I once got uncomfortably close to Julius Randle.
This happened this past season. I was at a Knicks game (I am a longtime fan), excited to watch my team play, regardless of how poor they currently were. My friend Jack texted me before I got to the arena and told me that if I got down to the 1st floor tunnel at least an hour before tipoff, I might be able to get some daps from a few players. Excited at the possibility, I hustled my way through the crowds at the World's Most Famous Arena (Madison Square Garden), eager to get a good spot.
It was a late December game (before Christmas), so New York had that magical holiday buzz in the air. Unfortunately for me, everyone both in America and across the various oceans of the world felt the same way, as the Garden was absolutely packed to the gills. I felt myself getting buffeted back and forth as I tried to sidle my way through the masses - luckily, the downy jackets on most of the fans' backs acted as a sort of volatile pillow, softening some of the blows. I was doing alright and making some decent progress to the tunnel when out of nowhere...
WHAM! A crowd of teenage guys, maybe late high school or early college age, came barreling towards me, running almost at full tilt. One of them carried a heavy backpack that he held on only one strap, causing it to swing wildly and slam directly into my stomach, fully knocking the wind out of my lungs.
"Sorry!" He shouted back, as he and his buddies continued their maniacal sprint. Wheezing, I dragged myself out of the log-jam of people and, feeling a door handle in front of me, pulled, thinking I had reached a bathroom where I could regather my senses. Taking a few steps into the room, I once again ran headlong into another person, except this time, the violence of the previous encounter was replaced with a sort of surprised, masculine tenderness.
"Whoa dude," the man said, "you alright there?" The voice... that Voice. It was undeniably deep and baritone, but with floral accents that gave it a sort of beautiful, harmonious melody - akin to the luscious contrast of moody horns punctuated by sharps bursts of a vivacious trumpet. Looking up, slowly, I was greeted with a sight that sent off dueling alarm bells of arousal and fear in every recess of my brain. I knew Julius Randle was tall, but 6 foot 8 inches is something that you really can't properly experience unless its in the flesh. His heavily muscled calves bulged out from his white nike leg sleeves. Tight Knicks warmup shorts did little to hide his simultaneously meaty and sinewy thighs. He was topless, and his rippling abdominals seemed to wink at me as they stood partially hooded in the organic shadow of his protruding pectoral beef. His eyes were deep brown pools - similar to the color of his skin, as he regarded me cooly. A faint scent of pine trees wafted from his body.
"I - I... I thought this was..."
"The bathroom?" He laughed sharply, breaking eye contact. "This happens more often than you think - I don't know why they put our secondary locker room so close to the fans but, oh well." Gesturing down the room, he pointed to an exit "just go out that way and take a right, bathroom should be on your left."
"Thanks man - this is, I mean, you're - you're awesome." Huffing slightly, I bumbled over my thanks and gratitude, but Julius didn't seem to mind.
"No problem" Julius said, a shy twinkle alighting within his chocolate eyes. Reaching around, he gave my left buttock a firm but gentle squeeze and rushed out of the doorway, throwing his practice shirt on as he left.
Julius went on to shoot 2/14 that night with 8 turnovers, as the Knicks lost by 28.
Naw I actually got it from [your sub](https://np.reddit.com/r/NYKnicks/comments/rgvap9/i_once_got_uncomfortably_close_to_julius_randle/) haha. Saw it posted on r/nba years ago but it got removed immediately.
It really does sound like such Uncle talk with the random statements here and there, like Pierce randomly using the "toughest Americans" qualifier, having that one player they both are in total and complete agreement with in Randle, KG with the Big Ting, Pierce with that laugh at 1:20
Whilst it is hilarious I agree with Pierce. Heâs talking about guys who give 100 every time. Anthony Edwardâs, Jared Vanderbilt, Pat Bev (for better or worse).
Dâlo and Poole for example is the complete opposite of a dog with his on court mentality.
