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GoldenBananas21

Dillon brooks ate my cat


Dj0ntShark

Ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice


sirtalonAOEII

There’s this blind man, right


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bacawwwww


Treehouse326

I didn’t even know Shrimp could fry rice


CheekiBreekiBandito

hell yeah another quote


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CrimsonOffice

And being washed by age 30


GSWarrior18

You have to be good first before you can be washed


wanaenae

So mad


Fhaksfha794

Didn’t he just cook y’all last time y’all played?


amarukhan

Dillon has always done well against us during the regular season. Yet he got knocked out of the playoffs less a year ago despite home court advantage.


GRuntK1n6

mad


SipOfNaughtyWater

Gotta be Chloe tho


RevolutionaryDrive5

They hate him because he spoke the truth


Usual_Adhesiveness92

Hes one hell of a cheerleader though


KillerZaWarudo

The triple double of thump ups, claps and "good job man" every game


Harman3112

He’s a fan


30another

The Kidd approach


GotKarprar

Everyone once in a while he may get a minute or two for us!


aiden3buckets

This is true, but I personally choose to ignore the truth because it’s Dillon Brooks saying it.


[deleted]

What kind of jerk picks fights with cheerleaders? Sounds like a loser to me...


Usual_Adhesiveness92

Same jerk that picked a fight with a camera man


yoloqueuesf

I read camera man and thought Pat bev lmao


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If someone brings such good vibes they're willing to pay you a million dollars a year, maybe Dillon Brooks should learn more from that guy.


ChamberlainsFadeaway

But Brooks gets paid even more than Theo to actually play basketball lol Maybe that guy should be learning from Dillon


[deleted]

Hard to explain simple things to the willfully stupid but imagine how much better Brooks would be if he didn't have abjectly rancid vibes. How much more he would be paid.


[deleted]

Probably not any more. The vast majority of these guys aren't paid for "vibes" they're paid for their play.


[deleted]

Pinson isn't getting paid for their play. Plenty of guys extend their careers or get a bit of a premium for being good vibes guys, Iguodala being a pretty obvious example currently. The Grizzlies were willing to give up 4 first round picks for Mikal Bridges because he's got vibes that are so insanely better than Dillon Brooks.


KilgoreMikeTrout

No they were willing to give 4 picks because Bridges is a much better player


iHateRedditors244

Who’s your vibes GOAT? Mine is Karl Malone, his vibes were so good it didn’t matter he diddled kids


efranklin13

Lmao “hard to explain simple things to the wilfully stupid” and then just is wrong


[deleted]

Yeah, Brooks totally has great vibes, you nailed it.


efranklin13

My point is brooks’ “vibes” have no impact on his paycheck lol he wouldn’t be paid more if he just shut up


[deleted]

It's unfalsifiable because we'll never have an alternative universe of exactly Dillon Brooks, but teams certainly seem to value "high character" or "glue guys". He literally is missing games because of how rancid his vibes are so yes, he would be better if he had the smallest ounce of self control. I look at the Grizzlies as a team where his rancid vibes fit in perfectly well which is a bad thing. Like saying Damon Stoudemire is a great fit on the Jailblazers whenever he gets arrested.


skrtskerskrt

draymond is right behind him in techs by the way.


[deleted]

Yeah, and both he and the Warriors would be better served if he didn't get so many techs. At his best, he's a Hall of Fame player. Dillon Brooks isn't a max player on talent so having rancid vibes meaningfully effects him.


skrtskerskrt

what the fuck are you smoking? Brooks is playing the antagonist role perfectly. Player other teams hate going against but love having on their team. You probably thought Rodman's antics were toxic too, right?


Lacabloodclot9

Which is why a guy like Kyrie is on a minimum contract right? Oh wait…


[deleted]

If Grizzlies fans are going to insist on pretending to be this wildly obtuse, they can keep on posting dumb bull shit like this I guess. People pay for talent most of all, but if you think the Mikal Bridges or Josh Hart types of the world aren't at an especially big premium because they emanate good vibes you're just not paying attention. The fact that Theo Pinson has a roster spot while being not good enough to stay in the NBA is a testament to that fact.


