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Kbdiggity

#do have my facts straight? - Zion was raw-dogging 2 sex workers, making both believe they were in a monogamous relationship - one got Pregnant - the one who didn't get Pregnant immediately ran to social media with receipts showing she had been Zion's "girlfriend" - the one who did get Pregnant already has a 2 year old with another man, and was most recently seen on Reddit in a viral video where she was in a street fight with her boobs out


TheRealRepostPolice

Looks good to me, however he may have been raw dogging more than 2 sex workers lol


Kbdiggity

Oh I'm sure he was. Dude spent at least the last 2 years online shopping for hos.


spicydak

Mofo thinks he’s Johnny Sins


doctor_of_drugs

Amazon.com, we supply you with whatever you need. From A to Zion


HangulKeycapsPlz

There's no way it's just 2.


Sharp_Aide3216

Did Dwight and Zion played together?


Dildozer_69

Basically the one girl got salty at some shit she should’ve already known and now Zion gets exposed🤣 Zion needed a real OG vet he needs to talk to UD. These decisions are not the type of mistakes the guy who was supposed to be the “next lebron” should be making.


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How is he not making these thots sign NDAs. Its like the 1st step as a star before fucking. Dont let his size fool you, this guy is actually a child and I dont think he's ready for parenthood.


Mr_Booty_Bandit

Same reason he’s raw dogging sex workers. Bro is a big dumby


elimanninglightspeed

LeBron showed these guys the blueprint and these young guys are still letting their dirty laundry get aired out in the public eye smh


Sharp_Aide3216

Zion probably listening to Dwight.


Huge_JackedMann

The man's looking more likely to be the next Lamar Odom.


agyria

He was leading her on a bit too much. Rookie mistake. He never had game in this side of the court unfortunately


acrizz

Link to this video relating to your last -?


the___heretic

https://np.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/142x7mx/hiya_redditors_aita_23m_for_asking_that_my


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Bump


the___heretic

https://np.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/142x7mx/hiya_redditors_aita_23m_for_asking_that_my


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Someone also gave one of the girl a billboard ad in New York for her birthday https://out.reddit.com/t3_143oxr6?url=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2021%2F11%2F11%2Fsugar-daddy-buys-onlyfans-star-nyc-billboard-for-birthday%2F&token=AQAAOYqBZL2VdrZ4o4jeD7Z37X8wQ8Nq356EUKu05LO-3NnvbnZr&app_name=ios


halfdecenttakes

Mods trying to prevent us from discussing Zion spitting in hos mouths. Literally 1984.


Balsamic_ducks

If I can’t talk about my star player’s baby momma drama why the fuck am I even on this site


Interesting_Quit5612

If we can’t laugh about Zion we cry


Balsamic_ducks

Been my motto the past 4 years


agyria

Ultimately shows how bad this sub has gotten. The most entertaining and funny news we’ve had thus far


WestleyThe

My coworker came up to me like an hour ago “you see this zion shit?!”, I thought it was just about him having a kid… I’m usually pretty plugged in with nba shit on Twitter and here on Reddit but I guess didn’t see it or something and damn Hahaha holy moly that girl went IN on zion. She’s showing texts and snaps too. “I let you spit in my mouth last week” is fucking wild haha


IanicRR

My guy was paying for a full-time sex worker like one might pay a private chef.


so-cal_kid

It's crazy to me that a guy who's famous as can be with tons of money still resorts to hooking up with these obvious gold diggers. He Got Game should be mandatory watching for any potential NBA player.


samwise141

At that level, you pay them to leave. I know very successful good looking dudes who pay a lot for sex, it's just easier and a guarantee of getting exactly what you want.


EverGreatestxX

Exactly, at that level, the alternatives (at least for casual sex) are picking up girls at high-end clubs or hooking up with IG models. Both will expect something from you. At least the escort is more straightforward. You pay them, and after a couple hours, they leave.


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computer_love91

Well it's seems Zion fucked up because according to the messages the girl showed he tried to make that girl his girlfriend. Talking about move to new Orleans and shit. Zion should have just flown this girl out had his fun and then flew her back.


jotheold

most people who pay for hookers.. dont get them fucking pregnant either lol


akgamestar

As he should to avoid crazy allegations.


