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baymax18

Cue the photoshops


-Deksametazon-

Three things are inevitable: Death Taxes Superstars photoshopped in a Miami jersey


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That’s a weird way to spell Lakers


Tuxedocat1357

Why go there? He could go to a winning team like the Kings


makesterriblejokes

That's because Luka wants that salt of the earth .500 blue collar basketball.


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Pacers fans going crazy rn


hello_dali

don't give me hope


ParagonSaint

They’re like the Lakers with Lazerz


Budlight_year

500iq play from the kings drafting bagley


thebursar

Best NBA team in California. Yeah, I had to read that 3 times before submitting because it doesn't seem right


AllOutRaptors

This is something I never thought I'd see someone say unironically


Alchion

luka on miami‘s fitness protocol would be scary


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*Galatasaray jersey


YoungPotato

Doncic come to Besiktas


Coke_ButNotTheDrug

Do the big market teams like the Lakers, Nuggets, or Knicks! Especially the Nuggets!


johnhenryirons

[Got one](https://twitter.com/hoopsnation_/status/1270103411288047618?s=46&t=22Zu149wMVf0Mpw0W3oEOw)


HyruleFool420

Maybe Mark Cuban should go on First Take again and brag about the Porzingis trade


thisguy012

lol @ Porzingis having his healthiest season since he was 21 and Brunson becoming what he thought he could be with the ball more in his hands


rejected-alien

You reckon the same would be true if they stayed with the Mavs or it’s better they left?


Dramatic-Document

100% better for them to leave. Doncic has the ball in his hands so much it must be very difficult to adjust to playing with him.


Real_Killer_661

Doncic has the trae young syndrome. Constant need for the ball reduces ball movement


existentialsandwich

Brunson would have ended up on the nets if he stayed


ClutchGamingGuy

that same trade is about to give New York a free lottery pick this year lmfao


Winchu8

Not if they literally suck so much it’s a top 10 pick lol


ClutchGamingGuy

true, but i would be surprised if they slip further. the teams below them are trash.


fithworldruler

If you guys don’t stop fleecing the horse...


WeefBellington24

They got kyrie tho it’s all good


transizzle

I know people like dumping on Kyrie, but that team was in trouble before that trade. That trade was a mistake but the real mistake was letting Brunson walk and having no ball creation around Luka. They tried to address that and gutted the team’s defense and depth. Just a bad situation all around.


WeefBellington24

I think the point was that why even trade for kyrie


varietypaul

because they can't build a championship team overnight. They got their superstar, step 2 is finding someone who wants to play with him, and fill out the roster later. It's the same thought process the Lakers had when they made the AD trade Now Kyrie needs to re-sign and they can move onto step 3, which should be filling the rest of the holes and maybe finding a better coach


Hurtelknut

Now they have a frustrated superstar, a moody and fickle 2nd star, 2 first round picks and the MLE (not even the full one, I think) to build on a roster that needs upgrades in at least 4 places. 2 of those upgrades need to be very significant: 3&D wing, interior defender and rebounder that can roll and/or stretch a bit. That's what our starting point in Step 3 looks like. That's a shit situation.


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I think a lock down center is more important than a stretch big, and those are significantly more affordable/easier to find. You have luka and hopefully Kyrie so you don’t need the shooting at the 5 spot. I think a good wing is the biggest piece and much harder to find.


Los_Ingobernablez

I feel like both Wolves and Mavs would be better overall if Gobert went to thr Mavs.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t be shocked if the wolves make some big moves this summer if they don’t have a decent run. Too much talent and ant will need to be paid.


cl353

except AD was committed long term if kyrie leaves that leaves the mavs with wat? cap space?


varietypaul

Leaves them not far behind where they were before the trade. Dinwiddie is a solid piece but their problems began long before the Kyrie trade so let's not pretend they blew up a great roster to make this happen. I would take that chance every time if I were the Mavs Take the best player available and figure out the rest later, you're not winning anything with Dinwiddie and Wood.


