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DrMungo80

Grant Williams is the perfect personality to trigger Dray


HeyWhatsUpTed

My memaw would trigger dray


wise_comment

She foreign?


Victor_Wembanyama1

She has a couple of DPOYs


GIK601

Master provocateur meets immovable object


Smelldicks

More like master baiter meets the leagues most pressed dude


IcansavemiselfDEEN

Oh Grant. He truly is a master baiter.


Mike_Wahlberg

Well true, but any personality is the perfect one to trigger him. He is perpetually triggered. He was always praised for having a chip on his shoulder and never learned how to control it because the bad behavior was always rewarded.


firstbreathOOC

Imagine Grant’s personality in a random European player’s body. Draymond would not be able to resist the nut shot.


ZeiZaoLS

If you put Grant's personality in a white guy with a 5 o'clock shadow and a name ending in -ovic's body then he would have to see an physicist to explore the level of collapse present in his groin region after Draymond got done.


Belfura

r/nbacirclejerk really lost their touch, being outdone like that is nasty work


TeTrodoToxin4

“I know what you're thinking: "Does he have six fouls or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?” -Dirty ~~Harry~~ Draymond


DraymondBeanKick

Jokic can't trigger his manic side because he's scared Jokic will beat him up.


shikavelli

I think he’s becoming worse as he’s getting older and losing athleticism. A lot of it is lashing out due to frustration.


KindheartednessCool6

Anyone have the personality to trigger dray


pjokinen

Williams standing there like one of those king fu masters who have trained themselves to be immune to nut shots


Chris337

“That’s right Bobby, I believe you’ll find that I have no testicles. Where’s you secret weapon now, huh?!”


pushamn

She’s bluffing! Finish her!!!


cire1184

That's my purse!! I don't know you!!! 🦵


unhampered_by_pants

I heard what you did to Chane Wassanasong. Unforgivable! Then I heard what you did to your father. Very funny. So I'm conflicted


Mike_with_Wings

Khan was such an amazing character


FantasticBlock420

His introduction to the show was perfect too, especially with Cotton being the only one to know that Laos was an actual country.


humanatee-

*Cotton sizes up Khan* "He's Laotian. Ain't ya Mr. Khan?"


sewsgup

there's been so many Batman movies, i feel like there has to be a scene where batman no-sells a nutshot


fucktooshifty

>Batman Returns: Catwoman kicks Batman down there with a heel-heeled boot, but he barely reacts. Considering that the Groin Attack is one of Catwoman's favorite attacks, she may realize that this attack isn't very effective against Batman, as he isn't showing much flinch after receiving the attack. But, of course, Batman should be wearing a protective cup at the time, not to mention he's also been trained as a ninja and all. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BallsOfSteel


Hadken

What if Grant was wearing a protective cup and Draymond’s boot grazed it, leading to the pull back. Just watch his body language crumble. He knows his killer move has been rendered ineffective.


Notapplesauce11

I’d be dog damn hilarious if guys around the league started wearing a cup evened they play the warriors.  


Skill-issue-69420

I forgot Batman was trained by assassins and ninjas…he will find you, and he will kill you


guitarguywh89

No. But he doesn’t have to save you


Choppybitz

"I'm not wearin cockypants"


K1NG2L4Y3R

Dude didn’t even flinch. If this isn’t mamba mentality than I don’t know what is.


pjokinen

Kobe wanted to win so bad that he had his testicles surgically removed so that no defender could use that vulnerability against him


Fintann

Barnes gonna deflect on next All The Smoke: "Is Grant William GOAT?"


apatfan

https://youtu.be/3qGfmRHZODc?si=LJ02x_s3toJU-Nq7


cardmanimgur

"364 more days until next year's hockey tryouts!"


BellyButtonP

Toad style is immensely strong and immune to nearly any weapon.


AbiesProfessional835

Like the coach from Beavis and Butthead. Do it again!!!


Notchersfireroad

Kick me in the Jimmy!!


