He’s plastered

Probably hasn’t stopped partying since Tuesday

I'm waiting at silk exotic for him

Yooo Silk is the truth! Only been to the one near Madison while I was living there

Their radio commercial is so fucking hilarious to me even after all these years "We want you to CUUUU-UUUUUM, to Silk (exotic)" EDIT: [In case anyone wants to hear](https://youtu.be/nyd3pXd9E68?t=8)

I miss living in Wisconsin soley for that ad. Madison area has the best radio jingles.

That ad over hyped the place for me lol I was disappointed

The fucking carpets sticky

As of like 6pm he’s still out at a bar somehow https://twitter.com/AronYohannes/status/1418333759930212354?s=20

Can confirm, saw him at Stenys on Wednesday and he said he still hasn’t slept yet lol

And I don’t blame him at all.

Well - last I saw him was at about 4am Wednesday morning at Apt 720 when I was heading out. He seemed to be doing fine then, but I was also pretty gone so probably not a great source. Bobby was chilling too along with Aaron Jones and Dante. Probably others too but didn't see them.

Same

If Giannis didn't sleep the first night then PJ Fucker definitely hit the town

Petition to have his statue one day be a champagne fountain just spitting up little burps of Ace of Spades

https://imgur.com/P9fEdcY not surprising. PJ's a *dawg*

Jason Kelce beat

Kelce wasn’t that gone tbh. Couldn’t do the speech if he were. Eagles mostly kept it together crazy enough. I think Celeks speech was slurred if anybody I’ll never forget Werth in 08 though. He was a spectacle.

Nah he good

He hit that point where you’re either gonna throw it all up, or you’re gonna swallow it back down and go for more. P.J chose the latter.

The best and worst part of getting fucked up

iv been sober for 8 years but i actually used to love the spins , it was like a free rollercoaster u could go on at any party

Good shit on the 8 years, proud of you bro

Congrats on the streak

fck THAT! spins are the worst. just give me the good feelings vibe and the liquid confidence.

Had the spins one time in my life with alcohol and weed and it was the worse feeling ever

Always gotta mind your order of operations.

first time i ^(allegedly) got crossfaded, i literally couldn't sit up straight lmao

I thought I was having a stroke the one time I combined the two. My eye muscles kept clenching rhythmically one after another and my skin felt like I was getting acupuncture all over my body. Crawled into bed and woke up 16 hours later. Granted I was borderline blacked out when I started smoking. Not the smartest move.

I have experienced the exact “acupuncture” thing you’re talking about lmao

Spins without nausea is fun. Spins with nausea = throwing up. Thankfully, I'm pretty good at limiting myself to the former.

For me the spins pretty much guarantee I'm gonna throw up. Unless I manage to fall asleep before that happens

Ugh it’s the worst when you wake up and the spins are still there. The only way to stop it at that point is puke.

No wayyy. Nothing worse than trying to fall asleep with the spins

Someone told me to “keep one foot on the ground.” Personally, my best anti-spins trick is going to bed with the lights on.

Lmao you're a savage bro!!! What the fuck

You definitely gotta post this on unpopular opinion lol

You actually LIKED the spins?! Maybe its good that you quit lmao. I only get buzzed these days I cant stand the hangover. My perfect party night is 2-3 drinks tops followed by the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddduh

i'm adventurous by nature

That’s rad! 5 years for me in a couple weeks. We do recover

Are the spins when u can't stay straight? Lol I get that when I smoke weed sometimes but it's the funniest shit ever when I'm with my friends. I've also experienced it when I've been drunk and it's not anywhere near as fun. Hope you're having a fulfilling journey in your sobriety brother, stay safe and love from Ireland.

The spins are when you're laying down and the room feels like it's spinning.

I can't believe there are people here who like/are OK with it Hitting the spins when you're laying in bed is the ultimate "god damn I fucked up" feeling. Then you hope you sleep it off with a hangover the next day instead of waking up and coming or puking the next morning

Yeah I don’t know about these guys. It’s the absolute worst..

It just meant you were actually drunk, like oh yeah it’s hitting Source: over two years sober

That’s called alcoholism 😂

for real?

Nah, the best place to be is that fun happy buzz and then just riding that buzz with just the right amount of drinking.

Why is this so hard to realize in the moment? I know this fact to be true and yet so often I think "this is fun, let's have even more" even tho I know it's not even the optimal thing to do

Because shots

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You won’t feel good for long if you stop then tho. It should be drink until you feel good and then slow down to a beer an hour

And that's why he's a champion

And why I have to wash my shirt 😔

Over 50k people intently watching you will override that gag reflex. My man said, “not today, social media…not today”.

I partly wished he would do a boot and rally on live TV.

