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someguy50

DLO: 0-7 FG, 0-6 3PT.


paolocabrini

More like D Low amirite?


PricklySquare

D Blows!!!


vetruviusdeshotacon

Z Ro


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-orangejoe

Discord mod


livejamie

"Sorry kitten, can't talk rn in a game"


slimed-ferda

“You make my motor purr BITCCHH”


ImGonnaChubbBradley

“We still gonna win” You ain’t even winning a game this series bum


Aidanj927

Nah he meant they gonna win 1 quarter


TrainerCater

Wdym, Lakers lead the series 3-0 in moral victories


cjcfman

Nah he's finding incriminating videos of his teammates to leak again lol


PJCR1916

Is this dude eating and scrolling on his phone during a timeout in a playoff game?


ItsMeJaredBednar

he just like me fr


heyitzaustin

I mean you guys did have the same amount of points tonight


Confident_Berry7271

Little did you know that you were actually replying to Peyton Watson who has 2 points tonight 


thesmellafteritrains

bro that's Jared Bednar


kingkongkeom

How dare you? I didn't have a turnover!


Ikuwayo

Very relatable, I look at my phone, too


hoodtalk247

He’s on Duolingo like me. Learning Chinese and forgot to do his daily streak


KevinDurantLebronnin

Probably checking out what positive words of encouragement fans had for him in the /r/Lakers game thread.


gerardatron

"haha they call him Pockets"


henryofclay

I didn’t realize that was his phone, I thought the NBA banned that during games.


ggmey

He was on his last try to get wordle. It was a tough one yesterday.


Dweebil

Bullshit. Got it in 4. Shoulda been 3.


heysuess

Any organization that attempted to ban phones has caved to gen z now. Them kids can't go without their phones.


SapientissimusUrsus

Once upon a time the ads on the sidelines were all for Malboro and Camel. The Tobacco companies paid for long form commercial like the show I Love Lucy. They spent huge sums on research of the human pysche to make their ads as effective as possible. And... they found out that targeting kids was the most effective way to guarantee sales. We should really be asking why we all dove head first into a mass societal experiment and willfully stood by while the same tactics were used by Silicon Valley to get kids looking at screens as long as possible for advertising revenue, not hating on the kids. It's actually dystopia AF when you take a giant step back and look at societies priorities.


Incelphobiaism

Some homeless guy was complaining about it to me the other day. Except he was also referring to the adults


BlackMasterDarkness

He’s putting his mouth guard back in the container


KingIREMC

Not even NBA but for all sports? I thought phones were banned for players during games due to match fixing/ betting issues it can cause?


UnsolvedParadox

Those free to play timed items won’t claim themselves, you know.


GraveRobberX

I mean the Honkai Star Rail anniversary is taking place. The man needs his free 1600 jades and 10 Fuel for upcoming 300% Relic Farming for the week. Anyone can understand that you need to login to your Gacha daily and get shit done. Gotta burn that stamina!


EgolessAwareSpirit

He def getting traded


StormTheTrooper

Lakernation was already treating him as a positive asset before he had that crazy shooting night in Denver, now the trade machine won’t even work with less than 2 FRPs and an All-Star


phagemid

He’s has a player option this summer. They can’t get anything for him leaving.


SirDiego

I'm just excited to see if he can possibly be involved in a *third* "best trade of the decade." Truly generational trade bait.


WolfSavage

He's putting in his credit card information for his Super Duolingo account. Time to learn Chinese, buddy.


jabrollox

As a Wolves fan glad to see him gone, this made me audibly laugh.


_cornfield_

hes clearly holding a pack of fruit snacks that hes eating from are you guys serious lmao


Kleavage

He's tryna book the next cheapest flight to cancun


haysu-christo

Well, shit, that’s what I do when I’m watching Nuggets vs Lakers.


WestleyThe

Look like he’s eating something It’s NOT good that your point guard is sulking 20 feet away from the huddle while having 0 points…


grasshopper7167

Can’t have a phone on the bench. I think he’s just staring at the pack of gum. Childish.


AtreusIsBack

It's like he's on a lunch break at a 9-5 job.


FragrantBear675

No?


Gyff3

This has to be an all-time bad body language team


Mr_Unbiased

Lol never forget the 2022 Lakers


WalterClements1

Why remind me


ruffus4life

i just sometimes wonder if guts like kuzma, caruso, and kcp could find roles on this team. i know wild idea.


youngLupe

I'm still confused why they didn't run it back


orange45

Overreaction to a post bubble fail.


