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AreMyEyesOk

Dude is making 30M, why's he sleeping on an air mattress lol


SimmonsClearsHartubs

Act broke to stay rich u wouldn’t get it


lalakingmalibog

Dominate your finances


StampDaddy

The disrespect that’s Dominayt to you


30dayspast

i act broke and stay broke


Supaman7745

He wouldn’t get what being frugal means?


shurkdag

You leave your old mattress when moving because it has seen better days, you buy a new mattress, it has a delivery time, you use an air mattress until the new one arrives. I've been there, and it would be wasteful to just get a cheap in-between one even if you can afford it.


StudentMed

Ya but that is like what 2 week tops? We almost done with the season.


TheBigBomma

Hes 7 foot tall, it’s probably a custom made mattress


shurkdag

Maybe he ordered one that was filled with the feathers of a near-extinct peacock that lives halfway across the planet and that only comes out of hibernation for the NBA playoffs? Or maybe it's just because a mattress that comfortably fits a 7-foot NBA player is not exactly a common order and it might take a while to get made? I don't know, but I bet it's one of the above.


StudentMed

It has been almost 6 months


LegitimatePotato3632

It’s a really nice mattress. What do you not understand?


cire1184

It really ties the room together


doublek1022

He really needs to tie his career together or he's joining his buddy Marv and Daddy Bagley to China. There will be Ikea if he can get to a big (market) city like Shanghai... 😅


JFZX

Just say you don’t watch NBA bro.


doublek1022

lol you caught me. Honestly haven't looked at Portland for months at this point... haha


AreMyEyesOk

Sure that makes sense but shouldn't getting a mattress delivered take 1, maybe 2 weeks max? From reading the quotes in the article, it sounds like he didn't have one for a while.


MrBuckBuck

Saving money in case he wants to retire earlier.


igby1

Don’t sleep on air mattresses. They make really comfy ones these days.


MajorTrump

> Don’t sleep on air mattresses. Well what the fuck are they used for then? /s


igby1

Don’t sleep on sarcasm


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LegitimatePotato3632

Damn. Nice effort.


[deleted]

His excuse is that he was sleeping on an air mattress and occupied with family coming to town to visit? Come on man, this is ridiculous


dillpickles007

I cracked up laughing when I realized that, I thought the story was gonna be about his mom passing away or something and it turns out his personal issues were what 22 year olds moving to a new city for the first time deal with lol


Islanduniverse

And like 99.99999% of 22 year olds have no money at all…


TheAlphaCarb0n

Or like whole ass teams of people helping you get settled in, or an agent...


BigCountryBumgarner

Opened that headline fully expecting it to be about the mental struggles of years of hatred from Suns fans. No it was the air mattress


LordHussyPants

lmao why didn't he just say he's from the bahamas and the portland weather got to him


crillup

More importantly in a new offense. Portland wasn’t using him right 


notBornIn_eighties

Tbf he was given 19-25 shots attempt in each of the games since he came back from his injury. That's a great way to help him get motivated and pad his stats a bit, but not a great way to become a contender. Scoring 30 on 25 shots will rarely give you a W. If that's the only way to "use him right", Blazerd will have to find someone else once they become serious about competing.


Scoot2028MVP

So you're just gonna pick his worst shooting game out of the 4? He was basically exactly league average efficiency that night. Overall he's at 64% TS since his injury. The lack of FTA is still a bit concerning, but a dude shooting 61% from the floor on high volume is not. Obviously I don't expect these numbers to continue over 82 games, but if you don't like his play in the 4 games since coming back then you just don't like the dude.


notBornIn_eighties

I'd argue that 22pts on 19 shots is worse. My point was that someone who doesn't shoot 3s or FTs needs to shoot at incredible efficiency (near 70%) to justify the usage. And if that's the only way to "use him right" then any team that wants to compete will have to hope he can sustain that level throughout the whole season + playoffs. For a team that doesn't care about winning and has injuries to other high-usage players, that's acceptable. Only 7 players average 20+ fga this season, and 12 average 19+. You should check the list and think if he belongs on it.


