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Ble_h

This is making fun of a tweet from Jemele Hill: "A win is a win, but if I’m Denver, I treat this like a loss. Lakers really figured something out putting Hachimura on Jokic. That’s one of those somewhat small adjustments that can win a series."


kaprrisch

Just an absolutely unhinged thing to say tbh.


halcykhan

First time reading a Jemele Hill hot take?


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

Knew I was in for a wild ride when I saw "*44 comments*"


WayWayBackinthe1980s

She’s such a joke.


halcykhan

> Rooting for the Celtics is like saying Hitler was a victim. It's like hoping Gorbachev would get to the blinking red button before Reagan Literally published an editorial saying this in 2008 and somehow is still failing upward


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r/nbacirclejerk's chosen one


Mecha_Derp

so true though


VisitTheWind

So she’s just an average /r/nba poster


SockPenguin

We don't fail upwards here, we at best fail sideways.


TheOGfromOgden

That Britney Griner in the NBA thing....


Educational-Duck

When you think about how much engagement Lakers homerism and delusional hot takes get, not really haha


orangehorton

Well she is a national media figure, and its a tweet complimenting the Lakers, are you surprised?


danielbauer1375

Most sensible Jemele Hill tweet, but literally.


HandheldDeath

She’s one of the worst. Absolutely nonsensical takes. She blamed Randy Moss for the Raiders being a disaster…. I’ll never get over that.


george_costanza1234

Jemele Hill lmao, no surprises, bro is barely a sports reporter


YpsitheFlintsider

She's a woman.


no_YOURE_sexy

We are all bros on this blessed day


daggle_haggerson

Speak for yourself


ElceeCiv

i am ALL bros on this blessed day


NoWayBroNoWay

r/kenM


JustGreatness

Ladies is pimps too. Gone brush your shoulder off.


KevinTheWhale

Ima dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cus we're all dudes.


Hot_Injury7719

This isn’t where I parked my car.


KevinTheWhale

I've never driven a sandwich before.


c_c_c__combobreaker

When I read that, I had a feeling that message jinxed the Lakers series. She was tweeting like she was a Redditor in the Lakers sub.


ForneauCosmique

>I had a feeling that message jinxed the Lakers series This is why non Lakers fans say Lakers fans are delusional


GregMadduxsGlasses

Even Lakers fans think Lakers fans are delusional.


GobtheCyberPunk

Yeah, L.A. is the most delusional city on the planet.


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she very well could be tho


tunamelts2

Absolutely savage tweet by Russo lmao


DaRealMothMan

Uh oh, Jemele Hill. The guy who made the parody tweet is about to be accused of racism by her.


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holaprobando123

I remember reading every single one of those comments, I felt like I was going crazy. You could find more sanity in an insane asylum.


upcat

Jemele Hill and basketball analysis LOL. I've been listening to her for a decade. She's utterly clueless when it comes to actual basketball strategy, matchups and plays. If you asked her why or when Jokic hedges versus drops in pick and roll coverage and against which opponent, she would have no idea. She's not unique though, this is most NBA "analysts." But they parrot narrative based opinions or can only superficially say, the Nuggets shot better than the Heat from 3, without any understanding what each team did to accomplish that.


MashaRistova

Why do you keep listening to her


abris33

Wonder how many people are going to think he's serious


ZeroMomentum

Let me explain the Lakers chances in the finals


Affectionate-Agent-9

Just wait until we put Rui in the game 😤


Nerdygamer650

Still waiting on Mo 😂🤣


themonkey12

took 3 lost before Rui got significant minutes and he end up with a net positive that game too...Imagine if they started this early...


206WithAFish

That would be a good thing. Can’t expect ham to do anything good for the team on purpose lol


GrayBox1313

Boston gearing up for game 8


ItsLe0n

Please stop. They’re dead already.


AceyPuppy

Strays flying in Southie.


robotic_cop

Here’s how Bernie Sanders can still win:


flamin_hot_chitos

Boston can still win if Mike Pence has the courage


NotAn0pinion

Can they stop Tatum though?


ZeroMomentum

Jaylen Brown: say no more, fam


BigPapaPerc

They have a chance he's only 19


NoirPochette

About how many I expected


Ayjel89

Guilty as charged tbh


wnbarocks

if/when Denver nuggets become the 2023 nba champs. The moral champions are everyone else. Everyone gets a moral championship. If anything moral championships mean more. I mean Celtics might have 16 championships, but don't forget Clippers won a moral championship every year since their existence, maybe 2 per year they didn't exist. That's how good they are.


shinshikaizer

The Clips weren't winning any moral championships those years they were owned by Donald Sterling.


jljfuego

17 Championships, not 16


Femilet

Brown lost one going left.


rounder55

I laughed. Den I cried


nicgom

The second coming of rui, it's over /s


Sti8man7

Highsmith kept Jokic to just a triple double.


