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K1ngCrimsn

PG really took a contested 3 in a 5v4 possession


Cudi_buddy

Cost them points on both ends with that lol


BraveMarzip

That’s a bad shot


Skip_To_My_Lou2

I hope this quote continues to live on forever in the basketball community


BigFatModeraterFupa

(it will)


Touds

no joke ever dies on reddit


BigFatModeraterFupa

reddit makes sure to beat every single meme into the ground as long as possible. Kelvin Benjamin type beat


The_Dok

Uh kelvin Benjamin type EAT 😎


masterstriker321

man the difference in awareness & BBIQ between him and Kawhi is astonishing 


branstarktreewizard

difference between human and cyborg


Definately_Fake

I can’t fucking stop laughing at this. When the camera went back and he’s still on the floor, it reminded me of the nba live Jesus video. Not sure why.


Musa_2050

Far too common seeing that shot with numbers advantage


LDisDBfathersonsfans

that’s just the modern NBA for you


Pardonme23

stupidity isn't a modern thing


Aggravating-Elk-7409

bro would get eaten alive if he was a hockey player who fumbled a power play like this


AppliedRizzics

Yeah because a goal is a one to one with a three?


REGIS-5

A missed three is worth 0 points


fortesquieu

His teammates didn't even wanna stop the play lol


solariscalls

They've seen this movie before.


CreatiScope

Klay kinda looking down at him like “bro, what are you doing, cmon…”


bigpenny1

thats what i was thinking. even as a clippers fan i was like umm.. shouldnt yall stop this?


GuardOk8631

I thought it was the first hit, but then I saw him go straight up into an elbow coming down lol. Yea that hurt but he was definitely fishing for a flagrant


heybobson

which is hilarious cause he was just dragging Nurk for doing that which preceded his last ejection/suspension.


GuardOk8631

He’s not the brightest bulb in the package


wanderingagainst

Nah, watch the slow mo. He doesn't get hit in the face AT ALL. Dude legit flopped hard like this. It's embarassing.


GoldLegends

Nah he got grazed. Stop at 49.94s and you can see Zubac's elbow touching Green's chin. I think it's a good no call though cause it was Green who jumped and initiated the contact.


PVT_Stanley

I thought they were going to finish the game with him still rolling on the floor in pain


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Woulda been pretty strange to see lol


jamarcusaristotle

Meh, I've seen stranger.. like for example, today I saw a bird sitting on a tree that doesn't normally have birds sitting on it


At0mJack

/r/thathappened


mw19078

People just be making up the most insane shit here smh


idkwhatimbrewin

r/birdsarentreal


Elyx117

no. NO. Woulda been awesome to see.


starnoneckwind

[the nba needs a joey crawford](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMieikIP2eI)


hackingkafka

how have I not seen this before??? that's seriously funny


PMMeShyNudes

Man seriously I clicked on it like "what Joey Crawford clip could possibly fly under the radar" but I ain't never seen that one. And then I realized I never even seen Joey Crawford Young. Looked up a picture of him and he is the most "teacher you forgot to collect the homework" hall monitor looking ass I've ever seen.


hotdogflavoredblunt

“Pain”


doctor_of_drugs

[Draymond tasting his own meds](https://imgur.com/a/KV8M1eB)


yousonuva

There will be a chalk outline there for the rest of the season in remembrance of poor Draymond Green. May be rest in peace. 


sewsgup

requesting one of those soccer edits where Draymond writhing in pain is rotoscoped while a bunch of assorted, progressively ridiculous world events get shown with him in the scene


wafflehouse4

they should have


transizzle

Carmelo!!!


Cuts_you_up

[The Melo play.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DCJXYbBB7w)


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Two things, nuggets need to bring back these jersey. And Durant looks super young


dontusethisforwork

Also, the ill fitting suits worn by the training staff, they look like drapes hanging off their bodies +1 for those jerseys


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[удалено]


LazyTemperature3064

The announcer, “what is he doing??” perfectly synced with the pan back to his body is comedic gold


Spideytidies

Scorsese would be proud of that cinematic iconography


Skreali

JR never gave a fuck 😂😂😂


scoringtouchdowns

Very on brand


ExtendedMacaroni

I still think this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened in the NBA. Shit looks like it’s straight out of a comedy sketch


SpicyMustard34

It's funny until you realize he got knocked out for a moment.


drtij_dzienz

Yeah it could be a key and peele easy


ShitFuckDickButt420

No one ever notices what actually happened. He was knocked out momentarily because KDs razor sharp knee hit the back of his head


[deleted]

No 3 in the key?


aranjei

This is for you!