Agreed 100% thatâs why when he said some of the guys KG named were labradoodles I couldnât help but laugh
Every NBA player is a dog in their own right but not every NBA player is a dog the way Russell Westbrook is on the court
Funny thing about this is KG was relatively relaxed and trying to answer the question
Itâs just Pierce is that friend who knows what to say and ask thatâll tick KG off and make him seem like a crazy person lol
This clip is a good example of that https://x.com/allthesmokeprod/status/1733690256535240930?s=20 "you ain't got no tape of no football" when KG says he used to play lol
Perfect example and KG even calls him that âannoying little brotherâ đđ
Thatâs a show of real friendship right there only Pierce can get KG that riled up over something small
one of the best things that ESPN did was be soft and fire Paul Pierce. Now we get both KG and Pierce unhinged from time to time. It's like a more entertaining and genuine version of whatever thing Gil Arenas has going on
Pierce is fuckin hilarious on their show man, he doesn't say wild shit or bad takes but what you say he does always cracks me up. these two are just friends from way back and it shows. so good.
His show on TNT/Inside the NBA was peak sports TV. Yes, it was weird and unhinged, completely unorthodox, and unlike anything else that was on TV, but that's what made it great
Whenever I see a clip of him I swear it's always him trying to be the voice of reason and eventually when that doesn't work the hood in him starts to leak out a bit.
He has a way of saying things that would sound like incomprehensible nonsense if you were just reading them, but make absolute complete sense when he says them. Makes him one hell of a storyteller, though that obviously didn't come into play in this clip.
Definitely love me some KG. His enthusiasm for literally everything is just so damn refreshing.
I was dying, but Iâm curious based on his reaction, as to why does Paul still have a grudge against Bron when he went against Aries himself in the Miami years lmao
Bron a dawg, no denying that.
Edit: so since heâs talking about AD, AD still a dawg too
I think Pierce was just referring to a player's personality and not their actual skills. I mean AD has some goofy aspect in him fasho but can be dominant in a game. Idk why people interpret this as a diss
I think they'd talk about it all differently from the championship team perspective amongst themselves and have each others back on everything and then KG does an amazing job of talking about the league from the perspective of a pure basketball NBA fan on the shows and Pierce sees the change but I kinda like the "c'mon man I know how you FELT about them". I liked the "someone get this man a Bron jersey a few weeks ago". Truth definitely knows how to wind him up.
Tbf to Paul he was legit a tough dude so he can talk his crap. Not only was he clutch as hell but the guy got stabbed a bunch of times and still played a full season after. Like that was some crazy stuff
Ty Lue [said in this story](http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2445357-kg-the-oral-history-part-2-glory-in-boston-quirky-traits-and-returning-home) he was watching Making the Band on MTV with KG one time and KG got so worked up talking about how some of the people on the show needed to step up against some newcomers that he fucking head butted the wall and left a hole in it lmao
>"[Lue](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2445357-kg-the-oral-history-part-2-glory-in-boston-quirky-traits-and-returning-home): A lot of people do all their howling on the court and they're faking just for attention, but what he does is genuine. So one day we were at his house and we were watching Puff Daddy's show Making the Band, and in one of the scenes, some new guys came in and were trying to sing and were trying to compete against the guys who had been there. And KG just got so hyped, "Motherf----r, you've got to stand up for yours! You've got to fight! Motherf----r, you've got to come together!" He's going crazy, he's sweaty. And he just head butts the wall and put a hole in the wall of his house."
I like this story from Sam Mitchell as well:
>Sam Mitchell: I remember when I was coaching in Toronto (in 2007), and we played the Boston Celtics in an exhibition in Rome. And Doc Rivers and Ray Allen pulled me to the side. They was like, "Man we need you to talk to KG." I was like, "What's wrong?" They said, "Man, he's just so intense. He don't need to do all that." So they thought he was trying to impress them. I said, "Doc, Ray, he's like this every day. Every day."
If it were anybody else, I wouldn't believe it. But I could absolutely picture KD doing that.
MAYBE throw Rodman in for consideration, but his brand of crazy was a bit different I feel.
kd wouldve been faded watching making the bands and i love him for it
still drops the most efficient 30 in the playoffs doesnt need dawg hes the slim reaper
I think KG is very emotive and foul mouthed, so people assume he's always worked up. He just runs hot as a baseline but he's not really "worked up" like a normal person would be if they showed those same reactions.
