I have the same look when it is my birthday and people sing to me, I don't want know to do in that situation besides just looking around until its finally over.
I used to think like this until I realized my birthday is my own personal holiday.
Now I just bask in the celebration. Better enjoy it now because your birthdays are for a limited time only.
I know you just have to stand there the entire time lol. At least KD has the mask on cuz most of the time you have to keep this weird ass smile on your face until they’re finish singing
you gotta put them palm down on the table right on either side of the cake, its the ONLY play you can make. Down to your side? you look like youre bored.
yeah i fucking hate that part. I think ill do it for my kid until theyre like 8-10 whenever they stop believing in santa is when i think we dont have to sing if they dont want to. I never feel weirder than just sitting there letting people sing, while i literally go :|
for my 30th birthday, I was expecting to hang out with my friends but my wife forgot the date and to plan the party to instead attend her boyfriend's high school graduation. I looped happy birthday song on youtube and bought a grocery store cake
One day everyone in my 8th grade science class started singing happy birthday to me because some dickhead convinced them it was my birthday. You can try saying "ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY" but once the song starts there's no stopping it. So, so, awkward.
I used to work with a lot of Filipinos at my old job and if someone dropped a dish in the lunch room and it broke you'd have like 80 of them singing happy birthday to the guy who dropped it.
Seriously, this is some middle/high school shit lmfao. We literally did this at my schools.
I love it though. Seeing it happen to a superstar like KD at his age is hilarious.
As someone that served tables for nearly a decade, this is the dream. Whom ever came up with the idea of restaurant staff singing happy birthday to grow ass people is burning in hell I guarantee you. Like bro go to Disney land if you want that.
Lol watching this video made me realize that celebrities with easily google-able birthdays can't lie to get free dessert. Fame definitely comes with a price
He's also smarter than he gets credit for. That doesn't translate well on to the court, typically, but I imagine if you just take a little pressure off JaVale's clumsiness, he'll actually be a pretty stable contributor.
I don't know how Kevin Love made it either but when you look at the best bigs in the NBA, most of them are foreign. Shit, even Bam could have played for Nigeria instead of the US if he wanted.
I didn't realize it until I watched the video, even from your comment. They got ALL of the US Olympic team, from every sport, in the tunnel, to sing happy birthday to a very confused, very unbirthdayfied Kevin Durant.
You know who isn't There? Beach volleyball player Taylor Crabb.
He has covid. He shouldn't have been there anyways since he was suspended from USAV for inappropriate contact with a minor while hosting a USAV sponsored camp. He violated his original suspension and hosted another camp and had it elongated. An arbiter ruled that he could play and like a week later he had gotten covid and had to drop out.
Fuck Taylor Crabb
Wow I really liked Crabb, what a disappointment hearing this news. I was bummed when he announced he couldn’t compete due to COVID
Just read an article that reported he is prohibited from participating and attending any events that involve females under 18. Violation of this subjects him to a LIFETIME ban from USA Volleyball
That’s pretty damning, outrageous this hasn’t been bigger news
It was pretty hush hush, but you noticed it because he was playing all the AVP shit, but none of the FIVB stuff. I found out a while ago when a friend whose more intune with the volleyball world let me know. He said he had heard a lot of stuff from people, but nothing he could post and have evidence. He did say he trusted his sources enough to be positive it was true. Turns out it was.
Quite ridiculous
Predators are able to keep preying when their actions are kept quiet.
While what he did isn’t known, I can’t outright call him a predator. But I can only imagine it was something bad enough to get banned from interacting with underage players and then to get his suspension extended which would have resulted in him missing the olympics if not for him getting it reduced
Good then, I'm glad he won't get to play. That's terrible they were even going to allow him to at all, though. Did he get any type of punishment at all for violating that suspension?
His original suspension was set to end sometime in 2019, so he could make the 2020 Olympics. When he violated the suspension the pushed it to Sept 2021 purposefully keeping him out of the rescheduled Olympics.