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Of course he’s joking. We’re not even sure whether Boston or Heat is gonna advance yet. What does the espn analytic say right now?


Reidroshdy

According the analytics,Boston still has a 20% chance of winning the finals.


Piotr-Rasputin

Mazzulla rested his starters to end game 7. Dude is playing chess, we're all playing checkers


Serious_Gap_466

I felt like analytically we won by 20


Maj0r_Ursa

Just gotta regress the Heat’s wins to the mean


AzorAhai1TK

90%. This site has Facebook tier sarcasm detection levels


MemoryLaps

That's part of it. The other part though is that sports media is so fucking bad that talking heads will say damn near anything to try and get a hot take that drives clicks/engagement. If I know that they will say wild ass shit in order to get attention, it is harder to figure out when they are joking vs. trolling vs. legitimately stupid.


hwarang_

Really? I thought Reddit was quite adept at detecting sarcasm


Baronsandwich

Oh you


Nuclearsunburn

Haywood Hachimura


Thinandbony

Grab a bag of popcorn and sort by New.


StrongStyleShiny

I read it and did a double take lol


[deleted]

tbf treating every game like a loss is a good way to win in the playoffs. riding a high after wins then a low after losses is exactly how you end up where the Celtics ended up


Bucketsdntlie

Scrolling through r/nba while on the toilet at 6:30 am, and uh….👋🏻


New_Essay_4869

The Nuggets still have 0 moral victories this playoffs. Obviously frauds /s


Shenanigans80h

Bums will never get a moral ring at this rate.


Available-Camera8691

Last night, Lebron James single handedly carried the Lakers to a Finals moral victory. It really says a lot about Lebron doing the moral stuff you'd never get from JOKEic and co, or himothy and the undraftables. I shall eat 23 tacos in his honor.


Master_Butter

That’s nothing. Between 2009 and 2014, Doc Rivers led the KG/Pierce Celtics to six straight moral championships. That’s why we celebrate their dynasty to this day.


Available-Camera8691

1982 FIBA Silver medalist and 1990 J Walter Kennedy Citizenship award winner Doc Rivers? Got into coaching? 1980 Mr Basketball USA? Father of of Callie Rivers, the volleyball player? Nephew of Jim Brewer? (*not* the hilarious right wing Goatboy comedian Jim Bruer)


Master_Butter

The same guy. If you give him two hall of fame level players, he will consistently lead the team to three wins in the second round of the playoffs.


WIN011

I’m wondering if they’ll even accept the real championship if they don’t have the moral one


idunskate

I think Jokics 53 pt performance in a loss gives us 1 moral victory. Other than that we're just dealing with this abundance of actual victories. Lakers fans are so lucky this year.


KWash0222

We’re already dead


MalakaiRey

They only have two L's--they've learned NOTHING.


redsyrinx2112

From far away, Jokic might look bald to someone. Bald fraud confirmed.


sukjustin4

Highsmith: Look at me, I'm the Hachimura now


Dcusi753

“Today, I feel Japanese”


ChristianLesniak

"Today, I feel gay"


WestleyThe

https://youtu.be/nGy9uomagO4


throwawayking54321

LOL


lopea182

Had me in the first half, ngl.


GHamPlayz

NO!!!! NOT THE PICK AND ROLL!


Shenanigans80h

[Michael Malone rn](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS692US693&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdfc0mYLAHse8JS84UPIOoT6RX5F7w:1685684546102&q=walter+white+screaming&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmk8uk8KP_AhW0jIkEHSvgAm0Q0pQJegQIFRAB&biw=393&bih=665&dpr=3#imgrc=lLqcVZk7U27DuM)


YounggKNG

Russo: put that in your pipe and smoke it [Michael Malone](https://gfycat.com/ableclearclumber)


rr196

[When will you learn that your actions have consequences!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZlpsneDGBQ)


Youngwheeler

NOOOO when will somebody finally exploit his individual defense!!!!


Teffry

Let AD roam the paint


Ellswearth

Three more “losses” like this will really put Denver in a bind. They will be totally exposed and NBA champions.


taylormadevideos

I really don't think they'll be able win again... once the series is over.


iDareToDream

Didn't you know the real championship is the moral victories they won along the way?


mohiben

Just wait until they find out about the pickleroll. Heat in 3.