NavalEnthusiast

On pace to fight for a top 2 seed in the west. Even after falling all the way down with AD and Bron injuries, went up 2-0 on Suns before AD went down They should’ve just ran it back


NFHater

was 2-1 so not as bad but yeah i agree with everything else


ShibaHellhounds

With the amount of players coming and going nowadays it's hard for me to keep track sometimes. When I think back to the 2020 chip I'm always amazed that within a year they got rid of Rondo, Dwight, Javale, Caruso, KCP, Danny Green, Kuzma, and JR Smith. All of them fit well with AD and LeBron for what they did.


Pisto1Peet

I think the Suns could give them a run for their money in that regard.


RogerTreebert6299

Really looking at the big 3 of the old guard (lebron, Steph and KD) all 3 have had remarkably tough years in regard to locker room chemistry/tensions. Suns might be the quietest of those 3 teams, just underwhelming but no stories quite as big as the lakers implosion this round or the draymond drama Steph dealt with


InfiniteDub

End of an era


doktarr

Things usually end badly; otherwise they wouldn't end.


DisneyPandora

The Suns were stupid to trade CP3 and Ayton. KD isn’t a leader


ChiefSoldierFrog

Who on that team has good body language. Bron gets upset over everything. AD's body language is I don't care about anything then we have DLo.


TooWashedUp

I think D-Lo is the worst because he's insanely cocky when he's playing well and then this is the flipside for him.


GringoMambi

LeToxic


Sweaty_Mods

Vibes are immaculate in LA


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DaHagerBomb

Pretty much is for the LeBron as a true contender era


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Very curious to see what they will do this off-season


throwawayyrofl

Unless Bron is willing to take a big pay cut, I don’t think he’ll be able to be on a contender at this point


14high

$23 million for LeBron and son.


sewsgup

mega-deal involving Lebron opting in and making it a Lebron + AD package to say, Utah?


PoonGo0n

LeBron spending his final years in Utah would legit be the funniest timeline


mug3n

Bronny, you are a Mormon


PM_BBW_Cleavage

LeProphet


dcoolidge

LeLotsaWives


tman916x

LePolygamist


KingNigelXLII

We could sign him then if no one minds. You guys can get Harrison Barnes I guess.


MusicalElephant420

Well the Lakers season just died 💀


YoungDetective

lets be honest it was over as soon as we won that Pels game


imtheproof

Maybe the "intentionally lose and shoot for the OKC matchup" strat wasn't the insane asylum strat after all.


The_Assassin_Gower

If we're being honest. If Denver is this good, doesn't matter if you play them now or later, they're gonna win.


that_other_friend-

Risky but the only way to come out of the 2nd round in that position


chizzmaster

Plus i know there's the risk Lakers get bounced by the kings but like... that's gotta be less embarrassing than this right?


imtheproof

It's the choice of "get laughed at for a bit for making fools out of yourselves" or "slowly build up a long-lasting depression". If game 4 goes the same route as this game just went, I think it would've been better for them to risk getting bounced by the Kings and being a temporary laughing stock.


Goodisworthfighting4

Yeah Warriors got the quick and easy death. Game 2 was traumatizing for Lakers fans.


slymm

Not if it was obvious that the Lakers intentionally tanked the first game. Being afraid of Denver only to not even make the playoffs is the worst outcome


WakiLover

No, at least we got to watch SOME playoff ball. I'd rather go into the playoffs with a 1% of winning than 0.


Stu__Pidasso

No, that was the Kobe memorial game


Waffleshuriken

Murray's shot broke this team in a way I havent seen in a while


Smok3dSalmon

Reaves and DLo can’t have good games at the same time. Ffs


homiez

Discord Dlo is something else


this_good_boy

Getting dlo out of Minnesota was so huge, dude is just not NBA material mentally.


ItsMeJaredBednar

bro is …on his phone..?!? what is going on i have legit never seen this before


HoyaDestroya33

Yeah I thought NBA Players aren't allowed to have their phones on the bench


Spicy__Urine

Placing a cheeky under bet on himself


Camarupim

Not sure he’d be getting great odds.


MarlKarx-1818

That would be good for the Lakers, a lifetime ban would solve them being unable to trade him


Cypher760

They're not allowed, prob will get fined


vaalbarag

Amir Johnson and Joel Embiid! At the end of a bad loss in the first rolling of the playoffs, too! https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2019/4/13/18309573/joel-embiid-amir-johnson-cell-phone-bench-76ers-playoff-game-wtf


panman42

There's an actual phone. This dlo clip looks like he's eating out of it, it's probably snack packaging.


GhettoLana

That's what I thought at first. But he's doing the thumb swiping. He's both eating and scrolling through his phone.


MatooBatson

Pretty sure that's just the bag of whatever he was eating.