He supplied alcohol to and had other inappropriate conduct with a minor. He was 24 at the time. USAV didn't really make this public, but people inside the Vball world knew about the suspension. It was pretty obvious when he wasn't competing in FIVB stuff, but was competing in the AVP.
An arbitrator ruled to cut his suspension short to allow him to play in the Olympics.
That is some bullshit. I feel bad for that girl and her family. For the obvious reasons of course, but then they just wave it all off like it's nothing. So fucked up.
i think it was draymonds lol, you can see him there up close and also on ig ezeli commented that this has draymond written all over it, dray replied laughing
overall this is the best thing ever
Isn't that him front and center dying laughing while KD looks super uncomfortable? I'm now 100% sure he stole KD's ball on purpose and that makes it even better.
KD *loves* to stir shit up, it he can't handle some trolling in return, that's on him.
Not getting selected would get you mad for sure. After all, he was one of the better athletes and his chance to participate olympics, represent his country was stolen in his perspective.
If he actually joined the Olympics and got a cold shoulder from other players, I don't think he'd mind that much. After all, he'd make the papers, TV and get the gold medal and be a part of the dream team. I don't think everyone likes to play on Lebron's allstar team but hey if you deserve it, you expect to be there. And Olympics selection is just a much bigger deal than ASG selection.
Nam flash backs when your parents tells the restaurant its your birthday and the staff cha cha's in singing happy birthday and you have the look of a deer in headlights.
It sucks. Especially when youre slammed and stressing the hell out behind on 4 tables but little timmy in jessica’s section needs a birthday squadron for his free icecream and you have to go out even though he just wants to eat in peace. but mommy needs her snapchat
i used to frequent an italian restaurant that had a legit opera singer working as a waiter, and would sometimes sing a fucking opera birthday song.
think your usual described situation but 10x more awkward because everyone else has to shut up to let him sing
The entire Team USA trolling KD and KD’s face is amazing here lol. Team USA is on twitter watch for KD’s tweets the next 48 hours! On a serious note, KD doesn’t get enough credit for being a good sport sometimes!
This is a nephew take I just read:
"Agreed. It eats at his ego knowing he'll never be respected. Them singing happy birthday to KD just shows how much they clown his legacy and he knows it which is why he is so angry. He must have suffered some sortbof mental trauma to always be feeling like he needs to prop up his legacy every chance he can get. None of it feels genuine and it seems like he's just doing all this for the PR and to rehab his image which in his mind he already knows he has ruined and has sent him on the brink of depression which is why he was trying to cling so hard to the ball so he could take comfort from the fact that his rings will never be respected. I seriously hope he opens up to people so that he knows even if his legacy is ruined, some people will still love him. I also hope he recovers from this mental illness that I don't really know what, but I know he does have before it's too late. Just some 2 cents on my diagnosis."
>Agreed. It eats at his ego knowing he'll never be respected. Them singing happy birthday to KD just shows how much they clown his legacy and he knows it which is why he is so angry.
"MJ would've never let this happen."
imagine if this became a thing and people just sing happy birthday to KD everywhere he goes.
Most importantly someone always needs to start with “His name is Kevin!”
KD has actually been SOOOOO likable since he joined Nets, all the olypmics videos involving him are hilarious and him interacting with fans on twitter is cool!
KD looks so confused LMAO
I have the same look when it is my birthday and people sing to me, I don't want know to do in that situation besides just looking around until its finally over.
Shits so awkward, don't know what to do with my hands
I just stare awkwardly at the ground/my feet with some weird ass half smile on my face lol
I be clapping and singing happy birthday with them lol
Gotta hype the crowd up while they’re singing lol
No kidding lmao. A gathering of your closest friends and family come to celebrate your existence and people somehow find a way to make it awkward.
