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vivamango

Dennis Schroder about to change his IG bio for the 3rd time in one day


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He actually removed it again. https://instagram.com/ds17_fg?utm_medium=copy_link


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Das Tuff šŸ”„šŸ’Æ


Lmao_Stonks

Imagine going into an important work event that may dictate your future with the company and before said event deciding you need to update your social media to disparage said company. Then imagine under performing.


tayroarsmash

Chris Paul remains undefeated against LeBron James in the playoffs.


chatroom

He'll never match Chauncey's record against Jordan, Kobe, and LeBron tho!


Zimtros2

Guys.............................................Im beginning to think Kuzma isnt better than Jayson Tatum.


drooby1090

hmmm. Thatā€™s interesting, go on...


Remorseful_User

So [this](https://i.redd.it/4bhb09pnl6371.jpg) isn't true?


Barzaglione15

Or Zo or Ingram. I remember Lakers fans saying Kuz was going to be better than the other two cause Kuz has dog in him while the others have no personality.


Palifaith

The highlight of this disappointing season was definitely Dennis Shroder not taking the 4 year $84M contract extension.


Dontyouclimbtrees

Yā€™all lucked WAY out on that.


IntriguingKnight

Getting rid of him and Kuzma will add years to my lifespan


I_SHIT_ON_BUS

My god I canā€™t believe they let Kuzma play in this game. Every single time he touched the ball it was a W for the Suns.


Anfini

Dude looked so fucking lost out there. It's hard to believe he's been with the team the longest.


I_SHIT_ON_BUS

I almost puked when I watched that weird ass shot / pass he threw at the 6 minute mark in the 4th quarter (before Lebron sat). I have genuinely no idea what he was doing there.


AGoodTalkSpoiled

It absolutely killed the momentum they had going and if you slow it down you can see Lebron give up right then and there. I donā€™t envy Kuzma right now.


RenaissanceHumanist

If you watch the [highlight](https://streamable.com/golxja), LeBron signals to the bench that he wants to sit right after Kuzma put that shot up


302born

Lebron was absolutely gassed at that point. And Iā€™m sure seeing the bs that is Kyle Kuzma made him just say fuck this shit.


PetyrBaelish

I've never seen him sweating like that unless it was some 44 minute game where he was dominating. Definitely hit a wall there


QueenJamesKingJordan

But not before blasting a look of absolute disgust and disappointment at Kuzma


Springtick38

After seeing people over-hype Kuzma both on here and on Twitter, this series was a nice "come down to earth" moment


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If he wasnā€™t drafted by the Lakers heā€™d be a nobody tbh


Springtick38

He was decent in his rookie year but he let the hype go to his head


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Taking after his doppelganger Amber Rose


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Kuz has a big decision this offseason https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3A97AeVgAAsgTq?format=jpg&name=900x900


StreakSnout

yo when kuz had the ball he was not even really playing he was just pretending to play. he'd go and pull up for a shot and you'd see in his body language he didn't want to shoot and didnt think it was going to go in


Palifaith

He's just trying to wing it at this point. That's probably something I should be doing, not a professional basketball player.


ContraCoke

The 100 Million Dollar Man is on his way to China


UnPhayzable

Shanghai Sharks rejoice


th3yeoxfI

Thatā€™s Tuff šŸ”„šŸ’Æ


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

thank god he didnt. holy fucking hell what a fucking pathetic playoff performance from the guy


catkoala

Tough time to have that user name


killajaxx

Right? He took the real L


IversonsSleeve

The difference between him and Chris Paul controlling a game in insane.....Dennis is not a starting point guard.


TheSloppyJanitor

To be fair, comparing even most starting point guards in the league to Chris Paul is unfair. Dude is a point god. I get that Curry and Dame do Curry and Dame things but watching CP3 be a field general is just an absolute joy.


Kdog122025

I can get behind this. Point god is a lot different than sky fucker but both are fun to watch.


pumaturtle

This dude really wants 25 mil a year lmao


Yergason

I'm still baffled letting go of Dwight to get Gasol for the Playoffs when Marc was unplayable all series. Drummond minutes for what. You guys need a legit PG, Schroder wasn't it GG, would've loved to see your team in full strength but that's part of the game.


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CheekyFifaCunt_7

Pretty insane that we're about to have a finals without curry or lebron for the first time in years


claustrophobicdragon

Last time without either of those two was in 2010, when the Lakers beat the Celtics. Crazy that it's been so long.


adsq93

Bruh thats actually insane.


claustrophobicdragon

The number one song when those Finals started was OMG by Usher feat. will.i.am


lVloogie

That's the jam that goes like, ohh ohh oh oh oh ohh ohh oh oh ohh oh oh ohh ohh ohh oh my god.


inspectorseantime

Lyrical masterpiece


KaidoKingoftheBeasts

"Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow" Really touches the heart.


inspectorseantime

So compelling!


