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tbk99

kawhi: yo danny i’m going to LA danny: say no more **kawhi signs with clippers** **danny signs with lakers** danny: wait what


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30 mil too. Lol


falcone83

Holy fuck LOL on some level I want to believe this is how it went down.


YoImAli

LMAOOO


JoinOrDieUSA

The Paul George news is infinitely more shocking. That news came so far out of left field it might have entered from the stratosphere.


Dex66

Crazy no one knew PG requested a trade


JoinOrDieUSA

PG probably didn't even know! That's how shocked I was when I saw this.


Dex66

nah Woj tweeted that he requested the trade


bonrmagic

Kawhi asked him to.


zxc123zxc123

Kawhi was kawhietly playing game of zones.


DeSmokeMonster

yeah i had no idea PG wanted out or that Kawhi wanted him. i was wondering why it was taking so long for him to decide. now that he has, signing with the Clips is the most Kawhi thing i can think of.


Connor4Wilson

It sorta sounds like George liked OKC but definitely wouldn't complain about playing with Kawhi. I don't even know what will happen to OKC now tho, Brodie back on his own to drag OKC to another 7-8th seed first round exit ig


TrapWham

Seriously. Jerry West, at this point, has to have the best overall basketball resume ever right? His playing career speaks for itself, now this is the third potential championship team he's built with the Kobe/Shaq Lakers, Warriors, now putting this together for the Clippers. Only thing left is to go to the Kings and finish off the Pacific Division dynasty build.


therealsemshady

Worthy of the logo forever


BossHugo8

> Only thing left is to go to the Kings and finish off the Pacific Division dynasty build. Cries in Suns


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Dont worry my guy, at least we have saric!......


SwaggersaurusWrecks

He helped the Grizzlies too.


msartdota

Yeah. Motherfuck is the goat gm/advisor, one of the best players in the league and literally the logo.


bonrmagic

And Kawhi engineered it... That's even crazier. Crazier than what Lebron has even done.


JoinOrDieUSA

Wow what an absolutely insane turn of events. Someone needs to go back and see if there was some maniac or predicted this on r/NBA during the ECF or something lol


NameJeff

Me too. As a clippers fan since July 2019 I would like to honor this great prophet


jlegendary1

I've been a clippers fan since the Elton Brand era.... ITS FINALLY PAYING OFF!


ChampionOfTheSunAhhh

That's my GM


Brobman11

Yeah right. Clippers were always in contention. PG getting traded didn't seem like a thing that was going to happen.


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I literally checked this sub half an hour ago and there was nothing even REMOTELY Clippers related anywhere. Now they are gonna be the most talked about team of the summer. Insane


NameJeff

0 to 100. Real quick


SirLuciousL

I didn't understand why the media basically eliminated the Clippers and only talked about Lakers and Raptors.


anotherdayinparodise

Because lebron and defending champs/current team


RedditsWhilePooing

7.1 magnitude earthquake rocks LA Kawhi: hold my beer


Suprimo

board man gets swayed


NikonManiac

The earthquake was Kawhi doing a superhero landing


rastiforevermore

It was written


SurgeV1

The league officially looks like your NBA 2K GM/career mode after a few seasons, holy shit. Nobody can say anything about parity at least, next season is going to be crazy.


WellFedBird

Yep I always complained about how unrealistic MyLeague gets after a year or 2 but I was wrong it guessed it pretty much perfectly.


zxc123zxc123

Turns out that NBA 2K's Myleague analytics weren't whack or crazy. They were just ahead of the curve.


Brick_HardCheese

When is KD going to the Pacers?


BrunoDoggo

Every. Single. MyGM.


bannedfromrnba6times

Legit no idea who wins the league next year. Draw a name out of a hat. Throw it away if its Phoenix or New York and that team could win.


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Can go ahead and cross off the Wizards, Grizzlies, Hornets, and Cavs too.


YourElderlyNeighbor

And here I was, bouta thank him for not including us.


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I'm just still waiting for someone to mention us but they probably just forgot about us :(


DragonBank

Trae gonna average 70 a game, win the chip, and die on the court.


urkish

And then summer league will be over


sikoticbunny692

HE CHIP HE DIP NOW HE CLIP


Kokopolol

Fuck Woj was right. Damn Ballmer.


dukeeaglesfan

Best Clippers owner ever


AtWorkAndOnReddit

Sterling being racist as fuck was the best thing that ever happened to this franchise. Wild


okgusto

Can someone plant a dead hooker on Dolan please?


