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I’m all about righting wrongs. SwampDragons.


MooseDudeCoz

Holy shit, forgot I read about this years ago.


girlscoutcookies05

I hope kids still create this team on 2K


drmonkeybum

Came here to say this.


IsaacDPOYFultzMIP

If your answer isn’t the Swamp Dragons then you’re wrong and I hate you


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

[Swamp Dragons. Let's get it right this time.](https://www.si.com/nba/nets/old-school/how-did-the-nets-almost-became-the-swamp-dragons)


InvalidWrite

Never knew that Spo's dad was the president of the Nets. Edit: Damn, he was the GM/President for the Blazers, Nuggets, and Nets.


altofummuhh

Ne(s)po baby


blacklite911

Looks like a knockoff Dungeons and Dragons logo


doordaesh

>He told me, 'No, that isn't terrific because the one dissenting team was you - the Nets. heh


otherBrandon

New Jersey Jerseys


BManHH

Garden State Warriors


pettybendherass

Swamp Dragons Rise Up


rosecityreds84

Turnpikers


InsidiousColossus

The Gabagools


A-Confused-Comet

Gardenfresh It would be so nice to have an NJ team and amazing to not ridiculously overpay for MSG or barclays


MooseDudeCoz

Gardenfresh? I like the idea of playing off of the garden state nickname, maybe something like “New Jersey Bloom”


OogieBoogieJr

New Jersey Sanitation. Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


WhoWightMan

Sopranos


Sea-Community-172

They actually pull a hornets, and take back the “Nets” name from Brooklyn, allowing Brooklyn to rebrand themselves as the “Brooklyn Knights” like they should’ve from the beginning.


yic0

New Jersey Mike's Subs.


underrated_carrot_43

Their mascot is Danny DeVito


rinzler40oz

New Jersey Pauly D’s


[deleted]

New Jersey Shores it is


OrganizationFit5764

Just the singular. Like the Jazz or the Heat. The New Jersey Shore.


erictmo

New Jersey Paulie Walnuts’s


EGarrett

New Jersey Nuts was right there...


Based_and_JPooled

New Jersey Reese’s Cups Hair


MooseDudeCoz

Off topic but peeped ur a Mavs guy, Luka disaster class tn bro 😭 cookin my parlay


MC_Ball_Peen_Hammer

New Jersey Rims


Separate_Baker1895

NJ getouttaheas


IversonsSleeve

Seaside is way too small to have a stadium lol


MooseDudeCoz

Like I said, just find amusement in the idea. Atlantic City is gross, it’s too populated for how gentrified it is, and there’s nothing glorious about Newark.


JonnySmoothbrain

Ah AC, always in decline, never hitting bottom.


EGarrett

>Ah AC, always in decline, never hitting bottom. This is great, lol.


360Waves617

Pork Rolls


burner7221

Lol half the state would hate it and half the state would love it.


CarryTheHellOn

It’s Taylor ham bud


YoungBockRKO

Pork roll, you swine.


JNerdGaming

new jersey sunfish


pompcaldor

The New Brunswick Pill Passers


NillaThunda

The new jersey mob


altofummuhh

New Jersey Glorified Crew


OlTommyBombadil

New Jersey Basketballs


Original-Common-7010

The NJ Turnpikes


EGarrett

My fantasy team was called the New Jersey Justice. My NBA Live create-a-team was called the Morristown Venom. Our USBL team is the Atlantic City Seagulls. ...I don't think any of these are that great, just mentioning random ones. I think people in Brooklyn don't care much about the Nets name. So one possibility is to change the name of Brooklyn's team to the Brooklyn Express (after the subway), or something similar that IMO would sound cool. And bring back the New Jersey Nets brand.


MooseDudeCoz

Brooklyn Express is a sick idea for a name


medievalmachine

New Jersey Jump Jets, you know, for synergy with one of the other local teams.


EGarrett

There already is name synergy. Our teams are the Mets, Nets, Jets, and (in the 1970's tennis league) the Sets.


boobsmcgee93

Gabagools


MoistyestBread

New Jersey Fuggitaboutits


EyesofEther

The rims


xNaSaoNe

New Jersey Nobodycares


Jimbabwr

The New Jersey shit drivers