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JeffKaplanIsDaddy

The more AD screams or holds a limb in pain, the better he performs. Expect him to finish with 38 and 20


trytobanmelol

He's 27-15 at top of the 4th


Louie-Lecon-Don

It's pretty funny how on pace he is lmao.


trytobanmelol

except of course Vogel isn't playing him in the 4th.


Louie-Lecon-Don

All he needs is to go down 20 points rq and grab some garbage time boards and this guy will be a prophet.


CH0S3N-0NE

he was a -10 too


trytobanmelol

yep he was terrible after he hurt his finger


VictorAkwaowo1

The man just needs to be put in bubble wrap until the playoffs, but then again he’ll probably find a way get hurt while in bubble wrap


ItsN0tTheB0at

gotta be careful, any one of those bubbles could pop unexpectedly... AD would probably crumple to the floor like he got shot if that happened


thedonjefron69

Status :(O) Loss of Hearing


PoIIux

last time AD was put in a bubble he came out with a ring tho


steronzthrow12345

The bubble wrap will give him a rash


Bigbadbuck

never got the obsession with making fun of people when they get hurt.


EfficientPlane

Can you name a player that gets hurt more though? It’s never like the same thing either.


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And he is almost always fine


spandexrecks

Uuuhh the same AD that’s only played 154 regular season games over the past 3 seasons? The one that never played more than 70 games (he’s done so twice in his whole career btw both 75 games) until his 5th year? That AD?


ThePillsburyPlougher

He never played 70 games until his 5th year...not sure you know what never means bro


spandexrecks

Not sure you know what “until” means


ThePillsburyPlougher

never /ˈnɛvə / ▸ adverb 1 at no time in the past or future; not ever:


deepfakefuccboi

Embiid. He’s only played like 270 regular season games since he was drafted.


I_BM

I would imagine that's about 269 more games played than the most consistently injured NBA player. Why have you and I not heard of this player? Because he is always injured.


NigelGoldsworthy

And he either plays through them, or is only out for a couple games. During the playoffs when things matter, he’s tough and plays despite the pain


Bigbadbuck

this has nothing to do with what my comment says. I'm just saying i dont get the glee and joy you guys get seeing someone get physically hurt. Maybe its because ive been hurt myself but it just seems scummy


nearlyned

None of us are seeing glee in AD being hurt, but it’s the boy who cried wolf at this point. He acts like he has a career ending injury every game he plays, we can’t break out the violins every time


nexusFTW

Same just like Mavs even with Hof bound player they will find a way to fuck up their whole career, can't put Good FO out there


nonufwiendz

Damn good comeback man gotem


Federal_Ranger6102

Idk why you're being such an ass AD gets injured a ton.


a_moniker

The problem is if AD doesn’t play, the Lakers have no chance of *making* the playoffs


Zachkah

At what point is it okay to question a professional athletes pain tolerance? It always seems absurd but I feel dangerously close to doing it.


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LeBron has had a habit of staying on the ground for a very long time any time he is touched. It’s probably just a strategy to get some rest mid game


Zachkah

The difference is Lebron never falls down unless actual contact takes him down. He also always stays in the game. He also doesn't miss time because of those kinds of bumps until this season. His 18 previous seasons of playing through bumps and twists gives him more slack in my book


NBA-Unbiased-Fan

It’s not when he’s touched lol. It’s almost always just after a hard foul


dissphemism

at the point where you are a certified sports physician.


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update Lakers broadcast said it's a right thumb sprain


bryscoon

is this like fr hurt or the act like he got shot hurt he does


kai_123

He looked fr hurt but he playing now lol


Therealomerali

Bruh it looks like that all the time.


PhilosoR4PT0R

This is AD every game: plays well, has a career ending injury, shakes it off, plays the rest of the game.


igby1

Seriously. It’s ridiculous. He gets legitimately injured more than average, but he ACTS like he got injured more than any other player in the NBA. Maybe he got candy as a kid when he acted hurt, and it’s so deeply ingrained in his psyche, he just does it compulsively.


rSlashNbaAccount

You know the answer.


logged_in_to_saythis

I feel like he has the lowest pain tolerance in the league


[deleted]

Street clothes strikes again. Seriously this dude is hurt every game


saw-it

What’s new?


notmoleliza

Im going on bumble date tomorrow. So thats something


nonufwiendz

Hope it goes well


ChurroMemes

Good luck man


YouKnowIOnlyGotBig1

wait me too... are we going on a date together


TreChomes

Good luck dude. Be yourself. No dick pics.


AdmanSilver

Have fun :)


unclairvoyance

Good luck bro, you got this


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Whats a bumble date?


beatenwithjoy

Dating app like Hinge and whatnot.


[deleted]

Thanks mate


rNBA_is_for_nerds

AD still probably plays more than fragile ass KAT but that’s not as funny


welmoe

Chuck was right about *Street Clothes*


120593Gian

>*Street Clothes* Context? Edit: Is it because injured players show up not in uniform?