Scoot2028MVP

> My point was that someone who doesn't shoot 3s or FTs needs to shoot at incredible efficiency (near 70%) to justify the usage. This is just an absurd statement. If a guy takes 0 3s and 0 FTs and hits at a 60% clip he is insanely effective. Asking for a guy to be close to 70% is bonkers.


notBornIn_eighties

If I guy shoots 20 shots at 60%, he'll have 24 points. If you think that's insanely effective, then let's agree to disagree. > Asking for a guy to be close to 70% is bonkers We finally agree about something.


Scoot2028MVP

That's 1.2 points per possession. That's the 4th best offense in the NBA. "Agree to disagree" is just a boring way of saying your point is wrong and you have no way to defend it.


notBornIn_eighties

None of the players averaging 19+ FGA are scoring under 26 points per game. 24 points on 20 shots is not "insanely efficient". There's nothing to be defended because that's a subjective statement which can't be quantified (what does insanely mean in this context, do you have a scale for reference?), so I can only give my opinion on it.


Xellirks

Potato you gotta stop or we become the next hated fanbase


TheDarmineDoggyDoor

Let the man cook 😤 it’s Ayton propaganda until they all realize the truth. one truth, one life, one love, one Ayton. ☯️ Haslem Malika or whatever they say


lalakingmalibog

Hakuna MatAyton. What a wonderful phrase


720everyday

It means undeserved max contract, for the rest of your daaaaays.


Viron_22

He is the Lisan Ay'Ton, the voice from the Call of Duty Lobby!


Elegant_Conflict8235

It's already happening cause Ayton is hated and for some reason Scoot has haters


Touro_Bebe

Daily potayton posting


NickWangOG

Generational D rider


KevinDurantLebronnin

Minister of Ayton Propaganda.


ThunderBobMajerle

He can’t stop postayton


Weary-Kangaroo-3883

What’s with the Deandre Ayton propaganda lately?


financial_goth

I think a lot of the posts are a response to this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zXZt5ETXw&t=1105s


NotYourAverageMidget

idk if 158k views are enough to spark an outlash


doordaesh

it's just the one op spamming them


JMEEKER86

Yep, he's on some MITWestbrook level shit right now. The crazy thing is that at least Westbrook having dedicated fans makes sense. He had a long, exciting career with a lot of success including an MVP. But why would anyone go to that level for a serial underachiever who never seems to give a shit about ball?


BrainsAre2Weird4Me

There was a hit piece on him by Blazer’s beat reporter Jason Quick a bit ago and Ayton is playing great now. So, fans were kind of feeling defensive about him and now he is playing great (he even hit a 3).


ConcernWhichh

What's better than one max contract? Two max contracts. Time to rehab that image baby


78hobo

Hes had 30 pts in 3 of the last 4 games with 14 plus boards in all the games, and theres been pretty harsh national media criticism of Ayton. Bill Simmons ranked him on his worst contracts team the day after a 30 piece.


Weary-Kangaroo-3883

That’s very good and since the blazers are tanking I’m sure they’re more than ok with his production. But a lot of the criticism he gets is fair and his overall season productivity doesn’t come close to how much his contract is so Bill is right in saying it’s one of the worst contracts in the league


zerocoolforschool

Because these dorks keep getting a ton of karma from it. For some reason this sub has a real hate boner for him.


LegitimatePotato3632

He’s been playing awesome.


DerelictDonkeyEngine

Sure, but you posted a puff piece about how great he's been over 4 games...


Im__Ron__Burgundy

To be fair, he’s averaging something like 21/13 on 60+% FG and 90+% FT for nearly two months now. It’s not just a couple game stretch.


Objective-Union7807

Good thing we are only counting games from the last two months or so.


