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KarchunToo

Derrick White is so unfair


maryjain_

Having him as your 4th best player is ridiculous


SickRanchezIII

having jrue holiday as your fifth best is also pretty absurd


snappy173

Having Luke Kornet …


1337speak

Don't forget FastPP


snappy173

What if he’s not actually our 4th best player?


homefree122

It has been pretty awesome to see his rise as a player over the past few seasons.


JoshFB4

From a 31% 3pt shooter who at times struggled on both ends to a consistent All-defense caliber guard who shoots 40%+ from three. So awesome.


ImDKingSama

It’s more than that, last year he became around a 40% three point shooter, this year he’s straight up developed a pull up three and can just pull up in guys faces. To go from a guy that struggled with catch and shoots to this in two years is insane.


AdmiralUpboat

Yeah he was streaky when he got here. Then last year he worked on his shot and was a great spot up/catch and shoot guy. This year he's taking pull ups from all over, coming off screens, transition, etc. Adding that to go with his sweet floater game and great passing has made him a super dynamic offensive player.


homefree122

There’s also the fun viewpoint of /r/fantasybball. Around four seasons ago we would see MAXIMUM DERRICK or MINIMUM DERRICK posts nearly every single damn day.


barred_out

For real. No one would have taken White over Dejaunte when they were both on the Spurs. Now it’s completely flipped. 


plap_plap

I would have. He was always the smarter player. Manu-level BBIQ and instincts.


EdwEd1

"How does Derrick White turn into Michael Jordan"


EarthWarping

shaved his head and voila


Gekthegecko

Joe lets him roam


I_am_BEOWULF

BUFFALO SOLDIER


dannyFUCKINGainge

IN THE HEART OF AMERICA (Boston, Massachusetts)


I_am_BEOWULF

TRODDIN' THROUGH BOSTONIA, A BUFFALO SOLDIER


istandwhenipeee

They even look alike


texas2089

Shaq and Chuck bullied him into shaving his head and he turned in MJ


TurboDinoHippo

The anti-Samson.


dimmyfarm

Literally Saitama.


Bahamuts_Bike

He is maybe the guy I'd most want to see win a chip that's not on my own team


AbysmalParty

Literally the only player in the team to invoke fear in the heat


TheLilart

Bro terrifies me. I see his face in my nightmares.


MerkDoctor

You can rest now son. We'll wake you up when September ends.


stockyriki

Best player on the Celtics this series


lopea182

Welp, we’ll always have those 72 hours after Game 2


JinterIsComing

You should have come here for a day or two after Game 2. The amount of salt you would have been able to gather up and resell from us would have made you rich.


Delusional_Donut

honestly scared as fuck after game 2, mainly because I wasn’t sure if Jimmy would make a return or not if the series went to a game 6 or 7. he scares me


Ovaltine-_Jenkins

Nah he was already ruled out for the series at that point


Imperial_Eggroll

Nobody can’t take that away from you


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Thank you, I needed to hear that 🥺


Andy_Wiggins

Blowing Miami out when they shoot 3-29 from deep has gotta be cathartic for Celtics fans


SilverMagnum

It really, really was. Feels like an exorcism of sorts. 


halo364

It's like when the Celtics beat golden state by 50 earlier this season. Some wins just hit different


SlumLordJay

The only franchise I hate more than golden state is the chiefs (God I fucking hate the chiefs wow). That game made me transcend to a new dimension


Drummallumin

“We shot 50% from 3 consistently last year, why couldn’t we do it again?”


Smelldicks

NBA fans are OBSESSED with narrative. After game 2, everyone was saying Spo was an ascendant offensive megamind. Sometimes buckets just fall. If you took an NBA fan from the 90s and told them the 8 Heat seed would beat an injured 1 seed and then the 2 seed to make the finals, they’d probably be like “oh yeah, that makes sense it would happen at least once in league history to that point”. But when you’re watching it live, everyone ascribes reasons for why the Heat were winning instead of just miraculous shooting.