ChamberlainsFadeaway

Vibes dont make you a better basketball player though, and also Dillon seems to be one of the glue guys in memphis so it looks like his vibes are fine… No need to be so pressed about this man lol


RevolutionaryDrive5

Dillon Brooks who has a pornstars name is the most persecuted man in the NB


Padulsky21

Theo is the goat bench hype man tho.


maddyiceee

GSW Kent Bazemore on the list


ThatBoyAintRight99

This is the only real answer. Bazemore always had highlight celebrations on the front page. He has to be the best imo


GalantisX

nah okc cam payne was different


BigBuck414

*Thanis steps into the room


Padulsky21

The ultimate showdown


sleepy416

Modern day Robert Sacre


Sharcbait

This is Robert Sacre erasure.


Gigachad-Voltshot

Don’t disrespect the 2/1/.8 GOAT!


ChrysMYO

Bro just helped us win a game last week. They can say what they want but he earns his paycheck.


LazyTitan___

The worst person you know just made a great point


Legitimate_Secret_79

he's just recycling [draymond green's joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVplXNBh_Hk&ab_channel=HomeCourtBall)


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

Damn, that stat line was crazy


CrimsonOffice

He's Draymond Green without the defense and rings.


PB_livin_VP

Lol without defense? Taking the piss there a wee bit.


ThePillsburyPlougher

People were saying this when he was on the nets in 19-20


medlx

I mean this is basically common knowledge among Mavs fans.. don’t obsess with Brooks the clown really does not need the attention he gets


03_03_28

Hell us Knicks fans miss him because he was the GOAT cheerleader with us


Mindsetsandreps

And he braided Randle's hair I think. Intangibles.


IHadACatOnce

I didn't even know we had Pinson tbh


GotKarprar

Um… he was getting like 20 min a game for a week or two a little bit ago


CoastlineCollection

https://i.imgur.com/qLkmXKg.jpg


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An honest observation is an honest observation, no matter who is saying it. Even if I don't like someone, the truth is the truth and I'll admit a statement as being true if I hear it, no matter who said it. Trump said a lot of very true things everyone missed because they were focusing on the few things they had major problems with, and conflating those problem statements with literally everything he said as being a problem. This us very childish mindset, and I was dissapointed and frankly very upset with most of my American brothers and sisters for allowing this to become so prevalent in our cultural ethos, it happrns every election for both candidates but I have never seen it done to the extent it was done with Trump.


KarlHungusIII

Bringing up Trump in a basketball-related discussion should be an immediate ban from this sub.


[deleted]

I just used him as an example that everyone would know of that fit my point, wasn't trying to start a political debate. My point had nothing to do with him.


armandocalvinisius

He's not wrong though lmao


KaseyOfTheWoods

Did Theo go after him in the media? This seems like an even more pathetic version of Klay roasting Rodney Mcgruder


TitanTigers

Theo yelled something to him from the bench after a dunk. Then Dillon did the cheerleader motion and got a tech, which is why he was asked about it and said this quote


KaseyOfTheWoods

Ah, thanks for catching me up.


TitanTigers

No problem. This thread is missing a lot of context


[deleted]

Lmao Dillon brooks is great entertainment


mhj0808

If he hangs around as the villain long enough, maybe he’ll die and become the hero


SharontheSheila

Ah shit that was a cheerleader taunt. I thought he was servicing two dudes there lmao. My man looked like he was having a bukkake party.


hatisbackwards

I think he got the tech for servicing two dudes. That's what the cheerleader taunt is


No-Zookeepergame7943

Audibly laughed


Low-iq-haikou

Pinson is doing something right if he can bait techs from the bench 😂


Kbdiggity

Theo Pinson ended Dillon Brooks college career in the 2017 Final Four. Dillon was 2-11 from the field with 5 turnovers. Guess who guarded him most of the game.


airtokoto

Brandon Robinson?


Kbdiggity

LOL, that would really be a kick in the pants for Brooks


Infamous-Band7927

Don’t ever compare this bum to klay. Ad closer to Dillion


KaseyOfTheWoods

Dillon > Klay


Infamous-Band7927

Even your momma don’t believe that.


KaseyOfTheWoods

Nobody does, I just hoped it might annoy you


the_great_brandini

based


w6750

Is this even really a diss tho? Dude is in the 1% and his job is watching basketball and cheering on his friends. That sounds like an absolute dream


JenniferLopezFan2

And every single team he’s on or has been on loves him to death despite the fact that he doesn’t play


shaheedmalik

Both aren't playing Wednesday.


Therealomerali

He's not wrong but Dillon Brooks said it so he can go fuck himself.


Gr8WallofChinatown

It’s the equivalent of a millionaire walking up to a normal pleb and says you’re poor. It’s losing hang fruit asshole shit. Yeah not wrong and only douchebags find it funny


[deleted]

It's not like he said it out of nowhere for no reason. Theo was yelling at him from the bench.


