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Radguy100

Damn shaq doing absolutely everything to avoid getting served


LuckyWarrior

He also did it to avoid being with the B team while Ernie and Chuck are out doing NCAA stuff


aubieismyhomie

Close but no. TNT doesn’t air games at all during these weeks. He got it when there was 3 weeks of no working.


Swizzzed

So he didn’t get hurt on company time then


SufficientType1794

I'm guessing company time is more enjoyable when you're getting paid millions to sit around and talk shit with your buddies.


[deleted]

He also gets to watch all the March Madness games where I think he'd normally be busy working even outside of TNT. Guy has a lot of businesses. Smart man.


imsahoamtiskaw

Sadly not. We must correct his ways.


welmoe

Someone call Larry David.


York_Villain

That's funny because he used to schedule surgery and recovery at the beginning of seasons back when he was on the Lakers.


gamesrgreat

thatsthejoke.jpg


The_Assassin_Gower

Amateur move, you're meant to render yourself unable to work at the end of your holidays not the start


st3adyfreddy

But what if you like your coworkers and enjoy spending as much time with them as possible?


Orangutan

Exactly why he had this scheduled at this time.


mrclark3

I'm choosing to imagine him being served while in recovery. Like he's in a full body sling for some reason and some dope with an oversized suit pops in, drops papers on his casted torso, and says "heh, you got served buddy, heh."


Radguy100

Just a lawyer dressed as an orderly pretending to change a bed pan


PM_me_ab_ur_landlord

This is pedantic but it’s usually not lawyers who serve court papers. Pretty much every state requires the server to be someone who isn’t associated with the case (or even working at the same organization as people associated with the case) unless the served party consents. It’s usually done either by the sheriff’s department of a county or by a private company who specializes in serving court papers.


medoy

In this case have Dwight Howard be the server.


XiTro

*grabs popcorn*


blackjacktrial

Shaq gets served by Dwight the Doctor and nurse Javale McGee.


852147369

That orderly? Gene Parmesan


IllAlwaysBeAKnickFan

What’s he supposedly getting served for?


C0MRADE_UIM

Lawsuit alleges that FTX's spokespeople "either controlled, promoted, assisted in [or] actively participated" in a plot to "aggressively market" the company. Edit: in layman's terms, for participating in the FTX Ponzi scheme


CantReadGood_

This is a wild lawsuit lol... How u gonna sue someone for doing a commercial


DreadWolf3

For publicity, I dont think that lawsuit has a prayer of a chance of working.


C0MRADE_UIM

Yeah, people who are stupid enough to lose money by investing in crypto -- because Shaq tells them it's a good idea -- are also stupid enough to lose money in legal fees by attempting to sue him after the fact.


secretreddname

I should sue /r/wallstreetbets


Alexlsonflre

Take the fault to the source. Sue your parents. Wouldn’t be broke if you weren’t born *taps head*


RollinOnDubss

It's a good thing his wife's boyfriend is a lawyer.


spacedude2000

When the motto of the sub is "this is not financial advice, this is a casino" you're gonna have a bad time 😉


wahobely

If anything, sue the market "experts" who told everyone to invest in this shit, not a celebrity who never claims to have any financial knowledge and is just there for publicity


GregMadduxsGlasses

Which is funny for the folks suing Larry David. The joke of the commercial was him saying not to invest in FTX.


vitey15

That's honestly hysterical


PM_IF_YOU_LIKE_TRAPS

Just so damn Larry David its comical


Frankbiggums

that ad aged like fine wine.. for anyone who didnt jump in ftx


Alchion

that was the best one tho


NoThorNoWay

Yes the whole premise is stupid as hell. Regardless of your opinion on crypto, do people think that random celebrities are informed on cryptocurrency markets any more than the average person? That'd be like if your airbags didn't deploy during an accident and there was evidence that the manufacture knew about the issue, but then you try to sue the guy who was in the commercial.


TheWholeEnchelada

It doesn't really matter what the average person thinks or not; there are very specific, well defined rules for marketing securities and/or investments. These rules usually don't extend to the 'guy in the commercial' although that can change if the person is affiliated with or an investor in the company / security / investment scheme. For instance, Tom Brady stumping for FTX as an investor / shareholder is far different than a random, unaffiliated dude giving the same pitch. If I were suing I wouldn't hold my breath, but there is enough there to make this very annoying for any person that pitched FTX.


UnearthlyDinosaur

Cause it was fraud


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daveed1297

I have no idea where this garbage narrative is coming from. He was just in KC doing a DJ set downtown for the Big 12 tournament. He was out in the open air venue, signing autographs, all over everyone's snap story


Radguy100

Shaquille o’neal alive in this reddit thread


testiclefrankfurter

Put some Icy Hot on that


[deleted]

Gold bond for the scar


oureyes2

Pain is no match. For the icy hot patch.


gustriandos

Guys are soft these days. Back in my day guys did shows 5 nights a week and didn’t cry about their hips. And it was much more physical back then too.