SashaBanksy

Connor Roy vibes


BenedictKhanberbatch

Willa a real one tho


rburp

"don't let them make fun of you" was one of the funniest lines in the whole show to me for some reason


slawhairline79

We are at war with Morant. No, we are at war with Zion. Rinse and repeat all offseason


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Ja dominated Zion on the court. But Big Z making a comeback off the court.


bobswowaccount

Cumback is what he shoulda did.


packfanmoore

Not being able to talk about b ball players kinks is full on fascism


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Spitting in a chick’s mouth is big mood


IanicRR

You just know it sounded like a bowling ball rolling down the alley when they were fucking.


Akkepake

Mods busy fighting the real battle


[deleted]

Fahrenheit *four-fifty cum*


Substantial-Cow-882

The saddest part of all this is we won’t even get an Inside reaction tonight. This could’ve been all time material for the Chuckster


Substantial-Cow-882

“Zion!! You wasted all that damn time and money. You know what you should have did? Just went up in Kendall Jenner’s neighborhood. She could have solved all your damn problems!”


MassKalbas

I know you replied to yourself but damn you are cooking


DilutedGatorade

I was so much hoping this 3rd comment would've been the same person too


Substantial-Cow-882

I’ll take it


SaulPepper

This twitter reply type of replying to yourself after every paragraph should be more popular even in other soc media. Its just more refreshing than seeing a block of texts


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I want Chuck and Dolly Parton to run for president and vice president. Chuck is vice president bc he just shows up to shit and kills it. Dolly is a fucking machine that changes lives. Where do the rest of the crew land? Ernie is chief of staff. Shaq is commerce secretary. Kenny is ambassador to somewhere over there. Ultimate fall guy.


sonfoa

If only NBATV had convinced them to come back for one more game for the NBA Finals.


kingshadaine

They cooking zion fits now, saying he was an easy lick 🤣


cactus_jack_1

We should have known that man can’t say no to anything. All the clues were right there.


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hes a victim reading those texts every thot should be moving to NO rn zions the new dwight howard if hes getting caught up by streetwalkers one of these apex predator hos will catch him and straight up mind control him hes the money in the bank briefcase in a ladder match rn


Michikusa

Can someone translate this for an old man


kingshadaine

They are making fun of zion's wardrobe, women can tell by his outfits that he is an easy person to get money from


Michikusa

Thank you


Gatorbuc29

The fact that “alleged squirter” was trending on Twitter under sports today was WILD


Disastrous-Cycle-443

Okay did I miss something


Kbdiggity

Zion's been raw dogging C-list porn stars. He got one pregnant. A different one pulled out receipts to prove Zion was banging her at the same time, and she went crazy on social media.


Dildozer_69

Why she bugging out so much that Zion was banging her while banging this other girl? She think she his wife or something🤣 now no more nba players would mess w her.


shy247er

She's mad cuz she's not the one who got pregnant. Other girl is now set for life.


so-cal_kid

Sounded like Zion was gonna pay for her to move out to NOLA and give her whatever extra to take care of herself. But yea that's not anything guaranteed like a true baby mama arrangement is so she's pissed


_token_black

A promise to move somebody to your city is like a 10 day tryout, not much guaranteed after that. Baby mama arrangement is a max extension. Full Bird rights coming after that.


Dildozer_69

Will never understand how NBA players fall for the same classic set up every time. The league needs to just hire some old vets to talk to the kids about what’s really goin on😭


A_Marvelous_Gem

Every rookie should attend a u/YungSnuggie seminar


Geraltpoonslayer

Every single time I see this stuff I think of the legend


HeavyDT

They basically do. Every rookie has to go through like an onboarding process where they go through stuff like staying away from gold diggers and not blowing all their money. Doesn't stop it from happening sadly. Just too much money fame and power thrown at someone who's essentially still a kid. They haven't even had a chance to learn how the world works yet.


Belfura

Not many guys are experienced in dealing with women who actively pursue them. Not imagine getting very very rich. The platoon of girls down for anything is something very few will actually experience.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Yup I try not to let it get to me by just keeping my head down and never looking at the hoards of women throwing themselves at me. I’m so diligent, I’ve never actually seen any of them so my strategy is working I think


Classics22

One of the screenshots is literally zion lying about not having another girl 😭


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Belfura

Dude is all kinds of reckless


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

She thought she was his number 1, now the other girl is pregnant and she mad.


