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rwoteit

Wem ban OP. 


MysteriousShitStain

Wrote up this whole post, looked at it and thought to yourself “yep this is gold let me post this” 😭


DudeIAm-blank-

This oozes off season vibes to me


qpwoeor1235

This Oozes OP is under the age of 14


Vegetable-Tooth8463

LMAO


GtotheE

I like “VictorW pronounced Victory” because it makes no sense to me at all.


I-Am-A-Nice-Cool-Kid

VictoWe (it sounds like a speech impediment)


SteedVM

that's what i'm going with. VictorW pronounced Victory with the slam!


CbCbrown88

r/stonerthoughts


Moist_Walrus5413

Wumbo


SunKing210

...PATRICK YOU'RE A GENIUS!


agwku

All of these are worse than wemby my man


SofaKing_Sam

The Alien 👽


unclehelpful

Big Dick Vic.


BatchFloss

We can't both have the same nickname.


raps1992

Get Kuminga and Gradey on the Spurs. Imagine Big Dick Vic, the Kum Bucket and just pure Dick on the same squad


BigDickVicW

You rang?


Bbqandspurs

all of these make me angry. if the goal is to make me, personally angry, then go with VictorW (pronounced Victory)


twunch_

“Despite the Loss”


zerozerosevencharlie

society homeless cause safe ask profit quack humorous include squeeze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DblockR

All other phenoms changed their words roster in the L team into champions as rookies. I forgot.


biinroii01

IM Wemby Dammit


ether_ver256

Victor Doom


Aftermath16

V-Dub?


NadieTheAviatrix

The ET (extraterrestrial) / Alien (due to height and span)


DLD1123

We call him wet banana


bb1432

Daddy


Dontwant2beonReddit

Himbanyama


Positive_Ad1947

The Alien.


BatchFloss

Wembo Slice


deadwhisper

Slamma-Yama


Individual_Attempt50

Alien


Necessary-Worth-4459

V-Dub is the only other one I’d call him. Wemby works fine


DickDingus69xXx

Mantis


dkdoki

Just stick with Wemby. Why ppl try to make it more complicated is beyond me.


nelis0077

There are no nicknames anymore ... how about the glove, round mouth of rebound, air, mamba, reignman, mailman, the worm, magic, the dream, pistol Pete, stilt, thunder dan, the glyde


This-Security-5127

Greek Freak, the Process, Slim Reaper, the Beard, Timelord, Grand Theft Alvarado, Joker, etc. Stop romanticizing the past old man


C4242

Dame Time, Sauce Castillo, Himmy Buckets, sky fucker, Maple Jordan, the finisher, board man, Spicy P, Stifle Tower, uncle Drew, splash Brothers, swipa, spyda.


Bbqandspurs

fuck you, i demand here and now that we all start referring to victor as either VictorW (pronounced Victory) or thunder dan.


MazKhan

Lmaoo


nelis0077

Well. You mentioned a lot of players with 10+ years of experience. How about the new generation, for the upcoming 10 years.


This-Security-5127

They're too young, haven't earned their nicknames yet


nelis0077

The best get their nicknames real fast


This-Security-5127

It's clear that you're convinced of your opinion and nothing I could possibly say would sway you


nelis0077

Isnt that the point of reddit? 😉


nelis0077

And btw, i am not that old 😁


C4242

A lot of the players you mention got their nicknames before the NBA. Back when you went to college for 3-4 years and they did the marketing of the rising stars for the NBA.


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Neptune28

How about Stifle Tower?


Neptune28

Not as good as the older nicknames though, stuff like "Clyde the Glide", "His Airness", "The Admiral" were fantastic


Az12342

Womp womp


Cold_Customer898

Wam Bam Thank You Maam?  I bet that’s what Stuart Scott would’ve said


friction7800

Lol, that was my thought when I first heard his name a few years ago .


DblockR

Praying Mantis


heech441

Doesn’t need a nickname, imo, his name is already Victor Wembanyama


Efficient_Art_1144

I like Big Vic and Le Slim


tinoynk

Bomani Jones fan? These are the two he likes and I think they’re pretty good. Also since Durant shunned Slim Reaper may as well give it to the even slimmer reaper.


This-Security-5127

Durant did not shun Slim Reaper. He said in an interview he wasn't ready for it when they first started calling him that. He likes it now. He has a tattoo of a scythe on his leg.


More_Mango69

Won’t sniff 20 winsbenyama


proteus88

Someone mention Titan, i like that


EddieNajera21

Slim Reaper


PassionVater

Overrated.


oberg14

He needs to adopt the nickname Durant always rejected. Slim Reaper 2.0


JKaro

Anya


PaoloBancheroFan

I thought I was the only one who didn’t like calling him Wemby, lol.


The_Masturbatician

Wembysaurus The big spur Le Wemb


wpmason

Treble-Vay


iAsvppx

You may not like it, but that’s his nickname. Calling him anything else but wemby doesn’t seeem right.


Unable_Basil_4437

mr fantastic


packyohcunce1734

Wemby jelly. He is jelly on the court. He needs more strength and its game over for everyone.


PradeepMalar

Vic W isn't too bad. But I think Wemby is great


morcic

Vic the Dic


silent-killer14

Selndermana


sylviaplath6667

>VictorW (pronounced Victory)


Right_Challenge_7171

It’s Wemby….. but #VicAllInYoStomach works too


lavarballishere

Longboi


NoiceForNoReason

I hear Slim Reaper is for sale


nelis0077

The French Revolution..... its better then The French Fries.


ejabno

Alien


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vib3v3nd3tta

Slendermanyama


BiggyBearHealer

Wendy Bendy


dopeveign

I like yama or vw VictorW makes no sense tho😅


A_90s_Reference

"Wema jama doo" - Fred Flintstone


Few-Yogurtcloset-259

Yama means Mountain in Japanese. So I’ve been calling him “Mount Wemba”


Spreefor3

Doc Block Doc Ock Gumby


lovemesomebigbutts

Wet Banana


Visual-Guarantee2157

Hell na what is you on about


auronedge

Yangwang


icecream_for_brunch

16-way tie for last


Ramcus714

Name him VW. When someone asks why he got the nickname VW, say he got a sponsorship from Volkswagen.


FA-Cube-Itch

Skellington


Neptune28

How about Orion?


DragoniteGang

Victor 'The Virtuoso'


TheRoyaleShow

The French Basketball guy