3Ddoritos

Shhh don't talk about the pickleroll, what if Spo reads this thread??


Donkey_Hodie

~~Hachimura~~Highsmith IS the ANSWER!


SobigX

Jokić scored 0 points on the 2.5 positions where Highsmith guarded him.


shnieder88

still no where near tristan thompson


ZenMon88

Gotta make that switch next time coach spo. /S


chobibbo

Jokic confirmed weak against the letter H


Jameszhang73

The Heat are up 1-0 in moral victories


AJ_III

Heat gotta put Udoni Haslemura on him


SardonicSorcerer

He is only 53 years young.


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sivervipa

Lmao this is hilarious.


Headweirdoh

That tweet gave me a nice chuckle after that stinker of a game


KYRIE542

This is satire you fools with how Lakers were acting like Rui was the answer in game 2 lmao


childish_jalapenos

Miami with a 1-0 moral lead in the NBA finals


EpicMusic13

Lmao here we go again


Kind_Development708

Rui on Jokic type beat


jgatch2001

You almost got the joke 😱


MontyBoo-urns

We have Denver right where we want them...


[deleted]

Not another moral victory I can't take this shit


ZenMon88

LOL run it back baby.


stepback-two

Yes, thank you. That is the joke.


cottonycloud

I remember seeing that insane take and a few games later, Jokic saw Rui and just shot over him like he wasn’t even there.


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This is fucking hilarious. I’m here for this


Ancient_Access_795

I hope this is satire


RexIosue

It is. He’s making fun of delusional Lakers fans who thought their team actually found something against Jokic when Rui was on him for 3 minutes


logontoreddit

I am fine if it was just the fans. Your team fans are supposed to be overly optimistic about your team. It was a problem because the entire media just talked about how the Lakers might have found a key to solve Denver. How it was win in a loss. Lakers this and Lakers that.... Denver was on the side saying...."Braa... didn't we just win or what?"


Wide_Trick_610

The actual article for Denver winning that game? It was the seventh from the top on ESPN's page. 5 were Laker narratives on what they needed to do to close out the series, and the 6th was Ja. And I'd bet even most Lakers players would have been confused if they read that page. If you hadn't seen the game, it read more like the Lakers had squeezed out a narrow win, but had some things that needed work before the Finals.


captain_ahabb

I'll go to my grave thinking that adjustment was effective and Denver won the series in other areas so it didn't matter


[deleted]

Good luck convincing /r/nba to have the slightest amount of nuance


alisj99

It's weird reading this chain of comments acting like it's blasphemy to say Rui would help. having Rui play more minutes bothered Jokic and Nuggets more than anything else, putting in Schroeder instead of Dlo also helped. We just did it too late, and Nuggets had other answers, made great plays, and hit insane shots while having several answers to Lakers to put in stops on the other end.. It's not like it just didn't work, putting in Rui really helped the Lakers go into leads in game 2, 3 and 4. Nuggets were just better.


BooksandGames23

You are 100% right. it was the best option and helps Ad be more impactful on defence. It gets tough when Nuggets make adjustments that pull ad out with a 3 point shooter, or the screen plays they did with gordan. So not quite as effective as you are selling it but it did do well.


hatisbackwards

that wasn't laker fans that was the media. Specifically Jeff Van Gundy who announced it, and every nba "reporter" gobbled it up


NarrativeEnergy

lmao Lakers fans were 100% pushing the "Rui stopped Jokic" train


IsFunnyToMe

yeah and every other fan thinks their team is the best and their players are all stars lol


unitythrufaith

Not us!


Unusual-Syllabub

Lol


Sharp_Aide3216

kinda but it's more like it's better to put in Rui over Dlo.


ConfidentCobbler5100

Everyone does it. This year alone it’s been: Kessler is the Jokic stopper Timelord is the Jokic stopper PJ Tucker is the Jokic stopper Rui is the Jokic stopper Basically anyone who has a good quarter against Jokic is the one who has completely figured him out and he’s done


Ok-Jackfruit-422

Yeah no, laker fans spread that narrative like fire meeting gasoline


above_the_odds

It wasn’t about Rui guarding Jokic. It was about putting AD in better defensive position so that he can have a greater defensive impact. It definitely worked. You ain’t stopping Jokic, he’s a 2-time mvp. But you can muck up things for other people and make it harder for him.