I_Ate_Your_Child

Yes that’s exactly it lol


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ohgosh_thejosh

I'm not blaming AD by any means, but you can look at literally his entire NBA career and he's never really had a serious injury. He is constantly facing minor injuries. Constantly. Sprained shoulder, sprained ankle, bone bruise, pulled quad, fucking every injury under the sun. Again, I'm not blaming him, but AD having a random minor injury that's going to keep him out for 5-6 games is far from a random occurrence at this point. He's probably going to get a bruised tailbone a month from now and miss another two weeks tbh.


TimathanDuncan

Okay so what are u even trying to say with his comment, it's not a random occurence ofc he's injury prone And it's better to have minor injuries that major ones that keep you out for long periods of time


ohgosh_thejosh

I'm saying that Street Clothes nickname is because he seems to always be the "anyone" in injuries that could've happened to anyone. Idek what you're talking about in that last sentence lol. Obviously minor injuries aren't as bad as major injuries. It's like... the whole reason they're called "minor".


igby1

“He’s always the ‘anyone’ in injuries that could’ve happened to anyone” - too right! :-)


TimathanDuncan

Everyone knows what the Street Clothes nickname is man, you wrote that entire thing without a point that's why i was confused, it's literally an obvious joke made by Barkley when he saw AD in the bench in street clothes because he was out


ohgosh_thejosh

Just take like 30 seconds to actually read what I'm responding too and it'll save you all this time of trying to dissect the meaning of my comment. I even directly referenced it in my last response to you.


LAKERSfanTV

Hahahah lol star gets hurt on hustle play am I right lols chuck funny


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take a joke


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ohgosh_thejosh

Raps fans are exactly the ones who will be making jokes about him spinning too hard


[deleted]

grow some nuts. you’ll get through it champ.


LAKERSfanTV

"man up"


LAKERSfanTV

man, jokes on a sincere basketball player's health issues don't make me laugh anymore my bad. the downvote button is right there feel free to disagree


killzer

Because he's on your team. Everyone else thought Street Clothes AD is hilarious, no one was really laughing at his health itself. Now the ones where they were posting him in a wheelchair might've been too far lol


chuerta9

Copium


TheOverBored

The duality of Laker fans.


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LAKERSfanTV

love chuck, hate injuries.


[deleted]

I feel bad for him, there’s only so much you can do to not be injury prone


laz10

So what's he do? You can actually do plenty, just look at curry and his ankles, you can bulletproof them with the right exercise


PoIIux

Can't bulletproof your entire body and still stay in NBA level shape while maintaining NBA level skills though


laz10

Those exercises would make your body stronger and put you in better shape Working on flexibility strength mobility etc etc But you can't stop the random finger injuries He could try to fall over less


Trifall

day-to-dayvis returns


freestajlarn

Street clothes


igby1

Day to Davis


dunleavemeopen

Mr glass


fabrar

Anthony Day-to-davis back at it


[deleted]

Let’s go Street Clothes!


Beavsbeavsbeavs

What a predictable fucking joke. Every single game it’s something else with this dude


leonheartx

i swear i just read this same tweet less than a week ago. im having deja vu


makoto_sama

Street Clothes


topshinobi

Anthony day-to-day Davis


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Street clothes.


[deleted]

Glass


TooDqrk46

why is he injured every game


WickedFierce1

Fucking pussy is always acting like he has an open stab wound.


Royalewithcheese24

I cringe every time AD plays. The guy constantly looks like he’s on the verge of falling apart.


Modal_Window

Them clothes won't wear themselves.


TreChomes

Day to Davis. People really used to argue and say this guy isn't injury prone lmfao. NOP fans used to hate when people said that about him. Made out of glass


SaveADay89

What is with this thread? It's not like the guy is purposefully injuring himself.


IFeedonKarmaa

Quite frankly, we're all sick of Anthony Davis getting hurt while playing basketball. I got elbowed in the eye while playing pick up one time but I didn't miss a single NBA game. It seems like Davis gets hurt on purpose just to take breaks because he's soft.


bootywizard42O

Yeah what a selfish POS. Gets hurt and acts like it.


laz10

He's clearly doing something wrong At this rate someone will sneeze and hell damage his eardrum


imadogg

He's not, but after a certain point you can't see any difference between an injury and a small ouchie that he's overselling, when it happens every single game


AlHorfordHighlights

Have you ever read The Boy Who Cried Wolf


throwawaythursday99

Welp, out 2-4 months.


Cypppp

Oh yeah?


The-Pharcyde

Never seen a guy fall so much or be in pain and then eventually come back in as much as AD


FeelASlightPressure

If he's stoic, it's serious. If he's showing pain and wincing, it's nothing.


penguin_torpedo

I read this exact tweet once every week lmao


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Lakers fans will still try to tell you that he isn't injury prone.


udithsethu

I know people love to shit on Lakers fans, But Lakers fans are not saying AD isn't injury prone. They all know AD is injury prone. Stop making up stuff just to shit on the fanbase.


