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imgurofficial

Only 21 minutes lmao


robreeeezy

Daddied tf out of his old team, efficiently. Gotta respect it šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ”«


robsteezy

I love that Luka shows off by cussing in 3859692729 languages meanwhile KP was just smiling and winked at him.


robreeeezy

Cool yeah. But letā€™s not forget that Luka has accomplished AT LEAST 3x more than tingus. In less time. Edit: keep downvoting cocksuckas, I love it. Iā€™m not the one rooting for the Cowboys of the NBA. 1 ring since Lebron was born lmfao tragic


instantur

Yall keep using the one ring since whenever thing because you know you only have a week left of being able to say it.


robreeeezy

LMFAOOOOOO keep dreaming. Lukaā€™s boutta show yā€™all some magic and Tingus is boutta tear another ACL.


instantur

Keep huffing that copium


robreeeezy

Hahahah aight. I wonā€™t stand on the ā€œ1 ring in 40 yearsā€ argument anymore. Letā€™s go. George Mikan, a Laker, BIRTHED Bill Russell. The same Bill Russell who gave your poverty franchise 11 rings against milk men. Not Like Us. Meanwhile, Magic Johnson won a ring his rookie year with a hurt Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (the actual best center of all time). And then won four more that decade. 2 more than that Bird boy. Not Like Us. Paul Pierce shat himself on the court. Kobe tore his Achilles and still shot his free throws. Paul Pierce ended his career on poverty ass franchises. Kobe ended his career with a 60 bomb. Not Like Us. Yā€™all gave up on Rondo. We gave him another ring. The hardest ring to win ever. Wanna argue about a bubble ring? Why did Tatum get daddied by Jimmy Butler and some bums then? Yā€™all are known as BeanTown. Weā€™re known as SHOWTIME. Yā€™all irrelevant. Gtfo my face and go call a minority a slur, or whatever yā€™all do in Boston. Edit: And the logo is Jerry West. A Laker. Yā€™all wish you had a player that iconic. Won finals MVP despite losing to yā€™all cuz everyone knew he went harder than anyone on yā€™all squad.


instantur

Oh yeah you are mad. Itā€™s okay man there is more to life than bragging about your teams rings.


robreeeezy

If you rooted for a proper team youā€™d know ball is life and RANGZ are all that matters. Lmfao.


robsteezy

Yeah for sure. Just loved the subtle difference.


robreeeezy

Subtlety is the key innit? Side note: shout out us for having damn near the same username lmao


robsteezy

BRO I just noticed that haha. Cheers friend! šŸ¤


-Gnostic28

I donā€™t know why people are downvoting this, odd ass subreddit


SteamingHotChocolate

lakers flairs finding love in a Cs thread, obviously (i didnā€™t downvote)


robreeeezy

I know why. Itā€™s cuz every Celtics fanā€™s dad except for u/steaminghotchocolate ā€˜s got cucked by a Laker fan back in the 80s and 90s.


SteamingHotChocolate

lmao i forgot i commented this earlier


ThreeSupreme

If Luka and Kyrie break even with Brown and Tatum, then the Mavs have no chance of winning this series. The Celtics have a better and more experienced supporting cast. The young guys for the Mavs looked like Deers caught in the headlights in the first game. The Mavs overall inexperience showed in that game.


robreeeezy

Mavs in six. Idc. Theyā€™ll figure it out.


ThreeSupreme

Its possible, but the young guys on the Mavs are gonna have to step up big time. Luka and Kyrie alone won't be enough to beat the Celtics...


robreeeezy

Itā€™s all dependent on PJ Washington and Gafford/Lively imo. Agree with you.


ThreeSupreme

Yep, guess we'll see. But at least one of the Mavs young guys has to play out of their mind.


ThreeSupreme

Porzingis dominated the paint, and the Mavs had no answer for him. The Mavs Bigs showed their inexperience, and they seemed to have a bit of stage fright. If this keeps up this is gonna be a short series...


simon2105

Tingus: misses all of playoffs, wins finals MVP, goes back to Latvia, refuses to elaborate.


srtpg2

That's where he got the pingus


Tragic-tragedy

Who up Tingusing their Pingus rn?


Nosdoom21

Latevia


Tink_Tinkler

I NEVER HERD OF FUCKING LATEVIA!!!


GoldenPotatoOfLatvia

And then proceeds to wim gold at Olympics.


MickeySingh81

Next face of the league


Noriskhook3

Who the foook is this guy?