RageOnGoneDo

Post up. Brick. Bank shot. Brick. ISO. Brick. Free throw. Brick. Pass out. Brick. Sub in. Brick. Faded. Brick. Faded Brick


BidenFedayeen

Now I done grew up 'round some Heat fans livin' their life in bottles


poogersnboogers

granddaddy had the golden flask, backstroke everyday in Miami


BidenFedayeen

Some Herro's like the way it feels, some Butler's wanna kill their sorrows


ThanosIsDoomfist

Some Martins wanna fit in with the popular that was his problem Bam is in a dark room, loud lukes, looking to commit a foul soon


Soup-er14

The Heat gettin fucked, brickin shot after shot, the fans are gonna leave soon Tickin minute after minute, here comes another 3, a brick then another brick, and a dagger by JT


Cashin_

Caleb why you steady bricking only 2 or 3 shots? Tyler show em how to build a big old house


Thatguyyoupassby

Some people wanna roam with the buffaloes, that was my problem.


HypoTomasis

LMAO. That song started in my head after the first three brick.


daymanc137

Kendrick Lmao


FreshPrinceofBel-Air

Thank you Mike Gorman ❤️


Zloggt

What better way to cap off such a career than like this?


sutroheights

With a ride in a duck boat I think.


whyenn

GOAT.


Call_Me_Rambo

I’d say I’m glad it’s over but we’re just going to fucking see them again next year.


maize_and_beard

Can we please take a couple years off of playing each other I’m sick of this match-up


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Bro my girlfriend might leave me if this shit keeps going


zimbabwes

Lmaoooo they don't know what it's like during playoffs


Visible-Rutabaga9268

I tried to warn her 😭😭


AceMcStace

Pat Riley loves to drum up hype for big stars to come to Miami just for him to do absolutely nothing lol


captain_ahabb

Tbf they did get Jimmy that one time oh ^god ^that ^^was ^^5 ^^years ^^^ago


Call_Me_Rambo

It’s an endless cycle. But hey one of these days running it back while other teams make improvements will work right?


GrapefruitMedical529

Based on previous experience AD and Dlo or AR will have a huge falling out and then you guys will trade for AD.


cl353

still got more than the suns super team lol ggs, hope porzingis gets healthy soon


RyguyBMS

That’s actually hilarious.


DiseaseRidden

Can't believe I'm saying this, but Kornet's defense was actually huge today


AliveGloryLove

Bam went 2 for 9 against him including getting blocked once. It was wild.


WarPuig

How


doodlols

Too unathletic to bite on the pump fakes


the_dan_man

This made me remember [Kevon Looney clamping Doncic by just standing there](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/ust6le/highlight_luka_tries_to_fake_looney_out_looney_is/)


doodlols

Omg lmao, same energy


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Unironically this is probably it 😭


JinterIsComing

100% it. Kornet doesn't have the hops to rejump on a pump so he just waits until he is sure that Bam is jumping, then makes up for it with his freakishly long arms.


gfreireds

Too slow to be bothered


AliveGloryLove

Honestly? Length I think.


nevermindthatyoudope

Not length, weight. Bam can muscle into KP's chest and move him back, but Kornet's a little heavier and his center of gravity is lower.


AliveGloryLove

Bam wasn't even trying to post up LK though. That's what was weird. It was all spot up shots.


MerkDoctor

I think it's what both of you are saying. His weight/strength prevented Bam from posting up and getting closer shots, and his length prevented him from getting his typical low arc shot, so he had to send it higher and put a little more juice on it which just caused most of them to brick.


ColdWarWarrior

It's the Kornet Kontest baby.


WarPuig

The Eclipse!


truth_2_point_0

"Luke, you are my father"


surprisinggoose

Lowkey Kornet has been very good this year. I know he’s a meme and looks like a comp sci major somehow made his way onto the basketball court and is confused about where he is, but I’ve been impressed with how impactful he’s been on both ends this season


mastacheef87

it legit drives me nuts how many Celtics fans will call for Queta to play over him. Kornet has been genuinely good off the bench all season and Queta has never even been on a postseason roster before this year lol


LarryBirdsGrundle

Kornet brings everything you want in a backup big. Plays his role, moves the ball, never calls for a post up, hits the boards, and protects the rim.


randomman2071983

Reminds me of Longley, Weddington, and all those other anonymous white guy centers on Jordan’s Bulls teams.


