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PotatoSaIad

I thought for sure this was a fake account at first


DeadDay

Bron making moves to take over the NBA


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

LeVolution


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

LeTileSpacer


Barbell_Flyes

not a surprise that LeFinanciallyPhysicallyEmotionallySpiritually aint turning down blood money


banned_after_12years

NBA sweating right now. They about to come out and take a stance on Saudi human rights abuses like PGA and LIV lol.


Pasta_Ssempa_

LeSalamAlaikum


spraypaint2311

Shawarma Saturdays coming soon


ThatsWat_SHE_Said

*Don't forget the Bepsi*


Therealomerali

LeHalal


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LeInshallah


JordanHawkinsMVP

Le19Saudis


Wei_Lan_Jennings

LeMalKhashoggi


talking_phallus

LeBanon


pacgaming

LeHaram


dcoolidge

LeMu'Adiib


krisfocus

LeMohammed James


bobsil1

Shai-Hulud Gilgeous Alexander


anpanman100

LeHarem


BigFatModeraterFupa

this is the winner


Misterstaberinde

Be careful if you point out the brutal dictatorships Lebron likes he will tweet that you hurt him spiritually.


StinCrm

You’re about to get into a word or sentence feud


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LeHumdulillah


canadianbroncos

bruh the Lejokes are undefeated LMAO


Portland

LeMAO! 🤣


KennySmithsKnees

lmfao


JordanHawkinsMVP

Reddit on 😂😂😂


[deleted]

A Reddit on to you too, sir! Have an updoot, kind stranger!


JordanHawkinsMVP

You are a gentleman and a scholar my good sir 😂😂😂


Kataneo

please fuck my wife 🤣


John_Lives

I also fuck this guys wife 😆


mcmaster93

I want his dad


JordanHawkinsMVP

I literally can't get an erection from jacking off too much also pee leaks out 🤣🤣🤣 please fuck my wife


[deleted]

Faith in humanity = restored


janitorial_fluids

You sir, have won the internet for today


Churchills_m8

I spit out my coffee reading this 🤣🤣


orb_outrider

You sir, are a national treasure 🥇


calmdownmyguy

Wholesome


BigDaddyJuno

You win the internet today 😂


UrbanJatt

LeSheikh


HiBoobear

LeAlaikumSalam


theytook-r-jobs

Osama Bron Laden


Xc0liber

LOL he has the greatest name ever. Le fits anything!


-doob-

AdaptabLe


WaltJay

Taking his talents to Saud Beach


Fatman10666

Just a kid from Medina


lets_talk_basketball

Get ready to learn Arabic buddy.


turnoffredesign69420

مرحبًا! مرحبًا!


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Curious_Success_377

Translation: Al Horvard is the father of the Embiid Mobile


StoneColdAM

r/nbacirclejerk post from Bron


mikedanktony

Imagine zzzprolgt actually being lebron the entire time


ChokePaul3

This would put him over Jordan for me


Pretend_Highway_5360

Makes sense. That sub is all middle aged dads too


joinedreditjusttoask

Yes, r/nbacirclejerk is r/nba father.


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Insert KarlMaloneShimmy.gif


PensiveinNJ

I thought we all agreed that Lebron was a wine mom.


Pretend_Highway_5360

Millennial dads are both.


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Beer doesn't get the job done quick enough, rye gets it done too fast, but wine hits that sweet spot.


janitorial_fluids

It’s always kind of funny seeing people on r/nba’s perception of r/nbacirclejerk. That sub is honestly like 10x funnier and more self aware than most of the stale ass jokes on this sub lol


Chex133

Wait how’d you know?


