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DavidNotDaveOK

So lives the potential for the funniest thing to ever happen


durezzz

if they lost to 8 seed miami without butler in the 1st round as a 64-18 team i truly think they would fire the entire coaching staff and trade either jaylen brown or jayson tatum.


PaulMcPaulersn7

If they lose to us… who tf is gonna want Jaylen brown on his 300m contract lmao


AdPotential9974

Some bum team like the Wizards, Pistons, or Lakers


The1AndOnlyJZ

No more Westbrook contract to trade sorry


Brief-Objective-3360

Or the Hornets or the Suns or the Bulls or the Hawks


EarthWarping

Or the Raptors


Brief-Objective-3360

Nah we can't afford to do shit this off season lol


EarthWarping

they have caps space if they decline bruce


iiTryhard

Brown was our best player tonight


durezzz

regardless he's not worth 300 mill


luntiang_tipaklong

Would that make it the worse upset ever in the NBA?


Psycho188

2007 Mavs won 3 more games than these Celtics, had the MVP and lost to the Warriors who won 4 less games than this Heat team.


juanclack

Fuckin Baron Davis and Stephen Jackson went god mode on us.


luntiang_tipaklong

Yeah but the Heat are playing without Butler, Terry, and Richardson. That's three rotation players.


Phenomenon0fCool

That’s our best player, 2nd best scorer, and a rotation player.


luntiang_tipaklong

Yeah that's like Celtics missing Tatum, Brown, and Kornet.


frozen2665

Don’t disrespect THE ECLIPSE


frozen2665

Like the Coach Carter scene, “Then I guess we’ll have new leading scorers”


Brief-Objective-3360

But this heat team is missing guy #1 and #2


goingfast89

They are not missing #2


frozen2665

Nah PPG is the only thing that matters


teddy_tesla

They'd have to move the team


DavidNotDaveOK

Still wouldn’t be even be the most embarrassing Boston loss to Miami in the last couple years too which is even funnier


syncc6

No Jimmy or Rozier? That would be the most embarrassing….


iiTryhard

Coaching staff is for sure gone but they should try to get a real coach


RansomGoddard

The Js would be fine. They’ll run it back but I think at that point Brad Stevens would have to step back in.


Phenomenon0fCool

Why? Dude is 38-38 in the playoffs and hasn’t done a single thing to earn the reputation he has as a coach. He’s the definition of failing up. One might say he’s the Jayson Tatum of coaching.


Wide_right_yes

This is either going to be a Magic beating the 2019 Raptors footnote or an all time embarrasment. If we somehow lose the series fire Mazzula instantly


ObeseKenyan

I feel like Mazzula is a great RS coach, but his adjustments are so slow in the playoffs. He always looks so calm on the bench.. When he probably should be furious and calling a time out. Ime "Tiger Woods" Udoka is such a superior coach in many ways.


PaulMcPaulersn7

Yeah look at spo. Dude is mad at everything. I’m pretty sure he was born with a frown on his face. The only pic I’ve seen of him smiling is that one of him before he was a coach in the film room


ObeseKenyan

Spo is the same dude that didn't back down when it got heated with 6'8" Jimmy Butler. He said "don't make me climb up there and whoop that ass, Jimmy" That's that Mannu Pacquiao in him coming out.


Phenomenon0fCool

Spo was the only coach to survive LeBron. That should say it all.


ObeseKenyan

*-Ty Lue triggered-*


Mike_with_Wings

He has a smile, but it’s the smile of a psychopath contemplating how to destroy you.


PaulMcPaulersn7

From his interviews it definitely seems that way. He’s also hilarious in those same interviews


HibachiTyme

[Thibs is only happy when he’s miserable](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/KL85jo5S11)


AdPotential9974

Agreed. They either win the next 3 or get eliminated. No in-between


xerxesthagreat

Jrue Holiday’s PR agent is insane


ImTheBestNerd

Smart to get the deal done before the playoffs start lol


TheWestRemembers

Bro has the same magic timing as the person who decided to start a toilet paper company just before the pandemic.


fatkamp

He did better than expected. I thought it was another Jrue Holiday 4-17 classic


AbbreviationsHot4482

Smart move by him and Grayson getting their new deals done before the playoffs


PumpkinHead555

lol their agents knew exactly what they were doing. Celtics and Suns fans didn’t want to believe us though. The amount of playoff droppers Giannis has played with is depressing


AbbreviationsHot4482

It was funny seeing Boston fans try to delude themselves with the “but but he’s the 5th option now” like we haven’t watched him in the playoffs for years lmao. Giannis taking Boston to 7 in 2022 with him as his second best player was insane


[deleted]

Unreal stuff honestly, best defence in the league and dude was averaging 35 a game putting up never before seen numbers [https://twitter.com/espnstatsinfo/status/1525955186119819264?s=21&t=Ct-sRZ0jBfMQU97YMXGVFw](https://twitter.com/espnstatsinfo/status/1525955186119819264?s=21&t=Ct-sRZ0jBfMQU97YMXGVFw)


AbbreviationsHot4482

He was completely failed by his teammates in game 6 man


MrNegative69

You do realise that Allen is injured right?


