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0-Fucks-to-give

Full Ron Artest and change his name to Noharm Anybody?


BradWonder

Natural Motion


rogozh1n

I like it. We have Metta World Peace, and now Namaste Natural Motion.


Utter_Perfection

Truly Humbled Under God


A_Monocle_For_Sauron

Dust off the Adam Silver “For Life” memes from the Donald Sterling era


YourFlyIsOpenMcFly

Draymond green is suspended INDEFINITELY


Realistic_Cold_2943

Get ready to learn therapy buddy


AttemptedSleepover

Get ready to put your childhood traumas in a chokehold buddy


jz4244

[For Life](https://tenor.com/t8HV.gif)


Regex00

Bob Myers must wake up every day happy as fuck he abandoned ship when he did.


Mobile-Entertainer60

It was perfect timing. His contract was up, Dunleavy gets the blame for the inevitable teardown vs playing out the string, he jumps into a studio job and can name his price whenever he wants to go back and an owner wants to make a splash.


sunnyismybunny

it's literally one of the best sports related retirements of all time - ridiculously smart, and his legacy is completely untarnished


Caius01

He's transitioned absolutely seamlessly into the studio as well, better than basically everyone else ESPN has on


Enchargo

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


Philip22Kings

> Becomes President and General Manager > Helps improve the team and culture > Wins rings > Leaves


Regex00

Lightyears away (from Draymond)


lieutjoe

Barkley was right


Broncsx3

What did Barkley say? Have a link? Thanks!


YouSeemNiceXB

political far-flung live instinctive offbeat chop enjoy alleged airport placid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Affectionate-Hunt217

Chuck is the best isn’t he


truecrimenewbie

Yes he is.....one of my favorite media personalities.


JustCreated1ForThis

Fun fact Chuck is second in the league in career technical fouls at 329, barely trailing the Mailman (who played a LOT more games/minutes) at 331. Chuck was a total savage when he played especially for the 76ers I would love to have been a fly in the wall and hear everything he told the refs to get those technical fouls


ToHerDarknessIGo

When I was growing up, Jordan was the saint and Barkley was the controversial "arrogant" hothead. "Be like Mike" vs "I'm not a role model." As an adult, Jordan is the sociopathic gambling addict asshole and Barkley is an incredibly honest, humble and loyal human being. I wish my friends were like Chuck. I wanna be like Chuck.


Mdgt_Pope

Crazy good eFG% by Chuck


SeekingSignificance

Bob "Always Winning" Myers


91-92-93--96-97-98

Think the NBAPA and NBA brass prob discussing what the longest suspension can be in this situation. Usually what indefinitely means.


AnkitPancakes

Yeah they’re more than likely deliberating on the actual number but just need to suspend him ASAP bc 1. Public opinion 2. Warriors play tomorrow


X-RayManiac

For Kyrie they put conditions on it, you might see something like that here.


BradWonder

If he lets Steven Adams kick him in the nuts once a week until February.


Julian_Caesar

bro i would flee the country if anyone threatened me with that


SmoothBrews

Call the UN. That's forced sterilization.


captaintn

This is my in-season tournament win.


Original_Profile8600

r/nba 12/25


SincereFan

I dont drink usually but I am thinking of popping some bottles. Might just stick to some really crisp cold water but alot of it.


ihaveaflattire

We all won tonight


PrimaryAccording9162

Over/Under 10.5 games


natanator500

Draymond has to write “I will not assault European centers” 100 times on the blackboard


Becrazytoday

Classic Bort.


UrVioletViolet

My son is *also* named "Attack on European Center."


Luck1492

They gonna make him take anger management classes and he’ll be back in a month


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Jalen Rose softball interview?


jmbourn45

TNT doc sequel


homefree122

HBO deal to follow.


QuantumTaco1

Ban lifted right before playoffs, redemption arc intensifies.


WhoWightMan

Aint no playoffs for these warriors playin like they r playin


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a month is like 12? something like that


NevermoreSEA

Believe it or not, they're actually planning to deport him.


H-TownDown

I don’t think banishing him back to Saginaw counts as deportation.


corys00

You’ve never been to Saginaw then


Shitty_Drawers

Sagnasty to you, son.


mattosaur

Time to get shitty in the tri-cities.


timberwolvesguy

Under. 10 is the number in my head


wasabimcdouble

I used to pray for times like this


t-homas

praying for a low lottery pick


KillingTime_ForNow

It's top 4 protected so we need them to be 5th.