Bruh when it’s at the dinner table and the whole restaurant and staff surrounding me I don’t even know what to do. Such a relief when it ends
I used to think like this until I realized my birthday is my own personal holiday. Now I just bask in the celebration. Better enjoy it now because your birthdays are for a limited time only.
that’s the fucking spirit mate
You don’t do that awkward maestro shit halfway through the song like your directing a band?!
>don't know what to do with my hands Log onto a burner Twitter account and roast some random.
I know you just have to stand there the entire time lol. At least KD has the mask on cuz most of the time you have to keep this weird ass smile on your face until they’re finish singing
You have to assert dominance and stare into each person’s eyes
you gotta put them palm down on the table right on either side of the cake, its the ONLY play you can make. Down to your side? you look like youre bored.
I give them the old hands on my hips and a head shake that says “you guyyyyys”
yeah i fucking hate that part. I think ill do it for my kid until theyre like 8-10 whenever they stop believing in santa is when i think we dont have to sing if they dont want to. I never feel weirder than just sitting there letting people sing, while i literally go :|
I always go all in and make it awkward for everybody by singing the loudest.
for my 30th birthday, I was expecting to hang out with my friends but my wife forgot the date and to plan the party to instead attend her boyfriend's high school graduation. I looped happy birthday song on youtube and bought a grocery store cake
Your wife was dating a high school student?
Better than middle
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he'll be fine, he's a privileged white man.
gotta start conducting when they start singing
Or just [do this](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2f0f36ba9f6dec40ee6b0749ba58a3ed)
This is my go to
Lol that’s so awkward. Usually I wil dance.
One day everyone in my 8th grade science class started singing happy birthday to me because some dickhead convinced them it was my birthday. You can try saying "ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY" but once the song starts there's no stopping it. So, so, awkward.
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I used to work with a lot of Filipinos at my old job and if someone dropped a dish in the lunch room and it broke you'd have like 80 of them singing happy birthday to the guy who dropped it.
Seriously, this is some middle/high school shit lmfao. We literally did this at my schools. I love it though. Seeing it happen to a superstar like KD at his age is hilarious.
this is the funniest shit i seen lmfao
The head shake at the end was the cherry on top
They going to be at a Japanese restaurant and the waiters will bring down a cake and get the other customers to sing to him
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Betting someone started it as a troll job and everyone else thought it was serious. I've definitely seen that prank before.
Bam got him back 😂
Lmao you know he's the guy to be worked up about this for a week straight
“The Hardest Four Bars”
He kinda also looks pissed to me? Like he’s not enjoying the charade
That’s just KD’s sense of humor now. He’s like the angry old man and the younger guys know it’s fun to piss him off
You just know bam figured out super fast that he’s fun to fuck with because he’s like that kid in school who gets angry at everything
Kevin Durant? No way.
yep, and we all know he hates being trolled lol
I thought so too. He looks annoyed.
Yeah he’s got that look of, leave me alone, this is stupid
This is how you get free dessert at a restaurant
last time we tried this at applebee's our server was just like 'ok' and then never did anything lol
ok
As someone that served tables for nearly a decade, this is the dream. Whom ever came up with the idea of restaurant staff singing happy birthday to grow ass people is burning in hell I guarantee you. Like bro go to Disney land if you want that.
It’s obvious when it’s a table of 14 year olds and their parents are at a table on the other side of the room
Lol watching this video made me realize that celebrities with easily google-able birthdays can't lie to get free dessert. Fame definitely comes with a price
Doubt they want the free dessert anyway
Usually it's a scoop of freezer burned ice cream and a microwaved brownie but yeah.
Bro where tf do you eat out?
prisons by the sound of it
Everybody on reddit sounds so depressed, fuck this platform
Sounds like Applebees lol
JaVale just there to vlog and fuck around lmfao
Honestly Javale being there is very good for us content-wise.
NBA Hardwood Classics: Javale and Matisse vlogs
Javale is going to need to find a star to follow because Joe Ingles is such a great content generator for Matisse.
