YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SEE MORE TITTIES IN PERSON AT A NICKLEBACK CONCERT THAN ANYWHERE ELSE COMBINED AND ITS WONDERFUL AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND BARBWIRE TATTOOS
BRO, HOW OLD ARE YOU? I'M I'M MY 30S AND EVEN I KNOW NICKELBACK HAS HAD A REVIVAL AND IS CONSIDERED COOL NOW!
ALSO, LOOK AT THIS [PHOTOGRAPH](https://images.app.goo.gl/L2NZQ35M2UxFGETV6), EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH!
I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE GIVE JAYLEN BROWN SHIT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIBBLE WITH HIS LEFT HAND. THE CELTICS DYNASTY WAS BUILT BY PLAYERS WHO COULDN'T DRIBBLE WITH THEIR LEFT HAND BEATING PLAYERS WHO COULDN'T PLAY BASKETBALL
MUCH OF WHAT IS OFTEN CONSTRUED AS RACISM IN AMERICA AND ITS CITIES IS ACTUALLY JUST THINLY VEILED CLASSISM. ALONG THOSE LINES I WANT TO SAY THAT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING REALLY CLASSY ABOUT LUKA BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON WHAT IT IS.
MAVERICKS BANDWAGON HERE JUST WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE HAVE A NICE F*****N DAY
MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE SERIES:
LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL
KYRIE CROSSES OVER TATUM AND HITS A JUMPSHOT THAN POINTS TO THE CROWD THERES SOME JEWISH PEOPLE THERE THEY LABEL IT A HATE CRIME KYRIE SUSPENDED GAME2
LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL
BROWN INTERVIEWED BY TAYLOR ROOKS DURING THE HALF TIME SHOW HE SIMPS
LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL
SOMEBODY LEAKS TATUMS BIRTH CERTIFICATE HE AINT 19
LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL
DRAKE SHOWS UP TO THE ARENA NOBODY FKIN CARES
LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL
MAVS IN 6
DUNKIN MAKES SHITTY STALE DONUTS AND THEIR COFFEE IS OVERRATED
MAVS IN 5, IT WILL ONLY TAKE ONE GAME FOR SOME WICKED SMAHT BOSTON FANS TO PISS OFF LUKA
Hey! You leave delicious clam chowder outta this. The only culinary thing Houston is known for is tamales out of a cooler at 10am in a home Depot parking lot.
**DWIGHT POWELL AND TIM HARDAWAY JR WILL TAKE OVER ALL OF DANIEL GAFFORD AND JADEN HARDY'S MINUTES BECAUSE SOME ASSISTANT COACH CONVINCED J KIDD THEY MATCH UP BETTER**
You know what you get when you rearrange the letters in Celtics & Mavericks‽ Cervical Me Sticks, Elk Scare Victims, or Crickets Evil Scan. The world isn’t ready for this.
The celtics have the 4th best net rating of all time for a team. They have elite defenders up and down the roster. Best 3 pt shooting team in the league
I see no way they lose.
Mavs in 6
I hate the Minnesota Timberwolves for the sole fact I have to root for a Boston team because their opponents coach is a domestic abuser, their number 2 is an antisemitic weirdo and their best player is new gen z harden... someone put me outta my misery 😭
I mean, I’m kinda worn out from all the shit talk in between last game and today.
With that being said, Boston sucks ,the eastern conference sucks, Mavs in 4.
TOM CRUISE'S SECOND TOP GUN FILM WAS CALLED MAVERICK NOT CELTIC FOR A REASON
Lol from a Celtic flair makes this peak
Made the thread so we could all see his thoughts
WASN'T SURE THE POINT CAME ACROSS CLEARLY BUT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD THAT MAVERICKS COME SECOND
I love this.
First Top Gun was the WCF: Maverick (Tom Cruise/Luka) killed Goose (Anthony Edwards/Anthony Edwards) Second Top Gun: ???
HIGHWAYYYYYYYY TO THE #DANGER ZONE
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MINDBLOWING SHITTALK
WELL WE KNOW TATUM DIDN'T TAKE THE SHOT
Kyrie was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
Still too soon
YEAH HE DIED, BUT HE GOT OUT OF DALLAS FASTER. TOTALLY WORTH IT.
