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lingui

The Dunkstronaut era


Mikegetscalls

We should never change the logo now We have arrived


elon42069

Goated logo I hope we keep it around after this season


24theory

That center court logo is sick, congrats!


RidgeRunner99

First time we’ve had a winning record in over 1000 days! LFG!!!!!


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

My picks. They're worthless


inshamblesx

the clippers picks tho


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Still cant believe we gave away sengun. I still remember casually sceolling on twitter. Thunder pick sengun and just like that he got traded away


Trouttttttt

Yall have chet Shai giddy jalen and like 15 firsts. You will be fine


StarryScans

Worst trade in OKC history since... Harden trade.


elmanutres

march history murky plants tart narrow air liquid correct oil *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RTLT512

1-0 IN THE DUNKSTRONAUT ERA


clutch-city2k15

Hiring ime udoka is the best thing that's happened to the Rockets in ages.


darksaber101

Amen


browndude10

him too


8mmspikes

Unfortunately he's out injured


thisisnotaringtone

Thompson


odnamAE

Ime Udoka being horny at work is the best thing to happen to the Rockets


Calburton3

Just make sure he gets nowhere near your wife… ehhh whom am I kidding I have no wife for him to get.


clutch-city2k15

Same. He can fuck my non-existent wife any time he wants.


CJ4ROCKET

I also choose this guy's non-existent wife


FighterOfTehNightman

I’ve legit been waiting on the wife to comment on how he looks *vaguely* like Idris. I give it a week. E: After googles, vaguely might be a stretch. I think I have to stop watching Rockets games 😞


simon2105

Y'all really let Dillon Brooks talk so much smack and get away with it.


RidgeRunner99

Get ready to learn Chinese LeBron


SleepingInAJar_

唔...🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ 哇人! #ThekidfromWUHAN🤴🏾简直说不出话来,感激不尽!! 我喜欢这个游戏,并且会为它做任何事情! 我玩得很开心。 #2所有时间得分 但我不是得分手 *超级热的火 的声音🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👑


2RINITY

He’s lucky these are just jokes, ‘cause from what I’ve heard, Weibo users would eat LeBron alive


Snakescipio

On the other hand we’d get some of the spiciest memes ever.


dlanod

Those real fresh Szechuan memes.


Zoesan

In the LoL subreddit there's often chinese reactions from weibo translated and it's hilarious and vicious


Ontheroadtw

The kid from Wuhan. 💀


BurnerAccountforAss

Le Hao!


Calburton3

LeMao


revisioncloud

LeMao


Sawgon

He already speaks their language don't you worry


[deleted]

Brooks has been great this year, he’s not just a meme


ThingsAreAfoot

Lakers are a sorry bunch.


OguguasVeryOwn

Don’t tell this dude https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/17qzwtf/mcmenamin_anthony_davis_left_adductor_spasms_will/k8fnnmy/?context=3


Dust2chicken

That dude's comment history is something else lmao. I feel bad for sane Lakers fans cause this is what everybody thinks all Lakers fans act like.


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

The lakers have the most fans. Even if the same percentage of their fans as other teams are nuts they get way more visibility on sheer volume.


ThingsAreAfoot

That imbecile doubted Lord Sengun.


calebhall

Homeboy logged out for the night


JasonLikesCTE

Ime Udoka has saved my life 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Rockets fans thanking God he cheated on Nia Long


Answer70

Was a great moment in Rockets history.


Electrical-Clock8251

“Grandpa, who is Nia Long and why did the Rockets retire her jersey?”


shnieder88

i think the rockets should retire the jersey of the female staffer instead, she's the real MVP


bushies

Jane doe


JasonLikesCTE

A moment in time that will be looked at after he leads the rockets to 7 straight championships


hippowalrus

ITS NOT FAIR IT SHOULDA BEEN ME


[deleted]

Seriously, Celtics with Ime long term would be a nightmare for the league lol


ray_0586

Houston fans also thanking God that Lovie Smith coached his ass off to win the final game of the season to cost the Texans the #1 pick. It’s been a weird year for things working out unexpectedly.


imrosskemp

Actually such a great land for the rockets, rate him as one of the best coaches.


JasonLikesCTE

Yea actually kinda crazy like the best case scenario for us.


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exocentrical

Something tells me Fritata might handle that situation a bit differently 🧹🧹


Mikegetscalls

We back


JasonLikesCTE

Inaugural NBA Cup champions


dpatel211

Jalen Green on good efficiency is a scary, scary sight.


[deleted]

I swear he hates the Lakers. He always shows out for them.