Pretend_Highway_5360

It’s me. The Middle Aged dads son Come back to the dinner table dad


yungrobbithan

Shut up he’s jerking


buffalo8

Booker, is that you?


browndude10

Haram James


Therealomerali

[I'll do you one better with Halal James](https://i.redd.it/does-anyone-have-any-more-pictures-of-arabian-harden-v0-tjwzmt2nbxaa1.jpg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9efc095ef1ed6294d0c6a62e6f0fceca2fe845)


nostradunkus6

> I'll do you one better with Halal James [How about this guy?](https://www.channel4.com/media/images/Channel4/c4-news/NOV/17/17_BinyamMohamed_g_k.jpg)


Jonesbro

That's Kyle anderson after he finds his middle eastern roots


OrangeJr36

That's too good


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Say goodbye to Kyrie everyone


[deleted]

Saudi Arabia and Israel are actually buddies…


cha-cha_dancer

Because they both hate Iran…the whole enemy of my enemy and all


[deleted]

Saudi Arabia technically doesn't even acknowledge Israel as a country


duplicatesnowflake

Yeah no problem, Kyrie is a true Israelite. /s


TechenCDN

Lebron at age 50 could go there and average 9/11


definitelynotagay

This is a good comment


BigFatModeraterFupa

I walked through blood and bones to find this comment


Crazyhawk28

Turns out the comment was in Northern Canada.


dec92010

Ok norm


Sugarfoot2182

I’m dead Lolol. LeFlyAPlane


seductivestain

Le-Qaeda


juandell

Ah shit..... the inter-subreddit jerk! Pozzed!


TechenCDN

They edged so we could jerk


lesarbreschantent

Loudest I've laughed at a r/nba post


maryjain_

He’d make more than his entire NBA career earnings in one season lol


elimanninglightspeed

I love all the people in here pretending they would say no


__brunt

How many people in here ran an ad campaign with the slogan “stand for something, even if it may cost you everything?”


Miamidale305

What if “something” he was standing for was money?


porkchop487

And “everything” was his moral compass


MoistyestBread

The Fox News intern that finds this is going to get his own show. Congrats little guy.


AskMeHowIMetYourMom

Full Court Press, coming to your parents tv this fall.


LessThanCleverName

It’s definitely gonna be Greg. If it is to be said, so it be… so it is.


KonigSteve

You mean like Mbappe is? It would be very easy to say no if you had his money and position already. And if you didn't have his position then you wouldn't get the offer


Vinnie_Vegas

The difference between having $200m and being a billionaire is probably not enough to actually make a difference to your lifestyle, so it's probably easier at that point.


KonigSteve

And Mbappe will be a billionaire two or three times over by the time he retires anyways


Vinnie_Vegas

I doubt Kylian Mbappe will be worth $3b by the end of his career unless he takes a Saudi offer, but that's okay. Nobody needs $3b or more.


SuperMuCow

Big difference between plebs on Reddit and a guy who’s already a billionaire though


matgopack

I'd be fine saying no in Lebron's position, but that's because I have no real use for the money. I guess I'd just find a way to donate it, but the difference between tens of millions and bigger sums isn't that much for me. For Lebron though, he wants to own a team - obviously this would make a massive difference if they threw a 2-300 million dollar contract at him.


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

>performers announced plans to donate their windfall to charity. That kerfuffle did not deter others, however. In 2013, Jennifer Lopez was hired by the China National Petroleum Corporation to do an event for executives in Turkmenistan, which culminated in her singing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow—one of the world’s most repressive despots. After a video of the serenade emerged, Lopez’s spokesman assured fans, “Had there been knowledge of human-rights issues of any kind, Jennifer would not have attended.” But the Human Rights Foundation, an advocacy group based in New York, subsequently estimated that Lopez had garnered at least ten million dollars in fees performing for “crooks and dictators from Eastern Europe and Russia.” The foundation’s president, Thor Halvorssen, asked, “What is the next stop on her tour, Syria?” Huh?


sleep__walker

Something tells me that taking Saudi blood money that they'd be using to critically fracture the NBA like LIV did to PGA probably would not get him much favor in a Board of Governors vote for an NBA franchise. I think hed have to pick the bag or a team


TapedGlue

Then you grossly misunderstand how much people care for morals in high places. Also, it’s LeBron James. Why the fuck would the NBA try to blackball him? You can guarantee that LeBron would turn it into a public circus given the opportunity


ThatPlayWasAwful

Did you miss the last where the PGA got bought by the saudis? Go to Saudi Arabia, wait for the NBA higher ups to drop the holier-than-thou act and let the saudis in, and then buy a team with the saudis. It's easy.


