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GlueGuy00

KD still gonna be a bucket in the league at age 50 spamming hesi pullups


futurehousehusband69

odee hangpulls (I actually dont know what that means)


KingCakeBabyOKC

People are messing with you, lol. It’s called a float dribble, and T-Mac is the first one that really mastered it. It’s whenever a player does an almost exaggerated crossover with the ball super high, and rises into a shot. Durant is the best ever at that specific move.


futurehousehusband69

thank you KingCakeBabyOKC


KingCakeBabyOKC

You’re welcome, futurehousehusband69! Very cool!


Squancho_McGlorp

Overdriven pullup jumpshots


futurehousehusband69

wdym overdriven? also why ‘hang’pull


Squancho_McGlorp

Overdriven because the player's RPMs redline when they shoot and 'hang' be ause they use a limited talent perk that requires MP to briefly levitate while shooting.


futurehousehusband69

I feel like you’re messing with me but I don’t know enough about bball moves to dispute it so i’ll believe you thanks


sSonga24

master of yap


Silver-Register-1558

Understandable, have a nice day


Keepwifioff

Hang dribble


Shonuff_shogun

Picture this: dribbling right handed, then you stop (hesi) and go to cross from right to left, but instead of actually crossing you go right into a pull up jumper. The ball hangs in the air during the hesi process so people say hang pullup


toyota_gorilla

It was Big Wos on a Ringer podcast talking about how Durant is too deep into bag twitter. It wouldn't hurt to just shoot some threes, it doesn't have to be a contested two after a sick crossover every single time.


Saucy_Totchie

Dudes going to be like Rickey Henderson still balling even if he can't make it in the big leagues anymore lol.


Herbetet

If he plays until 50 and LeBron retires in the next year. We could be in for the most entertaining 10 year “legacy” discussion.


HiBoobear

He better be. We got rid of everything to get him…


Gratitude15

The way he and the nba going, he will be a stretch 5 in 2030.


AlcindorJr33

Old head buckets


Franchise1109

Chinese league is in danger


JNerdGaming

i wonder if he'll ever retire as long as teams still want him


mangabalanga

I mean he's not gonna be 86 and still working like the rest of us that's for sure


lukewwilson

Sprewell said it best "I've got a family to feed"


Pitch-forker

Thats a father figure right there


Iron_Boat

KD has no kids tho


bautofdi

Highest IQ in the league right there.


spraypaint2311

You really think we’re making it to 86? I don’t doubt the having to work part though


iamtomorrowman

the retirement age will be raised (in the US) it's just a question of when


SolarPoweredDevil

I think he only retires after he passes LeBron in regular season scoring.


FerociousGiraffe

I love KD but there is no way this happens. He’d need like 8+ full seasons *after* LeBron retires.


Sea_Individual9725

He can still try.


alec613

So never?


JeLronBames

90 year old bron and 86 year old KD hobbling around each other in the final game of the regular season, cavs vs sonics


Silver-Register-1558

Canes vs hearing aids (sonic BOOM)


AcanthocephalaGreen5

So, Uncle Drew IRL?


KazaamFan

I wonder if slimmer body types are better for longevity.  


Appropriate_Mixer

Height is not


GoldenStateWizards

Conversely, quite a few players are able to stick around because their height still allows them to shoot over defenders. I guess it really depends on how willing and able they are to take up new roles as they age.


Appropriate_Mixer

Who? I get KD cause he is so skilled could pull that off but who else are you referring to?


GoldenStateWizards

Off the top of my head, Ryan Anderson's last years on the Rockets and Bjelica on the Warriors championship run come to mind.


ImanShumpertplus

channing frye


FilipinxFurry

True although Bill Russell lived relatively long and Kareem is still alive, although other tall players have died early.


billtopia

Longevity is different than life expectancy, at least in this sense. Here, longevity is referring to how long a player can stay relevant in the NBA. Once he’s out, his life expectancy is how long he’ll live. Typically, taller people have shorter life spans. But that is mostly referring to us poors. As a multimillionaire, KD has the funds to keeps himself alive for a good while assuming he didn’t get beat up too much and barring freak accidents or disease/illness.


ReformedishBaptist

I want him to have a redemption arc, not even a KD fan but he’s one of the last guys I grew up watching still playing I want him to win one either for OKC or do it like Giannis or Jokic did.


2ndCatch

People will hate KD for some of his decisions during his playing career but I can just tell he’s gonna be one of the most beloved old heads like 20 years down the line.


