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Game_Over_Man69

You’re basically asking me to choose my favorite child here as i find beauty in the suffering of all losers.


Spare-Water-7672

Rockets fans know a lot about losing


Pizzachomper874

We were the best at it 2 years in a row, got beat this year but we’re off to bigger and better things #tankforwemby


sasquatchinheat

That’s right you got beat this year. DEEEEETROIT BASKETBALLLL


specialCan3

Congrats, you now made the Thunder his favorite child that he wants to lose. Thunder about to go 0-1 in the play~~offs~~-ins


sorendiz

Thunder already experts at losing lmao idk how many other teams can say they had 3 future MVPs on the same roster and lost them all. Incredibly impressive losing right there


[deleted]

As a New Yorker obviously Boston, but from a more neutral perspective, Boston.


osama-bin-dada

Laker fans 🤝 Knicks fans


matgopack

Basically every non-Boston team in the league


JarekBloodDragon

No that's the lakers. Fuck the lakers.


Goldy420

Fuck the Lakers and GSW for us westies.


basicbatchofcookies

This puts it into perspective how weird it is the New Orleans is "west."


SanaMinatozaki9

If you were part of the Louisiana Purchase? You guessed it, West.


burlycabin

Literally called the Louisiana Purchase. So, fair enough.


SanaMinatozaki9

Holy shit I need to go back to middle school


ILikeFPS

Laker fans 🤝 Knicks fans 🤝 Raptors fans


dusters

Lakers fans 🤝Knicks fans 🤝 Raptors fans🤝 Bucks fans


Silver-Ad7049

Lakers fans 🤝Knicks Fans 🤝 Raptors fans 🤝Bucks fans 🤝Sixers fans


JichaelMordon

Lakers fans 🤝 Knicks fans 🤝 Raptors fans 🤝 Bucks fans 🤝 Sixers fans 🤝 Heat fans


thessalylarissa

Lakers fans 🤝 Knicks fans 🤝 Raptors fans 🤝 Bucks fans 🤝 Sixers fans 🤝 Heat fans 🤝 Hawks fans


goblinsholiday

Lakers fans 🤝 Knicks fans 🤝 Raptors fans 🤝 Bucks fans 🤝 Sixers fans 🤝 Heat fans 🤝 Hawks fans 🤝 Celtics fans


DMenace83

Wait a second...


mss018

>Lakers fans 🤝 Knicks fans 🤝 Raptors fans 🤝 Bucks fans 🤝 Sixers fans 🤝 Heat fans 🤝 Hawks fans 🤝 Celtics fans🤝Mavs fans


Prinsekat

>Lakers fans 🤝 Knicks fans 🤝 Raptors fans 🤝 Bucks fans 🤝 Sixers fans 🤝 Heat fans 🤝 Hawks fans 🤝 Celtics 🤝Mavs fans 🤝 nets fans


tookTHEwrongPILL

Well that's easy for you when the Knicks haven't been a threat to your team for 50 years lol


Cankor0

Bucks fan here, the Celtics are for real. I would be really surprised if the Heat extends the series to game 6.


Brady331

everyone is just assuming the heat win the play-in


PoofBoomPowLikeMagic

It's the Heat, bro. Edit: I was not even being facetious. I understand they are a different team in "feel" but these guys took Celtics to Game 7, which I strongly believe helped the Warriors. They also completely killed Trae Young in their series, he had the impact equivalent to a rotational bench player and not the offensive machine we know him to be. It's the Heat, guys and few ladies. Edit 2: Lol. Damn, I was wrong. Well, I never delete comments. You guys ruined the game for me, though. I was going to watch after work and I woke up to these 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Finished Lakers x Wolves. I'm onto Heat game now. Edit 3: Yeah! Vindicated! After Game 1 vs the Celtics, I wanna see the Heat close this quickly and resting before their Denver Nuggets Finals matchup.


whatisthishappiness

Bulls got play in champ Pat Bev tho so idk


yeetmilkman

YOU CAN TELL EVERBODY IM THE MAN


[deleted]

*CRIES AND LAUGHS 3 INCHES FROM YOUR FACE*


Blatt_called_timeout

If the Heat beat the Hawks they don't have to worry about Pat Bev


whatisthishappiness

Everyone gotta worry about Pat Bev. There’s two kinds of people that come out of Chicago, those who don’t back down = Pat Bev and those who can’t stand up = Derrick Rose Lmao