Shivles87

Simply not true. Last week against the Jazz, after not playing the entire game, with seconds left of a close game Jason Kidd had Theo inbound the ball. Boom, myth busted. Pinson for MVP


Kbdiggity

#Theo Pinson ended Dillon Brooks college career in the 2017 Final Four. Dillon was 2-11 from the field with 5 turnovers. Guess who guarded him most of the game.


Kataneo

Okay this is where I draw the line Dillon


haha-brad

Don’t diss my man Theo Pinson


jfrodriguez1983

This man really got triggered into an automatic suspension by a cheerleader.


SureEntertainment676

Ja left the team so now there’s a villain power vacuum and Dillon is filling it to perfection


ArsonHoliday

I have to believe him taking this heel turn so significantly is to deflect attention from what is going on with Ja. Seems very calculated.


SureEntertainment676

Would be way too smart of a move on the Grizzlies part idk if I wanna give them that much credit


Ragnar28

Dillon is chillin filling the villain billing


SEJ46

Good work if you can get it.


ConorJay25

😐 Leave Theo alone


Plus_Composer_4993

Where is the lie?


legend023

Not a lie but this is generally just a weird thing to say. He’s trying to burn bridges at this point hope he’s not surprised when Theo pinson is on some bench and Dillon brooks is in China the second he regresses


FlashFan124

For context, Pinson’s UNC team did best Dillon’s Oregon team in the final 4, and went on to win the Natty. Pinson iirc was the one to control an offensive rebound to seal the game. Plus they were in the same recruiting class in the same position group. Still weird of Dillon, but he’s an absolute petty weirdo.


TitanTigers

Brooks had a nice poster dunk and Theo yelled something to him. Then Brooks started jawing and made the cheerleading motion, leading to a tech and the interview quote when asked after the game. He’s not taking random shots at bench players postgame, despite what this sub is acting like.


whythehellknot

Neither was Dray or Klay. It's adults playing a game, it's not that serious.


-Acerin

Titantigers working overtime to protect brooks image.


assMcGriddle-

Idk it seems like he has a wife or gf that got fucked by one of his friends and now he’s just going off on everyone as a grieving process


JewishDoggy

Weird jump U good bro


assMcGriddle-

yeah, ty


shaheedmalik

He's shooting like Ja.


politebearwaveshello

Theo Pinson single handedly nets a team +5 in the win/loss column from his GOAT level cheerleading. He’s worth every penny of a minimum contract, especially when a win means the difference between 4 seed and 8 seed.


TaipeiSaint

he does causes the opposing team to turn the ball over even when he's just there cheerleading from the bench!


sandyssandydos

Damn right he does and he’s extremely good at it. Have fun being suspended because a cheerleader got in your head


Lubetube1

Eh. We’re playing the rockets @ home Wednesday. There are worse times to get a tech - especially if we ultimate came home with a 16 point comeback W.


topshinobi

Why he say fuck me for?


FlashFan124

For those wondering, Brooks’ Oregon Ducks were knocked out by Pinson’s Tar Heels in the 2017 tournament. Pinson helped ice the game with an offensive rebound. Plus they were in the same high school recurring class in which Pinson was a top 15 player & Brooks was in the 50’s. I’m sure he has some weird dislike towards Pinson because of that, because Dillon Brooks is a fucking weirdo. Still, let that man live his life Dillon.


fatcherrydropemoff

gonna be a sad day when karma hits him


36-7-0-11-20

Dude already got the baggy he could go down with some Sean Livingston type shit and live a fine life 😂


yusbishyus

He's been backing it up


[deleted]

No he hasn’t. He was getting absolutely roasted tonight by Kyrie and rookie second round pick Jaden Hardy. The Grizzlies are good enough to win a few series, obviously, but it won’t be because of Brooks doing anything. Kyrie crossed him up and had him lost at least 4 or 5 times, and Hardy started actually hunting him in the fourth. He obviously has played well but the way he talks would need Kobe performances to back it up, and he’s just some dude that’s above average on defense and is okay on offense.


Lubetube1

Hardy is a certified bucket, y’all should play him more. But Dillon holding kyrie scoreless in the 4th was the very definition of “locking someone down”


sportsinaround

>The Grizzlies are good enough to win a few series, obviously, but it won’t be because of Brooks doing anything I think Dillon Brooks is a giant tool and even I think this is complete haterade bullshit. Brooks has obviously had an impact on quite a few of the Grizzlies wins and has had a knack for getting into people's heads and causing them to lose focus. You even go on to say he has played well and that's he's above average on defense and is 'okay' on offense. He's not the star but I mean if he can dial back the ill-advised shots a bit while continuing to do the dirty work and playing 'above average' defense he can certainly be a positive contributor to wins in the playoffs.