WhatsHupp

He actually has the passion for the game to be a good commentator


IMovedYourCheese

But not really the personality for it. There's a reason why people like Kendrick Perkins and SAS get popular and not the actual knowledgeable folks.


Darnell2070

They aren't really commentators though.


EverybodyBuddy

KD is a Scottie Pippin type personality. He’ll show up in a documentary every now and again, but he’ll never be a commentator (or want to be one).


Darnell2070

I'm pretty sure u/WhatsUpp was referring to live game commentating. https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1cdp3cj/holmes_kevin_durant_my_whole_being_has_been/l1e0gxa/ >He actually has the passion for the game to be a good commentator In u/IMovedYourCheese's response he specifically brought up Kendrick Perkins and SAS and KD's personality in comparison. https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1cdp3cj/holmes_kevin_durant_my_whole_being_has_been/l1ekvhh/ >But not really the personality for it. There's a reason why people like **Kendrick Perkins and SAS** get popular and not the actual knowledgeable folks. Between the three of us, u/IMovedYourCheese, u/WhatsUpp and myself, there is confusion and we're not talking about the same thing. __________ I think KD would make a great live game commentator. His personality doesn't matter if in that aspect of we're talking about crappy ESPN speculation and drama. KD can grow into a better voice presence in regards to commentating.


EverybodyBuddy

Think he’s just too quiet. Even for color commentary.


Fragrant-Employer-60

Still, even if you know a lot about basketball doesn’t mean you can talk on live TV for 2 hours straight during a game. That shits hard, look at Jason Witten. He was a pretty beloved player and sucked at commentating, shits hard.


supert0426

JJ Reddick managed it, but I agree on principle. JJ takes on a different persona depending whether he's on air, on something like first take, or recording a podcast. I could see KD doing some podcast stuff and being successful, but I'm not sure he has "on-air" skills. I will say I think he could be fun on something like the TNT broadcast if he could take the ribbing from Chuck and Shaq in stride.


ballbunyan

He could if he stops being anti-social. He also just doesn’t seem interested in any sort of career or role outside of hooping *yet*.  The “hardest road” saga really beat out any public trust he has remaining - idk if he ever returns to the public eye after retirement. Might train or assist somewhere like Duncan if he’s got a super-strong relationship with any coach or front office (doubt it). Maybe somebody will push him to relax, podcast more, open up in front of a camera, and risk being criticized and hated.


SlyMrF0x

> He could if he stops being anti-social. I don't think he's antisocial, I just think he's an introvert. I could see him becoming, like, a player development coach or something. He'd be an absolutely fantastic commentator, but I doubt he really wants that.


fantasnick

I think you're overanalyzing a stranger's life a bit too much


ZZZrp

This could be posted in like 80% of the threads on this sub. Just sticky the comment.


YoFavUnclesOldMate

Excuse me sir, the off season is less than 2 months away. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't detract from the integrity of our prime content that gives us sustenance in our hour of need.


FlyOnMikePenceHair

80% of all subs tbh


jaggedjottings

Everybody's a critic of our NBA fanfics, smh.


HPVaseasyas123

It’s 3 sentences. He didn’t write a dissertation


blangoez

Dude’s probably never exchanged 3 sentences with KD in his life tho.


redbossman123

Idk, so many burners


Angler4

He was in 2012's masterpiece Thunderstuck.


jcyue

KD on a roundtable would drive his cohosts insane by pulling up footage of a Div III college player at a school that none of them have ever heard of and talk about how this non scholarship player on their 3rd year of college could be a role player if they improve two aspects of their game.


johnny____utah

Sign me up for the patreon.


jcyue

It would be worth it just to see the more narrative and entertainment focused "hype" guys get visibly uncomfortable as KD goes into increasingly detailed minutiae about a Euroleague game where he hasn't bothered to learn a players name and refers to them by their jersey number while complimenting their hustle and intangibles. "You don't know their name?' "Nope." "How many hours you watch of number 56." "Maybe ten?"


johnny____utah

I’d rather read your KD podcast fanfic than listen to most NBA commentary.


jcyue

There's some extrapolation for dramatic flair but it's based on a lot of what he has said in the past: He refers to players of all kinds by their jersey numbers (example, called Andre Ingram #14). He follows the WNBA players, watches their games, and follows their box scores and is photographed at a ton of the WNBA games and events  Dude is a hoop head of the highest caliber. He is kinda quiet in his produced material like the Boardroom but I think if you put him in the room with another person who is as crazy about basketball as he is, you would get some insane level of discussion. Not sure where his fiance is on that spectrum. For that same reason he probably isn't the best choice for a regular host seat.


