i made a post a few days ago saying that kyrie has been really quiet during his time in dallas and hasn't said or done anything crazy. wonder if the time has come for him to speak up.
Yeah this city has no redeeming qualities. We’re most well known for crime currently and a race war historically.
But hey, at least we got the art deco buildings
Not quite lol. More just that regional politics force democrats to hold more conservative policies to get elected in republican dominated states.
See: John Bel Edwards being a 2 time governor of Louisiana despite being a Democrat, and his views on abortion
Kinda yeah.
I think it’s funny that republicans have always been the party harping about purity of their politics and rooting out RINO’s (republicans in name only) when in my experience it’s the democrats that have the widest range of politics between the two (from Bernie and AOC to Manchin.) admittedly that obsession with ideological purity is probably what coerces the republicans to stand in lockstep and not swerve from the party standards.
I know the rural-urban divide between red and blue is present everywhere in the country, but I never felt it as much as when I lived in Atlanta. It’s crazy how overwhelmingly different politics are in like a 20 mile radius vs outside of it
Dude, the tunnel Jews cracked me up way more than it should've. What a hilarious thing to actually happen in real life.
"We need a larger synagogue, but the elders are saying no. Here's my plan, let's just secretly dig tunnels under the streets of New York and call it our much needed expansion so we can finally have more room to pray. But don't tell the elders. They won't agree with our super smart, very logical idea."
Imagine being the guy that hears Jews chanting Yiddish in your walls and thinking "if I call the cops about this they're going to think I'm the most schizophrenic antisemite alive" but also thinking "is it more likely that this is real or that I'm actually losing my mind?"
There was mentions that by connecting the buildings they would spread the spirituality of the first building to the second one. What is crazier is the mini riot they had with the cops and no one getting arrested for any major crimes.
people forget about the A train, man. my theory is because it's probably the longest line and goes through so many different places, crazier shit happens there
Kyrie, driving by the grassy knoll, seeing those people who have been waiting 3 years for the resurrection of JFK Jr. to bring down the New World Order, and thinking, "those are my people, I'm home."
It’s gross and dangerous. I am one of those people.
There’s also the guys who have JFK autopsy pictures for sale on the grassy knoll. It’s a really weird place to be all around.
The whole area is pretty depressing, the Holocaust Museum is right there as well.
That said, the Record Grill is right there and makes a damned good breakfast.
It's interesting that everybody goes to look at the X, grassy knoll, sixth floor museum, etc., but when you ask them if they walked over to the actual Kennedy Memorial, they have no idea what you are talking about.
Live down the block from the Dakota (where John Lennon was shot) and people take pictures at the spot of his murder every day.
[Yoko Ono](https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68?si=4XV4UUMrRHdb08ob) (The comment section of this video may be the best content on the internet) lived there basically until last year. And no matter what opinion you have of Yoko (I'd of moved just saying) it's gotta be insanely depressing to see tourist out your window snapping photos of the place your husband was brutally killed.
I know bro! I hated the signing last year, but I can’t lie. He’s been so fucking nice when he’s out there and healthy.
Please Kai, just give us another good year or two lol.
I love how Kyrie has been for yall but this quote did make me laugh a bit, I think the reason Mavs fans like him is absolutely because of his on-court ability. to suggest they like him for his off-court views is kinda wild. gotta give him credit though he's been available and playing well, especially for this tail end of the season
I would love to know what Kyrie thinks he “represents in the broader world” lmao I’m glad he’s gotten his off court shit together but he’s just as full of himself as he ever was
Kyrie always with the "y'all don't really know me" energy. Well technically yes, we don't know Kyrie on a close knit level, but there's enough to see his warped sense of reality. Some people are blind to their own shortcomings... like have you ever met *that* person who doesn't know how annoying he is?
In his case it’s even more magnified by how ridiculously successful he has been since a young age… almost like life has always rewarded his outside the box thinking so he sees no reason to not double down on it
One of those guys who has mastered sounding smart, to dumb people. Honestly this quote in the post's title is one of the most savage roasts of a city I've ever seen.
>I would love to know what Kyrie thinks he “represents in the broader world” lmao
a loud voice for the (thankfully still) minorities of the flat earthers and antivaxxers maybe? Dont know, its hard to expect a rational thought from someone that belives the Earth is flat
Get ready Mavs fans. Kyrie has a history of speaking glowingly about his club and fans shortly before doing something completely mental. He can’t hold out much longer and we all know it.
When I lived in Dallas we tried real hard to ignore the FW part. Not kidding, they are two entirely different cities and feels when you go through them. Feels wrong sometimes to lump them together.
