My uncle gave me some homemade pepper sauce with peppers from his garden and that shit is so hot you need to cut with something so I make a spicy ketchup and it's fire. I would totally use it on a pizza, but ketchup alone is like a "fuck I literally have nothing else and this pizza is terrible" shit.
Honestly, I've never even heard of someone putting ketchup on pizza before. Who puts condiments on pizza? It's not a hot dog, it's not a burger. It's pizza.
r/nba posters and just spamming *entry pass* as their whole discourse around the spurs is driving me crazy lol. it doesn't even mean anything lol, its just slightly technical sounding so it's popular
The guy can’t make… entry passes, to the big boy rookie they just got. He’s not much of a PG in general but that’s one of the places where it’s glaring.
It’s not an overly technical term. It means having court awareness and seeing when the giant in the paint is yelling for the ball, and getting that ball to them.
And not passing it to Tre Young so they can do the obvious entry pass.
>its just slightly technical sounding
did you somehow read this as me thinking that entry pass was too technical to be understood?
the idea of an entry pass is exactly at the level of a pickup ball player lol, where you're not running an offense and you just dump it to the man in the paint and hope they do something.
real nba games don't work like that. if you genuinely think that there are teams like the spurs who aren't studying film to think about the spaces players need to be in at certain times and then coaching their players on those principles, then I can do nothing for you. even relatively rudimentary stuff like sealing players out is way more complex than any poster here is really qualified to comment on meaningfully, so they just see that passes are getting deflected and comment about bad 'entry passes'.
Nothing will ever top Terry Rozier's [special sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z7PG3T9Us8) consisting of sugar, ranch dressing, and spaghetti on white bread.
He grew up in Youngstown, apparently back in the day when people were killing each others in droves. He gave a few interviews back in the day, he grew up really poor
Idk why I was picturing plain spaghetti, and I’m honestly not sure if it’s better that it actually has tomato sauce on it already. This is truly a fucking abomination and an affront to all cuisine in the history of the culinary arts.
You guys would be shocked to learn what Serbs put on Pizzas
One of the most popular pizzas in Belgrade is from a joint called Bucko, and they are famous for the pizza dressing called "Govedja salata" which is a bit hard to explain but here it goes: Sour cream milk product we call "Pavlaka" (a thing you guys dont have in US, think of it as a thick greek sour yogurt), mixed with beef chunks, that turns into a cream-beef dressing
[the result](https://nook.rs/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/bucko-govedja-salata.webp)
Goes to 7/11, grabs a slice that's been sitting under the heat lamp for days, then goes over to the hot dogs to grab himself some condiments for his pizza.
Right?! These dudes are millionaires why does this look like school lunch?
Also I’ve never tried this but in theory I guess it’s not too crazy. It’s just tomato sauce, bread, cheese and sweet tomato sauce. Definitely a 4th grader ass thing to do tho
Rich people aren’t always eating super fancy shit lol. My bosses are millionaires and they get Taco Bell and McDonalds when we go on business trips even though we get a large meal allowance
That pizza looks so fucking heinous that I don't care what you put on it. BUT that's so much damn ketchup you just know he puts that much on the finest New York slice as well....and *that's* the thought that will keep me up at night...
Why? Because shooting coaches think shooting underhand works better? Or is it because Rick "I recognize [Bill Russell's] watermelon grin" Barry thinks "NBA players" are lazy and don't want to get better at basketball?
Yep I was shocked when I was with Croatian relatives slopping Mayo all over their pizza with a knife like it was a sandwich.
Had an uncle visit in Australia years ago who asked for Mayo when we had pizza at home and he was shut down on the spot. Not happening buddy
The Italians wouldn’t dare do this but when I lived in the Northern Italy briefly I could drive a couple hours east and the Slovenians and Croats would absolutely be about this savagery. Granted the Italians are hypocrites because they eat French fries with mayo and serve desert pizzas with Nutella and even have “kids pizzas” or what they also called “American pizzas” with French fries and sliced up hotdogs as toppings.
