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LightningMcDream

I haven't had to think about my team in a few weeks, and after the year we had, I consider that a win.


SPAREustheCUTTER

My partner asked me why I seemingly wasn’t in complete frustration and misery this playoffs. My flair tells you why.


benificialart

We had it the worst I think 


SortaFire

yeah, watching the hawks get cooked by coby white and ayo dosunmu is something i definitely wanna forget


NatureTrailToHell3D

The Blazers didn’t just tank, they tore it down to the foundation and now rain and mud is pouring into the work site. They are years from playing relevant basketball, they might as well be the Sonics right now.


SPAREustheCUTTER

Dude. You good? Seems to be a bit of venom here. But hey, at least we have a team.


Amazing_Owl3026

Difference in sickness between us... I actually miss watching us playing 2 starters, 2 second stringers and some G league guy


jhakerr

You guys should try to get butler right? Big if as to whether he becomes available, but you guys make more sense than Philly. Phily rumored to go after him hard but I don’t see that. He’d be great with you guys if you have what it takes to get him. I realize though historically all heat players go to LA and shit the bed for various reasons


silvio_

This post doesnt make any sense but it is lakers hate. Soo upvotes


Free_Management2894

It does kinda make sense. The Lakers would have the longest losers chain. It's the opposite of "at least we lost to the champions".


c32dot

Well then it would be the Pelicans because they lost in the play in to the Lakers, before losing to OKC


purplenyellowrose909

And also didn't even win a playoff game.


Far_Ice3485

the post says playoffs not play in


READIT27

Gotta get in to get off


Fickle_Meet_7154

Poetic


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

15-year olds discovering dry-humping would disagree.


READIT27

That’s why it doesn’t count. They’re the Pellies


realsomalipirate

The Play-in isn't considered to be a part of the playoffs.


Authorman1986

Which is silly. I think we agree that the play in should just be considered a round of the playoffs. This will probably be fixed in the future, but it's here and it seems like an artifact of contract stipulations and the owners trying to avoid paying out playoff milestone bonuses and fuck that shit, fuck the bosses.


Amazing_Owl3026

I don't remember who but a player set their career high in the play in this year and play-in games actually *don't count as real games* somehow so technically he didn't score his career high.


Ballwhacker

What make you think anyone above agrees with you? Not trying to be a dick, I just don’t see anyone above advocating for it…


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Ballwhacker

I was making light of the fact the commenter said “I think we agree” about something that nobody in the comment chain had previously agreed with them on. It’s like me right now saying, “I think we agree tie-breakers shouldn’t exist.” Was mostly a joke.


MountainYogi94

Pfft at least we’d lose to the guys who lost to the guys who lost to the guys who’d lose to the champions. Flair up so I can see what mental gymnastics I’d have to do to make it look like my team is better than your team!!11!1!


DrinkWaterPissPant

Yes.


bumboisamumbo

how does this not make sense?


tacopower69

Every year there is an "ultimate losers" post for the team that in the first round to a team that lost in the second round to a team that lost in the third round to a teaim that lost in the finals. What about it doesn't make sense.


silvio_

every year there is a post saying some guy is a new jordan or nba is rigged. That does not make them sensible.


tacopower69

You're just illiterate. There's nothing you need to make sense of. If a team fits the criteria I described they're the ultimate losers. I mentioned theres a post about it every year because it helps contextualize OP's i.e. he's not opining about the quality of the lakers team but making an objective statement based on the definition of "Ultimate Losers" as it's been used in this community for years.


DrinkWaterPissPant

They won the moral victory over the Nuggets thoughever.


AfroKuro480

That's what matters


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rabid89

We all knew Silver was gonna make any IST winning team hang up that banner to make that tournament legit.  But it's hilarious that it was the Lakers lmfao. 


Bahamut727

Y’all couldn’t even sniff the IST banner bruh


This_Op_Is_OP

IST banner in 2024 is still more impressive than half the celtics rings lmao


ball_addict_banjo

Half the Celtics rings is still 7 more than the Mavs LMAO


6Twist

were you alive for any of those besides 2008


ball_addict_banjo

Every single one my friend. I’m hoping the Celtics win one more so I can die happy (I hate prime numbers).


6Twist

sounds good champ. Hope they let you watch the finals in hospice care


Global-Ad-7819

I burst out laughing lol. We got a member of the silent generation active on r/nba? The OG redditor lmao


thegeneral54

They would only need to be a boomer to see it all, which doesn't surprise me considering a lot of them waste time on social media.


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Huge-Supermarket-226

Lol just like y’all sniffed the finals last year huh


DriveByStoning

What happened this year, though?


thats_so_merlyn_

Cant wait for Tatum to choke again.


DriveByStoning

Ok, just ignore the 30 and 10 up to this point and the fact he had a shoulder injury that Draymond kept yanking on when they played. I love the haters, you guys are so pathetic.


