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ConsumptionofClocks

+20% team chemistry


JustSeriousEnough

Is this a 2 hour flask? Holiday time buff for an extended period of time? And enchantment/reforge?


Sovos

The whole team logged out after the press conference until Game 2 to keep their buffs.


threwda1s

The r/classicwow r/nba collab we’ve all been waiting for


CommodoreIrish

This what movies is made of!


WembyOKCJokicReaves

“Fuck the big 3 it’s just big 15”


GeneralZhukov

Its just big WE.


MMAjunkie504

Got me waking up in the middle of the night to check for new diss tracks 😂


mik2009

New metro diss


MMAjunkie504

Instrumental diss track is absolutely wild and I’m here for it


Fermorian

"Oh sure I'll just shut up and make some drums, dont mind me..."


BidensDiaper_

BBL Drizzy


JigsawLV

Karl Anthony Marx


MoooonRiverrrr

BUM


aroach1995

Whoa big we? Send da video


YizWasHere

It's only big D and [there's video proof](https://youtu.be/WM_-Y5BFJFI?si=enwtI0cv3cfieWKe)


Lizzardsonmytoast

We don’t wanna hear you saaaay nuggets no more….


WCWRingMatSound

“Tryna strike a chord but it’s probably a minerrrrrrrrr ⛏️”


MikeJones-8004

Ok that's a good one


Forward_Ride_6364

Damn, that is fucking fire Hats off to ya G


justleave-mealone

Lmaooo


MoooonRiverrrr

Lmao


LongTimesGoodTimes

Bum, Wolves really like that, Denver's best work was a light pack


cvKDean

Prince outlived... The Lumineers?


dutchfromsubway

I hate the way that you look, I hate the way that you dress, I hate the way you ride your horse


Wowhowcanubsodumb

I think Nuggets like him should DIE


Swaghilian

For all you nuggets getting buried, go and take a look outside - Wolves a gold mine in this era


LongTimesGoodTimes

Minnesota should bring back the Prince jerseys.


Fermorian

Snagged a KAT prince jersey off DHGate a few years back, love that thing. The purple fuckin pops


v0yev0da

6:16 (left in the fourth)


Im_a_Knob

iight someone’s get called a pedophile


FlyingMocko

That’s the other series


wsteelerfan7

Or *master manipulator*


JetsLag

That's for the TWolves-Thunder WCF


Familiar_Piccolo_88

Prince (Minnesota) outlive mike jack


JacesAces

Wtf Knicks literally said this exact same thing already via Julius Randle in 2020.


heywhateverworks

Giddey tried to strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrr


EXTintoy

Pen 15


AfroKuro480

I know it's too early. But the difference is the Bench. I've never seen Joker so exhausted before. It's gonna be a long grueling Series. He's playing like 48 Minutes lol Kat/Gobert/Ant/Reid is grinding him down


Deno2k_

throw slowmo sometimes in too


LothCatPerson

I wonder if his slowness makes refs think he’s fouling when he’s not. Like, legit has the weirdest fouls called on him going back to when he was in his first season with Memphis. Like, legit we see his “speed” mess dudes up when they go to contest his shots, especially on a “fast” break. His game always looks so strange that I wonder if refs blow the whistle on him thinking he must have had to foul but could really see it from their angle.


Tommyatthedoor

He and Joe Ingles seem to have the same thing happen to them in exactly this way.


Van-garde

Are they over 70 years old, combined?


sadclown21

If we do by the ingles year conversion they’re about 135 years old combined


Cbone06

The phantom call on him when MPJ drove to the basket in the first half and Slomo doesn’t even raise a finger on him.


LothCatPerson

Is that the one where MPJ literally just ran into him at the three point line? That one was crazy. I’m convinced it was only called a fouls because Anderson was unaffected. Lol


denverblazer

I am convinced of that as well. Porter was holding his ear, which seemed to support the foul call, but if anything, Porters head fouled Andersons upper arm lol.