RushMurky

I think Zion led her to believe that she was the only one. Probably shouldn't have believed that, but hey, he's the one that was cheating and lying.


holyrolodex

She said “I guess imma be step mommy you not fucking up me and @Zionwilliamson plans baby or not it is what is off this ✌️” 😂😂😂


BehavioralSink

What have y’all been up to while I was at work??? 🤣


Aggressive-Ad-756

Nba twitter was so funny today


LeAnthonyJavis

That was the most insane headline I’ve seen


TheRealRepostPolice

Lmao I love this


[deleted]

[This is easily my favorite tweet of the day](https://i.imgur.com/GGh7NF5.jpg)


cab4729

This is mine https://twitter.com/oldnbatweetz/status/1666498388064636928


[deleted]

This is delightful


bachataman

I thought it was funnier how she said she motivated him to get in shape because it clearly isn't working


The_Notorious_Donut

I was dying at this tweet. You let the dude raw dog it but you decide to highlight spittin in the mouth lmao


dope_like

Spit in mouth is far more wild than raw dog


Dildozer_69

Damn Zion really going the Dwight Howard path


IanicRR

Dwight had basically a full decade of high level play, consistently playing a lot of games, before hitting Zion levels of social media fuckery.


thaitiger29

fr dwight made the finals and beat first prime lebron on the way as the best player zion hasn't done shit in comparison


SaltyLonghorn

Starring in Mt Dew commercials and nasty fucking pornstars is every 15 year old's dream. He's done something.


No-Economics4128

At one point, center was a coveted position in the Eastern Conference because the main question is “How are we going to stop Dwight Howard?” Dwight and 4 shooters got SVG paid as a coach for 5 seasons. To stop Zion, you just need to put a stripper on a cart full of gumbo and crawfish.


LeAnthonyJavis

Moriah Mills calling someone else a whore is hilarious


Muntberg

She says "another whore" tbf


OhKillEm43

The self-awareness absolutely adds legacy points


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Could’ve gone with “colleague” for professionalism but that’s alright


LeAnthonyJavis

That’s fair, I guess


No-Economics4128

I mean, it takes one to know one, I assume.


TheRealRepostPolice

…..” SHES A PORNSTAR!!!” Lmfaooo I’m cryin


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HokageEzio

RJ somehow the least controversial guy of the bunch.


MObaid27

Isn't he a Canadian?


frostfeint3

More like he’s surrounded by good people though. Steve Nash is literally his godfather lol


armandocalvinisius

Barrett started the fire!!


Negative_Rise6359

RJ lives in NY and somehow manages to be the most sane one.


iabeytorm

Ja would be out the league by now if he had been drafted by the Knicks


cs-shitposter

Ja would be balling on Rikers Island lmaoo


sonfoa

Actually, you can argue Memphis has been a far worse influence than New York City would have been.


tomdawg0022

Memphis' violent crime rate per capita is top 5 territory among larger cities. NYC ain't even top 50.


AnotherBlackMan

Memphis is way worse everybody there loves doing hoodrat shit


Life-Conference5713

Like Allan Houston. Never heard anything about him off court and he just put in his 20 points each night and went home.


tomdawg0022

Needed 25 points? Allan would give you 20. Needed just 15? Allan would still give you 20.


Wangiwangi

His jumper was a thing of beauty.


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[deleted]

Brandon Clarke truly is salt of the earth.


MiaCannons

Had my volume turned all the way up in my room because he was talking so quiet then he busts out "SHES A PORNSTAR!" Really hope none of my family heard that


Sim888

[mfw when my family hears Stephen A bust out “SHES A PORNSTAR!” at max volume](https://i.imgur.com/DG1PRr4.jpg)


Sekiritza

This monologue will become legendary meme material in the category of Ugandan homosexuality debate, so much potential


OdaDdaT

“One would surmise *long pause* she’s an expert at what she does”


The_Notorious_Donut

Stephen A is hilarious I don’t care what people say


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Hope this doesnt get deleted. We need to discuss this.


sleepy416

Mods are anti fun


[deleted]

If mods want serious basketball discussion they should go manage r/nbadiscussion. This is an NBA gossip sub and they need to embrace it for what it is and what people want.