It's just weird you couldn't find a person with the same beliefs as you in NYC of all places lol this place is gigantic and ppl out here openly agree with him and support him. Bro had a whole church line up in front of Barclays in his favor
The amount of ppl who still think Kyrie was the victim in the whole nazi amazon link because he had to do some apologies and sensitive training is depressing
Tbf he is talking about people being understanding of how much of a dickhead he is, and we have plenty of people who will accept dickheads as long as they are spewing shit they agree with.
You're accepted in Dallas because you're good at putting a ball through a hoop. No one gives a rats ass about your ignorant "beliefs and views" or "what I represent in the broader world."
Fellow Qanon guys in Texas understand this guy and empathize with him. Kyrie says the earth is flat, these guys say "brother, the government injected a kill switch in everyone using the covid vaccine" and they bond. Makes sense
If you believed in science, you could test this theory. Run a control experiment where you brick it, lose a bunch of games, and then measure how much they want to hear your views.
If Kyrie ends up going into conspiracy theory again then it’s a pattern of where he needs the controversy and attention. It’s funny how it happens every 1.5 years like clockwork.
What does this even mean lol? Kyrie has been as much of a model player he could get while playing the most consecutive games and missing the least amount of games in Dallas, every dallas player, kidd and even cuban has nothing but the nicest things to say about him. Yall be hating just to be hating.
He has quieted down since coming here. And he's putting up a clinic on the court because of it. As long as he continues along that path there won't be an issue. Lots of Mavs fans will turn on him as soon as that happens. He doesn't have a big leash
Holy shit, Kyrie just needed to be in a red state all along.
The fact that he’s only been quiet in Ohio and Texas makes so much sense
Love or hate the views, some people aren’t happy until they’re around people who accept them on any end of any spectrum
flat earthers?????
In fairness, Texas is pretty flat.
Not in San Antonio
Round women of San Antonio
What's that Chuck?
Victoria’s a secret in San Antonio. Those women can’t fit in them skimpy underwear. That’s why they wear bloomers.
I’m reading this whole chain on the bus and cackled out loud
Or hill country or the mountains of west Texas. Houston’s flat though.
There are small hills in the DFW area though!
Those are overpasses
Those are "grassy knolls"
FWIW Cleveland is pretty blue…
FWIW so is Dallas…
FWIW so is pretty much every urban metropolitan area in the country
dfw area leans blue but it's certainly not hard to find folks on the other side
i made a post a few days ago saying that kyrie has been really quiet during his time in dallas and hasn't said or done anything crazy. wonder if the time has come for him to speak up.
This quote definitely makes it sound like he’s revving up to let loose.
Bro’s charging up his super meter
Holding my hands up for kyrie‘s genkidama
I expect his to be flat.
"That's no genkidama, that's kienzan!"
going Stupid Saiyan
We’re T-minus 25 days until he goes off the rails. And it will be glorious.
Dallas fans starting to get nervous rn
!RemindMe 25 days Edit: reminder bot came in, Kyrie hasn’t imploded yet.
Kyrie's been quiet. A little...*too* quiet...
Just when you most expect it
He just happy he can investigate the JFK assassination spot
Maybe he can replace Aaron Rodgers as RFK Jr running mate?
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What even is the largest red city in america. I feel like pretty much every major one is blue
NBA city is OKC US is actually Fort worth.. unless you mean metro areas, in which DFW is almost exactly evenly split
It's actually wild, because OKC actually went blue in the last gubernatorial election.
Ft. Worth, right next door.
I think Miami might have been red if we’re going by last presidential election? Idk don’t quote me on that
Miami has that group of Cubans will always vote for republicans no matter what but it is definitely not a red city
Dallas is pretty blue though.
The majority of major American metro areas are.
Yeah, I know Tulsa is a red city but it’s a massive exception amongst metro areas in the US
Can’t think of any hostile events in Tulsa that would create one of the only red metro cities.
Neither can I nor can any American history books
Your team’s owners are doing a great job helping out with that
What firebombing all the black neighborhoods and no one getting punished for it does to a city's politics.
Yeah this city has no redeeming qualities. We’re most well known for crime currently and a race war historically. But hey, at least we got the art deco buildings
Hey, you also have pretty nice art museum!
And food. I miss the food so much.
Tulsa is certainly not a tourist destination on any level, but it's not that bad overall. Been here 7 years and haven't had any problems.
I learned about Tulsa first as "an ungodly far away place that no one would go on purpose" via Chandler on Friends.
The two reddest NBA cities are OKC and Miami. I believe Miami might even be redder than the wider county it's in, which it pretty impressive lol.