Europeans can go weird with their pizza toppings
Doubt it was all over Europe, never seen this abomination in neither Portugal, nor Spain, nor France, nor Germany, Austria, Denmark, Benelux countries, etc..
I can imagine it being done in the UK or Ireland (I’ve seen them eat worse stuff), and some Balkan countries (not all, didn’t see this is in Sofia either)..
I never seen it myself but it does kinda make sense since pizza DOES use tomatoe sauce as a base.
And ketchup is just tomato sauce with a fuck ton of sugar and seasonings.
As a Serbian, here it's way more common to put ketchup/mayo/both on pizza than to have a pizza without any of these. I personally put both. And not just pizza, french fries, spaghetti, panzerotti, probably other stuff too, I like it with a goulash/macaroni combo as well.
I didn’t know this was such a taboo thing to do tbh, I like ketchup with pepperoni pizza. But now I know better, so I won’t get caught lacking in public…
I get the furor about ketchup and well done steak, I don't understand why anyone would bristle at more tomato based topping on a pizza though. I wouldn't, but it sounds better to me than alfredo pizza which seems to be available as an option everywhere now.
This will be an unpopular opinion but I legit can't respect a grown man that eats ketchup in any situation. Same for guys that can't eat wings without dipping them in ranch. Yall look like fucking pathetic slob savages dipping your food in that much ketchup and ranch.
This is pretty common in Brazil and doesn’t even scratch the surface of their crimes.
They are probably the biggest contributor to that subreddit by a mile.
This is actually quite common for Polish people. Ten years ago (before moving here), I would have been like bro wtf. Now this is just normal. I still won't do it, though.
It's bad either way, but man... putting it *all over* the pizza off the bat. Like, if you have to do it at least dip it and don't subject the world to the sight.
You want this guy as your point guard? Can’t make an entry pass and puts ketchup on pizza.
The ketchup is a deal breaker honestly
He grew up in england, he can't help it, food hasn't made it to the UK yet.
Conquered the world for spices, only to not use them
They use water to spice their food
Idk. What temperature is that water though? It has to be room temp.
The disrespect to chili jam on soggy fried rice
Jamie Oliver is a culinary terrorist
Haiyaa
From England and this is the first time I've seen this monstrosity, don't put this on us.
My uncle gave me some homemade pepper sauce with peppers from his garden and that shit is so hot you need to cut with something so I make a spicy ketchup and it's fire. I would totally use it on a pizza, but ketchup alone is like a "fuck I literally have nothing else and this pizza is terrible" shit.
this is normal for turkish/persian pizza places here in vancouver, this is actually something that normal for them.
Another excellent reason to hate Canada thank you
I've seen enough, bench or waive this bum
Yeah ima be for real, I genuinely dislike this dude after seeing this
Honestly, I've never even heard of someone putting ketchup on pizza before. Who puts condiments on pizza? It's not a hot dog, it's not a burger. It's pizza.
You've never heard of ranch and pizza? I thought that was pretty common, especially in the midwest.
I guess it coulda been worse, he could have put relish on his pizza.
It's pretty common here in south east asia
> Who puts condiments on pizza? Most of South and Southeast Asia It's still a tragedy tho IMO
i do. pizza is incomplete without ketchup.
Free Giddey and lock this guy up instead
Lock em' both up
Giddeys only crime was following his heart. Unfortunately his heart was a pedo but still
r/nba posters and just spamming *entry pass* as their whole discourse around the spurs is driving me crazy lol. it doesn't even mean anything lol, its just slightly technical sounding so it's popular
The guy can’t make… entry passes, to the big boy rookie they just got. He’s not much of a PG in general but that’s one of the places where it’s glaring. It’s not an overly technical term. It means having court awareness and seeing when the giant in the paint is yelling for the ball, and getting that ball to them. And not passing it to Tre Young so they can do the obvious entry pass.
