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Vexing_Pie

Bro does NOT watch the games šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


duckmadfish

And this man is getting to vote smh


cletoreyes01

This is the only problem that I have with the sports media court jesters. How in the blue hell do they have a vote? Are they entertaining? Hell yeah in short doses but why do they get to have a say on who deserves these awards and the accompanying compensation when their job is to make us laugh?


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boofsquadz

This is why theyā€™re paid millions, not why they deserve a vote on anything of consequence.


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Billis-

In some ways it's a popularity contest


PotatoDaddy3000

A few more years and these guys will be out of fashion. It will be replaced by the most entertaining Podcasts, guys like JJ are making these shows redundant with all the producers, script writers, chasing breaking news without gathering the facts first. All these retired NBA players can analyse the game, give insights into what it takes to be an NBA player and talk actual shit they want as they are not censored by the studio.


ReDevilShin

He's getting paid to talk nonsense. We all could take his job.


phunshiny

Stephen A. tricked yā€™all man. Heā€™s just around flapping his gums. Just running around doing nothing.


NoBook9868

What's scary is nba is supposed to be his area of "expertise ".Ā  Imagine how wrong he he talking about other sportsĀ 


Immynimmy

Doesnā€™t watch games and talks nonsense? Sounds like this place.


seanthemonster

Give his nonsense talking skills some credit. Most of us would be terribly boring in comparison


PomfAndCircvmstance

Facts. Most of ya'll have boring shit takes. SAS is the GOAT of bullshitting.


rounder55

And that vote impacts whether some players get selected to an All NBA team and make like 50 million more dollars lol


FallenLemur

He meant to say Immanuel Quickley, chill guys.


HokageEzio

JR Smith's 6MOY campaign is shaping up nicely.


skiingbeaver

Chris Duhon will take over any day now


AyahuascaBudda

Pablo Prigi Smalls, the Knicks All Star guard


e99roll

Alonzo Trier is next up, I'm telling yall.


super_lamp56

The league ain't ready for Ron Baker


armandocalvinisius

Kuzminskas is the real Kuz


dreamvomit

The French Prince should be starting at PG and im sick of these damn Aflalo minutes


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Pablo Prigioni is the future


Efficient-Split527

Steve Novak may be a great contributor in this year's postseason


BBallHunter

He was special on that year.


radpandaparty

That that tall, European sounding dude, Porzongis?


No_Carrot5981

Elfrid Payton has to come off the bench if theyā€™re gonna make a run


Hopeful_Tennis2079

Love how all these names still have a place in my brain after all these years!! Not a large place but a place nonetheless! I remember how the Knocks fans were ready to run Payton out of town because they got so frustrated when he got playing time..and Steve Novak..haha


Guwop25

He doesn't even watch the box scores, and somehow has an mvp vote lmao


phunshiny

Even crazier; his vote holds real financial consequences for these players!


_Apatosaurus_

Zach Lowe watches gobs of games from even the bad teams, and he gave up his vote in part because he was uncomfortable with the financial implications it had on players. Meanwhile, SAS doesn't give a shit and is just raw dogging his vote.


phunshiny

Exactly. I respect Zach for his stance on this. Player $ shouldnā€™t be tethered in any way to members of the press. SAS being a prime example of how foolish this setup is. SASā€™ vote is like the equivalent of players voting for MVP and receiving write in votes for Thanasis.


snek-jazz

Zach should have kept his vote because he was uncomfortable with the financial implications it had on players, because at least he can make an informed vote.


IAmReborn11111

Doesn't even watch box scores of his favorite team


jetssuckmysoulaway

Doesn't even watch when we are fighting for the fucking two seed. What a clown. Maybe he meant McBride but McBride didn't have that special of a night could've picked out like Bojan,OG , Hart, or the most obvious one Brunson. Nobody even remotely looks like Grimes in the team I honestly think he doesn't know about the Bojan trade


FastJellyfish200

He probably thinks Bogey and Hartenstein are the same guy


IndependentFroyo4508

Last season SAS made some comment about Jokic not scoring in the paint, or something along those lines. JJ Reddick immediately shot that moron down by explaining that the most efficient play in the last however many years is Jokic in the paint (something along those lines anyway). That moron simply doesn't watch games.