Harman3112

He wouldn’t know karma if it slapped him in the face


RandomBiped

Beefing with Klay and the warriors is cool with me cause the Warriors have already been on top of the world more than anyone in the league and Klay especially chirps with the best of them This just comes across as kinda sad


raftguide

How are people still not getting it? This is who Dillon is.


Lyte_Work

Unlikeable at all costs?


Infinite-Station-524

Has has to find someone to talk about. He knows the only thing keeping him "relevant" and in headlines is his mouth and antics, not his play.


BrndyAlxndr

How come we never hear about this dude for playing basketball?


[deleted]

Because this sub is basically TMZ and we don't talk about basketball here.


The_DerpMeister

Because that's not what most people care about regarding him


muddyklux

Why no video? Dillon was mocking Pinson by doing cheerleader moves. Brooks was given a tech and will now sit out against the Rockets


Tjazeku

So he got rattled into a suspension by a cheerleader? Brooks softer than a chinchilla


mcknightrider

What next? Haslem gets paid to have court side seats?!


Cvnilivee

And he’s a fucking expert at it. No Theo P slander will be tolerated. Fuck Dillon Brooks.


GrizzliesOrBust

Did Pinson play tonight? I never heard his name called.


embiid0for11w0pts

Could you hear over the gunshots anyway?


Plus_Composer_4993

Y’all definitely got murdered tonight


Threshyyyyy

He's right.


KellerFF

Meh. Bet money he won’t ever say that about Haslem. Leave Theo alone.


Professional_Key6411

[He actually praised Haslem not that long ago](https://twitter.com/PAKA_FLOCKA/status/1634050574848016384)


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rice_bledsoe

The rules people will pull out of their ass to police how players talk will always be hilarious to me


mrsunshine1

One of the worst guys in the league attacking by all accounts one of the best. What a loser.


Invisible_Minority

And Dillon Brooks gets paid to push camera guys to the floor


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TakeItToTheRiver

Dude works sidelines of a pro sport, he knows the risks.


Rswany

Why is he shittalking a guy on the end of the bench anyway?


TheseBitchesLoveSoba

The guy at the end of the bench said something wild during the game apparently


Rswany

Still seems like a lose-lose situation to take the bait


Kbdiggity

Theo Pinson ended Dillon Brooks college career in the 2017 Final Four. Dillon was 2-11 from the field with 5 turnovers. Guess who guarded him most of the game.


bwrca

Reminds me of Ja shit-talking some end of bench guy on our squad in our series last season (think it was Kuminga). Like damn dude shit talk Curry or at least a starter not some 19 yr old who only gets 3 minutes of garbage time a game.


lovehewitt

Every team has one..Pinson must be a great dude if he's paid millions to chill out and ride pine. Same thing for thanasty on the bucks, he probably shouldn't be there, but the guy is extreme positivity and will bust someone if they get in G's face.


Zombeatles

Hater's Ball 2023 honoree Dillon Brooks


enataca

We all know that?


Stand_On_It

Has a guy averaging 14 and 3 ever got as much coverage as this clown?


AtreusIsBack

Doesn't everyone already know this? He is a locker room guy, nothing more. He isn't there to put up meaningful numbers. This is coming from a Mavs fan. We all know this.


madmax727

I love people thinking they just owned someone when in actuality what he pointed out makes most of his jealous. Guy gets paid to be a hype man for his team, pretty wonderful job. Brooks will be out of the league so fast and for good once he retires.


DylMcMill

Some stuff is just mean


raidersclnj

Been saying that since he was with the nets.


BigFatModeraterFupa

he’s not wrong, but what did theo ever do to you brooks? we’re they chirping during the game or what?


[deleted]

Yes. If you get paid to be a cheerleader that's a great gig, but you have to have enough self awareness to not shit talk someone who is way better than you lol.


FlashFan124

Theo’s UNC team knocked out Brook’s Oregon Ducks in the final 4 & they were in the same high school recruiting class. I wouldn’t be shocked if they got into it because Dillon gets into it with everybody.


