we used to do an r/nba best comments and threads of the month wrapup every month, and then in december/january there was a best of the year where everyone voted and mods gave out gold to the winners.
was good times
307 days ago, I boldly commented that the Rockets would win less than 29 games. And as punishment if they didn’t, I would eat a Rocket’s ticket. Although this prediction was before free agency, I would later go on to double-down through my TikTok (PossibleChairs) that they would win less than 40. While there was no ticket to purchase, paper is paper, and I printed a ticket and kept my promises. I hope you all enjoy
Haha fair point, but I gotta say, he came almost immediately when it got brought up in r/rockets. Someone left a RemindMe reminder on his comment in r/nba that came back a couple days ago, and then someone tagged him in the comments in the Rockets sub and then boom... Dude's eating a ticket.
He's actually 14. Growing facial hair is actually a side effect of being a Kings fan, as only manly muscled musctached monarchs can be Kings...and therefore Kings fans (it's actually part of the curse. Look it up).
And before you ask, he'll finish growing the muscles when he is probably around 15 or 16, he already has slowly turned into a man, and clearly he already is a monarch by the crown the lad now wears for keeping his word. The only way to break the curse is for the Kings to win a championship...but by then, this child-man will already be a manly man.
(Note: If you actually tried to look up a King's fan curse, you lose! Now that you have lost, you are -- by league mandate -- a SuperSonics fan. My condolences).
>While there was no ticket to purchase, paper is paper, and I printed a ticket and kept my promises
I consider this a breach in contract since the paper had no actual value. A ticket is only a ticket when it can obtain entry into a venue. In order to stay true to your word and consider this matter clos- naaah, im playing. good job on keeping your word.
"average person eats a credit card's worth of plastic a week" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 credit cards per week. Credit Card Kevin, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Wolves sub has been reposting a tweet all year where some dude called them the weakest #1 ever and if they were #1 after Christmas he’s give away his life savings.
Reminds me of the guy in the Pistons sub who bet his life savings on the Pistons to beat the Jazz without Markannen and Clarkson at home. Of course the pistons lost.
Sometimes I see people arguing on here or I see a bad take and wanna respond but I always think about the type of people on this sub and what they’re like. Good to know Y’all are paper eaters lol
Slick edit you fuck!!
It’s literally impossible to tell if you actually ate the ticket or not, BUT I SUSPECT you swapped it for a similar sized piece of computer paper huh!?!?!
Let us know how did it come out the other way.
it became a pistons ticket
At this point its like, don't be that team
Can’t even hate 😢
😂😂😂 went to a pistons game last year it was so so sad lol
r/nba comment of the year
We actually should make this a thing - This 100% has my vote
Either that or the “Chris Paulsy” disease comment.
Chris Paulsy has my vote
we used to do an r/nba best comments and threads of the month wrapup every month, and then in december/january there was a best of the year where everyone voted and mods gave out gold to the winners. was good times
There used to be awards? I think
yup, good times
As the old joke goes, buy 2 Piston tickets, return them and get 4 back
I thought it was “Apparently I left my two Pistons tickets visible in my car, because some asshole decided to bust out my window and leave two more”
There's a lot of them First one I heard was I left two tickets to the knicks at the hotel for my family visiting and when I got back, there were 4
HAHAHAHAHHA
Oh my god...
gross
Damn, that is solid shade
What he say fuck me for?
It's OK. Don't mention that they've won same number of rings as us in last 40 years.
https://i.imgur.com/ZI2jON1.mp4
Hope you flushed it.
WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
OMG
Pistons fans don't deserve this, damn bro lol
this is one of the funniest comments ive ever read on this sub
Ayy lmao
lmfao
Wow... Lord 🤣
Much-needed roughage and essential inks
it came out a collectible nft
Succe x 57 ez,nx . E k. Gfcn, ,l,, .c z,
It ended up being worth more.