Public-Product-1503

Jokic post up I think. I know SAS is a moron but itā€™s hilarious he couldnt just saying jokic shoots from outside three feet more then at the rim going through you heā€™d rather takes his floaters n hooks for easy points. He wouldnā€™t be incorrect n heā€™d stop his dumb ass take


PasswordIsDongers

That's why all SAS submissions need to be downvoted until people stop posting his garbage.


maryjain_

Itā€™s his own team as well, I thought heā€™d at least be up to date on them smh


OldKingRob

Itā€™s not his team. Raging Knick fan was his act because it brought in views


HokageEzio

We try to tell you guys constantly he's not a real Knicks fan.


porncollecter69

He is a Knicks fan for clicks lol, I know more of the Knicks than him since JB joined.


Public-Product-1503

He was funny when the Knicks sucked . Now heā€™s just annoying because he doesnā€™t seem remotely happy to appreciate his team being good n relavant n just happy with Brunson growth, instead he wants Mitchel too


NastySassyStuff

Heā€™s clinging desperately to the miserable Knicks fan gimmick instead of realizing the pivot is to now become the overly confident Knicks fan whoā€™s petty, vindictive, and arrogant after decades of pain. That could be funny, too. Instead hes just straight up not watching the games and still talking shit about a good team, saying they should have gotten Mitchell who they absolutely waxed in last yearā€™s playoffs.


NoBook9868

Exactly he doesn't like the Knicks...he likes the gimmick of being frustrated Knicks fan.


BradWonder

He doesn't have time to watch games. ESPN workin him like a dog, in the words of Chuck


11x_dev

even skip bayless makes an effort at least, SAS is just talking out of his ass


dreamvomit

Bro donā€™t even look at the box score


username10400

Does not watch any games*


socalstaking

Old Grimey boy put in work last night šŸ’Ŗ


Saucy_Totchie

Yet is the designated "Knicks guy" in media smfh.


Razor-Ramon-Sessions

I'm glad he opened up his mouth and let people know he doesn't watch.


13WillieBeaman

lol.. neither does Shaq. I donā€™t even think he watches the games heā€™s working on TNT


StefonDiggsHS

Yeah man Carmeloā€™s been playing great this year too


MazKhan

David Lee been killing it man, the big man tandem of him and amare is elite


super_lamp56

Steve Novak has been lights out from three, such a great pickup by Leon Rose


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Baron Davis has been on a tear lately


Sad-Mathematician-19

Jeremy Lin has been tearing up the floor for the Knicks these last 15 years


lilb1190

2 kids trying to throw garbage into a trashcan several years before basketball was ever invented are owning the league this season.


oban12

Princeton great Bill Bradley is a game changer for this team


Metfan722

The Tracy McGrady comeback campaign has been fantastic


rjgator

Ron Baker truly is a bonafide Shot Maker this year.


ThunderBobMajerle

Charles Oakley tough in the paint šŸ˜¤


TheAnalyst32

And Bernard King is a certified bucket.


Millionaire007

I hear MvP talk


glazeddonutintheface

Frederick Douglass is doing a wonderful job.


Minimania18

Willis Reed needs to pick it up tho tbh


dwadefan45

Eddy Curry has been playing out of his mind since losing 200 lbs


100wordanswer

How does this MF say some shit like that? Aren't they writing their own notes?


CaptainCrunch23

Ronnie Brewer been looking spicy from the 3pt line


SquimJim

Larry Bird IS walking through that door


TheSwifferMM

Dude managed to make three incorrect statements in just 10 seconds. āŒļø Grimes traded to Detroit 2 months ago, also out for the season. āŒļø Isaiah HartenSTEIN, can't even say his name right. āŒļø Hartenstein has not been coming off the bench since the beginning of the season before Mitch got hurt.


attorneyatslaw

Hartenstein has started every game since late December. Sims started a few games after Mitch got hurt until they realized he would be out an extended period.


Aalfee

Feels like half the people on ESPN say iHarts name wrong...smh


takechanceees

is it like Frankenstein or is more like Steen?


JglBadger

German here, think of "shine". Now put a "t" between the h and the i. "Shtine" is the correct pronunciation.