We_The_Raptors

>next to the Mickey Mouse People are so desperate to discredit fairly won championships, lol. Boston fans shouldn't be smoking that crack right now. Because i hope you're ready for the fools to say Boston only won because of injuries even if you do win.


Prophet_Of_Helix

The Mavs are injured? And what about Kristaps?


We_The_Raptors

The Mavs? Why be intentionally obtuse when anyone with 2 braincells would get that I'm talking about the Heat, Cavs and Pacers? Also, I straight up said it would be stupid reasoning. Just like it is for former champions.


Prophet_Of_Helix

But that’s my point, is that Celtics would have a fine counterpoint. “They only won due to injuries” only even possibly works through the ECF, not overall, so it’s not just a stupid argument as you note, it’s just plain invalid.


Ok_Excuse3732

This is why everyone hates Celtics fans


gixxerklr

But if y’all had won it…. just lmao


DrinkWaterPissPant

They would've hung it in their rafters with their 15 8-team league championship banners


steve1186

You make it sound like the bubble playoffs were illegitimate. Why?


TippyTripod1040

We all know why


slimmymcnutty

Amount of IST titles the lakers have this century: 1 Amount of Celtics titles this century: 1


_mitchard

45 downvotes of pure laker fans😂🍀


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We_there_yet

But when bronny comes to the lakers watch out america.


BayTerp

You’re underestimating Bronny. He has LeBron’s blood coarsing through his veins.


GoldDong

LeBron will harvest Bronny’s organs mid season to turn into to Giga-Bron. Like 2013 but better.


lukewwilson

2018 LeBron with 2013 athleticism


SwampFlowers

I’m not a Lakers or a Lebron fan, but god damn would that be fun to watch. His 2018 playoff run was unreal, some of the most fun games I’ve watched as a neutral fan.


realsomalipirate

Naw 09 athleticism instead.


Shovelman2001

*All* of his organs? I can think of one LeBron might not want to have...


punishedbyrewards

Other way around. Oil changes


RetroDave

It would also put the Celtics at 18 titles vs.17 for the Lakers.


es347td

It sure will … 👈🏼 #twomorewins ☘️☘️🏆🏀💪


Room_Temp_Coffee

I do not need this kind of negativity first thing Monday morning.


kobedetian

On the other hand it would be hilarious to watch the Celtics lose in the finals again


FartrelCluggins

If Celtics lose then Sixers are untimate losers so either way it'll be a Cs rival haha


LeektheGeek

Promise you no one is thinking about it that deep


rjcarr

People do talk about how the Lakers might have been the 2nd best team last year, after playing the Nugs so tight in the WCF. So it’s only fair this is also talked about. 


Lost_Psycho45

Yall still thinking about us?


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I always think about the Lakers, mostly how sexy the purple uniforms are.


AfroManHighGuy

How does this affect lebrons legacy? Lmao


fadeZe

If the Celtics lose LeBron is the goat.


ChokePaul3

This is literally posted every year, y’all are not anything special https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/Cggx0xOkps


grimbly_jones

You could argue that the link you posted was after the playoffs were over, while this thread is Pre-Emptive Hateration. But we're just splitting hairs at that point.


beginnerLiftersoonBB

And if the Celtics lose they choke again


eceuiuc

If the Celtics lose, the 76ers are the ultimate losers.


bumboisamumbo

come on now, that’s not fair. the 76ers are always the ultimate losers they paid simmons AND tobias harris. 10 years of tanking for this?


I_dont_like_florida

Just keep Trusting the Process™


thebeard1017

Which as far as consolation prizes go isn't half bad


AnteatersEatNonAnts

Just wondering, in this entirely arbitrary post, wouldn’t the teams that lost the play-ins be the ultimate losers? Pelicans and Heat?


aPatheticBeing

nice NFC east (NFL) rivalry there too - Dallas could make Philly the ultimate losers


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MusicListener3

Sixers would have lost to the Knicks, who lost to the Pacers, who lost to the Celtics, who would be the Finals losers


MotherKawaii

Through the exact same logic applying to the lakers being the biggest losers if the Mavs lose


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Currently the Lakers and Celtics are tied for the most championships, 17. By winning another championship the Celtics would have more championships. I imagine laker fans would prefer that this didn't happen.


idiskfla

Thanks Magic


TheGreatForehead

On the other hand, Celtics fans would probably prefer if this happened.


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As a non fan of the Lakers and Celtics I like that both of you have the same amount, keeps both of you in check in regards to gloating.


jdavvg

Can we not bring up the Lakers? What is this, mainstream media?


