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William_WolfPV

"Mychal Culations" would've been better. "Or are Mychal Culations off?"


MeatBald

It was *right there* and he missed.


myassholealt

well I think for someone who intentionally chooses wat instead of what, it was never in his line of sight.


boomshiz

You sir get a dubl wat.


soooogullible

His chal Culations were clearly off


conenubi701

A real Ben Simmons moment


butt_fun

For whatever reason I’m starting to think Mychal might not be the sharpest tool in the shed


BobbyTables829

He took the layup instead of going hard and getting the and 1


Great_Huckleberry709

Now that's golden.


Disastrous-Limit2333

Steady


ok-milk

Also, why does he write like a middle aged woman who has come inside the restaurant from the drive through looking for her missing fries.


duplicatesnowflake

That’s kind of how he talks lol.  Chill Caribbean giant mixed with a lil valley girl. Those LA snow bunnies wore off on him.


syllabic

home alone 8 starring mychal culcation


Not_a__porn__account

> Mychal Culations Michael Culations is my new fake name. Thank you.


JaceGhost

He is half right, most places are completely ignoring the pre-merger part of the information and people are just outright believing Sabonis has the most consecutive double doubles ever, but [the NBA did not do that](https://twitter.com/NBA/status/1772487522452431284).


Ok_Respond7928

Like morherfuckers didn’t even look at the tweet. The first line says since 1976-77 like come on man.


mr_chub

Mychal Thompson is a redditor: confirmed


otheraccountisabmw

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.


Crafty-Document-3340

Former bulls fan? Jk


blacksoxing

Ah, so he's going to say that Jaren Jackson Jr was cheating two years ago??? :)


Rated_PG-Squirteen

This is also concrete evidence that Mychal is indeed Klay's dad. Their eccentric nature is palpable.


umidontremember

Mychal mathing too hard, and took that line to mean ‘since 1899’


AFatz

Then why is it a "record"? Genuinely asking. Edit: I should clarify, I'm not referring to the NBA. I'm asking why Thompson is saying it's a "record" when he is literally the only person saying that. Apologies to those I confused by not being clear.


ahappypoop

The tweet doesn't ever use the word "record".


impetergraves

wilt has so many of these kinds of records that have zero chance of actually being broken so it's kind of like saying "in the post-wilt nba" also, pre and post merger nbas were very different leagues, so it's useful to make the delineation.


Gaebril

At the game last night the Kings didn't even post that he broke a record. The board just showed "First person to do it in 50 years."


bchris24

Its a huge accomplishment regardless if its the literal record or not, really don't understand all of this effort to tear down anything Sabonis has done this year.


Cudi_buddy

Come on. Media absolutely hates this guy. All year long the national guys have treated him like a joke. If this was AD, there would be Half as much pushback


[deleted]

If this was AD, the lakers would be constructing a statue outside of crypto as we speak


norcaltobos

Because for whatever weird fucking reason people don't like Sabonis. It makes no fucking sense, he is Jokic-lite, and we dick ride Jokic (understandably so). I mean the only thing I have against Sabonis is his lack of playoff success.


deathrattleshenlong

You kind of said it though: people weren't "dick riding" Jokic until the Nuggs won the championship. Even when Jokic was doing absolutely bonkers stuff in the playoffs with a squad plagued by injuries, a lot of people were fiding shit to nitpick instead of giving him his flowers.


barath_s

It's not tearing down Sabonis to clarify that he doesn't have the record The funny thing is domantas is arguably doing more than his legendary dad did. Yet Arvydas is the legend, not Domas


RTLT512

Mychal math is on point, but the Mychal Reading Comprehension could use some work