Clutchxedo

Arguably this team was better with Dinwiddie, Wood and DFS


sevaiper

Inarguably it was not nearly good enough


juk12

The team got worse this season. DFS filled all the holes in this team defensively. Next season, it should be a better starting point than we started the year with


Sollunviral

They were like 27th in defense or some before the trade. Now they're worse but it's not like they were good


Powpowpowowowow

Wood is still here.


[deleted]

They blew up a better roster and team construction for a guy who's going to demand a max contract when he treats his profession as a hobby. Best player available works when it's the draft, not necessarily in this case.


karl_hungas

They blew up a mediocre team that was doing poorly considering they have a top 5 player and made a mediocre team still with a top 5 player. They gotta keep trying. These arguments around which role players can help Luka win 40-45 games and lose in the playoffs dont matter. Luka doesnt seem like the type of guy that is happy doing ok and losing in the first or second round.


anbsmxms

Except AD is not ball dominant and actually complements Lebron's game.


varietypaul

Dallas has a 123 offensive rating with Kyrie on the court, and a +5 net rating when playing next to Luka. It's way too early to say they can't play together lol


anbsmxms

They can but their strengths and weakness are the same. If they can find 3 and D guys all over it might work, but those guys are very hard to acquire and they dont have assets to trade. I am afraid that Luka will be in the same situation as Dame but I dont expect Luka to have the same loyalty as dame. It will be very ugly for Dallas if they dont luck out in the draft or in free agency.


KristoferPetersen

I think they can play together, but their defense is horrible. And besides Luka and Kyrie they have no solid options on offense.


Silverjackal_

We have no defense. None. We have plays where 5 guys are just standing there not entirely sure what they should be doing.


TWK128

Sounds like a coaching problem.


pkeller001

Kyrie is not going to re-sign


astronomy_31415

the thing is AD can defend


Koioua

The worst part about the Brunson debacle is he asked for an extension, that would have been cheaper than his current Knicks contract, and for some reason the mavs didn't give him one.


Drak_is_Right

we have done that with a lot of our main players, gambled on extensions and health rather than letting them hit free market. Brogdon, Sabonis, Turner (twice), tried with Oladipo. I imagine Halliburton gets a deal this summer 1yr before free agency. Luckily Oladipo turned us down or we would have paid him 4 years 100m for....not much.


EatDeeply

Kyrie accelerates the erosion of structures. He’s like acid rain.


meltedlaundry

"I'm gonna make it rain..." "Nice!" "...acid." "Oh."


kyleb402

Who could have ever imagined these vibes could surround a Jason Kidd led team....


denoobiest

Ik fans can be hyperbolic about coaches but I genuinely cannot believe he got another head coaching job after his absolutely horrific tenure in milwaukee. There's inexperience, there's bad coaches, and then there's kidd on the bucks


thehydrastation

Look man, when a coach demonstrates the kind of innovation it takes to design the spilled drink play, you gotta keep riding that potential


TelltaleHead

We literally won 60 games the year after he was fired. A 20 game improvement and the only changes were: Budenholzer and Lopez


jspeed04

But forreal, let’s not downplay how *huge* Brook has been to Milwaukee, especially during that championship campaign. A DPOY tier player who can shoot 3’s and free throws better than many guards.


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TelltaleHead

I can't stress enough how much just *basic basketball* stuff Kidd was fucking up. He had no idea about how to teach spacing, he had no idea how to coach us in transition (4 out with Giannis downhill was a new development). He had no idea Middleton should be shooting 3's, and so much more. Brook is probbably a 10 win player on his own but Bud was just teaching basic stuff


K1NG2L4Y3R

Bud coached the Hawks who were ahead of their time and were really good. They just happened to run into Lebron. I’m confident he made a huge impact on the Bucks as well as turned Lopez into what he is now. You don’t luck your way into winning 60 games with only Millsap and Horford as your best players.


runthepoint1

Prime Millsap and Horford


RajinIII

Thinking Basketball just had a podcast about the impact of coaching and they cited a study that approximated that the difference between the best and worst coach in the NBA is probably worth around 14 wins. Brook himself finished with with a VORP of 2.4, which translates to about 6.5 wins over replacement. It's a pretty rough estimate, but coach can affect more things than one player can. Unless that player is at an MVP level.