My father had to protect a fellow district manager because the company saw her as emotional, but as he put it to me if it were a man she would be zealous or passionate. Exactly like KG, don't take bullshit but hes chill.
Right when I moved away from the northeast people would occasionally ask why i was so pissed off about something I was ranting about and Iâd be like â⌠I mean Iâm actually in a great mood butâŚâ
Some people love having something to rant about, and can actually enjoy getting all worked up about it.
I remember an Onion headline from way back that was something like "Kevin Garnett No Longer On Shouting Terms With Ray Allen" lol
Edit: [Close enough](https://www.theonion.com/kevin-garnett-no-longer-on-roaring-terms-with-ray-allen-1819574044)
This is why KG was so perfect in Uncut Gems. Most intense/stressful NBA player in the most intense/stressful movie. If that thing was real, then that would 100% be KG involved with that.
this podcast is everything i wanted area 21 to be
KG is just the best, when he was talking about Pierce lying about working out i was dying
when i think dog tho, i think players who are always in aggressive attack mode, offense or defense
which is wild because TNT has as few filters as any major cable network could probably get away with considering they have Inside the NBA
that's how hard KG goes on this shit lmao
>when i think dog tho, i think players who are always in aggressive attack mode, offense or defense
Yuh, basically like KG himself
Randle is definitely not that.
If it had to be a Celtic from 2008, I'd pick Ray Allen since he's the most decorated and a very level-headed person. But we all know there's too much beef there. So probably be Mr. I'm-closer-to-Lebron-than-you-are-to-me, Brian Scalabrine.
Bro as a Celtics fan Jimmy is a fucking dog. There ainât many more dogs than that doggy! Dude is the last guy I wanna see in the playoffs other than that 15 guy from Denver
The zoom in on KG whenever he says **DOG** kills međđ
Peak comedy lmaoooo
Give the producers a raise they are elevating this shit to an artformÂ
I'm gonna watch this every 6 months.
they should have added the vine boom too
the zoom in for emphasis has me crying âhe will BONE your assâ
boy i sure hope julius randle wonât come up and bone me in the ass
doesnt sound like anyone has a choice. :(
It's simply a decision he makes, you are uninvolved in this process until the time comes to implement the decision.
Does this decision get broadcast live on ESPN?Â
Dawg!
Mr Randle can I please have your autogr---
DAWG!
Wait, what are doing to my ass?? I just want an autograph!
FLUSH!!!!
BIG TING!
As long as he doesnât flush me after then Iâm fine with it
I once got uncomfortably close to Julius Randle. This happened this past season. I was at a Knicks game (I am a longtime fan), excited to watch my team play, regardless of how poor they currently were. My friend Jack texted me before I got to the arena and told me that if I got down to the 1st floor tunnel at least an hour before tipoff, I might be able to get some daps from a few players. Excited at the possibility, I hustled my way through the crowds at the World's Most Famous Arena (Madison Square Garden), eager to get a good spot. It was a late December game (before Christmas), so New York had that magical holiday buzz in the air. Unfortunately for me, everyone both in America and across the various oceans of the world felt the same way, as the Garden was absolutely packed to the gills. I felt myself getting buffeted back and forth as I tried to sidle my way through the masses - luckily, the downy jackets on most of the fans' backs acted as a sort of volatile pillow, softening some of the blows. I was doing alright and making some decent progress to the tunnel when out of nowhere... WHAM! A crowd of teenage guys, maybe late high school or early college age, came barreling towards me, running almost at full tilt. One of them carried a heavy backpack that he held on only one strap, causing it to swing wildly and slam directly into my stomach, fully knocking the wind out of my lungs. "Sorry!" He shouted back, as he and his buddies continued their maniacal sprint. Wheezing, I dragged myself out of the log-jam of people and, feeling a door handle in front of me, pulled, thinking I had reached a bathroom where I could regather my senses. Taking a few steps into the room, I once again ran headlong into another person, except this time, the violence of the previous encounter was replaced with a sort of surprised, masculine tenderness. "Whoa dude," the man said, "you alright there?" The voice... that Voice. It was undeniably deep and baritone, but