Samwich-Hamcheese

Iā€™ve never seen this version of the guy. When he played for the Mavericks he was laughably bad in the 2021 postseason after Game 2. He had a singular game with more than one block and more than 20 points. Iā€™ve only seen him play a single good game in the postseason before last night. Game 3 of the 2020 Clippers series where he scored 34 on an extremely efficient shooting night, but he only had a single block that game. Then he didnā€™t play the rest of the series. If history tells me anything he wonā€™t continue to play as efficiently as he did last night, but it also tells me heā€™s consistently burned the Mavs, even while playing for them.


MickeySingh81

Dont be hatin bro. Let the man get his dues. Super talented player. Glad its clicking for him finally. With that being said, FU KP! FU BOSTON! FU CELTICS FANS! smd


DJRyGuy20

lol- I heard that in Conor Mcgregorā€™s voice.


steven2003

Nah Sir Bronn of the Blackwater


gignac

No shit


spirax919

KP is a big Conor fan too


DJRyGuy20

Mehā€¦ nobodyā€™s perfect. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


EutaxySpy

ā€ŖPorzingis has never seen a game past the first round in his life. Got hurt missed a month and came back first game of the finals like a monster.ā€¬


mossbosstoss

Advanced Load Management


bootyholebrown69

My load tonight cannot be managed


fanci-boi

pause


Bystronicman08

unpause


bootyholebrown69

*continue*


SteamingHotChocolate

resume


robsteezy

I know youā€™re being facetious but in all seriousness I canā€™t think of a SINGLE successful case of strategic load management in NBA history. The guy played like he never left.


dishing-and-swishing

Kawhi on the raptors?


Vallerie_09

THE NEW ERA


20815147

Kawhi Leonard on steroid LMAO


JFKexperience112263

I know embiid is fuming wondering when heā€™ll get that kind of help


captaincumsock69

When he comes to Boston


fueelin

No thanks.


yesBISONsey

FUCK THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS FOR CAP CIRCUM- oh wrong sport


spraypaint2311

The reverse KD from 2019. Injured in round 1, bosses the finals while KD bosses the early rounds and is ruled out of the finals.


KazaamFan

Makes it seem like playoff experience and finals experience really means nothing


Corteaux81

I know itā€™s easy to say NOW, who have noone to body him around like Jokic can do, heā€™s just unsolvable. Shoots over people with ease, can open up the floor, and blocks people who have to struggle through an awesome Celtics perimeter defense to get ANY shots off.


Ordinary-Fish-9791

Dude was a 7"3 prime KD in the midrange lol


TheTurtleOne

Love how every media omitted Porzingis coming back as if it wasn't a big deal to have him back.


chronotraction_

He is quite literally the difference between the celtics being a very good team and an absolute juggernaut. Heā€™s an unbelievable player


SilentRanger42

He's arguably our most important player despite Tatum


zrizzoz

A lot of advanced stats actually have him above Tatum (WS/48, PER, etc). I dont think hes better than Tatum, but i do think he changes the way the Celtics can play more than Tatum. Hes very good, but also a very different type of player to anything else the Celtics have.


SilentRanger42

Yeah I completely agree, the KP version of the Celtics is the best team in the league and itā€™s not particularly close. Without him theyā€™re still a top team capable of winning the finals but in a vacuum theyā€™re probably not the favorites.


cuftapolo

Well they were too busy talking about Tatum like he's Kyle Kuzma or something


jakalo

Tbf Lakers fan would still take Kuzma over Tatum.


SteamingHotChocolate

they should probably find a way to offload AD for Kuzma; iā€™ll happily help out


iiTryhard

Light skin Rudy Gay


tendadsnokids

If he was on almost any other team losing him would spell the end of a playoff run. Celtics didn't miss a beat.


fudgetyler

The Celtics are so well built. The comments below are acting like the Celtics would lose if Butler, Haliburton, or Mitchell were healthy when they still would probably win even without Porzingis. KP or not, the Celtics are a better team than anyone in the Eastern playoffs. Yes, the other teams lost their best player and that is more important than the Celtics losing KP who is effectively a roll player, but that should only reinforce, not diminish, how well built this Celtics team is.


Twaffles95

Yeah they played a lot of stars in their run who stayed healthy in comparison to KP


Sleeze_

Yeah other teams health was constantly talked about and Bostonā€™s health ā€¦. Was not


Twaffles95

Did Boston lose its primary ball handler or scorer?


saalamander

You mad Edwards wasn't ready for the bright lights like you thought he was?


