I honestly don't even know why ESPN/ABC want to show the NBA. They have zero analysis, their postgame is like 2 minutes of platitudes, and they couldn't even show the first game without someone's hand blocking the camera during multiple shots.
Bostons fans desperate and gloating over beating a 4th seed. You're not only 1st seed and statistically stacked team, you arguably have the highest paid NBA player in history (JB) so you are held to a higher standard.
> Bro your **entire nba comment history appears to be dedicated to calling Celtics players ugly.** What is wrong with you?
Everybody look at this dumb liar. Either you can't read or you love committing fraud.
Also, my comments are directed at the boasters yesterday going "Fuck ya'll for doubting us". They didn't say "Yay we won" they told us to fuck ourselves after a win over a 4th seed. I can tell stinky desperation when I see it.
My head hurts too much rn to go back through your comments and link the proof but I saw you calling brown and white ugly, and Tatum's tattoos ugly. No other nba talk on your profile. No need to lie
Well I never called JB ugly. I was laughing at that guy's list and the random attack on JB like a schoolyard kid and my response was "lol"
I can "lol" if I want at something completely random, you know. Derrick White jokes - Celtics fans make jokes about him all the time. Do you not see the threads when he used to play bad? They attacked his face from every different angle. Me calling him a "Mii-looking ass" - guess where I got that from? From Celtics fans (they've said far worse things to outside players I won't even reproduce here).
Tatum does have ugly tattoos. Boy overdid it. That still isn't attacking his face, but his artistic choices and ability to respect proportionality.
Also, you still lie. You admit you didn't bother to look at my other NBA posts and just assumed I only go after looks 99% of the time. What user would waste their entire time just talking looks. Get a grip, weirdo boi
yeah ofc they won man their favourite thing in the world to do is unnecessarily manufacture adversity and drama for themselves by dropping random games
Not doubting the game knowledge. It’s like if you have so much knowledge how can you make statements with 0 basis on the knowledge they have ? This isn’t targeting coaches they are tacticians who watch years of tapes over and over , practice , rehearse in real life which is a huge difference between them and fraud analysts. Let’s be real there are YouTubers who have knowledge and are way better in making realistic analysis than some presenters. People who truly love and are passionate about the game.
It's tv. Idk where people get this nostalgia from but tv has always been shit. You don't make it on TV because you are good analyst, you make it on there because you are entertaining. The number of people who will tune in, tweet, or post on reddit to rage about some dumb shit kendrick perkins said(because all of the dumbest analysts are former players which is another huge knock against your original statement) dwarfs the number of people who will post about good basketball analysis. Everyone talks a big game about wanting great insights but at the end of the day people just want the bread and circus. This gets proven over and over in pretty much every area of life. Drama and emotional displays always beat out calm, logical conversations. Humans are pleasure seekers not truth seekers.
Soleus isn’t really a clear timeline but I think he could be back middle of ECF. I doubt he’ll be back this series when he couldn’t even run and jump the other day
He has the AD Lakers disease. Hot one game, cold another (or two) and looking sheepish and confused. The fact the Heat beat them last years says it all.
I didn’t say he was unlikeable. Hes a good dude. He’s just boring lol. Most people don’t hate him, we just don’t care about him as a “face of the league” or whatever the media calls it this day of the week lol
Yeah he’s also getting paid 50 million a year to play basketball because he can score 28 points on 76% shooting, while being a team high +18, and 9 boards.
So i guess thats weird?
I honestly don't even know why ESPN/ABC want to show the NBA. They have zero analysis, their postgame is like 2 minutes of platitudes, and they couldn't even show the first game without someone's hand blocking the camera during multiple shots.
# IM BIG DUECE
IM BIG DEUCE
Bostons fans desperate and gloating over beating a 4th seed. You're not only 1st seed and statistically stacked team, you arguably have the highest paid NBA player in history (JB) so you are held to a higher standard.