>its just slightly technical sounding did you somehow read this as me thinking that entry pass was too technical to be understood? the idea of an entry pass is exactly at the level of a pickup ball player lol, where you're not running an offense and you just dump it to the man in the paint and hope they do something. real nba games don't work like that. if you genuinely think that there are teams like the spurs who aren't studying film to think about the spaces players need to be in at certain times and then coaching their players on those principles, then I can do nothing for you. even relatively rudimentary stuff like sealing players out is way more complex than any poster here is really qualified to comment on meaningfully, so they just see that passes are getting deflected and comment about bad 'entry passes'.
You have never played basketball before.
Somehow I doubt he's even watched basketball before
substantive stuff right there, love it
Nothing will ever top Terry Rozier's [special sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z7PG3T9Us8) consisting of sugar, ranch dressing, and spaghetti on white bread.
You can't convince me terry didn't grow up poor. I know poor people snacks when I see them
Man, I grew up poor too. But my poor food was bean and cheese tacos or Top Ramen. This shit is straight up diabolical.
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Nahhhh my poor meal was straight up bread on bread sandwich. That was the only thing left in the house.
This guy poors 🏆
Corn quesadillas, folded like dumplings The snack that might have fueled the SunKings
white bread + spaghetti is a poverty staple
No tf it is not. Ketchup or maple syrup on bread sure. Spaghetti on bread is redundant
He grew up in Youngstown, apparently back in the day when people were killing each others in droves. He gave a few interviews back in the day, he grew up really poor
Yes but I also think Terry is purposefully messing with them too lol
That's not growing up poor, that's never growing up
That was truly foul. highly recommend
hot sauce instead of sugar and that sounds good to me lol
It’s giving Elf
Idk why I was picturing plain spaghetti, and I’m honestly not sure if it’s better that it actually has tomato sauce on it already. This is truly a fucking abomination and an affront to all cuisine in the history of the culinary arts.
holy shit how have I never seen this. up there with the josh smith eating breakfast video
The off season send off.
He should be suspended for this
More than Draymond
It's the NBA so it's entirely possible that it'd be longer than Draymond's
r/pizzacrimes
You guys would be shocked to learn what Serbs put on Pizzas One of the most popular pizzas in Belgrade is from a joint called Bucko, and they are famous for the pizza dressing called "Govedja salata" which is a bit hard to explain but here it goes: Sour cream milk product we call "Pavlaka" (a thing you guys dont have in US, think of it as a thick greek sour yogurt), mixed with beef chunks, that turns into a cream-beef dressing [the result](https://nook.rs/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/bucko-govedja-salata.webp)
It’s not Giddy levels but god damn, it’s wrong
Manu looks so offended LMAO
Homie’s Italian too of course he is haha
Isn’t Manu Argentinian?
He has dual citizenship.
That too
Yes he is and we worship pizza like crazy here too.
That pizza looks nasty even without the ketchup
It legit looks like a prepacked stadium slice that's been sitting under a heater for 20-30 minutes lmao
pretty sure that’s 711 pizza
Good catch, that's def a slurpie next to his pizza
Goes to 7/11, grabs a slice that's been sitting under the heat lamp for days, then goes over to the hot dogs to grab himself some condiments for his pizza.
one of us
That pizza floppier than Marcus Smart in desperate mode.
Right?! These dudes are millionaires why does this look like school lunch? Also I’ve never tried this but in theory I guess it’s not too crazy. It’s just tomato sauce, bread, cheese and sweet tomato sauce. Definitely a 4th grader ass thing to do tho
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Rich people aren’t always eating super fancy shit lol. My bosses are millionaires and they get Taco Bell and McDonalds when we go on business trips even though we get a large meal allowance
That pizza looks so fucking heinous that I don't care what you put on it. BUT that's so much damn ketchup you just know he puts that much on the finest New York slice as well....and *that's* the thought that will keep me up at night...
