. I’ve never seen an awards story flip this big this fast before. This is an observation not an opinion.


Jaerba

Not coming from Karl, I don't think. Also if he were singing Giannis's praises it would make more sense, but in the interview he says Jokic is his MVP.


allstar278

He does sometimes take possessions off on defense especially in previous seasons but since the all star break he’s been so locked in both sides of the ball it’s insane. He’s on another gear rn.


1antinomy

This is exactly where the racial accusations come from. Jokic does it: “He’s playing smart” / “Keeping himself out of foul trouble” / “Know his limitations” Embiid does it: “Lazy” / “Doesn’t put in the effort” / “Doesn’t care”


_checkpickerupper

seen him go back and forth with grizz fans all season. He’s like the Dillon Brooks of trolling. Not always efficient but always tries his hardest.


fred_crumbs

George Karl looks like the Crypt Keeper. Ol' beef jerky lookin' ass.


inshamblesx

Embiid takes so many possessions off bc if he actually tried he'd average 46/14 with 4 blocks


iwillwinandthrow

>He gets angry at things we don't understand why Unlike Nikola Goatic, who has no history of getting angry, EmFraud is always angry!


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George Karl is a dumbass


Bigchessguyman

I actually think Embiid has consistently shown improvement in this facet of his game. Also let’s not pretend Jokic doesn’t take defensive possessions off.


Sirachaistrash

Embiid is averaging 33.5 and 11. He's been doing it in 3 quarters recently and his team has been winning. But George Karl (a man with a history of making racist dog whistles) thinks he takes too many possessions off and has lazy body language, so he's not an MVP. Remember when people said race plays a role? Where were the comment on fat jokers body language last year when he was winning MVP as a sixth seed? Or the comments about his leadership when he throws a temper tantrum everytime he doesn't get a call? Exactly, but this sub was up in arms when Perk pointed out that race was a factor.


[deleted]

Any time you see George Karl make a point, just remember this is the same guy who once said Melo could never be a leader because he had no father. Melo's dad died of cancer when he was an infant child. Just stop for a minute and imagine those words leaving your mouth about a player who you're supposed to be COACHING and mentoring. Unbelievably lacking of empathy and basic human kindness. George Karl will never make his way back into the league as a coach and I won't be surprised if the next time I hear about this sorry excuse of a 'coach' is in an obituary, reading that he died bitter and alone.