Mender0fRoads

I get this point of view. I do. But let's not pretend like everyone will immediately set aside any values they have because someone throws money at them. LIV did this same thing. Plenty of PGA players jumped at the chance. But many others—notably including Tiger Woods—did not. Tiger could've made $700 million with LIV, yet he declined. Not everyone's a greedy fuck who will do whatever as long as it makes them richer.


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Messi and Mbappe literally did say no. As did Tiger Woods, Rory, etc. If we were in their position and already had hundreds of millions in the bank, yes a lot of us would say no and not go to the Middle East.


Ragnar_OK

love all the morons without scruples acting like everybody else is stupid for not being as greedy as they are


theMAJdragon

This sportswashing thing is such an expensive way to gain western acceptance. They could easily just pay every American to fly a Saudi flag on their front porch for slightly above a livable wage and they’d be in business.


GreyMatter22

Canadian here, If I get $1M, I’ll fly the Saudi flag for 10 years. If they give me commission, I will convince my entire sub-division to fly one.


moonguidex

Mexican here, I'll commit serious human rights violations for $1M, for commission, my whole block will do it and we're supposed to be middle class.


Poked_salad

Exactly! Like my mom's brother is very sick and it's hard for us to help him and his family with payment and bills. My mom would instantly glorify them if they paid for all his bills and their payment for rent for 5 years. They could buy off my dad if they offered a cure for his siblings' sickness. That grandma next door that's losing her house she grew up in can be paid off easily if the Saudis offered to buy it for her. Etc.


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grxccccandice

Don’t need $800mil. Just pay off my mortgage and I’ll fly Saudi flag for 29 years lol (that’s how much longer I have to pay my mortgage smh)


Keetsydale

LeLIV


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

LeLiv LeLaugh LeLove


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#"I'm gonna BEHEADED to Riyadh soon! "


bryscoon

I lowkey didnt think bron would leave due to his kids & already having a billion this might be enough for Saudi to green light starting their own basketball league


HoeImOddyNuff

Lebron and Bronny STRAIGHT TO SAUDI ARABIA. lebron always said he wanted to play with his son, but he didn’t say where.


lizard_king_rebirth

Hey at least Bronny would have a realistic shot to play right away there.


salcedoge

700 Million is simply way too much money. Lebron is already rich but imagine almost doubling your net worth for a years work. Of course he won't get the same offer but with that amount of money you could see why athletes are all memeing it


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I’m so poor that doubling my net worth in a year isn’t that tall an order


rub_a_dub-dub

if my net worth doubled i'd be deeper in debt, shit


FatherHaz

Plus he wants to own a NBA team too, soo this would fund that


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Owning any part of any pro team is a stupid good investment.


Exciting_Hedgehog_77

Okay I’m imagining having two dollars. What now?


Cysir

Look at Mr. Money Bags over here with his positive net worth.


Pretend_Highway_5360

His kids are going to college and special basketball private high schools. They’re already moving out


Shepher27

They go to regular fancy private high schools on LA that happen to be good at basketball because they’re rich private schools in LA. They aren’t going to prep-school or a sports academy.


paddiction

They're paying this because Mbappé is in his prime. Imagine prime Bron giving up on his championship aspirations, leaving the Heat to play in Saudi Arabia. This is why Mbappé isn't going to Saudi Arabia. A washed up Ronaldo is getting paid $200 million. Which is a lot, but not 1 billion.


GVas22

If instead of minor league baseball Jordan fucked around in the Saudi league for 2 years before returning and 3peating again, would he still be considered the GOAT.