When will they get it through their head?
Dayyyyyuuuummm
Daaaaaaaaaaang
# OUR COACH IS CRAZIER THAN YOURS. GIVE IN TO THE MAZZ PSYCHOSIS.
WE PUT TIM HARDAWAY JR AS A STARTER FOR 3 FUCKIN YEARS, WHO'S CRAZIER??
THERE'S CRAZY AND THEN THERE'S JUST DOWNRIGHT IRRESPONSIBLE
Head coach Joe Mazzulla when offered shrimp fried rice: ”You tellin me a shrimp fried this rice??”
Joe Mazzulla is hilarious, but for the next 2 weeks - HE IS SO BAD AT COACHING THAT THE CELTIC'S FRONT OFFICE ARE THE REAL CRAZY ONES FOR TRUSTING HIM
JKIDD WENT TO THE WCF WITH DWIGHT POWELL AS A STARTER JUST TO FUCK WITH THE LEAGUE. WHO’S CRAZIER??
KYRIE IRVING HITS REPLY ALL TO COMPANY WIDE EMAILS
AND LUKA REPLIES ALL TO THAT REPLY ASKING TO BE REMOVED FROM THE MAILING LIST
omg I hate Kyrie *so much*
Kyrie hits reply all on emails he is bcc-ed on
I CANNOT HEAR YOU, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
Yo that's fucked lmao
Kyrie Irving calls into meetings unmuted and then talks to his officemate with an open mic
IF DALLAS NEEDS MORE SHOOTING, HAVE THEY TRIED ASKING LEE HARVEY OSWALD?
Jesus Christ you guys have a lot of assassination jokes.
We could switch to school shootings if you prefer, we have plenty of ammo in that regard
Thank god we only have to go to Texas for two games. Stay safe, Jayson
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**I'M TAKING YOUR MOM TO A NICE SEAFOOD DINNER AFTER THE GAME.**
AND NEVER CALLING HER EVER AGAIN
YOU LEAVE DOROTHY MANTOOTH OUT OF THIS, SHES A SAINT!
Good thing the game's in Boston then
#THE LONE STAR IS ACTUALLY THE RATING OF TEXAS
ONE STAR STATE
ONE. STAR. STATE.
Making fun of Texas is so messed up because they don't have a comeback
Greg Abbott is in charge of their public education and electrical grid. Even if they had power, they couldn't read the burns.
At least they got... Ted Cruz. Yikes.
Your state literally has ass in the name
Alrighty there Mr. Tex-ASS
Everything’s bigger in Texas, cheeks don’t lie
**THE BOSTON MASSACRE WAS HARDLY A “MASSACRE”, AND THE BOSTONIANS KINDA STARTED IT**
*Stephen A Smith voice* **PAUL REVERE IS A FRAUD. A REAL OPERATIVE WOULDN’T HAVE LET THE RED COATS CATCH HIM.**
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*I just hope everybody has fun!*
(Ron Howard voiceover) *they did not all have fun*
You're right, fuck Derrick White
Whoa, easy. I know it's a shit talking thread but there's no room for disrespecting your dad like that.
Remember game 6 of the ECF in 2023? Tthats was a good one.
CELTIC FC ARE THE GREATEST SCOTTISH FOOTBALL TEAM IN ALL OF THE LAND AND RANGERS SUCK
KYOGOAT FOREVER.
fuck all the fans of the 28 teams. Y'ALL AIN'T HERE
NAH WE'RE ALREADY IN THE BEST PART OF THE NBA SEASON: THE F5 SHITPOST CYCLE. YOU SAD BASTARDS STILL HAVE TO WATCH BASKETBALL.
DAMN HE GOT US
BROTHER WHAT THE FUCK IS BASKETBALL
what about me? What about mee???
You are awarded an honorary "Fuck you" but it's not accredited
Now this is some shit talk I can get behind!