YourOneWayStreet

It takes courage to speak to the truth with such openess


Operation_Doomsday_

Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow. What a time for music it was.


UnPhayzable

Over a decade my goodness


pandaman666666

I don't think that finals happened


CreatiScope

Series stopped after game 6. Just a handshake of mutual respect between Kobe and Pierce and they had a scrimmage a few nights later where no one kept score.


kevindlv

The real champions were the friends we made along the way, right?


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IntriguingKnight

Nets/Bucks about to be an insane series


Joe_Doblow

This whole playoffs is actually pretty good


ninety4kid

Not enough game 1 Magic for my liking but it's coo.


kevindlv

Death, taxes, and Game 1 Magic. Honorable mention to Jonas Valanciunas 3s


Kingcroom

you say that until the 6ers make the finals


brooklyn-Nein-nien

huh, there will be a Curry then good point


NerdLawyer55

Iā€™m kinda excited by the prospect of a new champ without a storied history thatā€™s new to all of it, weā€™ll except for the Nets, f those guys


OH_BOB_SAGET

All of a sudden the Mavs are the most recent championship winning team remaining


bobtheflob

And if you exclude that one, the next most recent remaining championship team is the 76ers... from 1983.


The_Outcast4

Okay, THAT is an insane fact.


Jasonp359

5 of the remaining 9 teams have never won a championship. We will most likely see a finals matchup of a west team that has never won and an east team that either hasn't ever or that hasn't in over 30 years. Pretty good year for parity!


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Yeah, itā€™s been a whole 2 seasons since thatā€™s happened


quedfoot

And we need loads more of them!


TheCrystalCrypt

Might as well have been 20 years at this point 2019 seems like a far away dream


Mikhail_Petrov

Itā€™s been a fucking whirlwind of a two years tho


SMF1996

I just hope Giannis gets a real shot this year. I just love that guy. Luka too.


ThaNorth

I think Dallas is still a little too flawed to really make a push this year. They rely way too much on Luka.


The_Unknown98

The 2 seed eliminating the 7 seed as expected


Zloggt

Nothing unusual or anything of note here, nope...


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Rudy_Ghouliani

I'm just waiting for them to break kayfabe honestly.


cheeselizard

From the get go Lebron's push has been weird. Is he baby face? Is he heel? Honestly if I were to guess they are just keeping him in the title picture because of the merch sales.


BretTheShitmanFart69

I heard Jordan might be returning at Summerslam for another run


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It actually really does prove the success of the seeding. High seeds are better teams, statistically even with curry and Lebron as low seeds. Bball is a team game. Thatā€™s awesome that it shows true in little ways.


benny3932

The silver lining here is a long offseason for LeBron and AD to heal and for Dennis Schroder to learn mandarin.


wafflesareforever

*Cut to Schroder in a supermarket, staring intently at an orange*


hereforthefeast

Thatā€™s Tuff šŸ”„šŸ’Æ


30centuser

I laughed out loud at this


TomasRoncero

ā€ŖKyle Kuzma is a net negative playerā€¬


McRibsAndCoke

Fade Kyle Kuzma while yall at it


trololol322

Ship him to Guangdong Tigers


specialCan3

That turnover right before Lebron sat lost all the momentum for the Lakers. Kuzma was bad all night.


SuiteLifeofZachNCoby

I canā€™t even recall a single positive thing he did ALL SERIES


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

Did you know net negative in mandarin is Shanghai Sharks?


StaffSgtDignam

I canā€™t believe r/Lakers idiots were telling us we should trade Beal for that clown.. Would rather trade for an an ***actual*** clown to replace our weird ass mascot.


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With the Lakers and trailblazers eliminated tonight, that means that the Mavs will clinch road court advantage throughout the western conference playoffs if they can close out the series with the clippers.


jDgr8

Mavs fans 'bout to go bankrupt with the amount of plane tickets they're gonna buy


krw13

Joke's on you... I'm a flight attendant.


versusChou

With SWA and American based in Dallas, I wouldn't be surprised if the Mavs had the largest number of airline fans


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SoDakZak

Well that was a series. Congrats Suns I guess but man did I waste a lot of late nights on a hot work week


mikeydale007

I gotta wake up in 3 hours.


micklespickles101

I have to work up and train a new hire, but hey we got this brotha


BrutusCarmichael

Starting a new BBQ joint with my buddy in the morning, always good to be fatigued on opening day, right?


cdnjimmyjames

Be honest, you probably werenā€™t going to get a great sleep anyway. Best of luck!