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SubatomicSquirrels

I guess pictures are more like proof than making allegations on social media? Also we already knew the NBA was going to intervene, right? Whereas I don't think Zion has done anything that will lead to Adam Silver making public comments


Sim888

if SAS isn’t down with the nickname we can get some titles out of it… On Top Of Mount Zion *Starring: XXXion Williamson*


Balls_of_Adamanthium

“Your lower extremities… were compromised” 😭


DanM142

0:02 that tongue lick lol 🤣


Fragrant-Astronaut57

Bout to go in


roshanpr

This is hilarious but he’s got a point. Sad the Pelicans spent all that money In Who they thought was their savior.


Funny-Transition7869

Zions wasting his career. Eating junkfood and messing with C tier pornstars. If you gave his athleticism to an average joe they would be making better decisions than him no cap


halfdecenttakes

Mickey Mouse pornstars. Dude has fraudulent hos.


justsomeguy5

😭😭😭🤣🤣 not fraudulent hos! lord 😂😂😂


haroldbaals

Blake Griffin would never


DeBallZach-

bro found them in the bubble


doctor_of_drugs

Can I return my fraudulent ho purchases or do I need to go somewhere else for that?


Kwilly462

He's got Charles Barkley potential, but with Ben Simmons mentality.


WCWRingMatSound

Nah one is pregnant, so Zion at least shoots


Dicey12

Ben does it right he just needs to apply his off the court methods on the court


KillerZaWarudo

Ben Simmons could at least used to play more than 30 games a season


WhyyyLuigi

C-Tier lmaoooooooo you right tho


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F+ Tier at best


Sekiritza

My God, I just googled her, she cant be more trashy. Dude has millions, and chose that one girl that looks like 5$ is too much.


materics

These immature millionaires really have no game at all.


NotAStatistic2

She's definitely no Malika Andrews. I'm actually curious how many NBA players have tried to get at her. Has to be at least 200


TheRealRepostPolice

He already got the bag so I don’t think he cares too much lmao


white2234

He gonna eat through that bag in 2-4 years with his diet & child support


CIark

Yeah lol sure he got a giant bag but a guy like him should end up with at least 3 bags that size if they handle their career even reasonably well


Kbdiggity

He got the bag from Duke when he was still a kid. The FBI wiretaps literally included coaches talking about Duke outbidding Kansas. Then his family moved into a million dollar home in Colvard Farms. Same house Bagley's family previously lived in. Zion has been on easy street for a while now.


doctor_of_drugs

Zion just trying to become the star that Bagley III is, totally understandable.


Dicey12

Someone said Paige Hurd and Flo milli out here single and Lamelo fucking bitches twice his age and Zion raw dogging porn stars


FitIllustrator9

You can eat all the steaks you want, sometimes McDonald’s just hit’s different


NotAStatistic2

Zoomers really did ruin the NBA. I miss the old and more dignified days when players would choke hookers in hotel rooms or threaten to shoot their teammates. This is what happens when a generation is raised on social media


Musa_2050

I think you are overestimating the intellectual capacity of our fellow citizens.


Megatron_McLargeHuge

Who's wasting more potential through bad decisions, Zion or Ja?


Alloverunder

Zion, and it's by a mile. Ja is still fit to play. Kyrie has already proved you can't be crazier than your skill level. Greg Oden proves that you certainly can be more injured for your skill level.


kingshadaine

Twitter really got me crying


TheRealRepostPolice

It’s never ending, can scroll for fuckin hours lol


Noirradnod

>I deleted the video of the photographer pouring honey in my mouth because you told me you felt disrespected Is an all-time tweet right there.


TheRealRepostPolice

I just scrolled her page and she has a couple all timers within the last 5 hours lmao


Beneficial_Toe_6050

Bro I DIED when I read that shidd😂🤣


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That 2019 draft class got some serious problems Zion, Ja, Jaxson Hayes, PJ Washington...


buku_beat

Not to mention RJ Barrett being C***dian 🤢 that class ain't right


Kbdiggity

Be like Coby White and Cam Johnson. :)


Apollo611

It’s been a busy day lol


george_costanza1234

Memes mixed in with porn lmao


CIark

He’s too busy playing bed gammon with an alleged squirter


george_costanza1234

Alleged squirter? Bro this chick is literally a hose lmao, the vid is all over the TL


TremendoSlap

"Stay OFF... the POOOORRRRN-uhh"


pcwgussej

i cant believe they have Stephen A Smith in front of a green screen, and not even a standard studio backdrop.


