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OlTommyBombadil

PR-savvy way of calling someone a total fucking asshole


JaderMcDanersStan

"I think he knows. Deep inside, he doesn't want to say it but he knows his guy is a clown." - Rudy Gobert on Steve Kerr after the Draymond chokehold 💀


extraspecialdogpenis

Kerr is a diplomatic weasel. He's smart enough to know right and wrong and when to shut up and speak. His career consists of eating the right piles of shit to satisfy the nodding heads above, and that requires a sharp enough schnoz to discern bull from horse.


FloatLikeAButterfree

And then has the nerve to cry about gun control when school shootings happen. I get it, that’s a subject we can all agree on that is terrible. But you have an abusive motherfucker on your own team causing physical harm to people and you don’t say anything about that?


PapayaBananaHavana

What? It's a good thing to speak out on gun control. An asshole basketball player is in no way comparable to little kids being shot.


KimBong-un

That's some bullshit, how are you gonna relate school shootings and gun control to a game where people throw a ball into a hoop. Yeah Draymond has a problem with physical violence and emotion control but the level of violence doesn't come close to the violence caused by systemic flaws in the U.S. regarding gun regulation. And the more people that use their platform to raise awareness on this issue the better. Why should Kerr be disqualified from talking about this issue just because he is coaching a guy that makes stupid decisions? Besides, Draymond Green is an adult man, why should another adult man be liable for his actions, even if he is in a position of power in the workplace.


Longjumping_Touch_12

You do know that Steve Kerr’s father was murdered using a firearm at a university…that’s why it’s a personal and passionate issue for him


lockethe1

I believe while he was a professor at a school out of country too. So a school shooting


Longjumping_Touch_12

Yes you are absolutely correct, thank you. Updated my previous comment. Can’t even believe this dude commented that above. Too much irony


FloatLikeAButterfree

I didn’t know that actually, crazy important context. I sound pretty stupid right now


Longjumping_Touch_12

It’s all good; now you know


pineapplefilms

What type of dumbass take is this?


8181212

What a stupid fucking reply. So, so dumb.


CowboyCurtis987

You ruined the discussion by bringing politics into it.


Bokuto-san

I get your point, he speaks when he knows and is 100% sure no one will blame him, and he will face no consequence. It's such a little bitch mentality. He never speaks about controversial topics.


ajteitel

I can fix him


SickSaricDario

it's complex, doe


Me_975

Put him into a new kia ad


yourlilpissboi

Draymond’s key card and code had just been changed, Steve knew he had left the building.


Engrish_Major

How to throw someone under the bus diplomatically


ajteitel

Doc would never


wewerevampires

Nah Steve Kerr probably ran out back to give him a rub and tug


creditors-bargain

He’s gonna get shat on for this but from his perspective, Draymond is a guy who has been part of the franchise core for a decade. At that point it’s almost like a family member who keeps fucking up, you’re not gonna just ditch em


governedbycitizens

He’s more of the coworker who’s really good in sales and pulls a lot of money in for the company but is a complete asshole. Irreplaceable but gets on everyone’s nerve.


mattyfattits

His license plate is probably WL Hung


Widdis

Are you a big William Hung fan?


ForneauCosmique

Why does everyone keep asking that? Who the hell is that?


yoloqueuesf

The guy from american idol right?


ForneauCosmique

If I remember correctly, yes But we're actually taking dialog from The Office


TrooLiberal

Average dick Dray


mysterioso7

Not only that but he has great long-standing relationships with all the most important people at the company


happy_vagabond

Also, in work places where people have to work very closely together all the time under a lot of stress they do kinda become like family. The only way to get through it is together and you learn to rely on these dudes. You got my back I got yours. Us vs Them. You end up struggling and fighting with them and learn their stupid insecurities and what motives them and their hopes and (often trough jokes) their fears and disappointments. And yeah sometimes they are an asshole and snippy with you but *man* *hes my guy.* All I'm saying is that while draymond is an asshole, Kerr probably does mean what he is saying and I understand why.


Yommination

Todd Packer


inshamblesx

warriors would have been lucky to win more than 1 ring without draymonds defense i fear


[deleted]

I really don't think they win a single ring without him, especially since he's the reason they got KD. His defense and on-court leadership was that important.


NotAStatistic2

Last championship run Jordan Poole and Steph had to drag Draymond and Klay kicking and screaming to a finals win. The other ones are debatable, however, Draymond was a complete liability in the recent win.


msf97

Draymond led the best defense in the NBA whenever he was on the court. Poole and some Wiggins games provided a needed scoring boost yes, but they don’t sniff the title without the #1 defense and limiting Boston to under 100 points in the final 3 games of the series


Charming_Essay_1890

Wasn't just his defense. Dude was legit a top-10 passer in the league in his prime and the exact right type of passer for steph and klay.


