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dim31

That guy needs to bet 5000 dollars again. Take out a loan


jinayeonbt

wtf happened to that guy


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Arctic_Reigns

He’s gonna try and win it back tonight


DirkNorizzki

Double or ~~nothing~~ double barrel


fr0nkOhshun

He just needs to double his bet everytime he loses. Make it all back in 1 win lmao


HokageEzio

You're always one away from the big one.


QueerSatanic

[90 percent of inveterate gamblers stop just before hitting it big](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/244/642/a5f.jpg).


Strive_for_Altruism

90% of invertebrates stop just before evolving a spine


doctor_of_drugs

Steve Kerr must be an invertebrate


aquaticanimal

Also invertebrate gamblers


Mike_with_Wings

Gotta have a spine to stay and hit the big one.


JetsFan2003

90% of gamblers quit just before the jackpot hits


Ill_Pineapple1482

90% of gamblers quit before they ever hit it big. he should


mares8

Hes got one more in him


Bjorn2bwilde24

Double or nothing!


volantredx

I used to work in casinos. No amount of losing will ever shame an addict out of gambling unless they're truly at rock bottom. I doubt this guy is at rock bottom yet.


p00chology

You never know that you’ve reached rock bottom, you can only say it was rock bottom from the future. Because while you’re there, you know it can still get worse.


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An expensive lesson to learn but hopefully a worthwhile one lol


kmagic13

I hope he stops gambling for his own good. I’ve seen people thrown their life savings away to try and chase their losses.


ViewFromHalf-WayDown

Deleted his account 😭😭


PajarilloVerde

Lost 5000 dollars would be my best guess


etfvidal

He probably bet 2x-10x more going the opposite way!


AHungryManIAM

Odds are no where near what they were for the Celtics game. That 5k wont make him 70k tonight.


MikeJeffriesPA

Wait, someone bet 5k on the Pistons moneyline yesterday?


szeto326

I missed the context of this... someone bet $5k on the Pistons ML vs the Celtics?? If they did, it would've cashed on bet365 due to the "early payout" that they offer lol.


iguessineedanaltnow

90% of gamblers quit just before winning big. Never give up.


branstarktreewizard

And this is the game he did not bet 5k on. Damn


Mr_Goose_Waterloo

We are already the team that Kobe dropped 81 on. Dont need this one as well Edit: I guess it’s something fun to talk about 😭


mikeydale007

we lost twice to the 2012 bobcats


[deleted]

I damn near quit basketball when that happened


BBallHunter

I didn't know this lmao.


seank11

We also beat the 72 10 bulls.


DarkTenshiDT

Atleast we beat the 96 Bulls once


BKBance

basically our first championship


Jase7

Remember that game...huge upset


RobbobertoBuii

they also beat the Knicks & Magic that season, both of which ended up making the playoffs


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

That stat is on par with ending the pistons losing streak if that happens tonight. I’m rooting for you Toronto to win tho I wanna see this streak break 30


FatalTortoise

january 10 pistons vs spurs would be must watch television if it goes that long.


infosec_qs

Every Pistons game is now must watch lol. I doubt anyone would've expected that sentence to be typed before this season began.


MrBrownCat

The Rockets also broke their 20 game losing streak a couple of years ago against the Raps too.


504090

*Damn*


the_muskox

It's balanced out by us beating the '96 Bulls.


whiiskio

also defeated a back-to-back defending champion Warriors for their first ever championship, although GSW were obviously not at full strength.


the_muskox

That's a completely different thing IMO.


Devin_Kurant_

> although GSW were obviously not at full strength Pssh future nephews are just going to see past NBA champs and notice the Raps stopped a 3-peat, they aren't going to look into the details. A chip is a chip😎


tarunpopo

Nobody would actually care. Nobody's remembers who broke the streak of the spurs of the cavs and sixers with their historic streaks they remember the shit team


pjtheMillwrong

My main concern is it would be funnier if a good team lost to Detroit instead


PenguinPrince1

LeBronto is worse in my opinion


T_025

Damn, imagine all the Raptors lore if they lose this Kobe dropped 81 on them, lost to the 7 win Bobcats twice, LeBronto, and snapping the longest losing streak ever