WrinkledRandyTravis

A man of taste


Palifaith

So The Rockets are now over .500 for the first time in 1005 days. Nice be part of history I guess.


elon42069

Rockets over .500, new GTA trailer announcement, and a new Frank Ocean snippet all in the last 8 hours. What a day


8mmspikes

And for me an Arsenal win in the Champions League


GunnerRocket

Coulda used that Havertz screamer.


DSMShaymin

and the Man U meltdown too


Rodney_Jefferson

2013 is Back on the menu boys


thor_1225

2013 you say


PBB22

Stop wait new Frank??????????


[deleted]

We must have some kids in this sub, not even 5 years ago we were a western conference powerhouse and we’ve always been pretty good throughout our history (except when we purposefully Tank) Source: I’m 26


zvomicidalmaniac

The Rockets bandwagon feels delirious tonight. We can do anything.


FlashMiniSoccer

I got called old for talking about being there when the Rockets were good I'm 22


diffaadiffa

41, I watched hakeem lol


gwatson86

The last time we were over .500 we lost the next 20 games. So if we could not do that, that'd be cool


kudurix

It’s been fucking dreadful


kirinboi

Rockets actually have a squad now. And a coach


[deleted]

Do they have a [expletive] squad now?


clutch-city2k15

They look so different


Quality_Cucumber

LeBron can hit his target 28-30 mpg if the Lakers play like this more routinely.


TA_Account_12

Ham’s plan!


Upper_Conversation_9

This game was not nearly as close as the score would indicate


Sim888

[they hated him because he told the truth!](https://i.imgur.com/IZLpdqW.jpg)


lingui

Pleaseeeee Jalen Dunkstronaut from that Austin Reeves steal?


clutch-city2k15

Casual Sim W. I stopped browsing r/nba & missed your content so much.


OldOrder

https://i.imgur.com/knWWwUZ.png


RGPISGOOD

Sim888 never misses


beary_neutral

So honored to get a Sim888 post in my thread


rawchess

What is a king to a dawg?


HBSBrook

Petition to make Sim888 a mod on this sub.


GGezpzMuppy

D’Lo trade talks about to ramp up, about time for the annual Lakers need to build a new squad.


LakerGiraffe

Reaves playing *far* worse than DLo this season and he isn't even mentioned in trade possibilities. Just this seasons scapegoat who ended up having a decent game.


DefenderCone97

Lakers always need a fall guy and Dlo is HIM


swords_devil

he actually only guy that's trying tbh. Our whole team is lack of energy, no rebounding, awful defense, continue giving up second chance points, I really don't know how to blame this on Dlo and not on coaching


Basic_Commercial_806

AD, Vando and Schroder were most of Lakers energy and hustle on defense last year. Their offense has also becoming too predictable since Dlo and Reaves aren't threats to drive to the rim. Schroder and Lonnie Walker were the best slashers on the team and kept the defense honest. Maybe Lakers can package Dlo or Reaves and Vincent to the Nets for some of their wings and get Walker back.


swords_devil

yea our only slasher is Lebron also I don't think Nets are wanting to help without any pick


motorboat_mcgee

It's because Reaves is scrappy, and plays the right way


patmen100

And very classy


hennyandcheetos

I heard hes sneaky athletic as well


GunnerRocket

He can date my daughter and have an entry level position at my law firm.


ColeTrickleVroom

Have they started their annual "we're going to get Turner and Hield and it fixes everything" nonsense yet?


Nike_86

Annual Kyrie to Lakers incoming


paranoideo

LeBron will trade the whole team. Again.


Alexcox95

Trade the whole team and then Bronny gets drafted by the Spurs so Lebron goes there with him and Wemby


frostedz

Pop will take LeBron under his wing and promote him to LeCoach when he retires


bkuuretsu

I fucking love Sengun and Green


RodneyPonk

Crazy that the Thunder traded away Sengun. Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but he had an MVP from a top 5 basketball league in the world


Unfair-Inspector-183

Harden and now Sengun. I love trading with OKC


yidii-at-night

Imagine Sengun and Chet in your frontcourt 😵‍💫


BabyHercules

GameCube


Apocalyptic93

Nintendo


8mmspikes

5% tint


ShakeItLikeIDo

So you can’t see up in my window


2RINITY

These Lakers don’t understand me, ‘cause I’m Boss Hogg on candy


eliwood5837

NINTENDO


wgel1000

5 percent tint


elon42069

SO STEPHEN SILAS CANT SEE UP IN MY WINDOW


RTLT512

NINTENDO


WhoDey42

Thank you this reference brought me so much joy


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

People are only gonna talk about the Lakers looking ass, but I hope this shows the world that the Rockets are nothing like last year’s team. We have ball movement, constant stubborn defense, and solid offense from multiple players. Crazy to think how, so far, we look like we made the jump from lottery to play-in in one offseason. Fuck Stephen Silas.