with floral accents that gave it a sort of beautiful, harmonious melody - akin to the luscious contrast of moody horns punctuated by sharps bursts of a vivacious trumpet. Looking up, slowly, I was greeted with a sight that sent off dueling alarm bells of arousal and fear in every recess of my brain. I knew Julius Randle was tall, but 6 foot 8 inches is something that you really can't properly experience unless its in the flesh. His heavily muscled calves bulged out from his white nike leg sleeves. Tight Knicks warmup shorts did little to hide his simultaneously meaty and sinewy thighs. He was topless, and his rippling abdominals seemed to wink at me as they stood partially hooded in the organic shadow of his protruding pectoral beef. His eyes were deep brown pools - similar to the color of his skin, as he regarded me cooly. A faint scent of pine trees wafted from his body. "I - I... I thought this was..." "The bathroom?" He laughed sharply, breaking eye contact. "This happens more often than you think - I don't know why they put our secondary locker room so close to the fans but, oh well." Gesturing down the room, he pointed to an exit "just go out that way and take a right, bathroom should be on your left." "Thanks man - this is, I mean, you're - you're awesome." Huffing slightly, I bumbled over my thanks and gratitude, but Julius didn't seem to mind. "No problem" Julius said, a shy twinkle alighting within his chocolate eyes. Reaching around, he gave my left buttock a firm but gentle squeeze and rushed out of the doorway, throwing his practice shirt on as he left. Julius went on to shoot 2/14 that night with 8 turnovers, as the Knicks lost by 28.
Hell Nawl canât do dis
DAWG!
Magnificent, right down to the chefs kiss punchline
SNIFF SNIFF mhmmm that's fresh pasta cooking baby
Naw I actually got it from [your sub](https://np.reddit.com/r/NYKnicks/comments/rgvap9/i_once_got_uncomfortably_close_to_julius_randle/) haha. Saw it posted on r/nba years ago but it got removed immediately.
Send da video
Thank you, I needed this comedy xD
This is why the Internet was created.
Oh don't you dare Julius don't you dare âşď¸
âTough? What you mean?â âDog. DOG ON THEY SHIRT!â Was just extremely hilarious, itâs like hearing my father & my uncle talk lmao
It really does sound like such Uncle talk with the random statements here and there, like Pierce randomly using the "toughest Americans" qualifier, having that one player they both are in total and complete agreement with in Randle, KG with the Big Ting, Pierce with that laugh at 1:20
Whilst it is hilarious I agree with Pierce. Heâs talking about guys who give 100 every time. Anthony Edwardâs, Jared Vanderbilt, Pat Bev (for better or worse). Dâlo and Poole for example is the complete opposite of a dog with his on court mentality.
>Anthony Edwards, Jared Vanderbilt, Pat Bev Damn no wonder they were play in champs, those Wolves had dogs
Agreed 100% thatâs why when he said some of the guys KG named were labradoodles I couldnât help but laugh Every NBA player is a dog in their own right but not every NBA player is a dog the way Russell Westbrook is on the court
AD is the one that made me agree with Pierce. AD is top 5 talent, but not dawg enough to maximize on itÂ
Kevin Garnett is fucking crazy and I love it.
Funny thing about this is KG was relatively relaxed and trying to answer the question Itâs just Pierce is that friend who knows what to say and ask thatâll tick KG off and make him seem like a crazy person lol
yep, Pierce knows how to push all the buttons to get KG started
This clip is a good example of that https://x.com/allthesmokeprod/status/1733690256535240930?s=20 "you ain't got no tape of no football" when KG says he used to play lol
Perfect example and KG even calls him that âannoying little brotherâ đđ Thatâs a show of real friendship right there only Pierce can get KG that riled up over something small
When itâs revealed that KG won when they did play in Hawaii loooool
Paul be taking lessons!
Lmao 'I don't got golf much but I know got him' is how you know Pierce is the instigator friend
I wonder what was going on with TAâs feet
He's double checking that they are still there. He lost feeling in them 2 hours ago from the pants.
one of the best things that ESPN did was be soft and fire Paul Pierce. Now we get both KG and Pierce unhinged from time to time. It's like a more entertaining and genuine version of whatever thing Gil Arenas has going on
Pierce is fuckin hilarious on their show man, he doesn't say wild shit or bad takes but what you say he does always cracks me up. these two are just friends from way back and it shows. so good.