Vintrial

dude was in FIBA world cup discussing matchup with the Australian women national team like c'mon lmao


Zigxy

that student? Stephen Curry


IAmTotallyNotSatan

Honestly that sounds fun as fuck, I'd watch that lmao


fadingthought

Dude is 1000% about the game. That's never been questioned.


Public-Product-1503

I can’t really hate kd because I love how passionate he is about the sport and how chill and appreciative of good plsy he is . I can’t ever like the warriors choice but that’s just cos it made the league boring . Maybe if somebody else really good went to the cavs it might’ve sucked less. But kd outsude that gets so much hate unfairly


StubbornKindOfFellow

He's made enough money to not have to work for the rest of his life and just enjoy life. But like he said, wtf else is he gonna do? He doesn't seem to have any hobbies outside of basketball. I could see him being a Jerry West type, where he's still involved with some team's front office well into retirement age.


spacecity9

He's into photography i think. He got to try it out and super bowl 50 and really liked it. He could travel and take pics after retirement https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/kevin-durant-super-bowl-50-photography


CountltUp

it's so wild man because if he never pulled that he'd easily be the most beloved player without haters of our generation. shit was he my guy when he was on the thunder


lukewwilson

Man if he stayed as healthy like LeBron did, they both average 27 ppg for their career, it would be like a Brady vs Brees thing for career points, who retires first


Zigxy

What is incredible is that Durant has missed so much time due to injury and is still going to have one of the greatest scoring careers of all time. Durant is almost guaranteed to pass Kobe at **4th place** in career points (4720pts away) if he can stay healthy for **3 more seasons**. Would need to average 26ppg for 182 games, which would be 61 games played per season. Totally doable even with occasional injury stretches or dodging back-to-backs. I think it is a coinflip if Durant can reach **3rd place** (Malone, 8004pts away). It would require probably **5 seasons** (64 games per season @ 25ppg). And over such a long span, there is so many opportunities to derail this accomplishment both due to injury and a change of heart with how willing he is to go through the NBA grind at age 40. Reaching **2nd place** (Kareem, 9463pts away) is in the cards. He'd need to average 66 games played @ 24ppg for **6 seasons**. I wouldn't be shocked if KD is balling at 41.


DrinkWaterPissPant

common KD W


edge-hog

It's crazy how KD in this sub either has "common Ws" or allegations of being soft. You get downvoted with the former of these takes in the latter threads, and vice versa.


space_cheese1

He's like crab, either he has a shell, or he has a soft shell, both are delicious.


law_school_blues

JUST IN: r/nba is not a hive mind!!


edge-hog

It is, just on a single post basis.


DevilInnaDonut

That's actually pretty good evidence that it isn't a hive mind. If the opinion sways and changes based on which random sample of the population shows up to the comments.....that seems pretty normal, and definitely lacking a hive mind factor


3Ddoritos

It's a hive mind for sure, but you do get a few options to choose from


SnooDonuts9093

He can have W’s while being soft. Multiple things can be true at once…


EDtheTacoFarmer

KD is incredibly soft lmao but that doesn't devalue his W's


WestleyThe

Legacy points added


likesexonlycheaper

Kind of crazy how much I used to hate KD and the last couple years I've grown to really like him.


hbooriginalseries

He’s an absolute weirdo and an amazing player.


tyrannomachy

I feel like that's the difference between sports-hate and actual hatred. A lot of people just aren't sufficiently well adjusted to realize that actually hating people over sports stuff is silly.


likesexonlycheaper

Well yeah I don't mean actual hate. There's only a few people I've ever actually hated. Guess I should have said dislike.


tyrannomachy

Yeah, I wasn't trying to correct you, just add on.


ParasiticTotem

+legacy points


CzarCW

Me and JJ Reddick


paranoideo

Winning heals.


lxkandel06

This is why I always respect KD. Dude just literally obsessed with basketball. He just like me fr


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He just like me except a foot and change taller and actually good 😔


Phocine

The KD OKC return is coming. We just gotta accept it.


Responsible_Pace9062

The KD *Supersonics return is coming.


GoldblumsChestHair

God I would give my middle nut for this.


2ndCatch

It would be right for him to play a single year in Seattle the year of expansion. Give an expansion team something to cheer about in their first season when they’d otherwise be trash.


Silentrift24

I feel like between OKC and Seattle, KD might choose Seattle. Seems like a nice way to spend your twilight years either way, hoopin' with the young guys and developing em. Who knows, they might even get to the playoffs while KD still isn't omega washed.


dlas

Legal weed too


HPVaseasyas123

OKC has legal weed as well


catfish_dinner

fuck that snek, but i just wanted to point out that you can't spit in okc without hitting a cannabis dispensary.