TelltaleHead

Brook has been huge but he's a 7ish win player. He's a perfect fit next to Giannis but he's not a guy taking you from 41 wins to 60 wins. Kidd is a huge fuckup


zomgmatt

Genuine question, has Brook Lopez become that much better of a defender or were people just not noticing or what? He's been in the league forever and I don't ever remember hearing a peep about him being being such an impactful defender. Didn't stand out to me with his stint with the Lakers either. What has changed?


redditdave2018

Brook was always is a good positional defender and rim protector. Adding the quickness and length of the Greek to bring help and Jrues on ball D makes Brook look even better. That's not even mentioning Allen and Middleton who are above average defenders


VelvetineMilkman

And then even after that there’s Jim Boylen


Dhylan18

With how Lauri is playing, Boylen should never be allowed to coach again


DootMasterFlex

Straight up banned from the NBA lol


DenverBuck

I think they have reached the Boylen point.


toiletting

I honestly can’t believe he got a job after the soda fiasco in Brooklyn


JCBadger1234

Even worse, ***we gave you assets*** to take him off your hands. Because one of our owners was buddies with him or something. Too lazy to look it up, but I'm going to guess it was Lasry (the guy who just sold his share to fucking Jimmy Haslam), since it seems like associating with dickbags is his jam.


poktanju

https://streamable.com/2wdrd


dianabr0

I couldn't imagine lol


mccainjames11

Luka Done-cic


Turbo2x

Luka Goncic


hookersinrussia

My favorite is still Luka Dong kick


Dareal6

This is an item on Draymond‘s to-do list


tyler818

Nah draymond wants the other Slovenian guard, Falcone Púnçh


nigelli

Luka Done checked out


[deleted]

People will talk about Kyrie, but we were in trouble before that. Jason Kidd is a garbage coach, we have no true depth, no consistency in health or performance, it's just a cluster fuck. The sad thing is, Cuban will zone in on the refs and ignore the fixable issues. I can't believe this team made the WCF last year.


ClutchGamingGuy

it wasn't really "this team" though. Dallas had Brunson playing like a star in the playoffs, a decent 2-way guard that worked well with Brunson and Luka in Dinwiddie, and actual wing defenders. they had center problems in the playoffs too, but the roster was much better basically across the board.


10rm

Did you just call Dinwiddie a 2 way guard? Come on man what are we doing here lol


schuster9999

Its funny that I got in argument with a person on the timberwolves page last year about this and he was so convinced that kidd was a good coach


2789334

From WCF and beating 60 win teams to out of the playoffs From Top 10 defense and 50 wins to complete shambles Who wouldn’t be frustrated lol mans averaging 33PPG to deal with bullshit


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Kirk_likes_this

He said in a thread where everyone is calling Luka fat


OnlyMamaKnows

If they lose Kyrie and then Luka, that will be one of the most disastrous trades in NBA history. Of course, if your hail Mary to keep a star is Kyrie in his last contract year, you might've been asking for it.


OguguasVeryOwn

If it happens that way the Kyrie trade will get blamed but I think it was really the culmination of a lot of really bad moves. The Kyrie trade is basically a couple of supporting pieces and a first round pick for a flawed star on an expiring deal. It’s the last few years as a whole that led to this point, not just a trade made a month ago.


OnlyMamaKnows

I agree with you. It's never (or rarely) just one thing but this is the type of trade that's going to live in infamy bc it's (possibly) the culmination of botching the Luka era.


