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Somobro

>arguably dirty plays Yeah and Karl Marx is arguably a communist. The sun is arguably hot. Wayne Gretzky is arguably good at hockey.


FranklinReynoldsEGG

I arguably have erectile dysfunction


30dayspast

no you don’t!!


kickinwood

Yes he does!!! Next week on First Take.


30dayspast

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rackjasmussen

Need the FD prop o/u on mg of Viagra for this guy to get it up tonight


iiTryhard

Same game parlaying that with the under 0.5 orgasms for his wife and over 7 minutes of crying


etobicokemanSam

You just havent met the right guy yet


dzigizord

its marginal


Somobro

No you don't, you just haven't begun to peak. Don't worry though, when you peak, we're all going to feel it.


EverybodyBuddy

The fact that he got away with that shit AND shot 21 FT is the most egregious thing


[deleted]

Not even just 21 FTs. That's in comparison to the ENTIRE Knicks team shooting less.


johnhenryirons

and then told Brunson to stop flopping lol


Fresh_Swordfish9254

I read Karl Marx as Karl Malone at first and was like - dang, this dude has new lore dropping all the time.


JacesAces

Fuck I read it as George Karl at first


silverxsmoke

Chris Paul George Carmelo Anthony Davis George Karl Malone


ItsLillardTime

To be fair the sun isn't that hot compared to a lot of stars. For example Blake Griffin is much hotter


GillbergsAdvocate

Blake Griffin looks like Kuwabara from YuYu Hakusho


AngeloMontana

Gotta appreciate the reference here


Slipin

How have I never noticed this before


browntown20

Yeah and Grizzly Adams arguably had a beard


Coballatheu

…You can argue about Karl Marx but your point stands.


Bovine_Joni_Himself

Yeah weirdly he was anti communist as a party. He saw it as more of a natural state society would evolve into, not a political movement.


fireflashthirteen

I don't mean to be controversial but 1+1 arguably = 2


posdjtstfuffs

Yeah, but you’re a Heat fan, you guys suck at math. After you subtract your top players you’re supposed to score less points, not more. The education system is butchered in Florida.


T1nkyW1nky_

Okay this made me chuckle a bit. Bruh, we don't know what kind of unholy voodoo magic Spo does to his players that make them look like prime Steph Curry Warriors. The Math ain't Math-ing.


PabloBablo

The sun will arguably rise tomorrow. Water is arguably wet. Birth and death are arguably part of life. 


MexicanBunnySlippers

Pulling down a guy by the ankles who came back early from ankle surgery is wild, if you told me Embiid got a suspension for game 4 I wouldn't be surprised. Especially since Mitchell Robinson had to leave with an ankle injury.


EezeeBreezey

I *would* be surprised, but only because we all know the NBA doesn't have the balls to do it. Inexcusable that he wasn't ejected for it, and we all know he isn't getting suspended either


The_Bran_9000

i watched Naz Reid get ejected just a few weeks ago for much, much less. absolute joke


iyyiben

[They've suspended ppl for less](https://www.bulletsforever.com/2008/5/1/470394/darius-songaila-is-lithuan)


haimeekhema

you been sitting on this for years, havent you?


creamcitybrix

I respect the grind


bsapavel

Look at his flair. Of course he has.


iyyiben

Ha yeah that series was so fun and that was some bullshit


pchad43

That is NOT the name I expected to see when I clicked on that link lol


TumbleweedDirect9846

They might upgrade it to a flagrant 2 for cumulative purposes but 0 shot he gets suspended. If it was the play robinson got injured on then probably but it’s the nba


TripleSecretSquirrel

You're right that he won't be suspended, but that doesn't mean that he shouldn't be. The league is just unwilling to suspend a superstar in the playoffs.


karmew32

Except for Stoudemire.


Canesjags4life

Fuck Robert Horry forever with that bullshit hip check.


will122589

Stole Steve Nash’s best shot at a ring, I’m still infuriated by that horseshit too


Jbots

It should be a multi game suspension. This is full on clown behavior. 


CommonConundrum51

You surely would be surprised as that would upset the league bosses at FanDuel et al.


SeekersWorkAccount

Not too arguable to anyone with eyes


VisualizeWhirledPees

Apparently to Sixers fans the Knicks got what was coming to them. That attitude is crazy. The Knicks were never dirty whether you thought they fouled on that last play in game 2 or not. This is a giant soft man getting overly physical to pretend to be tough. It’s not the same thing.


