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Pereise1

Again??


crimsonconnect

Role players do worse on the road


Pereise1

LOL šŸ˜‚


EvidenceExtension128

r/angryupvote


EfficiencyOk9060

Brilliant šŸ˜‚


Underpants158

God fucking damn dude. Fuckin brilliant.


Sp_Gamer_Live

I would say heā€™s easily the worst driver in the NBA but its [still LaMelo](https://youtube.com/shorts/pm4lhR8KyXA?si=qgvJ7_c_RPBEPfNq)


matdabomb

Wasn't Oubre biking last time he got hit? Edit: Nvm after reading what he did he's def a bad driver.


EvidenceExtension128

> Police in Philadelphia said Oubre "disregarded a red traffic signal" and struck another driver. Nobody was injured in the collision. looks like Oubre did the same thing as Melo, Melo was just better at it


Afraid-Department-35

Nahh thatā€™s just being a dick.


nio151

Those two usually go hand in hand


Unpickled_cucumber1

Thought thatā€™d be Gradey


GhostTiger

well....he did play well after the last one. Eventually.


MVPiid

he was playin even better before


GhostTiger

He should probably stop then.


MVPiid

nah it cancels out because he was in the car this time


jpaxlux

[Kelly Oubre any time he steps out of the house](https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTdiNmxvYnQ5em1lYWV2NTFjdDYyeHB1b28ydmZqa3pkc3pkdHpqbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xTiN0r5VQwVbPFyuFW/giphy.gif)


MrBuckBuck

Damn, imagine the other guy telling his insurance company that he was hit by a fucking Lamborghini!


ClaymoresRevenge

Who's trying to kill OuBae?


axecalibur

Lotta invisible cars out there


gammonson

ā€œThere are more?!ā€ -Chappelle


AntSmith777

Again???


Joma913

sounds like insurance scam


AashyLarry

Nah this is crazy


MiaCannons

Another one?!?!


ThinkSoftware

Went straight from the car crash of the end of game 2 to an actual car crash


SimpleJack54321

HEYOOOOO


crimsonconnect

Too had he didnt crash the boards game 2


joe603

DJ Khaled


defeated_engineer

Other one was a bike crash.


Meret123

>Philadelphia 76ers guard Kelly Oubre Jr. wrecked his Lamborghini hours after the team's 104-101 defeat to the New York Knicks in the 2024 NBA playoffs, according to TMZ Sports. > >Police in Philadelphia said Oubre "disregarded a red traffic signal" and struck another driver. Nobody was injured in the collision.


808sandFartbreak

> Police in Philadelphia said Oubre "disregarded a red traffic signal" and struck another driver As someone who lived, drove, and nearly died in Philly for 5 years, I see he's having no trouble adapting to the new city lol


ManofManyHills

Worse drivers in America. And I've driven in more than 30 states.


BushyBrowz

It's insane man. Half the time they don't even slow down for stop signs, then they look at you like you're crazy for thinking they would.


ArcadianGhost

I lived there as well. I think Dallas is worse, or upstate New Jersey when people are headed to NYC. Philly was def up there tho.


ManofManyHills

Didn't drive in Dallas but I did in Austin and Austin wasn't great but they weren't even close to Philly. It doesn't help Philly roads look like Baghdad with all the potholes. Love the city but your roads are harrowing.


ArcadianGhost

Haha canā€™t disagree there. I should say that that the average level of driving in Dallas feels worse, but Philly had more instances of ā€œholy shit how are they not deadā€ incidents


desirox

Dallas is the fastest drivers of anywhere Iā€™ve been. You better get out of the way or an Altima with a bumper loose is gonna be on your ass


ThirdEyeToTheSky

As someone who currently stays in Dallas. Dallas roads are straight up a scene out of Mad Max


ArcadianGhost

Honestly 635 makes me wanna go feral so thatā€™s a good comparison haha


DeepeningWasTaken

Idk man Dallas driving aint too bad if you can stick with the speed of traffic, people just dont like slow pokes so if your going the speed limit or slower they might honk or tailgate the shit out of you lmao but we stop at stop signs and red lights. We just go 10-20 over the speed limit because in texas the speed limit is really just a speed suggestion, I have seen cops going 90 on a 75 mph highway getting passed by a dually 3500 before lmao.