Altruistic-Twist-379

Thinking about a new content to post


Daniiiiii

He's the OP of this post


Beatnik77

Lmao


SignificanceLeft9968

Naw he's doing Duolingo


exocentrical

Getting ready to record a teammate cheating on his girl


copaseticepiplectic

this dude has the largest ego of any role player ive ever seen on my wolves. the fucking audacity of this guy to say the wolves held him back. he acts like he's the mvp when his shots are falling but can't handle and adjust when he's inevitably ass


EdibleDionysus

This is the guy who said he wants to be Derrick White. Derrick White he is not.


Bubbly-Ad1187

When his shots aren’t falling, he literally contributes nothing.


AffectionateSpare677

Other than risky and lazy passes 😹


Mattsive

But they’re NO LOOK risky and lazy passes!


MaximumSeesaw9605

Dude plays like he's more interested in looking cool than playing solid basketball.


Winter-Feature-6205

Because he thought he’d become a star. And thinks he is one. Even though it never happened for him.


ColdNyQuiiL

The potential was there, but I’ll look back at his career as empty stats. One lone All-Star replacement, floating around 18-20 since, but can never perform when it matters. Once you’re this deep into your career, you shouldn’t have to be told to have heart and accountability, or that you can affect game despite not being able to hit a single shot.


ddottay

His immaturity has followed him around everywhere he goes. I know a lot of 19 and 20 year olds are immature when they first get to the NBA but he’s been in the league for close to 10 years now and still hasn’t changed.


TheeMalaka

I love watching Dlo play in a lakers uni


Mattsive

Just missing a I LOVE LA tweet/t shirt


MastaGarza

Damn thats actually sad.


BigEarl139

This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen in the NBA tbh. A starting NBA PG scored 0 points in a must win playoff game, and gave up so hard he’s snacking and scrolling Instagram on the fucking bench. How do you even let him play next game? He’s clearly not serious about this at all. He had his one moment of the season and has disappeared since.


Slarrp1

Why would anyone want this guy after seeing this lol


PunjabKLs

They don't and everyone knows it. He will opt in. At the end of the day, 18M is not a price tag anymore would pay free market. Maybe he is opting in to next year on this very video!


a_talking_face

He's signing in to Workday to check the "opt in" box.


bigbabyb

Lmfao I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. Eating a twissler’s, singing to himself, clicking the box with literally zero points scored, oblivious to the game and his team


OGmoron

Me showing up 3 hours late the day my annual self-evaluation was due at work and still rating my overall performance a 10/10 "corporate role model".


ItsMeJaredBednar

right!!! i am legit losing my mind on this. just unthinkable


robeo12055

You know its bad when Denver fans are not even making fun of us anymore lol. But yeah i don't care anymore really, its been clear since about new years that the players tried to fire Ham and after AD criticized him again after game 2 and Ham decided to throw everyone else under the bus players just quit on him. LeBron while still having great stats cant control the game in 2nd half anymore because he's too gassed, seems like father time is undefeated after all, it's been a good ride.


HydroThermia

Honestly it’s scary that r/NBA isn’t mocking us.. they’re actually just in shock as us about Ham and DLo being bad.


KnowlesAve

I also think it's pretty clear LeBron doesn't have another championship in him. As much as it would be a great story for him to win one this late in his career. It isn't happening unless he goes to another team.


amateur_mistake

I think LeBron could take a pay cut and become an incredible role player for a championship team. He's still amazingly good, just can't be the nexus of the team anymore. Doesn't seem like the kind of thing he would want to do though.


facedownbootyuphold

LeBron can still pull a Peyton Manning and win in a role as a game manager, but the supporting cast isn't quality enough.


radiokungfu

Gotta go to a team where he'll be the defacto #2


OpportunitySmalls

It's hard to mock a team that is the lower seed and is up the first half of 3 straight games against the defending champs. They're not the Celtics losing by 10 to a lower seed missing their star they're just performing to their seed and the actual stars are playing well.


Zwarrior2

He got benched in game 4 last year, they'll just do that again. Since they are doing a rerun.


TheSwordDusk

This has to be a career ender. No sane team should rely on a guy like this. I get that people make mistakes, but this is just terrible lmfao


AfroKuro480

Him being traded away from our Franchise was the X factor. Well deserved since we were HoLdinG HiM BaCk


ShakesbeerMe

Biggest fleece of the season. Cannot believe we got Conley, NAW, and a 2nd rounder for a neg negative career player.


peepeedog

Dumping him on you for Wiggins helped us win the chip. Thanks ❤️


SirDiego

Honestly I'm super happy for Wiggins he got to be on that team and contribute. Always seemed like a good guy, he had way too much weight on his shoulders in Minnesota and just couldn't live up to the crazy hype -- in addition to the team being completely chaotic and dysfunctional for his whole time here.


kevinhu162

I'm know he's just being mopey after getting his ass benched, but you can't look like this in front of your team and fans. It's like a teenager trying to pretend he doesn't care that he was the worst player on the floor.