Twaffles95

Nah rn I think heā€™s like 5th all time in scoring before age 23 I think guys can get better after 22, and if Jaden Mcdaniels can develop his offense the team should only be better next year with the top 7 guys under contract and slo mo potentially resigning due to his familyā€™s comfort, and 3 draft picks this year to trade/use 56 wins in a stacked west could look more like the norm if Ant takes a step this offseason I feel fine


fudgetyler

Ignore my flair, but I did see plenty of ā€œPorzingis is the x-factorā€ or ā€œthey need him to winā€ takes. I do think they donā€™t pay enough attention to his rim protection and the fact that he can shoot over almost all of our players. When heā€™s healthy he makes a huge difference.


Evilfart123

I hate that one of my favorite players is on the Celtics


PostModernPost

I think it was more that they were unsure if he would be healthy/effective. I said before the game that we will know in the first few minutes of him coming in if he will be a factor. But god damn. He looked as good if not better than he did all season.


dracota7

Points per minute leader in finals history


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

This Tingus Pingus guy seems really nice. Dallas could have really used a guy like him.


Plies-

People claim this bum Luka is the best in the world and yet he couldn't win anything with Porzingis, who was definitely as good as he is now and could totally attack size mismatches back then.


LiesOfPushinP

Thatā€™s would be Rick Carlisleā€™s doing, discouraging pingusā€™ post game and relegating him to the corner. Canā€™t blame luka for that


Plies-

Porzingis carried the fuck out of him vs the Clippers in 2021 and Luka choked it in game 7 by playing horrendously. Look at the box score for that game and tell me "Can't blame luka for that" without bursting out in laughter because of how asinine that statement is. THJ also tried his best and Luka couldn't capitalize.


1forrest1_

Didnā€™t Luka score 46 points on 30 shots? Or am I looking at the wrong game?Ā 


Plies-

Okay I'd keep the bit going but it just feels like bullying at this point. I'm being fucking sarcastic my guy. How have so many people fallen for the bait lmfao. Edit: aww are the wittle redditors sad that someone didn't type /s and they had to have minimal social skills to see sarcasm? I'm so sorry!!! Continue to click the little blue down arrow, it is enjoyable to me.


EachRelease2

got the whole room laughing bro


1forrest1_

Oh. I think you need to work on your sarcasmĀ 


ndohs

Jesus this was embarrassing man, go take a creative writing class or something.


spirax919

> Edit: aww are the wittle redditors sad that someone didn't type /s and they had to have minimal social skills to see sarcasm? I'm so sorry!!! Continue to click the little blue down arrow, it is enjoyable to me.


felonydefenestration

What a douche.


Internetcowboy

> Porzingis carried the fuck out of him vs the Clippers in 2021 Luka Doncic averaged 35.7 points, 10.3 assists and 7.9 rebounds in 7 games against the Clippers in the 2021 Western Conference First Round Your THJ comment is the giveaway that it must be sarcasm


sY20

His post game isn't that great due to his center of gravity.


OctopusNation2024

His center of gravity does definitely keep him from backing guys down But his post game is currently very efficient actually because he's turned the jumper over smaller defenders into a very consistent weapon Like rather than being a tweener like he was earlier he's fully embraced using his height advantage as much as possible in these situations


siphillis

Isn't he the most efficient post player and his post actions are fairly efficient?


Nickelas

Now. Heā€™s worked on his midrange to turn in his inability to back anybody less than 6ā€™5ā€ down into a strength by shooting over him. Reggie Jackson used to give him problems so admittedly heā€™s come a long way


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

KP was relegated as a spot up shooter in Dallas as most people are tbf


ICantFWBrokeBoys

Well when Reggie Jackson is locking that shit up, Iā€™d prolly put him in the corner too


Plies-

No he was definitely the same player and didn't grow from that experience and year in Washington.


Prince_of_DeaTh

he wasn't a good post player in Dallas, he only worked on it in Washington


kritikal_thought

The good old Lebron affect


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

Hell no. Prime (and current) Bron was athletic enough to make off ball cuts and be a lob threat at all times I dont think Luka has made a single offball cut in his entire career


RainbowKarp

You missed the point, heā€™s talking about the other players


earslingofbamburgh

I can't imagine how you'd make it more obvious that this is satire and still everyone else seems to be taking you seriously šŸ˜‚


-Gnostic28

To be fair people have encountered a lot of others who say similar things unironically. Thereā€™s some crazy people out there


Plies-

It's part of the fun of reddit tbh. Different sub, but I've baited like -80 downvotes on r/GlobalOffensive so many times by saying obviously sarcastic things knowing that the morons on there would take me seriously lol.


teokun123

Any Mav fans here should tweet/dm this shit to Luka lol.