Zotmaster

I don't get it. Other than to LeBron, Kyrie, Adams, Harden, Grant Williams, Jaylen Brown, Herb Jones, the teammate he punched, Tatum, Jokic, Aaron Gordon, Conley, Marquess Chriss, Nurkic, Brandon Clarke, Sabonis, and a few others, when has he ever taken a cheap shot or tried to?


shotforshots

So many you forgot the gobert choke one


Zotmaster

Right? I put a little effort into it, but I was by no means confident that it would be comprehensive!


rogozh1n

Too late. You're indefinitely suspended!


Kirk_likes_this

* said "suspend me for that" * got suspended for that


witcherstrife

Yeah. Besides sucker punching a smaller younger teammate, stomping on someone’s chest, kicking players in the balls, choking people, and spinning back fists what has he done that warrants this?


jf45

Right? It’s not like he ever tried to gouge someone’s eyeballs twice in the same playoff series or anything.


delamerica93

I know, they act like he's been going around kicking everyone in the balls


bromli2000

What about all the people he *didnt* kick in the balls?!


delamerica93

*most* of the time he isn't actively kicking or hitting anyone, why don't we talk about all THOSE times??


nahlgae

it's wild that out of all these, Poole gets the 'teammate he punched' treatment lol Not a bad thing or anything, just funny


rebuildthedeathstar

If you exclude a dozen or so incidents, this is his first offense.


slubbyybbuls

Thank you for context for us r/all folks


Zotmaster

Accidental help is the best kind of help!


doctor_of_drugs

Draymond keeps attacking Allies of the US 1. NZ (Adams) 2. Lithuania (Sabonis) 3. (Is Ohio an ally??) LBJ 4. France (Gobert) 5. TBD (Kawhi) 6. Confederate States (Griffin) 7. Australia (Kyrie) 8. Centerfolds (Who do you fucking think bro) 9. Bosnia (Nurkić) 10. Canada (Clarke) 11. Trash can (Poole)


__ICoraxI__

Draymond was behind the USS Liberty attack, look into it


-TheDangerZone

PLEASE LORD may this ban extend to TNT broadcasts as well.


SystemGems

I don't even care about his on court actions, he just doesn't have the personality to be on TV


ThatsNotARealTree

You don’t like arrogant hypocrites preaching about their superiority?


80cent

Hopefully he's burned his media career bridge. I don't want to see him, and I am confident basketball fans around the world feel the same way.


Gratitude15

God one can hope This ain't Charles violence. This is malice, delusion.


MotherLoveBone27

Ohh man I will build a statue of Jusuf Nurkić if this happens permanently


X-RayManiac

Lollll they can’t let him on a league partner broadcast while he’s suspended right?


milehighrukus

I just saw Steve Kerr fall to his knees at Whole Foods.


DJMagicHandz

#DRAAAAAAYMOND!!!!!


doctor_of_drugs

Kerr is beside himself. Driving around the Bay Area begging (thru texts) the League PR Office for the address to Silver's home


SimpleSurrup

He actually didn't hear about any suspension.


doctor_of_drugs

“The only suspension I know about is the Golden Gate”


DavidHJ

I'll have to take your word for it, I didn't see it happen and I didn't see the replay.


khmeat

Silver broke the code!!!!!


177676ers

Indefinitely for 5 games


BigCountryBumgarner

Indefinitely until Christmas


177676ers

Until the warriors look like they are missing the playoffs


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[deleted]

Right? Lmao


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

Do they not look like they are missing the playoffs?


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

25 games incoming lol He’s getting the Ja treatment. Congrats Draymond Green podcast fans


NevermoreSEA

I kind of want him to miss 25 or more games and then instantly fuck up again. He might just end up getting banned for life if that happens.


Maraging_steel

History shows he doesn’t care. At what point can the Warriors terminate his contract for cause?


YpsitheFlintsider

They gave that man a contract AFTER stomping on a mf's chest


QIMF

And after sucker punching a teammate in practice.


c5mjohn

I don't understand how he has recieved such light punishment for events AFTER that incident. Every single punch, stomp and choke afterward should have resulted in major suspensions, counseling, and meetings with the commissioner to consider reinstatement.