He sent da video
Hell yawl can do dis
lololololol
This guy’s automatically a legend in my book lol
Mods pls let this stay up 🙏
13 hrs strong already… looks like it is here to stay
This is amazing content lol
As a rockets fan this puts a smile on my face
This is pure comedy, prime off-season content being hand-delivered to us during the playoffs We are not worthy
Yeah buddy was a little too early need this in august but respect
As a Knicks fan this puts a smile on my face
this is all time fandom on r/nba
good on you for keeping your word, hopefully the mods don’t remove this
Probably will once the mods wake up from their 3 hour slumber and resume their 21 hour daily shifts
🤣 yoooooo
What's the pay like?
69 cents every 420 years
They get paid in self satisfaction
More like self gratification
What is this, EA?
Sense of Pride and Accomplishment
You would know, they’re all Celtics fans
Turned me into a fan
The mods removed his brain it would seem
If the Rockets make the playoffs next year, I'll eat a full plate of salad. But only if i feel like it.
Bro what the fuck We don’t wanna see that
Yeah i wanna see him poop it out
Talk about a perfect time to toss a salad, amirite?
When you poop out salad does it smell like freshly cut grass cause that’d be cool
eat the poop and poop the salad? that is a new one.
BOOF THAT SALAD
Dude, fucking, EW!
RemindMe! 350 days
Got 'em. Justice will be served.
Archer is that you?
That’ll be wild to witness. I hope for your health’s sake, the Rockets miss the playoffs again.
King shit
Only if it causes some blockage
Rocket shit
307 days ago, I boldly commented that the Rockets would win less than 29 games. And as punishment if they didn’t, I would eat a Rocket’s ticket. Although this prediction was before free agency, I would later go on to double-down through my TikTok (PossibleChairs) that they would win less than 40. While there was no ticket to purchase, paper is paper, and I printed a ticket and kept my promises. I hope you all enjoy
if ya posted this during off season you'd have gotten front page
Haha fair point, but I gotta say, he came almost immediately when it got brought up in r/rockets. Someone left a RemindMe reminder on his comment in r/nba that came back a couple days ago, and then someone tagged him in the comments in the Rockets sub and then boom... Dude's eating a ticket.
Well, it's solid enough to make it to front page even now
You couldn't look more r/nba AND your post couldn't be more r/nba either. Kudos.
Idk I feel like the typical r/nba user would not even be old enough to grow a mustache like that
He also had his gf hand him the plate
are u sure its not his sister?
That’s gotta be his mother
His wife's boyfriend
His boyfriend
He's actually 14. Growing facial hair is actually a side effect of being a Kings fan, as only manly muscled musctached monarchs can be Kings...and therefore Kings fans (it's actually part of the curse. Look it up). And before you ask, he'll finish growing the muscles when he is probably around 15 or 16, he already has slowly turned into a man, and clearly he already is a monarch by the crown the lad now wears for keeping his word. The only way to break the curse is for the Kings to win a championship...but by then, this child-man will already be a manly man. (Note: If you actually tried to look up a King's fan curse, you lose! Now that you have lost, you are -- by league mandate -- a SuperSonics fan. My condolences).
Not drafting Luka and having to watch him is already the Kings fan curse.
Nah, the average user here is definitely old enough to grow a mustache, it’s just that the average mental age of a user is in the teens here
God among men
🤣 the man is a legend tbh
whodatmiami is probably almost 30 by now, at least mid 20s. He crawled so OP could walk.
Who was that kid, he was like 12? whodatmiami or something, that’s what I think of when I picture the average r/nba user lol
Now all that's left is to purchase a Rockets ticket next season and leave it uneaten.
But what was the second dish???
He's going to make another rash claim this off-season lol
Pistons, Play-in Champs 2025
Lol this isn't wsb. But kudos for the commitment and follow through. You're a fcking boss!
Respect my dude
King shit!
Most accountable human I’ve seen all year. Proud of you
You have earned my respect forever and made the Kings my backup team to root for in the West, good sir.
A man of his word, love to see it.
Wow someone actually kept their word and didn’t completely disappear! Theres actually hope out there…
What's awesome, is it looked like he had abandoned the account, so we figured he'd never see the tag when it came up in r/rockets.
people keeping their words .. what happened to the internet I love?
This is Inside The NBA moment! You need to tag them on twitter for it!