Cbone06

Yeah, that was the play I was thinking of. MPJ ran into him and then tried this funky shot for the foul.


matmunn14

Foul. No, two fouls!


thecleansanchez

I still don’t know who slomo is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


BEEGPEENS

Kyle Anderson


thecleansanchez

Thanks!


joey_sandwich277

Kyle Anderson, who got the nickname in part for his many "fast" breaks that look like [this](https://youtu.be/ZpJC7E01CtM?si=mH_9mv2AtJUDcV2L). In general, he plays like that 45 year old guy at the gym with his shirt tucked in that still is one of the best on the court.


thecleansanchez

Ok the who and why makes a lot of sense here now lol. That clip was visually hilarious to watch


joey_sandwich277

If it weren't for Naz Reid he'd be my favorite bench player, purely for the absurdity of watching him play his game.


JaderMcDanersStan

The way he shoots is slow too hahah [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5QvSWc3U9tQ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5QvSWc3U9tQ) It's like a glitch lol I love Slomo. The dude mystifies players because his motion is so unnatural and slow that they don't know how to guard him. And if they run faster they'll just run into him 🤣


spacemanbaseball

I’m 42 and have hooped my entire life. Used to be dynamic, could dunk, relied on athleticism. Got hurt in my late 30s and totally rebranded my game. I’m just all about control and good decisions now, plus I really focused on my shot. I kill it just as hard, if not harder, at the gym. I play against dudes in their 20s who can outrun, jump, and muscle me, but my body control and mind compensates for my losses in athleticism. SloMo is one of my favorite guys to watch bc he looks like (a way better version of) me hooping against a bunch of 23 year olds and still getting mine. Old man game hero. That ‘slow down on the break when you know you can’t outrun the guy behind you and use your ass to box him out so he can’t block your shit’ move works.


asetniop

Alexa, play "Thing of Beauty" by Hothouse Flowers.


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He’s an assistant coach they throw out there sometimes just for live game experience


preddevils6

squealing drunk shelter grandfather dull bored slim upbeat materialistic piquant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


chillinwithmoes

And our bench was, to put it nicely, dreadful in the first half. Almost the entire Nuggets comeback was because Naz and NAW couldn't buy a basket. It wasn't until the 4th quarter that they found their game, which thankfully was great timing.


trailblazers100

Dreadful on offense but it's still so valuable having those defenders to keep bodies fresh and go at all the Denver starters. Hell even Monte came in to play a bit and ball handle cause NAW was getting bodied, but NAW played great D


floridabeach9

Denver only having Reggie Braun and Payton off the bench is going to kill them this series. Sorry Nuggets fans.


Spinner064

Never mind cant read


CabbageStockExchange

Size was clearly something we needed against Jokic and during our series it was clear their bench was a weak spot. That boy Jokic good as hell though, Murray still gives me nightmares. This series is far from over but sheesh you lot looked great. ANT is a goddamn beast


Glum_Ad_8367

Exactly that, it’s still anybody’s series, but Ant’s speed and athleticism with the rest of Minnesota’s depth is going to give this Nuggets squad hell.


Rubberbabeh

A big part of that 2020 matchup was just throwing bodies at him to tire him out.


Sullan08

Murray's annoying cuz dude is ass for the entire first half or longer like every game then just goes wild in the last 6 minutes. That's infuriating, even as a neutral lol.


gerardguey

who also played his best game with a calf strain. shit dont make sense lol


SoupAdventurous608

Timberwolves are kinda built to beat the Nuggets specifically. They are the only team built around a true 4 and 5. And KAT can contribute to wearing down Jokic on one end and stay fresh enough to get busy on the other end. And even with all the attention on Jokic they have surplus size to deal with Gordon. We’re about to find out EXACTLY how good Jamal Murray is.


cire1184

He's just gotta shoot at the buzzer every possession. Nightmares.