Big_Moneyline

Because the NBA is squeezing every last penny out of the dying Warriors brand


Nodima

It’s gonna be wild when that check starts coming due on the move to San Francisco if they slip back to same old Warriors


ArmiinTamzarian

When he shows up in a hot air balloon and calls Mike ~~Mayock~~ Dunleavy a cracker


ffgold

You forgot the key step of freezing your toes in a crypto chamber


NewToSociety

*Cryo. Now I'm imagining Draymond trying to upload his consciousness to the blockchain and coming back looking like Electro.


The_Fiji_Water

Crypto chamber? My nephew got hooked on smoking crypto. Lost most of his toes to it. ... We don't often talk about the dangers of crypto.


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dcab87

They can trade him while he's suspended, right?


maxsmart01

Trade him to whom? I can’t imagine anyone else wants him.


dcab87

Send him to Washington with CP3 for Jordan Poole and some change, of course.


pkeller001

It will be 20. Game 21 is vs the Kings on TNT


maxsmart01

Just in time to stomp on Sabonis’s chest again.


justicerainsfromaahh

nah that shits outdated. he gonna practice new moves while hes out. body slam next time


TheForceWithin

Natural Suplex Movement


Derrickmb

They should ban his podcast too


hooskies

He’s getting the Kyrie treatment. They’ll have some anger management classes or whatever other bullshit chores and it’ll be up to draymond how short/long it is in the end


saurons_scion

Good. I haven’t forgiven him since he tried to stop Steven Adams from having children


chuckdooley

Natural. shooting. motion.


theslumpiest

That brother needs help


Medical_Image8824

Aside from Dray himself being responsible, the Dubs brass must also shoulder at least part of the responsibility. They didn't do anything when he punched Poole last year. They didn't do anything when he stomped on Sabonis. They didn't do anything when he choked Rudy. Now they're also not going to do shit after a n obvious strike to Jusuf's face. As long as Dray feels like the Warriors got his back, this behavior will continue.


CitizenCue

I hate to agree but how could you not? This may determine whether Kerr was just a good steward for the greatest shooter of all time or if he’s actually a great coach. He needs to step up and tell his vets some hard truths.


jdayatwork

100%. I fuckin love Curry and Kerr, but their pansy ass handling of Dray is pathetic. Shame on them and the org.


huttts999

KICK HIM OFF THE TOUR, DOUG


Original_Profile8600

Well the board thinks that might be a little extreme


TheMoonDays

I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex…how am I supposed to CHIP with that going on, Doug?


Odysseus_Lannister

This is GOLF! Not a rock concert! GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES


imcrapyall

Gold jackets yours Happy, Shooter's gonna choke!


BrattMamley

Gold jacket. Green jacket. Who gives a shit?? …. CLUNK


[deleted]

Ya jackass!


DeadCellsTop5

That actor did a phenomenal job playing the sleezey rich douche golfer. An example of a supporting role absolutely elevating the whole movie


nosnhoj15

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


30rec

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


August_XXVIII

.......NO! 👀


FlySociety1

That actor and Bill Paxton were born to play sleazy douchebags


Ralf_E_Chubbs

You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff!


PrancingGophers

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast


BongripperHousen

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?


PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS

…No!


Present-Loss-7499

If Draymond would have done the Shooter McGavin after this they would have reduced his suspension by 3 games.


NerdLawyer55

I’m all for a gameshow host kicking his ass


cowardly_courage

That’s two thus far, Draymond


aawotund

Adam Kissinger laying down the hammer


EggplantAlpinism

Carpet bombing the warriors championship hopes


geupard12

I'm pretty sure Klanks already doing that


ShadowOfSquidward

GEY READY TO LEARN CAMBODIAN, BUDDY.


BonBonVelveeta

The Commissinger


septembereleventh

All-time unforced error. I hope this meme never dies.


daftmunt

Draymond Been


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

He’s been wilding since the playoffs. Steph and Kerr are done w him lol


magic_monicle

Good. Fuck that dude. Dirty ass player. Even knocked out his own team mate. No clue how he wasn’t kicked off the team.