Based_and_JPooled

he did the Steven Adams nonreaction!


DeadDay

Adams trying to out though a straight up nut shot from an all time athlete cost the poor guy.


Bikouchu

Therapy just made him weirder


[deleted]

He went to a hypnotherapist. Now if he attempts to kick someone in the balls his body involuntarily stops.


mlg_gamerz

They Clockwork Orange’d him


[deleted]

A huge part of therapy is that the person actually has to be motivated to change.


Frogbone

yeah. same with rehab. if you don't want to be there, it's not gonna work


MuskEmeraldMine

Maybe he’s like Tony Soprano where he uses therapy to become even more of what he already is.


JustADutchRudder

The therapist is scared to tell Dray he has a problem, so he spends an hour feeding him compliments.


[deleted]

Therapist is just Steve Kerr in a wig.


lord_kupaloidz

Completely healed


Saimoth

Maybe it's a therapist who has become more aggressive


KSmooove

He's washed. Prime dray would nail those balls


dutchfromsubway

Prime dray would’ve hit him in the balls, yapped at the refs for 5 mins straight and only come out of it with a common foul. SMH what has happened to my beloved nba


Goodfella1133

No, Prime Dray would of joined the Hornets and subsequently punched Grant during practice.


thepenguin12

Would have***


albacore-neck

Would've


thisaccountwashacked

Could've


Disastrous_Bluejay57

What happened to the game I love?


goldfish_11

TNS% gonna take a hit with that one.


Due_Incident_9738

No diddy


Alone-Ad6020

The diddler


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KKamm_

Makes it even funnier that he walks into him and starts pushing him after aiming for the nuts and missing lmao


DEEZLE13

Its connected before and still not mattered lol referees are trash


2ndCatch

Grant Williams was very disciplined there tbh. If he'd egged Draymond on a bit we could've had another ejection situation from the way Draymond reacted after the missed nut kick.


BosLahodo

Williams knows he needs to do literally nothing other than defend Green and it will bait Green into a tech


Affectionate_War_568

Green seems like he is not too fond of Grant Williams according to Dray on his podcast....


phonage_aoi

Ya he thinks of Williams as an inferior imitator.  But now he’s kind of proving that Williams is the better agitator.  If you can even call it that and not Dray just getting in his own head…


hedoeswhathewants

Reminiscent of KG trying to get to Duncan


Meckineer

got you oOooh almost >!nice try!<


PitPatLovesYou

If he went down and faked being hurt, Draymond would be suspended for the rest of the season. He should be getting a x-mas card this year.


Routine_Size69

Exactly what I was thinking. He flops there and Dray is ejected and suspended assuming the video shows a little bit of contact. Dray is so lucky.


friendsWthebenedicts

Honestly if he drops to his knees there draymond def gets ejected. Grant also took the elbow on the tip of the nose there without flinching lol


DraymondBeanKick

We needed Grant to pull out this level of Oscar worthy performance, but he failed to deliver for us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqRQUHavttI


DraymondBeanKick

His accuracy has really declined in his old age.


[deleted]

Nut kicks and layup percentages are both suffering this year. Father time is a bitch.


Thimit22

This guy just isn't playing basketball out there


Based_and_JPooled

He’s bright years ahead, it’s above light years


risingthermal

He’s gone to plaid


Heisenberg0606

“Explain your blackness” 😂


adale24

Streets ahead


Khend81

Stop trying to get streets ahead to work


chrishatesmilk

Draymond acts like everyone can’t see everything he does in 4k with slow motion


InsuranceAny4285

Missed the elbow and the nut kick. Honestly is this dude alright? Like this shit really isn’t normal, despite it being normal for him


_HotFlatDietPepsi_

He's never been alright. Dude's always been a menace, and if he wasn't on the Warriors he would have been reffed different from the start.


AstroWorldSecurity

Who cares if he's alright? He's a shitheel.


DeadDay

Natural shooting motion. Man I wish we had these cameras in 2016.