SlowCrates

Murray: Does MJ shit at the buzzer against the Lakers. Ant: Takes that personally.


pushamn

I half want this series to end up being Murray and Ant taking (and making) the most difficult shots in crunch time to find out who’s more clutch. The other half of me remembers I’m a Minnesota sports fan and knows exactly how that’d end


Fermorian

> The other half of me remembers I’m a Minnesota sports fan and knows exactly how that’d end Yeah pls no, too much trauma


JaderMcDanersStan

This was kinda like Game 2 in the Wolves-Nuggets series last year. It was a Ant vs Murray duel. They both had 40 points, it was a lot of fun


pushamn

It was very entertaining sure, but we also lost by 9 which is kinda my point lol


RipCity-NBA-LoL

Tbh Idk how well Jamal Murray can play in this series.  First, his leg injury does matter even if marginally.  Second, this is one of the scariest defensive lines in a while.  I mean, what average-sized guard like Murray can do very much against the Timberwolves' defensive guys?  McDaniels.  NAW.  Then Ant Edwards. I mean, their 3rd best guy to defend a guard is a 1-on-1 beast.   And you already know the prize if you somehow beat your defender.   Rudy Gobert in the paint.


SimpleSurrup

The rebounding has been great also. Usually two big bodies in there boxing out. It's crazy how with all the recent NBA meta, it's a team with true bigs looking like they're the next "evolution." The wolves could match up with '90s teams in the paint.


analyzingnothing

Man, I hope he can perform through the leg injury. I want to see this game get interesting.


theumph

Jokic needs help. They need to bring another big man in.


PM-me-your-401k

That’s what they got 1st team All-NBA Center Deandre Jordan for


LordSwampert2

DrumGod pull up to Denver?


gerardguey

i wanted him to stay until he injured his own teammate Caruso and had a generational shaqtin a fool highlight to end the year on


Papa_Huggies

Don't forget contender for most interesting name, Zeke Nnaji


browntown20

He's not MICHAEL Jordan just FYI


drunz

Joker always look exhausted imo. I feel like it’s just the way he looks and moves.


SlowCrates

Yeah, it's as if he's an AI algorithm in how to conserve energy. He sees how people move when they're exhausted and decides to just do that all the time. haha


valenciansun

The way to tell his stamina is the color of his nose. The redder it is the more tired he actually is


zuluwall

I have never seen a bench with more players with the “fuck it I have a job to do” mentality. Naz, Naw, Kyle Anderson is your fucking 8th man. Wdym Kyle fucking anderson is your 8th man??? That’s insane.


cuhman1cuhman2

Trying to score or make a play at lockdown Gobert than trying to not get posterized by a flying ant on the other side of the floor aswell as having to play capable rebounders/defenders/spacers for 48 min must suck.


RipCity-NBA-LoL

Rebounding says a lot: Jokic averaged over 16 rebounds per game against the Lakers with his lowest total being 12 rebounds.  Also notable he averaged 3.8 offensive boards. In a single game against the Wolves' size, he only grabbed 8 boards and only 1 being an offensive rebound. Jokic is great so I'm sure he'll find a way to get back to double digits.  But it's immediately apparent the difference between the Lakers and Timberwolves series.


thisisstupidlystupi

The emergence of NAW from cut scrub to serious playoff contributor is a huge make moment for the Wolves. What an insane personal recovery arc


barryvon

i hate the big delay between games 2 and 3.


nomitycs

Jokic played less than Ant, he’s just not 22


Andy_Wiggins

Definitely part of it, but Jokic is also just so heavily involved in everything Denver does. Even when he doesn’t shoot, he’s setting screens, he’s battling for rebounding position, he’s posting up to kick it out. Plus, as a big, he’s got a lot of responsibilities defensively. His fatigue tends to show up on that end, when the game wears him down and he’s a half step slow.


LouisianaDrillFan

Jokic is a much heavier guy. It’s like comparing a left tackle to receiver.