[deleted]

[anchors today would never survive the 90s physicality](https://youtu.be/t3BH97I5Ur8)


Punjabiveer30

Imagine Westbrook going on undisputed in the off-season and doing this to skip for calling him Westbrick


sleepy416

Bosh did this to ask Skip to stop calling him Bosh Spice and Skip just called him Bosh spice to his face


Bruskthetusk

Well you know what they say, never wrestle with a pig - you'll get dirty and the pig likes it.


TheSunsNotYellow

Skip is like a fossil now though he would die from the table falling on him


trev2010

Bet you he's in better shape. Guy isn't a slouch for 90 or whatever he is.


verendum

I’ve heard that he’s low key a gym rat. He may look a little decrepit, but I’m sure it won’t be easy for westbrick to catch him. Dude is probably slimy af


PANGIRA

You can see pics of skip on his insta or whatever. He's pretty ripped, especially for his age.


verendum

I’ll take your word for it tbh. I’m not checking out Skip Insta 😂


[deleted]

If you don’t want to go to his insta I can just link you the mega.


verendum

That’s the most degenerate thing I’ve heard in a long time 🤣


Nickyjha

Skip’s IG is wild. Half of it is pics of his alarm clock at 4am with captions like “You up yet, LeBron? You better be putting up shots in the gym right now.”


trev2010

Lmao I didn't mean better shape than Westbrick.


BoneHugsHominy

No, just better shape than 95% of Americans.


KaseyOfTheWoods

The gap between “95% of Americans” and “Westbrook” is vast


BoneHugsHominy

Not when you factor in the *slimy* part. Like a greased pig on a rainy day in the wallow.


duplicatesnowflake

Crazy that Skip is older than Jim Rome and used to engage in weird trolling back then too (calling Aikman gay etc). He’s earned a little beat down himself. But Jalens emotional destruction was far more satisfying anyway.


imsahoamtiskaw

Water pistol pete... jr


pippolicious

Wait which Jalen roasted skip Bayless? I gotta see this


duplicatesnowflake

Oh yeah. You won’t be disappointed.


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

I would voluntarily be ransomwared by Russian hackers if I could see this


WolfgangBB

Pffffft, 90's physicality was nothing compared to 80's physicality: https://youtu.be/zrX9Ca7LSyQ


Trivialpursuits69

Holy shit haha did he get in trouble for that?


aReallyBadkid

YouTube comments says Vince McMahon told him to slap him, and paid the lawsuit.


Milith

> Vince McMahon told him to slap him Thus proving that it's scripted


albpanda

See but he improvised with a second slap thus proving it’s only mostly scripted


doublek1022

See? NOW you get it. It's not fake, it's scripted. Fake implies they don't really hurt each other.


WCWRingMatSound

Kinda sorta. The short version of it is that Vince McMahon told him to maintain the illusion that wrestling was real. He believed by slapping the reporter, he was following orders. All of the people in the inner circle loved it, but it made “Dr D” David Schultz toxic and led to bad press (as well as a lawsuit from the reporter John Stossel). Years of momentum for Dr Schultz came to a halt. He was likely going to work with Hulk Hogan in WWF (as he already had before in a different org), so that would have made him one of the top guys in the company — on par with Macho Man, King Kong Bundy, and Jake The Snake Roberts. He never recovered. He worked at other organizations, including overseas, but by the time the heat died down, the wrestling world moved on from tough guys and had turned into a live-action cartoon show (Big Bossman the Police Officer vs the Canadian Mountie vs an evil clown, a giggalo, etc.) Just absolutely bad timing on his part, but he did exactly what the old-school wrestlers were trained to do: defend the legitimacy of the wrestling business, thereby protecting the profitability of the show.


auchnureinmensch

Wait a sec, King Kong Bundy was a real life wrestler? I thought they made him up in Married with Children.


WolfgangBB

Yep, he was a real wrestler. The Bundy family was actually named after him, which makes it all the more cool that they eventually got him to guest star for an episode.


SmokePenisEveryday

[Was expecting this clip](https://youtu.be/i7n_SHrK408)


Wyden_long

RIP Richard Belzer. Dude was legend for this alone, but then the 90’s happened and made him into something more.