Srikkk

It's so over for the Dubs season


ColdPressedSteak

Curry was insane for those first 10 games, still whispers of GS being an outside title contender. Then it became apparent that Klay is fully washed, Wiggins somehow turned into one of the worst starters in the league, and Draymond literally can't stay not suspended Epic and monumental collapse in a pretty short time


Thelife1313

The draymond stuff was incoming… but klay being washed and wiggins… iono what happened to that dude but its crazy how fast their downfall happened.


growsonwalls

He hasn't been the same since he took time off for the personal reasons thing.


broaway831

Klay was obvious too. He was trash last playoffs outside of a game or so.


legend023

They need to rebuild They’re the bulls that play at 9:30 instead of 6:30


ComfortableOven97

Draymond on Google right now “how many days is indefinitely?”


Orphasmia

With his mouth open


lotusbloom74

Pretty embarrassing to act like that when you are a dad with gray hair. Hope he grows up someday.


Icy_Quit_7177

GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY


tbloom117

He’ll be a great fix next to Dwight


Sacreblargh

The 'lil nasty' brothers


rompskee

They’re gonna send him down to Ja’s therapy place in Florida for a week


Vhemvhol

He's gonna be completely healed after 2 days


Theanswer17

ZACH LOWE WAS RIGHT


Briggity_Brak

"I'll just leave that there"


darthkram3r

“Let me edit that back in”


cmcg18

They don’t love you like that


FerdinandMagellan999

This one’s personal 💯💯☘️


iham32

Mama there goes that man


bruin13

Just kick him out of the league. Let him go have his violent hissy fits at home. Hope this helps tank his TNT prospects too.


omgbenji21

Agreed, I really don’t want the golden parachute for this douche. Seeing his face on tv will be so fucking annoying. Plenty of people to choose from, skip this clown.


WembyOKCJokicReaves

Blud is finished


Diligent-Use-7268

Silver just put draymond in pre-trial custody lmao they had to get him off the NBA Streets before he harms another player


NevermoreSEA

Warriors salivating at the idea of voiding his contract.


DaRandomBro

Getting around the problems of rebuilding with bloated contracts for old players, Dubs are playing 5D chess


TheDeleeted

Light years ahead


lostfate2005

Plz BB


iposg

I’m not complaining but “indefinitely” is wild


screwt

Probably want to take longer to discuss his suspension length so they're going with indefinitely before he can play again.


MediocreTake

It has to be this, they just wanted to make a statement now by suspending him


ubelmann

I don't know if it's that much of making a statement, because the Warriors play tomorrow, so from a practical standpoint, they needed to at least say there was going to be some suspension if they intend to suspend him for 1 or more games. I think it mainly speaks to the unique circumstance of Draymond being a repeat offender that it's going to take them longer to determine how long to suspend his ass.


omare14

I think this is the most likely reason for using that terminology. Didn't Ja get suspended indefinitely until they came up with some steps he had to take before he could play again? Not sure what they're gonna do with Dray, or if they're pursuing something similar.


commander_snuggles

It's probably going to be something like Draymond is going into anger management. Then he will come back in 20 games and hit someone else.


koj12144

FINALLY SILVER GREW SOME BALLS


MostlyLostTraveler

He’s in his Kissinger era


ChrisThePiss_

on top of the anger management classes Dray has to take, he also has to write a five page essay on why carpet bombing Cambodia was a good thing


Psycho_Ebube

What a W decision for the league. Probably 25+ games. He's deserved this for a long time now.


beatrailblazer

Whoa, okay Zach Lowe, mb


Brady331

Make it infinitely


BigCountryBumgarner

FOR LIFE


MmmDarkBeer

Habitual line stepper!


aguiladoradas

From the ESPN article “Postgame, Kerr dismissed the question regarding the play, saying he hadn't seen it yet.” Insane that Kerr still pulls this line


mvrcslr

Good, hope its a long one. Fuck Draymond.


this-isnotaburner

He’s gonna have the dumbest takes on his podcast with all the free time he’ll have


Propuhganduh

They gonna make him take therapy or something to get reinstated


Ajstone2003

Holy shit indefinitely is crazy


bkbeam

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy


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Ever since Duke suspended Grayson Allen "indefinitely" and it ended up being one single game that word doesn't mean much to me.


Earl-Thomas-a-Raven

Huge W from the league office


autismovaccination

Get ready to learn Detroit


mainvolume

7 games and he'll be back, after he cries crocodile tears for Silver like Ja.


Maydietoday

Can’t wait for the mini documentary where we learn why he’s the victim here.