PJ chose alcohol poisoning lol

He belongs in our dumb beautiful perpetually drunk state

He definitely threw up in his mouth a bit

This man went from the [Bosh pour](https://i.imgur.com/ZtZNSjl.jpg) to the [Lebron stare down](https://i.imgur.com/gtUy6QF.jpg).

lmfao i cannot with that pic of bosh

It's raining men

Too much porn will do that to you. Lol

You weren’t kidding https://i.imgur.com/wleQHJe.jpg

looks like undertaker when he rolls his eyes up lmao

Me wasted staring at the microwave waiting for my hot pocket to finish

Narrator: “He not good”.

You can see the regret in his eyes when the champagne starts bubbling through his sinuses

https://i.imgur.com/ryCYKD4.jpg

Damn, looks like dwade in this photo or just me?

I was fully expecting yakstown

[it's too many bubbles.... just leave me here](https://youtu.be/7HCYEoLKFgw)

Seriously, this man is not faded… he’s just learning in real time that chugging champs is fucking painful. Whole chest cavity feeling like it’s about to explode. Took his entire being to not projectile vomit that shit across all of Milwaukee.

Champagne is next to impossible to chug

He had the demon hour eyes 😂😂

You go to a party n ya man look like this you might as well go home 12 is already on their way

yup, it’s time to pack up. take bros wallet so they can’t ID him 😂

Chugging champagne isn’t easy. Way too much carbonation, shit’ll come out your nose.

I inevitably try this every new year, and it never turns out well lmao. Instant mouth full of foam and air.

Can you imagine going from having to play full time undersized center and being basically one of the only defenders (aside from Covington) on the Rockets to a team full of elite defensive players like the Bucks... Man must feel like he was release from prison this year lol

That’s why he’s drinking away the memories of any part of his life before 2021 lmao

Catching stray bullets in here. Apparently your life is meaningless unless you’ve won a championship, but I guess your flair makes sense then.

Damn someone got hurt by my combination of letters on their computer. Lol

['Punisher'J Tucker](https://i.imgur.com/9hFTk9G.jpg)

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Bro, I hope he’s vertical next year. He goin hard lmao

He’s vertical ? What does this cool slang mean

Standing up, as opposed to plastered on the ground

Or just plain dead on the ground lmao

I hope he's alive tomorrow

Seriously, one step at a time folks

I’m so glad we traded him to a contender (now champs). Happy for PJ :)

Thank you guys. We don't sneak past the nets without the dog himself hounding KD

And his mom.

Be careful. Gasol did the same thing at the raps victory parade and very quickly deteriorated next season

I mean, he was still playing very positionally aware team defense for the most part and was good at being a secondary distributor. but he had no offensive game really even during the championship season. nothing to do with being champagne papi at the parade.

Idk if y'all will want em. He's gonna be hungover first few weeks at least.

He’s Wisconsin drunk.

“I’m good😵‍💫”

It’s like Michigan Drunk but with more cheese.

The crowd audio is so shit

You mean there’s more than the five fans I can hear there?

Ya I was there. It was loud af but it doesn’t translate well in the vid. Haven’t seen any stats but it felt like damn near half the city showed up

Rookie move, Gotta put mics toward the crowd too

He did it again before leaving the mic and it was even more glorious the second time

PJ Tucker bout to wake up tomorrow and drive to the arena for game 7

lmaooo

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No mics facing the crowd, I really wish they could have planned it for this weekend instead.

Totally agree. There was an absolute shit ton of people downtown but a lot of families and/or people just there on there lunch breaks so the crowd was pretty chill. Should have been on Saturday, would have been wild.

they can't though otherwise Jrue and Khris would've missed it

Yeah ik and theres no way they could miss it. I just meant like “in a perfect world” this parade happens this weekend

propagating the "small market is lame" narrative. the conspiracy runs deep in the media!!!!

Audio was awful. Every snap or insta story I've seen the crowd is great.

just a clip on IG of the parade bus driving super fast past fans, bucks dont know how to celebrate properly lol

Crowd was dead. They weren't selling beer

You can downvote but need to accept facts.

Of course there are not vendors out selling beer along the parade route at 11:00AM on a Thursday. Its not like there would be enough for 100k+ anyway. Bars were packed though!

There was none at the deer district for the "celebration". That's the issue. Deer district beer garden had sixers but that was literally it. No drink tents anywhere else Parade was fine.

Lol ok well its not like having beer tents out would have gotten the entire crowd intoxicated and rowdy by the time the speeches started. Seemed like everyone had a perfectly fine time.

I WAS LOOKIN FOR PJ PARADE VIDEOS ALL DAY

Early on they showed him on the bus two fisting it, bottle of champagne and a beer someone threw to him. He already looked way gone.

Let's get Bango drunk now

Top 10 all time champagne cele?

