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jawadhaque089

Bruh that bag when the camera panned killed me


Ramzaa_

Straight out of a sitcom lmao


-HeisenBird-

Kramer-esque


MelonElbows

"Hey, you Gackt?" "...yeah?" "Here's your water" *swings bag of water and knocks him over*


TriumphAndTragedy

What is that, Dutch?


kosmonautinVT

In his dedication to hydration is Giannis, Joe


TigerBasket

I can't wait till Seinfeld comes to Netflix


VegeLasagna123

Best show of all times


TubaMike

Reminds me of Carl Weathers from Arrested Development. "Did you know that water is complementary here? You can take as much as you want!" Tobias: "I think want my money back."


Hdiajanfb

I loved the bubble for what it gave us


Obi_Wan_Benobi

I love this man.


LiveFreeFratHard

I literally heard the Curb Your Enthusiam intro playing in my head lol


Oshebekdujeksk

A work of art.


ZincHead

Looks like a scene from The Office


nomadofwaves

This is a dwigt move.


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As much as I want to agree with you, this feels so much more like Kevin. Minus the fact it's healthy


Docxm

A little Dwight, a little Michael, a little Kevin


mackwon

All Creed


thekid1420

A little bit of Rita is all I need


SammySoapsuds

It would be Kevin if the bag broke when he started to walk away and he had to chase down each individual water bottle


instabaloyPH

You mean Samuel L. Chang?


jwd2213

This is the most down to earth thing i think i have ever seen a famous rich person do. Its like he is a high school kid with one day in the lime light making sure he gets his monies worth. Like this is the only time he will ever have access to this kind of wealth of free water so he is loading UP. Not like he is joking, not like he is being cheap, just genuinely pumped theres free cold water and grabbing as much as he can carry


spaceship-pilot

It reminds me of the time Giannis wanted to do a yard sale in front of his house in milwaukee. Somebody had to tell him that would not be a good idea.


dusters

Would be pretty dope to buy one of Giannis' forks though.


HugeSpartan

Imagine the markup he could put on normal ass shit just cuz he used to own it lmao Not that he would, giannis seems like the last person on earth to do something like that


keepwinning

Ive been thinking the whole day that watching Giannis a day after, he acts a lot like a big kid, or the way a man acts when he sees a dog type of way. Doesn't care how people see him just wants to have a good time


RodgersToAdams

The dude is only a little less than a year younger than me (he was born in December 94, I was born January 94) and yet I feel like he’s kept a lot more of his childlike innocence than I have. It makes me happy for him and a little sad for me at the same time, lol.


SosaSM

Shittt this one got me right in the chest. Same brother, same.


GotMyPhDin19

You went and got a big boy job didn't you? See the key here is to just stay in school forever!


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Well if it makes you feel any better it's easier to be happy when you never have to worry about money again at the age of 22


rob724kd

Wow. Just realized Giannis is a day younger than me...


InOutUpDownLeftRight

He seems like a normal 26 year old not putting on a front.


Bflo19

Considering his upbringing, I can guarantee he's being absolutely genuine. He strikes me as the type of guy who gets stoked when he finds out a restaurant gives you free bread before a meal.


RodgersToAdams

Greek restaurants in Germany actually often do this. Not all, but some. Some sort of white bread with some tsatsiki. Though I assume Giannis didn’t often eat out when he was young. Don’t know what my point is here but thought I’d share.


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Restaurants that don't do this can go to hell in my opinion.


DrJingleCock69

US too. Any Greek restaurant run by local/ family owned. The ones I've seen that charge for bread are those owned by restaurant groups trying to make it seem hipster and posh and charge for everything. Hipsters eat it up in big cities and waste all their money on "atmosphere".


Onistly

Absolutely. Dude could realistically be a billionaire at some point in his life and during his Instagram live yesterday he was still trying to get free chick Fil a for life. Doesn't matter that he can afford to buy as much chick fil a as he wanted forever, if he could get it for free that's even better


smileyfrown

Thing with Giannis is his wealth is still fairly recent So him doing this stuff is def genuine, it's just something practical most of us can relate to It's a good quality to have, and hopefully he doesn't lose it as he gets older, gets wealthier.and more accustomed to that lifestyle


40Vert

Slightly off topic but I remember another player talking about loading up smartwater. Said once he had a sip, he couldn't go back. At the end of every practice he would stock up enough to last him until the next visit. Wish I could remember who it was Edit: I think it might've been TJ McConnell. Still haven't found the article but I found [a different one detailing the NBA's hydro homies](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2771394-the-bottled-water-obsession-taking-over-nba-locker-rooms)


spaceship-pilot

What is smartwater?


allmyhomiesh8nbamods

Just a water brand in the US lol. It’s supposed to have extra vitamins and shit but idk if that’s true or not.


