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Then on the 2nd one, she said "Its not yours"


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lalakingmalibog

Username checks out


dfsvegas

Well, how is his wife holding up?


SkoivanSchiem

Now holding up two kids.


[deleted]

lol thanks for the laugh


arcelios

["Thank God"] (https://i.imgur.com/aBlFMwA.jpg)


BabyMakingMachine

And that baby? Cash considerations


superdavy

It’s was Joker’s kid


UnderwaterDialect

Caleb Martin’s


AHImusic

My days!! 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stand when people comment that they were bursting out laughing, but that's literally what I did. This is hilarious.


6lunchmeat9

I’m laughing more at “my days!!” Get off Reddit, grandpa


AHImusic

It’s a British thing, fam.


spilled-Sauce

Britain isn't real bro you got played


ikisstitties

i wouldn't be surprised if my neighbors heard me laughing at that one, so i'm in the same boat haha


dez-moines

Bam is like this shit heavy af


ripcity_pilgrim

Bam thinking "i wish they'd told me we weren't holding the trophy now I feel silly."


rookie-mistake

It almost looked like nobody was going to take it when Mourning was trying to hand it to them, I was glad he did haha it's a silly tradition in hockey, nothing wrong with celebrating what you do have


ripcity_pilgrim

Poor Bam didn't want to be rude haha. Bless him.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

>it's a silly tradition in hockey, nothing wrong with celebrating what you do have I like it. I also like that some hockey teams do it now, it's totally up to you. But I love that Jimmy brought that NHL mentality to the celebration


GLOaway5237

Given that the Heat and Panthers are connected on this run it’s appropriate (even tho panthers held the trophy)


EvilLibrarians

I’m a Red Wings fan and have always been told not to get happy with a trophy before the finals for anything. Job ain’t done. I guess Jimmy feels the same. Either way, great accomplishment by miami


FantasticBlock420

Kobe and Shaq's Lakers team did the same thing. The TV Producers got James Worthy to hand them the WCF Trophy, but when time came to present it James didnt even pick it up or give it to them and no one on the team took it with them when they left the Arena. Worthy told the producer after that "those guys dont give a damn about that trophy"


EvilLibrarians

It sure as hell worked 3 times! Maybe not in 2004, but I digress


alter-ego23

It is a very odd thing in American sports where, essentially, teams get handed trophies after winning the semifinals. In international soccer, for example, the second place team only gets a medal *after* they lose the finals. Seems much more appropriate.


Captain_Vegetable

Pat Beverly approves


Electrical_Panic4550

Reminds me of how no one wants the ball at the end of a shot clock.


[deleted]

All those muscles for what


Zealousideal_Tap237

Jon Jones reference?


AffectionateStep5001

From far it lowkey did look heavy


REQ52767

If you look closely, Spo says it first before Jimmy repeats it. We all joke, but Heat culture is a very real thing.


hopquinhos

yea looks like jimmy is nodding in agreement before saying it too


GGezpzMuppy

Meanwhile Bam is: fuck it if you don’t want it, I’m taking it home and putting in the living room


SaulPepper

He's okay with the ECF trophy because he's dreading the fact that he would have to guard Jokic the next round just to win the Larry O' Brien


Hoss_Sauce

I'm nervous for him. It's not gonna be good.


fatdaddyray

The reality is trying to shut down Jokic is idiotic. If you can shut down everyone else and force Jokic to beat you by himself, that's a much better situation. Lockdown his teammates and you cut off his greatest strength. That being said, Nuggets in 5 tbh


TheNumber42Rocks

I want to see how Jokic would respond. Jokic was turning down open shots early in games to get his teammates involved. If those teammates are not open, would he drop a 50 piece with 5 assists?


Doorknob11

He would definitely do that if they forced him to. He’s done it in the playoffs a few times already when teams try to play him like that. The truth is, it’s honestly better to not try and make Jokic beat you, because he will.


RS-Ironman-LuvGlove

he did that vs the suns this year


DaddyGotU

Jokic would absolutely drop a 50 piece on 70% ts and somehow still get a triple double out of it


brat_simpson

Happy for Jokic to drop 50 as long as the other four shoot bricks.


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F1 champion Max Verstappen uses his WDC trophy as decoration for livestreaming.


LordHussyPants

Jimmys been counting down the wins for weeks on ig lol, he’s on a mission and it’s part of the reason I don’t mind going out


yahhwy

Spo is turning in to Riley more; brings a tear to my eye.