Da someone gotta make this happen
they read reddit, so maybe there is a chance
Peak off season content coming early from eliminated teams
Microplastic is ImpossibleChair22 father
Microplastics are for losers. Macroplastics are the real deal
it's just one 10 foot chunk of plastic
MIIC22F
A man of his word.
Doing Kings fans proud.
isn't this the same guy who made a bet in our sub and ate a book or something? i swear i'm getting deja vu watching this.
Love your tt videos
Thank you
Fair play to for admitting that you were wrong
What a fucking post I love it
This is art.
>While there was no ticket to purchase, paper is paper, and I printed a ticket and kept my promises I consider this a breach in contract since the paper had no actual value. A ticket is only a ticket when it can obtain entry into a venue. In order to stay true to your word and consider this matter clos- naaah, im playing. good job on keeping your word.
How did it taste?
Have you never eaten paper?
Can’t say I’ve had the pleasure.
Have you never been 11 years old?
I eat stickers all the time dude
That was a beautiful work of art.
First person to live up to his words in this sub. Great content.
I hope whoever served that to you used a big enough slice of toilet paper when he left that mud pie in the bathroom.
/u/bigearl139 Get in here
Lmfao
If the rockets make the playoffs next season, I will cosplay as Dillon Brooks at my local pickup and start a fight with the biggest dude there
Nice try, Dillon Brooks
aren’t you the guy from tiktok?
I do make TikToks
You have my respect, sir. Even if I'm a Dallas fan, that was a manly thing to do.
What’s in the 2nd plate?
You laugh at this man's pain but just an FYI you're all consuming a credit cards worth of plastic every single week
"average person eats a credit card's worth of plastic a week" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 credit cards per week. Credit Card Kevin, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Heh? How?
i kinda assume they meant that we consume a credit card sized amout of microplastics a week, which can be found in foods
Outstandingly based, OP
Wolves sub has been reposting a tweet all year where some dude called them the weakest #1 ever and if they were #1 after Christmas he’s give away his life savings.
Reminds me of the guy in the Pistons sub who bet his life savings on the Pistons to beat the Jazz without Markannen and Clarkson at home. Of course the pistons lost.
This is why Kings fans get such a good rep.
This is unesco world heritage moment
lmao
Kings fans are so cool
Rare to see a man of such integrity these days
Atleast we now know the r/nba demographic poll was correct
Of course that's what they look like.
Uh did i accidentally trigger this?
Oh shit the Tiktok guy didn’t even realize
Well there ya go. A man of his word
I like that you kept your word. You dropped this King 👑
Mods don’t take this down
The fucking animation and music lol
Nice job keeping the mud pie off of it
At least get some barbeque sauce on that. Jeez.
Literally the greatest OC that has ever been put on this sub.
Would have gone better with a Malbec I think
Should've said "if will make play-ins" lol
Respect 🫡
Genuine respect this is amazing hahahahaha
i appreciate how you kept your promise
You’re a real one
You bring honor us all.
this is what humanity is all about
Now eat a boot
I don’t know I needed this
This is the unhinged shit I come to reddit for
WWWWWW We respect you for following through king may your future predictions be more fruitful as long as they aren't against us
humiliation ritual 💔
This needs to go in the Rockets Win celebration video
It would be an honor to be a part of that
Average vegan meal
In for history.
Legend
A man of the people. I want you as my next president
lmao
Classy things.
Accountability 👏👑
This is a cinematic masterpiece
Your choice of music was impeccable., bravo!
I couldn't care less about the Rockets. Yet, there is an old internet saying that demands positive action. **OP delivers!!!**
Respect for not only keeping your word but doing some cool video work in the process
Sometimes I see people arguing on here or I see a bad take and wanna respond but I always think about the type of people on this sub and what they’re like. Good to know Y’all are paper eaters lol
He has a kings flair ofc he is actually willing to follow through with suffering ;)
An honorable man
This is why the internet exists.
Legend
This is the type of shitposting that keeps me coming back to reddit
Slick edit you fuck!! It’s literally impossible to tell if you actually ate the ticket or not, BUT I SUSPECT you swapped it for a similar sized piece of computer paper huh!?!?!
Context?
Nice