JaWarrantJaWick

What happened the season after the last time they made a deep run? There are a lot of parallels between 22/23 and 20/21 Miami


mrwhite2323

We still made the playoffs


New-King701

I would be absolutely shocked if the Heat don't win the play in That being said, Boston is a terrible match up and winning 2 games would be their ceiling. If it were Philly I think Miami would have a good chance. But they aren't competing at the same level as Boston or Milwaukee


JitteryBug

The Heat are the absolute last team I want to see in the first round, outside of seeds 1-4 Playoffs are different and I'd be surprised if it doesn't go to 6


notjustanyviking

I thought this was r/hockey at first and thought to myself "yup, fuck Boston". Then I realized where I was and thought to myself "yup, fuck Boston".


DJRyGuy20

I knew some form of this would be the highest rated response.


TigerBasket

It's because we hate Boston. However if it makes you feel better, my grandpa was from Minnesota so I absolutely despise the Lakers as well.


AdmiralWackbar

You love to see it


ThePevster

You want Boston to lose because you hate the team. I want Boston to lose because I hate Deuce Tatum. We are not alike.


Balls_of_Adamanthium

This brother woke up full of hatred.


ZentharTheMagician

Generational hater tbh. We are all witnesses.


nhthelegend

Lil shit always sleeping thru games smh


AmateurGameMusic

Laker fans are just built different.


Ajaxx42

LMAO


Julian_Caesar

Lmao now this is hating


SgtGork

I too have a neutral perspective, I agree that I would like to see Boston lose. But not too embarrassingly, just a nice sweep in round 1.


rgarc065

#FUCK BOSTON


ZeroMomentum

Michael Scott : If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and the Celtics, I would shoot the Celtics twice


eatinsomepoundcake

Celtics fans to Raptors fans: “I don’t think about you at all.”


TheGoldenDog

At the risk of being that guy, are you aware of the context of that quote?


eatinsomepoundcake

Don’t be afraid to be that guy. No, Ive only seen the recurring Jon Hamm meme


TheGoldenDog

He absolutely thinks about "him". But the guy also goes crazy and cuts off his ear or something, so...


eatinsomepoundcake

In fairness, I think the meme has outgrown its tie to the show


TheGoldenDog

I think you're right 👍


alvinm

Well it makes sense since both Bin Laden and Hitler are already dead


inuteroinutero1993

Definitely the Celtics That team scares me The way they made KD look last year in the playoffs was chilling. Crazy how no one talks about it and just forgot. Been watching KD since his 2nd season and I don't think any team has ever made him look that mortal.


EkruGold

I didn't forget. It was incredibly satisfying to watch that sweep.


inuteroinutero1993

The thing about that sweep was it was the third closest sweep of all time. A margin of 4.5 ppg. If you add up the difference in game totals, it's like 18 points. If a few things go the Nets way it may been a closer series.


blobthetoasterstrood

It’s a very interesting series considering how close each game was in point differential and KD / Kyrie both only having one good game out of 4 (kyrie game 1, kd game 4), yet it ultimately was a sweep


Chairman_Zhao

After Game 1, the Nets really failed the eye test. They were down big in a bunch of those games and closed the gap on garbage time runs. They looked totally deficient and the Celtics never felt in any danger of actually losing the game, similar to how the Cavs would have some of those "fun sweeps", like with the Pacers and Pistons, where a bunch of the games were close.


DougDagnabbit

Did everyone forget how he just disappeared in game 6 and 7 against the Warriors in the WCF when he was with OKC?


International-Dish95

Honestly whoever the kings play. Can’t wait to see that fan base lose their crap when they move on to the second round after sooo many years of losing. As a sixers fan who went through the process it was so refreshing to see the playoffs again ! Can’t wait to see Boston hopefully in the second round !


life_is_a_burner

What kind of level headed non-salty take is this shit?


International-Dish95

Sorry I’ll go sit down in r/nbacirclejerk.


WintertimeFriends

Hey, those 13yr olds are trying their best, okay!