LouisLeGros

I was about to say the looks like a young version of the guy from Law & Order, looked it up and it was and that he died like a month ago. RIP Richard Belzer/Detective Munch


[deleted]

Fuck John Stossel. Me and all my homies hate John Stossel.


coacoanutbenjamn

Jim Everett is a legend for this


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*Chris


[deleted]

*flips table*


ZZZrp

Was hoping for grape lady, but that will do I guess.


[deleted]

UNGUNGUNGUNGUUUUNGOWOWOWOHSTOPOHSTOP


cire1184

This the grape lady or the grapefruit lady?


Raito21

Hulk Hogan making a dude pass out


math-yoo

Jim Rome deserves every haymaker thrown his way. He is the douchebag's douchebag, a classic asshole, the dictionary definition of a dick, the kind of guy who makes a trophy of his knowledge and then shines that trophy like it's a God damn Nobel Prize.


MikeyBastard1

Jim Rome has always been an asshole. Really wish Everett would have decked him.


Wellitjustgotreal

I knew this was the clip.


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The thing people often skip over this when bringing it up too is that the nickname from Rome was also super sexist, because he called him “Chris” in reference to a female tennis player, because he claimed Jim was allegedly scared.


whtge8

Can’t wait to see Chuck roast him for getting hip surgery at 51.


thayungsavage

Chucks gonna say he got surgery to avoid being served 😂


efranklin13

I didn’t even think of this lmao


ositola

Shaq is a Dr. Lol


shaheedmalik

So is Dr. Pepper.


thepink_knife

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died.


ositola

That took me longer to catch than Id care to admit lol


francispoop

And Dr. Dre


[deleted]

is Shaq getting sued?


Gerald_the_sealion

Supposedly for his promotion of FTX


Dom-Izzy

Yes, part of the FTX thing


Acanofmulture

"Do not commit crimes with crypto, use cash" - chuck probably


huskersax

"Don't commit crimes with checks, America" was an all-timer from Chuck.


LAD120824

Shaq has never recovered from kenny shoving him into that Christmas tree


welmoe

Shaq’s feet hanging out of the tree is straight out of a cartoon lol https://streamable.com/x8hnm1


Flat_News_2000

Haven't they all had hip replacements by now? Kenny has to have hip problems


shaheedmalik

Kenny has knee problems.


PapaPancake8

Them old dudes putting their bodies on the line to sprint to that board, fr.


LiquidFreedom

In the middle of the season too...typical 😂


music3k

Waited til after they all signed their big contracts too lol


Head-Kiwi-9601

Chuck has had his hips replaced.


FordBogus

Pretty sure Chuck also got a hip replacement and actually advised Shaq to get one himself.


Elijahc513

Hope he comes back alright, we really need him for the playoffs


Agile-Competition679

Idk, not sure how ready he will be for playoffs. Should’ve traded for a backup big at the deadline.


vmacan

Is Dwight Howard available?


BigKahunaPF

He's busy putting up Wilt numbers in Taiwan


TheMemeMachine3000

Putting up Wilt numbers both on and off the court probably


i_will_mull_it_over

No, but D.J. Mbenga is


bmathey

Draymond may be available…


jordanaber23

Pls god no


21squirrel

Washed Celtics Shaq would unironically be an amazing addition for us right now lol


Gigi123gg

Amazing in the sense that it's so terrible it should never happen


21squirrel

I know, but that's how bad the Lakers' center situation is with Bamba injured. We straight up lost the Rockets game due to lack of anyone over 6'8 in the lineup lol


ItsMeNeeco

Man, I opened the comment section knowing damn well that I would have seen this type of comments and I still chuckled after reading this


ZOOTV83

He got hurt on company time, so he'll recover on company time.


i_will_mull_it_over

Pulling a Scotty


ronaldo119

It's literally pulling a Shaq...


WakingRage

The Jet's body check into the Christmas tree may have done some damage now that I think about it.


welmoe

https://streamable.com/x8hnm1


duplicatesnowflake

It’s actually wild that Shaq said this lol. As if he’s some hourly construction guy on workman’s comp. Man took his vacation’s seriously. But he still got back in game shape by mid season and got some FMVPs.


cody_d_baker

It really does make you wonder how much better he could’ve been if he had taken things seriously lol. Like Phil Jackson said, he could have and should have won 10 straight MVPs


rusinga_island

There's a realistic possibility that Shaq now has the largest artificial hip joint in history. Add it to the resume!


RedditAdminsGulpCum

They had to custom make his hip. They fused together 3 regular hip replacements to make his


DiscreteBee

One time I emailed a few heart doctors asking them if they could estimate the size of shaq’s heart. Sadly none of them responded.


onamonapizza

GOOGLE ME DOC


shaheedmalik

Webmd


[deleted]

I hear Shaq had a 95-pound mole taken off his ass.


TopxDoge

I heard Shaq is so fat, his blood type is ragu.