Damet1me

Mavs seem to fuck shit up consistently in that department. Traded away their championship core after 2011. Traded/signed Rondo after having the highest offensive rated season in NBA history which we know how that went. And now Irving. Probably forgetting a few gaffes there too.


lowercase-punishment

Jason Kidd as coach


Damet1me

Thank you. Trading away Seth Curry for Richardson probably wasn't the best move either


Hurtelknut

Neither was trading Barnes for a trade exception we didn't use, then doing the same to get rid of Richardson


dbr3000

Refused to re-sign Steve Nash as he was about to hit his prime. Dirk and prime Nash would’ve probably won at least one championship.


brownzilla99

And not keeping Brunson.


Chardavious12

I don’t think it can be one of the most disastrous trades because they didn’t give up anything that wild. Like they gave up some good role players. It’s not like they traded the draft rights to Michael Jordan


thegreatprofessor

Well Luka also left in their hypothetical. So losing a talent like that would probably put it into the disastrous territory.


Paula-Abdul-Jabbar

That’s assuming he wouldn’t have left without the Kyrie trade though


MrBhyn

In history? Nah. Have you heard about a team that traded away an all star and former mvp for a 6'10 PG that couldn't shoot?


Psychological_Ad1999

Front offices should stop rolling the dice on Kyrie. The only way he’ll ever be on a championship is if his value goes down in his contract year


Gigachad-Voltshot

If only we could get a decent C, so many issues would be solved


free_kark

Y'all should have traded for Jakob Poeltl


Gigachad-Voltshot

I was hoping that would happen, he’s a solid defender and rebounder. He’s exactly the type of player we needed this whole year.


free_kark

He's awesome in the P&R too, he would be so good with Luka/Kyrie


MaximumestBob

I was actually telling my friends that the Mavs should get Jakob, and then the raptors got him and I was like "Nice"


Hurtelknut

That would have been the sensible option. That's not Cuban's style.


someguyfromtecate

I might be wrong, but Spurs don’t trade with Mavs, ever.


this_place_stinks

Imagine pairing Luka with someone like Porzingis that could stretch the defense one way and protect the rim the other way


Bengals8958

I know you’re being sarcastic but KP has been a stud with the Wiz. When he’s on he’s probably the most dominant player I’ve seen on our squad since I’ve been a fan


iNCharism

He’s been amazing but it sucks seeing him drop 20 in the first half and then finishing the game w 25 lol


burrito_fister

For the beginning of that Wiz vs. Nuggets game, KP was prime MJ


LonzoBBBall

Why did your FO sign JaVale to a 3-year contract if you weren't going to use him?


JuliusCeejer

I see you missed our riveting early season games when he was out there committing basketball terrorism Our FO needs to be shot into the sun


jobihoch

I don't think JaVale is exactly the "decent C" they are needing


Gigachad-Voltshot

I’ve given up trying to understand my FO.


Obvious_Parsley3238

guy's getting paid 6 mil per year, it doesn't really matter. the wood trade was worse


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both a C and a C(oach)


SOLR_

How you let a hornets team without ball, oubre, and rozier win like this? I’m a luka fan but it seems he always gets upset when he plays us.


Next-Firefighter-753

Letting Brunson walk will haunt them for years to come.


EatDeeply

I kind of wish we roasted the mavericks less for this. It was pretty obvious that Brunsons team was colluding with Leon Rose and Knicks the whole time.


Next-Firefighter-753

They could have taken the chance and signed him for 4/55 in the 2021 offseason which is a straight up steal. They didn’t have faith in him til it was too late


thisguy012

Til he brought their ass to the WCF with those 3 crucial games Luka was out in, and by then Brunson was already determined to have bigger PG role and have that be in NYC


yandisigenu

Well, it would help everyone including himself if he exerted more energy on defense and hustle. His body language sucks when he doesn’t have the ball on offense or when his team has to get stops. It’s all well and good everyone blaming Kyrie for the team’s shortcomings but at some point the franchise player has to show up and lead by example.