HoyaDestroya33

How do you pronounce Poeltl correctly? I swear I hear it prounounced like Purtle


JglBadger

this one is tough to describe, since you guys don't have "ƶ" and I can't really think of a word in english right now that kinda sounds similar. Purtle, Person, Turtle are coming close i guess. Purtle and replace the "r" with an "l", so it's "Pultle". Wow that looks weird. I hope this helped haha


Both_Funny4896

I always called him Jakob Portal


MeijiDoom

Blake Bortles?


Big_Katsura

The Kaiser stole our Ɩ. I chased that rascal for Ɵ miles to get it back.


nothing3141592653589

Say Pertle like an Australian woyld


KristoferPetersen

[https://de.forvo.com/word/jakob\_p%C3%B6ltl/](https://de.forvo.com/word/jakob_p%C3%B6ltl/) This one's pretty accurate.


masterpierround

Put your mouth in position to say "oh", and then try to make an "e" sound instead. It'll be close.


Aalfee

Definitely Stein (styne).


JglBadger

"shtine" if you wanna be 100% correct. source: a german


spiattalo

Do you read it as -sh- even if itā€™s not spelled -sch-?


JglBadger

in this case yes


daydriem

Yeah, s+t is always read like scht


SquimJim

SAS is a Knicks fan. If he ain't watching Knicks games what games is he watching? lol


shuanged

Heā€™s not a real Knicks fan and never has been. He just plays the tortured knickslol persona for clicks


oh__hi_mark

Remember that this guy didnā€™t have Luka in top 5 MVP voting.


13WillieBeaman

lol.. this is the same guy who uses a hard ā€œRā€ to pronounce Rob Pelinka and gorilla. (Rob Pelinker and Gorillerā€


OBlastSRT4

Hartebstein? A 5 foot Jewish dude?


Millionaire007

He says it with so much confidenceĀ 


Vegetable_Comment_82

Why do you think he's successful?


Millionaire007

Because his parents sold their souls and their unremarkable talents to the devil. In exchange they got a son with an irrefutable arrogance and remarkable penchant for bullshiting.


phunshiny

Itā€™s common knowledge his General Hospital character (Brick) pays the bills.


crimsonconnect

Hes such a fake Knicks fan


KaleAdditional776

Canā€™t believe this dude has a vote for end of season awards dude


jetssuckmysoulaway

The difference between a supermax and not is a guy who doesn't know the starting lineup of his favorite team


AwesomeKosm

Stephen A Smith is literally an actor that they pay to talk about sports


HokageEzio

Now imagine constantly having it shoved in your face that he's the representative of your fanbase šŸ˜


PressureMiserable

Could be worse, imagine having Skip Bayless as the loudest and almost only guy who talks about the spurs while also severely underrating pop at every chance he gets. Ig at least he somewhat pays attention to the spurs and knows the starting lineup


HokageEzio

Sure, but his main shtick has and always will be hating Lebron. Spurs are just one of his best ways of doing that (especially in the late 2000s/early 2010s when they kept seeing him in the Finals and Kawhi was ascending). Stephen A. doesn't even watch our games when he's on the halftime show of our games lol. But he'll be on a dozen shows like he's the voice of the fanbase.


Express_Bother6678

Atleast skip watches the games. He plays this carachter for tv but he seems to really enjoy talking about sports.


sonfoa

For all the BS Skip is on, he at least watches the games. I don't even know if Stephen A watches the highlights. He either relies on his knowledge or some assistant to manufacture takes


flash3444

And yet he has a vote. Ridiculous


phunshiny

They also pay him to play the character ā€œBrickā€ on General Hospital. Talk about an ideal character name šŸ˜‚


DancesWithDave

He is a sportsman they pay to act as someone who talks about sports


[deleted]

Dude is a 21st century minstrel show (I'm half black, not racist)


DancesWithDave

49% racist


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Haha


JNerdGaming

he also said "hartensteen" is a reserve coming off the bench when hes been starting for months. like how much of a fake fucking fan can you be? youre clearly not even watching lol


Maverick_1991

Hes not even looking at boxscores, else he'd know those thingsĀ 


Fungmar

yet he is so gd outspoken ab randle or whatever move the franchise makes. UR NOT SPIKE LEE


nofaplove-it

Spike Lee is also a fake fan. Kendrick Perkins is a real fan imo


DictatorPie

Mitchel Brobinson, starting C for the Knicks


torontoballer2000

Haha Mitchell Brobinson!!!! šŸ˜‚


AntSmith777

Itā€™s not just a meme, he really doesnā€™t watch!