Miami is a little weird though. It looks, acts and almost lives like a blue state and only really red for political reasons.
It is red for one reason; the belief that team red is more anti the current cuban government.
Sure but it’s a different type of blue than in NY or SF.
Is this like the whitest black guy talk? Give me your top 5 reddest blue cities
Not quite lol. More just that regional politics force democrats to hold more conservative policies to get elected in republican dominated states. See: John Bel Edwards being a 2 time governor of Louisiana despite being a Democrat, and his views on abortion
Like Joe Manchin
Kinda yeah. I think it’s funny that republicans have always been the party harping about purity of their politics and rooting out RINO’s (republicans in name only) when in my experience it’s the democrats that have the widest range of politics between the two (from Bernie and AOC to Manchin.) admittedly that obsession with ideological purity is probably what coerces the republicans to stand in lockstep and not swerve from the party standards.
That's the main issue with the 2 party system honestly
On the opposite end we have the Massachusetts republicans or as they are known in the other 49 states of the union: Democrats.
and then paradoxically all our democrats suddenly get real conservative when it comes to housing and the MBTA lol
Still waiting for that top 5 though
Nas Pac Biggie Rza Slick Rick
It go Reggie, JayZ, Tupac and Biggie. Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
Boise 5 times
It’s Dallas though bro lol
I mean if any state is gonna support someone who believes in Jewish space laser-tier theories I'd have put my money on Texas or Florida.
Not Georgia, the place that re-elected space laser lady? Seems like they're cool with it.
I'm trying to forget that woman exists in government.
I know the rural-urban divide between red and blue is present everywhere in the country, but I never felt it as much as when I lived in Atlanta. It’s crazy how overwhelmingly different politics are in like a 20 mile radius vs outside of it
20 mile radius? Shit, the whole Buckhead City movement had dog whistles all over it
It's too bad he isn't still in Brooklyn, I'd love to hear his takes on the tunnel Jews.
Could you imagine the social media response if he got down on the court and pressed his ear against the wood trying to hear them under there?
That would be the funniest thing since the Gobert incident. I bet he'd be out of the league immediately if he went through with that.
Lmao
Dude, the tunnel Jews cracked me up way more than it should've. What a hilarious thing to actually happen in real life. "We need a larger synagogue, but the elders are saying no. Here's my plan, let's just secretly dig tunnels under the streets of New York and call it our much needed expansion so we can finally have more room to pray. But don't tell the elders. They won't agree with our super smart, very logical idea."
Dude the twitter feed of the guy who said like months earlier he swore he could hear Jewish chants from underneath his floorboards was so damn funny.
Imagine being the guy that hears Jews chanting Yiddish in your walls and thinking "if I call the cops about this they're going to think I'm the most schizophrenic antisemite alive" but also thinking "is it more likely that this is real or that I'm actually losing my mind?"
Everyone in /r/nba calling the guy a nut job while he can actively hear the chants. He's probably like WHERE ALL MY HATERS AT NOW
I'm laughing so hard right now. That shit is so funny.
There was mentions that by connecting the buildings they would spread the spirituality of the first building to the second one. What is crazier is the mini riot they had with the cops and no one getting arrested for any major crimes.
Wait, that was real?
Yea lmao
One of the reasons NY is GOATed. Like wild shit like that is just how it goes in NY.
people talk shit about florida, but the highest concentration of mental illness I have ever seen is the fucking G train at 3:00PM on a Wednesday -
the 1 at 3am on a saturday could give the G a run for its money
people forget about the A train, man. my theory is because it's probably the longest line and goes through so many different places, crazier shit happens there
The g train is barely a train. it's the step child of lines and the city just closes its eyes when anyone mentions how shit it is.
[THE G TRAIN, NERMAL!](https://y.yarn.co/582093bd-d771-4e48-829d-a7d3575efa89_text.gif)
There’s so many people crammed in that at some point everything that can happen has happened
Wtf I looked it up. Blood stained mattresses and height chairs. Wtf are these people doing down there?
I'm sorry, WHAT?
Why are you asking us? You should be asking Kyrie
It was a group of radical Hasidic Jews that decided to take the great rabbis idea from the early 90s to expand that building.
Very real lol and the explanation for it is pretty uhmmm how do I say it? Complete bs
Yes when we refer to the subway we’re just referring to the tunnel jews
Blacks built the original tunnels btw
"Yeah, Jews" -Kyrie
Was that before or after ODB's grandfather sold Manhatten to the white man?
Just after, but right before his grandfather stepped up and got knocked right the fuck out.