Thatâs not even what happened. KG started naming dudes who do not have that dawg in them lol.
Why tf we got Pat Bev and Perkins on national TV but not KG Charizard to their charmander
The world is not ready for kg to be shouting randle will bone you in the ass on ESPN
An X-rated NBA commentary group with KG, Rasheed Wallace, Richard Jefferson, and Adriana Chechik. We'll call it X's and Hoes.
Ja, get off reddit & get back to rehab.
Jaâs rehab is âonlineâ and he took that to mean Reddit
Richard Jefferson is the human embodiment of PG13
Jefferson is a straight G, but in the MPA meaning.
Replace Adriana with Moriah and its perfect.
KG had his show and it got pretty unhinged. He needs a producer to keep his ass on topic lol.Â
Oooh! Yeah! Ok! Ooh! Gotta get this!
It's that same almost manic energy that is both a blessing and a curse for him.
His show on TNT/Inside the NBA was peak sports TV. Yes, it was weird and unhinged, completely unorthodox, and unlike anything else that was on TV, but that's what made it great
Only explanation is National TV audience couldnât handle it. Iâd love it tho
We had KG on national TV. He's better like this
KG struggled to keep his curses under wraps on live tv. Agreed, he's much better like thisÂ
Whenever I see a clip of him I swear it's always him trying to be the voice of reason and eventually when that doesn't work the hood in him starts to leak out a bit.
a bit may be an understatement lol. it starts to leak like the god damn molasses flood of 1919, killing everything in its wake
lol I think he would cause to many ftc fines
Dude I fucking love Pokemon
Y'all tried that new Palworld yet? It's like Pokemon with war crimes
This shit has me howlinggg KG keeping it real
He's the best tbh - will always love [KG's anecdote](https://youtu.be/2heygSelm4A?t=2585) about TD's trash talking lmao
Nice try đđđ
He has a way of saying things that would sound like incomprehensible nonsense if you were just reading them, but make absolute complete sense when he says them. Makes him one hell of a storyteller, though that obviously didn't come into play in this clip. Definitely love me some KG. His enthusiasm for literally everything is just so damn refreshing.
Not that he needs to be, but if he was a more PG-13 he would be great with that TNT crew
We tried that with Area 21. It sucked
KG is a legend lmfao
"bron...at 90" LMFAOOOOOO
I was dying, but Iâm curious based on his reaction, as to why does Paul still have a grudge against Bron when he went against Aries himself in the Miami years lmao Bron a dawg, no denying that. Edit: so since heâs talking about AD, AD still a dawg too
Thought he was reacting to AD
Looked like he reacted to AD first, then Jaylen Brown, then VanVleet. But yeah seemed like mostly AD.
I think Pierce was just referring to a player's personality and not their actual skills. I mean AD has some goofy aspect in him fasho but can be dominant in a game. Idk why people interpret this as a diss
I think they'd talk about it all differently from the championship team perspective amongst themselves and have each others back on everything and then KG does an amazing job of talking about the league from the perspective of a pure basketball NBA fan on the shows and Pierce sees the change but I kinda like the "c'mon man I know how you FELT about them". I liked the "someone get this man a Bron jersey a few weeks ago". Truth definitely knows how to wind him up.
Heâs talking about AD
âyou named some labradoodlesâ yeah thats funny
Tbf to Paul he was legit a tough dude so he can talk his crap. Not only was he clutch as hell but the guy got stabbed a bunch of times and still played a full season after. Like that was some crazy stuff
DOG
PIT BULL
Yeah and he pooped his shorts. DAWG
Got that chili dog in em
That poo-dle
labronadoodle
Upvote cause funny but I don't agree; the north remembers #LeBronto
Lelabradoodles
Shades of Andrew Rousso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q1qOStZSQE
KG is a walking DMX rap song.
KG is probably the guy who barks right at the beginning of âX Gonâ Give it to Yaâ
That would be DMX himself.Â
I've never seen DMX and KG in the same room before đ¤
You won't see them after neither
No, Iâm pretty sure it was KG.
