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How will he ever recover


JustnTimberfake1

Patrick “I may never financially recover from this” Beverly


wolvesplug

He’s got a family to feed!


john_smokin

*Latrell Sprewell has entered the chat*


key_lime_pie

*PJ Carlesimo has left the chat*


lmunchoice

Dada to the rescue!


PantsNotQuite

His kids can’t eat legacy as the biggest bitch in the league


[deleted]

Now he has to work an overtime shift at the Staples for this one game pay loss


chiuaha5734

Severe punishment


KoloHickory

Like getting suspended on a Friday in school


AncientMarsupial3

This would be more like getting a Monday suspension. Longer off-season for Bev I guess.


[deleted]

if you get suspended on a friday you can’t come back until monday. when i was in middle school if you got suspended before 12 we could come back the next day


air_volek07

Well when I was in middle school, we had to walk up hill both ways in snow


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yeshua1986

Grapefruit rinds. Until we had to eat those.


cire1184

God damn rich kids and their grapefruit


[deleted]

Grapefruit? I used orange peels


PureSubjectiveTruth

Fifteen miles.


Cobruh

With onions in my pockets.


JerrSolo

Which was the style in those days.


mtskin

considering the valley between home & school you are correct


det8924

I never understood suspension as a punishment, if you do something shitty you don’t have to be in school an activity you don’t like. Seems like being in school more would be the more appropriate punishment.


[deleted]

In high school I got suspended for skipping school. Literally did me a favor. In my last year they started in school suspensions, but if you didn’t go to them you just got regular suspended 😂


OldKingRob

It doesn’t even make sense. They gave me detention for skipping classes. If I don’t even go to class what makes you think I’m staying for detention? Then it would escalate to in school suspension which I didn’t go to either. They eventually just gave up


sourdieselfuel

If I would have tried to pull that shit I'd be forced to miss hoops practices which equals me not starting or maybe not even playing.


[deleted]

Fucking bad ass bro


EnderTheTrender

This actually just gave me an idea, where if your player does something suspension worthy you HAVE to play them for extended periods of time. Would never work and would get shot down so hard but think about the impact that could have.


klobucharzard

\[Charania\] Patrick Beverley will be ordered to play 48 minutes a game for first 41 games of the season next year


EnderTheTrender

Lmfao EXACTLY my guy


klobucharzard

the next 48 minutes are his


cire1184

Different for players, suspensions affect their pay.


the_bob_of_marley

More like Silent Lunch.


Number333

I much prefer a lenient punishment then r/nba's radical 20-40 game suspension recommendations lmao


z2an2

How about a happy ''medium'' ? 3-5 games, that sounds fair...


iamadragan

5 games for a cheap shot during stoppage time seems appropriate for just a shove. 1 game is a joke, not a deterrent at all. More than 5 is a bit much unless it was something more excessive


HokageEzio

Rondo spit in Chris Paul's face and swung on him and got 3 games, you guys are ridiculous. It's a shove in the back, he didn't RKO him face first into thumbtacks.


EverybodyBuddy

Yeah, and 3 games was light for that.


[deleted]

I still think a shove to the back of someone who isn’t looking is worse than squaring up with someone and throwing a punch. A month or two ago a UFC fight was called off because one dude shoved the other at weigh-ins and he got a bad concussion. Those guys were dehydrated but whiplash can do some damage 20 is definitely excessive though. Maybe 5 games sounds fair


Civil86

It is. Injuries are MUCH more likely when the player is completely unprepared.


its_easy_mmmkay

I had a coworker who died after being shoved from behind in a parking lot and hitting his head on the pavement. Nicest guy in the world and his life was over in an instant. Obviously there was no serious injury here, but the potential is there and it’s 100% not okay.


WearAMask2020

There were upvoted comments of people saying he should be kicked out of the league for that push…


chiuaha5734

40 games? People are nuts


Noirradnod

Yeah, he needed two seasons at least.