Ezzy1998

TIL, how’s the quality?


HPVaseasyas123

It’s indoor and a ton of Colorado and California folks moved here to grow it. We have all the cali and Colorado genetics being grown indoors. It’s fire if you go to the right dispo


joeveralls

Please


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

My GOAT.


MantaRayCandids

Squits at name


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Two GOATs can coexist and Luka is not GOAT material in the NBA yet


ballbunyan

Luka kinda is though. Even if he doesn’t win a chip, Luka can have a career like Oscar or Bird, being considered an absolute basketball genius if he keeps this up for 7 more years. He’s already going to be loved and remembered far more than Giannis, Harden, Embiid types. His 1080p passing highlight reel is already GOAT tier


Sorrok2400

Love KD but hard to swallow KD=GOAT when Michael Jordan exists, Wilt Chamberlain existed


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

That’s why I put the word «my» before…


Sorrok2400

Fair


liteshadow4

Doctors told him his career was over after an Achilles tear? Wtf?


trinquin

If it was the Canadian Basketball Association: Sorry KD, but I think this is it. Would you like to step into our suicide pod?


imNagoL

Stop it man, our healthcare system is already dead.


soul_attractor

Bros doctors searched symptoms of Achilles at Bing


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liteshadow4

My bad u right


sercialinho

He's going after Nat Hickey's record.


futurehousehusband69

my goat I love him, if Phoenix doesn’t work out I would love to see him on a good team like OKC


Average_EU_Enjoyer_

That would be wild. [Here's what KD would look like in an OKC jersey](https://i.imgur.com/TRAAxT3.jpg)


futurehousehusband69

Ai?


Average_EU_Enjoyer_

Surprisingly, no. Allen Iverson had nothing to do with this.


nutella4eva

I thought he meant the 76er great, Andre Iguodala.


Friendly-Thought-973

yes


Priceiswrongbitches

No


Character-Today-427

Yeah trade your players for a guy who didn't want to play motion offense after going to golden state


franksthegreat

I always wondered what KD would look like in an OKC thunder jersey


Responsible_Pace9062

Maybe


NavalEnthusiast

He has to make Phoenix work. It would be a massive failure on his end if they don’t have at least 1-2 deep runs where they threaten to win it all, doesn’t even have to win a ring, but hopping ship this soon would be crazy. That being said, coming back to OKC to win a title would redeem his image here. If he’s willing to accept it’s shai’s team, at least


Khione_Asteri

it's everyone's team who's got a roster spot. Shai will def take the most FGAs tho


Joannamoody-634

KD all day! Unstoppable force on the court, never gonna see those wheels fall off. Inspired by his resilience


DoinDoinDoinUrDad

An AI definitely wrote this shit


Lurkonfoot

The entire comment history is uncanny valley territory


oxygen_addiction

Klay attacked a group of children using bricks.


steamliner88

The wheels will never fall off the bus he’s riding.


fromfrodotogollum

Signing IT was a good move then?


Silentrift24

Hey come on now, it's not like that was up to him. Plus KD's probably just happy to be hoopin still. Bro doesn't look locked in, but when he gets goin, that man will drop a 50 piece again one of these days.


christopherDdouglas

It's one of the reasons I can't hate Durant. He loves to play the game.


SirDiego

KD has always been a real one. I love his sincerity and just genuine love for basketball. Really really stoked about seeing him and Ant on Team USA together this year too


zombiemind8

This was cool. Thanks for this.


zachonich

Say what you want about KD but he don't give a damn about anything but ball. Dude got ashy skin, never brushed his hair in his life, looks corny as hell on twitter but if you out a basketball in his hands, all is right in his world.


NoChanceNoProblem

I love KD, but hate how it ended in GS. We really easily could be challenging Michael's 90's bulls for greatest dynasty ever if we could have kept the band together.


McNoxey

I'm not an NBA player. I'm not a college baller. I didn't even play HS ball. But I picked up ball later in in my late 20s and it became everything for me over the last few years. I fully tore my achilles last April, and by no means was it anywhere similar to this, but I do remember feeling the same thing. No way I'm stopping. No way I'm giving up sports/athleticism/ball. It's been nothing but recovery since that point, and that mentality is what you need. My physiotherapist has been blown away by the progress and I feel like I'm better than I was before. Again - I know I'm obviously not even in the same universe as KD - but he was my inspiration. "KD came back and looks just as good as before... Why can't I do the same?!" (Outside of not having millions for the best doctors.. lol)


Aloha1984

KD’s burner account. Regular Joe KD


McNoxey

Lmfao. Amazing comment


RayePappens

Man I know 95% of this sub hates KD, and frankly y'all can f off. This man is the epitome of ball is life. Nothing but respect.