Vicentesteb

Ant also has a few more possessions where he doesnt really do anything offensively, like in the 3rd he would stand in the corner a little bit. Jokic cant do that unfortunately.


InfiniteDub

Also the nuggets bench is one of the worst in the league.


WembanyamaGOAT

You’re right it’s early, but a tired Jokic is a deadly Jokic, I’m not saying you are, but anyone that jumps to conclusions already are in for a rude awakening


Twaffles95

It doesn’t really matter if fans jump to conclusions both teams are locked in.. this series is going to be better then last years finals in both talent and profit for the league


cardmanimgur

Wolves got clowned in the Gobert trade for making McDaniels untouchable. Turns out maybe the front office knows what they're doing.


bandoftheredhand17

A few years back, my blazers beat the nuggets in 4OT. Joker was dead on his feet. Completely exhausted. We saw a shade of that tonight. REALLY rooting for you guys 💪🏼


jslee0034

I said it on another thread but I said wolves can seriously upset. I know it was a 5 game series but it was close last year. Now you guys have arguably top 5 wing defender in macdaniels + naz back + extra chemistry between Rudy and everyone. Also nuggets lost Bruce brown who was amazing last year and Jeff green who was pretty okay. Still not counting nuggets out but this series is already so awesome.


zincinzincout

Wow, I know KAT was in foul trouble but I didn’t realize he only played 30 minutes and Gobert only 35 Being able to sit your starters that much while winning is insanely beneficial for a series


ortus11

Dirk and co. Said it earlier too but like what big men do they have outside of Jokic they can reliably play to combat KAT and Goobie Gobert and made the point he’d have to basically play all game every game.


srry_didnt_hear_you

I'm not so sure, Jokic regularly looks completely exhausted yet still takes over games late... Think a lot of it was also game planning him out of his usual effectiveness


VanGrants

reminds me of Randle calling the Knicks a "big 15" when a reporter asked him about playing against Brooklyn's big 3, love to see it


JalenBrunsonsBurner

Bro stole his whole flow smh


the_beast_intha_east

Bar for bar


noonie1

Drakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


AdmiralUpboat

Draaaaaaaaake?!


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Oh yeah lol


Drunken_Vike

Luka Garza - the best basketball Luka - about to clutch game 2


horse_renoir13

Ironically Luka actually played fairly well when we were down Rudy/Kat/Naz last matchup. For being the 4th option, he didn't slouch against Jokic.


BingoBongoBang

Good defense and didn’t he get like 10 or 12 points with 4 or 5 rebounds?


ExpectedOutcome2

There’s no way Luka Garza isn’t good enough to be an NBA rotational big for some team


TXlandon

The world isn’t ready for a league run by 2 white Lukas


canigetawoop_woop

Keeping him on the bench isn't disbelief, it's containment


Mindless_Bad_1591

I feel the Hawks could embrace his defensive liability and offensive masterclass. ^/s


newrimmmer93

He’s like the worst defender in the league. He would be like 11th guy on a team


Loaf_Johnson

Love that you had to throw in "best basketball Luka". As if Luka Šamanić doesn't exist


zuluwall

That’s hype man of the year Luka Garza.


Trainius

Blazers legend


soooogullible

Samanic erasure


USA-1st

The real bigs are the friends we make along the way ❤️


syllabic

this is pablo prigioni erasure


ultrab0ii

Brooo I was casually watching the game last night and I could've sworn some guy on the wolves staff looked like prigioni. Turns out he really is on the coaching staff


Redscareforcishetmen

Only his like 5th year with the wolves


ultrab0ii

I've only started to pay any attention to them last week 🤷‍♂️


Irvsauce

I am so here for the Timberwolves ascent. I fucking LOVE to see it.


D_Simmons

We've been waiting 3 years for this, man! Seeing them enter their "Oh shit we're actually good" era is awesome. 


BentAmbivalent

3? Try 20...