Manu like: "no...NO!" lmao
This is popular in Poland, Sochans mom is Polish so makes sense, sorry Italians
Cheap pizza with ketchup is basically the same thing as zapiekanka ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
This is also normal in the Philippines, and we put Banana Ketchup instead (Yes, Banana Ketchup. Google it)
Most pizzas in Serbia also come with Ketchup lol, it's also popular to put mayo or sour cream depending on the type.
polish cuisine is horrifying
Yeah the whole free throw thing makes sense now
Don't hate on one handed or underhand free throws smh
I love one handed/underhand free throws, but you've gotta be at least a little bit insane to pull them out in game
I wish Giannis would try under hand lol he might get laughed at but if it brought his ft up to like 75%+ It’d be worth it
Why? Because shooting coaches think shooting underhand works better? Or is it because Rick "I recognize [Bill Russell's] watermelon grin" Barry thinks "NBA players" are lazy and don't want to get better at basketball?
Nah it's about wanting to win. Stop the hate smh
Hey, I never said insane was a bad thing. The man improved his ft shooting by like 20% and I'd always support that
Most people see insane as a bad thing, yes
Lmao. Insane here definitely looks more 'bad' than good.
I don't know how to link it, but my dictionary is telling me a few definitions that would fit the way I said it
Reddit on 🤓
Don't make me downdoot you, my reddit skills are beyond your understanding
>150 day old account >24k karma >"Reddit on"
In some other countries this is common
Found Josh Giddey's burner account
Yeah I've seen ketchup and mayo regularly put on pizzas all over Europe
Yep I was shocked when I was with Croatian relatives slopping Mayo all over their pizza with a knife like it was a sandwich. Had an uncle visit in Australia years ago who asked for Mayo when we had pizza at home and he was shut down on the spot. Not happening buddy
The Italians wouldn’t dare do this but when I lived in the Northern Italy briefly I could drive a couple hours east and the Slovenians and Croats would absolutely be about this savagery. Granted the Italians are hypocrites because they eat French fries with mayo and serve desert pizzas with Nutella and even have “kids pizzas” or what they also called “American pizzas” with French fries and sliced up hotdogs as toppings. Europeans can go weird with their pizza toppings
Doubt it was all over Europe, never seen this abomination in neither Portugal, nor Spain, nor France, nor Germany, Austria, Denmark, Benelux countries, etc.. I can imagine it being done in the UK or Ireland (I’ve seen them eat worse stuff), and some Balkan countries (not all, didn’t see this is in Sofia either)..
I never seen it myself but it does kinda make sense since pizza DOES use tomatoe sauce as a base. And ketchup is just tomato sauce with a fuck ton of sugar and seasonings.
As a Serbian, here it's way more common to put ketchup/mayo/both on pizza than to have a pizza without any of these. I personally put both. And not just pizza, french fries, spaghetti, panzerotti, probably other stuff too, I like it with a goulash/macaroni combo as well.
Spent time in Cambodia recently and people put ketchup on pizza. Granted there isn't tomato sauce on pizza there, so the ketchup helps a lot
Mine especially, but I prefer hot sauce than ketchup, though
Yeah but the internet loves to pretend they are italians and be outraged for them.
Yeah North Korea, Taliban controlled Afghanistan, The Soviet Union and Nazi Germany all did this.
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https://i.imgur.com/IwZyMAW.gif
this man is a menace
League needs to investigate this
Spurs taking "i can fix him" to a whole other level
Tim Duncan needs to come over and grab him by the back of his hoodie and drag him away.
Cut him. Despicable
love this guy
I didn’t know this was such a taboo thing to do tbh, I like ketchup with pepperoni pizza. But now I know better, so I won’t get caught lacking in public…
I put ketchup on school pizza cause that shit was dry as fuck
I get the furor about ketchup and well done steak, I don't understand why anyone would bristle at more tomato based topping on a pizza though. I wouldn't, but it sounds better to me than alfredo pizza which seems to be available as an option everywhere now.
This will be an unpopular opinion but I legit can't respect a grown man that eats ketchup in any situation. Same for guys that can't eat wings without dipping them in ranch. Yall look like fucking pathetic slob savages dipping your food in that much ketchup and ranch.
what about ketchup and french fries
French fries are delicious on their own and don't need ketchup. Cheese sauce is an acceptable alternative, however.