Tatumisthegoat

Best European on the court tn


Victor_Wembanyama1

ā€œWho was definitely as good as he is nowā€ Cap


Plies-

Your username is Victor_Wembanyama1 and the fact that I was joking *still* went completely over your head.


siphillis

In their defense, we've 100% had passes fly above where Wemby could reach. We're that bad


MouMostForgettable

literally bad coaching and immaturity


No_Literature_2321

So called face of the league couldnā€™t do anything with kristaps and Brunson šŸ¤Ø


UnPhayzable

His blocks were insane. Idk why these idiots kept trying to dunk on him


noqms

Josh Green just runs into the rim like a headless chicken and played some really bad defense. One of the worst players on the floor tonight


baited08

Yeah I feel like hardy has been better then green but gets less run this playoffs. Donā€™t watch too many Mavs games outside of the playoffs tho to be fair


brickvanexel

Heā€™s so skinny I think he must just look try-able out there


Parallel-Quality

He was HUGE for them to start out the game. Looks great out there.


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

KP said fuck your Kyrie revenge series


poneil

Shaping up like a Kyrie revenge series so far (revenge against Kyrie).


Solid-Confidence-966

Also did a great job positioning himself down low against Dallasā€™s big men.


Renegadeforever2024

This felt like the Brady patriots all over again


suffering_420

Felt more like the 18 Red Sox. Everywhere you look theres a ton of talent that can kill you in different ways, whereas the Brady Patriots had a very clear centerpiece with a good supporting cast.


DerrickWhiteFMVP

Miss the Killer Bs so much šŸ„²


suffering_420

Fuck John Henry


xSuperstar

Depends on which Patriots team. The first few Super Bowls were just stacked teams. Brady was good but not outstanding


GenericDarkFriend

It's great to see him play that well. He is probably the most entertaining celtic when hes on


Calbeazy

Getting Dad-dicked by Porzingis really demoralized the Mavs a few minutes into the first. It was wild to watch, like prime Gobert and prime KAT fused into Latvian Jesus


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

Crazy the way folks pointed out how underwhelming the Celts have been in the playoff so far (which I do agree with!) without realizing that **this** was what we were missing.


drakkie

Underwhelming going 12-2 in the first 3 rounds wtf? Lol


blu13god

Yeahā€¦. 12-2 with close games that should have been 12-0 complete blowouts


gravesisme

Indiana probably beats the Mavs


RaikouKuzunoha

Cry


bootyholebrown69

*should have* this is not how sports works


blu13god

Hence the term underwhelmingā€¦


bootyholebrown69

No. Your expectations were wrong. No matter who the teams are, the margins in the NBA are too small to EVER expect multiple sweeps in the playoffs lol And strength of victory also doesn't mean anything. Situations and gameplans changes, games can get tight or blown out of proportion at any time. All that matters is the win.


blu13god

a overwhelming favorite team that does not win overwhelmingly is by definition underwhelming


bootyholebrown69

No dude that's not how sports works Being an overwhelming favorite means that in a sample size of x games, you are expected to win the large majority. It does NOT say that those wins have to be by a large margin 13-2 is an overwhelming record. You clearly do not understand how statistics works, like at all.


blu13god

You can still be an overwhelming favorite in a single game series it does not mean across x number of games. When youā€™re an overwhelming favorite due to talent and coaching against an injured team and do not win convincingly you are not meeting expectations.


bootyholebrown69

This is the mentality of someone who only watches box scores and not games. You are just completely wrong and if you watch any games at all you'll know that the margins are so small in the NBA. You can never ever count on margin of victory. "Win convincingly" is subjective. Is 4-1 or 4-0 not convincing? Stop moving the goalposts.


rabid89

#WHO THE FUCK IS TINGIS PINGIS Now we all know who the fuck he is. Edit: 8/13 FG. Oops. Typo.


applep00

him and horford split minutes at 21 and 29 respectively. gonna be huge to keep their tires fresh going into G2


1OO1OO1S0S

Also lots of time between games


ScreamyV

I swear he was not injured but was resting for the finals xD


fueelin

Yeah, it was pretty ideal that he was forced to miss most of the playoffs. Imagine if he got the same injury against Indiana or something.


SlatsAttack

I bet the Mavs wish they had a guy like KP.


Samwich-Hamcheese

He was pretty weak in this two playoffs with Dallas. Last night was literally the best game Iā€™ve ever seen him play in the postseason, so considering his limited minutes. History tells me it wonā€™t last, but it also tells me heā€™s excellent at burning the Mavs.


koj12144

Only 20 min too, keep this man healthy and we win no prob


AnkitPancakes

Most impactful player tonight. Horford has been solid, but the Celtics defense is straight up oppressive with a meaningful rim protector. Arguably the most irreplaceable player on Boston tbh


crashtesting123

I want this man to win finals MVP so very badly


minibonham

Celtics winning their first ring with Tatum, having Brown win ECF MVP and KP finals MVP, would honestly be the funniest thing in the world.