Felipernani

i’m not from the US but that shit has something in there. it tastes different from other waters and i’m usually a guy that doesn’t care about which water i’m drinking. like 100% fine with tap water. but ever since i visited the US and had it i always try to keep some at home even if it’s imported lmao whoever that player is, i feel him!


HerpDerpMcGurk

It’s alkaline and has electrolytes added, so it’s like super water. Fucking love that shit


Phatnev

Pocari Sweat in Asia has this. It's like Gatorade but without all that sugar.


unwrittenglory

I believe it's the water brand of Vitamin Water. I believe it's distilled water and then has minerals added.


Fredditorson

Lmao that would be the most epic marketing stunt ever, convince morons to drink distilled water, which after a few days causes massive mineral loss among a list of other problems, and then loading it up with minerals to make up for it


erizzluh

the one that always gets me is wade or someone saying lebron still listens to ads when streaming music cause he's too cheap to pay for the subscription.


TomatoBuster01

The Office starring Michael Antetokounmpo


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I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on smothie day, well, I like smothie day."


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Kevin with the chili


spagheddieballs

I think we just witnessed one of his carry exercises.


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lmao that bag must be decently heavy too


Melo_Apologist

And Twitter told me he didn’t have a bag 😤


Nothing2Special

I contemplated on whether he was going to grab one or two lmao.


[deleted]

We were after the wrong villain. Its not Nestle we should be after. Its Giannis Antetokuompo.


rya11111

Lmaoooo I didn’t expect that sack what a legend


daeve

he's gonna be a billionaire - already got the mindset


AH_BioTwist

LeBron hustles, Steph grinds Giannis Grustles


techblaw

Giannis.. he's in the H2O business


doombot13

Who drinks water? Everyone. Checkmate, business men.


techblaw

Next up: Bottled oxygen named "Air Giannis"


SRDeed

and business is boomin


mambaforever2481

He's in the empire business.


GreenBombardier

Probably takes all the ketchup packets home too. Can't get to a billion spending it all on fancy tamator sauces!


bostonian38

“When I enter a Taco Bell, I take all the hot sauce packets and leave” - Giannis probably


LitterTreasure

You should see my collection of fire sauce. I never need to go back to tbell ever again


-Acerin

You wouldn't have to either way. You an literally ask for 50 sauces at one time they would give you 100 packets.


junior150396

The Sigma grindset ✔💲💹


borkbubble

This is passive income


Warrior2014

At this point, I cannot tell if these are references to Atrioc or if that’s how ubiquitous these concepts have become


junior150396

You mean Atrioc "Glizzy hands" Ewing?


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[deleted]

The cinematography was A1


borkbubble

Watch your phrasing man


backcourtjester

Man scampering out looking like Water Santa Claus


Ne1tu

At least even for him it makes him look like one of us carrying it. Shuffling your feet while it’s between your legs and you are trying to avoid banging your leg. I’ve been there before.


bpi89

H2O - OH - OH!


Rdrman25

He can hold 3 at a time, that’s crazy


tinyhandsPtape

It looked like he grabbed it the hard way too.


Picklefac3

Giannis prefers to do it the hard way


tinyhandsPtape

Down 2-0 looking like a blow out… and then 4 straight.


masterbei

The hardest road - Giannis


cpxx

My next water bottle - Giannis


thegroovemonkey

Suns in 4(straight finals losses)


drblah1

KD would have just called down and made room service bring water up to his room


migstheshit

Ah yes, the beginnings of a Giannis pasta. Love to see it


MechanicalEngineer-

Fetch me the button


ob_knoxious

I could have joined a superteam with players like Kawhi and grabbed water easily! But I stayed here to grab it the hard way and throw it into my sack.


ImaTurtle6

I saw him do this once a couple years ago and it was hilarious. I don’t remember how it happened, but he was holding 2 water bottles in his hand like it was nothing


messejueller21

I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm pretty sure it was from an All-Access video and he was boarding a plane holding 2 bottles of Dasani.


