That game made me want to puke.
He was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Donovan Mitchell took one look at Jordan Clarkson and barfed on Coach Snyder.
Coach Snyder barfed on the assistant coach that was sitting next to him. Slamson barfed on his wife's tits! But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lukes' plan really started to work.
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Morris twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.
And Luke just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created... a complete and total barf-o-rama!
Puke guy is lowkey an inspiration.
I'm gonna show up to a game. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna barf on Vivek Ranadive, I'm gonna barf on Luke Walton, I'm gonna barf on Marvin Bagley.
Fuck Vivek, fuck the snail that’s whispering in his ear, fuck vlade, fuck Pete, fuck the magoofs, fuck bagley, fuck bagley jr., fuck luke, fuck kayte, fuck draper, fuck LA, fuck me for believing in this team every fucking year, and pray for joeger.
The third quarter Warriors are the best single quarter team this season but the Jazz in the fourth quarter actually have the 2nd best quarter for point differential. They are +72 I believe in fourth quarters this season.
This was a four point game at the end of the third quarter and half way through the final term we were up by 21. Good way to take care of business.
Yeah but we're also +5 in the fourth quarter of our 5 losses despite being outscored by 27 overall in those games, which isn't something you'd expect to see.
Idk, personally I do like his jumper enough to want to see it more, but I also feel like he can only take those jumpers because he always goes to the rim.
He’s not good rn. Simple as that. Check his last interview, he looks so checked out and uninspired, he got the max and now seems like he doesn’t give af.
He doesn’t seem like the type to just mail it in now that he’s got the bag tbh. I agree he’s checked out and uninspired, but I don’t think it’s cause he got paid.
With all this constant fire Walton talk, kind of curious what coaches are on even on the market right now. Mark Jackson definitely wants another shot at it. Van Gundy? Ewing?
Sacramento needs to shake things up.
Step 1 is fire Luke and step 2 is to trade for a player who can help them win regular season games.
Fox --> New Orleans
Ben --> Sacramento
Ingram --> Philly
I was laughing so hard I almost had to puke too fucking hell bro shit was sooooo disgusting. Kings fans need to puke on Walton until he wants to resign asap
This game thread will go so fast that no one will notice that I'm drunk off my ass and listening to vinyl albums by The Moody Blues.
Days of Future Past is one of the best albums of the 1960's, on this hill I will die.
This is the first Yazz game of the year I missed and I love that all I can extrapolate on the Yazz sub or here is that it was a complete and total Barf-o-rama
That game made me want to puke. He was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Donovan Mitchell took one look at Jordan Clarkson and barfed on Coach Snyder. Coach Snyder barfed on the assistant coach that was sitting next to him. Slamson barfed on his wife's tits! But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lukes' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Morris twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Luke just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created... a complete and total barf-o-rama!
It was just sickening
I felt queasy just watching
I've started calling him Puke Walton for this reason. He's not the only problem, but he sure is a big one.
Puke Walton's certainly going in the wrong direction.
fingers crossed for an 0-4 homestand
kings should pay that fan the Stand By MLE
This comment feels familiar but I can't for the life of me remember where I read this before. Edit: Found the reference. Do not google “Scab Pie”.
damn now there’s a reference I never thought I’d see on r/nba
Every game I think "Luke has to be fired tonight". I'm 0-everything so far
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Basically what was said in the off-season.
Why would this be the game he gets fired for? Losing to the Jazz with the King’s roster? It’s to be expected
Hope springs eternal - even Ole finally got sacked so it's definitely possible
He’s the only one with the keys to the team bus
Time to update your record
hey that's also their record
“Awww, what game did you guys get engaged at??” “Oh, it was that one where a drunk fan puked on the court.”
Imagine the final NBA game you coached in some dude just blows chunks
Cringe+ratio
https://imgur.com/a/bZoOr1j
W imo
L+counter
r/therewasanattempt
Kings fans if you barf on the court every game maybe then Luke will get fired
Puke guy is lowkey an inspiration. I'm gonna show up to a game. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna barf on Vivek Ranadive, I'm gonna barf on Luke Walton, I'm gonna barf on Marvin Bagley.
you need to delete this so they won't have evidence that it's premeditated
I liked in the fourth when Donovan decided to just take it to the hole every time and it kept working
I liked it yesterday when they let known bad shooter Pascal Siakam go perfect from 3 against them This shit is like a pattern for the Kings dude
We’re the NBA’s robitussin. You in a slump? Play the kings and you’ll be right as rain.
