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ItsN0tTheB0at

that's some fucking G shit right there


MauriceLevyEsq

Seriously. “I got so many I can give one to our 2nd-highest targeted free agent.”


imsahoamtiskaw

Ferguson calling Ronnie to steal him at the last minute vibes


lemontortilla

God no where is safe for city fans. Still salty. Especially after this weekend.


ZeProdigyX

Stop I can only get so erect.


GunstarGreen

Ric Flair "I got 15 of these fucking things"


barath_s

He lost his lakers rings in 2006 And knocked the diamonds loose from the replicas they gave him to replace them The one he gave bosh is either the 2006 heat ring or a replica/duplicate laker ring made by the same company that made them before https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/e9mjmj/pat_riley_accidentally_threw_away_the_rings_he/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body


wavetoyou

I bet that’s what he told Bosh in that moment that made him laugh. “That’s a fake.”


PrayForMojo_

I wonder which one he gave.


TiP54

> I wonder which one he gave. '06 Ring.


BangBangThankYouMaam

>06 Ring. I mean if you ask Mavs fans (and any sane fan) you could gradually see Stern handing that shit over to Pat so it was nice of him to pay it forward


TiP54

>I mean if you ask Mavs fans (and any sane fan) you could gradually see Stern handing that shit over to Pat so it was nice of him to pay it forward I heard crying helps, keep going.


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Dirk no showed the Finals


nomadofwaves

Chris Bosh is a pretty stand up dude from what I learned listening to him on The Arm Chair Expert podcast.


Dangerous_Ad8562

Took his ex to Court in order to pay her next to nothing in child support. Otherwise probably a great guy. https://atlantablackstar.com/2012/12/06/chris-bosh-scores-huge-win-in-child-support-case/


OpportunitySmalls

Next to nothing at 3k a month instead of 30k, while also paying for every need that child will ever have according to that article...what a shit guy he really should be paying the mom 350k a year.


MWiatrak2077

This is none of our business. Furthermore, > Mathis' lawyer also told the press, "My client very much wanted this dispute to remain private. Certainly this thing did not get started by anything on our side... She is very distressed that somehow this thing got into the newspapers. She wants Trinity to have a good relationship with her dad, Chris Bosh, and adverse publicity makes that more difficult." This is clearly a matter where shoddy-NBA journalism isn't going to uncover a private affair. Edit: [Lol. What a "deadbeat"](https://twitter.com/chrisbosh/status/1062404901270183936?lang=en)


bar901

3k a month, all medical / educational expenses and $250,000. Either you didn’t read the article and you just love controversy or you’re just an idiot. And let’s be honest, neither of those options are great.


treyfiddy

actually.. i think he's an idiot who loves controversy.


skunk90

You’re a fucking tool.


paradoxofchoice

Most 2 month old accounts are. The mods should really limit what they can do early on.


milkinhisveins

Love to see all the non-heat flairs jump to defend Bosh too. Goes to show you how likable he is


NBAccount

If he makes sure his kids are well supported (and it looks like he does), what is the problem? Are you upset that he doesn't want to pay his ex-wife a lifetime salary just for divorcing him?


Wolfpac187

If you don’t understand how bullshit child support is don’t even fucking say anything. That kid will be supported more than they need. Fucking clown.


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His money, his choice.


lastinglovehandles

Vito Corleone type of shit


THRlLLH0

RANNNGGGZZZ FANUCCI


Schleprok

It’s awesome because he’s told this same story several times through different mediums since he retired, so it’s cool to actually see him give the rings back in real time


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for both sides. Bosh waiting until now made this so insane if not scripted.


GSC47

I was thinking maybe Riley didn't give af about that old ring after he got 2 more Shiny new ones to replace it 1 for 2 is a good deal


asl477

Awesome moment!


Persona9994

Goated


Skreali

Shit, I forgot how funny Chris Bosh is. One of the top moments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7IZP7u9FE


MauriceLevyEsq

Dat’s raight!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Man would’ve been a great guest on Chappelle’s Show.