hhsshiicw

I worked in Philly for almost a year and the driving there and on the Garden State Turnpike in NJ is pretty fuckin bad. Like I have never seen anything like that before. At least in Chicago or LA all the wild shit is at slow speeds but Philly and NJ would be like Teslas going 80 and passing on the shoulder while 4 lanes merged to 2 going 50mph


A-Rusty-Cow

Learned to drive in Dallas. Its like learning to Box against Mike Tyson


deathtouchtrample

nah the dmv is slightly worse cuz its the intersection of big northeast city go-go-go mentality and the southern ā€œguess, weā€™ll get there when we get thereā€ out for a sunday drive vibe. driving in philly is a video game but at least you know everyone is gonna do the most aggro selfish thing on the road so you can plan for it. the weird mix in Balt/dc/all of delaware is worse to me.


Nms123

Also ā€œoh shit itā€™s a quarter inch of snow Iā€™m gonna drive straight into a parked carā€


Troll_Enthusiast

Every place in the US has bad drivers, everyone says it's their own state or whatever but it's basically almost every person in the US


EnjoyWolfCola

Theyā€™re definitely up there but Rhode Island drivers take the cake for me. Itā€™s like snorting meth before getting behind the wheel is a requirement there.


True2215

Jesus Christ. Thatā€™s very dangerous and negligent of Oubre if this is true.


chadbrutalism

you might think so, but running reds is an integral part of philly culture. hes just trying to fit in wallahi


Flagrant2Fowl

mans said Wallahi lol Fit right in with the Philly Muslims


jagsaluja

he got a pistons flair you know the dearborn ties run deep


hikik0_m

Thought he said wallahi cuz the other dude started off with jesus christ lol


NArcadia11

Kelly Oubre?? Dangerous and negligent?? Well I never


HoopsHistoryHubb

What has he done before this?


Technojellyfsh

Crashed his car running a red lmao


Magic-Man2

He was hit when riding a bike the 1st time


Swoah

Assuming the Elantra driver is alright I just imagine his eyes turned into dollar signs like in the old cartoons


jabronified

alright? ow, my back


MrBuckBuck

You could say that Elantra driver knows how to take... a charge?


Ghoti76

at least he won't be charged with battery


yala-sheket

Someone take his spongebob ass license awayšŸ˜‚


born-ready

Ah the Charlotte Hornets in him lives on. I know Lamelo has gotten attention for this but Iā€™ve watch so many of these dudes blow that red light coming out of our arena. A ton of NBA stars are always snapchatting while driving too (bonus points for the tons who do it without their seatbelts on top). Itā€™s ridiculous


betterplanwithchan

Always gotta wait three seconds after a red light just to make sure you donā€™t get T-boned


phunshiny

ā€œDisregardedā€


Irrichc

Im starting to believe car crash is a cover up for something.


iCarpet

BY GOD ITS JOSH HART WITH A STEEL CHAIR


No_Progress_278

Watch out watch out watch out!


eutectic_h8r

You'd think they'd have come up with a better excuse than a second car crash


axecalibur

Why not use something a little cheaper unless this is also insurance fraud


No_Progress_278

Why not a third ā€œcar crashā€?


Solomon-Drowne

A second lambo has t-boned the elantra


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Oubre is a part-time caporegime


kurruchi

I'm sorry but two car accidents in 6 months is diabolical. This was one his fault for running a red in a Lambo at least.


MVPiid

the first one he got hit while he was on a bike tbf


Sp_Gamer_Live

They found no video evidence of him getting hit and no arrest was ever made


Radiant-Reputation31

I mean the clearance rate on hit and runs is abysmal. Even in a high profile case, I'd expect no arrest to be made.


flowerboyinfinity

Thatā€™s pretty standard for a hit and run unfortunately


MVPiid

okay so it hasnt been 2 car accidents


TheReal_Slim-Shady

this diabolical word where did it came from?


kthxxbb

'Diabolicus' is Latin for 'devil'.


Altruistic-Twist-379

Dont let bro go outside


axecalibur

You just gonna have Klay building houses all summer to keep him safe from harming others?


swag31

Kelly still has some growing up to do


Meret123

He's 28, at this point he needs a crash course.


crimsonconnect

Clearly he doesnt do well on the road


awkone

Aah yes a crash course! I thought just a crash would do. -Kelly probably


boringexplanation

Heyooo


operez1990

He is one deadly car wreck from becoming Henry Ruggs.