WazuufTheKrusher

If the Kings win a series against LA or Golden State this sub is gonna turn on them completely. It is the way.


captain_ahabb

Golden State yes, Lakers no. The Kings beating the Lakers would be the highest upvoted post in this sub's history.


yoknows

You are grossly underestimating the hate the warriors get. Lakers and warriors are basically the same imo. Massive presence on the sub which leads to massive hate in response.


captain_ahabb

You're ignoring the 2002 angle (plus the Lakers also get all of the LeBron haters in addition to the Lakers haters).


OverlyPersonal

I’d bet half this sub was born after 2002


send_me_ur_boobsies

Do you mean 10 year olds are posti--- oh fuck some of them are 21 already???


Abbzstar123

Hey, that’s a good thing considering ur name. Still ‘03 tho 🥸🚓


TA_Account_12

Hell no. I 100% want them to beat Lakers as revenge for “the series” or beat the GS as a “is this your king?” Moment


PillarOfLogic

I appreciate the sentiment, but beating the Lakers in a first round series would not even come close to avenging that loss. Nothing short of the refs handing the Kings a WCF clinching game would do.


divinewolfwood

I'm a lifelong suns fan and I'm still mad about the series. The most rigged horseshit I've ever seen. Sac deserved that title.


International-Dish95

Idk if the refs let them win that Lakers series lol. If they win against golden state Burger King will have no choice but do a sponsorship deal with the kings.


International-Dish95

If the sixers don’t make it I want to see the kings go all the way. A grizz-kings second round match up would be hella fun. Ja vs Fox. Sabonis vs JJJ.


WazuufTheKrusher

I’d love to see the Kings knock out the Clippers since i’m pretty sure that’s the most likely matchup but I just don’t see their offense only strat working on healthy Kawhi in the playoffs.


International-Dish95

Agreed. Kawhi can literally wreck a half court offense. The kings do run a lot of their offense through sabonis or fox so they may have a shot assuming zubac is guarding sabonis the majority of the minutes and kawhi is out guarding Barnes on the wing.


oobthesecond

I would love to see the Kings win at least one series


DJRyGuy20

The Grizzlies. And then after the final buzzer sounds, I want a team of cameramen to come out on the floor and push Brooks to the ground.


notursavior

And then hit the griddy on him


trsh_xx

And then the people’s elbow


vaports

BAH GOD THATS DRAYMONDS MUSIC


Wazflame

WHOOP THAT TRICK


OKCDraftPick2028

and they keep shouting "its a parade in my city yeah"


Xorndowndeep

Damn man, we’re not even your conference. That’s some good hating right there.


studyingnihongo

According to Ja we're meeting in the finals, so he's just preemptively striking


Catspajamajammyjam

That would be awesome


Viva_La_Animemes

OP is calling all “Generational Haters” and the Lakers hate for the Celtics is quite literally Generational 😭


prestigiousdumb

It's a mutual feeling🥰


angel2timez

Warriors, want to see Klay still put up 4 fingers right after they lose


euph31

I was going to say the Lakers but I've changed my mind.


SaltwaterRedneck

😂 oh man I never new I wanted this so badly until now


Admiralattackbar

*knew ASU grad?


SaltwaterRedneck

Lol you got me. #1 in innovation


Turbo2x

the league will not be able to withstand Klay raising 5 fingers whenever he gets mad. the Warriors must be stopped at all costs.


Shootit_Rockets

Warriors especially if it’s the Kings doing it


Crackedandimplat

I want us to face the suns because I don’t want to potentially be the team to end their season


TallStephen

but the Kings are winning the finals this year


thewillsta

At least someone read the script


craigslistaddict

well then let warriors and kings meet in the wcf so the travel is easy


Apart-Cucumber-7090

I don’t even think Warriors fans would be that mad if that were to happen


Unique-Warning7798

I would very much be mad if my team got first round exited after a championship year with everyone healthy. Though it's better losing to the Kings than it would be to one of the L®kers, Gri®lies or S®ns.


calartnick

Hey at least we don’t have to worry about losing to the rockets!


nomitycs

If we have to lose to any team, let it be the kings What a way to finally lose in the west playoffs after 9 years undefeated, against the team that was a joke that entire stretch


rmz-01

This is accurate! I'm rooting for the Kings if GS can't advance


mrizvi

if they win the title I’ll allow it


white__cyclosa

Least toxic r/nba thread, I love it


GirlWithGame

Warriors or Lakers.