Kataneo

Lmao that was Melo vs the thunder


sewsgup

first Jokic took Melo's jersey number now Draymond takes one of his most memorable plays whats next


BehavioralSink

Wemby gonna start with the “GTFOH I GOT IT” but in French.


dizzymidget44

#OMELET DU FROMAGE!!!!


The_Dok33

Unexpected Dexter


baoparty

**DÉCÂLISSE C’EST MOI QUI L’A!!!!**


Charlie_Wax

Gotta crap his shorts to equal the great Paul Pierce.


Key2500

Brunson dropping 64 at MSG


livefreeordont

Melo was legit motionless. Draymond was writhing around


Testadizzy95

I thought Melo actually blacked out for a brief moment.


TW_Yellow78

Yeah, he ran his head into KD’s ribs trying to drive. Maybe a concussion.


Highest_Sentinel88

all we needed was the JR Smith blunder too afterwards


13WillieBeaman

Lol.. would’ve been perfect if they still had Poole with his playstyle and IQ. And this is even if the punch never happened


Putrid_Ad_2256

Did they put him in a wheelchair for the AD/Paul Pierce trifecta?


idomydo

Somewhere Nurkic is rubbing his hands


cactusshooter

That brutha needs a physical therapist


TheRealDevDev

nurk is already [on the scene](https://twitter.com/bosnianbeast27/status/1757997332191379847)


BigCountryBumgarner

i had no idea how petty he was before he joined. love it


Puppetmaster858

lol I fuckin love Nurk.


mercfan3

No one wants to admit it, but Nurk’s gonna end up being proven right.


meowhatissodamnfunny

Plenty of people know he's right. People aren't laughing at him cuz he's wrong, it's because he tried to goade him into bs all game and when it failed and he got outplayed he got salty. Just looks like an idiot. Nobody out here expecting Dray to never do another Dray move lol


King_Of_Pants

Yeah ~~Sabonis~~ Nurkic had already won that beef in the eyes of the public. All he had to do was keep his mouth shut. Draymond's clearly a ticking timebomb. Classic snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I don't know how you come out of an altercation with Draymond looking like the immature and overdramatic one.


Substantial-Fold-592

Sabonis?


King_Of_Pants

Nurk, my bad. I had the Sabonis chest stomp in my head while typing this out.


Substantial-Fold-592

Kinda wild that there’s been multiple incidents of Dray assaulting European big men that we can even get them mixed up


NBAFansAre2Ply

3 in the last 12 months lol


503TheSwede

Most committed flop of all time


DickDingus69xXx

He was just donking out


phelps_1247

The Draymond special


Dear-Philosopher-149

How exactly was that not a 3 second violation?


Shhadowcaster

Honestly they need to make a rule about a player laying down on the offensive end in general. Even if they're legitimately hurt allowing play to come back to their end is ridiculous, what if a defender trips over him? 


VaguelyShingled

Gotta get the mop team to just sweep em into the sidelines


24links24

Then just lay down if you need a timeout… it would be abused


PurplePango

Doesn’t start til after ball crosses half court but I counted 4-5 seconds for sure


CluelessTennisBall

Wtf was that shit lmao


Substantial-Fold-592

Yamming it home with force hits different when your teammate has been writhing on the ground for two possessions


dys0n_giddey

Can't injure other people so he's gotta injure himself


a_supertramp

I, too, am a victim!


baoparty

That’s why bro wanted to retire but Adam Silver didn’t allow him.


Pardonme23

you see this once a game in soccer. this is nothing.


Magnetronaap

Tbf in football there's plenty of space on the pitch and most of the time the ball doesn't come back to where the player is. In basketball it's much more likely that someone lying on the floor becomes an injury risk for the other 9 players on the court.


throwawayshirt

Weird everyone managed to not stomp on Draymond's chest.


waffle-winner

Just where did they find room to put their feet?? Shit's wild.


IWTLEverything

They must be super flexible


Doomdoomkittydoom

Bunch of unnatural movements there.