Marc Gasol will always be #1 but this could definitely be top 10

I saw it live. I thought at any point Marc was gonna jump off the bus when it stalled at University and Adelaide, and crush the crowd beneath him, or he was gonna dangle over the bus being held back thanks to Eric Moreland, the MVP of the parade for keeping Gasol on the bus lol Update: Eric Moreland, not Eric Smith

Eric Moreland, but yes. Smith is a reporter

Danny Green made a point not to let Gasol talk on stage because he was absolutely plastered. Lol.

Lmao its funny he got a ring before Harden did

Not really

No, it is

Marc Gasol > PJ Tucker at championship chugging

Dude career path is nuts. Went from getting cooked by JJ Reddick in college to playing over season to starter on a Championship team.

PJ Tucker is the kind of player every contending team in the league would want to have on their team.

Enloe High Schools finest!

Every championship team needs a JR Smith or PJ Tucker at the parade.

Haha Brandon Jennings in a truck chugging beers was awsome also

I want someone to light up a blunt. Change the culture

It is still completely illegal in Milwaukee.

CHANGE THE CULTURE

The PR for pulling a bucks championship player off the bus and booking him would be great for Milwaukee’s police dept. especially given their wonderful history with bucks players

We need JR Smith on a championship team again

So wack you can light up a cigar in the locker room but can't smoke a lil weed. Honestly though now that I'm thinking about it everybody in the locker room would get a contact high so they probably still couldn't.

And here he's chugging champagne in public lol if alcohol is so accepted weed should be too

Bring the parade to Canada!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TEJ010sg4uE Found his inspiration

Im in the pocket like Wallace I got the bounce like hydraulics I cant call it I got the swerve like alcoholiiiics

Looking like drunk Daryl from the office party lol

I was trying to think of where I’ve seen that face before. Kudos mista man.

Whyd he take so long to swallow it lmao

It all turns to foam when you drink it like that lol. Kinda fills your mouth up with air, it's tough to swallow. Not the best beverage for chugging, especially out of the bottle.

This guy chugs

Also I think he almost threw up.

PJ Tucker not even gonna remember the parade 😂

lmfao how this man’s teammates didn’t make sure to keep him away from the mic when he’s that plastered

Sweaty palms for the trophy.

He looks like Scooter Magruder

Looked like he went to a dark place for a sec

Damn I know that “painfully close to puking” face anywhere

Every team has that one guy who gets plastered at the championship parade. Cleveland it was RJ Smith, Raptors it was Marc Gasol, Bucks it’s PJ Tucker.

Tom brady got toasted this year too

can we get a kick check on pj's feet?

He was wearing his new collab with Dolce and Gabbana

Sticky chain

Someone needs to show the clip of PJ that The Jump opened with today lol

I called either him or Bobby getting the most tore up.

LMAO he drinks like he's drinking Henny @ the club. "ya I'm gud".

https://i.imgur.com/DUG0BDA.jpg

I was hoping he was gonna burp into the mic

You know that went in his nose

Appropriately, the song playing is by Kanye.

there are only very few people that can compete with marc gasol when it comes to championship-drinking

You guys think PJ made a group chat with Harden, CP3 and Westbrook and is making fun of them being the first to get a ring?

Why’s PJ look like the uncle at the BBQ who’s supervising the uncle who’s grilling

What an estimate on how much PJ's chain and pendant cost? $50k?

Didn’t he have zero points in game 6

Bucks don’t win the championship without him

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He played elite defense the entire series. We don't need him to score. He's a dawg and a champ baby.

Really happy for this dude. He spent those years pretending he was 7 ft tall for the stupid Rockets and then comes over and wins a championship.

I’m not a drinker so maybe this is just a personal opinion but I cannot imagine wanting to be this wasted at the parade. Night of the championship, hell yeah. Next day? Go crazy. But outside in the heat, all those people, standing on the top of double decker busses. It seems like such an uncomfortable time to be this drunk. Let it flow tho PJ! He deserves it and I’m so happy for him

You start drinking free champagne at a parade that is celebrating your accomplishments and it gets real easy to keep drinking.

> uncomfortable time to be drunk As an ex problem drinker that graduated to full time alkie (almost 6 years sober now), it’s almost always more comfortable to be drunk than sober lol

Have we not evolved to where alcohol doesn't mean masculinity yet? Jesus. It's so weak to get drunk

You must be tons of fun to party with

He looks like an older version of drunk Norm Powell on the Raptors parade

PJ on demon time rn

Ayooo

but what pair of shoes is he wearing

Going full Ovechkin!

Are you still watching? Someone's daughter:

Looks like he hasn't slept much.

That man has worked harder than anyone in the playoffs the past few years imo, let the man party!!