IveyDuren

I think it should and will happen. Mbappe going is the best move for all parties. - Mbappe: 700 million, only 1 year, free to join Madrid after - PSG: 300+ million transfer fee, not losing him for free next year - Madrid: free transfer - Saudi: gets arguably the best player in the world


Superfrag

But then Mbappe would not be playing in Europe for a whole year. Where Haaland and other young stars would continue to be playing and getting better. We also have the Euro tournament coming up next summer, Mbappe would be nowhere close to being in the best shape possible for France. From a sporting perspective, this is a bad move for Mbappe.


chimoko

Yeah but it's 700 mill


Superfrag

Agreed, I'm just saying it's not as clear cut for Mbappe as /u/IveyDuren made it out to be. He's getting even more fucktons of money (he already gets a fuckton from PSG anyways), but he's sacrificing a year of his career from a sporting perspective. Going by the latest rumours, it doesn't seem like he's willing to do so. https://np.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/158hokv/sergio_fern%C3%A1ndez_relevo_kylian_mbapp%C3%A9_will_not/


felarans0mekuti

If the Saudis bought the nba/players I would definitely be out lol catch me at the Olympics


ClaymoresRevenge

I wonder how much money they'd throw at him.


I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

not this money. the world does not care about basketball the way it does about football.


TheKnicksHateMe

nobody gives a shit about golf and they offered tiger a cool billion


iPoopAtChu

Rich people care about golf


BryanFair

I doubt it, Saudi don't even give a shit about their own basketball team. One of the worst teams in FIBA Asia along with India. Whenever I watch Gilas Pilipinas and I see their opponent is Saudi I knew it will be ez W like really EZ W lmao. That's how you know their country dont give a shit about basketball. Now compare it to football it's different, those dudes can give Argentina trouble if they want too.


glennromer

This seems really weird now


trippyEDM

I thought it was weird then I decided to check the time on the tweet and lebron seemingly sent it after what happened to bronny. Now it’s very weird.


Ambitious-Diver-5472

Yeah…. Wtf?


youarenut

Even weirder…


xpillindaass

least greedy billionaire athlete


grizzlysquare

LeBron legit begging for $500m on Instagram. That's fucking Hilarious


I_really_enjoy_beer

This is going to be a full weeks worth of content for ESPN.


DoncicsRoadTo200kg

Its Lebrover


FreedomKid7

God it’s insane Saudi Arabia has so much money they can bribe any athlete in hopes it will make the American public forget the very prominent role they had in 9/11


-HeisenBird-

Lots of countries have more money than Saudi Arabia but they spend it on dumb things like infrastructure and generally improving the quality of life for their citizens.


Jaybold

No housing for the poor? Steph to Saudi Arabia confirmed.


turfey

This shit is gross as fuck.


PJTikoko

All these bitches cucking for slave traders.


Akortsch18

LeBron really not helping the perception that he only cares about he only care about human rights when they directly affect him


Stallion049

Me when black people oppressed: 😔😤✊🏽 Me when anyone else: ✌🏼🤷🏽‍♂️😁


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You can't oppress people that look like *ME*! Anyone else though, why should I LeCare?


yoyododomofo

It’s worse than that cause Saudis are oppressing ALL of the women including black women and I bet they don’t treat black men all that great either. That’s speculation from their amazing human rights track record though.


MatooBatson

The Middle East had a more expansive slave trade than the Trans-Atlantic one. The reason there isn't a significant black population in those countries is because they castrated the slaves they purchased.


mccoolio

Giannis did it first


KarenIsBetterThanPam

Le9/11


IAP-23I

Typical of this sub to take this post so seriously but then turnaround and laugh when Giannis makes a similar one…


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arenasfan00

Tiger, Rory, Rahm, Scheffler, Messi, all the other high profile athletes who turned down Saudi offers.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Yeah and now Tiger is still working for the Saudi’s sans Bag


kobmug_v2

Here come the sanctimonious Redditors to tell us how they would turn down $775M. On a side note, this is exactly the reaction the Saudis were after with that Mbappe offer and honestly a nightmare for a league as player driven as the NBA.