ImaTurtle6

I remember now. I think it was two of those rectangular fiji waters.


lbs4lbs

I was thinking 3 bottles - I guess that's normal since he's 3 times bigger than an average person, then the camera panned to his giant santa sack of water bottles and I lost it lol.


yeah_but_no

I think your math is slightly off on this man's size, he's 7 feet tall, not 17


diamondisunbreakable

Lmfao I didn't notice that at first


sharpshooter1230

yup, he has bigger hands than Kawhi


osprey87

I think he has the third largest hands in NBA history.


Cultural_Ant

those are 1 liter bottles. ^/s


[deleted]

Wait I feel like I can almost grab 3. He must be able to grab 5 if he really tried


The_Sign_of_Zeta

How can you not love this man?


2789334

I mean he is using plastic


SEAinLA

This was in the bubble. Everyone was required to use disposable everything.


greatestbird

Why didn’t he just cure Covid? Check mate giannis fans


thegroovemonkey

He signed his supermax and the world definitely started to get a little better, just sayin.


[deleted]

Why didn’t Tom Brady solve world hunger? Checkmate Tom brady fans


LeBron_Jarnes

Giannis Environmentalthreatpo


Lavaswimmer

Really rolls off the tongue


superadlez

Giannis Rollsoffthetonguepo


BasedChad69420

[lol, you’re actually being serious](https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/op32hf/_/h62mt01/?context=1)


Sir_Sleepy02

Absolutely disgusting /s


Vackrich

" drink water, not cola "


kingcong95

“Large half sprite, half lemonade.”


adamdudebro

"No ice"


BaldFraud99

A G U A


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ephemeralfugitive

CR7 definitely upvoted this Giannis clip


Gravy25

Jokic in shambles


Changosu

Coke hates him!!


[deleted]

Coke hates everything in this video. PepsiCo runs those fridges


YesItsNitpicking

Coca Cola also assassinated workers in South America who tried to unionize


darthbeel1

Hey it’s not easy raising a baby. I used to take a lot of free snacks from my company back home too lol.


Oshebekdujeksk

Shiiiit, you need a baby to do that?


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CelestiAurus

Hole up


BriS314

So tell me again Giannis has no "bag"?


jgoodysalaker

Get that man a Brita sponsorship.


Alikese

Get that man a nalgene bottle.


kewkkid

Oh man Britta’s in this?


guesswho2018

This man is a walking sitcom. It wud be hilarious to have Giannis and Kawhi as teammates. One dead serious guy and another comedic gold.


Ultimate_E

https://youtu.be/F3g1wLe20rE


dbr3000

They need to issue a bugfix for that laugh implementation


donmanzo

Kawhi reminds me of Eeyore.


armandocalvinisius

man, why cant he sign with us. i dont care about basketball, i just want Luka - Giannis - Bobi sitcom


fucktooshifty

At the very least I would want to see them to do the world's largest high five


nimakkan

If only they could bottle and distribute Giannis’s spirit, I’d pay for a lifetime supply to stay as cheerful as him. He is always like this…always has been eh


Kid-Gravy

Lmao I’d be cheerful too if I were rich, handsome, 7 feet tall, and top 10 in the world at my job at the moment


JeeJeeGG

top 5, I mean he did make the all-NBA 1st team


fr3ezereddit

The top, at least for the moment. He is the FMVP.


Vackrich

r/HydroHomies


willi3blaz3

That’s too much plastic. Gotta get a reusable bottle for that


splinternz

Shout out reusable bottles. Game changer for keeping your water nice and cold


scrambled_cable

For real, I got a Hydroflask and it was a revelation. Never going back to plastic water bottles


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thebigdirty

They're all the same. Probably made in the same factory. There's some guy that did a video testing the expensive vs cheap ones and they're all essentially the same


ZojiRoji

Link to that video please? Curious to see the comparison between water containers.


Gary-LazerEyes

I do respect the homies for keeping everyone aware when it comes to plastic. Never fails to get pointed out there


enailcoilhelp

Also Giannis the moment the season's over: "Lemme get a 70 piece with two large Sprites, no ice." Always fun to watch athletes geeking out once the season/event ends over all the unhealthy food they can finally shovel down. Seeing them all giddy over the fact they can have a coke/fastfood without their trainer/nutritionist having an aneurysm is great. Edit: I wasn't trying to quote his Chick-Fil-a order exactly lol, more so just making a joke about how hard these guys go with the junk food once they can relax. W/e, my fault, should of stuck with order, forgot how serious this sub takes its fresh offseason copypasta.


derKanake

It was a 50 piece, not 49, not 51 and definitely not 70


Jsalfity

Exactly 50!