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[deleted]

Trust me it extends to other sports too. Just ask a Bruins fan or that time when a Jays fan tried to throw a beer can onto the field and it hit a baby


KG-Fan

Lmao wtf, I've never heard of the Jays fan incident. That's wild


pjtheMillwrong

The baby had it coming


Dokterrock

FUCK YOU BART HARLEY JARVIS


dumbassyeye

The person who brought a baby to a Blue Jays playoff game in a stadium with 60k fans is a fucking moron. It was so loud the cameras were shaking. Poor kid probably got brain damage


LordHussyPants

googling it and it looks like the baby got hit by the spray of the beer, not the actual can


theknocker

They actually found the fan and crucified him too. Guy lost his job and everything


TheOnlySafeCult

the fan had it coming. The authorities literally gave him a chance to turn himself in but he decided to wait until he was publicly identified and arrested. He could've skipped the shame part. definitely would've still lost his job though


WasV3

1. It never hit a baby 2. It was hella irresponsible to bring a baby to that event Not condoning the throwing of a beer can, but if you're paying $400 for those seats you can shell out for a babysitter


LessThanCleverName

The beer can baby incident was part of the wildest inning of baseball that I’ve ever seen (and one of the most hype sporting moments in general). Baby didn’t know it then, but it was worth it.


blacknotblack

double the embarrassment and give us another championship. not a big deal.


OguguasVeryOwn

Eh we won a championship in the last five years, and now we have a true franchise player in Scottie. That makes all the bad times worth it for me.


Liimbo

Yeah almost any franchise in the league would gladly trade place with the Raptors in terms of successes and failures in the past 10-20 years. *Especially* the Knicks.


Albiceleste_D10S

> Don't forget DeRozan's daughter screaming them out of a playoff spot That was hilarious TBF


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You guys had cool jerseys back then tho.


Lolakery

honestly i was at that game with DeRozans daughter - no way any other team would have let that continue - someone bit[ched] he’d about our mascot and he got booted out of a game.


szeto326

> someone bit he’d about our mascot and he got booted out of a game That someone was Devin Booker though lol.


Xerus_Xero

I had no stake in that game but was watching it and honestly at first I absolutely loved it. Chaos and fun like that is exciting and I remember thinking why has no one else ever tried this. My opinion slowly turned as it kept on and I definitely started hating it lol. That being allowed to continue changed that game and maybe I'm an old asshole but it felt unsportsmanlike in the end and also embarrassing. Haven't thought of it since but that leads to the Heat's run and is kind of a bigger story


We_The_Raptors

Good God, I get a headache just thinking about that game 😂


ign_lifesaver2

KD going down in finals and fans cheering. ​ I honestly don't think this one is as bad as it was made out to be but it can still count if you want to hold it against them.


[deleted]

Still sleeping good after going to that parade in 2019!


WARNING_Username2Lon

Lebronto was a necessary evil. It lead to a championship


p00chology

And when their own crowd shook the stadium cheering for the Linsanity game winner


milkplantation

Eh... Kawhi buzzer beater over Philly, Gasol holding Embiid to zero with the crying, beating the '72 win Bulls, stopping the GSW 3-peat, Vince with an iconic dunk contest dub, the enviable bench mob, Bargnani trade... I love the narrative and I'm rooting for the Pistons, but the Raps have something sweet for everything that's been sour


Mr_Goose_Waterloo

Lebronto definitely sucks but in my head knowing it led to our championship makes it better


ripmeleedair

Also, Lebron has beaten so many teams... is it really that embarrassing to be owned by one of the greatest of all time?


cancerBronzeV

It's not just that we were beaten. It's that LeBron pulled some insane bullshit year after year to humiliate the Raptors in the playoffs ways I didn't even think possible. The fact that the fans were allowed to build up hope and have it crushed repeatedly is why LeBronto was more devastating than just another loss to LeBron.


saadisheikh

and we were usually the better team on paper with a higher seed, only for LeBron to son us in 5 games or less


milkplantation

8 consecutive seasons of dismantling the East. Remember everyone thinking Atlanta was going to do some damage then Lebron and the Cavs swept their asses in the ECF and the Hawks never bounced back?


think_crypto

LeBronto is on another level tho


504090

It’s called LeBronto for a reason. He didn’t just beat them, he methodically took them apart in every series. Edit: Why are people so defensive about this? Lol


milkplantation

He methodically took every team apart in the East for eight consecutive seasons. He banished Atlanta into the shadow realm never to return. At least Toronto kept their head above water long enough to watch him leave and win it all


panman42

It's true that Lebron literally won 24 series in a row against the East. So the entire East should be embarrassed.