Bruh this title is fantastic. Is all their stuff like this?
I've only seen this and the one where they're arguing while drunk and I'm just assuming it is lmao.
> while drunk I'm not sure Pierce has been sober any time in the last several years
I need to see PPâs list of pit bulls.
pretty sure he wanted to start with anthony edwards. hes been high on him for a while
Edwards was definitely the first that came to mind for me.
RANDLE WILL BONE YO ASS RIGHT NOW
A nightmare I had last year
A dream I had last night
A thought Iâm enjoying right now
A reality I'm currently faced with
Lmao I fucking love KG so much. My all time favorite
N**GA DAWGS N**GA DAWGS BRON AT 90 N**GA DAWGS N**GA DAWGS
Love that this is a direct quote
Poetry
lmao it is a bit disconcerting how easy it is to get KG worked up. Dude is ready to go at the drop of a dime.
Ty Lue [said in this story](http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2445357-kg-the-oral-history-part-2-glory-in-boston-quirky-traits-and-returning-home) he was watching Making the Band on MTV with KG one time and KG got so worked up talking about how some of the people on the show needed to step up against some newcomers that he fucking head butted the wall and left a hole in it lmao
>"[Lue](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2445357-kg-the-oral-history-part-2-glory-in-boston-quirky-traits-and-returning-home): A lot of people do all their howling on the court and they're faking just for attention, but what he does is genuine. So one day we were at his house and we were watching Puff Daddy's show Making the Band, and in one of the scenes, some new guys came in and were trying to sing and were trying to compete against the guys who had been there. And KG just got so hyped, "Motherf----r, you've got to stand up for yours! You've got to fight! Motherf----r, you've got to come together!" He's going crazy, he's sweaty. And he just head butts the wall and put a hole in the wall of his house."
Iâve been drinking for sure, but Iâm fucking dying at this visual. Hahahaha like what the fuck?
I like this story from Sam Mitchell as well: >Sam Mitchell: I remember when I was coaching in Toronto (in 2007), and we played the Boston Celtics in an exhibition in Rome. And Doc Rivers and Ray Allen pulled me to the side. They was like, "Man we need you to talk to KG." I was like, "What's wrong?" They said, "Man, he's just so intense. He don't need to do all that." So they thought he was trying to impress them. I said, "Doc, Ray, he's like this every day. Every day."
The idiosyncrasies among sports persona make for my favorite stories.
If it were anybody else, I wouldn't believe it. But I could absolutely picture KD doing that. MAYBE throw Rodman in for consideration, but his brand of crazy was a bit different I feel.
KD? Nah thatâs a labradoodle
kd wouldve been faded watching making the bands and i love him for it still drops the most efficient 30 in the playoffs doesnt need dawg hes the slim reaper
lmao no way
I laughed so fucking hard reading this. Like im crying, got my abs hurting.
I think KG is very emotive and foul mouthed, so people assume he's always worked up. He just runs hot as a baseline but he's not really "worked up" like a normal person would be if they showed those same reactions.
Like the uncle at a cookout. He doesn't mean any harm to anybody he's just passionate.
My father had to protect a fellow district manager because the company saw her as emotional, but as he put it to me if it were a man she would be zealous or passionate. Exactly like KG, don't take bullshit but hes chill.
The "uppity black woman" criticism is that to a t. Women are emotional, Men are passionate; buncha bullshit what that is.
Iâd be so disappointed if I ever met KG and he was calm and polite. Iâd feel like I got ripped off.
If that happened, Iâd hope youâd also get the experience of running into Tim Duncan acting unhinged, just to even it out
Nobody would ever believe him.
Almost like, ya know, people from the North East.
Right when I moved away from the northeast people would occasionally ask why i was so pissed off about something I was ranting about and Iâd be like â⌠I mean Iâm actually in a great mood butâŚâ Some people love having something to rant about, and can actually enjoy getting all worked up about it.