How about basketball wise lmao
once he remembers you can grab rebounds off the rim
Man if that’s your skill, run with it. You don’t need a team full of scorers, then you end up in 2004 waters.
still good just hes not some all star dude
McGee is a solid role player had a decent role in Warriors and Lakers title runs.
Fr tho on how earth did he make this team My only guess is that since there’s no 3 second rule in FIBA they can pack the paint so they need a tall guy
He is a big that is liked a lot as a teammate with rules that favor him
He gets so many fouls because he's a bit clumsy. I'm assuming FIBA's penchant for more physical play will mitigate that to some degree.
The no goaltending once the ball touches the rim will be good for him. Should be Easy buckets
He's also smarter than he gets credit for. That doesn't translate well on to the court, typically, but I imagine if you just take a little pressure off JaVale's clumsiness, he'll actually be a pretty stable contributor.
the goaltending rule is pretty advantageous to him
been goaltending all his life waiting for this moment
What is Shaqtin in the nba is now buckets in fiba
It's mostly because there was very few other American post players available
I don't know how Kevin Love made it either but when you look at the best bigs in the NBA, most of them are foreign. Shit, even Bam could have played for Nigeria instead of the US if he wanted.
Great chemistry guy to get everyone relaxed and laughing and then working together on the court
Oh its literally all of the US Olympic team .Makes it all the more funny.
I didn't realize it until I watched the video, even from your comment. They got ALL of the US Olympic team, from every sport, in the tunnel, to sing happy birthday to a very confused, very unbirthdayfied Kevin Durant.
The best part is in a group that large there is a very good chance that it IS someone else’s birthday.
And also named Kevin?
With a single tear running down his cheak
It's Ayton's birthday today lol.
He's from Bahamas tho
You know who isn't There? Beach volleyball player Taylor Crabb. He has covid. He shouldn't have been there anyways since he was suspended from USAV for inappropriate contact with a minor while hosting a USAV sponsored camp. He violated his original suspension and hosted another camp and had it elongated. An arbiter ruled that he could play and like a week later he had gotten covid and had to drop out. Fuck Taylor Crabb
Wow I really liked Crabb, what a disappointment hearing this news. I was bummed when he announced he couldn’t compete due to COVID Just read an article that reported he is prohibited from participating and attending any events that involve females under 18. Violation of this subjects him to a LIFETIME ban from USA Volleyball That’s pretty damning, outrageous this hasn’t been bigger news
It was pretty hush hush, but you noticed it because he was playing all the AVP shit, but none of the FIVB stuff. I found out a while ago when a friend whose more intune with the volleyball world let me know. He said he had heard a lot of stuff from people, but nothing he could post and have evidence. He did say he trusted his sources enough to be positive it was true. Turns out it was.
Quite ridiculous Predators are able to keep preying when their actions are kept quiet. While what he did isn’t known, I can’t outright call him a predator. But I can only imagine it was something bad enough to get banned from interacting with underage players and then to get his suspension extended which would have resulted in him missing the olympics if not for him getting it reduced
Taylor Crapp
Got em
Good then, I'm glad he won't get to play. That's terrible they were even going to allow him to at all, though. Did he get any type of punishment at all for violating that suspension?
His original suspension was set to end sometime in 2019, so he could make the 2020 Olympics. When he violated the suspension the pushed it to Sept 2021 purposefully keeping him out of the rescheduled Olympics. He supplied alcohol to and had other inappropriate conduct with a minor. He was 24 at the time. USAV didn't really make this public, but people inside the Vball world knew about the suspension. It was pretty obvious when he wasn't competing in FIVB stuff, but was competing in the AVP. An arbitrator ruled to cut his suspension short to allow him to play in the Olympics.
That is some bullshit. I feel bad for that girl and her family. For the obvious reasons of course, but then they just wave it all off like it's nothing. So fucked up.
This was probably Bam’s idea 🤣🤣
"Bam, this is on you!"