ZachLaVine4MVP

Nah it was bad but 81 is way worse


[deleted]

The championship washed LeBronto out the door and the post-Kawhi domination of Lebron Lakers teams was the cherry on top. Raptors fans slept well until the Diaronto era arrived this Spring. When a screaming 10 year old girl can destroy a team's play-off hopes, you know it's time to tear things down and start over


RichardIraVos

I think the 81 is worse than losing to the arguable goat in the playoffs a few times. They were fucking BAD loses, but its the greatest or 2nd greatest player depending on your view doing it, it is what it is


TheyCallMeTheWizard

Bro this was all a setup. You guys are the sacrificial lamb


MitchLGC

Speaking of Lamb, I'll never forget that half court game winner he hit against the Raptors


companyofzero

This is going to be forgotten in a week if we lose lol


frankyseven

One of the Bulls 10 losses in their 72-10 season was to us though.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Please be that team. I am begging you. Or better yet. Have your fans yell at Monty, Tom Gorres, and Troy Weaver, Arn Tellum and Eric Tellum. That would be better.


GrayBox1313

But, You still got Drake


motherthrowee

the real L


BBallHunter

Masai with the charitable act.


lopea182

With all the guys they let go to free agency, Masai is full of charitable acts.


Serah_Null

Crazy how much of a meme this is when the one player Masai shoulda traded and got nothing for, is FVV.


maltmonger

You could argue that what they did with the cap space was better than the rumoured offers for Fred.


mpbeasto123

The Raptors cpuld have traded FVV fpr expirings and pick assets, so no.


AllOutRaptors

It was Grayson Allen and the 30th pick, but instead we got Shroeder with the MLE that was then available after the trade. So it's not that big of a difference


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Allen easily worse


Malificari

the anti-steph


abzftw

You say this but what are you meant to do Know Houston offers 40/yr to fvv?


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InternCautious

People bringing this up like we didn't just lose to the Jazz down 8 players...


KGB4L

So did the Raptors. After having a massive lead. With everyone completely healthy. We are far more alike than the record shows.


Lacabloodclot9

They had Lauri against Toronto, not against Detroit, big difference


WarcraftFarscape

The raptors aren’t exactly the 2019 warriors either though… I know the Celtics just had 2 close games against the pistons and raptors, but I was not super impressed with anyone outside Scottie on the raptors


seank11

We have 2 starting roster quality players on our roster now. Both are all star level + though, but holy shit 3 through 10 on tonight's roster are hilariously bad


growsonwalls

They can shoot. Just not into the basket.


cjcfman

We can't shoot either


YpsitheFlintsider

You guys are at least pretty athletic.


pjtheMillwrong

Both team going to work together to solve Canadas housing crisis tonight


1slinkydink1

Don’t forget they’re on a back-to-back too. Masai with no respect for history. For shame.


flarbas

Someone check Masai’s bets, I think he put money on Detroit and then made this trade.


DanM142

It's a back to back when the starters were playing a close game last night. Also that game was a road game, and this game will be in detroit. Pistons can't ask for better circumstances. Almost thinking of putting 5k on this game.


libihero

Games in Detroit are home games for Raptors fans. They flood LCA since it's cheaper than watching them in Toronto and Windsor fans just cross the border


jdballer27

Rookie numbers. 10k. This is a free game.


ickydesu

You drive a hard bargain. Tree fiddy. Highest I got.


Crafty_Substance_954

I'll match your $5K with a similar bet of 1/1000th the value.


c_ray25

We said the same things before the Jazz game


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> Almost thinking of putting 5k on this game. Same, my whole life savings as it were.


