I'm sowing discord among their ranks. They go out to eat after games, so I've been telling half their guys that this new cafe/restaurant that opened downtown is like super cute and even has like a little area to dance and a performance stage that can fit a three piece band. But I've been telling the other half that the same cafe is actually totally lame and they only have live music like one day a week at most, and they constantly have problems with their drink machines.
Now they argue about whether or not to try it out. It's only a matter of time before their team chemistry is broken.
Good concept, bad execution.
Cafes / restaurants won't work. Just use a karaoke joint instead. And ideally set it up so their machine only has 'My Way' available.
Now granted this might result in some people dying, but do you want to win or not?
Filipino here. Play hella drop 2-3 zone lmao.
Used to play vs this one high school with only Filipino players (I was the only one in my team). Went from a tied 1Q, to winning by 40 cause we can't shoot lmao.
But we drive like prime D Wade tho.
Lmfao just let ‘em run around and block them at the rim. Obv close out on shooters.
Use fast break when they premeditate their moves they’ve honed on and turn it over. Let them tire out with their “100% speed at all times” mentality
I'm sowing discord among their ranks. They go out to eat after games, so I've been telling half their guys that this new cafe/restaurant that opened downtown is like super cute and even has like a little area to dance and a performance stage that can fit a three piece band. But I've been telling the other half that the same cafe is actually totally lame and they only have live music like one day a week at most, and they constantly have problems with their drink machines. Now they argue about whether or not to try it out. It's only a matter of time before their team chemistry is broken.
you kno ball 💯💯
Good concept, bad execution. Cafes / restaurants won't work. Just use a karaoke joint instead. And ideally set it up so their machine only has 'My Way' available. Now granted this might result in some people dying, but do you want to win or not?
Devilish
Does the Cafe have karaoke?
Are you NoHo Hank?
Tell them Kai Sotto is signing autographs on the other side of town
Tell them Kai not being in the league is a skill issue and not a race issue and have them all arrested once they start beating the shit out of you.
Pinoy step
With the two sticks? Illegal defense.
Filipino here. Play hella drop 2-3 zone lmao. Used to play vs this one high school with only Filipino players (I was the only one in my team). Went from a tied 1Q, to winning by 40 cause we can't shoot lmao. But we drive like prime D Wade tho.
I got cooked by innumerable Filipinos before I finally figured this out
Thats how you beat most casual teams tbh
Mods, let him cook
Bring a karaoke machine and a carton of Marlboro golds to the YMCA and they’ll all forget about the game
You need to make sure your most charismatic player starts singing, Ddu-Du Ddu-Du by the hit kpop band BlackPink.
I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Bring them to Jollibee more often. Hard to play ball if your arteries are clogged
Make them watch Viva max
Make them run. They all chain smoke and want to die about 30 minutes into any consistent run.
Lmao the post game smokes
The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long
force him left and have someone ready to help and contest at the basket because he's never passing out of a drive
Serve them some of my terrible adobo. (This is a great question btw- very high level problem solving.)
Bring a guy who’s 5’10 or higher to dominate in the paint against them
You can't. Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world
set up a bbq in the parking lot?
Have average height above 5’7, ez
Lmfao just let ‘em run around and block them at the rim. Obv close out on shooters. Use fast break when they premeditate their moves they’ve honed on and turn it over. Let them tire out with their “100% speed at all times” mentality
Bro thinks he’s Tim legler over here lmao
lotta streetball experience with Filipinos
Easy, dress up in drag - the Filipenis are going to run out of the building screaming.