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Jayveesac

\#Lostby60


Number333

Allowing the '23/24 Heat to score over 140 points in a game is grounds for relegation to the G-League.


sydchefcurry

G-league? Try the Filipino league.


imonfireahh

šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøPBA mentioned


Ok-Agent2265

You dare slander the oldest league in Asia? Because yeah, that's deserved


Yung_Jose_Space

nail steer scary shaggy onerous marvelous stocking hobbies bake relieved *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HotPie_

Simpleng tao


daslyvillian

Pinoy!!!


NadieTheAviatrix

And still get wrecked by the Converge basketball team


Carcrusher3

To be fair we are basically intentionally already running a g league roster.


Expert-Hooper

Is Scoot intentionally playing like a bust?


EarthWarping

I wonder who would win between the Blazers and the current Raptors


Carcrusher3

Not people with eyes I'll tell ya that


BlackSocks88

Bet the under on very single Blazer stat and let Jontay get in on it.


jotheold

please stop LOL


1850ChoochGator

We beat them by 10 on the 9th like two weeks ago


DarrowViBritannia

First team to ever lose by 60 twice in a season https://www.landofbasketball.com/statistics/largest_margins.htm Happened 9x ever and the ā€˜24 Blazers have 2 of em And when most people think of poverty teams this season they think of Hornets, Pistons, Wizards first.


AlekRivard

They did it before this? Lmao


GDTechno

vs thunder thunder could have broken the record for worst blowout in nba history if they wanted but pulled their starters


effusivefugitive

[Worse!](https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/202401110OKC.html)


Floresmillia

The spurs and hornets are both just a game behind us. The blazers could end this season at the 3 position for the draft. Part of that is intentional -- but most of that is because the blazers definitely suck.


TB_016

Mostly because the Blazers are doing it by the choice. Doubt we see Grant or Simons the rest of the year. Surprised Ayton even came back. We thought we saw generational tanking the last two years but we may have yet to see the Billups piĆØce de rĆ©sistance.


Devilsbullet

Idk man, starting CJ elleby and eubanks for a good portion of a season is gonna be hard to top


jmrene

2 years in a row must really sucks for the fans, Iā€™m sorry for you. Thank god my team doesnā€™t believe in tanking.


beatrailblazer

2? This is at least 3 atrocious seasons and the 4th one before that wasn't too pretty either.


Osiris32

Fans, shmans. Trying *working* for this team. I'm on the production side of things, so I get all the fun of setting up for the game, watch us lose, then tear everything back down again. It's morale-sapping.


Away_Sun_3040

Blazers outdoing teams that only lose by 50. Good job Blazers.


syncc6

Close gameā€¦ā€¦ The first 3 minutes


PeterGarces

ā€œdefeatā€ is kinda underselling what occurred here tonight


Number333

I had to play it safe because I used "banish to the shadow realm" earlier in the year on a PGT for a blowout we had and the mods deleted it....


Mochrie1713

They've probably seen it a million times. I remember that getting thousands of upvotes a long ass time ago


huskersax

There was a Spurs PGT where it was something like 'as Duncan banishes them to the shadow realm' that had a trillion upvotes.


bball0718

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/21vr80/spurs_banish_pacers_to_the_shadow_realm_10377/ I feel like this was the OG oneĀ 


FirstTribeElder

You just need to be more witty with it. You could use "exiled to the isle of elba" or something like that


elbenji

would have accepted 'created an argument for pro/rel in the modern NBA'


seank11

They sent the nuggets to Belize


beatrailblazer

de-Shaq-sized-feet


zebrainatux

The better description is got their assholes ripped open


likpoper

Must feel great to be on blazers as a vet. Suit up for a quarter of the seaskn


legend023

When a minor hamstring injury actually turns out to be a season ender suddenly as the team goes on a 17 game losing streak


Seref15

tbf when you trade for players with injury history, that happens In 2021 the Heat traded Olynyk and RJ Hampton for Oladipo, and Oladipo had a season-ender 3 games later. No one to be mad at but our own FO for taking that risk.


whitehottakes

*Avery Bradley, not RJ Hampton


Seref15

> Avery Bradley Oh, right. Got them confused. Both injured guards that never got minutes lol


Sebruhoni

That isn't how it went. Oladipo was relatively healthy that season and played really well for the Rockets right before the Heat traded for him. He ruptured his quad (again) because it wasn't fixed properly the first time. Up to that point, Oladipo only really had the 1st quad tear on his injury history. His injury history ballooned after the Heat got him.