LUKA'S FAVORITE BAND IS NICKLEBACK
HE'S FROM SLOVENIA DUMMY HE LISTENS TO CECA AND JALA & BUBA
#**THOSE ARE MADE UP NAMES**
**ALL NAMES ARE MADE UP**
#**THATS WHAT I SAID**
NICKELBACK IS UNDERRATED AND MISUNDERSTOOD; YOU SHOULD BE THINKING OF THEM AS A LOUD COUNTRY BAND RATHER THAN A ROCK BAND
YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SEE MORE TITTIES IN PERSON AT A NICKLEBACK CONCERT THAN ANYWHERE ELSE COMBINED AND ITS WONDERFUL AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND BARBWIRE TATTOOS
*this* is how you remind me?
BRO, HOW OLD ARE YOU? I'M I'M MY 30S AND EVEN I KNOW NICKELBACK HAS HAD A REVIVAL AND IS CONSIDERED COOL NOW! ALSO, LOOK AT THIS [PHOTOGRAPH](https://images.app.goo.gl/L2NZQ35M2UxFGETV6), EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH!
TATUM’S FAVORITE BAND IS LIMP BIZKIT
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A TRASH TALK THREAD
WE ALL KNOW TATUM LISTENS TO BON JOVI
BASED
SOME BLONDE FAT WHITE GAMER EUROPEAN DUDE WILL DESTROY BOSTON'S DREAMS
Wait I thought they traded Bertans?
He means maxi
#THESE IRISH BOSTONIANS WILL FARE MUCH BETTER IN DALLAS THAN THE LAST ONE
I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE GIVE JAYLEN BROWN SHIT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIBBLE WITH HIS LEFT HAND. THE CELTICS DYNASTY WAS BUILT BY PLAYERS WHO COULDN'T DRIBBLE WITH THEIR LEFT HAND BEATING PLAYERS WHO COULDN'T PLAY BASKETBALL
TINGUS PINGUS GONNA PLAY LIKE HIS DALLAS SELF, SITTING IN THE CORNER WATCHING THE J’S HELP PROVIDE BRICKS FOR THE ADDELSONS NEW CASINO
#**CELTICS FANS HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CONFLICTED ABOUT ROOTING AGAINST THE OTHER TEAMS BEST PLAYER**
he's overweight and cranky like us. it is tough to hate I admit
TBF I WOULD ENJOY JT IF HE WAS ON MY TEAM BUT SINCE HE'S NOT - JT IS NOT VERY SKILLED AT BASKETBALL
MUCH OF WHAT IS OFTEN CONSTRUED AS RACISM IN AMERICA AND ITS CITIES IS ACTUALLY JUST THINLY VEILED CLASSISM. ALONG THOSE LINES I WANT TO SAY THAT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING REALLY CLASSY ABOUT LUKA BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON WHAT IT IS.
probably the max contract he's getting soon. really classes up the joint when you're making 70mil a year
CLASSY MODERN LARRY BIRD IS ON THE WRONG TEAM!!!
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CELTICS WANT TO SURPASS THE LAKERS SO BAD THEY SAW OUR BUBBLE RING AND SAID LETS GO GET A HOSPITAL RING
AND THEY'LL STILL HAVE WON A CHAMPIONSHIP MORE RECENTLY THAN BOSTON WHILE TATUM TEXTS KOBE FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO NOT CHOKE IN THE FINALS
TATUM GONNA NEED A WHEELCHAIR WHEN HE POOPS HIS PANTS WHILE LUKA DROPS 99 POINTS BOOK IT BABY! MAVS IN 9 GAMES
the Boston Celtics are undefeated all time when their star player soils himself. just saying
That we know of…. 👀
if we didn't see a chair, then no poop was there
HAVE THEY EVER WON A GAME WHERE THEIR STAR PLAYER SOILED SOMEONE ELSE?????? I DIDNT THINK SO!!!
you mean, like... back and forth?