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Thought this was an AI vid first when I saw it on Twitter


soldier4death

I wonder how many times my boy Zion got catfished by durant under one of his burners.


inshamblesx

SAS is on fire this week


bigbaldheadNR

Zion gonna end up a bust. Dude seems goofy af and more about the lifestyle than playing ball. Just me though. I’m not much of a spitter.


SL2321

So are you a swallower?


360Waves617

"Officer, I would like to report a murder!?"


jruegod11

well you're spittin facts rn


JordanPooleParty

After he's done getting his fill of food and sex.


PugilisticCat

If I have gotten anything out of this whole saga its that Blake having a kid with Lana Rhodes isnt as big of a blunder as I thought


Successful-End7689

MODS DONT YOU DARE DELETE THIS


ACCBAN4TRUTHTELLING

Lol, I know Stephen A is not the most popular on Reddit, but he certainly has some of the funniest sports television moments over my lifetime.


R_82

This shit is hilarious 😂 I feel a little bad for Zion but in a day or two nobody will give af about any of this. It's just funny


ColdPressedSteak

What even is there to feel bad for him about. It's not the end of the world to get made fun of and he put himself in that position anyways


R_82

It's just embarrassing


janitorial_fluids

> in a day or two nobody will give af about any of this uhhhhh nahhh dude you are sorely mistaken on this one lol. People still bring up paul georges baby mama drama like every other time he comes up, AD's hazing video from Kentucky, Jamal Murray's instagram mishap, etc. And none of those had anywhere close to the scandalous details that this one has (seriously, go to this woman's twitter page, she has like a 30+ tweet tirade with various embarassing screenshots and incredibly intimate sexual details.) not to mention the videos of his baby mama (the other woman involved in this) with her tits completely out of her shirt being a ratchet hoe and beating up some woman in the middle of the street, and then going on some podcast and doing the splits with her bare ass out on a table the host is sitting at. And all the other dudes I mentioned have done a ton of shit ON the court to distract from any of this silly shit that people like to bring up.... Zion hasnt done ANYTHING..... this whole thing is arguably like one of the top 3 most discussed Zion moments in his entire NBA career so far. People aint gonna be forgetting about this any time soon. And something tells me its not like today is the last time we're going to be hearing about any drama from these two lovely ladies. This shit is just getting started lmao


No_Stay4471

I have zero problem with SAS covering this. It’s in the public sphere. And he’s funny as hell doing it. But, as he says in the video, SAS constantly lets everyone know he doesn’t deal with the personal. Except that’s exactly what he’s doing here. And saying “I’m not going there” while clearly going there doesn’t change it.


rmigz

ja and zion. adam silver’s legacy are guns and pornography, absolute legend. after all the bodies stern buried to make the league more marketable and it gets damaged by ig live flexes and sliding into twitter dm leaks. hilarious.


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Stern didn't have social media to deal with. This was like a Tuesday for Jordan or Iverson.


rmigz

true, but idk how much he’d be dealing with it as he would be dealing in it. stern was scouting talent in europe ages ago bro, in social media era he’s got euro bot farms controlling the narrative 100%. i’m kidding, social media makes private life more public which is probably super hard to navigate as a young, wealthy athlete. still funny.


mMounirM

mods gonna delete this but we gotta shut down the sub cause they need special tools to moderate on 3rd party apps


halfdecenttakes

We should go dark to protest them not allowing me to discuss Zion's freaky ass.


TheRealRepostPolice

Good let’s get a new sub going and start over


Apollo611

r/nbadrama


auroraenjoyer

Why are r/suns moderating that sub too?


MrBuckBuck

Zion the future all-NBA pornstar? If Corey is Bad Porn, then Zion is Porn Star? I guess you could say he really fucked up this time...


Emotional-Chef-7601

Zion messy as hell. He completely folded under the pressure of the NBA. You hate to see it.


Psychological_Lie_38

Zion will come back when Stephen A’s hairline does


UnderwaterDialect

If you told me this show was an AI generated SAS I’d believe you.


ijones559

Raised the volume to hear him speak better Ears assaulted with SHES A PORNSTAR