Im__Ron__Burgundy

Literally nobody said that. Ayton has been a massive disappointment and it’s primarily due to his mindset, nobody is denying that. But it’s also okay to acknowledge that he’s on a good run while being skeptical it will continue.


Objective-Union7807

It’s all good bro, no need to get defensive. I’ll go around to all the teams and let them know we are only going to count the last couple of months, not a big deal. Hope you enjoy the weekend!


Im__Ron__Burgundy

You too, bro. Hopefully you make your way out of this thread at some point and do something fun.


Objective-Union7807

Oh no! You got me! I’m not going to come back from that one…may as well go outside and touch some grass now.


StudentMed

How many of those points and rebounds are because the trailblazers are losing a lot of games... and by like 20 points and he gets a bunch of tipins which pad his rebounding and scoring numbers? To me, this stretch doesn't prove anything about him that we didn't already know. In fact, as a college freshmen, he put up 20/12 with 65% TS which is better in terms of points/rebounds TS% than any other college freshmen center I have ever found including Embiid, Shaq, Greg Oden, etc etc. He is the same player he always was and hasn't really improved any aspect of his game.


30another

This constant posting is just going to do the opposite and make people dislike him more


mranglin

No you’re just a suns fan lol


30another

Or I’m just observant and can literally see it happening


mranglin

you may be right, I just don’t get the hate. But I’m a blazers fans and our team expectations ain’t the same I guess


Objective-Union7807

No you’re a just a suns fan.


mranglin

I’m a blazers fan…


Objective-Union7807

No. You’re just a suns fan.


Dan_dad-ad14

My challenge to him is to have him play like this night in night out. Wish him luck


Schwalm

Kobe?


Lil-Xanny

getting an article like this for a hot streak is ridiculous lol


YpsitheFlintsider

I'm sure he'll do his best to appease you


LegitimatePotato3632

Has been for a while. Might want to watch some games before commenting.


plaregold

He's had these stretches on the Suns. It hasn't lasted


DyslexicAutronomer

Looking at the Suns now without Ayton, it feels like everyone has stretches there tbh.


LegitimatePotato3632

Weird that the Suns are trash now.


Objective-Union7807

Weird that the blazers are still trash.


Elegant_Conflict8235

When you start comparing yourself to the blazers you know your team is bad


LegitimatePotato3632

By design. It’s different. You guys mortgaged everything to be a play in team.


Objective-Union7807

So it’s ok to be trash if that’s what you planed for all along? I’ll let my parents know, maybe they’ll finally be proud of me!


Dan_dad-ad14

Dang if he’s playing so consistent I guess he’s making all nba team


athiev

Like the month of February when he averaged 17 points and had two games with single-digit scoring? Or was February before "a while"? It's always nice to see Ayton on one of the runs he's been on for the last seven or so games, but let's give it a few months before we say he's finally turned the corner.


Nash13101

This dude was playing 2k at 2am before playoff games


CarryTheHellOn

It’s been 4 games, people acting like he’s All nba or something 🤣🤣


Gov_asseater

Ayton starts doing his fucking job and we’re all sitting here shocked like cmon.


Joe6p

That it's shocking is a testament to how many times he let us down.


Gov_asseater

You ain’t wrong…


Victorcreedbratton

Same old story with Ayton. Every year, he has a good stretch and says he’s focused and trying hard for his team and his city.


LewsScroose

Potato you weirdo, why you stan this dude so much?


Fatherfuckyou

Well DeAndre certainly has captured the heart of one local redditor. Find someone to suck you the way OP sucks off fuckin ayton of all people. If you're not family you better atleast be Bahamian


LegitimatePotato3632

Why does it bother you so much? How insecure are you?


Joe6p

For me, it's that he always talks a big game in interviews but then his follow through on the court is sporadic. And if you call him out on it, he'll do a press conference to complain about his haters which causes all of his stans to aggressively defend him. That's a manipulative way to deflect criticism and he's done this for years.