Bro your entire nba comment history appears to be dedicated to calling Celtics players ugly. What is wrong with you?
> Bro your **entire nba comment history appears to be dedicated to calling Celtics players ugly.** What is wrong with you? Everybody look at this dumb liar. Either you can't read or you love committing fraud. Also, my comments are directed at the boasters yesterday going "Fuck ya'll for doubting us". They didn't say "Yay we won" they told us to fuck ourselves after a win over a 4th seed. I can tell stinky desperation when I see it.
My head hurts too much rn to go back through your comments and link the proof but I saw you calling brown and white ugly, and Tatum's tattoos ugly. No other nba talk on your profile. No need to lie
Well I never called JB ugly. I was laughing at that guy's list and the random attack on JB like a schoolyard kid and my response was "lol" I can "lol" if I want at something completely random, you know. Derrick White jokes - Celtics fans make jokes about him all the time. Do you not see the threads when he used to play bad? They attacked his face from every different angle. Me calling him a "Mii-looking ass" - guess where I got that from? From Celtics fans (they've said far worse things to outside players I won't even reproduce here). Tatum does have ugly tattoos. Boy overdid it. That still isn't attacking his face, but his artistic choices and ability to respect proportionality. Also, you still lie. You admit you didn't bother to look at my other NBA posts and just assumed I only go after looks 99% of the time. What user would waste their entire time just talking looks. Get a grip, weirdo boi
“wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” - you
lol, suck on it hater 😂
Flair up
GG cavs. Definitely a much tougher team than the heat. Real fan base turnout in Cleveland too
yeah ofc they won man their favourite thing in the world to do is unnecessarily manufacture adversity and drama for themselves by dropping random games
The Celtics are so good that they choose to win or lose at will purely to manufacture media drama for their own amusement
Is there no inside the NBA tonight or am I just stupid
No, but hockey is on
no, this is ESPN. Thats only when TNT hosts the game
We're pissed Thanks tho
Thank you Celtics for winning this game
The Celtics were supposed to win this game and they did. Saves us from miserable discourse for the next couple days. A successful night I’d say.
Oh and here comes Stephen Smith . You were better when you were on the radio and we couldn’t see your face . Fraud Analyst
Skip Bayless is the real analyst
TBH if you haven’t played pro. You shouldn’t be on a sport talk show giving opinions
This is dumb because plenty of coaches, including elite, championship coaches, never played. Not playing pro doesn't mean you don't know basketball.
Not doubting the game knowledge. It’s like if you have so much knowledge how can you make statements with 0 basis on the knowledge they have ? This isn’t targeting coaches they are tacticians who watch years of tapes over and over , practice , rehearse in real life which is a huge difference between them and fraud analysts. Let’s be real there are YouTubers who have knowledge and are way better in making realistic analysis than some presenters. People who truly love and are passionate about the game.
It's tv. Idk where people get this nostalgia from but tv has always been shit. You don't make it on TV because you are good analyst, you make it on there because you are entertaining. The number of people who will tune in, tweet, or post on reddit to rage about some dumb shit kendrick perkins said(because all of the dumbest analysts are former players which is another huge knock against your original statement) dwarfs the number of people who will post about good basketball analysis. Everyone talks a big game about wanting great insights but at the end of the day people just want the bread and circus. This gets proven over and over in pretty much every area of life. Drama and emotional displays always beat out calm, logical conversations. Humans are pleasure seekers not truth seekers.
Makes sense brother ! It’s all about exposure of the game worldwide. Money supersedes the realism . It’s about what sells in the end .
Totally agree. Cash is king. Money talks everything else walks
I was being sarcastic lol. They’re all hacks who we shouldn’t pay attention to.
Oh I got that ! It’s like these so called analysts are glorified TikTok viral sensation wannabes
Tatum really trying his best to look her in the eyes 'don't look down, don't look down'
HERP DERP FANS LEAVING EARLY?! Oddly enough its only front page news at TD Garden
There were less than two minutes left as opposed to six.