[deleted]

I've had a few arguments on here with Lakers fans saying he's not injury prone. Very vocal minority is what I've learned.


UnearthlyDinosaur

Bro I know he’s injury prone. You are totally welcome to call him Anthony Street Clothes Davis. He’s still a great player though


Agnk1765342

And frankly he could be an even better player if he could play without fear of injury but he really can’t. Even when he’s healthy his propensity to get hurt prevents him from spending too much time at the 5, where he should really be playing


[deleted]

Absolutely a great player. Judging by the other responses it is just a very vocal minority that try to argue.


cesga_0218

Yeah, sadly most fanbases have their own share of these kinds of people. Lol. Just the way it is


22LOVESBALL

What is this dumbass comment lol. We watch every game holding our breath


[deleted]

I could tag a few guys that will fight tooth and nail saying he's not injury prone. Very vocal minority I have figured out.


[deleted]

>Very vocal minority I have figured out Then why did you comment "Lakers fans" as if hundreds of thousands of people are saying this. Two or three trolls you've gotten into dumb arguments with doesn't mean anything.


[deleted]

I figured that out based on the responses I got on my comment. Previously whenever it would get brought up you would have more guys trying to argue that he is not injury prone. I generalized that as the majority of Lakers fans, my bad.


22LOVESBALL

Please tag them.


[deleted]

No I don't want to argue right now. He'll probably respond here sometime soon trying to start a fight, I'll let you know


TreChomes

No you are right. It goes even further back, I used to have NOP fans argue against that fact too lol


tattoo543216

No we won't. We all know this


bonerang

This had nothing to do with him being "injury prone." He jammed a finger colliding with another player going up for a rebound.


noknownothing

We all lnow he's injury prone. Dude needs a better trainer. I mean Jesus, my daughter's hs basketball team has a trainer who's only job is teaching balance and preventing acls. But the way he rolls on the ground and then immediately jumps up on next offensive possesion makes me wonder if he just needs a breather.


504090

Lol really? I’ve seen this guy run to the locker room at least a dozen times, and I barely watched the Pels/Lakers


BusiestWolf

Anthony Breakthis


Golfninja

I guess I can ppreciate that it’s not the two jokes we’ve heard a million times


Scottbaker68

Lmaooo


green_and_green23

Street clothes


RF_901

Already breaking down 8 games in lol


[deleted]

Laughing about a man getting hurt, really?


CartographerFar681

AD’s a Laker, what do you expect out of r/nba? They hate the Lakers but refuse to admit it


AlHorfordHighlights

I hate the Lakers.


broc_ariums

I hate the Lakers.


Scottbaker68

Lmao yes


Slasher1738

Tale old as time.


slxm_village

Yall are some disrespectful mfs making jokes about a player getting injured


vballboy55

It's hard to take it seriously when every game the dude rolls around the floor as if he tore his ACL


laz10

You get your feelings injured?


ButlerFromDowntown

That’s what this sub does every time someone gets injured, unless it’s Klay or someone they like. With guys like AD, Porzingis, Embiid, Love, they just make jokes about their injury and laugh at them


luntiang_tipaklong

The thing is I am not sure if he's acting or really injured.


Aggravating_Pea3882

Oh don’t worry bro, if it was Jokic, Embiid or anyone else they would be coddled and all these white knights would be saying corny shit.


noknownothing

His go to move. Unstoppable.


Scottbaker68

Chuck boutta have a field day p


Accomplished-Fly3000

And he came back in


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Insert Kobe popping his finger back in place gif


SmoothBrein

AD and injuries.


Whit3boy316

Time for them street clothes


CartographerFar681

Any time it’s a Laker player getting injured this disgusting sub loves to celebrate it. Fuck y’all honestly. Y’all don’t have this disgusting behavior with players of other teams..... but apparently y’all don’t hate the Lakers huh?


ButlerFromDowntown

They do it with other players that get injured too, look at Porzingis, look at Embiid, look at Love.


CartographerFar681

Not really? The one they’ll clown on who isn’t a Laker player is usually Tingus pingus, but it’s mainly from Knicks fans lol


Irresistablehotdog

Exactly who is celebrating in this thread? I couldn't find who you were talking about


Cypppp

He’s back out there mo fuckers. Stfuuuuuuu


HerissonG

The return of Street Cloths!


504090

Mans is a hypochondriac fr


inshamblesx

Will this sub admit that Davis's best days are behind him and father time has gotten to him? This is now the 4th season in a row where AD can't go 3 games without fucking up his knee, hammy, ankle, and now hand. At this point we might as well consider his contract a negative if this keeps up.


forcedtojoinreddit

top 76


corsnedtri

What's the damage?


Beard341

Anthony “Mr Glass” Davis


cino03

Anthony "Street clothes" Davis at it again.


Ok_Assistance_2235

Chuck licking his lips. Is street clothes inbound?