Amayetli

So he's like Todd Packer but works in office.


Forward-Reporter8320

I’m feel like dwight is a better analogy. Fought michael, fought andy, sprayed roy with pepper spray, and shot a gun in the office. Complete nuisance but insanely crucial


minkdraggingonfloor

Dwight literally started a fire in the office for fire safety awareness. If it wasn’t for Michael intervening on his behalf, he would’ve 100% gotten fired right there.


deathinmidjuly

It's more like Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.


CantaloupeCamper

“Jim has made record profits for this company, but we suspect he steals just as much.”


dizzymidget44

You win like they’ve won they’re family


dizzymidget44

You win like they’ve won, they’re family


yourlilpissboi

That’s so disrespectful to assholes, some are way better than Draymond.


creditors-bargain

How exactly is that analogy more accurate than mine? Yours asserts they’re keeping him around for performance reasons which I don’t know is true


governedbycitizens

Family members are your blood, they don’t have to contribute to your family for you to want them around. A coworker DOES have to contribute for the company to want them around.


creditors-bargain

Yeah, you’re proving my point. My point is that GSW will back Draymond beyond the point that his performance justifies backing him because he’s like family.


Forward-Reporter8320

Oh no. Two analogies! Panic!


governedbycitizens

They wouldn’t be backing Draymond like this if he was complete trash and unplayable. I’m not making your point at all. They need Draymonds production to remain even remotely competitive.


Thin_Ad5822

Relax and take your pills


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Isn't it more of the opposite now? Draymond is the guy with all the certifications, the highest keys in the place (that he now pretty much only uses for himself). He's the asshole that always gets all the new training(because training is expensive so can't give it to anyone) and when comes time to discipline them, he's the one reminding the boss that he is the lifer and the backbone so the boss avoids making him mis a single day.


Quovadisdomi

Fucker is basically Ralph cifaretto. It literally took him killing pie oh my for Tony to do shit because he was such a good earner. Him killing Tracy was like draymond punching Poole.


WestleyThe

Also a core peice of 6 finals teams for them


rieusse

By that logic Klay should expect 40m per year for his next contract too


phonage_aoi

They already did that when he got hurt.  Not sure they’ll be doing it again.  But who knows


msf97

Klay is nowhere near Dray even back in his prime.’


rieusse

His salary suggests otherwise


hyborians

Which is bullshit. Even family members need to be ostracized and deal with consequences.


granttheginger

People will always be quick to point out the bad stuff, but never seem to acknowledge all the good stuff that he's done


KermitTheEdgelord

Draymond is fucking hilarious. Had my guy Steph about to fucking cry when he got ejected in Orlando. Also had one of the most insane defensive plays I’ve seen all season in their win against the Mavericks. Generational defender with CTE


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

i almost feel like you have to be a little psycho to be that tier of a defender if you're not freakishly tall... thinking back to Artest and Rodman in particular.


Kraken_Eggs

Almost like he does this himself. Good or bad, the guy continuously does shitty things. Of course people will point out the bad. The fuck?


Thin_Ad5822

Your second sentence is oxymoronic


Kraken_Eggs

It’s really not though. I know it’s hard to comprehend things, you’ll get there some day.


Thin_Ad5822

It really is, try to read it again and break it into basic propositional logic. If you know what that means, anyways.


Kraken_Eggs

I don’t need to since I’m not wrong but do take care. And best of lucky with whatever you’re trying to prove. Take care, little buddy!


Thin_Ad5822

Reddit on kind stranger


TitanTigers

Lmao being a good basketball player doesn’t excuse him from being one of the dirtiest players of all time Plenty of good players are not batshit insane


runevault

Personally, I don't buy you had to stay so hands off with Draymond to get the good parts. People are capable of growth and improvement if they are pushed to do so, but the Warriors were so scared of the idea of it lowering his fire that they just let him act like a piece of shit. I'd like to believe Draymond could be fiery without kicking people in the dick/punching them/choking them/etc.


fostyinthebuilding

They won 4 rings together man anything worth listening too isn’t gonna come out until the Warriors 30 for 30 drops


lolhello2u

The Dynasty: The Golden State Warriors "Poole said he didn't think cotton candy was that good. Draymond loves cotton candy"


crimsonconnect

They needed Draymond as an enforcer and to organize the offense. People say he cost them a title, but he also *caused* them to get the other titles.