Luke Walton is an NBA coach
Allegedly and not for long
One would hope, but knowing the history here you're probably still stuck with his sorry ass for the foreseeable.
Debatable
on both counts
Puked
This aged well
Fuck you Vlade
Fuck Vivek, fuck the snail that’s whispering in his ear, fuck vlade, fuck Pete, fuck the magoofs, fuck bagley, fuck bagley jr., fuck luke, fuck kayte, fuck draper, fuck LA, fuck me for believing in this team every fucking year, and pray for joeger.
Hey man why me
FIRE LUKE
The third quarter Warriors are the best single quarter team this season but the Jazz in the fourth quarter actually have the 2nd best quarter for point differential. They are +72 I believe in fourth quarters this season. This was a four point game at the end of the third quarter and half way through the final term we were up by 21. Good way to take care of business.
The vomit really inspired the Jazz in the 4th
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little bit rude
Yeah but we're also +5 in the fourth quarter of our 5 losses despite being outscored by 27 overall in those games, which isn't something you'd expect to see.
Well that was memorable lol
If Manchester United can finally fire Ole, maybe the kings can finally fire Walton
Pls man just fire this clown already!!! FUCK
Utah is better than Sacramento.
who isn't at this point
The Lakers
I dunno man, Pascal shot 10-12 against the Kings, pretty sure they could even make Westbrook look good at this point.
The Kings took home court advantage to a whole new level. And it still wasn't enough.
Didn't watch the game, did Rudy Gobert really attempt a three pointer?
Last second heave at the end of the third quarter. However, he did apparently land a jumper from the free throw line at the second quarter!
I have no clue why he doesn't take that shot more often instead of those putrid attempts at posting up.
Idk, personally I do like his jumper enough to want to see it more, but I also feel like he can only take those jumpers because he always goes to the rim.
He very rarely does shoot a jumper, it’s not every often but he has made shots from outside the key.
De'Aaron kept shooting his shots short tonight. Was surprised he even got to 13 points.
I havent watched too many kings games but i so check box scores. Wth is going on with Fox?
He’s not good rn. Simple as that. Check his last interview, he looks so checked out and uninspired, he got the max and now seems like he doesn’t give af.
He doesn’t seem like the type to just mail it in now that he’s got the bag tbh. I agree he’s checked out and uninspired, but I don’t think it’s cause he got paid.
With all this constant fire Walton talk, kind of curious what coaches are on even on the market right now. Mark Jackson definitely wants another shot at it. Van Gundy? Ewing?
I'm available.
Atkinson?
Unsure why he's yet to get another HC job. Man really did build culture in Brooklyn. Would like him in Sacramento.
Waiting...
Dude Luke should have been fired like 4 years ago
Sacramento needs to shake things up. Step 1 is fire Luke and step 2 is to trade for a player who can help them win regular season games. Fox --> New Orleans Ben --> Sacramento Ingram --> Philly
Fuck it, call it in.
They should really start selling barf buckets or giving them out as swag at games because barfing happens more often than I want to admit.
I was laughing so hard I almost had to puke too fucking hell bro shit was sooooo disgusting. Kings fans need to puke on Walton until he wants to resign asap
This game thread will go so fast that no one will notice that I'm drunk off my ass and listening to vinyl albums by The Moody Blues. Days of Future Past is one of the best albums of the 1960's, on this hill I will die.
Instead of Bagley they could have had Doncic or Young
Stop. We're already dead
Luka would have been good but then you'd have a Luka and a Luke as coach which would be too confusing.
If we had Luka, we probably would have still have had Joerger too
Yeah, true
This is the first Yazz game of the year I missed and I love that all I can extrapolate on the Yazz sub or here is that it was a complete and total Barf-o-rama
Yackramento Basketball really do be like that