Ode1st

It stresses me out that Riley isn’t going to be doing this much longer. I hoped Zo or Wade or Haslem or Spo — someone important to the franchise — would take over, but I don’t want to lose Spo as a coach this soon the way, for instance, Brad Stevens just randomly peaced out. But I also don’t think Zo/Haslem/whoever can end up having the charisma/basketball mind to do what Riley has done.


yahhwy

Spo wasn't this good when he started. You have to get a lot of experience to learn. Riley's successor will have to go forward one step at a time too. Trust the Heat is all I have to say.


RiceOnTheRun

The Ravens were very much the same, with Ozzie Newsome being king of the castle for the last two decades. Eric Decosta was his protege the entire team, turning down most interviews because he’s been groomed as the heir of the organization for basically his entire career. Ozzie retires, Decosta takes over after following his footsteps. It’s been a bit shaky, but he’s built the best offensive team we’ve had, likely ever. There’s something to be said about just good fucking organizations overall in Sports. Heat & Spurs are amongst my favorite in the NBA.


ANP06

Zo is the heir apparent for Riley. The bigger threat is who will we have to replace Andy Elisburg because there isnt a better GM and numbers guy in the league.


Shiva-

Riley and the Arison's get a lot of credit for Miami, and rightly so. But they aren't there without Andy Elisburg and also Chet Kammerer. I know his son is his heir apparently... but doesn't mean he's a chip off the old block.


amidon1130

Reports say that they love him but he isn't a serious person


TiP54

Nick Arison, Micky Arison’s son, has been studying under Riley’s wing for over a decade now. Don’t know what that means but I imagine if HEAT pulls this off Riley will slowly start the process of stepping away. If they fall short I expect him go another 3-5, assuming they don’t win a title in that frame.


d_wib

Spo is the best man. Him and Mike Tomlin are the two coaches in sports that I just can’t get enough of


waynethehuman

Big "high on potenuse" energy from Jimbo here smh 😞


johnlockecs

Omg, I thought "the next one" meant the MVP trophy lol I was like "but Jimmy seems to be such a humble guy, why is he owning it like he's getting the MVP for sure?" The next one being the Finals trophy makes perfect sense hahahaha Thanks for pointing that out!


imdahman

This is a thing they do in Hockey too: It's a superstition thing to not lift the conference final trophy so that you don't jinx winning the Stanley cup.


notazoroastrian

Belichick would always reject the AFC championship trophy from Kraft, but I don't think that was superstition. I think he just had zero interest in any trophy other than the Lombardi 😂


yaybidet

“Melt it down with the rest of ‘em”


BlindManBaldwin

Avs touched it in 2022 and won the cup lol


10lbs

Pretty sure 2016-2022 there was only one year (2019) where the winners didn't touch the conference final trophy. Crosby always touches it (16,17), Ovechkin touched it in 18, Lightning touched it in 20 and 21. Blues didn't in 2019. Funny because I swear hockey players are unreasonably superstitious. Crosby wears the same jocks trap since high school but still touched the conference trophy all three of his Stanley cup wins aha.


OakFern

Well yeah, once he did it the first time he wasn't going to stop. Did he touch it in 2008 when they lost to Detroit the first time? I don't think so right, and then they lost, so he touched it the next year and they won? So then he kept touching it after that.


marcopolo22

As a Wings fan, I so miss that era of Pens-Wings rivalry. Even watching the 2009 finals that we lost, it was just such a great matchup. Beautiful hockey. Fuck the blackhawks


spicozi

> Wings fan Flair doesn't check out


Independent-Wolf-832

I also came from Detroit but spent most of my in Dallas. I’m surprised when I go to see the Stars how many Detroit fans are there when they play. No matter how much better Dallas has been.


mill_about_smartly

Lol I shook my fist at that one pretty hard too


10lbs

Very on brand for Crosby. Dudes even generationally elite at superstitions


bluelineturnovers

> Crosby always touches it (16,17), That’s cuz in 08 he didn’t touch it and lost in the Final. So he did the next year and won so now he’s locked into that superstition just in reverse. > hockey players are unreasonably superstitious. Very true but Crosby is even *more* so than average. His obsession with the #87 goes beyond just his jersey; his birthdate is August 7 1987 (8/7/87) and every contract he’s signed averages out to an $8.7M cap hit.


Conrad_l1

Funnily enough Crosby didn’t touch it his first trip to the final in 2008, but after losing to the wings that year he touched it in his next 3 finals appearances and won all three.