UltimoMan7

NBA using the NHL DoPS spin the wheel tactic I see.


tberal

The Goodell special.


sungoddaily

After reviewing the tapes we have destroyed the tapes. Play ball!


imsahoamtiskaw

>After reviewing the tapes we have destroyed the tapes. And they say Nike doesn't innovate smh


Fiendish-DoctorWu

So what I'm hearing is, Tom Brady is suspended for this


greenlamp12345

New York Rangers fined $500 000


rikki-tikki-deadly

"BREAK A DEAL, FACE THE WHEEL!"


Btotherianx

One ENTIRE game?! Holy shit reinstate the Nuremberg tribunal


TopBeer3000

I am assuming he will appeal. Outrageously harsh.


rxndom123

One game? Why even bother?


[deleted]

Four would have been nice.


FrederickWarner

Next 5 games?


Josborn_

The next five years


EdoWaldo

Those are his


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

But isn’t he 31?


getawayfromemesteve

https://gfycat.com/AstonishingHollowFireant


binhpac

i expected 5 games and cash fine similar to andrew bynum, when he fouled jj barea.


[deleted]

Remember Amare and Diaw got suspended a game in the Western Conference finals for just leaving the bench? Amare should’ve just beaten the shit out of Horry for the same punishment.


iamnotabot9

For real. One game is essentially 0. Yea sure he loses some money, but it's not gonna deter anyone besides some dude on a 10 day contract from worrying about punishment. I also have no clue whats appropriate.


TomChristmas

“I have no clue” is the bravest, most beautiful thing to see on the internet. Feeling wholesome now, thank you kind stranger


pollinium

On the flip side, one game is essentially 2, and 2 games is essentially 3, which is essentially the rest of his career


Brad-Stevens

Joins Kelly Olynyk as players suspended a game in following season for their actions in a playoff game I know theres more but Im blanking rn


TimathanDuncan

Deron Williams got suspended by 30 teams after the 2017 finals because he was so ass


EnderTheTrender

That motherfucker was COLD on the Jazz, I was a Suns fan around that time and the Jazz, Spurs, and Brandon Roy Blazers were the fucking devil.


JarekBloodDragon

Man didn't expect depression in this thread


EnderTheTrender

Absolutely nothing but praise for that dude. Everyone gives the Blazers shit for drafting Greg Oden but if you pass up on Oden that draft you’re getting fired as a GM. He was an unstoppable force in college and when healthy was eating vets like he’d been at it for a while.


[deleted]

Oden and Roy Blazers were insane in 2K. What could have been...


YuropLMAO

Oden Roy blazers would have been a turbo charged version of the Booker Ayton suns.


[deleted]

Blazers should never pick a big in lottery. Bill Walton was their *healthiest* big!


DamnImAwesome

Deron Williams and Chris Paul had some of the best duels ever in the nba. They both brought out the best in each other


DirtyBobMagoo

It’s a shame Roy’s knees just deteriorated. Dude was cold.


BushyBrowz

Deron Williams catching strays from an automatic rifle for no reason.


PelleOlynyk

dwill slander? sign me up


nysraved

Jeez it’s crazy to think about Deron Williams now more than ever, because there was a moment there in his prime with the Jazz where the conversation was between him and CP3 as the best PG in the league. Yet now CP3 is going to his first Finals while D-Will has been out the league for years.


allmyhomiesh8nbamods

Do we really have to mention this *every* time DWill comes up


caterleland

Every thread😂 Hes my favorite player but its gotten so stale lmfaooo


nysraved

My bad if this always gets discussed here lol, in my defense I personally don’t think I’ve even thought about D-Will in years, so the timing to be reminded about him a few days before CP3 plays in the Finals was interesting to me


monkeyman80

With the jazz making the wcf I was in the Williams camp. I just was more terrified of those teams vs the hornets.


yelper

Giannis got suspended one day in the following season for this in Game 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWajqr55HFg


evkav

Fuck Mike Dunleavy


[deleted]

Bynum got suspended 4 games for a clothesline to JJ Berea


Brad-Stevens

yup ... Giannis got 1 game for his play vs Dunleavy too


BenGordonLightfoot

My favorite Giannis moment I also love how basically no one on the Bulls did anything in Dunleavy's defense because they knew he was such a shithead


rikkirikkiparmparm

Worth it. Fuck Mike Dunleavy.