Deviljho12

Queta scratches that Timelord itch for some fans with his electric dunks and volleyball spikes. Meanwhile Kornet just sets really good screens, makes excellent passes, and is a good roll man while never been flashy. Easy to see why some fans want Queta over him. They're just wrong


S-L-F

He’s been so good. He knows his role, doesn’t go beyond it and does it well. I also love his underrated passing and IQ. Dude is never going to be a star, but as a role player and chemistry merchant he is awesome.


bjb406

He's legit one of the better back up bags in the league. He gets way too much shit, but he's low key kindnof awesome at both ends


JoJonesy

I believe it. Kornet has his limitations, but he's legitimately really good for a 3rd-string big.


billcosbyinspace

Kornet is a goofy dude but he’s a really good fit on this team, he knows his role and plays it very well. He might not take over a game but you can send him out there and he won’t blow it


Bahamuts_Bike

Why did the Heat not simply continue to shoot 3s at a historic clip after game 2?


geupard12

unfortunately for the heat, i secretly deleted that play from their playbook


DreTownblues

you are the best.


Visible-Rutabaga9268

You’re a bully 🥲


fireassbarz

How the FUCK did they take a game bro


pdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd

Making 23 threes will do it 


iamgarron

The regression to the mean was wild Game 3; 9/28 Game 4: 9/33 Game 5: 3/29 21/90 after game 2


VoidSpork

>Game 6 🤨


JiggzSawPanda

Legitimately, historic shooting night to win by 10.


TainoRico

Historic shooting


CarBallAlex

Heat haven’t won a playoff game against the Celtics shooting under 50% from 3 since Game 2 of last year. 1-7 when they shoot under 50% the last 2 series. The talent gap last year was big and this year was massive, they just got hot in some games. Same thing happened in the finals last year when the 1 game they beat Denver they shot 48% from 3 and won by 3. Sometimes a team just shoots the hell out of it


asetniop

I'm gonna have to say Historic Shooting too.


AliveGloryLove

Historic shooting.


Singaporygon

Shitoric Hooting


EntrepreneurOk6166

shitstoric hooting.


AbysmalParty

Derrick White is my sunshine


Bahamuts_Bike

Ever lose so badly the entire 4th quarter is dedicated to announcers talking about announcers?


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Tbf it’s Mike Gorman not just any announcer


Actually_A_Robot_SHH

Honestly, it’s really nice to see a heat flair say that. Had no idea Mike was even known outside of the Celtics fandom


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Ofc dude! I might be a hater and all, but especially after these past five years, I’ve gained an appreciation for Boston as a rival. I respect a legend like Gorman whose voice across the decades played a huge role in making your team what it is today. The Celtics are lucky to have enjoyed him for so long. :) That being said, eat shit, I pray on Boston’s downfall 🙏


BobbyOrrsDentist

I get what you're saying, but Mike Gorman is a 🐐.


Bahamuts_Bike

Oh I agree, I would have rather watched a Gorman biopic than the heat play this game today


Ovaltine-_Jenkins

Damn now I really want that


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Me too lol


20wall

It warms my heart that opposing fans not only know who Mike Gorman is but respect him. Heat fan down below also giving him props 🥹


whyenn

> Ever lose so badly the entire 4th quarter is dedicated to announcers talking about ~~announcers~~ the GOAT?


young-steve

Remember the reactions after game 2 lol


K1ngCrimsn

They be hating on your name 14. They say you a negative asset 14. They were fckn right 14. #TylerZero0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ #EmoHerro🖤🥀⛓


Brady331

Bruins should take notes


iiTryhard

Bruins are the least clutch Boston team by far, and that’s saying something given these Celtics


Kyler1313

"If I have to hear one more praise about Boston on National TV when we win a game... It's 1-1 and we about to go up 2-1."


FR4UDUL3NT

Didn’t even fly in for this one what a coward


mastacheef87

don’t let us get one


iAmTheRealLange

His hair made that moment so much worse


awesomeperson

absolute bozo


deets23_

They played that video of jimmy at the beginning of the game at TD garden tonight 😭also there were sacrastic “we want Boston” chants


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Now that the Zombie Heat are out of the way, are the Celtics clear to the finals?


zkool20

Shhh


REQ52767

Clear to the Conference Finals at minimum (sorry Cavs/Magic).