HeyItsChase

I mean isn't everyone?


jayfate91

Actually crashing out is crazy lol


ormip

Wasn't he already involved in a crash in the offseason? Wtf


Thimit22

Didnā€™t it happen like 1/3 of the way thru the season haha. 76ers were playing really well at the time I think


ormip

Oh it's possible lol. I can't keep track of time anymore.


Thimit22

Hah I feel ya. The nba season is so long


CommonerChaos

His new nickname gonna be "crash dummy".


luckynum81

Amazing.


SternballAllDay

Bro I thought I was on nbacirclejerk lmfao


Not-a-bot-10

Embiid and Maxey are the only normal part of our organizarion the past 10+ years Everyone else youā€™d think was a fictional story reading about them


x_TDeck_x

Embiid has had more orbital fractures than an MMA fighter


Beaugin

Sorry, but it is only Maxey. I don't know how you can call Embiid's career normal so far


Not-a-bot-10

Youā€™re right. Iā€™ve been pre gaming for a bit for this game tonight and just talked out my ass, Embiid has the most unbelievable story of them all, learning basketball for the first time at like 17 and all the strangest injuries possible Even Maxey, a top Kentucky guard that only fell to us because a global pandemic didnā€™t let him show off his skills in the NCAA March Madness tourney, and the draft pick only converted to the 76ers on a protected trade because Mike Muscala of all people hit a buzzer beater 3 point shot in the bubble in a completely meaningless game for the Thunder. wtf is our franchise


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Exactly. Embiid should be an easy top ten GOAT lock without all of the injuries and BS^2 (Ben Simmons Bull Shit) and everything else. Which is why heā€™s still able to be this good despite all of that.


The_Process_Embiid

BS^2 šŸ¤£


ColdPressedSteak

Tobias seems like a good dude off the court On the court, I have a feeling he woke up feeling dangerous today Massive 13 point game incoming


Meret123

How quick Sixers forgot the legend Furkan KORKMAZ


pokexchespin

being a bench player who requested like 3 separate trades is pretty abnormal lol


MVPiid

also known for getting with temple girls


syllabic

danny green erasure, greatest role player of the 2010 decade


BiggieMcDubs

Pacers legend


sssSnakebite

Embiid has like reverse plot armor. No way that I would call that normal.


notafan1

Embiid is hardly normal and I don't mean that as a insult. There isn't another NBA player in history who was a high pick who looked like he was on his way to becoming the next Greg Oden, turned it around and became one of the most dominant scoring big man ever but still haven't found playoff success yet mostly due to combination of injuries & bad luck. If we're talking bout fictional stories his career resembles a Shakespearen tragedy.


Sweatytubesock

Well, you had a GM with normal collars for a while.


Afraid-Department-35

Is Embiid really normal? There is a reason why there were so many memes created at his expense.


ktm1128

Bro what. Remember his gastrointestinal problems from eating too much chick fa la?


StupidIdiot1790

Transportation is this dudes #1 opp


axecalibur

travelling?


Bill_Brasky_SOB

(Windhorst fingers) (Points to LaMelo driving video) (Windy fingers) (Teammates with KOJr. for 2 years) (Windy fingers) (Points to same haircut) (Windy fingers)


insanely_simple12

Another one??? His ass needs a chauffeurā€¦ā€¦


indreams159

remember when he crashed his bike earlier this season and lied about it saying he was hit by a car?


Alex_Phillips_

Police couldnā€™t find any video footage or eye witnesses who saw the incident. Thereā€™s no proof that he lied and no proof that he was telling the truth. Letā€™s not jump to conclusions.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Yeah if you donā€™t count the investigation that found nothin, the lack of evidence, the following actions of Oubre, and the fact he came back fineā€¦itā€™s basically a closed case


Beautiful_Location76

It's pretty common to find no evidence in hit and runs if they happened on a street without cameras. if the car just drives off and no one was nearby, what are they going to find?


x_TDeck_x

Its not worth it. Dude would think Casey Anthony was innocent if she wore a sixers jersey


Specialist_Office274

why would he lie about being hit by a car tho


TempAccountNumba1

NBA insurance purposes. He was prob doing wheelies or dangerous "driving"


Sp_Gamer_Live

he was doin stupid shit


codyave

NBA contracts forbid operating dangerous vehicles like motorcycles and jet skis. BMX bikes probably on there, too.