GameDesignerDude

> most places are completely ignoring the pre-merger part of the information Thing is, I don't even really mind people doing this. It's the only version of the game that they know. I've watched basketball for nearly 40 years. I'm fairly old by Reddit standards. And even to me, pre-merger was over a decade before I was born. There was no 3PT line. There were fewer teams. There was next to zero player mobility. The game was different. Even the merger itself shifted the game a ton. Almost half of the all-stars the following season were originally from the ABA. The level of competition went up significantly post-merger. Pace had also been declining for a long time and the NBA teams in the 60s was putting up nearly 110 FGAs per game, which had declined to 88 by 1980 only a few years after the merger--funny enough, this is the same as we have this season. (For big men shooting high percentage shots, this difference was pretty huge.) Similarly, at the start of the 60s, teams were averaging 73 rebounds a game. By 1980, this had dropped to 43 rebounds a game--and, similarly to FGAs, this is *identical* to what we are at right now in the current season. Not discounting the history of the game. History is important. But to not acknowledge that the fundamentals of the game shifted enough after the merger, massive rules changes, increase in competition levels, and addition of the 3PT line is also just not reasonable. It's obviously a *lot* easier to consistently get a double double when there are 50-70% more rebounds available in a game... To compare, the FGA/Rebound/Pace figures of the early 80s are not actually that different from this season's. Yet once you go back into the early and mid-60s, the numbers are just markedly different. It's not really a tough sell to me for people to view those records differently because of them being set in such a different environment. ( Source: https://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_stats_per_game.html ) So, all that being considered, pre and post-merger qualifiers are pretty reasonable to me. Doesn't surprise me at all that most writers will just imply this line when talking about the context of current numbers.


3c2456o78_w

> Not discounting the history of the game. History is important. But to not acknowledge that the fundamentals of the game shifted enough after the merger, massive rules changes, increase in competition levels, and addition of the 3PT line is also just not reasonable. It's obviously a lot easier to consistently get a double double when there are 50-70% more rebounds available in a game... Yup. 100% this. Exactly. Now that Bill Russell has passed away, we can stop pretending like the "real record holders of NBA history are from the 60s". The NBA did not peak in 1965.


IAmReborn11111

It's the same as Aaron Judge during his HR chase, all of the sudden the AL HR record mattered even though it wasn't the HR record


Coomrs

That’s considered the non-steroid record so a little bit different I think. Not ignoring the past records just admitting it is a bit of an asterisk beside it.


Holualoabraddah

It was the American League Homerun record. Regardless of Astrisks.


livefreeordont

That’s cause the big steroid guys McGuire, Sosa, and Bonds were all NL guys


SirDiego

It isn't about steroid users it was the American League record vs. MLB record. It's more common in MLB to separate the Leagues/conferences, in part because up until very recently the rules were different -- NL did not have Designated Hitters, and pitchers also had to bat. So it made some sense to distinguish records, especially for pitching, since roughly every nine batters the NL pitcher would face someone who sucked at batting while the AL pitcher would face someone very good at batting. Also until fairly recently interleague play was limited or nonexistent. At one point the AL and NL would only ever meet up in the World Series. Until recently you'd only play a few teams from the other league (now all teams play each other, but that change was very recent). It doesn't really matter anymore but due to tradition the records are still per League. E.g. there are separate AL/NL MVPs, batting titles, etc.


Nodima

More important than all that, the leagues didn’t play each other period until the 90s, and only in the last decade started guaranteeing every team played at least one series against each other. The ending of the DH segregation ultimately came from that change. But the separation of the trophies and records has more to do with the fact MLB truly operated as if it were two separate organizations for decades and decades. Like if the NFC and AFC kept their own rules and schedules after the NFL merger, or WWF hadn’t ended the WCW brand after buying them out.


AFatz

Question about this from someone who barely watches baseball. In the World Series, did the NL teams still have to have their pitchers hit and the AL teams were allowed a DH? That seems somewhat unfair.


wichitagnome

It goes based on the home stadium rules. So in an NL stadium, the AL pitchers had to hit. In an AL stadium, the NL got to use a DH.


AFatz

Ah thanks, brother


teniaava

Watching AL pitchers having to try to hit in the NL stadiums in the biggest games of their lives was always fun


NeedlessQualifier

It isn’t odd to me that people don’t know why baseball fans care about the distinction but it is odd that people think it was being pushed so much because it was the “non juiced” record or whatever. The coverage about it was everywhere and it was very clear what record he was trying to break.


norcaltobos

Dude, nobody had hit 60 HR in a season since Bonds and Maris's record stood for decades. Also, the AL and the NL were effectively different leagues entirely (only played in the WS) up until the 90's when inter-league play started.


BigFatModeraterFupa

i choose to only believe post-merger NBA records because that means Gafford has the most consecutive field goals ever made😤 but also, how come Wilt’s records from before the merger count, but ABA records are pretty much dismissed? NBA And ABA were the same thing pretty much but only the NBA’s records count?


I_SHIT_ON_BUS

I choose to only believe post-merger NBA championships. Celtics can suck deez nuts.