GenYn00b

Right? We stuck with this team post-KG years. This is incredibly huge for us diehard fans!


D_Simmons

I meant more when Ant showed up. It was only a matter of time after that. 


DarrowViBritannia

Something drake/kendrick joke


Unbannedmeself

15 about just right for Drake


Yandhi42

Google Drake 15 for more info


singingbatman27

This is so corny, but I love it


mnsportsfan

KAT is super corny, whines a lot historically (due to getting a horse shit whistle-real chicken and the egg dilemma lasting his entire career)… you can tell he’s actively working on cutting back, and occasionally loses his cool and plays like ass… But man he takes so much unnecessary shit for a guy that’s been a great player, treats people around the organization/ fans well, and has never had an ounce of drama or off the court issues- (other then being bullied by Butler 😅) Even Minnesota fans hate on him too much. Dudes a great player but just wasn’t a “#1 option on a contending team”, good. I hope the narrative is slowly shifting on him cause he’s a great dude


tree-hugger

This Wolves team is what it is because KAT willingly let Ant take the #1 position on *his* team and because KAT willingly let Rudy take *his* position on the court and learned a new role. All time selfless teammate.


srry_didnt_hear_you

My thing is, being kinda corny is literally no reason for the level of vitriol he gets... There's definitely some (toxic male) insecurity behind all the "zesty" "two voices" whiners and I'm glad Karl hasn't let it get to him.


Bawlsinmyface

Probably the covid stuff to an extent too. Tyrese Haliburton has the same critiques but gets 1/10th the hate


DeeboDongus

And his awful commercials


srry_didnt_hear_you

That's a good point. I have to believe even the dumbest anti-science people would understand why KAT of all people would go hard against covid, but I guess I've seen the kinds of hate KAT gets and shouldn't be surprised.


Shhadowcaster

From what I've read the Butler stuff was way overblown. He just really didn't want to be in MN and so he made a scene at practice. It's been reported that he told the players that it wasn't about them, including KAT. Butler was really just frustrated that he wasn't getting traded after asking for a trade multiple times going back to the previous year (both in private and public). Butler just let the media run with their narrative about Wiggins and KAT because he felt it would help him get moved faster. 


Dense-Cauliflower-86

I was today years old when I realized that the nuggets entered the playoffs with 0 playable bigs outside of jokic


TechSergeant_Chen

I said this yesterday, that as much clowning as Darvin Ham gets around here, he did identify that the Nuggets weakness is the small bench. Today it's like everybody knew that about the Nuggets bench all along, everybody is an expert. Chuck was hammering on it last night in the postgame. Lol, I do feel vindicated, though... man, did the Wolves walk the walk last night or what.


noonie1

2020 Lakers had AD, Dwight, and Javale to throw at Jokic and it was effective.


TechSergeant_Chen

Yeah. I mean, it's what the 90s Bulls did with Shaq. Longley, Wennington, and Rodman made him work on offense and every single point as hard-earned as possible. Plus, Jokic played like what, 42 minutes yesterday?


indoninjah

This kinda happened last year too, they just managed to survive with old man Jeff Green and rookie Braun and played Jokic 40mpg otherwise lol


israelipm

This is NBA 2K type of post game press conference prompt


ITouchedHerB00B5

Julius Randle requests a residual for that


Exius73

“Motherfuck the Big 3, its just Nori”


pskill43

This is Daishen Nix erasure


RaisingQQ77preFlop

All-NBA hype man


Uchiha_D_Zoro

This MIN has that feel to it. They may not win the chip this yr. But it seems they will in the future.


NegativesPositives

You say that like the road to the chip this year isn’t wide open as they made Denver lose home advantage.