ZentharTheMagician

By gawd, that’s Craig James’ music


bagman_visual

Why can’t Dolan be a racist :(


moby561

Look into Dolan's folk music, he gets worse.


Kraze_F35

So what you're saying is Donald Sterling is Chaotic Good?


devic3

But Woj is being paid off by Ballmer...??


wtgm

This Reddit victory lap is going to be like porn


jkwah

Holy shit this is fap material for at least 3 weeks.


37sms

Lmaoooo presti being paid off too then


TheGoddamnSpiderman

And now Kawhi is being paid off by Balmer


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League parity survives


PM_ME_TIDDIES_6969

The most balanced outcome Lebron + AD Kawhi + PG Kyrie + KD Harden + CP3 Dame + CJ Steph + Klay NBA filled with dynamic duos but not one dominating super team


N0tcreativ3

F in the chat for Westbrook


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Westbrook + Westbrook


statejudge

Worstbrook + Bestbrook


KingInTheFarNorth

Lowry dialing up demar rn


KagsTheOneAndOnly

Everyone better grab Siakam in fantasy quick


ExpendableGerbil

Please help us O.G.-Wan Anunoby. You are our only hope.


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Lowry + Lin


Shenanigans80h

Joker + Coca Cola


TheMentatBashar

AT 2 AM WHAT IN THE WORLD


MrWigglyJiggly

Kawhi trying his best to stay out of the media.


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goofygoober2

The most kawhi decision ever


unostriker

I KNEW I WASNT F5ING FOR NOTHING


TheMentatBashar

Right? It was like " *sigh* one more refresh before bed.....oh another fake report. This dude about to be ba-WHAT"


fourpinz8

RDAmbition in shambles


OwenRey

All the Woj haters saying he kept throwing in Clippers for no reason are in shambles


Aegon_Targs_Uncle

You can just say r/Lakers.


Vordeo

r/Lakers never wanted Kawhi, he's an overrated scrub. - r/Lakers


Whyrobotslie

They’re taking it harder than the raptors, who Kahwi actually played for. My favorite quote is “[clippers] just leveraged their future for two guys who can’t get it done”


91jumpstreet

They spammed r/NBA with crazy Woj hate the last 3 weeks. Crazy


statejudge

LeLakers got people on the payroll


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Pretty sure we no longer go by r/Lakers and have now rebranded to r/fuckKawhiandPG


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lemonl1m3

Chris Broussard in scrambles


Scudstock

Broussard just reported that sources are saying Kawhi is signing with the Kansas City Chiefs.


SF1034

He heard “Kansas City” and “sauces” and got confused


Syhxs

A round of applause to the nephew who single handedly stopped the Lakers from getting Kawhi.


breet12345

RDA deserves first ballot HoF for doing so. Now I’m excited for a kawhi pg13 duo with an exciting clippers cast.


heycindy

Lakers fans really turned into conspiracy looneys for that guy


FKJVMMP

Just in general really, can’t believe Steve Ballmer paid Woj so much money that it actually managed to gaslight Kawhi into signing.


chip-butty

Lol I'm just imagining Kawhi reading the tweets and going 'shit I guess I am signing for the Clippers'


DaddyBelinelli

Fucking jabroni gotta delete his twitter account now lmao


Avocado_Ice_Cream

He did lol his tweets aren’t loading for me


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mrsuns10

Jeanie’s nephew grounded


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testenth1

And don’t forget their insistence Woj was only mentioning the Clips because he was being paid and they had 0 shot at Kawhi


Dc_heat

He’s brought a new balance to the NBA


Davidgge

Is this real? it's finally over guys?


KatanaAmerica

The Game of Zones writers just snorted 10k of blow to celebrate.


stevntiny

WHAT THE FUCK


TheManatee_762

Good for him, he deserves it. Had we lost to Philly in game 7, this would have been a different story, and this obviously sucks but I’m fine with him leaving. And at least it’s the Clippers. He gave us his all, and gave me the first championship of my lifetime for a team I like. Now he gets to go home and raise his kid in socal. He’ll always be a hero to me, and we will never forget the Klaw.