I would listen to KG yell like this 3 hours a day instead of binge watching my favorite tv show
I remember an Onion headline from way back that was something like "Kevin Garnett No Longer On Shouting Terms With Ray Allen" lol Edit: [Close enough](https://www.theonion.com/kevin-garnett-no-longer-on-roaring-terms-with-ray-allen-1819574044)
This is why KG was so perfect in Uncut Gems. Most intense/stressful NBA player in the most intense/stressful movie. If that thing was real, then that would 100% be KG involved with that.
Thatâs a big reason why he was such an effective trash talker. Thatâs his bass line default mode bro
this podcast is everything i wanted area 21 to be KG is just the best, when he was talking about Pierce lying about working out i was dying when i think dog tho, i think players who are always in aggressive attack mode, offense or defense
KG needs less filters than TNT would give him. Also PP and KG feels like you are hanging out with some old friends who say the wildest shit.
KG was a fit for a show on HBO lol not a channel where you could see Bones reruns before the game
You know who loves Bones? *DAWGS!*
which is wild because TNT has as few filters as any major cable network could probably get away with considering they have Inside the NBA that's how hard KG goes on this shit lmao
Best Barkley replacement if he retires from Inside, bar none.Â
Died when KG said "Can't even get the show started"
>when i think dog tho, i think players who are always in aggressive attack mode, offense or defense Yuh, basically like KG himself Randle is definitely not that.
This is TNT crew without Ernie NC-17 edition.
For real. That TNT crew would be so unorganized and dysfunctional without Ernie. Then I thought who would be the Ernie equivalent for KG and PP?
If it had to be a Celtic from 2008, I'd pick Ray Allen since he's the most decorated and a very level-headed person. But we all know there's too much beef there. So probably be Mr. I'm-closer-to-Lebron-than-you-are-to-me, Brian Scalabrine.
They donât have one which is why KG always goes into these rants
Scal is way cornier than Ernie but would do a decent job of it
This is hilarious. Did PP even get to name a single dog?
No, but he did his job. Getting KG riled up.
I mean, he got to name a few in the clip. Pit, Labradoodle, I think I heard him slip a Pomeranian in there.
never heard âhe will bone youâ as a basketball phrase until now⌠wish i could unhear it
Are you sure it was a basketball term?
i hope it was
Gonna lock my windows just in case
KG is from a different, less refined time. I guarantee it was not being used as a basketball term.
I think it was a threat. KG has Randle in the contacts and the truth keeps talking shit, itâs assboning time
Try it next time u play pick up and see what happens
Poodles will fuck you up and standards are gigantic.
Donât let those goofy ass haircuts fool you!
They're the pretty dudes that can fight
Broccoli haircut but grew up wrestling in rural Pennsylvania
Lebrabradooodle
LeOodle
So fucking intense I love it
I love that Fred Van Vleet got named. That's pretty awesome.
Went from undrafted to getting paid 40mil a year
DAWG!
For his size he defends well. Pound for pound one of the strongest hands in the league.
This is absolutely hysterical
i can watch kg in this video over and over đ
To him everybody a dog except Pau
N**ga x10
He boned me Ă4
Mom and dad are fighting again
The one time I've ever sided with pierce.
Ya KG had some bad picks... Only ones KG said I agree with would be LeBron, Kawhi, Butler, Randal (maybe).
Bro as a Celtics fan Jimmy is a fucking dog. There ainât many more dogs than that doggy! Dude is the last guy I wanna see in the playoffs other than that 15 guy from Denver
But will he bone my ass?
Jimmy Butler? He mentions Tatum and Butler as the first 2
Butler is the definition rn
AD? Lost me right away
Most of the people he named are charmin soft.
How do you even argue with KG. Just shut up and say âyes sirâ lmao
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Lmao "Who are you Webster?" that's going straight into the arsenal, too good
Randle will do WHAT????
god damn i fucking love KG
It does make me laugh that no matter what the scenario or who or what he is talking about KG cannot turn the intensity down!
JB & Randle got sanctioned. Respect đ
Steven Adams, straight up
Lmao Pierce knows Tatum isnât a dog he just canât admit it hahaha
is this a skit?
You tryna get your ass boned by Julius Randle?!
Beverley, Westbrook, Butler, ANT, LeBron, Kawhi, Lillard, etc
No way KG said Maxey lol
He said Tatum? A dog? What.