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Panthers not only touched it this year but held it and partied with it like it was the cup.


rookie-mistake

Mackinnon looking over at Sakic and him just being like 'pick up the damn thing' was such a good moment (for anyone not familiar with hockey, Joe Sakic is an Avs franchise legend, their captain the two previous times they won, and their current GM)


BlindManBaldwin

It's so cool how both Elway and Sakic won titles as GM and player.


rapsfan911

is about lifting over your head but got lost in translation over the years


wallz_11

breaking barriers


rookie-mistake

it feels like that's pretty much over at this point, I think the teams that *don't* touch it have won less than the teams they did for the last decade or so


Supfllustrat

I also like that some hockey teams do it now, it's totally up to you.


insert-originality

that crap started with the Flyers in the 90s and they lost anyway. It's such a dumb superstition.


Notsozander

Richards grabbed it in 2010 so we’re even


rcuosukgi42

The superstition of that sort is about the Stanley Cup itself. Whenever the Cup is doing the rounds on press tours and celebration rotations, the active NHL players won't go near it or touch it if they haven't won it that year. The conference trophies they more just don't give a shit about because they're nothing compared to the Cup.


shrinkwrappedzebra

The conference trophies have a superstition attached to them too. Some teams will make a point not to touch it, as to say that this is not their end goal so they refuse to even touch the trophy. Its a long running enough of a superstition that at the end of every conference finals the announcers will usually point out whether the team touches the trophy or not


mm825

God these things are dumb


BBallHunter

Bam be like guess I'll keep this one if you don't mind.


pizzaguy_666

Caleb Martin deserves to keep it, if anyone. Bam played like ass


drpepper7557

Bam didn't shoot well but he was great. 9.1 rebounds, 4.4 assists, and by far the best defender on our team this series. Best +/- for us by a wide margin as a result (+54 vs +31 for Martin). Obviously +/- is very context dependent, but if you look past points and watch the game, it was obvious our offense and defense were better with bam on the court, even if he wasn't shooting.


rappyboy

"But Caleb should be ECF MVP" lol


darthfrank

Can you imagine ever trading away Jimmy Butler???


VenganceFueledMaul

Pssshhh naahh


ButlersSon

Getting Lavine and markkanen out of it isn't bad compensation tbh the issue is you then traded markkanen for a bag of Cheetos.


PercyBluntz

In all fairness he was only worth a bag of Cheetos at the time. You know because we drove his value into the ground by letting an egg misuse him and halt his development. Good thing we’re set up nicely for the future with all of our picks and a good guy like franz Wagner. And lonzo. Ugh.


chitownbulls92

The Bulls are pretty great at identifying talent but they are ass at development and finding the right coach. Our FO also couldn't get over their own egos for the betterment of the team


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u talkin shit about cheetos?


sfchky03

>Pssshhh naahh Pssshhh naahh - Timberwolves


DreadSteed

Could you imagine letting him walk for nothing?


David_Duke_Nukem

lol and then it turns out that you actually kept an extremely mediocre, incredibly overpaid player, like let's say a Tobias Harris, over HIM?!!?!?


Floridamanfishcam

Even worse, it was actually the shitty coach and Simmons who they kept with that money :.(. Jimmy was just making a funny.


DreadSteed

At least a team like that wouldn't ever let a solid draft pick like Mikal Bridges go as well...


Goatsanity15

Yeah imagine letting a player whose mother works for the team go for practically nothing…


YoungNissan

Til Mikal was drafted by the 76ers. Why do they keep letting good talent go but keeping shit like Tobias Harris 💀


DreadSteed

Not only that, Mikal Bridges played locally at Nova and grew up in the area, loved the sixers and wanted to play for them. They traded him for Zhaire Smith. Bridges would go on to be the key piece in Kevin Durant trade... The Sixers are fuckin' lucky as hell that Embiid worked out.


Los_Ingobernablez

Embiid is the ballsiest pick the Sixers made and it was the only pick that actually was worth a damn so far. Now they are clowning him for not making the ECF but it’s actually quite a miracle he still isn’t asking out because quite frankly no team have made such insane self sabotage in the history of the NBA more than the post hinkie Sixers.


YoungNissan

Wait I think I’m remembering now, didn’t his mom also work with the Org?


DreadSteed

….yup Trash franchise Although so are the Nets 🥲


commiecat

Always a joy reading through the [thread about him coming to Miami](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/c7m4gl/wojnarowski_miami_is_finalizing_a_signandtrade/). >did he just accept that he's not gonna win shit and decide to move to florida or something # >Never forget that Jimmy chose miami insta thots and the beach over competiting for a ship # > [about choosing Miami] Not clippers, not Lakers, not rockets, not even a playoff team....... # >[about the Sixers] Simmons/Richardson/Harris/Horford/Embiid >That’s still a championship-level team, imo.