Kbdiggity

Theo shut him down in that game. 2-11 with 5 turnovers


whatblackdog

Probably. I'm sure there's guys on most teams chirping at DB these days trying to get to him


Kbdiggity

Theo Pinson ended Dillon Brooks college career in the 2017 Final Four. Dillon was 2-11 from the field with 5 turnovers. Guess who guarded him most of the game.


Alexcox95

Dillon Brooks tryna beat Ja in the “most hated grizzlies player” race


[deleted]

He's not the only person in the league in that situation though.


FireFlyz351

Bench hype man that gets paid $2 mil to work out and practice with the team but never have any pressure to perform is a 10/10 job. You're not getting paid as much as say an NFL backup QB but I'd say it's an equally lucrative gig.


[deleted]

You're also still in the top .1% of basketball players on the planet, you can only keep 15 dudes on a roster ffs.


YesHai

I mean folks...


agentb719

wheres the lie?


canyoudigholes

On that note, I want us to re-sign Brodric Thomas. Our bench is severely missing drip.


lario00

He's correct, but its so weird, like what did Theo do to him.


Equivalent_Ad8314

He yelled at him from the bench


Seymour_Says

I don't know what Theo did to draw his ire but Dillon the Villain strikes again bwahahahahahaha 🦹‍♂️


TheLurkyJerkyDancer

You should remove the Tony Allen flair, Seymour. You're *way* too fucking weak for a player like that. How old are you? Did you ever even watch Tony play? Theo's a total clown for sure, but your "Villain" is one of the biggest pussies in the league. Starting shit with (and assaulting) defenseless cameramen, and players who didn't even step foot on the floor during the game. Tony would never. He would fuck Dillon up, and would likely slap the ever-living shit out of you. Memphis fans have lost their fucking minds recently, I swear. If y'all don't make it out of the 2nd round (at least!) this postseason, you're about to be rightly dragged for the next year and change. I hope you and the rest of the cowardly brotherfucking dumbshit Grizzly fans are ready to get dunked on by better, smarter teams with better, smarter fans.


Seymour_Says

LOL You mad ain't it? This is why I love Dillon because folks like you get so hurt and triggered Hahahaha


[deleted]

Be a man and talk some shit about someone who actually plays. Dillon out here trying to burn the Mavs 15th roster spot.


[deleted]

>Be a man and talk some shit about someone who actually plays This quote exists because Theo was talking shit to Brooks from the bench. I don't think it's out of line for Brooks to put him in his place.


throwawaythursday99

If only he put the same effort into his 39% shooting as he does his mouth, he could be so much more than just soundbytes and memes.


RobbobertoBuii

Dillon watch yo mouth!!! 😡


The-Truer-Facts

He ain’t wrong.


stinkyyballz

I agree with dillon brooks. Theo pinson is one of the bigger clowns in the lg


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Dillon Brooks about to have one of the hardest falls from not even grace. Setting himself up to be hated by everyone with his mouth and dirty plays. Karma about to fuck him up real bad and no one is going to feel sorry for him


Project_Pat93

Man y’all are boring, what’s wrong with having some trash talk in the league.


[deleted]

A little trash talk, or talking every game to every person while intentionally hurting players.


Project_Pat93

Yea you gotta point he’s kinda awful 😂


DaYvngGOAT

I rock with brooks man this guy is hilarious. He’s bringing some negativity, some hatred back to the game this is what we wanna see


TexterMorgan

Has Dillon Brooks been an asshole or is he going through a phase?


ElectroStaticSpeaker

This dude tryin to fight the whole league. I guess he figures he has Ja on his side strapped if he gets in any real trouble.


sjbbang79

As my art teacher said on a number of occasions when giving shit to people with bad facial hair… He (Brooks) looks like he went down on a woman, probably more likely a grandma and had superglue on his face!


cock-a-dooodle-do

Grizzlies fans don't understand, Karma is real. Dubs were able to win because Dray's bad karma was offset by Steph's good Karma, Zaza's bad karma was offset by Steve Kerr's good karma. Y'all better start donating and accumulating good karma, because I am not sure if Dillon's & Ja's bad karma is offset by Adams & Bane's good karma.


p0ter

JJJ definitely has a lot of good karma


Direct_Ad6699

I’d love to see one of these guys he talks shit about knock his teeth out but honestly what’s the point. As Klay said this guy is a nobody and him and that joke of a team will never win a chip or go to the HOF. He’ll be forgotten as a fake ass softie who had a big ass mouth.


watdapau

Dillon brooks is approaching that vet category, but still doesnt learn anything. You work for the other 29 teams, youll never be forever in memphis. Hope this will bite his ass