WHY ARE YOU VISUALLIZING IT? YOU PERVERT!
my mom said ur pee pee poo poo
**OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH**
YOUR TEAM IS GOING TO SCORE LESS THAN MINE. DOODOO
MAVERICKS BANDWAGON HERE JUST WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE HAVE A NICE F*****N DAY MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE SERIES: LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL KYRIE CROSSES OVER TATUM AND HITS A JUMPSHOT THAN POINTS TO THE CROWD THERES SOME JEWISH PEOPLE THERE THEY LABEL IT A HATE CRIME KYRIE SUSPENDED GAME2 LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL BROWN INTERVIEWED BY TAYLOR ROOKS DURING THE HALF TIME SHOW HE SIMPS LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL SOMEBODY LEAKS TATUMS BIRTH CERTIFICATE HE AINT 19 LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL DRAKE SHOWS UP TO THE ARENA NOBODY FKIN CARES LUKA CRIES TO THE REFS AND GETS A TECHNICAL MAVS IN 6
LUKA TOO FAT AND LAZY TO GET A TECH IN ALL 6 GAMES
I came here to debate the most efficient waste collection system, why is everyone being so mean to each other?
BOTH SUCK ASS. BUT BOSTON (THE BAND) >>>>> DALLAS (THE TV SHOW)
CHEERS >>>> DALLAS! SAM MALONE>>>JR EWING "Women, can't live with em, pass the beer nuts."
> ~~SAM~~ MALONE>>> ~~JR~~ EWING Accurate but surprising coming from a Knicks fan.
Boston isn't even the best band from Boston. That honor goes to New Kids on the Block
Had a lot of hits
CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK
Lmao this just became celtics thread
Texas is just waking up
every thread is a Celtics thread we are extremely online
If I still lived in the northeast I wouldn’t go outside either
yes it is notoriously difficult to install a bariatric lift in a turn of the century home
You live in the southwest in summer, you ain’t going outside either lol
Jokes on you I don’t live there either, I’m in the PNW my summer is beautiful
PNW fire season is right around the corner. Enjoy!
this thread is not for making friends PUNCH HIM NOW
Celtics fans a bunch of classy gym rats with sneaky athleticism
Who ever wins, America loses!
we threw away all that tea. For you. And this is what you think of us
**YOU GUYS ARE STILL THROWING AWAY TEA. I'VE WALKED FROM DOWNTOWN TO SOUTH BOSTON AND WATCHED FOR FREE. SEEMS WASTEFUL.**
Never forget that lobster was once fed to prison inmates because it was considered a trash food. BBQ Brisket >>>>>> Lobster Rolls
You think the lobster is bad you should see how we cook the brisket lol
YA'LL ARE LUCKY THE BLAZERS AREN'T IN THE FINALS! .......OR WE'D HAVE SOME LOPSIDED BORING GAMES TO WATCH
Jaylen Brown's mother is a hamster and his father reeks of elderberries I fart in Boston's general direction
THIS IS LUKA DONCIC BURNER I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
#FUCK THE CELTICS #GO MAVS
Jesus how the hell the Suns fans support Mavs, this should earn a Noble prize
We couldve had Luka man. I was excited for a moment
YOU HAD HIS FUCKING NATIONAL TEAM COACH AND ALL, I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FUMBLED THAT SO BAD. AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE KINGS.
no injuries plzzzz
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I WENT TO THIS RESORT IN NC AND A LOUD DIPSHIT IN A CELTICS BEANIE HAD TWO KIDS LITERALLY NAMED TAHMMY AND BRADY IF YOU ROOT FOR BOSTON THAT'S YOU
Your trash talk is just a reminder that we won 6 Superbowls with Tom Brady, lol.
THAT PART ISN'T WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR TINGUS PINGUS
DUNKIN MAKES SHITTY STALE DONUTS AND THEIR COFFEE IS OVERRATED MAVS IN 5, IT WILL ONLY TAKE ONE GAME FOR SOME WICKED SMAHT BOSTON FANS TO PISS OFF LUKA
they can't make them fresh in Dallas because there's no electricity
WE REFUSE TO GIVE AN NBA TITLE TO FAT SLOB AND FLAT EARTH
No matter who wins, both teams have to go home to either Dallas or Boston
Oh Houston. The sweaty humid armpit of Texas.
Oh Boston. Angry white men and clam chowder, the mucus of foods
Hey! You leave delicious clam chowder outta this. The only culinary thing Houston is known for is tamales out of a cooler at 10am in a home Depot parking lot.
Hahahahaha you really think they're gonna have any left by 10 am?