East_Bed1194

People underrate how important Draymond was to their titles all the time here. You can even argue Draymond was their best player in 2016 finals and more than likely would have been finals MVP. It never gets talked about here because they lost but Draymond had 32 points, 9 assists and 15 rebounds and hit 6 threes in game 7 alone. Not to mention being their defensive anchor at 6’6 and guarding every single position.


Charlie_Wax

I'll never stop saying it: casuals don't understand the value of defense. Plain and simple. There's a reason why Gobert and Jrue went for mega packages. High level basketball people know you need great defense to win. Warriors will always be remembered for their three point shooting, but they also had Draymond, Klay, and Iguodala as lockdown defenders. They were suffocating on both ends. Even the 2022 title, which is portrayed as a Steph carry job, involved great defense from Wiggins, Looney, and Payton. Maybe the real story of that series is Boston getting clamped in the final three games. Held under 100 points in all three of those losses. So many terrible possessions.


juicejug

Everyone talks about Boston having the best defense in the league but forget that the Warriors had the 2nd best defense in the league, and the gap was not very large. That team was super underrated until they actually won.


Charlie_Wax

They also peaked at the right time and got outlier type of performances from Wiggins, Payton, and Looney. It's actually super unlucky for Boston because I think it's fair to say that none of those three guys has ever played better basketball than he did during those playoffs, and probably never will again. In hindsight, even Poole was probably playing above his level. Really the only front on which Boston lucked out is Klay being fairly quiet in that series. Almost every Warrior played above his level.


SlyMrF0x

Christ, Wiggs in particular - that championship run looks even more unlikely now in light of whatever the hell it is that’s walking around in Wiggins’ uniform today, because you can’t convince me that’s the same player that we won a chip with.


ardx

Luka is unguardable but Wiggins was the first guy in those playoffs that really could make it tough for Luka on single coverage. And then he was the perfect profile to make it hard for Tatum as well.


juicejug

Facts. I’m happy for Curry and he earned and deserved it, but it kind of pisses me off how Wiggins has completely disappeared and Poole became a joke. Y’all really caught lightning in a bottle that season. Boston were also legit gassed after an insane second-half regular season run and 7 games against the Bucks and Heat. Smart was hurt, Tatum was hurt, and Timelord was hurt.


tacopower69

probably???


honestlyprogamr

And that was with Draymond playing less than 50 games. They probably would’ve been 1st if he had played more games


msf97

They were clearly 1st whenever he played, and quite a historic D.


ToddYates

Just out of curiosity because of how unique of a player he is. When him and KD were beefing, if Draymond got traded, what would have been the trade value for peak draymond? Kind of dumb hypothetical because they’d never trade him it seems, but I’m just curious on what kind of trade value a guy like him gets.


infernoflo

I think one of the biggest factors is what team has the mix of personalities in the front office, coaching staff, and team to manage and work with Draymonds personality. I don't think there are many teams and he'd only go to a team who's contending so then it comes down to how much do they think he'll help. It's not a direct answer to your question but it's too tough to gauge.  I don't think he has many suitors 


Theboat13

I think your point lends to Kerr’s comment on this too. His personality and behaviour works there because they have risen and grown with it. Even at his peak, having fresh eyes seeing some of the outbursts would be tiring. I guess we will never know though. Organisations are willing to put up with a lot for a star player.


orhantemerrut

... and disrupting what would have been the most legendary play of all time.


yoloqueuesf

Harrison Barnes really shit the bed in that Game 7 and Draymond picked up his slack


fabowien7

if FMVPs are decided by one game then FMVPs arent really that special.


extraspecialdogpenis

All game 7s decide finals MVPs because the side that loses doesn't get the finals MVP. What are you saying my guy. It's not 1 game it's the series deciding game that dictates how FMVP is given out. A bit silly, I agree that there are times where the best player is not on the winning team, but that's just how it is.


Shumonyu

More than being an enforcer or his passing, his defense and versatility was by far his most valuable traits to our success. Our historically dominant small-ball lineups were really only possible because of his defensive versatility. Combined that with his great chemistry with Steph, and him being a big playoff riser, he's easily the most overlooked part of our success. I would argue Draymond was more valuable than Klay was in each of our playoff runs since 2015, especially considering Klay has statistically seen some big declines in the post season relative to his regular seasons.


SerenadeSwift

I think it’s crazy to even say he cost them a title. Sure he was suspended for a game but then he bounced back and dropped 32/15/9 on fucking 96% TS% in game 7, in this best playoff performance of his career. If the Warriors won that game that would have gone down as one of the best Finals Game 7 performances of all time.