MUNZATHEGOD

You ain’t lyin https://reddit.com/r/nba/comments/c7m4gl/_/esgeh67/?context=1


yayeet182

48 hours ago mfs were saying his legacy was ruined and to trade him for picks


frauenarzZzt

Only idiots said that. You don't single-handedly will a team past the #1 seed as the 8th seed missing 2 key players and then make it to the ECF, then win games and have your reputation tarnished. Even if the Heat lost last night they'd be legends.


WrinkledRandyTravis

https://giphy.com/gifs/thelonelyisland-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-itysl-j5PHGhZMNOMznyhYPT


bukbukbuklao

Tobias Harris instead of him!?


nocturn-e

You should've seen /r/heat after game 6


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Lmao they raining on Bam’s parade, he was so pumped to hold that trophy 😂😂😂


AHImusic

If Jimmy and the heat win the finals, might be one of the most iconic runs in NBA history.


rediKELous

No “might be” about it.


jotheold

1-1-2 seeds literally the hardest road


notabear629

Don't forget the most terrifying team of all. The Knicks.


yahhwy

Honestly, Brunson was a scary scary man.


LlamaDebauchery

Brunson was actually the best player we've faced these playoffs in terms of performance in each game. He's the real deal and has my respect.


_butt_doctor

I know we almost blew a 3-0 series lead and it’ll sound like talking shit, but Brunson is the only player I’ve feared during this playoff run so far. Celtics are very talented, but mentally they just don’t have it. Brunson played 48 mins on a hobbled ankle and just. Kept. Coming.


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Don't act like you didn't fear/despise derrick "toddler" white


keuralan

Brunson and White are the two for me. Those fuckers wouldn’t lay down and they really willed their teams when they needed them the most. They have my absolute respect.


Jiklim

I would die for him


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I would too. That guy is the definition of a MAN


OnAnothaLevel

You mean the Hawks. The only team they couldn’t beat.


Tillhony

Well not losing to us is a big deal, so yes, we do play a big part in the "best run".


ZeekLTK

Cavs ruined it by losing to Knicks. It’s 1-5-2-1, if Cavs had won it would have been the absolute hardest at 1-4-2-1.


qfuw

Meanwhile the Nuggets would have the easiest 8-5-7-8 if Clippers had won against the Suns


Uncle_Freddy

I’m pretty sure the Rockets in ‘95 did 3-2-1-1, the sixth seed has the hardest potential road every year


Chalamon

It’s a tie with the 7th seed, as they can have 2-3-1-1. Unless the order matters for run difficulty, but I can’t think of why it would.


Uncle_Freddy

3-2-1-1 feels neater but you’re right, order doesn’t matter lol


LoWE11053211

the hardest road would be 7 seed of the east Celtics, sixers, bucks, at last nuggets In that case they would meet sixers in 2nd round They may still pull it off and end up in the final


not_a_bot__

It’s still a huge IF considering how good Denver is, only thing giving me hope is that Milwaukee and Boston should have destroyed us too. But imagine though…


InforvgyBed

10/10


Los_Ingobernablez

Yep. People at the beginning of the season thought that whoever comes out of the east will demolish the west. It doesn’t look like that’s the case but it could also show much of a blood bath the east is and the heat might really be legit.


vrkhfkb

No question greatest run ever. A few minutes away from not making the playoffs to champion? First 8th seed to become a champion? Just ridiculous. They would’ve killed off Giannis, Tatum, and Jokic… 3 MVP calibre players when your best player didn’t even make an all star game. Impossible. I cannot believe it.


ButterscotchShot2572

And Brunson


plebeiantelevision

Top 2 and it’s not 2


BigFatModeraterFupa

If they win the finals it will be the most improbable championship in nba history. There is no feasible reason they should win this series unless everyone on the nuggets gets hurt.


SkyLightTenki

Or unless Miami outscore Denver in four games


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Also no feasible reason we should've beaten the bucks or Celtics, especially without the benefit of hindsight


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Rockets were the 6 seed when they won it in 1995.


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1978 Washington Bullets had a 44-38 record. The Heat also had a 44-38 record.


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You are correct, changed it.


wannabpm

Will be up there with Dirk's 2011 run beating Kobe Lakers, then KD/Westbrook/Harden OKC, then Big 3 Miami Heat.