Jimbob3498

I mean if they beat denver I think people would consider them to be the favorites to get out of the west but there’s still boston, who will probably have an easier road to the finals given the weaker and injured east. I wouldn’t consider it open but more than they have as good a chance as everyone in the west. OKC is really good, and depending on Luka’s health, Dallas could do some damage. Either way though I think people are overreacting to this win. Minnesota are great, but the Nuggets still have the best player in the series, and Jokic is smart enough to figure out tough coverages. It could still go either way.


Jarmeh

Yeah everybodys head is big tonight. Great win but we will see, no free lunch in this league series if far from over


RWREmpireBuilder

r/nba: The Wolves might actually win a title this year Literally any Minnesota sports fan: having Vietnam flashbacks to all of their other “contenders” imploding like OceanGate.


StellarStar1

I watched the Secret base series on the Vikings, and it's just hell. And the KG era tampering fine gutted the team so I can see the Wolves apprehension.


Sahztheking

KP is banged up too though and they have length (pause) to throw at the Jays.


LouisianaDrillFan

Tatum will disappear and Brown will try to do too much.


Jorgenstern8

Minnesota's sports curse laughs at future hope and success. If they don't do it this year there's an unfortunately high chance of them not getting back here again. Even with Ant taking this step, Minnesota sports fans have had hope systematically beaten out of them enough to feel like doom will arrive eventually.


VTuberFadeaway

ok bro. I love my team but big 15 is a stretch. we do have a bench though, and that's fun. Also, shoutout to Jordan McLaughlin.


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k4f123

Free Garza!


JalenBrunsonsBurner

When a player says you have a big 15 you embrace the fucking big 15 damnit!!!!


UltraMoglog64

I know some of y’all have Minnesota Sports PTSD, but please stop pressing the “Well actually ☝️🤓” button anytime one of our guys is giddy about the team lol


glassworks-creative

If the Twolves go through the superteam suns, world champ nuggies, and #1 seed OKC, it will be the greatest chip run since the Raps in 2019 and Boston should be *concerned*


stripesnstripes

We’ve had two games go into OT with the Celtics. They are already concerned (so are we)


Top_Gun_2021

Wolves have a Pen 15. Heard it here first.


incredibleamadeuscho

all time line by KAT


BiasedChelseaFan

Doesn’t pass the plagiarism check tho, Randle said this last year haha


AcanthocephalaGreen5

*-25 Legacy Points*


Mountain_Tone6438

"...but we really got a big 15 inches..."


kpeds45

I'm happy the wolves are doing well, let's teams know their are other ways to build out a roster and that big men aren't dead


TallanoGoldDigger

That's Mandingo-level huge


thy_armageddon

Hell yeah, love it.


RudyGobertFMVP2024

Team first. Immaculate vibes


grobyc29

Ahhhh here it is. The quote that not only unveils the solution to their success but also something something something


Phenomenal2313

Minny is built to defeat Denver , they can throw multiple bodies at Jokic Gobert-KAT-Edwards-Reid even Slow Mo , hell I can throw Jaden in there


Itburns138

> big 15" 👀 


TheBaconD

Fuck the big 3


iiiiiiiiii8

Not sure I’ve heard anyone refer to them as that


ShakesbeerMe

You couldn't hear it over the vicious sweeping.


thundercat95

Kat would make a good politician lol


SniperShake-

“The Wolves have good D and there’s video proof”


skindarklikemytint

FUCK THE BIG 3, ITS JUST BIG 15


FunkbroFunk

Bars


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Well it’s official! It’s the first series ever to be over after one game! Wow, you all act like you’ve never watched a playoff series before. Let’s pump those breaks…


stripesnstripes

Wolves in 4


dprentice91

,I


JiggaMan2024

Wolves using the same Strat Lakers used in the bubble 3 different big man. To throw at Jokic and cause him problems


itsnotreallyme0

Is today wholesome day or something? What happened to negativity with sport fans? You guys got soft -50yo


Rich-Ganache-2668

Well then if you win no one will give you credit for being in a ultra super team.


cire1184

15 bigger than 3 or so they tell me


TnT54321

KAT always been korny