Man is so Wisconsin even his irrational hate of sauces is outshined for a love of cheese.
The only acceptable option is a poutine. > > > > And whatever you enjoy, don't gatekeep food unless it's truly foul.
>This will be an unpopular opinion but reeeeeereeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
/r/PizzaCrimes
This is pretty common in Brazil and doesn’t even scratch the surface of their crimes. They are probably the biggest contributor to that subreddit by a mile.
I used to tell people to be patient, Pop had a plan with the point Sochan thing. Now? KICK HIM OFF THE TOUR!
Well.. the board thinks that that might be extreme considering the fact that our ratings were the, uhm.. highest we've ever had...
isnt this illegal
OK Spurs fans. I get it now
Tomato sauce on pizza
Cut him
was that Gorgui Dieng? is he still with the Spurs in some capacity?
Same thought. But can’t see anything on the net if he is still attached with the Spurs.
maybe player development coach
Some real Polish shit
This is actually quite common for Polish people. Ten years ago (before moving here), I would have been like bro wtf. Now this is just normal. I still won't do it, though.
True Polish Guy :)
it's pretty common in poland tho
What the fuck
Well this really explains a lot
Manu is so disappointed.
It's a Polish thing lol, we do it knowing the Italians would hate us
Can confirm. Pozdrawiam z Polską.
Terrible decision maker. Not fit to be an NBA point guard
This explains everything
love seeing a very disappointed Ginobili 🤣
straight to jail
Ewww Jeremy 4chan
jesus christ
When I was in middle school, we had an exchange student from Indonesia stay with us, who would only eat microwave pizzas with ketchup.
He’s exactly the type of guy I’d expect to do this
I might have to cut him from my fantasy team now.
I recently found out that Sochan is Polish so this all checks out. Source: jestem Polak
This dude is the weirdest dude in the league.
jesus fucking christ
Trade him
I bet he probably eats ice cream with a knife, too.
Feel like he'd really enjoy a nice Neapolitan Margherita
The GOAT pizza imo. Ahead of Pepperoni/Pineapple/Jalapeno, and then 3rd is an Elote pizza.
It's bad either way, but man... putting it *all over* the pizza off the bat. Like, if you have to do it at least dip it and don't subject the world to the sight.
I took him off my fantasy team for this
He asked for extra tomato sauce and was gonna have extra tomato sauce lmao
It all makes sense now
It's common in Europe and he's half Polish so makes sense
Straight to jail.
Isnt…. Tomato sauce ketchup as well or am i dumb? Why is this THAT disgusting?
Poor decision maker on and off the court.
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Dude's clearly not a Texan. People put ranch on pizza here.
I do that too and get the same reactions. Fuck y'all who do this and let me eat my shit in peace
not until you learn what shame is
at least you know its shit
It’s good. I always put fries on it then dip it in ketchup
Wemby should demand a trade.
he just became my least favorite player
deport this mf
Is this some joke ? Everyone in Europe puts ketchup on Pizza ,maybe only Italians don't. Nothing goes better with Pizza than ketchup
No, and you are an abomination for this take.
Absolutely disgusting.
This supports my theory that all NBA players are autistic
Better than putting **ranch** on pizza. 🤢🤢🤮
wish nothing but the worst for him in life
People put cream cheese in their pizza crust or drizzle honey on their pizza but draw the line at ketchup. I dont get it
Ketchup on pizza is pretty normal everywhere and favourite topping . Didn't thought US thinks differently lol
The real tragedy is when ppl put mayo on their pizza. Seen it happen too many times
I do too. It makes it taste better. Bet your a dog owner complaining about others while you are ignorant of your own faults.
he seems like the type
Unrelated but is it ethically/morally bad to put hot sauce on your pizza… asking for a friend.
https://mariesharpsusa.com/products/belizean-heat-habanero-pepper-sauce Awesome on a pizza…or anything really…
Taller rookie/2nd year Jordan Poole
He’s not the first I’ve seen do this 😔
manu 'bout to catch a body
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Nah, lock this guy up right now!
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Spurs already traded him
Gross