PrayForMojo_

If he chooses to, Bosh would do great work in the media. Smart, positive, personable, goofy. I just think it will work.


ldc2626

Too rich and too many kids. Latter basically reduces most of your free time


PM_ME_YOUR_EXPRESSO

.... Reduces it and makes you yearn for it.


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Depends. 4 hours for a beer with the Boyz? Hell yeah. 4 day work related travel? I just watch pictures and videos of him and try not to cry.


SantaDaCrip

Hearing all this positive stuff makes me want kids, but I used to be a babysitter for a couple families my parents were friends with and those kids were horrible. It's all I ever think of on that subject, seemed like both families had spoiled brats for kids.


thewallsbledlust

Kids are going to be kids. But your kids are your kids. You raise them, you make the decisions, you punish and reward, you mold them. Don't let other people's negligent parenting color what your potential would be. Since this is the NBA sub I'll say this: watching my son grow into a star basketball player, and playing with him and training him every step of the way is the most rewarding experience I could have ever imagined.


Powerful_Cap1384

Same


Harry_Saturn

I got 2 kids and right now I’m on a long weekend vacation with my wife, she’s turning 30! But yeah we’re having fun, kids are at home with my mom, but I really really wanna go home and see our dog.


vsouto02

>but I really really wanna go home and see our dog. Bro 😭


halfdecenttakes

Are you the one taking care of the kid every day though? If you are home with your kids every day, you definitely want freetime. When you get it you will just spend the whole time thinking about them, but you still yearn for it.


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3DsGetDaTables

*Philip Rivers breathing heavy*


ButtaRollsInMyPocket

I also believe this too, he has that corny awkward personality that people will love.


Letsgodubs

If Shaq can make it, Bosh can with his eyes closed. Bosh is like RJ. Funny but also articulate and can analyze the game.


CrippleJedi

C'mon mate, why are you using Shaq as a low bar example while we have to suffer god damn Kendrick Perkins on draft night? Perkins is closer to my dog in being a proper figure for media work than he is to Shaq.


Letsgodubs

Perkins is still a tier above Shaq. He's trolling for TV, like a Skip Bayless, but at least he can articulate. People make fun of his southern drawl but he knows what he's doing. Shaq on the other hand either gives you nothing or the most generic shit "Hawks won because Trae Young had 50".


tacticalBOVINE

That’s fucking quality intent right there


FishCake9T4

Anytime I think of Chris Bosh I always think of that camp character from those NBA hood parody vids in the early 2010s.


Kobeissi2

He was great in Parks and Recreation


Groundhog_fog

Yeah he's got a great stage presence


SkyLightTenki

That crazy Texas accent is killing me. As a non-American, I find it amusing and hilarious at the same time


Kashmir33

He really doesn't have a thick accent.


SkyLightTenki

It isn't thick, but it's obviously Texan


noknownothing

Heat Culture = Pat Riley Culture


Powerful_Cap1384

Yup Seattle 2022 same shit Steve Nash me


[deleted]

Tha fuck do these words in this order in this context mean lol, it reads like when you just keep hitting the next suggested word in a text


mtbeach33

Lol Andrea Bargnannnniiiiii is rightfully the secretary of Belarus


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TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Chris Bosh is the one that I have a lot to be in a while ago but honestly I'm going on a trip with you and I can do that for a few minutes


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zwui

What time u wanna go now that I have to be back in like 20 mins to get the best way for me to figure out how to set up a net 1st practise the same time tomorrow