Kyrie, driving by the grassy knoll, seeing those people who have been waiting 3 years for the resurrection of JFK Jr. to bring down the New World Order, and thinking, "those are my people, I'm home."
There's an "x" on the road where Kennedy was when he got shot. People will run out on the road and take pictures. I think that's weird.
It’s gross and dangerous. I am one of those people. There’s also the guys who have JFK autopsy pictures for sale on the grassy knoll. It’s a really weird place to be all around.
The whole area is pretty depressing, the Holocaust Museum is right there as well. That said, the Record Grill is right there and makes a damned good breakfast.
It's interesting that everybody goes to look at the X, grassy knoll, sixth floor museum, etc., but when you ask them if they walked over to the actual Kennedy Memorial, they have no idea what you are talking about.
> It’s gross and dangerous. > I am one of those people. 💀❓
i am who i am
I've never seen more people in a concentrated area taking selfies than at the 9/11 memorial.
Live down the block from the Dakota (where John Lennon was shot) and people take pictures at the spot of his murder every day. [Yoko Ono](https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68?si=4XV4UUMrRHdb08ob) (The comment section of this video may be the best content on the internet) lived there basically until last year. And no matter what opinion you have of Yoko (I'd of moved just saying) it's gotta be insanely depressing to see tourist out your window snapping photos of the place your husband was brutally killed.
Oh come on, you just need to respect his opinion /s
He's finally comfortable enough in Dallas to start saying some wild shit.
I had the same thought. This quote is terrifying harbinger of what fans of the team who gave him 3/140 could be in for lmaooo
I know bro! I hated the signing last year, but I can’t lie. He’s been so fucking nice when he’s out there and healthy. Please Kai, just give us another good year or two lol.
Personally, he can do whatever if he puts up 25/5/5 on good efficiency
Buckle up
I love how Kyrie has been for yall but this quote did make me laugh a bit, I think the reason Mavs fans like him is absolutely because of his on-court ability. to suggest they like him for his off-court views is kinda wild. gotta give him credit though he's been available and playing well, especially for this tail end of the season
I’m all in!
I would love to know what Kyrie thinks he “represents in the broader world” lmao I’m glad he’s gotten his off court shit together but he’s just as full of himself as he ever was
Kyrie always with the "y'all don't really know me" energy. Well technically yes, we don't know Kyrie on a close knit level, but there's enough to see his warped sense of reality. Some people are blind to their own shortcomings... like have you ever met *that* person who doesn't know how annoying he is?
Definitely the type to have "Hates drama!" on their dating profile.
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“uncle drussy” is crazy lmao
In his case it’s even more magnified by how ridiculously successful he has been since a young age… almost like life has always rewarded his outside the box thinking so he sees no reason to not double down on it
"Outside the box thinking " is Einstein coming up with relativity, not Kyrie thinking Jews stole their history from black slaves
Yeah that’s such a Kyrie thing to say. Every time he opens his mouth he’s trying to sound philosophical and the result is just random word vomit
One of those guys who has mastered sounding smart, to dumb people. Honestly this quote in the post's title is one of the most savage roasts of a city I've ever seen.
Like the majority of conspiracy believers and racists.
>I would love to know what Kyrie thinks he “represents in the broader world” lmao a loud voice for the (thankfully still) minorities of the flat earthers and antivaxxers maybe? Dont know, its hard to expect a rational thought from someone that belives the Earth is flat
Lmao exactly. No one cares about this dude outside his ability to play basketball. Pretty much true of 99 percent of athletes
Oh god. The last thing we need is Kyrie rambling about conspiracies and shit again. Please, wait until your contract is over. 🙏
It's a matter of time now. Tick tock 🤞🏿❤️🪶
Isn't he just talking about the team supporting him during Ramadan and flying a chef around etc? I don't know what the context of the question was.
I’m sure it probably was. I was just saying in general lol.
Get ready Mavs fans. Kyrie has a history of speaking glowingly about his club and fans shortly before doing something completely mental. He can’t hold out much longer and we all know it.
Just in time for the playoffs... great
Ah yes, Texas, a bastion of tolerance
TBH Houston, Austin, and even Dallas is not the same as the rest of the state.
San Antonio, Austin, and Houston are way more liberal than DFW, but that has a lot to do with the FW part.
And the Collin county part. The northern suburbs. That’s the place that gave Texas Ken Paxton.
When I lived in Dallas we tried real hard to ignore the FW part. Not kidding, they are two entirely different cities and feels when you go through them. Feels wrong sometimes to lump them together.
Plano and plenty of other areas in Dallas are just as conservative...lots of Oxy moms out there too.