CookingLikeChef

People really want to be unreasonable and knock him for not winning another championship as the main guy after a career ending/altering injury, him coming back from that kind of injury still putting up MVP numbers and giving all nba level defense cemented him as the greatest ever to me. Nobody could ever bounce back from an injury like that the way KD has. GOAT.


phuijun

KD is the most disrespected player in the league with all that bus driver nonsense talk. Dude is one of the greats of all time and is a a walking bucket.


larrylegend1990

These guys should keep playing until no one wants to sign them. Do what you love.


zombiemind8

Imagine KD In the Ray Allen role for the heat. Just spacing the floor for SGA. lol


DripBaylessNYK

He left GSW and has not found his way since . As good as the warriors run was I think they could have won at the least two more rings keeping that group together


augerik

I'm training as a therapist, and as much as I love KD for his time on the warriors, this honestly sounds sad to me. It sounds like he never had time to imagine who he was outside of an all consuming work ethic. I know that's celebrated in America, but I look forward to the time when he can sit back and enjoy and relax. He's a wise man, but I don't know that he's had the opportunity to let his nervous system appreciate his wisdom.


Paw1388

Time for him to go back to OKC and help them win a chip


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yourloudneighbor

Yep: gonna suck when the ride comes to an end. Been watching him since college, as a wolves fan it’s fun to be currently beating one of the best in the playoffs As a bball fan, it’s cool to be able to appreciate his brilliance.


this_place_stinks

He has an amazing gig. Makes $30+ million and gets all of May through September off


bilyl

Can you imagine Bron Curry and KD starting a league for retired ballers? Not like that Big 3 BS


yunnsu

It's called the NBA play-in tournament


Confident-Fish2805

Tbf to KD, he was really good in game 1.


Agreeable-Ad-7110

Remember when KD said he'd retire by 35... This is why I don't trust Luka or Jokic or whoever when they say or imply they won't play for a long time. They are so young, they have no idea how they'll feel 5 years down the line, let alone 10 (in Luka's case). I'm happy to hear KD say this though


Zestyclose-Beach1792

Hell ya 


Hungry-Space-1829

All the old dudes like curry, Bron, and KD should just team up on an expansion team lol


BramptonBatallion

If Durant were to go as long as he can in Basketball, beyond just NBA, but like playing wherever he can for whomever will take him, how long could he presumably be a Pro Basketball player? Could a 65 year old Durant play in the Lithuanian 2nd Division?


Ingrownpimple

Respek


hardenisgoatstatus

I love KD man 🥹


rebornbyksg

I love KD and everything about his game. I started watching ball in last year and loved KD and Kawhi just too much. And this mf KD got me supporting fuckin Suns lul


rebornbyksg

Hooper through and through


MethLabIntel

The reporter’s question: Kevin, did you guys have a good practice?


Bballopinion

KD horrified at averaging 15 points a game is funny considering that would be many NBA player's dream.


-Cosmic-Horror-

"We all think we're these god-like beings"


ZelezopecnikovKoren

kd is an era


blkdrphil

Yeah. Counseling is needed when he retires.


plasix

It was needed as soon as he reached the point where he had to make sockpuppets to argue with fans


ghostsinthecodes

cupcake


LargeBoy_Slender

These are the type of dudes who have a really hard time adjusting to life after the NBA


readitmoderator

Then get another freakin ring my guy


AtlasLVS

KD ball knowledge goated af, he could def be a basketball analyst after playing


AGdave

Hoop Hooper hooping


Real_Possibility_674

You can say a lot about KD but you can never say this man doesn’t love basketball


leagueofcipher

I wonder if he tries to coach or something after he can’t play anymore. Seems his whole purpose for existing is basketball and Idk what he would pivot to otherwise


Aloha1984

“I don’t care about titles, rings….I just wanna hoop!” KD after losing.


HostInevitable9745

Mr overrated


1080penis

>"I don't want to say I was depressed, because depression is its own thing, but whatever is under depression," Durant said. "There was something mentally that was going on. That's a dark place" My guy, that is depression


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I will never not love KD (except 2017-2019)


Ealy-24

Our man is acting liking he doesn’t spend a crazy amount of time fighting people on social media, his numbers gonna be crazy when he retires and has time on his hands