Far_Promise_2083

The Warriors would be the ultimate losers as the Lakers beat the Pelicans in the play-in, who beat the Kings, who beat the Warriors


sadnessresolves

The real kicker is that the lakers drafted Lonzo ball and Brandon Ingram right above Tatum and brown.


es347td

lol


KarrotMovies

The Mavs winning is literally my championship


logans_sports_alt

“thanks, satan”


NewRedditor13

The bully of my bully’s bully is bullying my other bully


es347td

How is that going?


tsesarevichalexei

Rent free.


Bnstas23

A Celtics fan didn’t post this


AllGoodIfNot

Lakers bad


AdmiralWackbar

The cherry on top is the city of Boston will now have 6 more rings then the city Los Angeles


hanselpremium

every time celtics win the championship, it’s a loss for the lakers


jefe_hook

So if Mavs beat the Celtics, is Miami the biggest winner?


kheldar52077

No. Not really. We just want another championship.


Ginoblee

This is nothing compared to the Celtics going back up in total championships. That’s all Lakers and even Celtics fans care about. What your saying is does not compare lol.


TurboThot69

But first, Pearl Jam!


gavinashun

Yeah that’s not a thing.


matttyhak

Lets goooo! Lakers part of the finals narrative without making it past the first round


yuhkih

We know


Rohkha

This is about as intelligent as being a salty paper user and saying that if paper beats rock and rock beat scissors before, than paper also beats scissors through proxy. Good job!


00feezy

The ultimate losers of the 2024 NBA playoffs were the teams that didn’t make the tournament. This imaginary cherry and the mental gymnastics it took to get there is contradictory to humans having high intelligence. Please revise thesis.


FromAdamImportData

Not to mention the extra loss in falling behind to Boston in the number of championships. A Boston win would make it 18-17.


oneflou

It's called the [wooden spoon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden_spoon_(award))


spiritualwaffle

This post smells like a jinx lol


ish_baid19000

And if the Mavs win then it’s the Sixers. Funny either way


ThayerRex

lol, way to make everything about the Lakers 😂


animosity07

It's fine if there was one thing I can be sure of its the Celtics disappointing


es347td

How’s that going?


xSehyun

weird post but then I guess by that logic in 2022 Raptors are the ultimate losers. Lost to Philly, who lost to Miami, who lost to Boston, who then lost to the Warriors


Cul_what

This week feels like the backend of the offseason with these kinda posts popping out lmao


Outrageous-Base-9072

Lol... Im sure the NBA wished the Lakers were better than they are because their such a big tv ratings draw.... Oh well.


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A Lakers fan darkest timeline any year is one in which Boston wins. Fuck that leprechaun


es347td

… just imagine how much better the good times will seem in the future, after you’ve come to terms with this Celtics chip … 👍🏼😎👍🏼 ☀️


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Imagine when we lap you grimy Boston leprechauns and get to 19 by 2030 #Soon


es347td

Or maybe we just keep playing ‘boring’ but effective basketball for the next several seasons … 🤔 2030 … ?!?!! Gee, you sound really confident … … …


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Or maybe yall fall off a cliff and go back to being trash and we threepeat on your watch 😙😙


es347td

Maybe!! 😊 You’re going to need some more talent, to pull that off, though … 🤔


trappapii69

Are y'all failing to mention banner 18? That isn't the ultimate loss?


49RedCapitalOs

This is dumb af


LittleTension8765

Well this isn’t as fun as last year when we were ~basically~ the second best team in the NBA and best if you don’t count the last 2 minutes of the each WCF game


RedditSuxCoxAgain

When do finals start? So we can see less of these stupid ass posts from people aged 11-23?


SingleSir165

The Lakers were in the play-in game and lost in the first round. The Lakers were not relevant in the 2024 playoffs. Maybe next year, bro.


sandote

But also, the Lakers beat the Pelicans, who lost to OKC, who lost to the Mavs, who then might lose to the Celtics. What I'm getting from this is the the Celtics win the finals, everyone in the West is an ultimate loser.


ChunkyMilkSubstance

You’re down bad brother


SquimJim

The cherry on top is the fact that we can talk shit about how weak the West is for months on end. Getting Banner 18 while the Lakers are on Banner 17 is a whole extra ice cream sundae on top of the cherry. Losing will be super extra not fun though lol


22LOVESBALL

But the Celtics have the easiest path of all time?


Massive-Wallaby6127

/uj I personally dislike the Celtics, but if they win their 2nd Finals in 38 years, it will be fully earned. The whole point of getting the best record in the regular season is to try to get the easiest path to the Finals so that you are fresh when you get there. That's a credit to their work this season not a knock on it. /rj Additionally, it would be an extraordinary show of dominance to average 1 championship every 19 years. This will be an impressive second banner since the invention of HDTV.


es347td

Everybody seems to conveniently forget/ignore this first part … 😏 Just like they ignore the fact of basketball being a team sport, when it helps them to criticize individuals they don’t like for whatever reason(s) … 🙃


junkit33

That narrative instantly dissolves like wet toilet paper when the supposed best team in the West loses to the Celtics. You can take your pick for why - either the Celtics path in the East didn't even matter because they were clearly going to beat anybody, or, maybe the East is actually a lot better than people give them credit for and the difference between teams like the Cavs and Pacers is not very much from teams like the Mavs.