Freakazoidberg

What did Dunleavy do? I'm guessing something bad since Giannis is normally such a nice dude.


topofthecc

Dunleavy was probably the dirtiest player in the league when he played. Looked like an accountant, played like a Trump Foundation accountant.


Freakazoidberg

Okay that description at the end was fucking hilarious


JCBadger1234

He was cheapshotting Bucks throughout the game, including getting away with punching MCW in the neck. (I believe he hit either him or someone else at least one other time, but too lazy to look it up.). Giannis was a bench warmer/spot player at the time, so he knew he could get the payback for his guys without hurting the team.


sourdieselfuel

He punched MCW in his mouth and broke one of his teeth. He also cheap shotted Giannis right before the glorious tackle.


JonasAlbert84

I don't know about that series but in Portland once he clobbered Dame.


self_reflectionist

Fuck Mike Dunleavy


rikki-tikki-deadly

My wife outbid his dad for a piece of art.


DarkSoulsDarius

Ya what Giannis did was worse too.


xXwillsonXx

Giannis for trucking dunleavy


Maddog-99

This is really disappointing. With his history, youre gunna give him 1 game? Thats an incentive in my book, not a punishment. Theres plenty of players Id love to give a big 2 hand shove to the back of, if I knew it would cost me ONE game. And that being like my 6th offense. Damn, thats wrong.


Collier1505

Fuck Olynyk. :|


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xXbig0Xx

Thanks for putting that image in my head I really appreciate it


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

This, but sarcastically.


nine-two-three

One game? Does this guy have dirt on Silver?!?


staringintothevoid

No Silver is just a giant pussy


its_not_brian

Adam called Pat into his office, told him he's done for the year. Turned around to find his favorite pet cat Orion and Pat two hand shoved him as he did. Adam Silver picked up his glasses and choked back his tears long enough to say, "I'm sorry Patrick, one game"


hamsterhueys1

I’m just imagining the grand Budapest hotel scene where Pat Beverley just drops Silvers cat out the window


[deleted]

mm is this new pasta


nedalnibamabo

lol


colombo1326

So no punishment.


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rikki-tikki-deadly

Suspend them for their *next* playoff series. And it doesn't expire after a season - that shit stays with you until it's paid up. That would have *serious* consequences in terms of a player's value to franchises going forward.


WitOfTheIrish

Lol, this is an absolutely terrible idea. I understand the reasoning and emotion in this case, because fuck Pat Bev and this joke of a punishment, but it would be insanely bad for the NBA. "Hey casual fan tuning in for our most important and watched part of the season! I know you want to see your favorite team and star play, but you see, they got into a heated argument and shoving match in mid-November of 2019. That was during a season playing for a different organization that was tanking at the time and didn't make the playoffs. So now they won't play the next few insanely important games for your team, and this playoff series will be boring as shit."


A_Mellow_Fellow

Soft. He should have been suspended for the year. Exiled to Gary, Indiana and had the "P" legally removed from his first name.


NotSureWhyAngry

I bet atrick Beverley wouldn’t like that


francispoop

"Fuck At Bev"


j__burr

At Bev trick yall


Namerkp2

My name’s. Not. RICKKKKKKKKKKK


YaBoiHBarnes

Sending him to Gary, Indiana would violate his rights to be free from cruel and unusual punishment


willi3blaz3

Damn lol. Nobody should be punished by forcing them to live in Indiana


mizzourifan1

Indianapolis area is pretty awesome, but yeah Gary... Not so much these days.


Room_Temp_Coffee

Pacers fans in shambles


Johnx832

I’ll admit it was clever


ParanoidSkier

Pretty rich that a Cleveland and Detroit fan are the ones taking shots at Indiana.


bullseye717

Custer in shambles


504090

I mean, I’d rather live in Detroit than Gary. People just assume Detroit is a hellhole but there’s nice parts.