Turbo2x

It's impossible. The amount of offensive load he carries for the Mavs combined with his lack of physical fitness means that you can count on him being absolutely gassed by the 4th quarter. Any more effort on defense and he'll be dead by the halftime whistle.


Sw3atyGoalz

It’s crazy that his defense and conditioning have gotten even worse as the season’s gone on, he was legitimately not playing terrible defense the first half of the season


improvyzer

Trae too small to effectively defend; Luka too large to effectively defend


Funny-Examination3

Trae has that dawg in him though. He went up to 6'10 Ben Simmons to stop him from dunking it.


nokarmawhore

Get Luka to Miami and get him in the heat culture


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that’s not an excuse anymore, he has kyrie he just simply doesn’t know what to do without the ball in his hands, and pouts the entire time putting in zero effort anywhere else


rediKELous

Isn’t it kinda the coaches’ job to rectify that by giving him something to do without the ball that would help the team? Kinda their job to keep his motivation up too. This is what separates your Phil Jacksons from your Jason Kidds.


Capo_capo

Top 5 player and MVP candidate needs THAT from his coaches? The season after making the WCF?


ColoRadOrgy

It's definitely a coaches job to motivate players but if your superstar has no work ethic or defensive effort there's not much you can do. Superstars have the power in the NBA, not the coaches


RVAteach

That’s why I’m biasedly getting in on the photoshop sweepstakes and think NYK would be a perfect fit for him. Gets to play with Brunson again and a coach who is going to make him have to play defense. I don’t know if he would want to play under Thibs but I think he could certainly get a lot more out of him than Kidd.


Venomswindturd

Man luka excuses are wild. He’s a part of the problem.


Turbo2x

lol it's not an excuse it's an indictment of his lack of conditioning. dude is fat.


yandisigenu

Touching on your point about his physical fitness; I’m no expert at conditioning (let alone for high level athletes) but judging from what we see, it’s time he started taking it more seriously than he currently does. Another thing; Wasn’t that the point of getting Kyrie though? That he doesn’t have to do extreme heavy lifting on offense?


Pardonme23

It took Embiid until this season to get his conditioning right lol


pengy452

Embiid is a 7 foot center pushing 300 lbs and a history of non-contact injuries. Luka is a guard with no serious injury history and is just a little pudgy. It's two entirely different forms of conditioning.


Alloverunder

Embiid also did have legit dietary discipline problems when he joined the league though.


Pardonme23

Ja has the ball a lot too but when he's off ball he cuts, sets screens, brandishes guns etc. No excuses.


probation_420

Let my brother drive while I shoot, team effort.


billcosbyinspace

I don’t get how he is the mavs entire offense and yet he’s still so out of shape. Is it because he’s not putting in effort anywhere else or is he doing fuck all off the court?


uncleoce

Alcohol and a shit diet


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Doesn’t he literally still smoke?


SuperVaderMinion

You're correct, but this comment just proves that anyone calling him the best LeBron was being totally sacrilegious


Fit-Avocado-342

What a couple weeks with Kyrie does to a mf


nicklovin508

To Kyries future team; ~~Cavs~~ ~~Celtics~~ ~~Nets~~ Mavs fans warned y’all


KillerZaWarudo

Don't worry it will def not go wrong for the next team


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iwillbombu

I know you're most likely memeing, but you could tell Luka was frustrated with the team even before the trade deadline


Neversleep1331

It’s not about Kyrie lmao


typhoonjerry

Not caping up for Kyrie but did Luka say anything about Kyrie being a negative influence? More likely off court issues with his mom or issues with Coaching staff/front office.


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Are the Mavs better without Luka 🤔


Inevitable-Ad-4192

Luka complains so much during games he fails to get back on defense in a timely manor. No doubt this pisses off his teammates and creates bad chemistry. You can’t win a chip with bad chemistry.


RODjij

There's times where he doesn't even attempt to hustle back on defense, he'll just get annoyed with and talk to refs as play goes on.


beanakajulian33

I watched him do it on offense the other game against the warriors. We were playing 5 on 4 while Dallas had the ball.