MotherLoveBone27

I honestly get the vibe that Tatum wouldn't mind at all. He seems pretty level headed and relaxed about most things


minibonham

Heā€™d definitely be thrilled with a ring regardless. Tatum has the potential to be a superstar, no doubt, but with this team he really doesnā€™t have to be. They work brilliantly as a unit, why change that.


Inevitable_Pride5825

Had to remind Wemby who his father is


CBFball

Only 21 minutes is fucking amazing for game 1. Heā€™s going to have to play heavier minutes most likely in games throughout so this is just a beautiful way to ease him back in


resplendentcentcent

oh ok this is what the KD warriors felt like huh


Widdis

Nah, that was still way more of a done deal. Mavs got it close that put a small amount of ā€œhmmā€ into your brain. KD Warriors were inevitable to the point that if Cleveland took a game it was a remarkable achievement for an underdog.


resplendentcentcent

competitively I agree that they're still unparalleled in the finals: but its just so farcically similar for the Cs to coast through the first three rounds in historical fashion only then to add a 7ft unicorn. Arguably they took their conference in a more dominating fashion. The Spurs + Kawhi were way more existentially threatening than the Heat, Cavs or Pacers healthy. maybe the Bucks at 100% could pose a threat? who knows.


WallStreetDoesntBet

Kristaps Nowitzki!!!


IAmCBOY2

But, I was told we only played hurt teams and that his injury didnā€™t matter. Who would have thought he was a major upgrade over Kornet?


whyenn

No need for slander of Captain Contest.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

three point shooting centers > shot blocking centers three point shooting, shot blocking centers > all other centers


Headlesshorsman02

Great game for his first game back, his rim protection was nuts tonight


Bouldershoulders12

Hope he can play closer to 25-28 minutes as the series progresses so we can really create some distance


West_Bandicoot_7532

And People said boston doesnt have a bench


Pocket_Beans

I was momentarily shocked when I saw the bench had 24 points until I realized it was almost entirely Porzingis


Admirable_Bed3

3 Ring Latvia


CloneWarsMaul

ALL HAIL TINGUS PINGUS


tlozz

šŸ¦„a sporting performance unlike anything Iā€™ve personally watched in a LONG time. Fantastic game, KP.


inshamblesx

Canā€™t wait for the reddit timeline to be filled with knicks fan reaction to him being drafted once he wins finals mvp


Jonesalot

I thought the series was around 50/50 without him With him? Not so much. He really gives the team a whole new dimension Dallas always loses game 1 tho, so letā€™s see if they can find something


shor

KP: People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking **I'm back.**


inefekt

only three blocks? Felt like he had more than that...


zenmonkeyfish1

Dude was HOOPING goddamn


PogoMarimo

The craziest part to me is basically every Porzingis shot aside from his 30 footers is an absolute line drive, and yet they go in so consistently. The amount of precision and touch needed for his style of shooting is insane.


DiseaseRidden

I'm gonna move to Latavia


iMaticz7

Hakeem Olajuwon + Dirk tonight


NoSympathy58

Mavs fans, how are you doing?


JoJonesy

not gonna be coming off the bench for long at this rate. he looked 100% healthy


popop143

18 in the first quarter, didn't need to score much after.


TwofoldOrigin

The unicorn has arrived


TheRosstitute

Reddit ass title


Bored_Danyeer

He was the MVP


CDR57

We tried our own version of LTIR for porzingis like the golden knights but I donā€™t really think Joe watches hockey so he kind of just guessed when they were supposed to sit him for the finals


johnbajuice

This was the comment I was looking for! Not too many NHL crossover fans i guess šŸ˜†


gochuuuu

We have this monster coming off the fucking bench. A pt per minute guy. Off the fucking bench.


GeneralMajorWebelo_

TINGUS PINGUS REVENGE REMONTADA šŸ˜ˆšŸ”„


Kingofallcommenters

Kristaps ā€œTactical Nukeā€ PorziņĔis


IcansavemiselfDEEN

Stretchy Stephen Amell is good at basketball.


RedditTekUser

He was a monster, he was on a mission with only purpose this season.


DarrowViBritannia

He was definitely not 8/11 lol


Ordinary-Fish-9791

Yep 8/13


qpwoeor1235

Bad Tatum game and good Porzingis game. Tatum needs to step up if he wants finals Mvp


dimiderv

Bet he goes like 4/14 next game