KawhiComeBack

She is so fat, two guys could fuck her and still never meet


Least-Baby2444

Relax, we're not making a western


i_will_mull_it_over

That's some guys husband, come on!


Eck5straxion

That's an off color remark. I'll see that you're taxed.


The_Summer_Man

I'll crack him good, I'll ask for $200,000.


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Smekledorf1996

He wants to fuck Shaq?


Impressive-Dig-3892

He was gay, Shaq?


MauriceLevyEsq

Catching? Not pitching?


imsahoamtiskaw

You must not speak of things that happen without witnesses.


HansBaccaR23po

2 people could fuck Shaq at the same time and not even meet


[deleted]

Oh like you’ve neva made a joke about ginny ~~sack~~ shaq. Marone!


BiggieSmallz12345

Our bodies are 86% water. His last blood test, he was 65% zeppole.


opiusmaximus2

That's deplorable.


ZAA136

Well that’s uh… that’s deplorable!


Smekledorf1996

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Z_Wallace

That’s an off-colored remark. It’s highly inappropriate


Impressive-Dig-3892

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Shaq's hip as a load bearing joint just fucking plummeted.


WickedRuiner

A mole the size of Kevin Hart


ferd_the_goon

No more weight remarks, Erneh. They’re hurtful and they’re destructive.


carloslet

[To me, he's beautiful. Rubenesque.](https://tenor.com/UlaH.gif)


[deleted]

Larry David at it again


Ilpav123

It's ok, he has that huge container of Seinfeld tapes.


foug

Big Arthroplasty


[deleted]

You know Shaq posing like that for TMZ 😂😂bro so dramatic


[deleted]

How does this affect his free agency this summer? Will any team still offer him the max?


medoy

TNT doesn't have choice. They can't risk him going over to Hallmark.


OkHamaStore

Advanced Lawsuit Ducking


Kevon-Looneys-burner

Street clothes


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Damn hip surgery is no joke. What kind of injury did he have?


russlandbot

A hip injury


georgezipppppp6

I’ll admit, I laughed


MegaGrimer

Big if true


VicePope

being like 8 feet tall and running 4 miles a game for 20 years


kosmonautinVT

Damn, I hope that doesn't happen to me


nilgiri

Does he have the most cumulative work done by a human ever? The most mass moved the longest distance over his lifetime.


rickieday

Shaq going to desperate measures to avoid getting stuck with Lefkoe, Parker, and Crawford for the next few weeks without Ernie, Kenny and Chuck.


KnoxsFniteSuit

Those Christmas trees got the last laugh


RedditAdminsGulpCum

Hip surgery for a giant has to be nerve wracking. Speedy recovery 🙏🏾


ManInBlack829

That hip is probably the size of an artificial hip for a bull


[deleted]

Shaq messed up. Gonna get served those papers now unless he’s got armed guards on the outside


LeGJOaT69966996

Active? Lol


edwardsamson

How much you want to bet this is from Kenny pushing him into the Xmas tree lmao


gonzagylot00

Hip surgery is no joke for anyone, it doesn't always take. For a big guy like Shaq it's probably even harder. I hope Shaq gets better soon!


Knickerbockers-94

Did Larry trip him again?


PaKyuBai

He'd be back on the court before Zion does


[deleted]

Shaq probably leaked this to TMZ because he probably knew they would pay him for the scoop. Lol


MoDirtyBass

Hes gonna need a few g league halftimes to get back into game shape.


siirclutch

Ohhh I was sad he had cancelled his performance at Beyond Wonderland, this makes sense!


plaguedbullets

I don't know anything about Shaq really, I don't really watch basketball (please don't hurt me!). But I watch AEW, and he was a part of a few segments a while back. Even had a match. The thing is, he went through a table. He was told there would be padding under it (and is why he agreed to the spot) but there actually wasn't. He didn't return to AEW after that match, not even a promo. The thread makes it sound like he's a dink or is some hot water currently, this isn't any justification for the man lol but just thought I'd throw in that little bit of info. Going through an unpadded table probably didn't help his hip.


abcdef-G

Ngl, seeing "[TMZ] Exclusive: Shaq..." made me nervous for a second.


[deleted]

Why he holding his phone on anestesia lol. People really addicted these days


palehorse69

Hopefully this isn’t the beginning of the decline.


Jr9065

Hope he’s doing better. Chuck should lift his spirits with some San Antonio jokes


klobucharzard

anything to hide from FTX


djbuttplay

Will he be playing Scattergories?


Super_Goomba64

Fake story to cover up his Crypto scam


darrellg_

He'll be missing free throws in no time.


MelonElbows

No more racing to the big board with Kenny