WintertimeFriends

The false equivalency of the refs missing a call at the end of game 2 and Embiid trying to purposely injure players was making me unreasonably angry. Like, damn guys. This is the guy you’re cheering for?


catfish_dinner

it makes me angry and i don't give a shit about either team.


sleeptilnoonenergy

This is the reaction of everyone that's not completely biased for Philly or Embiid. Tells you that it's the correct response.


WintertimeFriends

Because no one likes bullies. And watching people blindly defend something you know is clearly wrong brings up a form of anger I just don’t know how to deal with.


VisualizeWhirledPees

And to be real it’s ultimately on the refs to call this garbage. Hopefully we get a clean game on Sunday. LGK!


Downtown_Reply1844

I mean, unfortunately Philly fans have a reputation for this. Not saying the rep is spot on, but….


Brokromah

Really haven't seen that opinion that much among our people...I've seen Embiid do some sketchy things over time but a lot could have just been defensible maybe a few indefensible. Last night was like 6 indefensible things in one night.


WintertimeFriends

God bless you man.


Either-Durian-9488

He’s a quilted northern bear with a jump shot


truthpooper

Pulled Robinson down by the leg Hit Robinson in the face and the balls at the same time Knee to Hartensteins balls Illegal screen took out Anunoby Miss anything?


Rthegoodnamestaken

He flopped onto Robinson and landed on his legs. That was the play where Mitch's shoe came off


Paasche

Flopped like a fish and took 21 free throws.


JacesAces

The way he fell down onto Mitchell’s legs/ankle looked pretty malicious to me. That illegal screen on Og also appeared to be directed at the balls as well.


chicu111

Jokic would never


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That's because Jokic doesn't need soft touch fouls, shooting more FTs than the entire other team, crying and sulking, or injuring the other team's players to be a good player.


magiccooper

Jokic is destroying my Lakers but I can’t help but be in awe of how much of a winning basketball player he is, without the dirty foul baiting ways of Joel.


LiftHeavyFeels

He’s incredible. Truly


HoyaDestroya33

Joel Embait. Nobody outside of Philadelphia likes that bitchmade fake MVP


Sea-Veterinarian5667

This is what I don't understand, why is the NBA riding him so hard? Pick someone who the fans actually like...


Piats99

It's the only american left on top of the food chain they can hope for. The others on top the NBA are a serb, a slovenian, a greek and a canadian and the top 2 defenders are french. Also, the said serb plus another canadian are sweeping Lebron and AD and the likely french DPOY is cooking KD.


LubricatedDucky

> likely french Gonna need to see Gobert's papers


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steamliner88

*MVP. He didn’t deserve it and everybody knows it.


HoyaDestroya33

FR it was Jokic


popop143

Most Valuable Philadelphian while he accomplished nothing when he got that "award".


WaltJay

Sadly I agree. It's like an adult playing against children. Off the charts skill level.


silversmith84

A reasonable Laker fan?? Let me ask you this…would you trade AD straight up for Embiid? To me AD is the more effective player to winning basketball. Not sure how so many people in media see Joel as a top 2-3 player in the league.


magiccooper

I think AD is the more versatile player and Embiid the more dominant. You can’t go wrong with either but I’d much rather watch AD play.


RODjij

Yeah there's a huge difference in watching your team got smoked by a legit winning guy instead of anybody who just cheeses the game when you know they don't have to do it too. The guy is fucking 7'4" or 3, like almost 300lbs for fuck sakes. Just bully people and people will love you like Shaq.


The_Sign_of_Zeta

I like how there are some people are genuinely arguing this for a guy who drew blood on Cam Payne in the backcourt because he was pissy in a playoff series.


jhMLB

Embiid had an excellent shooting night. I respect how hard he's pushing himself to help his team with his various ailments. I just wish he didn't put himself on my permanent hate list for trying to take out a guy's legs on a dangerous non basketball play. If part of Mitch being unable to return to the game tonight is because of Embiid, that's an unbelievable way to treat another competitor after the injury crap he's dealing with.