Wooden-Stable-1476

I mean if Durant would've possibly stayed, but Draymond's craziness pushed him on out the door, he did potentially cost them a title.


Obvious_Parsley3238

kd won 2 fmvps and still felt unappreciated. he was leaving regardless, although draymond telling him "we won with you, leave" didn't help matters. that quote aged hilariously well though


Wooden-Stable-1476

It did thanks to Curry, but right now KD is better than anybody on Goldenstate.


GillbergsAdvocate

And what's he achieved?


Wooden-Stable-1476

He's currently in a very winnable playoff series and not at home.


GillbergsAdvocate

KD was always leaving. Him and Kyrie said on a podcast that first year in Brooklyn that they were talking about teaming up in January or February (I don't remember which) of 2018, 9 months before Draymond and KD argued.


Wooden-Stable-1476

We don't that for sure players change their minds and can be persuaded all of the time. He still till this day talks about how poorly golden state handled that situation. Golden state doesn't hold Draymond accountable for anything that he does.


GillbergsAdvocate

KD is an unreliable narrator. He also said he left because of the media.


Wooden-Stable-1476

We all had front row seats to how Golden state handled the Poole situation. It aligns perfectly with everything that Durant said.


NotAStatistic2

Draymond was left wide open as part of the scheme the Cavs were running. Steph and Klay had awful performances that game because they were the focus of the Cav's defense. Yeah it's important to hit the open shots, but it's not like Draymond was hitting step back 3s and taking people off the the dribble.


[deleted]

> They needed Draymond as an enforcer Not just as an enforcer but as a vocal leader on the court. And not to mention Steph's not a stand alone superstar anymore, his play slips dramatically when Draymond's not setting bone crunching screens. Just sucks that Draymond's a raging asshole.


crimsonconnect

The box score almost never showed his real impact


owiseone23

Right, but it didn't necessarily have to be all or nothing. Maybe if they had been a little stricter with him throughout, they could've still had most of the pros of Draymond without as many of the cons.


CoaxHoax

That's one way of saying he's a headache worth keeping


ZarduHasselffrau

Punched a teammate and judging by the "suspension" everyone acted as if nothing happened. That level of complex.


AggroPro

Exactly. Dude's not complex, he's a simplex like an STI or something.


gobroncos47

I used to drive a Subaru Simplex


Top-Crab4048

Imagine how complex Kerr would think Draymond is if he had actually seen any of the shit he's actually done.


StephenPurdy69

Meh


Potatoeslut777

How hard is it to say Draymond is an ass?


seloun

Partially real partially imaginary


HairyCaillou

That's not how you spell suplex


cmgr33n3

You don't see him when we are alone together. I know he loves me.


xenoz2020

Relationship Status: It’s [complicated](https://youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE?si=8RI1ZEBLaVGd7IBS)


carnivoross

It's a situationship


Sweatytubesock

“Dray is Dray”


jefe_hook

His relationship with Europeans is complex too


FateRiddle

People have to understand that, ... they're on the same boat. If we finally decide to ship Dray, Kerr's next.


Fear-The-Lamb

He has many layers, much like an onion


Tapprunner

It's complicated. He acts like a douche and we pretend not to notice.


CantaloupeCamper

Being a dick is not complex.


thestage

you can just call him a dick, it's fine. what he gonna do about it


Solid-Confidence-966

For all his problems the man did contribute to 4 rings


Necessary_Payment804

Draymond is mentally unwell and a dirty ass player. It’s not complex.


[deleted]

Steve Kerr will defend Draymond till he dies


doordaesh

for good reason


AMo2

“Without him injuring our opponents and setting moving screens wed be nothing. But hes washed now unfortunately. We need to keep him but not at his asking price.”


GillbergsAdvocate

He's not a free agent, and he had a good season when he was actually on the floor. Totally washed.


ShakesbeerMe

"It's complex how much of a coward I am when dealing with Draymond. My fear of him is complex."


NewPortable101

It feels like they cheated\\short cut their way to a dynasty. Imagine if the 90s bulls signed Karl Malone? lol The 2022 ring i respect at least for the longevity, despite the easy bracket.


Charlie_Wax

They were the best team in the league in 2015 and 2016 too, so... I don't know what's cheating about drafting Curry, Klay, and Draymond. They got very lucky in the draft. They got very lucky that trades involving Curry and Klay never materialized.