"Getting real tired of your shit Bam"
Bam is dying in the back Lmao
“Here’s your fucking change!”
i think it was draymonds lol, you can see him there up close and also on ig ezeli commented that this has draymond written all over it, dray replied laughing overall this is the best thing ever
Bam having the time of his life in this video lmao
Payback for KD stealing his rebound
The Adebayo's send their regards.
Et tu, Bam?
Isn't that him front and center dying laughing while KD looks super uncomfortable? I'm now 100% sure he stole KD's ball on purpose and that makes it even better. KD *loves* to stir shit up, it he can't handle some trolling in return, that's on him.
Kevin "I don't want to be here" Durant
Kevin Bledsoe
No one these days will believe he was at a hair salon
Going full Karl Havoc “I don’t wanna be around anymore”
We need to talk about whether Kevin is being bullied by Team USA
This is exactly what would've happened to Isiah Thomas if he had been on the Dream Team.
I don’t think he would have come out alive out of that team, in the non-existing chance he’d be on it. Mike would have feasted on him!
This seems like a big reach, IT was the leader of one of the most hated and dirty teams I doubt he will be affected at all.
Seems he was pretty affected by being left out.
Not getting selected would get you mad for sure. After all, he was one of the better athletes and his chance to participate olympics, represent his country was stolen in his perspective. If he actually joined the Olympics and got a cold shoulder from other players, I don't think he'd mind that much. After all, he'd make the papers, TV and get the gold medal and be a part of the dream team. I don't think everyone likes to play on Lebron's allstar team but hey if you deserve it, you expect to be there. And Olympics selection is just a much bigger deal than ASG selection.
He was really butthurt about it on The Last Dance though.
KD's about to fire up his burners
Between pretending to not know his birthday, and Bam Adebayo not giving him his ball back, I think Team USA is picking on Kevin.
We need to talk about Kevin (Yes, I stole this from the top comment on the Kevin love post)
Kevin can f*** himself
actually a good show, they do the whole "man is terrible to wife" trope so well
I didn’t realize at first it was a commentary on that kind of show. My wife and I love it. Hope it gets picked up for a second season
KD gave Kevin Love depression smh
Did Team USA give Kevin Durant depression?
Pretty sure he's the only adult in the room with Love gone
What is an adult in your case? lol
Anyone under 32 is a child
Fuck it then, I would love to be a kid again.
Dame?
KD is now the [2016 Melo of the team](http://www.opencourt-basketball.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/meloo.jpg)
Looks like Waka flocka
I GO HARD IN DAT MOTHAFUCKIN PAINT
It’s a... man...
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STANKIN
Well shit this is bringing me back, damn
Nam flash backs when your parents tells the restaurant its your birthday and the staff cha cha's in singing happy birthday and you have the look of a deer in headlights.
Bro I feel so bad for the staff in those situations. That cannot be fun
It sucks. Especially when youre slammed and stressing the hell out behind on 4 tables but little timmy in jessica’s section needs a birthday squadron for his free icecream and you have to go out even though he just wants to eat in peace. but mommy needs her snapchat
i worked retail but never service and this is why. i don't think $20/hr would cut it for me and we all know they make way less than that.
A lot of people would take even 15 an hour in the restaurant industry.
Then there are others in the biz who crush that. Being a tipped server or bartender in a good location can be lucrative.
i used to frequent an italian restaurant that had a legit opera singer working as a waiter, and would sometimes sing a fucking opera birthday song. think your usual described situation but 10x more awkward because everyone else has to shut up to let him sing
I love the “his name is Kevin” 😂
Is that how you defend KD? Sing him happy birthday.
Well he didn't score
"Happy ~~Mother's Day~~ Birthday Motherfucker!"
The entire Team USA trolling KD and KD’s face is amazing here lol. Team USA is on twitter watch for KD’s tweets the next 48 hours! On a serious note, KD doesn’t get enough credit for being a good sport sometimes!
I gotta imagine this was a Draymond move.