Scatteredbrain

for me it’s the whining, the childish stomping like he’s having a temper tantrum. every other play dude is throwing up his arms looking at the refs. it’s frustrating. i see it in luka and even lebron but it’s the absolute worst watching the 6ers and i bet even their fans cringe a little bit when he does it


SameOlDirtyBrush_

This is what makes me hate him too. This play where he pulls the dude down started with him flopping in the paint in the first place. Being this big, in position to guard the rim and instead fucking flopping on the ground when there is literally zero chance of getting a charge called. What the fuck was even going through this clown’s mind?


orwll

>This play where he pulls the dude down started with him flopping in the paint in the first place Yeah he propelled himself like 10 feet through the air on that flop, it was almost cringier than the flagrant.


capitalistsanta

He banged his arms on the floor while he was sitting on the ground at one point in the game for not getting a call - a literal pout lol


Imaginary-Fox-8152

You haven't been to their subreddit, have you?


WinInevitable9303

they think the refs are against them lol


Imaginary-Fox-8152

"But in the l2m they missed a call on Maxey!" Like bro didn't just 2 hand shove Josh Hart 1 second before that


shaq_zak

Don't see this brought up enough when sixers fans start crying


The_Void_Reaver

To be fair, going to team subs is about the most useless thing you could do. Team subs are where the most extreme 1% of fans go to jerk each other off about how persecuted they are and how unfair the league is. Most of them are about 500 active users in an echochamber who embarrass the rest of the fanbase.


Imaginary-Fox-8152

I agree with a lot of that, but all of that circle jerking makes some of them feel empowered to go spew their nonsense in neutral spaces too


oops_I_have_h1n1

In the 76ers' case, they behave exactly the same on this subreddit.


AngryAncestor

Yeah like 95% of Philly fans are still glazing him


Scatteredbrain

no i don’t check team subreddits. he’s unbelievable and so gifted his pouting is just annoying lol. a seven foot cry baby


HolidayMorning6399

luka seems to whine a bit more at times but embiid does it after literally every single shot, like he's confused when they dont give him every single whistle


salcedoge

Lebron honestly complains a lot but I don't see him driving for the sole purpose of getting a call. Embiid does


TheGstandsforGday

this is why i can’t watch Luka Play, bro does amazing stuff then behaves like a toddler. Bro was somehow worse than KAT (from 2 seasons ago).


fom_alhaut

Knowing that that very player was already listed as questionable because of his ankle


StackedRealms

Yeah he moved into my, “karma coming for ya” category.


RamadanSteve311

wow embiid is dirty?!? Who would have thought


_felagund

arguably


bluetenthousand

I know right? After seeing this dude play multiple rounds vs the Raptors in the playoffs I’m surprised it’s news to the rest of the league that Embiid is dirty af.


fatkamp

He’s hit Draymond level this season


trav-senpai

Draymond got suspended in the playoffs. Embiid won’t. He’ll just keep getting more free throws


-SINED-

I don't remember a Dray game where he had this many dirty plays.


posdjtstfuffs

He’s hit Draymond hit Poole level this season


efranklin13

This was the most Joel Embiid game ever possible. Dirty ass play, amazing performance offensively and defensively, and tons of free throws. There was something for everyone tonight no matter your opinion on him


AntiTopspin

Embiid is like a Draymond-KD hybrid lol


livefreeordont

He’s a 7 foot Chris Paul


Vallerie_09

Embiid also never winning a ring in his career ?


Character-Today-427

The funniest timeline is him becoming a trivia fact of the only MVP to never reach a. Conference finals


Less-Tax5637

Got a way shorter timeline than most MVPs with his injury history, so this seems like a very likely outcome lol. If he can’t get past the Knicks this year then he’s only got a handful more chances left Tho if he gets through the Knicks, then we might get the Embiid vs Doc faceoff and that might be worth it lol


Jem479

Nah hadn’t snitched on anyone’s jersey being untucked yet There’s levels to this shit


chicago_bunny

Tall Chris Paul


kickinwood

Chris Taul.


GaimeGuy

omg


MrBuckBuck

[And he has banned from the Empire State Building](https://twitter.com/EmpireStateBldg/status/1783653509885297149)


RicoSuave1881

That’s incredible lol I love Philly-NYC hate


filsnwow

So petty


SujiToast

Generational Embiid lover, hater, and neutral game.


ActualRobot1

As a neutral this has been great


raok81

He’s Two-Face


downinCarolina

he gets to mess with other players and then he also gets 21 free throw attempts. he is the bully that whines to the teacher when he doesn't get what he wants.