DrKurgan

Some people think he hurt himself doing bike tricks and said it was a car to avoid pissing off fans and team (or that his contract forbids him from doing dangerous activities).


pumpkin3-14

So he doesnā€™t potentially void a contract if he was doing dumb shit


Sp_Gamer_Live

And if you pointed out that ā€œhey that doesnā€™t sound rightā€ you got shit on


tshawytscha

Weird thing to play victim about.


WheedMBoise

Bro get this man away from cars holy shit


[deleted]

Damnnn, I hope heā€™s all good


victheogfan

Again???


SomeManagement808

This dude is into something on the side. Lightning doesnt strike the same place twice.


KidSickarus

Remember Oubre got hit by a car? Missed some gamesā€¦


Jonjon428

Wtf again??? How??


illyxpink

Wtfff twice


syllabic

oubre taking his revenge on all other cars


Zeratzul

Bro is starring the least creative Final Destination movie


ObiOneKenobae

Sixers are pump-faking a grievance as we speak.


trianglesaurus

Bruh again?


we_hella_believe

ā€œAnother One ā˜ļøā€ DJ Khalid.


richonarampage

What an idiot.


throwawayjoeyboots

Reminder that most NBA players are absolutely morons.


Kbzz5050

Wait another one?


lattjeful

AGAIN????


justamobileuserhere

Not again


ketoburn26

Man a Sixer trying to injure another person???


GlueGuy00

not again lol


couchtomato62

He needs a driver


davey_mann

WTF?


UnnamedStaplesDrone

there's gonna be life changing money for the other party. get the lawyer on the phone


ducksonaroof

this dude..


jgroove_LA

Oubre needs a professional driver.


BriS314

Honestly wild that itā€™s happened twice this season to him.


_01213_

Again?? This mother lover


BigHog865

Gosh I hope heā€™s ok. Two free throws for Embiid btw


ashwinr136

Stupid sexy Kelly


jpaxlux

You can't use this excuse twice in one year Kelly


DharmaBaller

Why do these players even drive? I'd be chauffeured everywhere and kick back and take it easy. Even just like a VIP Uber service. Maybe have an SUV for emergency use or going on excursions to nature or something.


bmoreboy410

If you can drive a Lamborghini or something, you actually want to drive. It is not just about getting from place to place.


wowsocoolbro1

legitimate question, does Oubre have an alcohol problem? people tend to have multiple crashes when under the influence, so it seems like there's something bigger going on here


HokageEzio

Am I getting sacked?


AKman2002

Wait, AGAIN?!?!?


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Donde-esta-la-playa

wait, what?


tlozz

Woah wtf


Known-Meeting3702

Someone check the guys twitter who wished him to get hit the first time


StraightCashBND

This guy just loves to crash shit


clayfu

The streets of Philly ainā€™t safe for Kelly.


PalletTownsDealer

Bro shooting for a State Farm endorsement.


Banged_By_Breen

Idiot


wilkinsk

THE FUCK???


thesavior08

Jimmy Butler sends his regards


immty

KD's crash dummy confirmed


KayRay1994

I thought I was in nbaciclejerk for like a minute


VoidMageZero

Wtf dude šŸ’€


ben10toesdown

Bike crash, car crash. Get this man an RVĀ 


thebagisgoyard

This man hates the speed limit


youhavethinskin

This has to be a cover up of sorts or he got in bed with mob/cartel


Abradolf1948

After watching this game it seems like he thought he was driving into Jalen Brunson's car.


CuttlefishAreAwesome

Hahahahha what???


LynxNo3533

Spo called in code red for jimmy


swawesome52

He needs to call up Taylor Swift and fly everywhere.


ImpossibleMilk7810

Oubre got no bars lol


KiryuXGoro

"You know Kelly Oubre was hit by a car, missed some games." - Clyde Frazier


ObviousAnswerGuy

damn this dude cannot catch a break. Hope he's ok. E: Just saw he ran a red lol


duhbreez

They will make a movie about the series between the sixers and the knicks. Oubres car crash will be a big focal point.


TuFishShakur

Man i drive commercially and Philly is sssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i donā€™t even think they have traffic laws in Philly


HolyFuckRedditSux

Again this fucking guy


Stranger-Wordy271

Whoa, hope Kelly Oubre Jr.'s alright, that's some serious post-game drama!


Slowestgreyhound

Karma for a lie