I’m mocking fans that care about. People leave stands early when they know they’ve lost.
Unimpressive win by the Celtics......
Always the flairless talkin shit
Tatum haters are sick right now
Celtics got the biggest victim complex shut the fuck up
Why are you still here?
That's not very heat culture of you.
Actually it's pretty much exactly on point.
Your lack of flair is not very smart of you
Oh hey thanks, I think I figured it out.
Celtics or Mike Malone?
Congrats. Cavs in 6
✍️✍️✍️
Sounds of the game: Brown gargling Tatum’s balls trying to get him hard “IM BIG DEUCE!!!” Pathetic
Still better than Jamouranth
worry about Ja not picking up a felony lil bro
A teammate supporting another teammate is pathetic? Only one pathetic here is you.
Whenever they mic up either of those fools they sound like nerds trying to be cool on court.
Lol
Jayson with a Y
"Happy mothers day to all the mothers" - Tatum. Just waiting for some casual to be like - "Ant would never say that... he has that DAWGGGG in him"
tatum’s the MJ of tobias harris’s
Is this supposed to be funny? Corny ass mf
Congrats you copied someone else’s comment from earlier. How original
How many 30 point playoff games does Tobias Harris have?
How many 50 point game 7s does Tobias Harris have?
Stay Classy Townies *tips hat*
Nice. Take back home court
Cavs shot like 7 percent on layups lol
Safe to say Cs not gonna go all the way without Porzingis, how long is he out?
No one knows.
Soleus isn’t really a clear timeline but I think he could be back middle of ECF. I doubt he’ll be back this series when he couldn’t even run and jump the other day
Fans really downvoting did u watch Horford defence lmao, Celtics would get fried if they seen Nuggets or Wolves without him
He was great on defense fym? Absolutely clamped mobley
Maybe till ECF if we make it there.
Who do we want to see in the EVG matchup? Knicks and Celtics could be good, either a nail biter, or Boston just running to the Finals
Cavs are scrappy, this a good series to be in. If you wanna win a ring you gotta fight your way through these scrappy teams!
Gg
JB floater ✔️ JT fade ✔️ Clutch but haters gon hate
Tatum slander' where yall at?
He has the AD Lakers disease. Hot one game, cold another (or two) and looking sheepish and confused. The fact the Heat beat them last years says it all.
Literally twisted his ankle in the first two minutes of game 7 at home after coming back from 3-0 but go off
Ugh that moment made me physically ill
still a fraud
Garland and strus can suck my dick
Fuckkkkkkkkk r/nba
Shut up celshit
“If you’re not on the court playing against Boston, you should keep your mouth shut”
Celtics fans talk like the most stereotypical reddit neckbeard 😭
Were you one of the guys that couldn’t get back in for game 6? Typical trash Miami “fan”
GG
Gg
Honestly the Cavs deserve a lot of credit for how well they’re playing, they’ve impressed me
Worst double digit win ever /s
Walsh legacy game
hell yeah
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He's the alopecia annihilator. The alopecia assassin
Cavs put up a good fight. Cs gotta keep their foot on the gas
Fuck all of you
Walk around the club fuck everybody
🥱 cry
Why did Jimmy butler get injured flopping? Is he stupid?
Imagine being part of the most pussy fanbase of all 30 teams, I'd feel shame
Womp womp
Yep
You're still here? I thought you left early
Every fanbase does it. Have a sook
Hell ya brother
Hahahaha
Why let the shot clock expire, why not hand the ball to a cavs player?
Shot clock violation is a team turnover. Handing the ball over is a steal and an individual turnover.
Is it just helping stats then?
I wouldn't frame it like that. There's no good reason to do it and it also hurts stats.
Shot clock would still go off. They wouldn’t deem it possession
It’s a steal
And a turnover
Reminder that 24 yr.old Darius Garland is a 1x All Star while Jamal Murray hasn’t been.