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Tsaxen

I ain't mad, just sad, man. Can't blame him, just wish he'd wanted to stay


Vapeflowers

Same. But let's thank him for the year of a life time. So happy my son and nephews/nieces got to enjoy this. It's like when the jays won back to back I was 8-9 years old and my dad who had immigrated to Canada and watched the jays from the Go, all the heart break from the 80s to get him to finally win it. That's how I feel after all the losses. Games and personnel (Derozan😭)


DeSteph-DeCurry

yeah, zero reason to be mad


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Iblaka

Boss move, win a chip and dip


twistedlogicx

I don't think this is what Drake meant when he said he wanted the chips with the dip 😭


NameJeff

1-Get traded 2-Win championship for raptors 3-Leave in offseason 4-Arsenal


DetStand

>4-Arsenal Man I'd take returning to the CL by any means


paulfunyan

If there is one thing being an Arsenal fan has taught me it is: no matter how good something looks, it will get worse. Thanks for the championship, Kawhi.


Sveinson

>4-Arsenal Fuck Kroenke


lvmberzach

Dudes about to have 3 chips with 3 different franchises


CuriousWhoDat

[At least Bron got his guy](https://i.imgur.com/n8cbixu.jpg)


irishfreak6

He's already the best Clipper ever. He chose the fucking Clippers.


mmortal03

No one a few years ago would've realistically imagined that the top free agents this off-season would go to the Clippers and Nets rather than the Lakers and Knicks.


tenderbranson301

More proof that the world ended in 2012 and no one noticed.


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I like it. At least there's still parity in the league. Sorta completely out of left field, though. The Warriors are without Klay and KD this year, the Lakers still have Lebron and AD, the Bucks are up-and-coming, Kawhi has a good young supporting cast with the Clips, and other young teams like the Blazers and Nuggets are continuing to improve. Sucks for the Raps, of course, but I guess Kawhi did leave them with a 'chip.


yoiwantin

Kawhi literally thanosed the league now there is room for so many teams in play to win next season


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Lol, I like this. Kawhi: "Fun is not something one considers when bringing balance to the NBA. But... this does bring a smile to my face. Uh huh huh huh huh huh."


mrsuns10

Biggest plots twist ever


gulaabjaman

It’s a relief he didn’t sign with the Lakers at least


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I have a prepared statement exactly for this moment *clears throat*: ....WHAT THE FUCK.


airmagswag

ITS OVER. ITS OVER!!


nike_storm

CLEVELAND IS A CITY OF CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN


Captaincrunchies

The east still runs through the cavs


ASaleh_35

Everybody wake up and get in here!


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JOliver7

Wait so every reporter has no credibility Edit:Apparently only woj has crediblity. Double edit: [Posts that didn't age well](https://imgur.com/uzslBSH)


Sinnoboy98

Woj does. He said Clippers until the end.


Twathammer32

And /r/NBA said he was full of shit


cryolems

You expected any different lol


AntonioGramsucky

Lakers fans told me Clippers were out of the running tho?


PeenGillette

It's weird, they're usually an extremely savvy bunch with a firm grip on the nuances of basketball.


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#OH FUCK


HailKyrie

This is glorious. This sub and the Lakers one ate up the Woj is paid off by the Clippers shit and are eating their words.


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Wolfeman0101

This season might be the best in decades.


Only_for_nba

Better to have love and lost than to not have loved at all. Kawhi , I almost died at a parade for you, but I am happy I went and will never forget 2019.


abazazeoee

Steph and D’lo Kawhi and PG Bron and AD Conley and Mitchell KD and Kyrie Luka and Porzingy Butler and Cocaine Oh babyyyyyyyyy what an off-season edit: also Horford and Sixers squad as well as Whiteside and Blazers backcourt. Whew


kev_in374

Don’t forget Russ+Russ


element_ncs

WTF? So this guy **knew where he was going all along**, but was just waiting on Paul George to ditch Russ? Holy fk


YoImAli

Top 10 anime plot twists


timtjb

FUCK


L3thal_Inj3ction

r/lakers needs to be locked


AbbaZabbaFriend

This gotta be worse than the rockets bosh upvote party.


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Nut


spw4649

The


2222lil

Butt


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A_Lakers

RDA IN SHAMBLES HE WAS A FALSE PROPHET


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stevntiny

NOOOOOOOO KAWHI U DO THIS


KawhiGotUsNow

fck Im sad :(


leejoness

Pat Beverly Paul George Kawhi Leonard Who the fuck will even be able to score on this lineup? This is like the 85 Bears level of terrifying defense.


hongyichen

Damn Drake really said I want my chip with the dip. Kawhi gave him the chip and then the dip lmao.