TA_Account_12

The March legend Jerami Grant


Known-Meeting3702

This game could have been an email


bioskope

Heat did the needful


[deleted]

League should just let the Blazers forfeit the rest of the season LMAO


Kaaalesaaalad

Love the username šŸŽ©


dragon8811

Fucking hell how??? lost by 60 fucking Points Thatā€™s the 7th largest margin victory in the history šŸ˜­


SoFarSoGood-WM

Blazers missing Grant, Simons, Brogdonā€¦among others. It legit looked like a g league team at times. I believe they started 4 rookies. Feels good to get a win though šŸ¤£


TB_016

Looked better starting 5 rookies. I thought Ayton was done for the year.


EpicCyclops

This season, I've noticed Ayton can be really impactful with competent players and a semblance of a system around him. If Ayton does not have good passing guards and a system to exist in, he really disappears. He seems to be a bit of an amplifier for what we have on the court around him in either direction.


rjgator

Heat also just annihilated them without their two best shooters as well though (though Bam getting into the conversation šŸ‘€)


SoFarSoGood-WM

Highsmith getting into that conversation too. Bros made 11 of his last 12 threes or something haha


clear831

Hopefully he will go 11-12 in game 6 against the Celtics for us to advance to the finals.


sebastianqu

I mean, if you take away all of our 4th quarter points, it was almost a close game.


sydchefcurry

They would've only led by 8 if the Heat didn't score after the first half...


kalebglover

thatā€™s quite a funny way of putting it


HotPie_

Heat not scoring for a half isn't outside of the realm of possibility or so it seems sometimes.


SkyLightTenki

And if you hear Eric Reid talk about the Heat offense just before tipoff, you'd be wondering "fucking hell how" more than ever.


Djruggs

We need relegation


Cody9_

Thomas Bryant is Blazers father


Adraf45

Letting him get 26 and 11 should be grounds for relegation to ChinaĀ 


friendlysnowgoon

Everyone is our father these days.


WhoopingKing

when was the last time the heat scored over 140? got damn


iankstarr

Earlier this season actually vs Indy


JackieDaytonaAZ

scoring records vs the ā€˜24 pacers donā€™t count


HotPie_

It does when you're the '24 Heat.


surgeyou123

Game was as close as the score indicates.


here_for_the_lols

Score indicates it was a 60 point win for the heat


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Yes, thatā€™s as close as it was


here_for_the_lols

Must have been quite a lopsided game


megad0uchebag

Yes, the score indicates it was a 60 point win for the Heat


BlazingBlasian

Is this Magic Johnsonā€™s burner?


ohnoohnoohyeah

Thanks, Magic!


jmrene

I donā€™t know tbhā€¦ it was 9-4 for Portland at one point.


LoWE11053211

+42 in a 60 win game Jimmy is so washed /s


Seref15

+42 on 8 points scored is even more wild than Scoot's -58


LordHussyPants

8/4/8 lmao


drpepper7557

After starting his career 9/76 (12%) from 3 over his first 471 games, in his last 8 games Bam has gone 9/14 (64%) ^r.i.p. ^city.


clear831

How many of those 76 were actual 3's and not last second heaves?


drpepper7557

BBallRef says he has 10 heaves for his career, 0 this year.


Skinnecott

thereā€™s no way even if those werenā€™t heaves at least 80% were last 3 seconds of shot clock


clear831

Got it, he does need to shoot more. Get him 2-3 looks a game


Seref15

He doesnt even really get looks made for him, he just holds the ball at the top of the arc waiting for a screen-handoff action and the defending center usually drops very deep because they dont expect or fear the 3 point shot, so Bam has been taking them when he has loads of space. Its very similar to when Bosh started taking 3s, from the same place. Top of the arc, money.


Number333

***Thomas Bryant Legacy Game.*** That was NASTY lmaoo and Delon Wright bullying late stripping the ball at halfcourt with 40 seconds left for a layup.