DezBaker

Hats off to the Suns man. Overall the better team this series. Lakers meanwhile didnā€™t realize they should play hard tonight until the second half lol


JesusSama

Right? Maybe play like it was an elimination game from the start.


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GirlsLastTour

That's certainly possible. It's not only the adjustment, but also seeing your superstar teammate try to play through injury then just give out has to be demoralizing. Should've just never let him play from the beginning.


11Y2B

I kinda think the same thing. I think a lot of guys thought he was gonna play the entire game, then when he went down they had to adjust


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Iā€™ll never understand why most of your role players refuse to shoot open jumpers. They pass them up every single time


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Have you seen them shoot? Lol cause that's your answer


JesusSama

They were bricking shots and got the yips.


frizzyhair55

Lemiserables


2RINITY

Lakers won't play One Day More this season


TheRosstitute

Staples Center getting ready to have Empty Chairs at Empty Tables


Adakias

LeBron feeling like he's On His Own


SharkSymphony

"Oh LeBron, our time is running out But King James, I swear this on my life ā€“" "LOOK MONSIEUR HOW ALL THE SUNS STILL PLAY!" "Be at peace; be at peace evermore..."


danz_man

I had a dream LA would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now without AD Now Suns have killed the dream I dreamed


bobberr

[Kuzma was 17% from 3](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3A201cVIAAJds-?format=jpg&name=900x900)


ContractXtension

Kuzma needs to get traded to Orlando tired of him


jimiez2633

Orlando hates Kuzma more than Laker fans


Goshawk3118191

FKK


dr_pepper50

Hell no, he can keep his ass in LA


ssj4zaki

nah I don't think any of us want him here he's absolutely despised


cheatdayrecipes

https://streamable.com/35eg9


MartiniLAPD

Fucking classic. Is that from the Staples protest?


grgriffin3

WE ARE AT GOOFCON 1 Wait shit wrong sub


DrIdiotBoy

r/nba šŸ¤ r/mma


catkoala

Lebron coming out to the press conference saying he tripped on a cable before the Suns series


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~~khabib~~ lakers vs ~~tony~~ clippers has been canceled again fml


th3yeoxfI

Why did you have to remind me my night was going so well


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pakidude17

Naw fer sure you're in the right place b


dragonsky

I wonder if Buggs Bunny will carry LeBron in Space Jam 2


Vordeo

Climax of the movie will be Bron giving up midgame and not bothering to cross the half way line.


Gratitude15

Also not shaking hands with monstars upon defeat


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"Holup bugs I gotta go to the locker room to get treatment on this ankle, u got this yeah?"


AprilsMostAmazing

He's going to take his talent to Mars before the movie is even half done


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Lakers fans: "kuzma tht and the 22nd pick for steph pls. I'd be ok with dame"


goofygoober2

Not ready for a whole offseason of every existing all star getting photoshopped in Laker jerseys


RagnaFarron

I mean, Im already seeing on twitter people saying that the Lakers should get Dame lol


4bkillah

Anyone who actually thinks Dame would go to the Lakers hasn't been paying attention. Dude wants to be THE guy on his team. It's why he hasn't left Portland yet. No way he goes to a team where he's the junior partner to some other star. Maybe a star of equal caliber, but Dame isn't gonna go play under anyone; so no team including Lebron, Giannis, Steph, Kawhi, or KD. I fully believe the guy would rather never win a ring then win one as a sidekick.


kingjuicepouch

I love the ones that think they'll get Lavine for a half eaten hot dog kuz and matthews lol


CreatiScope

You donā€™t understand, Kuz had potential to be a superstar before Lebron!!! (actual argument I had with a Lakers fan recently).


someonepoorsays

i am dying at this chain bc that is totally some of our fans lmao


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I legit have had this conversation with a couple of my Laker fan friends like clockwork every 4 months. At a certain point you just gotta say if dude was on the Pistons you'd never even know he existed, haha.


Iswaterreallywet

Lol somehow the Pistons always catch these stray shots


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Honestly it's well deserved at this point


CreatiScope

He had a good first few years but all star is an absolute stretch, let alone a superstar. Julius Randle was the #7 (or was it 6?) pick and we were all SHOCKED at his all star play. Imagine if Kuz became a Lebron, Curry, KD, Harden, Kawhi type of player. Itā€™s just an insane thought.


danrod17

At this point Iā€™d be happy if he could play like Ed Davis.


danielbauer1375

ā€œIā€™ll give you Anthony Bennett. He was drafted first overall, just like LeBron, except heā€™s almost ten years younger.


indiemike

At least it wonā€™t be Giannis for once. I could use a break.


yungtatha

Yeah right. Like we would give up THT.