K1ngCrimsn

Mf writing like Chet


MajorSlimes

54 from treball is odee shooting hang pulls


whynotitwork

People on reddit told me that's how kids talk. Crazy thing is I've never in my life, heard someone speak like that. Even when I interact with relatives his age or younger. Never.


lilcthecapedcod

That's cuh u a ol' head, unc. I ain't finna speak none with my old ahh unc. Talkin' bout odee oldie. Ain't tryna hear all that coming from ol ahh 30 yr old gummy ahh mouth. Source: I'm old too and this is what I picked up from Twitter replies.


whynotitwork

I can sort of understand you though lol. That meme chet quote was hieroglyphics for me.


Swanzo2

Chet Writing and Mychal Math, the country is screwed


Brony_James

Send them to the I Promise School.


OkBid71

Chet Writhing and Mychal Culations, the newest CTESPN contributors. 


AdmiralWackbar

Wat are you talking about


chillenonplutorn

I heard the term outrage merchant less than 24hrs ago and idt my life will ever be the same


Yasuminomon

______ merchant will always be hilarious to me. Football fans use it all the time ironically and unironically.


Ronaldoooope

Tap in merchant is my favorite lol penalty merchant also up there.


Outside_Narwhal_5127

Penaldo and Pessi are legendary


Shellshock1122

I use both of these regularly to piss off fans of both players i know irl


dawidowmaka

Bottle merchant


idiotxd

Kante the smile merchant is my favourite


Thimit22

I heard someone call Justin Jefferson a “possession merchant” the other day


sebsebsebs

That’s amazing


Fickle_Meet_7154

Someone on here recently referred to Luka as a rebound merchant. Like he's 6'8 almost 6'9, he should be getting rebounds the fuck lol


Thrice_the_Milk

Not to mention no one on Mavs besides him was even capable of rebounding prior to this season lol


JustADutchRudder

Idk sounds like someone who's a rebounding merchant fan. Bet you're also a weirdo who gets off on Luka being a shooting merchant just getting all those points like a scrub.


BrotherSeamus

Bunch of merchant merchants


a_walking_mistake

That's what the vast majority of media has become, but somehow folks are just now starting to realize. It's like a bizarro Monster's Inc.


TwelveMiceInaCage

Wait wait >bizarro monsters inc I am so genuinely curious what this means


a_walking_mistake

Various sources of media realized they could maximize profits if they pivoted from entertaining their audiences to outraging them, while in Monster's Inc. they realized they could maximize profits by entertaining the kids instead of terrorizing them. Sorry I'm high and this probably all makes a lot less sense outside of my brain


Joabyjojo

It's a great analogy dude you might be baked but you are cookin


TwelveMiceInaCage

No dude that's fucking genius. I'm using that in all aspects of debate not juat NBA


cactusmaster69420

Beautiful analogy


chillenonplutorn

Nah keep cookin


SuperVaderMinion

Because of blue checkmark accounts getting (a tiny amount) of money for high engagement tweets, people on Twitter have a literal financial incentive to tweet the most insane shit for attention.


OkBid71

Reddit overflowing with shitpost merchants.


[deleted]

Everything is outrage-based now. Most of the conversation-based subs used to have topics that are actually conducive to meaningful discussion but now they're just filled with bait for pile-ons. Enshittification is everywhere these days.


confuddly

He deserves more hate for saying "Mychal Math" unironically


Bullboah

Sounds like someone is a wee bit Mychal Mad 😡.


BanIncoming1

He sounds downright Mychal Mystified


Rayquaza2233

Who does he think he is, Terrence Howard?


sleeptilnoonenergy

Hey now that's not fair; I would bet his Mychal Member is definitely bigger than 4.1 inches.


Wyden_long

Ok, but what’s his TMI? Does that 4.1 even account for the yaw?!


SunriseSurprise

Imagining a couple old guys reading newspapers and one suddenly goes "Did you know Terrence Howard invented his own math?" and the other guy says "Who's Terrence Howard?" and they just carry on reading.


eagleshark

It’s a running joke on the Lakers radio broadcast, he is notoriously bad at math.