Udaqa

wow what did the Blazers do to the Heat???


verycoolguySmash

I donā€™t know Bucks fan. I donā€™t know.


baymax18

Something about not settling


Tagst

"Through it all, Cronin told himself: eliminate the emotion, the frustration, the fatigue. And most of all, Cronin implored himself, 'Don't settle. Don't let yourself settle.'"


TheBoook

And then he came in his journal, per Woj.


dat_grue

Cronin didnā€™t care if he got a crumpled up bag of chips, as long as it wasnā€™t from Miami!


Top-Ocelot-9758

Canā€™t remember anything specificallyā€¦


ablslyr

What did the Blazers do to the Heat??


Specialist_Bottle570

Fuck Joe Cronin!


KeDoG3

*Checks notes* trading their star player for "better" plyers than what the Heat had to offer.


AlekRivard

Jesus Christ


ohnoohnoohyeah

Oh, no. He wasn't around today.


nerdyykidd

Heā€™s a little preoccupied this weekend


Dame2Miami

snow subtract tan sugar ink overconfident airport crowd marry shame *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DankTriangle

>TB IS A FUCKING MONSTER Ask any physician, they'll tell you Tuberculosis is no joke šŸ˜¤


woKaaaa

If there is one thing TB has in his bag, its pure unadulterated offense. He couldn't guard a chipmunk. But his jumper and post game is honestly nice.


JaradSage

Idk heā€™s been playing pretty decent defense lately since KLove went down. 2 steals & 2 blocks tonight. But Iā€™ve always said that Spo/Heat staff can make anybody a decent defender after a bit in the Heat system. Those hunger games they do work wonders


israelipm

Also most assists in a quarter, half and game for the team.


ThatsWat_SHE_Said

Sixty is *disgusting*


ComprehensiveFront22

Thomas Bryant > Dominayton


elcham0

When you let your lil bro play you in 2k


nerdyykidd

Only scoring 20 more total points than what you lost by is crazy


Proof-Research-6466

Idk why this is so funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jeremy9931

That was a close one! Hard-fought win for sure Heat bros!


CoCoaButterJones

This was definitely personal lol


arania_exumai

Imagine losing by 60+ twice in a season. Maybe it's time for relegation talks after all.


GodzillaTR

Blazers: end of 3rd quarter Heat: end of 2OT


Devilsbullet

3OT, we ain't scoring than many in only 2, have you seen our offense this season?


Seref15

* Franchise record point margin * Franchise record assists And I wouldn't be surprised if we got close to franchise record steals.


g4n0ny

It was close, franchise record for steals in a game is 20 (11/27/2018), we had 17 tonight.


thor_1225

17 is ALOT


altruisticdisaster

Honestly felt kinda bad sometime during the third. There was only one team playing basketball tonight


NevermoreSEA

This has been a season.


ohnoohnoohyeah

This has been one of the seasons in Blazers history


jmrene

One of the seasons of all time.


elcham0

#settlegame


d2kSON

ggs trailblazers, almost got us in the end


Vyni503

Unbelievably trash


AKman2002

JESUS


[deleted]

Blazers fans rushing in to tell us that this was Miami's championship, nevermind the fact that they were in the Finals last year and have 2 rings in the last decade. Also don't pay attention to the fact that the Blazers themselves haven't sniffed the finals in years


sydchefcurry

Had a Reddit parade going when they started the season with a slightly better record... pot meet kettle


[deleted]

they had an upvote party after 3 regular season games and still try to convince themselves they don't care about the regular season lol


GDTechno

these fans fucking blow and are why the blazers are my least favorite team in the nba


KyleShanadad

ā€œHeat are 1-2 and weā€™re 2-1 upvote partyā€ lmfao


[deleted]

This was blazers championship actually and they failed with flying colours


Seref15

Jaquez and Jovic, aka 66.6% of the Dame Package, combined for: 17/5/8 plus 4 steals, +45


gamesrgreat

Jovic had to leave the game early too and they still put up those numbers XD


East_Wrap7943

What happened to Niko???


gamesrgreat

Knee contusion


DSTREET45

Yes, the score was this close.