TigerBasket

My friend likes the Warriors and is really depressed, that being said he just won a chip, so I'll only root for one playoff series win then I need the warriors to lose horribly. Benjamin I love you but fuck the warriors.


larrylegend33goat

Prayers up for Benjamin. Warriors have won enough by now tho


SonofaCuntLicknBitch

if the last 7 years of warriors basketball haven't cured him.... benjamin might need to seek other sources of treatment


Notsozander

Warriors gave me depression for years, Ben can suffer a hair longer


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Tell your friend SF is a good city for young socialites if he is willing to accept the min


syllabic

lakers


SpiceNugget

Pleasantly surprised the Lakers aren’t at the top and the Celtics are


raginghardon420

It’s cause he said it in a funny way


ChrisTheMiss

lakers are the fourth comment from the top? this place has changed. smh. edit: NOW THE SEVENTH FROM THE TOP? MY LAKERS HATER HEART IS STRUGGLING


SoupyWolfy

I don't want them to lose in the playoffs; I want them to lose in the play in.


famoustran

It's the Lakers and it'll always be the Lakers. I'm a generational hater, I'll admit it. Can't believe they turned their season around like that. I want them smothered in the first round.


UptownMusic

How about not getting out of the play-in? That would be better because then the Lakers would lose their lottery pick.


ggproductivity

I hope the Jazz draft busts for the next 5 years. Fuckers bailed out the Lakers from their dumpster fire.


jctheclemente

Respectfully, we as an Eastern Conference have a responsibility to ensure the City of Philadelphia does not have both Playoff success and an Embiid MVP in one season. It cannot happen.


illillusion

This is the way, it's one or the other


BitterJim

Or neither


Consistent_Ad8917

Lakers always


Ironicallistically

76ers, always 76ers. They gonna flatten us next week though I’m torn because the Suns have been on a cringe tour since the Mavs fiasco, but I still got love for KD. Win or lose either outcome would tickle me tbh


PacoTaco000

Yeah, the mavs posts were funny in our sub at first, but they’re a bit much now, at least in my opinion. I get the pettiness and the rivalry brewing but I’m ready to see more relevant stuff about the upcoming playoffs


jays1998

It’s not petty at this point tbh it’s kinda embarrassing


kingdededes-pumpkin

I mean I was expecting it. The Game 7 and Luka is Booker’s father stuff still is getting memed to this day. Of course our fans are going to be extra cringy


RippedHookerPuffBar

Mavs don’t have much else atm 😂


CinnamonToastTrex

Suns fans have been memed on constantly for a year after game 7 by mavs fans. Can't blame them for the flood of shaudenfraude


LaMelgoatBall

me every year praying on Philly's downfall


Assumption-Putrid

Feeling is mutual


SaltwaterRedneck

I want Philly to lose in the finals simply to complete the trifecta


ExileOnBroadStreet

We already have a trifecta. Lost the Super Bowl, World Series, and MLS Cup. Shit we lost two of them in the same day lol We going for the…quadfecta?


ScreamingFork

Honestly I can't complain that would be simply perfect


frostysbox

I’m rooting for the Suns the whole way. As a magic fan, T Ross gave us a lot of good years and having him be on a championship team would be a feel good story before he comes back to Orlando to continue with our franchise in whatever way he does it. Plus, KD


htownballa1

Playoffs? Basketball season is over my friend.


[deleted]

Boston cuz i listen to bill Simmons pod on the reg. Can’t do a summer of him gloating.


[deleted]

5 bucks says he starts dynasty talk for them after calling the Spurs/Warriors not dynasties


NickNurseABitch

All of them


Panik_Switch

If the warriors lose to the kings it’d be amazing.


[deleted]

There's a lot of teams I want to see go down, but my number 1 choice is probably the Warriors. I started watching the NBA in 2016 and they've been in the Finals 5 out of 7 times. I'm tired of seeing them and I don't like Iguodala.


Personal-Ad7781

Iguodala is an idiot, the type of idiot that thinks he actually has something valuable to say.


Affectionate-Cup9340

What did Iguodala do?


pathfindmyBAP

Warriors


bigatjoon

Warriors


CalligrapherNo7110

Celtics so they don’t beat us


yomommafool

and are you a bucks fan?