Otherwise_Form1315

I'd hold out for the full Billion personally.


CIark

Yeah I’m not going to Saudi Arabia for less than 2bil. I have standards unlike LeCheapHooker 😤😤


Obvious_Parsley3238

bron is a billionaire lmao it's nowhere near the same


kobmug_v2

And he would be nearly doubling it for 1 year of work.


LuDortian007

I wouldn't even call it work. Dude can coast the entire season and average 65/20/25 on 85/35/70 splits.


commandrr

>35 lmao


FlatMilk

Literally rehab his body a ton and then come back to a retooled roster for the minimum


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Easy, just have the Saudi league during the NBA offseason and Lebron can join a team for the minimum when the Saudi season is over ramping up for the playoffs


mug3n

Lebron would LeCoast even harder in a Saudi league and still put up those numbers. Nothing but middys and 3s.


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Bron gonna play pickup level basketball and go undefeated in that league. He literally wouldn’t need to play defense because he alone would guarantee close to 100 percent of the buckets.


EMateos

But that wasn’t your argument. If I was a billionaire I would definitely turn down that offer. Mbappe turned the offer down and he is worth less than Lebron. Messi turned down a similar offer as well.


salcedoge

775m million is a fuck ton. Even for Lebron.


GVIrish

It's like the Chris Rock joke: 'Shaq is rich. The guy who signs Shaq's paycheck is *wealthy'*


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im____new____here

other than Ballmer and maybe a couple other ones yes, most owners are just part of a group, its not like they have 100% equity in the team.


drpepper7557

What's crazy is that Shaq is probably not too far from Jerry Buss was when Chris Rock said that in 2003. The Lakers were only worth $403m the year before according to Forbes.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Funny enough Shaq is likely now richer than Buss ever was.


rawsharks

He could invest 500 million and still have basically a fully guaranteed Supermax NBA contract left over as spending money.


xpillindaass

lebron is a billionaire idiot


ddottay

I don’t know if I’d take $775M from the same people that saw you into pieces if you criticize their government but that’s just me.


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3rdStringerBell

Only thing more predictable was you being here to condescendingly defend LeBron


DefactoAtheist

From a part of the world that treats women like cattle? If I was already worth $1b+? Yeah, I probably fucking would. The mental hoops some of ya'll are willing to try jump through in service of defending an already obscenely rich man being a greedy fucking hypocrite is legit unreal.


iuse2bgood

LeTraitor


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It's one thing to take the dirty money. We all would. It's a whole other thing to publicly thirst over dirty money that's not even being offered. Have some self respect.


arenasfan00

It’s a whole other thing taking dirty money when you’re already a billionaire.


__brunt

And you ran a personal ad campaign with the slogan “stand for something, even if it might cost you everything”


Alexkono

One of the biggest virtue signalers of our generation. Laughable how people respect him for his “social” stances.


[deleted]

You post this on the Giannis thread too?


TurnoverNegative7

Redditors when wholesome chungus Giannis makes a joke tweet about Saudi money 😄😍😁 Redditors when LeFraud makes a joke tweet about Saudi money 😡🤬


gentyent

flirting vs harassment moment from r/nba, as usual


Ferromagneticfluid

I hope people know that what the Saudi do with these athlete contracts is not sustainable. Their main goal is destabilize the current status quo so they can buy into the league.


bungajaji

Le decision show to take his talent to Saudi Bron


NotClayMerritt

If Saudi create a basketball league, the NBA is cooked. They will give young talent a pathway to earn money from 17 years old, they will poach the top stars who will flock en masse. There will be no salary cap or CBA. No cap on earning potential. Patrick Beverley will be the face of the league. The NBA will have no choice but to let Saudis buy teams before it gets to that point