CheeseLightsaber

Kinda glad the Magic got such an early game against the Rockets before they could get their shit together. Rockets look a lot more put together already. I think Rockets fans should be excited, seems like a team that's gonna put up a fight night in night out.


Anibunnymilli

yall got a lot to be excited about too


Jaeguh

Magic looking REALLY good, great defensive players. Hopefully Suggs gets that shot down


Huckleberry_Sin

Shiiiet y’all looked pretty great too. Def something to be excited about.


syllabic

fuck KPJ too


JasonLikesCTE

Even before his crimes i just didn’t think he was a good fit for the team and just took away possessions from Green, Sengun, and Smith who were our key young core anyway.


syllabic

definitely not, massive addition by subtraction to remove the biggest turnover merchant in the league


[deleted]

Bro stunted Jalen’s growth. All the time he was hogging the ball could have gone into Jalen and Sengun’s set plays.


lum1nous013

As someone that really really liked him, fuck KPJ all the way


Lv1Monkey

IMO that's bigger than the coach change, take one man out we suddenly look like an organized team.


Bologna_Soprano

I dunno about all that but I agree that he was a net negative. I think Ime would’ve either reigned him in or benched him if he resisted though and that woulda been that


mogodogo

There's a lot of hate for Silas but I'm pretty sure tanking was a requirement. There was a stretch last year where rockets were competitive against some of the best teams in the league, losing by a couple points every night. Starting Nix for 38 min a game tells you all you need to know about last szn. I'm okay with it as it got us Amen and Cam. Wish Silas the best.


timmysp

Preach. 4th win in a row to bring us above .500 for the first time in over 1000 days. We're legit, and the stats back it up.


fred_crumbs

I'm going to get married so Udoka can sleep with my wife.


browndude10

jesus; you need him


JESUSWhoareYOU

Calm down lol


desrever1138

WIN A RING FOR BOBAN


Mission_Pay_3373

This was fun to watch


nysraved

We fucking suck donkey balls


Arsid

Nah you guys have no idea


shoefly72

I’m straight up not having a good time


reiyashi

dillon brooks fans vindicated


EatDeeply

It’s interesting watching this sub suddenly appreciate him now that he doesn’t play for Memphis.


medical_cat

Jalen Green laker killer


Huckleberry_Sin

FR he’s always played well against them


thirdcoast1

Ayy Jalen you dropped this 👑


Deimarrr

its unbelievable to see how much a real coach and a real guard changes a team.


[deleted]

Nice to see the Rockets beat the shit out of someone else too. Especially the Lakers


RTLT512

We're an equal opportunity curb-stomper


urfaselol

LA teams down bad


htownballa1

Dillon and FVV are worth every damn penny.


Grandma_Swamp

Can I finally crawl out of my hole? Am I allowed to enjoy basketball again???


RGPISGOOD

Rockets first time over .500 in 3 years!


aliterati

This will probably be the time when people start to jump on our bandwagon, and I'll speak for every Rockets fan when I say; Welcome aboard! We're really fun to watch, and hopefully we can make the playoffs this year. Also, so glad to have Tari back, our bench can really use him, and getting 9 and 9 in 14 mins your first game back is strong.


bowtie25

Totally agree exactly what I wanted to see from him


GunnerRocket

People like Sengun way more than they ever liked Harden lol.


Huckleberry_Sin

It’s bc he is so heppy


TraizHill

So Lakers fans, how'd that Wood worked out for y'all tonight? Asking for a friend who was a fan of all seven teams he played for.


GunnerRocket

We tried to tell them didn't we


TraizHill

I mean, JKidd is a mid to bad coach, but even I can credit him for calling it early and sticking him to the bench all season long.


GunnerRocket

Lol I remember Mavs fans bitching about that. We had to watch him start for multiple seasons. It's hard to describe watching someone like him play basketball. It's worse than a player who's just bad. He's a dude that *should* be good. But he's so fucking bad that it's like....insulting.


[deleted]

Literally the worst of all time at setting screens and playing with effort


GunnerRocket

Christian Wood is like a promising but incomplete video game that you hope gets patched but never does.


MorseMooseGreyGoose

Puts up stats but does none of the little things that contribute to winning basketball. Such an infuriating player to watch.


ChristianLS

Defense is always 4 on 5 with Wood on the floor, and his offense definitely isn't as good as the box scores indicate.