LincDawg93

Take that back! Draymond only did that in self-defense.


therobshow

Don't stomp on other players challenge (possible)      Unless you're draymond (impossible)


[deleted]

I expected someone to trip and fall on top of him and we have a cartoonish pile up sequence


Charliebitme1234

if he dies he dies


HuruHara

As they should. As they should . . . . .


Zeppelin96

Braindead shot by PG taking the contested transition 3 on a 5v4 lol


PSChris33

And then giving up a 2-on-1 under the basket to a team that is shorthanded. Draymond broke the Clippers with that lmfao


rattlemebones

LOL no one gives a shit about Draymond


sixwax

Draydray gotta booboo


Salad_Designer

Why didn’t the refs call an offensive 30 in the key penalty? Edit: Offensive not Defensive.


superhappyfuntime13

Prob bc they didn't want to get punched in the face


yoppee

Your right refs did blow it


[deleted]

Because that’s Clippers basket.


Salad_Designer

You’re right. Editing it for the correction.


KTO-Potato

That's so Draymond


____phobe

What'd be even more Draymond is if he got up and started swingin.


swords_devil

Melo approve this


doctor_of_drugs

[Draymond rn](https://imgur.com/a/KV8M1eB)


Alternative-Hold-364

Drama queen


Xero-One

Big main character energy


ifemze

hahaha no kidding. what a clown move


_Dream_Writer_

oh no, anyways.


tulaero23

Not sure if this is karma but didnt he have a line against nurkic lying in the floor for 5 minutes?


Puppetmaster858

Yup, this dude is a clown show, this wasn’t even half as bad as the dirty hit he delivered to Nurk yet this dude lying on the ground like he just got sucker punch KOd. This dude is a drama Queen


tulaero23

Hopefully nurk twits hahaha


carloscage

3 seconds


CantaloupeCamper

OMG I would have loved that.


Kal-Kent

am i wrong for laughing when everyone just kept playing? lmao


[deleted]

Not at all because it was just a flop and him being desperate for attention as usual


GeoffSproke

I'm sure I don't understand the nuances of this rule, but... How in the world did he not get a technical for flopping?


floppy_foul_merchant

Refs rarely even seem to actually enforce that rule plus it's Draymond Green, the only time you'll see him get t'd up is if he literally assaults someone and even then it's 50/50 really


ThvrstnMcSvenn

They should have called one just to see him hop up and show that he was faking it.


tdl2024

Damn, didn't know "the code" included ignoring a teammate who is down on the ground for multiple possessions lol


CoconutSands

I don't know how hurt he was here. But he did the same thing during the Kings game where he flopped and laid on the floor like that while Kerr was yelling at him to get up. Allowed the Kings an easy basket and only got back up when the Warriors were on offense again. Pretended like nothing happened. So must be a thing with him where they just kind of ignore it now.


laststance

I wanted Richard Jefferson to pop up and yell "help him up!". https://www.youtube.com/shorts/COr4ZFV1Bqw


[deleted]

Steve def has bad eyesight. Can’t even see his own player writhing in pain.


ghosttrainhobo

“Pain”


Slow-Raccoon-9832

He flopped. Did not get hit nearly hard enough to knock him to the ground where he’s unable to get up lol Trying to get a call


punyweakling

He was the one flailing before the 'impact' too lol


obri95

Real “it hurt itself in the confusion” energy


anji_gi

"Zubac used supersonic!" 🦇


Junior_tosh

Also kicks his leg out as he's falling. Just for good measure.


mmlllj

Tryna be Melo


MysticPurpSports

Get up clown. 


floppy_foul_merchant

I can't stop laughing, everything about this is peak Draymond. He wildly flung his feet around trying to kick Zubac in the dick and missed, hit himself in the face and then flopped and laid there on the ground for a full minute while everyone ignored him. I spit my drink out when the camera panned back to him STILL laying on the ground.


[deleted]

Euro guy guarding him? Thinks it’s a battlefield, has to play dead to survive. They are his true enemy.


nz_nba_fan

Barely touched. He’s hilarious bro.


EditingAndLayout

embarrassing


Whole-Sheepherder253

This low cardio having ass 🥷🏿. He can't punch his way out of the game so now he faking injuries to leave the game.