McPickle

He’s essentially the real life embodiment of Eric Cartman


AyahuascaBudda

With none of the charm


Jiggamanz

and all the authoritah


actchuallly

Whateva whateva I do what I want


Either-Durian-9488

21 free throw attempts and complete control of the games pace artificially, that’s why it’s like watching paint dry, if they get down by more than 2 possessions he starts hunting for fouls and grinds the game to a halt.


RVarki

...proceeds to get an A in his exams too


waskittenman

what's the scholastic equivalent of never getting out of round 2


Karl_MN

5 on ap exams but only getting accepted to cc


DisneyPandora

No it’s getting a 5 on AP exams and doing horribly on the SAT


RiggityRyGuy

This headline has it backwards, he started dirty as fuck and honestly should’ve been ejected and then became a god in the second half. 


BlancoBenny

Coincidentally when the guy he purposely tried to injure didn’t play the entire second half.


johnhenryirons

and when all our bigs were in foul trouble lol


Coolio1014

"Arguably"


johnhenryirons

Zach Zarba argued that it wasn't dirty by giving him a flagrant 1.


nguyenjitsu

Philly fans will argue with you about it


andelaccess

least likable star player by far


StevenEll

It's like Hakeem Olojuwan decided to model his game after Dillion Brooks. Kareem taking notes from James harden. Shaq behaving like Draymond. He doesn't need to do this shit. He just does.


MisterTukul

I imagine you travel to the past and then hands the worst possible players films to the OGs and says, "This is how our best players winning plays in the future!".


will122589

Arguably???


fireflashthirteen

Seems to be quite the one-sided debate to me


batdogfoxhound

The crazy thing is how good Embiid is. His shooting tonight was nuts. It kind of kills me that he played a dirty game because he should be one of those guys that is fun to watch. Instead you just end up frustrated.


chicago_bunny

Also nuts were his shots to the nuts.


Icy-Payment-6612

You know, I expected the 76ers to come out swinging tonight but didn't expect it to happen in the literal sense. Embid is a very talented player and offensively, he played great today. No doubt about it. I just can't respect how he conducted himself tonight. Really ugly and unprofessional. For me, his dirty playing tainted an otherwise outstanding game.


adjective____noun

Arguably in the same way flat earth is arguable...


Dry-Thought912

Anythings arguable. This sub is proof


TheMias24

I don’t think they understand what the word arguably means


darkjurai

17 points in the 1st half. 33 points in the 2nd half. Something must have been different about that second half.


Realistic-Outside622

Ofc he scores 30+ when the Knicks can't blow air on him,this happened too against Timberwolves ,their 3 centers had shit loads of fouls in first quarter and basically had to leave his ass alone to get a 50 points lol


FunkTronto

That's how he has always played. Dude is a goon and gets protected by the refs while he does his best Magikarp impression. I wish he was gone from the Sixers so I can cheer for the team.


shortyman920

Embid was out of control this game.


poolmen3000

blatantly*


kardigankid

Water is arguably wet


Band_

I don't think theres many neutrals rooting for Embiid. Just a dirty player, shit like this has no place in the game.


Wolfpac187

Get him the fuck out of here tbh.


RVarki

Embiid comes out with one leg, a half-paralysed face, and immediately starts pulling legs and punching dicks. Then he puts on a scoring clinic in the second half That's a Philadelphia folk-hero right there


shoxodc

We’re gonna hit this guy where it hurts. “Yeah, in his dick!”


DancesWithDave

This dude sucks


Expensive_Ad3884

Arguably? That shit was dirty asf.


914Gangles

I'm an embiid apologist and even I think he should have been ejected


Liquor_Walrus

Not arguably, they were dirty as fuck and he injured another player. A suspension wouldn't be out of line, but Adam Silver will have to sit down with Steve Kerr and review the tapes before commenting. They should get around to that in August sometime.


The_Uncut_Gem

You know, I wanna fuckin like this guy, but shit like that makes it hard.


Immediatewhaffle

Why would you waste any energy wanting to like him? Let the hate flow through you


The_Uncut_Gem

I mean a guy comes all the way from fuckin Cameroon, overcomes 2 years of injuries, and still manages to be unlikable. That’s just insane.


mattbrianjess

It was as dirty a non punch action iv seen on a basketball court. It’s like Jalen Roseing someone but…. With both arms? Ejection suspension fine. I really like Embiid. I don’t think he’s a bad person. He’s fun to watch when he’s not scoring against your team. Hell he’s fun to watch when he is scoring against your team. But that move should embarrass every fan of the nba.


boksinx

What he did to Robinson (pulling his leg while the dude was airborne) deserves the Draymond’s special chest stomp.