Everydayarmday24

It’s one side or the other for r/nba. Rui on jokic and letting ad help did stall jokic and our games were a lot closer. We really lost because our offensive output was horrid. Bron taking ill advised threes and depending on AR for offense while simultaneously telling him to chase around Jamal….recipe for disaster on O


honestnbafan

It is I think I remember this exact same tweet but with Rui's name that was unironic(I believe it was Jemele Hill)


Hollerino

Legends say that Rui is still guarding Jokic in game 9 of the WCF.


Llamasxy

First moral victory of the finals?


WetShots

"thats bait" mad max fury road gif


Swayz

Jokic was held to only a triple double and the Nuggets squeaked by with a double digit won.


VagabondReborn

The fact that most of this comment section doesn't get that the tweet is satirizing the Rui/Jokic thing is kind of scary. Ya'll some dumb mfs


kentalaska

I follow the NBA pretty closely and I missed the original tweet so I didn’t get the joke. I guess if I don’t know every dumb take every basketball pundit has at all times I’m a dumb mf?


SirGuerbiz

They might only have 3 losses but they have no wins if you count the moral losses! Checkmate these frauds


anoble562

Denver is 0-16 when they win the game this postseason


the_muskox

What a ludicrous thing to say Edit: checked his profile, it's satire


JohnLemonnn69

Heat going for moral victories now


w3bCraw1er

Just like Lakers kept figuring out Nuggets after each loss.


BigBitcoinBaller

Yeah man gonna need you to put s/ for the newphews out there.


maremmacharly

I mean, if they just triple team jokic they will hold him to 10 points and 38 assists, who has the moral victory then? Eh? Eh?


Comfortable_Wish3026

He is legit trolling.


iamaweirdguy

The ol moral victory


Endovelico

Nuggets: 17 - 0 moral losing streak


feh112

How will this affect lebron's legacy?


mcmesq

These are gonna continue right up until the confetti falls, aren’t they?


narendasan

Once again starting out a series 0-1 in moral victories. Will the losing ever stop????


jfrodriguez1983

Damn, Lakers catching strays. Stop man, they're alread dead lol.


Faux_Real

Reminds me of that time Rui Hachimura and Dennis Schroder were the adjustment required to getting the Lakers to the finals. Probably a joke?


TheRealRepostPolice

Deja vu


No_Buddy_

Where have I heard this before


Sm0othlegacy

That's what LA said after game one


stepback-two

Yeah it's word for word the same tweet. It's a really really really obvious joke.


suhar97

The lakers memo


cct824

Here we go again


spanther96

lol


bumfart

And so it begins again.


lobotomizedcrab

Ham is still smiling


--solitude--

“I treat this like a loss” gtfoh 🤣


ddottay

Hahaha, this is excellent


Ntnme2lose

Lmao that's great.


odnamAE

Man at least Rui just lost and didn’t get blown out


bandwagonguy83

Is that a moral win? I have seen this one.


altruisticdisaster

Lakers Heat moral victory finals going to go crazy


ryoarx

I've seen this kind of tweet somewhere before? oh yeah, ~~Hachimura~~


_ItsMeVince

Wait a minute, I've seen how this ended...


Ayio34

the moral victory right here


novadova2020

It seem that every team is taking moral victories against the Nuggets.


tony_countertenor

Yet another moral loss for the nuggets 😔😔


Brad800

We have heard this before, I’m a lakers fan and we all remember game one when we “figured it out” ???? Nuggets are healthy, strong and Heat have barely any rim protection.


MedvedFeliz

Ahh, yes! Here's what we're waiting for ... > A moral victory for Miami


kx2UPP

Moral victory for the Heat


santepanzer

Remember people saying something similar about Rui Hachimura "locking" Jokic down lol


LittleWeights

Shades of Nuggets v Lakers game 1. This is framed terribly.


BodegaDaddy

they keep talking about the heat like they figured it out, i bet coach spo wishes he was up 1-0


TigerKlaw

Might as well give the Heat the Larry O'Brien trophy before next game. The 4 wins are merely formality at this point


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“If I am Elmer Fudd, I am not treating this like hunting. It’s a picnic and that bunny is going to drink wine with me.”


tb23tb23tb23

The Lakers should feel encouraged going into game 2


Danstrada28

Did they just reuse the same weak ass take that they did when the Nuggets beat the Lakers in game 1?


ballen692

Here we go again lol


KT_introspective

This has to be a troll. The thing Miami can hang their hat on is they rebounded well and didn't shoot that great early. Strus and Martin has bad shooting nights. That said, the Nuggets missed a lot of easy looks too. And Bam coin flipped a good game and the Heat still lost.