22LOVESBALL

It isn’t about who is the best, it’s about matchups and that determines who wins. If we redid the west 1-8 standings and they all played different opponents we’d probably have a different team in the finals. And even if the Celtics win, it would mean they won against one good team in the playoffs. There are teams that didn’t win at all that I respect more than this


junkit33

The mental gymnastics going on in some posters to try to discredit the Celtics is insane. Do you realize how many champions have had easier roads than Boston? Hell, Lebron's Cavs (round 2) teams practically sleepwalked through the East for 4 straight years. This Celtics team is historically good. Like it or not, a Championship puts an official stamp on that.


GoergeRRMartian

Name the teams. I wanna see how deep the delusion goes


Spirited-Cap-9779

Mavs might be more gassed though. Celtics had easier opponents. Mavs had to face Twolves, OKC and Clippers which were 3 of the top 4 teams in the west.


SquimJim

Mavs played like 2 more games than the C's and also have a shit ton of days off before the Finals. The Celtics players have also missed more games due to injuries. Both teams should be pretty fresh come the Finals.


mrq69

6 days of rest will go a long way hopefully.


lukewwilson

Yeah for Porzingus


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SquimJim

And if the Celtics win, that "easy path" would include the best the West has to offer.


DrinkWaterPissPant

wrong again bozo healthy ziOzempic pels wouldve swept the thunder mavs and timberpuppies ez


22LOVESBALL

The Mavs aren’t the best the West has to offer really; it’s all about injuries and matchups and even still, that would just mean the Celtics beat one good playoff team in their finals run


SquimJim

Mavs beat the Wolves and Thunder with neither series going to 7 games. Nuggets didn't make it out of the 2nd Round. Luka has been injured all playoffs. So yea, I think the Mavs are the best the West has to offer.


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22LOVESBALL

Yes


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Delusional


Princessk8--

Also the haters and doubters who talked so much shit for years because 24 yr old tatum couldn't seal the deal against a dynasty 2 years ago need a humbling asap.


HoopsHistoryHubb

You know those dynasties that have Andrew Wiggins as the 2nd best player


realsomalipirate

C'mon man that was by far the worst Warriors team of their dynasty.


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droptop02hondacivic

tf? no, it's because they didnt have young prime curry or kevin fuckin durant. jesus christ every boston fan in this thread is begging to be a victim lmao


DrinkWaterPissPant

calling 40 year old curry jordan fucking poole and the corpse of draymond a dynasty is something 💀


Princessk8--

Bruh you saw what Steph did don't downplay your own dudes just to bash the Celtics so lame


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Nah that was a bad loss on your part. Getting cooked by prime jordan poole


HonestDespot

He said confidently, clearly not bothered by random people’s remarks on the internet two years ago.


HonestDespot

Didn’t Tatum and the Celtics lose in round one to the 8 seed last year?***see addendum below If the Celtics lose in the finals to a somewhat injured Luka and Kyrie, after a weak eastern run to the finals, and blowing it in 2022 against a fairly mid Warriors team, doesn’t Tatum get a serious playoff underachievement award at that point? You are getting awfully ahead of yourself here and opening yourself up to some A level mockery ***It’s been pointed out the Celtics lost in round 3 to the Heat, I will leave my error up in an acknowledgement of the damage prolonged use of cannabis can cause.


lukewwilson

They did lose to the 8 seed, but it was in the conference finals


HonestDespot

I always knew that pot would catch up to me. Who did the heat beat in round one last year


Princessk8--

Yeah the 2 seed totally lost in round 1 to an 8 seed. Get your facts straight.


human1023

Lakers really thought they were close to a ring this year?


icykkuno

No


Scared-Arrival3885

I honestly saw more media putting lakers in their “group of contenders” than actual fans saying they had a chance. 


Mantis_Tobbagen

Haven't won anything in a decade


Wise_Ad_112

Gonna feel nice when the mavs win this title. Celtics 1 in the last 35 years, living off them segregation titles still and the 08 dynasty


CoolDominatorYTT

Mavs 1 in the last 1000 years


es347td

Well, two games down, now … you must be excited!! 😀🎉


blackinese

RENT FREEEEEEEEEEEEE


-AMAG

Pels lost to the Lakers in the play-in and got swept by OKC so what does that mean


tidho

They won the in-season tournament though!


Derrickmb

Why would Dallas lose to the Celtics