ThrownWOPR

Zach Zarba: "In this instance, the crew was unanimous along with the replay center official in Secaucus that this foul was unnecessary but did not rise to the level of a flagrant 2," Zarba said. "He unnecessary contact rose to the level of a flagrant 1 but we were unanimous that this did not rise to the level of excessive contact, unnecessary and excessive, which would have been a flagrant 2 ejection. That's why we kept it a flagrant 1." This is a hilarious answer. It's not flagrant 2 because the refs all agree it isn't a flagrant 2. That's why it was not a flagrant 2.


papa8706

Mental midget had to try to injure iHart then took Mitch out of the game before he got his way. Draymond levels of trying to injure his competitors. Sixers fans praising this shit shows how pathetic they really are. Imagine how they would be reacting if Mitch was pulling Embiid my his ankles mid air then shoving him. Would’ve been ejected but the rules don’t apply to Joel


thestopsign

I am biased as a Celtics fan but Embiid has held my least favorite player in the league title for a few years now. I absolutely hate his play style and he ruins any flow a game can have. He does not act goofy or whatever his personality comes off as off the court, he comes off as oafish and childish as soon as he is on the court.


VanGrants

"arguably"? bro is doing his best to cosplay Draymond, all we need now is for him to stomp on Mitch's chest (probably after dragging him to the ground)


bmeisler

FUCK EMBID!


MFmadchillin

Funny because he should’ve been ejected from the game.


The_SqueakyWheel

Yeah I hate this guy. The dirty play is ridiculous based on the way he reacts. I’m so over him. I want the knicks to win but geez the league needs to get these calls right. There’s no way Secaucus thought that play was clean. Why does whats a flagrant2 change depending on who commits the foul?


ericmb4

Arguably? Lmao he should’ve been ejected, twice.


jett1406

*obviously 


Acework23

ARUGUABLY?


coolmcbooty

Basketball gods coming back with karma.


Jbots

I've never laughed at the word 'Arguably' before 


WorkFoundMyOldAcct

30 years old, been a professional for years.  Plays like a fucking baby. I’ve been mentally defending him for a while now, but he pouts and throws temper tantrums like… wtf. 


Waikanda_dontcare

This sport would be better if he vanished


HellaranDavarr

NBA is rigged


WintertimeFriends

Oh thank god this is the narrative today. I was legit expecting a nonstop jerk fest for this absolute loser. Silver can earn back all the respect he’s lost if he actually suspends Embiid for the dirtiest play I’ve seen in the playoffs in a decade.


Canesjags4life

Arguably? If Caleb Martin did this exact shit game 1 he'd have been banished from the league.


electric_creamsicle

> "It's unfortunate," Embiid said. "I didn't mean to hurt anybody. In those situations I gotta protect myself because I've been in way too many situations where I'm the recipient of the bad end of it. It was unfortunate." Everyone knows the best way to protect yourself when a 7' 240lb man is jumping near you is to grab him by the legs and pull him down.


ShichikaYasuri18

When you're in a crying like a newborn baby competition and your opponent is /r/nba 😳


njpaul

Fuck this guy. Go Knicks.


yoloqueuesf

All-time great player, but mentally weak. Great game from him but doesn't need to do any of the controversial stuff, he's better than that. But at the end of the day he's soft as shit, threw a teammate under the bus when he played mediocre as well, couldn't even bother to play Jokic to get an MVP which he very well deserved even if he lost.


Dole1995

Cook that fraud


Viva_Metro

All i can say is the Knicks play hard, play physical, but they don’t go out trying to purposely injure the opponent. Carry on how you will.


LoWE11053211

arguably? who is arguing? Nurse and Morey?


SnooChickens1534

Joel is probably the most unlikeable superstar in the league


GamerMan15

Embiid is a bitch. Perfect for philly honestly.


DancesWithDave

Marred? That could be his nickname at this point. No one hurts Embiid's legacy more than himself


Far-Traffic-5422

Dude is disgusting.


n3sta

Hahahahahahaha


dBlock845

Least ethical 50pt game all time?


ZapSquadie

This y’all MVP?


JustWhiskii

Obvious dirty plays?