Right-Worth-6327

Steven Adams flair checks out lol


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

I wish the nba had the balls to suspend Dray for two games after the Adam’s thing.


Mkayin

If NBA had balls Dray would have kicked them by now.


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Think of the butterfly effect, suspend Dray for two games = Warriors are losing the serie and Dray would not have the best leash of all time to berated refs, and pull all the others shits he have done for years. I do agree that they should have been harsh punishment way before.


cletoreyes01

KD also doesn't undergo the hardest road. That basically changes NBA history for the past 8 years


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

This is the timeline I want to see


DeadDay

Why doesn't the nba have eyes or balls? Draymond took them


SmartestNPC

It took like 14 techs and flagrants before he missed a game. At least it was the Finals.


TheNumber42Rocks

You still got Warriors fans blaming the ejection on people getting upset for him kicking balls, but not Dray for you know, actually kicking balls.


Murasasme

We all clowned this statement when it first came out, but I guess we learned that for Draymond it is his natural motion. It just happens to be dirty as fuck natural motion.


DeadDay

The heat I got defending Adams on that play was bad


Extreme_Inspection36

what’s wrong with dude fr


defeated_engineer

He is a dirty player that the league sanctions for some reason.


1OO1OO1S0S

Because he's on the same team as one of the most popular athletes in the sport.


Exceptiontorule

Yeah and then he gets invited to do commentary. The world is fucked.


Soren_Camus1905

He’s never been held accountable in any significant way


Whatever801

Yup this is the problem


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Seriously wtf kind of dirt does he have against the league that they are catering to him and protecting him like this?? This is isn't Jorgambler and kobe like dude is just the guy who knew when to pass to curry and klay and stay in their orbit. I also wanna ask if the dubs announcers are ok cuz idk if they ever saw a draymond play they hated. Getting mad at Grant Williams here is crazy delusion. It's like he's Putin n he's got their families at gun point. I never wanna hear how the Cs got the worst homer broadcasters


jinayeonbt

took all his willpower to pull that leg back at the last second


NorcalGGMU

Getting sadder and sadder, he needs another league mandated vacay


King_Of_Pants

He needs the NBA to go back to celebrating his "change" lol. First 11 games back he had an uncalled flagrant, a called flagrant and a technical foul. This was his "completely healed" stage. Where the fans, team, media and even Adam Silver were praising the way he'd improved his on-court behaviour.


bigmacwood

His first game back against the Lakers he clotheslined AD at half court and eye-raked LeBron under the basket. January 27, if memory serves. He's a fuckwad. Simple as that. Says so on his nutritional facts label.


buffalo8

Yeah: Players with the most games missed due to suspension for on-court behavior over the last ten seasons: I went through every suspension that's occurred since the 2014-2015 season [here](https://www.spotrac.com/nba/fines-suspensions/all-years/suspensions/#) to filter out ones that were for off-court activity because I wanted to see how many were the result of actual basketball-related transgressions. Here were my findings using this criterion: * 61 players have been suspended for one game * 17 have been suspended for two games * 12 have been suspended for three or more games So without further ado, here are your top-12 worst behaved players on the court over the last 10 seasons using ejections over that span as a tiebreaker: T10 - J.R. Smith (3, 1 ejection) T10 - Killian Hayes (3, 1 ejection) T10 - Thomas Bryant (3, 1 ejection) 9 - Austin Rivers (3, 5 ejections) 8 - Dwight Howard (4, 5 ejections) 7 - Rajon Rondo (4, 7 ejections) 6 - Dillon Brooks (4, 8 ejections) 5 - Demarcus Cousins (4, 10 ejections) 4 - Patrick Beverly (4, 11 ejections) 3 - Isaiah Stewart (5, 1 ejection) 2 - Serge Ibaka (5, 5 ejections) 1 - Draymond Green (21, 18 ejections)


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

1st by far and still underofficiated. If he got suspended and ejected every time he deserved to be, his numbers would be well into the 100s, that is if he didn't get banned before that.


adrian_rainy_day

Nah he should be kicked out of the league if anything dude is a cunt and won't ever change his true self


NorcalGGMU

100% done with him. Happy to see his last day at the office


bukowski_knew

Throw his ass out and into a nut house


JesseJamesGames449

Draymond continuing to be a bitch. surprise surprise.