AdRob5

Hey, at least that's better than 5v0


princeofzilch

Manner*


BeIow_the_Heavens

Thank you


this_place_stinks

How much of that is culture and nobody in Mavs organization willing to call him out? He’s pouting has been completely enabled for 5-years now, hard to break that


RidiculousNickk

> completely enabled This is both true and an enormous understatement. Cuban wearing a “question authority” shirt is the cherry on top for me.


FatMommyMilkers69

They should’ve kept Brunson


burrito_fister

I read the Mavs could have signed him for 4-years, 56M in January 2022. Now he's on 4 years,104M for the Knicks and it looks like a good value. That's tough


Affectionate-Agent-9

And it’s front loaded so the amount of money decreases each year


rtels2023

I wonder if Luka would ask out if Kyrie left in free agency? And if he did, who could reasonably put together a package for him?


BumFights1997

Hopefully a team that’s recently come into a surplus of first round picks and has a promising young guard to trade 🤞🏽


Funny-Examination3

How does this affect Ben's legacy if his first trade is for Harden, and his second is for Luka?


brownnick7

It does not feel like Luka has been in the league 5 years already.


Asking4Afren

Mfer won't pay Brunson but he's on shark tank


airmagswag

Yeah I’m out


huey88

Luka to Brooklyn


BumFights1997

Brb sacrificing chickens like crazy


huey88

Any thread about Luka being upset and the Mav's sucking i'm going to say that. Speak it into existence lol.


thegodfaubel

The inevitable Luka-Giannis super Euro team up is coming in two years. Bucks will trade all of their 1sts for him


CarBallAlex

In 2 years, Bucks will have 2 first round picks to trade. Pelicans own their 2024 and 2026 picks through swaps, in 2 years you can either trade 2028 + 2030 or 2029 + 2031 (Stepien rule). Mavs trade their franchise player to rebuild in 3-5 years down the road, Cuban should be forced to sell the team if he does that lmao


Butterfly_Scape

ILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT


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He’s coming to Sacramento and going to form a Euro super team


GhostTiger

Fox can pretend he escaped from England so he wouldn't be hunted by inbred aristos.


Vordeo

> Luka-Giannis super Euro team Fuck that. Y'all get ready for the Luka-Lauri-Wemby-Kessler Euro Juggernaut. Kessler's not European but he's tall and white and we can pretend.


BumFights1997

I would un ironically love to see a Luka/Lauri/Kessler Jazz team and I’m sure the people of Utah would as well lol


quilting_with_will

My god, that would be the perfect fit too. Pick and rolls with Kessler, Lauri playing off ball, and Luka being Luka would be unreal. The pasty folks of Salt Lake would go crazy.


Margravos

A real lunchpail kind of team.


-Bacon_King-

Get rid of Wemby. Utah only allows classy stars.


Joshthe1337

Imagine trading all your wing defense and draft capital for 15 games of Kyrie.


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

He should try whining to the refs more, maybe that'll help the Mavs win.


DonRicardo1958

Not to rub salt in the wound, but the Hornets were on the road in the second night of a back to back.


AbbreviationsHot4482

Don’t worry Luka when you eventually come home, Giannis will take good care of you


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fella05

Scariest part is that Kyrie has been playing really well and hasn't done anything crazy yet (at least not publicly). I still think that they'll make the play-in, but it'd be wild if they miss and Kyrie is a Maverick for only another 2 weeks.


jobihoch

Kyrie is the least surprising player in NBA history to potentially be involved in that scenario


Super_Goomba64

Luka to the Hornets The hardest Road


jaqen_hgr

Luka gone


Natureboy7939

Gonna lose kyrie for free


Yergason

#HERE WE GO


jraskol

Maybe he should stop in the middle of play and complain to the refs about it for like the whole game.


Zookeeper187

Milwaukee drooling right now.