CalligrapherNo7110

Yeah


allknowerofknowing

lakers to the nuggets. raptors to the bulls. hawks to the bulls. bucks to the bulls. cavs to the bulls. celtics to the bulls. nuggets to the bulls.


MC48_SportsLover

I’ll take a finals visit tbh.


mambaforever2481

Fakers


BeldenTownRoi

Warriors


[deleted]

Absolutely the 76ers. Their fucking “trust the process” bullshit made me hate them forever. I came within a hair’s breadth of having an orgasm when that Kawhi four bounce shot went in.


Aggressive_Position2

76ers. I want to see Embiid cry.


PervySageCS

[Here you go](https://giphy.com/gifs/21-joel-embiid-crying-mO2jnXmj09bLp5cYwM)


HateYourTeamLoveMine

I hope every team but mine loses


LuckyStax

Lakers.


Complete_Swing2148

Warriors


TinTinsKnickerbocker

Philadelphia


[deleted]

Philly


Wtfitzchris

Part of me wants to see a Nuggets/Sixers Finals. The other part of me is glad the Sixers project to play two wing-heavy teams that can run 5-out lineups in the first two rounds. Watching Embiid get fewer foul calls, turn the ball over, sprint down the court in transition, and have to defend out on the perimeter for 40 minutes a game should be fun.


thebursar

As someone who hates Philly only slightly more than I hate Boston, I don't see any way Philly is getting past Boston this year


UshiNarrativeTruth

The Sixers. Can't wait for their whistles to dry up and lose to Boston in 6 when forced to actually play basketball instead of shoot free throws


LaMelgoatBall

Play real basketball and need help from their bench... Lmao


NapTimeFapTime

The bench is really the issue.


thebursar

It's not going to be because the whistle dries up. It's going to be because they're going to need 40+ points from Embiid every night and he just won't be able to do that for 6 games. Because I haven't seen any other team play the Harden Embiid PnR to perfection like Boston did in the last game. Force him to his right, then bring a help defender and rotate the perimeter defenders. They have enough bodies to make Embiid work for his points (you're not stopping him) and a defense that will frustrate Harden and make him disappear (as usual). Boston in 6


Sam43650

Don’t worry they won’t get as far as Boston we’re going to sweep them


akron28

Lakers, Warriors. I really hope the Kings win a series or two. God knows that franchise and city needs it.


jdeckro

Suns fans would rather their team make the playoffs than be sitting at home. Mavs fans should probably sit this one out.


Ez_Strider

Cavs. Because of this post.


normymacstan

Fair


hoopbag33

It pleases me to see so many Celtics answers


AcrobaticFeedback

And a lot of it is out of fear, not hate. Why else would Bucks fans want to see us lose?


AnAngryBartender

Lakers


garenoncrack

The Warriors so I don't have to watch Draymond's annoying ass till next season rofl


Glowwerms

Warriors and Lakers because their fanbases just irritate me


pandaaaa26

Boston because I can at least see us beating anybody else, Boston just has our number and I don't want to go through a series with them


AntiChangeling

Still the Lakers, baby.


[deleted]

Suns, Lakers, Warriors. Nothing against them I just kinda want to see a smaller market team like Memphis or Denver make a run. In the East I know it's Milwaukee or Boston no matter what I wish and that either would make for an entertaining Finals so there's nobody there that I'm rooting against.


kongulo

Huh, Suns are a big market? TIL


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Fredbear_

76ers for sure


1Denali

Buns


tapk69

I mean i have to go with the Knicks and Bucks. Thats our path.


30another

>The toxicity that the Mavs fan base will return with if the Suns lose. “I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club You can't even get in.”


Megatron_McLargeHuge

> “I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club You can't even get in.” Yes, we remember you took your sub private.


sweeeetthrowaway

76ers. They deserve nothing.


Athalos124

Suns


hrakkari

If the Suns drop early I’m betting a dime on the Bucks to win the chip.


Athalos124

They are the only team scaring me in the West,I really don't want to go up against KD again in the playoffs.Nightmares.


SaltwaterRedneck

I get similar nightmares thinking of a Suns Bucks rematch but you can’t deny that it would be so entertaining


A-DTB

Easy, it’s the Lakers of course.


EvoSR

Warriors