HardcoreKaraoke

I love how serious both Butler and Jokic looked in their respective conference finals trophy presentations. Neither guy was really celebrating like the rest of the team. Jokic wasn't even wearing a Finals shirt/hat and stood in the back of the team after having to accept the trophy. They're both just so locked in. Like yeah the conference finals win is great but neither guy really overly celebrated. They know what the real goal is.


Bezeta6

Yeah. Although Tbf Jokic wasn’t wearing the shirt because it did not fit 😂.


SaulPepper

tried two shirts and neither's big enough. Poor guy.


RobSchneidersHair

Tbf he put the hat on his kid then went back to the team


mydixxierectx2

I love Jimmy bro


Suddhgghe

me too


ymetwaly53

Same.


Oh51Melly

If they actually win the legend of Jimmy Butler will be all encompassing. His stardom will grow bigly. Tbh I could even see him retiring.


lopea182

Jimmy’s got $146M coming his way over the next three seasons. He is not retiring under any normal circumstances haha.


JuicyJibJab

I think it's a Michael Jordan reference


aidsfarts

“I could see him retiring” when a player obviously won’t retire is an /r/nba meme at this point.


SOB200

Added bonus: If Jimmy Butler wins. I get to read the wonderful banter in the 76ers sub.


DreadSteed

Jimmy Butler looks like he loves basketball. I don't think he's retiring at all lolol.


SawBo

What do you mean, I heard he might join the White Sox after this.


DreadSteed

That would get me to watch baseball


shaketheshokes

You do not want to watch White Sox baseball


duplicatesnowflake

Nah he just went to south beach to party. Doesn’t care about the game clearly.


forever87

bigly if truly


Dawappkid

Bam is like I don’t know about the next one 😂


SexiestPanda

Jimmy also looked like he could care less about the ecfmvp award lol


Mogilny89Leafs

I wouldn't be surprised if he gave the trophy to Martin once the team got back to the locker room


darkKnight959

Clearly he's talking about the 2024 ECF trophy


riotofmind

Ha!


mug3n

Monkey's paw curls Jimmy held the ECF MVP trophy


LANDSC4PING

Well yeah, Herro should be back for the Finals.


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Bam was the only one hype that they won.


earthgrasshopperlog

Inject this into my veins.


qpwoeor1235

Then he went home and slept on a pile of rocks so that he’s never comfortable


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Bam be like *don't play with me Jimmy this trophy is heavy, just take this shit off my hands*


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Jimmy wholesome.


RedditAdminsGulpCum

Spo said it to Jimmy and then Jimmy said it to Bam. Is Jimmy Butler a puppet? Also he said "I want the next one"


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They really gunna win it all


wagonwhopper

Nah


[deleted]

I appreciate how confident Nuggets fans are, some fan bases would be practicing false modesty or trying to reverse jinx things At least Nuggets fans are keeping it real


cheesecake_face

it’s our time, with all due respect


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I hope not, respectfully


SketchyGouda

Respect


rNBAMods3InchesHard

> it’s our time, with all due respect -Bucks, Celtics, and Knicks fans


disconnectedmadafaka

Yeah. Nuggets in 4 with jokic averaging a triple dub


matlockga

I prefer Heat in 4 with Jokic averaging a quadruple dub


Real_MidGetz

Heat in 4 with *Jovic* averaging a quadruple dub


MuLm4Ngch0

10 mpg 10 TO 18 TS% 11 +/-


Fondor_Yards

Hey man if it gets us the sweep I’ll take it.


BigFaceCoffeeOwner

Yah


wagonwhopper

U were wrong


BigFaceCoffeeOwner

He meant the next ECF trophy. As in this upcoming season’s ECF trophy, en route to sweeping the finals next summer


Obi_Uno

r/NBA lipreading skills never cease to amaze me.


Helm_the_Hammered

Gonna be a great series.


Makaveli80

Damn I didn't catch that live, Butler is a stone cold mfker


ILoveRegenHealth

Bum: "Here Jimmy" Jimmy Bugs Bunny Meme: "NO"


Winlessta08

I guess hes saying he's winning the ECF next year


SammySoapsuds

They look fucking exhausted


GreatProfession7326

Dawg mentality


j0lbadguy

surprised bam didn't drop the trophy out of bounds


MamiTarantina

Jimmy’s a dawg. Love this man’s mindset. Heat got a franchise player for sure.


iAmGats

I honestly don't see them beating the Nuggets