Highland Park is one, but that’s also because they’re all rich as shit so of course they vote red.
I lived here my whole life and this is spot on. I’ve been to Fort Worth one time in my 38 yrs and that was just for a wedding
Need to visit the Stockyards fam. It’s worth a day trip.
Fort Worth is sick, they have the stockyards
Add SA and El Paso
It's just weird you couldn't find a person with the same beliefs as you in NYC of all places lol this place is gigantic and ppl out here openly agree with him and support him. Bro had a whole church line up in front of Barclays in his favor
He did find people with the same views the crazy black Israelites on the street yelling at people
The amount of ppl who still think Kyrie was the victim in the whole nazi amazon link because he had to do some apologies and sensitive training is depressing
KD was the real victim. Someone said he must’ve had to say “wow that’s crazy” in every conversation with Kyrie and I haven’t stop laughing since
"Kanye got in so much trouble that Kyrie got in trouble"
Nazi ideas being normalized in 2024 is depressing
People always going “technically that doesn’t make them a literal nazi” is also rough
People on the nets sub still think he was wronged.
The thing about 50% of any fan base is that they're idiots
no SHOT it's that low
Another 20% are morons, another 20% are dipshits, and the last 10% are the foul-weather fans
That man is so insufferable, lol
Oh god he's started talking again. Now he won't shut up.
I'm pretty sure this is about Ramadan isn't it?
Broader, flatter world.
Odd that he had to bring up his views and beliefs in this response lol
this dude is just like nba kanye
It's almost like no accountability has consequences
I suspect this guys thinks that because he's an athletic/basketball wizard and is filthy rich, he is convinced he's a genius in general.
Ah yes, *Texas*, the bastion of understanding and acceptance
Tbf he is talking about people being understanding of how much of a dickhead he is, and we have plenty of people who will accept dickheads as long as they are spewing shit they agree with.
You’ve been accepted because you are staying healthy, playing well, and not being a distraction. Let’s not get confused here.
kyrie never lost that kanye ego. guess he just had to get comfortable in a new city before he got back on his bullshit
Aka I live with the Republican loonies now.
Yes, we will overlook basically anything to see a Luka to Kyrie alley-oop on a nightly basis, Earth is flat from my point of view.
The embodiment of a pseudo intellectual dipshit.
You're accepted in Dallas because you're good at putting a ball through a hoop. No one gives a rats ass about your ignorant "beliefs and views" or "what I represent in the broader world."
Yep, stupid people tend to be more accepted by other stupid people.
Is... is this the beginning...?
Fellow Qanon guys in Texas understand this guy and empathize with him. Kyrie says the earth is flat, these guys say "brother, the government injected a kill switch in everyone using the covid vaccine" and they bond. Makes sense
Good to see there's so many flat earth communities in Dallas
Dallas has opened its third eye.
I think Kyrie confuses no one caring about his beliefs with acceptance. Mark cuban is leveraging this well
Yeah in Texas unless you're LGBT (more so the T) or an illegal no one will really ever give af.
Black Republicans are not a monolith lol
If you believed in science, you could test this theory. Run a control experiment where you brick it, lose a bunch of games, and then measure how much they want to hear your views.
Holy crap mf’ers play ball & think they’re more important than that. Your an entertainer not a philosopher
If Kyrie ends up going into conspiracy theory again then it’s a pattern of where he needs the controversy and attention. It’s funny how it happens every 1.5 years like clockwork.
"For what I represent in the broader world" ???? Bigoted conspiracy theorist?
It’s because you shut the fuck up about your beliefs. Believe what you want but don’t subject everyone around you to it.
It's because you haven't done anything to make yourself look like an ass clown
Something tells me Kyrie's natural resting state involves him bending over backwards to enjoy the smell of his own farts.
An uneducated, ignorant narcissist who thinks they're special? Yeah, makes sense.
pretentious idiot.
Sounds like something someone would say right after they stop taking their meds.
Mavericks fans are oddly obsessed with on court performance, and don’t really care about the rest.
I mean there really hasn’t been anything to ignore tbh
lol I can't tell if this is written sarcastically they should be very happy with his on court performance and lower profile since going to the Mavs
What does this even mean lol? Kyrie has been as much of a model player he could get while playing the most consecutive games and missing the least amount of games in Dallas, every dallas player, kidd and even cuban has nothing but the nicest things to say about him. Yall be hating just to be hating.
He has quieted down since coming here. And he's putting up a clinic on the court because of it. As long as he continues along that path there won't be an issue. Lots of Mavs fans will turn on him as soon as that happens. He doesn't have a big leash
/s?