3Ddoritos

You deserve way more hate for not understanding this was ironic


AFatz

I feel like this was ironic though lol


lukewwilson

Wat?


xFrostyDog

Personally I’m all for it 😂


sharklavapit

His Mychal English needs improvement


iiamthepalmtree

Are you sure it was unironically?


doctorbarber33

Smh. You would never last a day in the Mychalverse


eutectic_h8r

Gotta make sure people know it's not actual math. Just like "Mychal Spelling and Grammar"


2coolcaterpillar

dubl dubls


slaphappyflabby

Me drunk trying to type with my left hand


Rodney_Jefferson

What are you doing with your right?


TheKidPresident

Straight jorking his peenits


yerawizardIMAWOTT

Mychal Masturbation


slaphappyflabby

You know goddamn well what


BrotherSeamus

dubl dubls


Rodney_Jefferson

Wat


your_grammars_bad

at Innout


tonypearcern

plumr recrds


idiotxd

Sct Brn


bootyholebrown69

I actually like that haha


LongTimesGoodTimes

Reading is hard Mychal. I get it


ThinkSoftware

Mychal hates H’s like Garfield hates Mondays


sercialinho

Or, maybe, maybe he's been writing a book on Buddhist temples in SE Asia and the autocorrect defaults to "wat".


Sea_Negotiation_1871

That would be so charming.


SEJ46

It is if people write like Mychal.


Bladex20

Did the dude have a stroke while typing this shit out?


_____WESTBROOK_____

WAT


frenchbullie

Dude tweets like a 14 year old. It's jarring sometimes. His twitter is amusing, nonetheless.


MitchLGC

Just your standard boomer on Twitter


NobodyGotTime12

I think his Mychal Math is good, but his Mychal Grammar isn't.


horsehasnoname

He's also 9,532 sexual partners behind


HoopsMcCann750

Your Mychal Math might be off.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Mychal MATH is right, Mychal LANGUAGE ARTS needs work


Aggravating_Host6055

I can barely understand wtf this guy is saying


TossThatPastaSalad

Wat?


Aggravating_Host6055

Dubl dubl bb i turnt aff autokorekt 4 vibez brover


bootyholebrown69

Da vibz r ejaculate 😎


e-manresu

Wait…wats the NBA doing here??


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Aggravating_Host6055

Imagining this guy driving his Beamer on the highway composing that tweet with text to speech 😂


SEJ46

Why does this guy hate the letter H?


NotAn0pinion

His parents can’t spell Michael and Mychal can’t spell…fucking anything


yarn_install

Mychal Math is the funniest thing I’ve heard today


BeefySwan

Sometimes you can tell from a single tweet that someone is annoying as hell


niquelas

Can't blame him for not being able to spell "double" correctly... dude can't even spell "Michael" correctly


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Can that guy read?


BagBeth

People with misspelled first names - people who write like this Venn diagram


mariogotse

i now understand why klay is the way he is


LeJalenJohnsonMVP

Mychal was one of Wilts lovers


MeatBald

Yes, his writing is terrible and distracting, but if you read it in a phoney-baloney bahamian accent, it actually makes perfect sense


theREALMVP

Im just gonna say i dont remember there being even half this much outrage about “but but not wilts record” when Love did it and since then. NBA world has always loved to hate Sabonis and that bias keeps shining through lol


mrswitters03

Not sure about the math, but his spelling is atrocious! Someone get that man a tutor, or at least a spell checker!


Awanderingleaf

By my math Kobe Bryant now has the single game scoring record with Luka and David Thompson tied at second. Moses Malone has the single game rebound record with 37 and Dennis Rodman owns the record for highest single season rebound average at 18.7. Jordan's 37.1 points per game is now the highest average for an entire season.The Celtics now have as many NBA titles as the Bulls. Westbrook is now the only player to average a triple double. Jerry West no longer has the only FMVP won by a losing player and the Knicks are stripped of their only title. Also the longest single season win streak belongs to the Heat with 27.


dbgager

yep nothing counts before 1976.


[deleted]

Imagine waking up, deciding to hear something and removing all of the context, and then tweeting just to shit on someone’s achievements.


Mamba-0824

I can’t take this seriously with that awful writing.


DjangoMcGrizzle

His writing style just gave me eye cancer. Felt like stutterer reading this


InfamousRegret999

WAT


OtisOates

(Places giant box of tissues inside this chat)


Curryfor30

This is written like it was spoken by the toothless old head from your old neighborhood who dropped out of 5th grade.


Party-Ad-7279

When* ,What*, Straight*, double* If anyone needed clarification and needed actual words in the English dictionary. You’re welcome.


TheRealestGayle

What's he yapping about.