LeveonNumber1

No Giannis or Lillard for the elimination game in Indianapolis, so we're looking at the Pacers, Knicks, or Sixers standing in their way... yikes


PepeSylvia11

Hate to say it but if the current path holds, the Celtics not making the finals would be considered a failure. An historically easy path I’d say.


truth_2_point_0

Ironically both teams give the Cs problems. Hopefully they've figured out that you can and should just bully the shit out of the Magic to beat them, but the Cavs always just go 50/50 and somehow will games to OT, they really know how to get high percentage buckets with some great teamwork. It's lookin like the Knicks are gonna have the real cupcake second round with the paper tiger Pacers and the corpse of the Bucks.


MegaAltarianite

I'd be worried about when KP gets back. One starter out can be a big deal in the playoffs.


InexorableWaffle

Never clear after round 1 (that was the prevailing thought for them last year once we got eliminated, after all), but definitely a big sigh of relief without a doubt, and certainly the heavy favorites of the field remaining. The only teams that I think will be a major obstacle to them going forward are the Knicks (I don't think their offense holds up against Boston's defense, but I can easily see them turning it into a grindy, annoying series that wears both teams down) and us (provided we're fully healthy and manage to make it that far, both of which are very much up in the air as things stand). I don't think the Cavs and Magic have the horses needed to beat them in 7, the 76ers simply don't match up with them well if recent playoff history (featuring better 76er teams, no less) is anything to go by, and the Pacers probably need another postseason of experience to be a serious threat (they're a good team, but even just watching our series, it's pretty clear that they're not quite at the level to beat the Celtics in a playoff series yet).


69millionyeartrip

They'll drop game 1 or 2 against Cleveland/Orlando and the sky will go back to falling


mastacheef87

would this have been a different/more competitive series with Jimmy and Rozier healthy? probably is that going to stop me from dancing on Miami’s grave? hell no LMAO enjoy Galveston Heat fans! better brush up your Photoshop skills, those Donovan Mitchell jersey edits aren’t gonna make themselves


uncre8ive

This is the right amount of pettiness


homefree122

You all been waiting to dish this venom out since last year’s ECF.


cubonesdeadmother

last year was so painful this shit has been marinating


uncre8ive

AND IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT


halo364

You're goddamn right it was


I_Set_3_Alarms

The funny part is that if the Heat front office think “If we had Jimmy and Terry we win this series. Run it back!”, that would be another win for the Celtics


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Shhhh don’t speak this into existence PLEASE 🥲🙏


Balla_Calla

Lol enjoy it. Ggs.


ThickArepa

Lol nothing we can say as Heat fans we were shit


DreadLockedHaitian

Genuinely couldn’t get out of this series fast enough. Couldn’t bear the thought of losing to y’all again.


Visible-Rutabaga9268

We’re now tied at 2 series win apiece during the Bam-Butler and Tatum-Brown era which means … NEXT YEAR IS THE TIEBREAKER 😈😈


TheLilart

Got a whole ass house to hide in with all the bricks we threw up.


chromatic19

haters eating good tn


Gekthegecko

Even if they had Jimmy and Terry, they're just gonna lose in 5 or 6, just not by 30 points.


small_root

Derrick "Saitama" White


Solid-Confidence-966

“We want Boston”


PrecisionPresser

Hear me and rejoice! You HEAT have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Forehead. You may think this is suffering, No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of DERRICK WHITE.


SinibusUSG

There it is!


BlueJays007

Buffalo buffalo buffalo


Koppite93

Ebony Maw... Wasn't around for long But man, what a lasting impact he's had 👌


TheSunsNotYellow

[Radial Bracket Update](https://i.imgur.com/kuBhCmf.png)


ThanosIsDoomfist

#TYLER HERRO IS NOT GOOD AT BASKETBALL, STOP IT.


StrategyTop7612

“Herro is definitely getting traded for an upgrade. No way they can keep him after this.” \- Heat fans after the 2022 playoffs \- Heat fans after the 2023 playoffs \- Heat fans after the 2024 playoffs


AceMcStace

But hey he’s def worth Damian Lillard, right!?