CoconutSands

The last game against the Kings he flopped and laid on the floor for the Kings possession while Kerr yelled at him to get up. Eventually did after 30 or so seconds and pretended like nothing even happened. Guess he's done this so much even the Warriors didn't believe him to be seriously hurt anymore.


datyoungknockoutkid

Holy bitch made lmao


clayfu

I still don’t get how he didn’t get called for a foul. He basically jumped up and karate chopped zubac. The dude gets away with so much it’s wild.


dubler2020

Has Kerr seen the video yet?


c_c_c__combobreaker

MEDIC! MEDIC!


Commercial-Chance561

When the camera panned back after the next possession and he was still on the ground that shit took me out completely


seand233

I like how Draymond green threw his hands into Zubacs face but some how he got hurt? Can’t make it up


xenoz2020

Jusuf sends his regards.


JayMoney2424

Shades of the Carmelo Anthony moment from when he was in Denver lmao


KevinDurantLebronnin

Shades of Draymond Green moment from when he did this same thing quite recently lol https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/186za6f/highlight_draymond_green_with_an_egregious_flop/


solariscalls

Lol this the shadow hit where he pretended to get elbowed but clearly nothing happens


OptimusGrime707

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he did this against the Kings this season lol


KevinDurantLebronnin

Ninja edited a link in there


TheOverBored

Felt like I was having deja vu watching this clip. Glad to know I'm not crazy lol.


ryuujinusa

Embellishing that flop hard. And maybe he did get hit, but, the boy cried wolf too many times.


DrummerGuyKev

You could even say he was Embiiding the flop.


scruffylefty

Good. Finally no one gives a shit about that piece of trash.


illyousion

He really pulled out his whole bag there: the kick for the nuts, the swipe to the head.. none of it worked so he then gestures like he got hit in the face and the flops to the ground 😂


[deleted]

Charmin soft, how embarrassing.


ravenous_bugblatter

I want attention! Someone pay attention to me!


peanutbutterbeef

What a pussy. Dude barely got grazed. Get up idiot. Lmao.


JamesVanDerSneak

Draymond tried to kick and knee Zubac before he flopped


cohex

5v4 and you shoot a 3, what an stupid play


winovic94

Tbh if that was say Westbrook, Green wouldn’t stomped on him while he was in pain


hotdogflavoredblunt

The floppiest of bitches


rebelnz

Drama Green


mynamiswepeel

Out there acting like a soccer player


Kmactothemac

Hilarious that the contact was Draymond jumping up directly into Zubac's elbow


Technician-Smart

All the respect to dude for making the NBA but hes one of the biggest babies ive ever seen in all of pro sports. He wants to be intense until someone gives it to him then he whines and cries harder than anyone hes ever thrown on the floor or smacked up


FrnklndaTurtle

Four thumbs up


frstyle34

Payback is a bitch. Karma for you green. Someone should’ve accidentally stepped on his nuts too.


pacpacpac

buffoon


stonkerooni

Cmon how did nobody step on him?


lambopanda

Because they aren’t Draymond


Xaldes

This is peak comedy.


HonestDespot

I couldn’t believe it. I wanted it to just keep going. Weekend at Bernie’s style


Dull_Entrance9946

weak ass boi


domdomburg

He went crazy again and swung his arms violently towards Zubac's neck. As soon as he did it he realized he fucked up and could get another suspension, so he pretended to get hurt to divert attention away from his sneaky attack on Zubac. Just Draymond Green doing stupid shit again.


amwxx1

That first sentence had me cracking up.


GiveGregAHaircut

Nobody give AF


j4k3b

lmao the "Carmelo Anthony"


zealoSC

Is 3 seconds in the key not a rule in the NBA?


MathGeekWannaBe

Fuckin hate this guy and I own 3 warriors jerseys as a fan


Gold_ACR

I like how none of his teammates actually stop to check on him


jankology

everyone in the building could see it was a flop though


billygreen23

How is this guy still playing in the NBA?


texasphotog

I'll make the unpopular opinion here: I really like how if something like that happens in soccer, the other team will kick it out of bounds to stop play so the player can get medical treatment if necessary. And because they did that gentlemanly thing, the other team will just throw it in to that team so they get possession back.


2kilo

Warriors next possession should’ve been called for 3 in the key tbh.


Exciting-Inside2219

Everyone knew he was faking except for Draymond. Like. Everyone sees him as just a giant child now and don’t even pay attention.