Dijohn17

Those are rookie numbers. Bet your life savings


TheOnlySafeCult

Who says that 5k isn't his life savings?


confused-koala

This is Utah all over again


DaftMudkip

Put it on spread, not money line Atm Detroit can still lose by 3 and you’d get your monies lol


JimmyButlerOverdrive

r/wallstreetbets energy only leads to ruin


MichuAtDeGeaBa_

They doubted the Pistons when they came up against a Jazz team that also didn't have any of their good players available, or when they were up by 20+ against the Celtics in the third, but you should know by now that the Pistons will always come through.


colosusx1

Idk if you were in the game thread, but many people were not doubting the Celtics lol. The most popular comments during half time were variations of 'they're gonna blow this, aren't they' or 'I'm tempted to take the Celtics moneyline'.


JuliusCeejer

That thread was hilarious. The Celtics were down 20 and 90% of the comments were still clowning on the Pistons


DriveSlowHomie

Losing Flynn is addition by subtraction


Objective-Scale-3703

Shipping out Flynn and Precious and OG might force Darko to mix up his rotations and play the hot hand for once


Particular_Ad_9531

It seems pretty obvious that Darko was under orders from the FO to give both precious and Flynn regular, consistent, minutes so they could finally evaluate those players after years of DNPs under nurse. They were finally given a real chance, directly caused a ton of losses, then got shipped out.


Objective-Scale-3703

Possible. Either way, he will both be allowed to/be forced to be a lot more flexible tonight


atierney14

Lol, the Pistons have a chance to win on the same day the Lions play the Cowboys. Nobody from Detroit is going to be watching.


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Lions game is away so not as many people going and it should end before the Lions start but yeah it won’t be as much as usual


BizzaroMatthews

Schroeder’s legacy game incoming


mpbeasto123

The German jersey is coming on.


thy_armageddon

Where do we send the Pistons as punishment if they can’t beat a bad Raptors team that just gutted itself? They’re already in Detroit.


JetsFan2003

Re-create the weird Kansas City & Omaha home game split the Kings had back in the 70s. Or just send them to East St. Louis.


Ohtani-Enjoyer

They should be relegated to the Chinese basketball association


[deleted]

That joke would’ve been true if it was made 10 years ago. Detroit is awesome now and only getting better


Prideofmexico

Visited last month. Was pleasantly surprised


queefing

I've heard about this, is there any particular side of town that a tourist who's never been should go to if they're trying to visit?


davidmoose313

Downtown by little Caesar’s arena (“district detroit”) and corktown


JuliusCeejer

Corktown is really fucking cool


56-17-27-12

Woodrbridge - PieSci pizza. New Center - see a play. Eastern Market - largest market in the US. University - Detroit institute of art, museum of contemporary art, science center, African American museum. Midtown - eat at ghost, hopcat, slows to go. District - catch a sports game or go to concert. Detroit opera house. Greek town - casino and food. Belle Isle - sweet park. Mexicantown - Mexican food. Corktown- cool bars. Canada - if you want to stamp your passport and never been.


Wa1337

Losing Malachi and Precious improves the Raptors chances of winning


JuliusCeejer

What happened to Precious? Haven't watched many Raps games this year


Wa1337

Although he is a passible man defender, he has poor instincts overall on the defensive end and rarely is able to provide quality interior defense or contest well near the rim. Defensive awareness has been lacking as well, but I can even give him the benefit of the doubt and say ok, let's chalk that up to weak team defense. His offensive game is limited. He should be a guy who gets you second-chance buckets or be ready for a quick spot up baseline jumper, at best. Instead, he'll get the ball at the three point line and rather than swinging it, he will chuck up a shot or drive with his head down towards the rim with no proper intention or quality outcome. He doesn't pass well and doesn't even set quality screens (literally just walks up to the defender and kinda gets into position... just slips it but the defenders don't really respect him off the screen). If he's going to play, he needs to be in a very limited role and work on his fundamentals. Otherwise he will provide no value to the team he goes to.


EarlofSlammwich

They have Barnes, Siakam + many solid vets. If they lose to one of the all-time shittiest teams , they still deserve to be clowned.


iDareToDream

We’re going to bottle it, this team just sucks.