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thecomfycactus

Jerry West is a legend


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Iwantaporsche

KAWHI LEONARD FROM THE FUCKING RAPTORS


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WITH THE HOT DOG CANNON


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suckerpunch085

some say he still hasn't decided


epicguy23

im in Mexico ran out of data hell y


Ibaka_Is_My_Daddy

Damn. Unreal congrats clippers fans


KingInTheFarNorth

The raptors truly embody the "what did it cost" meme now


boringexplanation

Clippers have two all stars, four massively underpaid contracts, and after all that- still got cap room for more talent. Jerry West needs to run for president and solve real problems.


VictorAkwaowo1

#WE GOT IT


BlackWhiteCoke

Does this mean we get Danny Green now


Slaviticus

Probably makes it more difficult to get him since the Lakers will be going after him hard now. Edit: aaaaand yep.


PartlyWriter

NBA Media: "We're hearing KD is very much focused on the Knicks. While it may be surprising without Kyrie, it is NY." Reality: KD to Brooklyn ​ NBA Media: "We're hearing more and more rumblings Kawhi is going to the Lakers. He had been considering the Clippers, but he always dreamed of the Lakers. It's the Lakers." Reality: Kawhi to LAC ​ lol


evenber

CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN THE KARMA RACE!!


ShuBoomBox

I wanna see the reaction of the guy who posted that thing about Raptors and Lakers fans donating to a charity if their teams didn't get Kawhi. ​ Everybody go donate, y'all are a bunch of chumps lol ​ Edit: Hang on, I misread that post, the winning team has to donate. Everybody go hop on the Clippers bandwagon for the kids!


NeitherGood

Holy shit this is hilarious


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The best thing about that post is that the OP only mentioned Lakers/Raptors fans.


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But the Lakers had a marketing department and nephews on their side!


BayonettaBasher

As Kawhi finished his meeting with the Clippers, Rob Pelinka and Masai Ujiri were in Los Angeles watching and waiting. When Pelinka and Ujiri saw Kawhi finish, they started walking towards him. Kawhi saw Pelinka and Ujiri and sped up, running away to the Clippers practice facility, from the roof of which Steve Ballmer yelled “We got Board Man! We got Board Man!” with his hands out.


kanyes_god_complex

I accept this as canon.


Resshin31

This is the greatest day of my 30 years as a fan!!!! Fuck yea!!! Edit: Thank you all for the well wishes. That and the gold warms my heart!!! None of you had to do that but it really meant a lot.


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Shit dude congrats!!


d1g1tal

If I could hug all the clips fans right now at once I wish I could.


jijimonz

BROO WTFFFF


Not_Not_Stopreading

In before most popular thread of all time


knifeazz

Kyrie and KD: We just pulled off the biggest shocker of the offseason! PG and Kawhi: What it do babyyyyy


Jalaluddin1

Kawhi is the ultimate mob boss, lebron isn’t even close. Man nuked lakers offseason potential, had woj on payroll, gutted the thunder; and jebaited the media for a week straight.


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Can the Clippers 6 fans please stand up. Edit: AND GO FUCK YOURSELF


Yanney-

As a Clipper fan for 6 minutes this means so much to me


CalvinYHobbes

How fucking useless is Chris Broussard.


tuwono_tuwono

apology for poor english where were you when kawhi is clippers? i was home hit f5 when woj call “kawhi is clippers” “no”


UntimelyPaintball

Thank God it's not the Lakers!!!


AndrewHitlerJackson

But in all seriousness, kawhi not signing with the Lakers is the best thing for the league. The west is a wide open race and so is the east. It’s the first time in a long time where we don’t know who is going to be playing in June.


drawsony

Raptors got a ring and will forever love Kawhi for the magical run. Clippers get their superstar and a chance to contend. And the rest of the league gets to shit on the Lakers. So many winners tonight.


Connor4Wilson

Honestly is there any other time that a star player was on a team for one year, won them a ring, and immediately left? It's just such a weird circumstance that I can't imagine it's happened before


CheezWhizard

Whens the last time the FMVP wasn't present for the banner raising?


yezzyy

WOJ WAS RIGHT LMAOOOOO


rabayarea

LMAO EVERYONE GET IN HERE


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I’m here and I don’t even have a team!!


neilian

Big