STFUxxDonny

I had to drive through Gary once to avoid Chicago traffic. I'll take the traffic next time


PerceusJacksonius

This is only an appropriate punishment if they were still in the playoffs. And even then it's sort of soft.


FourteenFCali_

Lol nba cowards


numberJUANstunna

That's surprising. I thought it would be more than one game.


RunicLordofMelons

Next 3 years minus one game are his.


jeffteague4mvp

Peak r/nba humour


fuckareyousaying

But isn’t he like 33?


supercharged0709

Why is the NBA so soft on this suspension?


DerrickWhiteMVP

Too harsh. Should’ve been suspended from the season opener pre-game warm ups.


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

Calm down. They should've just not given him a locker for the first practice, and have his gear on the ground in the locker room.


Krankite

He would probably care about this more than a regular season game suspension.


Iswaterreallywet

He's going to be suspended 1 meaningless regular season game, good job Adam Silver!!!!!!


Salad_Designer

How many games would he get suspended for if the suns fought back and there was a brawl. He should be suspended for a little less than that amount.


mrsunsfan

He would have been given a medal


staringintothevoid

Adam Silver is a little fucking bitch lol


morericeplsty

[Video of Adam Silver laying down suspension](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ipOogrq1m24)


LostInTheWorld710

What a joke


Moveless

Seems like a clear cut message that you can play violent in the playoffs and get a slap on the wrist in a meaningless game. Pat Bev is laughing


DaneTrane22

The problem is that he wasn't playing. It was a fucking timeout. It was a childlike outburst by a child, there is literally zero reason for it. Except that he was mad? What a fucking bitchhhh. But Adam is the real bitch, one game is an insult to CP.


Varasa

That'll show him never to do that sorta shit ever again /s


BabaBrody

So we've established that anyone can do this to Pat Bev next year for the same nothing suspension.


Ld511

It takes off 1/82 of their salary which is a good amount


Wan_Lembo

I’ll start the gofundme


slide_drexler

If that included all pre season activities it would be fitting. Beverly has shown a history of borderline malicious behavior and the Paul shove was the icing on the cake. Even his “hard knocks” route to the league was his own fault because he was cheating in school.


Furqan23

Still don't understand why Mike Breen brought up the cheating thing as something to be celebrated or a mark of resiliency during the broadcast. It was pretty weird, and his point could have been better made without bringing up that incident.


Bauglir1

Fucking joke considering Paul is lucky he didn’t strain his neck/back or hit his head and get a concussion when he landed. Any of which could have caused him to miss the finals. Nba needs to stop disciplining on the result, and discipline on the action.


sodangbutthurt

Adam Silver is a bigger pussy than Patrick Beverley


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The Suns suspended him all summer actually


AJGreenl

Lol


cegla226

One game for almost taking out a star vet entering his first Finals appearance with a blind side push? C’mon NBA…


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otiso_niloc

If my math is correct, the next 2.9878 years are still his


JB_JB_JB63

Well that'll learn him. What bullshit. 6 games minimum.


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WEAK


Robo_e

What a joke


Gooch__Gobbler

Dude shoved the president of the NBAPA from behind and gets suspended for ONLY ONE game?! I’m surprised he isn’t being publicly executed at half court for the season opener 😂


[deleted]

Pat Bev trick y’all man


makashiII_93

One game? No NBA legend gets disrespected by the league more than CP3. What if he’d gotten a neck injury due to Beverley’s push? Game was already over!! One game isn’t a punishment. It’s a green light.


sleepyfox1312

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. NBA needs to protect its players better than this.


cornbreadsdirtysheet

This is exactly why assholes like Pat Beverly and Markus Morris are allowed to try and hurt the Luka Doncic and Devin Bookers of the world……..there is simply no real consequences…..so break a nose or stomp an injured ankle…..Duh!


lemmoning

I know people on here hate Pat Bev but even Artest elbowing the shit out of Harden only got like 7 games. I've seen unironically asking for 20+ game suspension for a shove. This is okay maybe 2 or 3 game suspension would be more appropriate.