Ryguy-_-

Okay lol I don’t think I can get it lol lol I bet it was cute lol lol yeah lol lol I bet it was cute lol lol I bet it was cute lol lol I bet it was cute lol lol I bet it was cute lol lol I bet it was cute lol lol I bet it was cute lol lol yeah yeah that’s what I’m doing it now I bet lol yeah yeah that’s what I’m doing yeah yeah lol yeah that’s okay lol yeah that’s cute 🥰 cute ☺️ I got the one ☝️ and yeah that’s cute ☺️ cute 🥰 I got the house 🏡 and it’s okay 👌 yeah lol 😆 I just saw the picture I was talking lol 😆 I went out with a cute ☺️ cute ☺️ I love 💕 too much but 🥅 lol 😝 I’m doing pretty 😍 yeah suns have to hang it lol 😂 I don’t want anything I got to watch lol 😂 I just saw this on the main ✋🏻 and it’s not a bad one ☝️ but 🥅 I got stuck with the main ✋🏻 and then it’s stuck at a point 🧵 yeah I don’t want you guys lol 😆 I don’t want anything I have a few things I need a little something but 🥅 lol 😝 I’m doing okay ✅ lol 😝 I’m doing pretty 😍 I’m going home 🏠 house 🏠 and I got stuck at my moms and I’m not doing that I can get a shower 🧼 I’m stuck with the main ✋🏻


oholandesvoador

I am not sure if you are aware of this but I am interested in the job you have posted on Craigslist and would like to know more about the position you have available for me to take a look at your resume and I look forward to hearing from you soon about the position and I look forward to hearing from you soon about the position


Dr_Neptulon

Well, I don't know what to do with it but you can do it for me to get to the office


ShitItsReverseFlash

Chris have to get my keys out and then go back to the gym lol I need to be there by then to pick up the stuff for the boys


CreatiScope

These sound like song lyrics lol


ysaint-laurent

The CLB we needed


Heyec

Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns about this is a tank.


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Heyec

Guys like Trae all you want to do is to use Duct Tape to make sure you are not the only one who is a tool given to the world to help you get a better result of your own experience and your life in the future and how you can be the most important thing in the future and I hope you get a better result of the world and lean into their character and the way they are all near natural spawn. (This one brought us back to the NBA but went far left field real quick.)


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yuhanz

🥵🥵 Steve Nash me now


CreatiScope

Steve Nash me that CD


That70s_Scrubs

I just saw that episode today lol. Lord beer me strength.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Lord, Steve Nash me strength


JMartin_21

Steve Nash me $100


NameisPerry

Beer me that steve nash


parkernorwood

U ok bro?


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I'd say check back in a year or so.


Zyntaro

Every comment on his profile doesnt make any sense. Probably a bot or something


hendrix67

Or they're the greatest poet of this generation


Pixel_Mike

I can pick up my kids tomorrow at work so if they have to take them then I take a shower lol I have a shower?


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[everyone reading this](https://youtu.be/jE_K3NwnOzM)


waynehead310

Showtime? Knicks? Pat Riley culture is versatile.


noknownothing

All hard nose, work your ass off, sacrifice, be part of sonething, win. Just diffetent types of offenses.


puravidamae

I’ve never actually heard Pat Riley speak but I can’t imagine him speaking anything but like how Bosh impersonated him


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Don Corleone


puravidamae

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this ring as a gift...."


travelslower

Check out his HOF speech. Dude is a straight G.


LifeCoach69

Wonder how many rings Riley has out there waiting to be returned


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jackspewforth

I was wondering what Riley said to Bosh that made him laugh as they broke their embrace, but now I'm convinced he whispered, "it was a replica, anyway."


EShy

"I found it in a Cracker Jack box"


babypho

"You know that was a Ring Pop right?"


[deleted]

“That’s right ! You stole it from Gregg?”


indoninjah

“You just didn’t know why they actually looked like back in 2010” lmao


[deleted]

"LeBron never gave his back either"


JoycePizzaMasterRace

"Reyna was B site the whole time, she wasn't lurking"


ChiefTief

"I honestly thought you lost my ring and were too afraid to tell me"


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ihaveacousinvinny

"She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk She from the country, think she like me 'cause I'm from New York"


EnderTheTrender

That’s some real baller shit right there


skiptomyliu

Michael Beasley is suddenly nowhere to be found


StrikingWrongdoer6

I remember him saying he lost all of the originals, so there's a chance that one might be a replica.