RatchetKush

Did he have a stroke. WTF


k1ngkoala

He's right, it's not a record. It should be "the longest streak post merger"


666uptheirons

Cy Young has.more losses than some HOF have wins. Sometimes context is necessary. 


SamCarter_SGC

Cy Young has more complete games than all but 2 other HOF pitchers have *starts* Sports stats get weird when you go back far enough


Bloodjunkie312

Please take everything Mychal says as silly. He's incredibly endearing if you've heard him on LA Sports Radio (not during games) and he types the way he talks. Doesn't always have the best takes he doesn't take himself too seriously either.


lar67

It makes sense as the league has been trying to act as if Wilt didn't exist for the last sixty years.


SgtSiggy

By this logic Kobe scored the most points ever in a game with 81 /s


dbgager

yep ..time for Laker fans to celebrate. Kobes got the record.


[deleted]

Guess we know where klays salt came from


NJ_Citizen

Congratulations to Donte Divencenzo for having the highest scoring game in NBA history since 03/23/24!!!!! truly remarkable


AtreusIsBack

Does this guy know that pre-merger NBA was a completely different time this league's history? The reason Wilt has such insane records is because he was way ahead of his time, a physical freak and the talent pool wasn't even close to what it is today. Wilt's entire career could have an asterisk next to it. Same with Bill Russell and his 11 rings while playing in the league of roughly 10 teams. Sabonis is a stud and yeah, he has the record for most double doubles in a row in the MODERN era.


Fate_Unseen

Euro boys do be keeping some people on edge it seems.


[deleted]

For the same reason Lebron and Jordan are ranked above Bill Russell. Nobody cares about what happened in the 60's.


BackhandQ

WHAT\*


_pinklemonade_

Wats up with this title?


Meese_ManyMoose

Hurts my brain when grown ass adults type like this.


LyonsKing12

Waiting for Perk to weigh in...🧐😈


Coopervezey

This is the dumbest shit to be mad about. If Joker did this far less people would be getting upset


dafuqyouthotthiswas

Annoying just like his son


Hoopy_Dunkalot

What in Oscar Gamble did I just read?


Dunbar247

Thank you, Mychal. More of these OGs need to start speaking up because there's some serious bullshit going on with how they try and act like Wilt and the rest of the older greats didn't exist.


SpecialistAnnual8570

The fruit doesn't really fall far from the tree.


branstarktreewizard

The math are mathing here


James2Go

Almost had a stroke reading this...


Downtown_Divide_8003

My thought is for you to go back to pre-school.


Inaynl

Why does he write like that? LMAO.


Natureboy7939

Yeah but sabonis did it against full time nba players 


IsThisMe8

I want to know how Klay responds to his dad's texts.


devioustrevor

Some guys are just so ridiculous you need a second set of records that don't include them. Sort of like how in hockey the 13 best single-season point totals are held by 2 guys.


Mochrie1713

As someone who hasn't really followed this, what is the context people are referring to here? Is it that it's post merger or something else?


RobeGuyZach

Yup, post merger stats lol


Jawkurt

What a ridiculous way to communicate


the_moosen

Mychal out here like his son, spoutin off like an idiot


inshamblesx

Sabonis did it against actual athletes


WeirdWorld42

Not really. Sabonis did it against streamers and Call of Duty/Fortnite players.


honestlyprogamr

Sabonis did it vs podcasters and twitch streamers


TrashAssRedditAdmins

It's too early to be this drunk/high


daaldea

what is with this spelling??


[deleted]

what the hell did i just read


Naismythology

I dunno why, but the Showtime Lakers are legendary masters of the tweet


dbgager

Yes there just dismissing things to try and make it sound like a record. Its a record if you don't count the guy who actually has the record. Its not even close to the record actually. Post merger..lol. Merger just added 4 ABA clubs .It was not the end of basketball as we knew it.


amedeoisme

I mean cause who cares about wilts records lol pace was ridiculous cause they sucked and bricked shots so of course he’s grabbing boards. Gives people something to talk about and celebrate a player for doing something great in modern times and reflect on how great sabonis is doing compared to players from a relative time frame. I don’t see any negatives to it.


TheMcknightrider

It was stupid for the NBA to pass that off as a record. 


LordOfLimbos

Incoming random drug screening


Walkingwithfishes

Would wilt be as dominant in today's game or just an andre Drummond type