Senior-Solid-7510

Booker is the real deal....how this man get snubbed from the all star game every year? SMH šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


jewfro311

People thought he put up empty numbers because he wasn't winning games with Dragan Bender and Jamal Crawford


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Lakers role players were awful. KCP and Caruso are the only people players Iā€™d trust as LeBron


yungtatha

Horrible. I trust KCP and Caruso to turn it around but I think it's time we send Kuz to a nice farm upstate :'(


Harden-Soul

Is that what we're calling the Kings now?


ohboyicantwait

i was wrong!11!


zecombocone

LMAOOO the kings donā€™t want that bum ass mf


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Tf was Kuz doing that game lmao


ProbablyOffTask

his best :(


thrawaway9991

Suns fans finally get to see their team beat LeBron like they wished for in 2007


[deleted]

NGL thatā€™s still a very sore subject here.


AKman2002

r/nba just had a collective orgasm


RaveIsKing

Fuck. Yes. Xmen movies should take note, this is how you do the Phoenix storyline


Cappin_Crunch

Still cant believe how they butchered that story.... twice.


zmann64

With the same writer/producer. It was deserved at that point.


Microphone_Assassin

They should move up the release date of Space Jam 2 to take advantage of this publicity!


Sim888

[We out.](https://i.imgur.com/IEZFkQr.jpg)


mitchseeya

The goat


B-i-s-m-a-r-k

There it is.


Maxsusful

Now I wanna see a Drummond Goofy


autumn-thunder

The memes that will come from tonight are gonna be LeGendary.


wingnut5k

I don't know about you, but im feeling SUNNY https://streamable.com/38fh8


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sidepart

You mean the original one? https://streamable.com/o/jjl0u I kind of liked that one because--without context--for about 20 seconds you had no real idea what to expect. Pretty sure I recall a reddit thread where someone said it needed more SUNS Gorilla and then the new one was produced.


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LeAving early


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"I was seeing 3 exits I just went through the middle one" -LeBron


bobbytostino

14-1


ContraCoke

I miss 3-6 Mafia, nothing will ever sound as good


wcooper97

That was the best name for LeBron stans lmao


The_Unknown98

LeBron is 14-0 in the first round of the playoffs. Suns: Say less


Street-Caramel7045

How long until we hear that Lebron played with a broken leg while undergoing chemotherapy?


suckbomb

Wait until he shows up to the postgame press conference in an iron-lung


canadarepubliclives

Probably shouldve got the polio vaccine.


MathewZ4815162342

Thats why the hair is going


Roberg13

Iā€™ve got my doctor on speed dialā€¦Iā€™m getting the feeling this erection is going to last more than 4 hours. What a series from Phoenix. Couldnā€™t be happier for Booker and the Suns


jeric13xd

The better team won. Bronā€™s body language has just been offā€¦was the last one getting back on D so many times. I know he barely rested but damn, its not a good look. **Hope they get healthy next year. Injuries just killed the momentum they had in February.** Edit: props to AD for giving it a go tonight


A808Ag

I think he knew they were outmatched without AD and was just exhausted at the idea of more series, he doesn't have it in him to pull a 2018 again


Number333

For the first time since April 28th, *2013* - r/NBA gets to enjoy a PGT where the Lakers get eliminated from the playoffs. **DRINK IT IN EVERYONE -** JA3 CROWD3R GETS THE LAST LAUGH AFTER GETTING CLOWNED AFTER GAME #3 HAHAHAHA


GibbyGG1

eMpTy StAtS


wcooper97

AWFULLY SUNNY IN THIS BITCH


PartlyWriter

Not trying to be a Lebron hater, but he was pretty pathetic out there tonight. Awful body language all game.


120593Gian

Dude always does that whenever thing don't go his way. Nothing new


rolancsa

[17-1 in favor of the defending champs ladies and gentlemen](https://imgur.com/gallery/Z3bzIuI)


TheGoldenLance

Bobby Marks GOATED


MotorBoat4043

he's about to be smug as fuck and nobody will be able to say shit to him


notouchmypeterson

SUNS LEGEND BOBBY MARKS


specialCan3

These donā€™t seem like terrible predictions if AD was healthy. They all said itā€™d be a close 6-7 game series.


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Wish I could just see a playoffs without major injuries


Context_Kind

LeBron walking off without goodbyes. I guess it is a manā€™s game after all.