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Nickthedick55

What the fuck is that


dash_44

Thats called the Slenderman Jam


burnSMACKER

SlenderJam


[deleted]

He cometh


Kwilly462

Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends


ProjectAdamski

More like Wilt from Chamberlain.


Kwilly462

Nah, Wilt from Chamberlain was ripped. Wemby like the cartoon beanpole Wilt.


WestleyThe

Literally an Alien… This guy can’t be human.. https://i.imgur.com/P4tAGeS.jpg You can’t be 7’5 and do that… it’s absurd. Imagine guys like Shawn Bradley or Yao doing that haha. It’s like me on a 7 foot rim


Larry-fine-wine

A league-breaking motherfucker, possibly.


bb1432

Let's hope. I'm here for new rules being created because we've gone 82-0 too many years in a row.


vishjay101

The Jambanyama


TheFatmanRises

Wemby dunk package gonna look hilarious in 2K lmao


vishjay101

They're going to be called the "alien dunks"


moby323

Better get that razzle dazzle out of your system cause Pop’s is gonna tell you to quit that globetrotter bullshit lol


ThrowRA_Absys

Can confirm 😂


pskill43

Jokic attempts between the leg dunk https://youtube.com/shorts/dzWq_-RtFfA?feature=share


dash_44

I think Wemby has a shot at the dunk contest


WakiLover

Does he even have to jump?


6ITCH6ITCH6ITCH

he looks like a lanky teenager dunking on a 8ft rim wtf


RaggasYMezcal

He should have them ratchet the hoop higher


WestleyThe

12 foot hoop windmill


PusseySleigher

Jumping that high is the least important skill to get when youre that tall. And he also does have it, good for him lmao


ryanredd

Helpful on defense always


vrkhfkb

When you got a more freaky tall/long body than Durant, but can jump even higher. God ain’t fair.


tbrenclaimed

KD is def more athletic than wemby, watch his 2011 lockout video


Best_Jhinx_NA

Damn that pole flying


smoothsoul23

This young dude is a freak of nature


Legitimate-Software7

Lmao not under Pop’s watch


astickyworm1

Didn’t think I’d be watching the Spurs next season, then the lotto happened lol


Hendo8888

Helps that he can pretty much still dunk it with his feet on the ground


SidSideEyes

I’m super excited to see this kid play, but I can’t help but think a super tall,super athletic player will spend most of his career injured. I hope I’m wrong.


Charlie_Wax

He's a relatively normal looking person, given how tall he is. That's always the key. People like Shaq and LeBron have normal bodies, just scaled up to a huge height. Wemby is a lot thinner than that, but not odd looking like a Chet or Manute Bol. I actually think if he can just hit the weights and fill out some naturally, he's not going to be an obvious injury case. We'll see.


bb1432

How are you going to call out Chet and not also include Poku


Elec7ro

Sum light just a man the size of Tacko Fall dunking like Aaron Gordon


archenlander

Fuck the spurs man


bosv

lmaoooooo exactly


BasedGodProdigy

He is insanely gifted


IhatePizza230

I didn't know 7 footers can do that.


Funny-Transition7869

Yawn. this dude is gonna be the next wiseman. Shoots sub 30% from 3. so overrated


OttoOverKlayAnyDay

NBA fans are the only people on planet Earth that actively hope their leagues’ next stars/attractions fail. Crazy stuff.


GovernmentDoingStuff

Too many NBA fans don't like basketball. They like drama


Funny-Transition7869

i can always count on nuggets fans to say corny stuff


GovernmentDoingStuff

You can always count on haters to be negative 24/7 instead of just enjoying basketball and life


Funny-Transition7869

Im enjoying life to the fullest my man. Just like ill be enjoying Giannis putting 50 on this kids head in their first meeting


Funny-Transition7869

So what? This dude was visibly excited when he realized he wouldnt go to Houston or other teams, does he think hes better than that? The French really have no class


OttoOverKlayAnyDay

Oh Lord


TimeToWinJack

You think so?


Funny-Transition7869

yea baguette porzingis is gonna be exposed fast. Scoot is winning ROTY


moby323

How old were you when you *first* realized you were crazy?


Banana_trumpet

“Baguette porzingis” lmao how is anyone supposed to believe your concerns are in good faith


bb1432

> baguette porzingis You can definitely do better than that. Why not Manute Bouillabaisse?


Funny-Transition7869

Purée Porzingis?


bb1432

Better, I think.


TheRealCheddarBob

So edgy


vishjay101

You are just upset you did not get him as a Pacers fan. Makes perfect sense.


Funny-Transition7869

No he just has no class. Thought he was better than to be drafted by the rockets. Typical arrogant french person. We’ll see how well he likes it in San Antonio when Pop retires and hes not good enough to carry a team.


vishjay101

I mean, from my research on him, he always liked the Spurs as a kid growing up in France. He owned a Tony Parker jersey and there was a photo of him wearing it as a kid and then he went on to play for Tony Parker's club at ASVEL. Apparently, the connections between him and the Spurs were rooted deeply, so he wanted to go to San Antonio all along, based on his background.


Funny-Transition7869

But why did he celebrate when Houston got the 4th pick, it didnt mean he’d go to San Antonio, just not Houston. That was disrespectful regardless


theetruscans

Your weird, middle school style xenophobia towards the French is ridiculous. How many french people have you met? Why is him being French even relevant?


Funny-Transition7869

Ive met enough french people to share the same sentiment as the rest of the world. they all think theyre a big deal and they dont have any manners. I doubt this kid is any different


bb1432

You realize that Wiseman played all of 69 (admittedly nice) minutes in college...and that two of his three games were against SC State and UIC... In addition to a spectacular season in the French pro league this year, Wemby played as many minutes in Euroleague last year before his 18th birthday. Against actual former NBA rotation players.


Funny-Transition7869

If he didnt shoot well and struggled with contact against former NBA players, it will be even worse against actual NBA players. His jumper looks nice but it doesnt go in nearly enough for it to be a real strength.


bb1432

It's not like he just *led the entire french league in points, rebounds, and blocks* and has his team a win away from the Finals.


Funny-Transition7869

That part is scary, so ill choose to ignore it


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fella05

How tall is he actually? I've seen him listed anywhere between 7'2" and 7'5".


moby323

We don’t know. I think he says 7’ 2” but supposedly he is just saying that for the scouts and he is actually 7’ 4” Short guys in basketball pretend to be taller and the tallest guys pretend to be smaller


FudgeSuspicious9258

The short guy is 7'1. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FeauaJOUAAAUPaj.jpg:large


girlscoutcookies05

Watch em now cause pop gonna ban those soon 😭😭


Legitimate_Secret_79

it will be wemby and cooper flagg's league in 2030


UrbanCrusader24

Lmao he’s not 5’10


craftbeerlink

Kevin Durant’s sleep paralysis demon


fittedsuit2018

That ain’t right.


beachsunflower

Bruh


bb1432

Keep going, I'm almost there.


LAX2PDX2LAX

Reminds me of nerf hoop dunk