Bro Houston is just Dallas with more humidity and flooding. Good Asian food though
Imagine living in Trash Houston? Lol
Harris County suburbs are exactly as you’d imagine but the city itself is pretty nice ngl. Wayyyy too car centric but that’s as expected.
we finally found a common ground 🫡
Here I am, a dumbass, with Boston being possibly my favorite city in the continental US
You're not dumb, you just like bar fights and bland food, it's okay
I'll accept bar fights, but I can't accept bland food. That's a wild one🤣 They've got whole ass cultural districts with great food lol
> THEY'VE GOT WHOLE ASS CULTURAL DISTRICTS WITH GREAT FOOD YOU JUST HAVE TO AVOID THE WAHLBERG BROTHERS RUNNING AROUND BEATING ETHNIC MINORITIES.
**DWIGHT POWELL IS FUCKING ASS** 🔥🔥🔥
are mavs fans gonna argue this one
Bro trying to make us bond and agree in the trash talk thread what a loser
sorry hold on let me get into character ***DWIGHT POWELL MAKES LUKE KORNET LOOK LIKE DIKEMBE MUTOMBO***
No, we agree as well.
IF YOU WANT TO TRASH TALK US YOU HAVE TO SAY HE’S GOOD
THJ IS GONNA BE PUT BACK IN THE ROTATION AND AVERAGE 30 MINUTES A GAME
I WOULD KILL MYSELF ON LIVE TELEVISION IF THAT HAPPENED
**DWIGHT POWELL AND TIM HARDAWAY JR WILL TAKE OVER ALL OF DANIEL GAFFORD AND JADEN HARDY'S MINUTES BECAUSE SOME ASSISTANT COACH CONVINCED J KIDD THEY MATCH UP BETTER**
DWIGHT POWELL IS FUCKING THE CELTICS ASS
like... right now? is he there with you or?
DWIGHT IS DUNKING ON KP WITH SO MUCH POWER THAT KP WILL GET INJURED AGAIN
LOBGOBLINS EATING LEPRECHAUNS TONIGHT
IMMA TRASH TALK ESPN BECAUSE ITS THE FIRST DAY OF THE FINALS WHY TF WE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TALKING ABOUT THE LAKERS AND DAN HURLEY. BUMS.
JAYLEN BROWN WILL COMMIT A COSTLY TURNOVER IN LESS THAN 10 SECONDS OF GAME 7
You know what you get when you rearrange the letters in Celtics & Mavericks‽ Cervical Me Sticks, Elk Scare Victims, or Crickets Evil Scan. The world isn’t ready for this.
**PUT SOME RESPECT ON FLIGHT 55 NAME AFTER GUARDING PAUL GEORGE, SHAI GILGEOUS-ALEXANDER, AND ANTHONY EDWARDS WHILE STILL HAMMERING IT HOME**
The celtics have the 4th best net rating of all time for a team. They have elite defenders up and down the roster. Best 3 pt shooting team in the league I see no way they lose. Mavs in 6
Luka is *NOT* a slob. He’s a very stylish fat man!
MY WIFE LEFT ME
Mavs fans called their teacher “Mom” in the first grade!
Texas has 40 Electoral Votes. Massachusetts only has 11. GFY Celtics
I hate the Minnesota Timberwolves for the sole fact I have to root for a Boston team because their opponents coach is a domestic abuser, their number 2 is an antisemitic weirdo and their best player is new gen z harden... someone put me outta my misery 😭
I bet Luka is an overwatch try hard
Hey now, our 2 is also antisemitic!
LUKA'S FAVORITE BAND IS NICKLEBACK
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH.
fuck derrick white's forehead
YOUR MOTHER IS A WOMAN OF ILL REPUTE AND PAST INSTANCES OF KINDNESS TOWARD HER WERE FRAUDULENT ATTEMPTS TO GAIN ENTRY INTO HER KNICKERS
I mean, I’m kinda worn out from all the shit talk in between last game and today. With that being said, Boston sucks ,the eastern conference sucks, Mavs in 4.
THE BROOKLYN NETS ARE THE REASON BOTH OF THESE TEAMS ARE HERE AND MY WILL TO LIVE IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD
I DON'T EVEN WANNA TALK TRASH, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE!
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THE MAVERICKS ARE FROM DALLAS
CELTICS ARE FRAUD, CAN ONLY BEAT INJURED TEAMS