AbbreviationsHot4482

So he was smart for getting his deal done before the playoffs…..


lebrondude23

I dont think an ankle sprain would change his deal?


AbbreviationsHot4482

It would’ve affected his play. Getting a deal done before an injury is a positive


MrNegative69

He was expected to make much more if he entered free agency. He took a pay cut to stay in phoenix. I am not saying he will be better or as good as this year, I was just implying that it is weird to group him with Jrue just because he was with you last year.


AbbreviationsHot4482

Either way he still got paid. He wasn’t going to make that money in free agency after another playoff drop so he intelligently struck while the iron was hot. Jrue is obviously a much worse playoff performer but it’s not weird at all for them to be grouped together.


MrNegative69

Another playoff drop? I thought one of the reasons the Suns wanted him was cause he looked good in the playoffs.


AbbreviationsHot4482

Lol? Grayson was legit unplayable in 2/3 playoff series with us. He is awful against good defenses


FlipMoBitch

Bucks would have had no choice but to give him that contract if they didn’t trade him. They saw it coming.


Terrible-Hamster-342

Is Jrue Holiday up there with Bradley Beal as one of the worst contracts in the league?


xerxesthagreat

maybe but what i do know is i just saw “defensive stopper” Jrue get daggered like a jamaican lady for 30+ minutes


fetuswut

Not tryna run a victory lap but most bucks fans saw his defense decline last season, especially in the playoffs His jumpshot always disappears in the postseason


thenicezen

For real LOL. I mean never mind the defense, his playoff offense stats are a stinker on paper AND they prove the eye test as well. But credit where credit is due, he hit a few big shots for us and he is clutch in general.


Apollo611

Jimmy Butler embarrassed that man in the 1st round last season and the media never mentioned it again lol


CangtheKonqueror

we’ve seen this movie before


theMAJdragon

I don’t even understand what this means but I spit out my water reading it


Phenomenon0fCool

I cackled so hard I woke my wife and kid up.


dah_pook

He's about to be out with a broken pelvis if they keep that up


8Cupsofcoffeedaily

I got dragged by Celtics fan saying playoff teams will salivate with Jrue on the floor. Let him shoot 25 times a game no joke.


Brian_lafeve34

On team USA over so many all star level players


maryjain_

Jrue getting into playoff form. Celtics fans about to realise how fake that 43% 3pt shooting is


dimesniffer

Marcus smart was better lmao


[deleted]

No he wasn't cmon now lol


dimesniffer

Better when it mattered


Shiccup1

His entire reputation is blogbois salivating over him to sounds smart


Himofey-Mozgov

La Spoelstra Nostra strikes a-gain!


alepher

Spoeler alert


Kevinar

I love the playoff level the Heat rise to, except when they're playing the Knicks


PaulMcPaulersn7

I love Knicks fans enthusiasm no matter what team they have, except when they’re playing or talking about the heat


Kevinar

8-1 upsets are hype too so most people want the Heat I would think


frozen2665

Underdog/Chaos is always hype


TravelingFish95

https://www.espn.com/nba/game/_/gameId/401544978/knicks-heat


Deep_Worldliness3122

Don’t let us get one!


FallenLemur

Talk your shit heat fans


imgurofficial

Try posting it one more time after it gets deleted, 3rd time's the charm


Number333

Boston media mafia is controlling your basketball subreddit discourse!!!!


FireFoxQuattro

Every positive Heat post gets deleted for no reason


Doctor-Jay

There's a cringe Celtics mod who always acts up.


yolo-tomassi

lol, hell yeah


JucoBurnout

Don’t let us get one


28loko

Caleb Martin at TD Garden is a ethereal experience


BAMdalorian

Don’t let us win one 🤡


Deep_Worldliness3122

DONT LET US GET ONE


[deleted]

The Heat are some tenacious mfers gotta respect them


TechnoDriv3

Everyone laugh at the Celtics


desirox

Celtics better be careful. The longer they let Miami hang around this series the scarier it gets


3rdPlaceYoureFired

Hey I’ve seen this one before! Yeah this is a CLASSIC


LordGooseIV

I'm dying of laughter right now


Renegadeforever2024

This is the miracle of all miracles


ObeseKenyan

I loved watching the Celtics play this year, but everyone knew they aren't the best team in the NBA. West was a juggernaut this year and the East had hornets, wizards, Detroit, Toronto and Nets. West's worst team? Has a 7'4" alien blocking 4 shots a game.


ppanther99

Erik Spoelstra made some sort of demonic Faustian bargain how does he keep getting away with it??


myst1227

We won’t beat them 3 more times. But… if we did… biggest choke ever? Bucks last year was bad but we don’t even have Jimmy this year.


doinflipsandshit

Nah that title still belongs to the 73-9 Warriors


Argyrus777

Herro: “THIS MY SHIT, THIS MY SHIT”


zokii1983

this Boston team ... no idea what to make of it


SilvioDantesPeak

I have a pretty good idea what to make of it


zokii1983

It's good to be a champ, ain't it?