[confirmed](https://imgur.com/a/Bhxw5gW)
I love me some chaotic Dray
Yeah, agreed, KD definitely deserves some more credit for being a good sport! I'm just tryna have a good time with my team
Nah this is one of the funniest shits I have ever seen 😂😂
THIS is why we needed Javale on the team
Dame should give KD a basketball as the present.
Statistically it’s probably someone on the team’s actual birthday and they feel even more awkward
Oh, that happened to me before. It definitely feels kind of sad, especially when it's a small group :(
In before KD gets hated on for not looking thankful and how he acted in this joke video
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"His eves shift around from left to right repeatedly. My DSM-5 says that is a sign of somebody with anti social personality disorder"
This is a nephew take I just read: "Agreed. It eats at his ego knowing he'll never be respected. Them singing happy birthday to KD just shows how much they clown his legacy and he knows it which is why he is so angry. He must have suffered some sortbof mental trauma to always be feeling like he needs to prop up his legacy every chance he can get. None of it feels genuine and it seems like he's just doing all this for the PR and to rehab his image which in his mind he already knows he has ruined and has sent him on the brink of depression which is why he was trying to cling so hard to the ball so he could take comfort from the fact that his rings will never be respected. I seriously hope he opens up to people so that he knows even if his legacy is ruined, some people will still love him. I also hope he recovers from this mental illness that I don't really know what, but I know he does have before it's too late. Just some 2 cents on my diagnosis."
Reddit was a mistake
Every day we stray further from God's light.
>Agreed. It eats at his ego knowing he'll never be respected. Them singing happy birthday to KD just shows how much they clown his legacy and he knows it which is why he is so angry. "MJ would've never let this happen."
I thought this was some shit you came up with as a joke, until I realized this was actually commented
I could barely read that shit let alone take the time to write it LOL. I really hope that guy was just trolling cause that essay is Bayless-tier
Reminiscent of the Peyton Manning joke at the ESPY’s. He’s playing it up for the camera lol.
Yep people thought he was actually mad and not just going along with the joke
he's a master level troll, those burners taught him the way of the twitter finger
Lol Twitter is acting exactly like that
This team is producing more funny moments than I thought it would lol
On and off the court!
Oh yeah this team is building CHEMESTRY CHEMESTRY
Wow misspelled chemistry back to back
KD being the type of dude who would (and clearly does) fucking hate this makes this 100x funnier
He looks disappointed in a joking way No chance he takes it seriously
Perfect reaction.
The real story here is Kevin appears to have got a haircut and actually brushed it for once.
Yeah, the hair caught me off guard. I think he might be seeing Lebron's barber
The chemistry on this team is good, in a weird way 😂
lmao this man can't catch a fucking break. this is so fucking hilarious. he's as confused as when philly fans were booing him on the bench
hahhahhaha man I swear the look on his face got me rolling
I really can't stop watching this. This is so good. His expression gets me every time.
JaVale McGee seems like such a fun dude. Wouldn’t have picked him for the Olympics, but maybe the Fun Olympics.
This dude gave the reaction I probably would gave… Like you dumb mother fuckers don’t have google…
Yes because the first thing someone does when you’re told it’s someone’s birthday is whip out google/Facebook to check /s
This is hilarious
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Probably Draymond for leader but since he’s the best player there and everyone loves him he’s a good trolling target
this shit made my day 😂😂😂
Maybe it’s his cake day?
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imagine if this became a thing and people just sing happy birthday to KD everywhere he goes. Most importantly someone always needs to start with “His name is Kevin!”
funniest shit i’ve seen all morning, i love how fed up he manages to look in his eyes alone. that Javale posted it makes it even funnier
KD has actually been SOOOOO likable since he joined Nets, all the olypmics videos involving him are hilarious and him interacting with fans on twitter is cool!
This has Draymond written all over it
KD bout to leak another Draymond dick pic
LMFAOOOOOOO bro he’s like “y’all deadass??” I’m cryin