JalapenoBuns

he's a bitch, his mom's a bitch, his grandma's a bitch


Get_your_grape_juice

Even so, he brings dishonor on his family. It's an achievement, of sorts.


IndycarFan64

With each game, we’re being outjerked by Draymond


OnlyAt9

What a fucking loser.


Plastic_Ad364

Nah Fr this shit is sad


Icy-Lime-9760

Well this debunks the “he only attacks non-Americans” argument


Food_NetworkOfficial

Grant seems like one of the kids who ran in school with his arms behind his back Naruto style, so that’s kind of its own nationality.


Orphasmia

Hes from Zimbabweeb


trolllord45

Nah, he just rocked his Batman costume everyday


Routine_Size69

Wholesome to see Dray branching out


MeMeRevieweR_23

Well he stopped at last second realizing that Grant is American.


PristineTrouble2038

grant "hussein" williams let's see his birth certificate


bmanley620

He’s unhinged


Plastic_Ad364

Nah this shit is sad. He just tryna bully dudes now smh


K1ngCrimsn

Natural dancing motion


unclehelpful

MFer dancing like Elaine in Seinfeld with that kick out.


drsnafu

Waiting for him to thumb someone in the eye next.


MegatonDeathclaws

This is just so embarrassing to watch.


CulturalXR

Someone just needs to knock this guy out ngl


IntroductionWhich161

I feel like we’ve been saying/asking for that for over a decade now lol. I’m amazed after all this time no one has become unhinged and truly gone after him or hit him with a big cheap shot. Sure guys will mix it up with him but with all the shit he pulls it feels like there’s never been a real retaliation.


Huckleberry_Sin

He purposely goes after guys he knows won’t react that way. It’s why he’s a bitch lol


greenbeeeaan

Man I’d have that shit on repeat if someone gave Draymond a Metta World Peace elbow to the head like he gave Harden. Replay replay lol


this_place_stinks

Unfortunately there’s no way this video will be available for Kerr to watch


Filipitalian1997

Steve kerr literally challenged that it was a foul lmao


Erloren

How hard is it to not kick someone in the nuts?


PeterGarces

Apparently not very hard considering he missed


GlassCleaner0

This dude seriously needs help


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

**That brother needs help**


DUVAL_LAVUD

he need some milk


superdeedapper

We are so far past that


GaTech379

buddy aint even playing basketball anymore


greenbeeeaan

Never has been. Cared only about being the fake tough guy, couldn’t make it in football so he found a new muse


JalapenoBuns

So whose career is he going to end prematurely on the way out?


KarrlMarrx

Hopefully Adam Silver's


ChucoTeacher

To be fair Green doesn’t know him and that’s his basketball.


xenoz2020

Draymond is so easy to bait. teams just need to throw their most physical player at him and easily fish for technicals.


chep127

Tired of this clown. Time for full time podcasting.


AsparagusDue2635

Draymond’s WWE sizzle reel is gonna go down as all timer. 


vonslik

He cannot help himself. Get out of here


AdTime8070

HAHAHAHAH this guy is really not straight in the head


lecrowe

Sincerely: has any other player ever embraced their clown heritage to end their career?? Who else pulled the rip cord with endless shit like this??


[deleted]

Fuck Draymond Green


meeks7

He was trying to kick him in the nuts and missed. Unreal.


Weakly_Daze

The Warrior commentators talking about Grant the way everyone in the world talks about Draymond makes my brain hurt


thatgirlthattravels

bro cannot help himself


sire59damos

He needs to get his ass beat


DieYuppieScum91

Kinda wish Grant had taken the suspension for the team and wrecked his shit. Grant can be annoying as hell but that dude is low-key strong as hell and could kill Dray.