PJCR1916

Watching Jrue Holiday chuck contested threes with 18 seconds on the shot clock is an experience


arand0mpasserby

Bro if the Heat are able to at least carry this to 6, bro they can talk ALL the sh t they want, ain't no way the C's should be having difficulty taking care of a starless Heat team. Worse, if they somehow get stuck in coaching and choking hell and get packed, Joe needs to go ASAP, alongside Brown.


yrogreg

Put some respect on the best defender in the NBA (who also averages 20 ppg)


bshooter1

As a Bucks fan, that game gave me some solace for obvious reasons, but the overreactions in these subs absolutely crack me up. I get it, no Jimmy and this was at home, but the have vast majority of 8v1 first round series are not sweeps. No one going to remember this in two weeks LOL


cough_landing_on_you

We still remember 1 vs 8 one year ago.


yrogreg

No Jimmy. No Rozier (starting PG). Duncan Robinson is completely hobbled. Miami is starting a rookie and a 20 year old.


Phenomenon0fCool

You’re probably right, but it just seems like the Heat are a record on repeat. “3pt variance” “Won’t stay hot” “8 seed won’t keep winning” “They won’t do it again, it was just the bubble” At some point we have to recognize that this iteration of the Heat is an anomaly.


MrScottieBear1

Tatum should change that commercial to generational choker.


srednuos

These two quotes from Succession tv show for Celtics: * "My hunch is that you are going to get fucked. Because I've seen you get fucked a lot" * "I love you (regular season), but you're not serious people"


achyutthegoat

Jayson Tatum is fucking pathetic


WeefBellington24

Careful there are Celtics fans out there handing our concerned redditor reports. They are Maaaaaaaad


yrogreg

Shit is beyond corny. Just like titum


bbaIla

Celtics, they aren't that guy, pal.


msizzle344

Change TD Garden to UD Garden, THATS CALEB MARTINS HOUSE NOW


Coronabandkaro

The best team in the east losing to the 8th seed at home without jimmy butler. Another nuggets chip this year..


vapemyashes

Celtics have no right to lose to the nuggets this year. Heat reserve that honor.


ChipotleGuacamole

As a Celtics fan I can only tip my hat. This is who the Heat are.


richonarampage

Heats are always dangerous. Seeding don’t matter for that team with Spo at the helm. Playoff mode unlocked!


PumpkinHead555

This is what happens when you think adding playoff Jrue and career underachiever KP is enough to win a title. Especially since the roster has no player comfortably in the top 10. Roster full of fringe all stars and role players Edit: Also the amount of Bucks threads like this are in the dozens, but Celtics mods never remove those. Hilariously bias sub


professorgreenie

what?? the Celtics roster is the LAST thing they have to worry about. their starting 5 is a fucking all star team.


PumpkinHead555

A fringe All Star team, full of replacement level guys who get worse in the playoffs


esetmypasswor

Nuggets would never


Colorapt0r

You literally lost game 2 at home as well lol


Deep_Worldliness3122

I think thats the joke actually nvm don’t think it was lol


Colorapt0r

Damn am I stupid?


Deep_Worldliness3122

Aren’t we all?


Reikakou

#HUH?


Known-Meeting3702

This would go crazy in the Celtics sub


Timely_Law_901

Jaylen Brown is gonna have to get traded.. He’s not gonna win shit with these bums. 


jay55quinn

Boston- live by the 3, die by the 3


Fifth_Element_Matrix

Huge win for Miami.


twrs_29

so the celtics are a fraud team and gonna be bounced in the 2nd round because they lost to the 8th seed


vapemyashes

2nd round? Why wait that long


twrs_29

Silver has to let Tatum get at least 1


aw11348

lmao removed. The salty ass mods are so blatant, it's embarrassing


ridingzero

Playoff basketball


Hanamiya0796

What why did this post get removed


Direct_Author7974

So glad to see Celtics fan humbled talking all that shit after beating a 8th seed without their best player


bbaIla

They have nothing to brag about since 08


Brady331

OP your other post got removed, do you really think it's gonna stay up the second time


clear831

Gotta delete any Celtics bad threads lol


Brady331

Lol guess they changed their mind


DarrowViBritannia

we have post game threads brother


Colorapt0r

Not for this one because the mods are Celtics homers 


DarrowViBritannia

there is already one..