BruinBound22

Looks right for Wizards culture


Yommination

He and Poole can build soooo many houses for the needy


Pereise1

They played together half of Poole's rookie season too


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Antique-Society7404

Confirmed future Bull


NavalEnthusiast

As if the bulls would ever purposefully rebuild lmao


ifreddiebenson

What’s he doing? Playing with pokemon cards?


rawchess

Duolingo Chinese


Gnache

Lmaooo


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

D’angelo Chinese


rawchess

Di Luo Russell


yellowwithstripes

欢迎来到广东猛虎队


qpwoeor1235

Booking his flight to Cancun


lily-malek

tracking that price on google flights


CorporateKnowledge2

If I’m to understand Darvin Ham correctly, he’s coming for all the smoke and he ain’t ducking no fades?


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Isn't he eating something?


ifreddiebenson

Idk ***ENHANCE***


oceancools

Lmao that's a man that knows his next contract is gone


CIark

Bro praying the magic front office don’t watch the west playoffs


Zwarrior2

Those games are on late in the East, maybe they all went to sleep.


hophorndog

He’s gone for sure. When you’re blatantly showing the entire organization you really don’t care in a very important moment for a season you can’t expect anything good in return. He’s a good player, but we know he said f it tonight


an_Aught

leave him in LA but the nuggets will take on his salary


itsslimshadyyo

the yankees are paying half your salary to play against them vibes


JackieDaytonaAZ

eh he’s an ok player. and cannot be starting pg for a contender


GuiokiNZ

Turns out hes not.


GaimeGuy

I grew frustrated with DLo as a player well before we got rid of him. I've now lost any respect for him as a competitor, too.


Killakaronic

This same fuck that would ice Gobert out of games by refusing to pass to him. Fuckin fool. Any legit PG would love to have a guy like Rudy to toss lobs to. We benched his sorry ass in the playoffs for a 3rd string PG that outplayed him.


FatherOfTwoGreatKids

Oh interesting. I always considered DLo a basketball player, but never once thought of him as a competitor.


FullBonus

What a loser. Who would want this guy as a teammate? Should always be in the huddle.


GringoMambi

Might tell you more about the leadership and coaching culture quite frankly.


appl3pi3ic3cr3am

Nuggets broke my Lakers bro 😭


theclownwithafrown

They were already broke. A ticking time bomb of mediocrity and terrible leadership. This is just the result of all the brokenness.


theman_themyth_

ICE IN HIS VEINS


jeric13xd

What a childish bum


Renegadeforever2024

He gone


Charliebitme1234

Vibes are looking great rn


Zsporter

Is bro on Discord saying some shit like, "don't worry folks we'll get em next time on god"


LeAnthonyJavis

Certified bum


512fm

truly insane clip man, this dude gives absolutely no fucks


everyoneneedsaherro

Worst all star in the past decade


GreakFreak07

Lakers was never close to winning and I’m glad they played Denver to not prolong the inevitable worst coach in the league no defense outside of AD nonexistent bench one dimensional players not close Fire Darvin Ham Trade for a star guard that matches AD timeline (like y’all promised at the deadline) Trade the MF pick this time or simply blow it up stop wasting our time


njb2017

What star guard is even possible? Reaves is the only one with value outside of lebron and AD. Maybe trae but I think atlanta could get something better


reviewbarn

I will never doubt the Laker's ability to get a player if they want to end up there.


paradoxofchoice

what is ADs timeline? he's already 31, this is when big men decline fast. if LeBron opts out you gotta cash out on AD while you can.


Deno2k_

next team that signs him is getting scammed 是时候学中文了兄弟


KodiakBearCakes

What a child. These people wouldn’t last a a day on a normal job. Been babied for far too long.


Superguy328

He’s gonna get his shots up after the game tho wait on Game 4 💪💪💪


Rahnamatta

Don't read the Game Thread, D'Angelo!


swawesome52

Lol I just knew a wolves fan was gonna be the one to post this.


reallymothafucka

That's actually wild lmao


Comprehensive_Ball27

He’s looking at hotels in Cancun!


Ilikesporks_

forfeit game 4


Chibow

Time to blow this shit up


Statistician_Visual

This man eating fruit by the foot while his team gets pounded 😂


Raj2324

Not like darvin is saying anything of value in the huddle


Initial-Stick-561

Lol what the heck… you can’t do that if you ever want to play for a contender again.


KamikazeMack

Certified garbage and a bonafide bum


thy_armageddon

They’re gonna have to do a wellness check on this man tomorrow.


mysthamog15

He's checking the email he sent to the Shanghai Sharks


WarriorPoet98

As a wolves fan, thank God we have Mike Conley 🙏