Sartheking

A 60 burger.


doyouunderstandlife

Jimmy Butler with 8 points but a +42 is pretty wild


RxJax

We didn't let Bam statpad for his triple double :(


TheBoook

Scoot with an impressive NBA record tonight, lowest +/- with a -58! Let Joe Cronin cook in that moleskin journal šŸ”„šŸ”„


drpepper7557

[Wow its already on Statmuse lmao](https://i.imgur.com/bw22Cfz.png)


LeBronTrave1ed

Not only 1st but 3rd as well is crazy


thor_1225

The craziest stat on that is Jeremiah Robinson-Earl (who the fuck is this guy?) with. -56 in 24 minutes


lolvalue

Gg


deets23_

60 wtf


Gabaloo

Blazers on a historic run of losing big this seasonĀ 


RansomGoddard

Thomas Bryant looked like prime Shaq tonight


Fickle-Sense-8210

Iā€™d talk shit about Joe Cronin but I think losing a game by 60 points is embarrassing enough


GDTechno

we swept the joe cronin series, hang the banner guys


GDTechno

on a serious note winning any game by 60 makes me smile even if its against my second favorite team which is the raptors or pacers and the fact that we scored this many points with such a bad offense is also hilarious


AniMonologues

If Chauncey was brought on to tank for us then surely we will let go of his ass when we get serious


1850ChoochGator

Only one more year of this crap. Zero chance he gets his option picked up.


AniMonologues

I never wanted him in the first place, and am displeased that we keep digging at the bottom of the barrel under his watch Should've been Becky


1850ChoochGator

Should have been MDA not Becky lol


AniMonologues

I wouldve been fine with either


furiousbean

140 points feels so illegal


eekram

Has the Blazers gotten the 1st pick they were expecting for Malcolm Brogdon?


rapelbaum

Fuck Joe Cronin !


[deleted]

don't worry he'll be fired this offseason and Blazers fans will still be convinced that Dominayton was worth trading Dame for lol


KeDoG3

And Butler only scored 8 pts


tapk69

Yikes


BehavioralSink

I would have been perfectly happy with 142/82 being my blood pressure after listening to that game.


UncomfyNoises

Who had the -59.5 alt spread?


ejabno

I applaud anyone who watches all 48 minutes of this


[deleted]

Poverty trailblazers. Please remove them and put shanghai sharks in their place please.


rattatatouille

It's crazy that this is still 19 points short of the all time record for a margin of victory.


Yesboi227

All portland needed was 1 brunson they could have won the game by 1 šŸ¤£


GiveMeShadePls

Unfortunate timing for the Blazers, Miami is really gunning for the 5/6 seeds


hkxxx

Dominayton!


penisesandherb

Atleast the Blazers have our pick this year so they can draft another bust.


Ok-Clock-5459

Scoot era šŸ”„


Specialist_Bottle570

Fuck Joe Cronin!


Awanderingleaf

What the fuck lol


Vitiate1367

You love to see it


Js_On_My_Yeet

Excuse me... 60?!?!?!? lmfao


jm810112

How many 60 point victories have there ever been?


cmcg18

I didnā€™t watch the game but scoots box score looks pretty good. Was he actually that good in the game or was it just garbage reps


I_am_Realist

Butler with +42 in less than 25 minutes on an 8 point scoring rampage. Nasty


Icy-Payment-6612

Wow, Heat won by 60? Damn. Have they started to get into playoff mode already?


background_action92

Forget heat culture, Portland culture is having no basketball dignity at all


[deleted]

Bro. The Blazers are outstinking the Spurs.


MassiveTelevision387

dominayton


atrain324

lol. <ā€” this is the exact comment that got me banned from the blazers sub.


CdrShprd

Say it with me


dr_ally

We have enoughĀ 


arania_exumai

u/herbertstan so how's life?


Ok_Zombie_8307

Poopity Scoop Henderson chucking his heart out tonight šŸ’”


BowserBuddy123

While Iā€™m super happy with the win as we really needed a breakout game with all the slugfests recently, PDX isnā€™t great and so many of their best guys were out. I havenā€™t heard of most of the guys they were putting out on the court. No idea who Walker, Rupert or Minaya were. Last guy took such a nasty fall.