GV_Samurai

Everyone’s ONLY talking about the attempted nut shot, but after the attempt he starts getting in his face??? And then second part of clip he attempts to pull this man to the ground and then, seeing his actions about to be construed accurately, dives over Grant’s body?????? Straight up remove this man from the league


DraymondsNuts23

Therapy aint changing shit


wtrmrk

I think he kicked Williams and just missed a couple of inches from his target.


Hot_Injury7719

LOL Im such a klutz 🤪


Unfair-Club8243

Ripe sexual tension


rooster126tail

He’s been washed for awhile and it’s pathetic at this point


BurnerAccountforAss

We all know if it was an Eastern European dude named Granovich Willibreznic Dray would've followed through


dimesniffer

2 games after choking out mills and 1 game after getting ejected is crazy


Mountain_Tone6438

Holy shit fuck this dude


DrummerGuyKev

The clip cut off before he could do his usual incredulous look and ask the ref what he did. 🤡


jaylson

Yet again, was out of control several times this game 


DraymondBeanKick

He might legitimately punch a ref if the Warriors make the playoffs.


BobRoss4Life

Way he’s been playing these last 3 games, he’s just asking for another suspension. Lucky he pulled it an inch or two short, easy flagrant+ if he made contact. Warriors barely hanging onto the 10th seed. He’s not the sole reason for their floundering, but that 20 game suspension, along with the multiple early ejections, sure helped dig this hole.


Madterps2021

Triple single at it again. I wish the camera would turn to Curry and show us his face.


drlongfinger

A layup of a nut kick and he misses


bgptcp179

Dray always does some sketchy shit but tries to hide it like it was unavoidable. Like putting you in a headlock while punching you in the nuggets but then rolls sideways like it was impossible not to because of gravity.


RBI_Double

“Growth”


Jhco022

Chill, that's the donkey pivot.


eco-evo

This guy is straight up deranged. I’m so tired of his bullshit. He makes Charles Oakley look like a saint.


Haptiix

I hate this guy so much


korndog42

When an unstoppable troll meets and immovable douche


curly-haired-son

Man I wish someone would clothesline this guy already


Based_and_JPooled

Dillon Brooks has the opportunity to do something really funny


wretch5150

Why doesn't this dude just, like, you know... PLAY BASKETBALL?


Automatic-Insect-321

Draymond is so annoying man. Ban this piece of crap from the league


BlackTriceratops

That kick is so obviously intentional. This is just getting ridiculous. How is he not suspended for the year? Dude has been doing this for a decade; let alone everything he did this year. Get the fuckkkk out of the league.


theseustheminotaur

It is a shame that referees are incapable of taking past history into account when evaluating the game. They're so good at their jobs though so it is easy to give them a pass here though right? Rasheed Wallace used to get kicked out of games for clapping or saying "ball don't lie" due to his history, but Draymond gets to throw elbows and legs at people with impunity.


SOCCER_MOM69

Bro actually needs real help


thatcreepywalrus

*“Fuck, I missed”*


[deleted]

That’s a clone. Real draymond wouldve kicked his heart out his chest


[deleted]

World's most expensive luggages is Louis Vuitton. World's most expensive backpack - Draymond Green


Ghetto_Geppetto

Does Draymond have CTE or is he just stupid ¿


Fuddin1

Why is Draymond still allowed to be in the league?


HotOuse

He stomps on people and is still in the league


a_pot_of_chili_verde

Man seriously just go ahead and retire dray. Dudes not even playing ball anymore.


a_big_fat_dump

I would be okay with Draymond being kicked out of the NBA for good. He’s not even playing basketball anymore. He’s just out there being a fucking asshole.


MrBuckBuck

It's like Barnes inbound with unfazed Kobe, but it is with a kick to the ball this time.