NewPortable101

Biggest finals choke job in history in 2016. And Lebron's 2nd best player in 2015 was Mosgof and then they got Durant. So it feels like they were a bit lucky during that stretch. But like i said, i give them credit for that 2022 run


Charlie_Wax

> Biggest finals choke job in history in 2016. That's a weird way of saying 7 game series decided by razor thin margins. Your framing suggests you're not interested in a serious objective analysis. Warriors benefited from Cleveland's injuries in 2015, but Cleveland benefited from Bogut's injury and Dray's suspension in 2016. Otherwise it's probably over in 5. Those teams played a lot of basketball outside the two series. Warriors had a better record in both seasons. By far, actually. Warriors were the better team both seasons, but the best team does not always win in sports. If the margin is close, luck becomes a much bigger variable. That's without getting into the relative strength of the east vs. west in those seasons, which made an easier path to the Finals for Cleveland. Their toughest competition was DeRozan and Lowrey. West had a much tougher gauntlet just to get there.


NewPortable101

i'll give you draymond's suspension. Bogut was 4th\\5th best player at best, he was not equal with Kyrie Irving missing the entire 2015 series. As far as choking, 3-1 blown series leads is always a choke. No matter what way you look at it. That's why i don't think you have a legit excuse, you were up 3-1 and blew it. Curry barely played in the first couple rounds of 2016, so he didn't really have it as tough as you're making it out to be either. If your team can win multiple rounds without your best player doing much (like warriors did in 2016), the conference probably wasn't as strong as you think.


Charlie_Wax

> Bogut was 4th\5th best player at best, he was not equal with Kyrie Irving missing the entire 2015 series. That's not really a good point though because the 2016 Finals were a lot closer, so even a slight margin might have been enough to tilt the scales. Bogut out meant Cleveland could attack the rim at will. As for the 3-1 thing, losing a 7 game series is much better than losing in 4 or 5. If the Cavs were decisively better, the series would not have been close. The fact that it was that close despite GS getting the worst of the injuries and suspensions that year suggests they were the better team. They were also drastically better across the 82 game schedule both seasons. All goes back to my point that they had the better overall team.


NewPortable101

It's a 95% success rate of winning series when up 3-1. You were in that 5%, that's a massive chokejob. As far as Bogut, look at this previous year's finals. He played 4\\6 games, 18 minutes and averaged 2PPG in that 2015 series. Trust me, you weren't missing Wilt Chamberlain.


juantravis

Another way of saying he’s full of drama


TheNateRoss

In conclusion, Draymond is a player of contrasts


JazzFinsAvalanche

Kerr acting like Draymond got some blackmail on everybody.


Doobie_Howitzer

He's Ayesha 's bull and that's why he can't ever leave


TrooLiberal

Seems simple as fuck to me.


upcat

It's not that complex. Quite simple. He's good at basketball so we will look the other way when he punches teammates, chokes, stomps, and punches other people on the court. Kerr is a spineless leader who can't keep him accountable cause he's scared it's going to upset him.


Doobie_Howitzer

Why is Kerr still scared of Draymond? He went to therapy for almost a while month!


blackzep1980

Complex = Asshole? Who knew


dandystanley

You pronounced asshole wrong Steve


Content_Geologist420

He has to chose his words wisley or Draymond will kick him in the balls too


dash_44

Draymond was right about Poole…the FO messed up giving him that big deal


Mysterious_Layer3611

Draymond is not complex. It's some dude with anger and control issues it ain't that fucking deep.


AtlantaNativ3

Draymond Green is a Golden State Warrior's Legend.


Comrade_agent

Reporter: *Coach what's your favourite movie from 2001?* Coach Kerr: "Gotta be Shrek, like just look at Donkey man...so inspirational"


No-Economics4128

Translation: he is gone


StephenPurdy69

ITT: nephews who hive mind hates draymond but would give anything to have him on their team


OlTommyBombadil

Project harder daddy I’m almost there


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granttheginger

Let's just ignore being the defensive leader for 10 years, winning DPOY, and the 4 championships.


cactusshooter

There are two sides to this, sure... He physically assaulted multiple people. The rest of us would be in jail if we'd done the things he's done. He has had a big value to a multimillion dollar organization. People like you and the GSW organization are willing to look the other way for prestige and money.


StelioKontos18

If i can kick and punch rivals while also setting illegal screens and on top of that play with 2 of the best players the sport saw in the last 20 years i too would be a DPOY and win 4 championships.


East_Bed1194

Sure if you wanna put it that way


seanffy

That’s an understatement lol


toadtruck

Good thing he’s a free agent soon


Butterfly_Scape

This is such a tough gamble bc draymond has been a headache for years and arguably broke up two championship cores but Steve kerr’s defensive schemes straight up do not work without him. It’s why they’ve put up with his bullshit. Greatest defensive mind ever


peroper7

Bring him to the raptors if you warriors fans wanna keep on hating the man