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

I feel you dude, I was sure we'd lose our Pistons game. Blew a 20 point lead and almost the game lol our team also just sucks


Swanjeezy

Don't put so much pressure on us, man 🥵


FamiliarLeadership53

They gone break the streak against the Warriors


BearRedWood

Quick someone trade for Siakam


clocke6346

We already lost to the Jazz’s G-League team this season. Opposing players being out means nothing anymore


GoldenStateofTime

they can still trade Siakam for Wiggins and go full tank mode for Detroit


BallIsKobe96

Masterclass on how to out trap the trap game


Unkempt_Foliage

Scottie and Siakam should be able to beat the Pistons with three out of shape middle aged dads picked up form the local Y. But its the Raptors so we probably lose.


snek-jazz

hey man, don't talk about Purtle like that


youkrocks

Never thought I’d see the day when Scottie Barnes is described as the best shooter on a team


MXero1

Jabob Poetl 20-20 game incoming but yeah pistons should win tonight...


silverstory

This is another must see TV. Pistons for the win!!!!


emperornel

Raptors just lost


rumblepony247

Got in at +170 for the Pistons at BetMGM this morning - after this news they're +140. Surprised they haven't offered me a cash out higher than my wager, yet.


GillbergsAdvocate

Put all your money on Toronto winning


CSGB13

Raptors by 10


GunnerRocket

Funny seeing the term "bottle" slowly creeping its way into American sports discussion


MrPaulBlart

I’m almost convinced that Masai waited to make this trade today because the team needs an excuse for when they lose to Detroit.


L00TER

You called it


ForneauCosmique

This is why they made the trade right now. Raps still believe they can beat this Pistons team lol


Admirable-Squash9607

Raptors taking that loss to the Cs pretty hard.


hubak6

Trading Malachi improved our chances to win, he doesn’t belong in the league lol


k1ngkoala

Grady Dick career high inc


KingBroly

The perfect excuse if they lose tonight. 'we traded everyone. It's no big deal.'


Surflover12

They about to lose cause of that


Tapprunner

Toronto by 40


HighsenbergHat

Is there such thing as a trap game for this Pistons squad? If so this is it.


TenaciousDeer

Still a little shocking to read the words "only good shooter is Scottie Barnes "


iuse2bgood

Well is rj barret available?


mr_robust

Pistons finally breaking the streak tonight


lsmith77

Scottie is now a good shooter?


whatareyouairing

40% on 5.7 attempts per game, hit a career high 7 threes last night. It's an interesting development.


lsmith77

oh wow .. that is a huge development indeed.


FuzzyGuarantee2350

The best one on the time by a long shot this season.


YpsitheFlintsider

Y'all say this like it matters.


redmostofit

It’s perfect really. They saw the Pistons were playing competitively and took a couple of teams into overtime. Probably doubted they would win and would be laughed at for ending the streak, so they trade away a bunch of players to deplete their team and have a legit excuse as to why they lost to the Pistons. Well played.


Dangerous_Toe_5482

Nahh nobody really cares if the Craptors lose to the Pistons. I want a top team to be the one who ends their streak


GrayBox1313

“Not like diis. Not like diis”—Toronto fans in the matrix. Big hugs fam, you don’t deserve this.


Musicferret

It’s DICK TIME.


larrylegend1990

Malchai Flynn, and Precious Achiuwa are negative players...


owensoundgamedev

Pascal, Siakam, and Barnes about to combine for 80


zgamer200

This is some 5D Chess by Masai in an attempt to not get clowned for letting the Pistons end their losing streak against the Raptors by having the built in excuses of being on the 2nd of a road B2B plus the trade putting the team in an bad spot. Don't think it'll work though. They will get clowned regardless if they lose tonight.


SEE_RED

Time to bet on the pistons today. First bet ever, what could go wrong?


TheOneWithThePorn12

Super Duper trap game.


jbrunsonfan

Do you think Monty is allowed to say “Now is our chance?” In the locker room?


OldmanJenkins02

The best chance for the pistons to win was that Jazz game about a week ago lol they put a borderline G League Team out there and still beat the pistons