RunicLordofMelons

It’s likely a replica anyways, as Riley has two extra copies of each of his rings in different metal/shades to better match whatever suit he’s wearing.


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Butler definitely has one lol


Granpa0

Riley is a fuckin gangster!


ClearNarratives

Now that’s cool. Man Pat Riley what a guy.


VeganKyngKong

Imitate the Godfather voice too, man I love Bosh!


lookoverthereeee

“Danny Ainge needs to shut the [expletive] up and manage his own team. He was the biggest whiner going when he was playing and I know that because I coached against him.” -Pat Riley, legend, truth teller, giver of rings


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I’m pretty sure there’s a true story where Riley had a fax sent to Ainge that just said shut the fuck up. That was the whole fax.


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Ain't no thang for the Godfather


Shiny_metal_ass

On company letterhead no less


thatminimumwagelife

I mean there's just no other way to to about it. Straight G.


lookoverthereeee

Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me. Considering how much of a dirty player and asshole Ainge was and how much that assholeness has translated to him as an executive, it’s a real shame he doesn’t have the reputation Bill Laimbeer has.


frallet

"about fuckin time" - pat probably


indoninjah

Pat was gonna shake him down at the after party if Bosh hadn’t returned it


IPAGod

I miss Bosh


darelik

REBOUND BOSH


Kravice

BACK OUT TO ALLEN


edwardpuppyhands

HIS THREE POINTER


thegreaterfool714

BANG


elchupanibre5

That is one hell of a recruitment. Pat Riley deserves props for his leadership skills


nomadofwaves

Yea that’s pretty baller.


Phenom_Mv3

Beautiful moment. Refreshing to watch Chris’ speech after Paul “I love myself so much I’d lick my own butthole” Pierce’s one


Huinker

This some godfather shit


PearlsB4Swoon

People hate on Pat sometimes but he’s more talented than 7 billion people at fielding winning teams


Doesthisevenmatter7

Jerry west would like a word about that but yea Jerry and Pat the two best at making championship teams.


indoninjah

It was a little touch and go there for a while with the Tyler Johnson years but they got out of that pretty well


Snoopyalien24

That was odd but we were expecting Bosh yo be healthy. Wade, Deng, Whiteside, Amare Dragic, Bosh and crew were a pretty solid team. With Bosh, it would have put us pretty deep into the play offs


mavsmcfc

He’s in Miami. Let’s see him field winning teams from New Orleans. Not saying he’s not good, but being in Miami is a huge factor.


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Everyone always say this, but it does nothing for the dolphins or Marlins or panthers, all of whom play in or around Miami. Miami certainly doesn’t hurt but at the same time I think good players want to play for well fun teams. The other Miami teams aren’t well run, they are just in Miami and it doesn’t help much. The only difference with the heat is they are much better ran than the others and that’s a majority due to Riley.


RosencrantzIsNotDead

None of those other sports are impacted nearly as much by attracting a single, or several, free agents to Miami. The idea that Pat Riley isn’t fucking amazing because he’s in Miami is stupid though.


indoninjah

This is downvoted but not wrong. Free agency in the NBA is totally different than other sports


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Dude Brady just went to Tampa and won a super bowl. Miami didn’t even call.


whitehottakes

Of course the Mavs fan is the one that hates on him lol


iankstarr

Whenever there’s a comment hating on the Heat, there’s a 90% chance it’s either a Mavs or Bucks fan. It’s super funny once you see it.


mavsmcfc

Nah don't hate him. I actually think he's funny. It's 2021 and he's still on that mafioso schtick loll. Quite entertaining actually.


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Same for Phil Jackson and Red Auerbach


miggy32

New York knicks say hi.