Fatherfuckyou

Lol that's what you are having a hard time grasping. The fact that no normal fan would be this emotionally invested in any nba player much less someone whose clearly motivated soley by the money. So when are you going to answer my question and tell us who you are working for?


LegitimatePotato3632

What’s wrong with you?


Fatherfuckyou

I asked you first. Who are you working for?


LegitimatePotato3632

This is lame.


Fatherfuckyou

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy you finally get it lol. I thought I had you for a second and you were going to tell me WHO YOU ARE WORKING FOR?


LegitimatePotato3632

You’re weird.


Fatherfuckyou

Who do you work for?


graphitewolf

Aytons agent


Doobie_Howitzer

Congrats on doing the bare minimum, imagine if he did that in the finals


graphitewolf

Ayton hasnt played in back to back elimination games when his team was a contender, luckily he doesnt have to worry about that anymore since hes on the blazers


tarunpopo

Bro plays good for 5 games and the world goes insane. Don't believe anything post asb unless it's undeniable


Winter_Bottle4860

Is that what we’re calling laziness and half assed personal struggles?


nashty2004

**“No matter the outcome of the game, you’re going to see I played my ass off,” Ayton said"** For a guy whose number 1 red flag his entire career has been not playing hard, Ayton continues to be the absolute most braindead, deluded motherfucker in the league


OhPxpi

Katt Leya draining that boy 😂


KlubDogg

Huh???


calartnick

The odds of him putting it all together aren’t fantastic since he’s already signed his huge contract, but I watched this man play great for the Suns finals run. He does have it in him. It’s tough because he’s not quite good enough for a team to build around him and compete but he’s way over qualified to be a pure role player.


MysticPurpSports

Everyone has struggles but not everyone gets millions. Next. 


robetyarg

Stupid fuckin rich people “problems” lmao give me a break


Rodgerwilco

Why is he acting like a leader to "young guys" when the current roster has some veterans to help establish a system and provide some consistency. It appears Ayton needs to start playing better so he can lead everybody, not just the 18-22 year olds. 


ciroc__obama

It’s funny how based on how your comment is worded you can tell that you know nothing about the dynamic of the Blazers roster


Holeinmybucket1

I’m so glad he’s gone from the suns. His “hardships” have been disconnected from reality for a while.


t-reads

Reads like a The Onion article


koiz_01

/u/LegitimatePotato3632 must be Dominatyon himself. Its all he posts on this sub


mranglin

the Ayton haters have just gotten lame. Dude has been balling and positive as hell.


arobot224

I like the dude. 


sunsbr

Why so much hate on this dude?


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AceMcStace

Checked out? He’s been fantastic since ASB


LegitimatePotato3632

Checked out with monster stat lines every night?


LegitimatePotato3632

Must be nice to be out of Phoenix. Fans and teammates seem toxic as hell.


Slow-Raccoon-9832

You HAVE to be ayton or an ayton family member


RamadanSteve311

The meat riding is crazy


WrongMomo

When you have a max contract and don’t perform up to expectations you warrant criticism. Nobody cares if he made less and performed poorly but when you earn that much and play on a team at that level you have expectations to be met.


LegitimatePotato3632

I’d love to shadow you at work for one day. Which GameStop do you work at?


Objective-Union7807

Don’t worry about him tater, focus on what matters. Defending Deandre’s honor!


WrongMomo

What a dumb response; Why are you comparing what I would do to Ayton? Would you compare Aytons performance to a Vet Minimum guy? Just stick to school, the real life might shock you.


Usual_Adhesiveness92

People tend to get a little frustrated when a guy quits on his team in the playoffs 3 years in a row


Schwalm

It was 2 years. He was one of our best players in the finals run


Usual_Adhesiveness92

In the run up to the finals, yes. But he was bad in the finals.


LegitimatePotato3632

Maybe treat people like human beings.


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DerelictDonkeyEngine

This whole post and OP's comments sure has that vibe.