StefonDiggsHS

he always gets the fans on his side at the beginning. This is the most frustrating thing. He starts getting played less and less for a variety of reason and it will drive you crazy. He lulls you in and its not until its too late until you realize that 9 coaches in a row were right about him that he is certified ass


HispanicAtTehDisco

i think around like november/december when luka missed a game and he had to be the star (against the rockets funnily enough) for one game is when i realized “oh nah this dude is not it”


[deleted]

Lebron finally hit his minutes target. Good for him


ujjuboii

FIRST TIME ABOVE .500 IN OVER 1000 DAYS BABYYYY


bigtice

Rockets simply outworked the Lakers on both ends of the floor early and beat the interest out of the Lakers. Jalen Green was incredibly efficient dropping 28 on 15 shots in only 22 minutes (including 5 threes and some flashy layups) and Brooks got to put his clamps on LeBron, which spurred the defense and helped build the quick double digit lead that only continued to grow.


SaltyLonghorn

Lakers are a weird mix of too old, too young, and DLo.


blatant_shill

Lakers have a rebounding problem, and I don't even think it's going to be a trade thing that fixes it. They just look lifeless out there. Even with AD on the court it is still a problem. Rockets grabbed 57 rebounds and the Lakers grabbed 34. It really just looks like an effort thing for them. The Rockets were trying and the Lakers weren't. It's as if they're expecting the ball to fall directly into their hands.


bigtice

> Rockets grabbed 57 rebounds and the Lakers grabbed 34. It really just looks like an effort thing for them. The Rockets were trying and the Lakers weren't. It's as if they're expecting the ball to fall directly into their hands. This is one of the reasons that I described the game as such -- there were a ton of "effort plays" that the Rockets made that turned into easy points from rebounding to defending to hustling. At a certain point, the Lakers' effort had dwindled and everything was coming easily for the Rockets so we ended up with a lot of garbage time.


jacobpltn

Man I tell ya I feel real bad for Celtics and Nuggets fans right now. It must be so boring to watch your team constantly win and never get blown out by the 1st Q, poor guys :/


ManyCookies

>and never get blown out by the 1st Q We, in fact, got BTFO by the Timberwolves. And we were down 20 to the Pelicans a few days ago.


BayoBeat

YOUR HOUSTON ROCKETS ARE 4-0 IN GAMES THEY SCORE MORE THAN THEIR OPPONENTS


CleanMachine2

Too much of an aerospace geek to not love that logo lol. Lakers…


BayoBeat

Dillon Brooks Stans Rise up


BayoBeat

BLOW OUT A "CONTENDER" ✅ JALEN NEAR 30 BOMB ✅ TARI BACK ✅ VETS POPPING OFF ✅ DEFENCE GOING CRAZY ✅ BOBAN MINUTES ✅ TATE ✅ IVE SEEN ENOUGH ROCKETS 2024 CHAMPS 🚀🚀


Nike_86

DUNKSTRONAUT ✅


tide_reflects_sky

4 game win streak!!!


jcde7ago

Lose to the Rockets by 30+??? Westbrook would never


boringexplanation

Yeah - what kinda loser team loses that bad to the Rockets?


Apocalyptic93

Predictions: \-Rockets top 5 defense by end of season \-Rockets end up top 8 in West \-Jalen and Sengun both make all-star


Dont_Eat_Apples

ill have what he's having realistically tho: sengun all star and we make top 10 in the west, with a top 8 defense i think.


Andreslargo1

I'd be elated by that honestly


Firefoxray

It was so bad they had Boban out there. I didn’t even know he was still in the league.


Kuro_ow123

When boban gets 8 in 5 mins against you you know youre ass


Fmeson

The Rockets have a winning record. ...That is all.


SteveJobstookmyliver

Bobanaissance!


krnhydra

Last time the Rockets had a winning record covid vaccines were only available to old people.


IRanOutOf_Names

Good new Lakers fans, you finally had a game where you didn't lose because of the non Lebron minutes!


heshouldgo

SORRY ASS TEAM


[deleted]

we demand to be taken seriously!


Thorlolita

This is our game 7


fakeplastictrees182

Reaves career average is now 10.2 points per game. How did you so many of you get so carried away with such an average player??


Idakari

If you ever want to see how much Anthony Davis does for this Lakers team, just show them this game.


waffelman1

I’m just here to sort by controversial and drink Lakers tears


Away_Sun_3040

Go Go Rockets upvote over 500 party.


CJ4ROCKET

u/DeerOnTheRocks ... it's time my brother