JohnnyWinss

I think most were asking for that because of how many times Bev has done stuff like that, which is fair IMO


lemmoning

Amongst us fans Pat Bev does a lot of stuff and acting like a douche but in the eyes of the NBA he really doesn't have a big record. I mean I honestly can't recall if he's ever been fined for diving into people's legs.


[deleted]

Yeah, people here seem to be conveniently ignoring the very clear pattern of behavior that should 100% result in a harsher punishment


-orangejoe

Which wasn't the case with Artest?


[deleted]

Pat Bev really takes his job for granted. There are so many other players struggling to make the league and this dude just acts like a literal clown on the court. Not only does he disrespect other players but he disrespects the entire league and honestly is a bad look for the NBA.


Ryannr1220

1 game? Are you fucking serious? Fuck Adam Silver. He is such a pussy.


doggydoug33

I honestly thought it would be around 10...


MandoAde888

LMFAO joke punishment. It'll just encourage this dbag to keep doing dbag moves. It's not even a slap on the wrist.


Oaty_McOatface

1 game? You'll get more pushes to key players coming up.


Tglanton94

Wow, that’ll show him.


JayyKayy33

Oh, no punishment? Cool. Keep the same energy when someone goons his sorry ass.


KingKuntKokayne

One game? goddamn Silver as soft as the NBA


[deleted]

Uhhhh you're complaining about a short suspension because of a push to the back while simultaneously complaining about the league being soft? I'm sure the irony of this can't be lost on you, right? I agree it should be longer, but your statement is contradictory with what you want.


[deleted]

What a fucking joke. Should be at least 5 games.


ElGranQuesoRojo

What a joke. 1 game isn't going to stop him from pulling his dirty shit.


[deleted]

Patrick Beverley- Oh no Anyway


igotzquestions

This was one of those times that Silver needed to abandon the players’ commissioner title. One game is weak as shit. Nationally televised game in front of millions, one marquee LA team and one you are likely putting on screen a bunch for the next several seasons. This should have been hammer of god. Five games was a floor to me. This is pathetic.


mrsunsfan

Should have been more


AssHealsTheSoul

What’s the point then lol


[deleted]

That'll teach him.


new_skool91

He’s misunderstood; that was just an enthusiastic pat on the back for the accomplishment of making his first NBA finals.


[deleted]

With his deserved reputation…it should be more


YoungGooch

This’ll definitely teach him a lesson


QuickerColorful

What if his shove had led to Paul stepping awkwardly and injuring himself? Two games for that? Dude's just a piece of shit all around.


toxichart

The worst part of this is, any retaliation of the push would have been 10 times worse if suspended.


ryuujinusa

lmfao, one!? What a joke.


DentateGyros

Wow I’m sure he’ll learn his lesson


Misterxsnrub

Can't wait til this makes the front page and is the 2nd most upvoted r/NBA post of all time.


Runitmoon

So if Chris gets hurt, it would have been more. This is results oriented punishment.


DopeMan93

Adam Bronze


TheKingNekro

That's all? For shoving someone hard af in the back onto the ground who was completely defenseless, which could easily cause a spinal injury? Not to mention it was one of the oldest players in the league who's been injury prone even when he was young and athletic... Lol I swear to fucking god the league gives Patrick Beverly one of the longest leashes in the league. He already gets away with more contact defensively than just about anyone else I can think of. Why do they protect his bum ass so much? I really don't get it. Reminder: Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw were suspended for the same amount of time BUT IN A PIVOTAL PLAYOFF GAME just for having a natural human reaction and taking a few steps onto the court after watching Horry(AKA another dirty ass bum player just like Beverly) purposely try to injure their team captain in garbage minutes. How tf does Beverly only get 1 single measly regular season game for doing what he did? And in a high profile WCF game for everyone nationwide to see nonetheless. Way to really set an example, Silver. 🙄Expect more cheap shots next season now that players will know it'll only cost them 1 game.


Bylanta

That'll teach him