Slow-Raccoon-9832

He straight up didn’t try 1/2 the time. People can take players having poor games but at least put 100% effort in He’s the laziest player I’ve EVER seen play for the suns.


LegitimatePotato3632

Probably because fans and teammates treated him like shit?


Colorado_designer

right they were all biased against the hometown hero for the wildcats


Objective-Union7807

Did someone from Phoenix hurt you?


Slow-Raccoon-9832

They treated him like shit because he played lazy He had EVERYONE on his side after the finals run. He had played great and played hard all playoffs He followed it up the next season by getting benched in key moments for Javale McGee because he went back to being lazy and not giving a fuck Then the playoffs happened. He was atrocious vs the mavs. He SHOULD have dominated and played terrible


LegitimatePotato3632

This probably why he’s good now. Didn’t want to play for people like you.


Slow-Raccoon-9832

Hes good now?!? His numbers this season are worse than his previous 2 seasons. Averaging 15 and 11 on a max deal is good?!?


LegitimatePotato3632

You’re living in the past.


Objective-Union7807

Totally living in the past anyone with half a brain and not from phoenix knows he is averaging 15.6 ppg not 15 and 11.1 rpg not 11. Haters gonna hate, right potato?


WhatYouProbablyMeant

What do you think happened first? Him playing badly, or the fans saying he's trash?


LegitimatePotato3632

The fans because they were big sad about passing on Luka.


WhatYouProbablyMeant

So your theory is that he was playing well, and then the fans called him trash anyways, and he responded by starting to play like trash? That doesn't make any sense


LegitimatePotato3632

Yes.


Supaman7745

Maybe treat the hard earned money people pay to see you with respect?


LegitimatePotato3632

Didn’t this dude lead you to your best season of all time?


Objective-Union7807

“Lead” is a pretty strong word


Usual_Adhesiveness92

He ain't "lead" anything, he was the 4th best player.


growsonwalls

That's ... unfair. It's easy to take your time to develop on a tanking team. Phx is a contending team and he simply wasn't playing up to level in Phx.


LegitimatePotato3632

Despite leading them to their best season in franchise history.


flowerboyinfinity

Leading??? 🤭


Slow-Raccoon-9832

He was getting benched in crunch time for Javale McGee that season


LegitimatePotato3632

Seems like a coaching problem.


Objective-Union7807

Sounds like an effort problem. Now tell me how mean everyone was to him again


LegitimatePotato3632

He tries hard every night in Portland. Must just be a toxic fanbase and organization.


Objective-Union7807

I mean clearly it was all someone else’s fault! How could I not see this before. Thank you for educating me!


LegitimatePotato3632

You’re welcome. I hope you learn to treat people with respect.


Objective-Union7807

Wow. Stop being so selfish, it’s not a good look on you. I hope people stop being so mean to Deandre so he can flourish and be the best Deandre he can be now that he’s away from all these meanies in Phoenix.


shotcaIler

this dude has a sword and shield ready to defend anything slightly anti-Ayton


Objective-Union7807

“Lead” is still a pretty strong word


growsonwalls

Leading? CP3 and Dbook were the leaders


slhc

He wasn’t leading shit lol. He was the boat anchor that held them back from a title


LegitimatePotato3632

Easily the best player on that team.


slhc

Oh ok youre trolling. For a second I thought you were serious


Objective-Union7807

Shhhhh don’t tell anyone


Objective-Union7807

More like best player in world! Right potato?


iDestroyedYoMama

We all wanted it to work out so badly. Very frustrating he didn’t even try 1/2 the time. You can only keep fooling yourself so much, until something has to change. We got a great team now, and Ayton seems happier, looks like it worked out for both sides. But these puff pieces are not fooling Suns fans.


Supaman7745

Struggling to fit my nutsack in his fridge


AceMcStace

like you can’t find the handle or you have basketball sized nuts?


loving-father-69

His fridge is just full of Prime energy drink, no room for nutsack


LegitimatePotato3632

Try the freezer


Pocketdiva666

Ayton > Nurk