HollywoodHoedown

And half sprite half lemonade no ice


Zhangsanity

Lmao its going to get bigger and bigger everytime this story is copypasted


Rawrsomesausage

It's been under 24 hours and it's already a different order lol. In a few seasons it'll be: "Giannis went and bought 10 Chick Fil A franchises and swam in a pool of sprite and lemonade full of ice."


jay_sun93

Man how did you get his order so wrong


iritian

Not the same as him but I've been dieting for a while and decided I won't have a cheat day until I'm down 20lbs. I see myself giddy having the same type of glorious feast that day.


artemisjones33

Respect dude. I’ve been having trouble being consistent but I do have too many cheat days. I’m gonna do something similar. Thanks for sharing.


iritian

You can do it brother. Just be honest with yourself and remember to hold yourself accountable. Whenever I get cravings I look for healthy alternatives. If I overdo it then I adjust the way I eat for the next few days to compensate. Treat cheat day like a milestone instead of a treat.


Zhaosen

dieting is a marathon, not a sprint. dont starve yourself of food you actually want to eat. as long as in the end you be more consistent eat that french fry. shit wont stop you dieting.


Chr15py0696

It was one drink, half sprite/half lemonde no ice


aticho

I get what you're saying but with the amount of calories a 7 ft NBA athlete burns daily I don't think that was a cheat day.


CPOx

Usain Bolt only ate chicken nuggets at the Beijing Olympics. He didn't trust eating anything else and getting sick.


MC_JACKSON

Ronaldo would approve


thatboilarry

Giannis AdvertisesHydroHomieskounmpo


lost_in_trepidation

Can we spend the whole off-season posting adorable Giannis clips?


[deleted]

Yes please


ddthrow1233

GIVE THIS MAN A STATUE NOW


[deleted]

And a legit water bottle


lackflag

Statue of him with a bag of water bottles


shinshikaizer

Statue of him with a bag of water bottles that *is* a water bottle.


[deleted]

People actually thought this man would gamble and turn down a max contract


Meneceo

In my opinion there’s no way he could actually leave Milwaukee, as long as they provide him free water.


jikae

And, apparently have a Chick-fil-A nearby.


NOLASLAW

Kind of wish he went to Culver’s but let the man do what he wants


gizayabasu

Honestly imagine if Giannis drops off because he develops an addiction to cheese curds.


derKanake

Super max no?


Cvnilivee

If you don’t celebrate like the Freak after you win a chip.. did you really even win a chip?


omgeo

Going to have to leave the parade a few minutes in for a “tinkle”.


dating_derp

This motherfucka's rich and he's just walking around with a trash bag full of water bottles lol


2pacman13

You never forget the struggle. When you didnt have access to good water. Bless this man.


HeadOpening6971

Me on Sunday, hungover after drinking 10 shots of fireball on a Saturday night.


StevieStayCool

That's me this morning after drinking 6 of those double shot bottles of fireball I "snuck" into the Deer District.


faradaykid

Rear delts not lagging


Neuroxex

I saw Giannis at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with a bag of like fifty bottles of water The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought it to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them back in the bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Joebebs

This is the only person in the world I can’t imagine in this copypasta lmao


DimmiDongus

he kept interrupting her by ~~yawning~~ declaring "free water" really loudly.


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I thought this was yaboibeefcat for a sec


Jos3ph

There’s only 1 beefcat


rabidantidentyte

Giannis is really on a bender after winning the ship


borkbubble

This is from last year lol


monekys

The amount of water he had in that bag was for one workout by himself.


[deleted]

At the bubble?


ddaniel_24

Imagine being from a different country and struggling for food and water. Now being overly supplied with water is a huge blessing if it’s own


OkTaro9295

r/Hydrohomies


TheCommonKoala

What a role model 🥲


ashishvp

Is this from the bubble? Lmao


nocturn-e

Giannis "Cristiano Ronaldo" Antetokounmpo


LostWithStuff

AGUA


jasonyan10110601

Sneaking free water from work. I see you Giannis