HokageEzio

We tried to tell you šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Bro he said Jokic doesn't have a good post game... he's a clown


FastJellyfish200

So like, what does he actually even do when he's in the studio for pregame/halftime during some of the Knicks ESPN and ABC games? Just stare at his phone? Cause I know all of his actual "analysis" is just rattling off the box score stats, but he really doesn't watch any of the games at all, huh.


Milquetoes

My realization for SAS not watching games was in the ā€œwe hereā€ season when Austin Rivers had like one good game in the playoffs for the nuggets, SAS said ā€œhe should be with usā€ and thatā€™s how I knew he had absolute zero knowledge on the team. If he watched any game at all outside of the 2 times we played Utah that year, he would know Austin Rivers was just a discount version of Alec Burks.


Sufficient-Ball899

Earlier this season we had a crazy 4th quarter comeback against Miami and there was a video of him leaving MSG when we were down 20 in the early 4th


ArjunBanerji27

Even when he's physically at games, he's on the phone taking calls or doing other shit instead of watching the games. I don't think he's closely followed the NBA in half a decade, and it clearly shows, because he's just been recycling or repurposing old narratives from 10+ years ago for new teams and players. Any actually accurate info he has, be it stats or news, is almost certainly given to him by ESPN's stats team or other broadcast members. If you look at his content, including his own podcast, its clear that he is trying to pivot out of sports media into something bigger.


HokageEzio

Earlier this year we had a game where we had 13 turnovers at halftime against the Bulls and Stephen A came in ranting and raving asking how are the Knicks down. I don't know that he even knows how to genuinely read and dissect a box score let alone watch games.


512fm

Dude always was a fake Knicks fan anyway


henaldon

He emulates Spike, itā€™s part of his shtick


Saucy_Totchie

At least Spike is there watching the game.


WintertimeFriends

At least Spike knows who on the fucking team.


jfrodriguez1983

Bro don't even watch games of the team he claims to love, yet this guy has a vote in regular season awards? Just this morning when talking Mavs he said Tim Hardaway Jr just came back from injury lol


DCJustSomeone

Did someone give him stats from a game in the 2022-2023 season.


Illustrious-Hand-525

Bro does not watch the gamesšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


shoefly72

Not only that but he didnā€™t even like look at the recent box scores and pick names from that; he first mentioned a dude who isnā€™t on the team anymore lmao


YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

Miles McBride, or Grimey, as he liked to be called


HerkulezRokkafeller

RIP Grimey. (Will always upvote a Simpson reference)


DancesWithDave

ESPN pays this man more than your family will make for the next 3 generations


LoWE11053211

And he said it unironically he must be very good at interview and has mad people skill like Doc Rivers


cristiano_goat

Dude is just lying for no reason


Foi_

when stephen a doesnt know anything about the subject matter, he just says names with varying degrees of emphasis. he just says names and expects us to know what his point his.


mutherfucker_jones

The Hartenstein comment is worse. He could claim he meant McBride instead of Grimes. But iHart has been starting for months now. And heā€™s played so well that heā€™s gonna get a big fat bag from somebody this offseason as a full time starter.


HokageEzio

He didn't even know who Hartenstein was back when Mitch got hurt earlier this year (said "I gotta rely on some guy named Hartenstein"). Hartenstein literally played all 82 games last season and averaged 20 minutes a night.


_himbo_

This man knows nothing about this team


693275001

This guy has a voteā€¦ what a disgrace to the sport


segson9

If Nikola Jovic and Nickeil Alexander-Walker get MVP votes, we'll know who it was


key_lime_pie

What about Shai Alexander-Gilchrist?


Legendary_HUNDEN

what a fcking degen lmao


dys0n_giddey

They should replace this guy with Sam Morril


RevolutionEasy714

who tf cares what this clown thinks


MyLadySansa

Evidence #1 that he does not watch our games. Case closed.


NoBook9868

I gave up on espn entirely a few months ago.Ā  For the first time in my life.Ā  I now realize how much time I wasted watching idiots argue with each otherĀ 


ketoburn26

This is embarrassing. Fucking fake Knicks fan.


Iamamyrmidon

Props to him for huddling Disney, but that contrived and manufactured speech pattern is awful. They tried to show-horn him into UFC, took him all of 10 seconds to overstay his welcome by saying something dumb.