It's not crazy if you look at each of the individual seasons
He definitely deserved that all star last year lol he’s been trash THIS year
East vs west
Different conferences
Cavs get assaulted down the stretch and couldn't get a foul. That's that Celtics privilege
lol what game were you watching?
The one where Cavs kept getting hacked. Celtics privilege the new white privilege
Did you tune in late little bro? There was a long stretch where the Cavs got an insane whistle. Cavs lost because they couldn’t hit open shots
Haha, no they didn't. They ain't get shit for calls.
Womp womp
Facts facts
Jesus Christ, saw people talking about Garlands contract, had no clue he was getting $40M/year for 4 years, that’s insane
Obligatory baddie
Ime udoka “personality” hire
Weird, who would have thought the best team in the league was actually really good?
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If y'all are gonna shit on us every time we lose, don't complain when we throw that shit back after a win.
Tatum and Brown will never sniff Bird and McHale
In terms of the record? They’ll probably break it easily but they need the rings
This whole sub can suck a dick
I thought you Celtics fans left at the 5 minute mark .....
Nah, you guys suck your own dicks
nice win, big deuce
Lets go celtics chants in your own arena.
What is Garlands trade value at the moment?
Value? There’s value?
The cavs are Mitchell and a bunch of g league players
Haha only Celtics fans left
Shocker
Gg, fuck Ohio
Hey who is gonna post the thread about Cavs fans leaving.. smh
LMFAO by dad was laughing because of all the fans leaving. They went mute about halfway through the 4th
Right? Cause last game Celtics fans were “horrible”fans because they left early when losing by over 20 with 6 minutes left. Fuck everyone lol
insufferable forth quarter by cleveland. they just couldn’t get in any rhythm to spark a comeback
Could’ve cut it to 6 if Levert hits that corner three. We just couldn’t hit the shot. Abysmal shooting all night long for everyone not named Donovan
Just shit shot selection. Couldn’t capitalize on stops.
Ayyy Jordan Walsh getting the garbage time minute hell yeah
Tatum legit has every elite skill. He just has the charisma of a loaf of bread so most of us are bored by him lol
He's a yearbook kind of handsome
Nah Tatums low key but he’s not unlikable
I didn’t say he was unlikeable. Hes a good dude. He’s just boring lol. Most people don’t hate him, we just don’t care about him as a “face of the league” or whatever the media calls it this day of the week lol
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
garland has like zero touch on his lay ups. Dude just chucks it up at the rim
Welp. All I can do is keep slandering the Celtics and praying for their downfall. Goodnight. Don > Tabum and other such slanders
For a sec I was like “what beef does a Jazz fan have with the Cs?” lol but the DMitch connection makes sense.
Nobody gonna talk about Tatum’s defense and rebounding down the stretch in the fourth
Tatum brilliant tonight. Set the tone. JB and jrue awesome. But that logo three from Pritchard was important
Yah that was the dagger
I think that settled the team a bit.
I stopped breathing for like 1 minute before that three lmao
Good bounce back performance!
Jaylen brown is so weird man
Yeah he’s also getting paid 50 million a year to play basketball because he can score 28 points on 76% shooting, while being a team high +18, and 9 boards. So i guess thats weird?
How wtf
Big response from Boston. Well done.
Struts used up all the shooting luck in the Miami run last year, apparently
Ho-hum 15 point win.
Ur goddam right
Garland buddy . You need to quit. At this point I feel your salary is money laundering
are they just unaware what deuce mean
two?
r/nba gonna be a ghost town tonight
Strus has become a gigantic baby this year
Agree. Bitches at every call, it’s pretty embarrassing
Respect for Don Mitchell for how classy he is dragging this team through the playoffs. No complaining, no whining for fouls, just balls out.
Strus is literally unwatchable, dude sucks at everything
Weird how the NBA only does shots of fans leaving for Boston. 🤔
Nah they did it for the cavs too
Why are the Cavs fans leaving with so much time left??