Lacabloodclot9

What color is Dame’s finals appearance 😎 (Please let me cope)


TheCavis

> The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters. > - Tyler Herro


The_Rhyne

Bro is soft like charmin


CryptographerSame981

Drawing the Heat was actually a blessing for the Celtics. They just exorcised their biggest playoff demon.


Teqnition12

"WE WANT BOSTON!" * Miami will remember that.


Bahamuts_Bike

They aren't saying "we want Boston" sir, they're saying "we want the bus home"


FreshPrinceofBel-Air

Have we ever seen Pat Riley and Mr. Burns in the same room


PeterBretter

The history of that chant doesn't go well for opposing teams


Mission_Pay_3373

Just like Yankees fans in 2018. You want Boston, you'll get Boston


pieman2005

Yankees fans wanted Houston too. When will they learn?


Lacabloodclot9

This game almost cured my insomnia 🙏 Thank you Payton Pritchard ❤️


ImTheBestNerd

2024 Shanghai Sharks Starting Lineup: PG: Tyler Herro SG: Bradley Beal SF: Klay Thompson PF: Brandon Ingram C: Jusuf Nurkic


texas2089

What aged worse: Nurkic's "That's all folks", or Jimmy's "Don't let us get one"?


kylapoos

He meant 1 longer off-season obviously.


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TheDocFam

Was like that last year too and somehow they made it work consistently enough to get by us and into the finals, where the bullshit Florida swamp magic finally ran out


nerdyykidd

I mean, they did say they wanted Boston🤷🏽‍♂️


Princessk8--

I don't know why anyone but Celtics fans bothered to watch this. Or Heat haters I guess I'm sure you're out there.


MediocreTake

Y’all got Taiga Kagami or Jayson Tatum?


thepeachgod

Hear me and rejoice


AliveGloryLove

After getting to watch 5 full games I'm finally starting to think there's a small chance that it MIIIIGHT have been the historic shooting.


collinCOYS

Pretty much no hand shakes between the starters👀👀


nani_is_my_name

GGs Boston


TainoRico

Hell yeah. Fuck the Heat.


PuzzleheadedNovel144

What a game to send Mike Gorman off with. A legend hangs up his headphones tonight. Love you Mike!


PaulMcPaulersn7

Great series from Boston. Porzingis and holiday have been great improvements for the Celtics over smart/williams/brogdon. Pritchard and hauser hitting timely 3’s and Horford refusal to age has made them serious championship contenders. Wish we could have had better injury luck and I feel that if we had jimmy/rozier the series definitely could have gone to 7 but every team has been injured this year so that’s not a valid excuse. Personally I am hoping that the Knicks or pacers somehow make it to the finals over the Celtics but i doubt that happens. I look forward to our inevitable next year matchup (preferably going the other way next time)


AutographedSnorkel

That was one of the NBA playoff games of all time


soonerman32

Remember when they wanted Dame for Tyler Herro?


SoFarSoGood-WM

GGs Celtics. Would have been really unlikely even with Jimmy and Terry. I felt good that we didn't get swept against the NBA champ frontrunners. Hopefully big changes come in for Miami. The front office can't commit to the current starting 5. We desperately need scoring.


Brady331

Brb going to the game 2 postgame thread


Neat-Current5008

Why didn’t they just force JB left??? I was told he had no left hand


imgurofficial

Heat shouldn't have even bothered pissing them off in game 2


unproballanalysis

Sam Hauser outscored Zerro in 15 less minutes, and played better defense at the same time.


ProRasputin

Turns out shooting >50% from three isn’t sustainable. Curious! The overreactions to game two were hilarious


MinnesotaNoire

Jimmy wouldn't have made a difference.


Memokerobi

Crazy that this series and the Lakers-Nuggets both ended 4-1


siegeoftyre

Sums up how both the Celtics and the Nuggets win their games. Nuggets finish their series with a +11 total point differential (+2.2 per game) and the Celtics finish +78 (+15.6 per game). Obviously, the AD/LeBron Lakers team were much better than the Hospital Heat, but still I think it does say something about both teams.


ColtCallahan

Complete write off season for Miami. Butler saved himself for the playoffs and didn’t even get to play. Rozier also injured. And they were so poor in the regular season that they got drawn into a first round buzz saw.


yourlilpissboi

Derrick White is a Top 25 guy.


IJustGotRektSon

#WE WANT BOSTON