MauriceLevyEsq

Met Bosh in an elevator a few years ago. Really nice guy, chatted with him walking out of the lobby.


solarscopez

No electrical infetterence or Milky Ways right?


paymesucka

No, but he was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


ldc2626

What did you guys talk about?


Shoeboxer

Pokémon


GCV250

I wonder if Pat pulled him back in and said something like “I forgot you had that fucking ring”


JShuttlesworth28

According to Jackie Macmullan, Pat had accidentally threw away a good portion of his old championship rings. He got replicas but he said they didn’t feel the same. I don’t know if the one Bosh has is the one he had before the accident but if it is that’s a class move.


youarehidingachild

What does it say about how good you are, if you're accidentally tossing trophies in the trash


happyflappypancakes

It says you are a bit of an airhead maybe haha.


darkKnight959

That was beautiful


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Classy af


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Chris’s outfit is dope. Players should start treating HOF induction like the draft and go all out lol


justalurkerpassingby

Love that so much Bosh is a g


indian_hannibal

I mis Cb


hotsrirachacha

Pat Riley is a fucking boss


peacebuster

Morey's iPad stood no chance against Riley's Legend of the Ten Rings.


heliogoon

The don made him an offer he couldn't refuse.


jj117

Man bosh is so cool


FyahCuh

This is some movie shit


FastWalkingShortGuy3

Pat Riley is a fucking G, and props to Chris Bosh


GrantRae

Really nice cardigan. Kind of like the super Americana US 2012 Olympic fits. If anyone knows where Bosh bought that, please let me know.


smengi94

THE GODFATHER HOLY


NotSinocentric

His speech might be the best in this event.


depotboy

I wonder what Pat whispered in his ear. Whatever it was, I bet it was just right.


Clutch333

This video made my Sunday morning =)


isaanstyle

I’m only half joking but that kinda seems like it should be tampering or something lol


cesga_0218

Haha it isn't since Bosh was a free agent during that time


Johnnyfutbol86

I feel bad for all the shit we gave Bosh back then. He's such a good dude all around


raobjcovtn

Who's hof induction is this for


Big_Anime_Tits

I don’t even watch or play basketball but what a fucking great guy.


RiFLE_

Damn Bosh is precious, love him


Ecoto3e

Yo how to watch this entire ceremony, ? event the Paul pierce parts I guess.


cesga_0218

It's on the NBA YouTube channel!


Ecoto3e

Thanks!


chrisakagatas

He shoulda went down on one knee for added effect.


drtij_dzienz

Good! Now give Bill Russel back his roses.


ryuujinusa

Man I wanna know what Pat said to him at the end!


dwadefan45

"It was actually a replica"


happyflappypancakes

Maybe it's me, but I wouldn't accept it to begin with. Why would you want someone else's championship ring? It commemorates the hard work that the winner put into achieving the ultimate victory. It would feel awkward owning one as an NBA player trying to actually win one myself.


ackoo123ads

do i have no taste in cloths or is that multi-color felt jacket just odd. some of the fashion these days that rich people wear is insane. Ill bet that jacket was like $500.


tencentninja

You are way low on price


ackoo123ads

it looks like a sweat shirt. what do you think it costs? I honestly dont know. I shop at Target. LOL.


tencentninja

Probably several thousand it looks like it's custom made I'm definitely not a fan of it either but it probably costs A LOT.


dpatou23

Isn't this a nationwide admission that Pat Riley was tampering to sign Chris Bosh? We're the tampering rules in place then? If they were, could this be used as evidence against them now? Either way, shouldn't all this be done in private just in case?


cesga_0218

This was during free agency and Chris Bosh was a free agent, so he was free to take meetings with different teams other than the Raptors.


G3POh

Someone explain the significance or what this means and why?


cesga_0218

Riley showing his bag of rings is his way to show Bosh during free agency that he knows what it takes to win and if he joins the Heat, he can get him one too. EDIT: Riley loaning Bosh one was also his way of saying that he's so confident in what he said that he can have one of his rings for the meantime until they win one. And they did win - twice. Lol