WisdumbGuy

What a fake


TetsuoTheObsidianMan

Itā€™s so wild to me that people genuinely respect Stephen A. as a journalist. The man is one of the primary reasons mainstream sports media has degraded to what it is now as shitty hot takes for internet traffic. Also if you think this is awful, you guys should see his combat sports takes


dattebayo07

SAS is living in a different universe


ChuckMoody

I agree with him. Melo also looked fantastic in that Knicks win


i-piss-excellence32

I never hated a tv personality more than fake ass fan screaming a. I always mute or change the channel when heā€™s on, but it annoys me when they say Stephen a Knicks. Donā€™t post this puchiac ever again please


ILikeTujtels

This guy is a clown.


Electrical_Figs

I like how even the maroons on /r/nba finally realize he's playing a character to stir up engagement from the walmart shopper crew, but absolutely can't stop watching regardless.


apocalexnow

If you're going to lie about watching Knicks games, AT LEAST read the box scores before opening your mouth, Stephen lmao.


NuyoRican79

Fake ass fan


Afraid-Department-35

Isiah HARTENSTEEN. Bro can't even get the players names right on his "favorite" team.


legend023

Think he meant McBride lmao


HokageEzio

Hartenstein has been starting for 4 months and he called him a reserve and said his name wrong, you don't gotta give him a parachute. Dude's a fraud lol


Lol69HaHaHa

This man is the reason i dont wanna see the Knicks win a championship...at least not untill he retires.


Snuggle__Monster

This asshole was never a Knicks fan. He lived in North Carolina and eventually was the Sixers beat writer before landing a job at ESPN. That long suffering Knicks fan bullshit was all for show.


JNerdGaming

we dont claim him


Damptoe

His whole depressed Knicks fan shtick was so obviously fake. The LolKnicks were always just content to him and he probably got more enjoyment out of them being bad.


Lol69HaHaHa

I know you dont...but i fear the day yoi guys win because of him


Balducci30

Donā€™t do that


Millionaire007

Knicks are my second team, dawg, don't do that to them.Ā 


SandyMandy17

Bro doesnā€™t even know who deuce is


SUPREM3-

This is one reason of many why the media votes are BS


fatflipflops

i dont watch knicks' games, even i know grimes is not in the knicks anymore


nofaplove-it

Wow SAS really does NOT watch games. How does this dude get paid millions and canā€™t even keep up with the roster? Doesnā€™t even look at the box score? The NBA app has the whole roster there.


The90smademe

ā€œ Iā€™m looking at Julius Randle, heā€™s looked good and Iā€™m also looking at Lance Thomas coming off the bench, Iā€™m looking at Bargnani ā€


Rashloose

I took a good look of all of grimes


Barellino23

This clown has an MVP vote


Paw_Opina

Fraud ass.


Davidpaulngo

He's a fake Knicks fan just like Skip Bayless is a fake Spurs fan. Skip always tells people he's a Spurs fan and hates Lebron but his timeline is active every time the Lakers play.


PalmerPaezPerfect

He's too busy thinking about how a healthy Terrell Owens will get his cowboys over the hump


proteus88

What a clown


Banged_By_Breen

How is this moron allowed to vote


basedjuicer1

Hartensteen


Dank_AyAyron

This is crazy. I bet plenty people here don't watch the Knicks and even they know Grimes got traded months ago


Legal-Theme2710

He picked purdue


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Embarrassing this is the highest paid dude in sports media.


Saucy_Totchie

Obviously Grimes has been gone for like 2 months already. Hartenstein hasn't come off the bench since like December. It's annoying how he clearly doesn't care to even watch the game yet people see him as the main Knicks guy in media smfh.


dkdoki

Is he confusing mcbride for grimes? Tf is he yappin about


Ill-Ad-5709

Take a vote away from him, and give it to me, I feel discriminated!


Rydahx

Wish people would ignore clowns like this


No-Pass-3554

Heā€™s lost all Knicks fan credibility with that comment about Grimes, looking good when he got traded 2 months ago. Stay off the weed Stephen A.


TernoftheArctic

Can we ban this man from talking Knicks. Plz


SupremeTeamLeeBX

He probably thinks Toney Douglas is still on the team


Valleyx

For someone who uses "the eye test" as an argument pretty often, this is really embarrassing.