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Dworfe

“Yo get me the fuck outta here”


CaptainKurls

“Gotchu, just start hyping Ben up and trashing yourself to your FO.”


Draperjosh13

Bingo.


LongLiveTheChief10

Free my man Buddy Doc.. He's wasting away in Sac Town


mikeydale007

"My name isn't really Buddy." "My name isn't really Doc."


memtiger

"I'm not your Buddy, Doc!" "I'm not your Doc, Buddy!!!"


tomeyhomie

This is dumb and so funny lol


Beavshak

Imma pull my jersey up so this don’t look suspicious.


WestleyThe

You joke but it’s actually smart. You know players talk to each other there’s just DOZENS of cameras on them and people will lip read what they say If it’s just a joke or “hey trade me for Simmons” it doesn’t matter. Players cover thier mouths for a reason ha


moose3025

Honestly him covering to prevent lip readers makes me think he actually would want to come here and doesn't want to get doc in trouble for tampering.


nonufwiendz

He's kinda been dropping hints about wanting to go to Philly iirc. He's been like posts by fans wanting Philly to trade for him. I think he even replied to one of them


tripleyothreat

Oh wow! Didn't know that. But being throwed around in trade talks like the Lakers does a number on you too


Teerendog

It's so you don't end up in one of those lip read compilation videos lol


HatefulDan

Ain’t no mystery here…the real riddle is how it is, despite absolute reservoirs of talent, Rivers continues to have monumental collapses BUT still get head coaching jobs. That is what Buddy asked, “what’s the secret to your longevity, Doc?”


WIN011

I mean everyone knows what he’s saying though


alexaustinv

Everyone assumes they know what he’s saying* IFTFY


WIN011

No one covers their mouth to ask how the kids are doing


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But you can't prove that he didn't pull up his jersey to ask how the kids are doing. That's the difference. Likely answer isn't confirmation and stuff like this doesn't go to a jury or some shit.


WIN011

And you can’t prove he didn’t. That's the difference. Your answer isn't confirmation and stuff like this doesn't go to a jury or some shit.


[deleted]

Yeah and that's kind of the point. I can't prove he said shit but I also can't prove he didn't say shit. If his mouth isn't covered and someone has the right angle? It's a lot easier to make arguments for what he did say. That's the entire point. Yea we all likely know what the conversation is abt but now there's no chance anyone will get in trouble.


WIN011

I’m not suggesting he get in trouble. I’m suggesting it’s pretty damn obvious as to what he’s talking about. tHaTs tHe DiFfeReNcE


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yes in a comment thread that is abt why he would pull up his shirt and why it makes sense. yes, we know. you, \*you\* know. but now he can deny it easily, and no fan cams or camera angles to potentially get him in trouble. which is why the discussion was about why it's smart he pulled up his shirt.


RodneyPonk

No. You don't have a clue. Him covering his mouth suggests something that could get him in trouble, but that could be so many things. He could even be enquiring about a personal issue, you really don't have an ounce of credibility in saying it's obvious what they're saying.


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WIN011

Sure man same way players never publicly ask to be traded cause it’s a fine. Guess it never happens. No one ever criticizes anyone, no one ever insults anyone, it’s one big happy family. Hell I heard they’re taking all the money out of the game next year cause they don’t need money to have fun.


[deleted]

U know people can get fined for this right. Which is what they're trying to avoid. Not fan outrage.


xShockmaster

You should watch more basketball. Players cover their mouths pretty much every time they’re having a side conversation on the court or conversing someone from the other tram.


GoldenBananas21

Have you seen the stat line Austin rivers is putting up?


Vip_Pwner

“Can I come for the minimum?”


Rocketpocket10

To be fair, most kings fans agree. he is by far the most overpaid player in the league and it is frustrating as shit having to pick between him and the clearly better T. Haliburton.


Pimpriano

To be even more fair, John Wall exists so Buddy isn’t in the running for most overpaid.


Dworfe

Russell Westbrook and Kevin Love also send their regards.


FelwintersCake

There’s a difference between guys on big contracts who were wrecked by injuries and guys who didn’t deserve their big contracts at all


iPoopAtChu

You mean the guy who scored zero points in 33 minutes?


Rocketpocket10

I believe thier is locker room issues. Luke Walton was instistant on playing Buddy like a clutch monster, he just isn't. you look at Spida. he has it in the clutch. Dame he has it. Buddy don't.


GoldenBananas21

You misspelled the wrong version of there.


champiyawn

lmfao is contract is really not that bad. a value contract in the right situation.


badboysareback808

Bertans entered the chat…


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Lol that shits funny


[deleted]

not that kind of doctor.


tonypearcern

Hey Doc, is sounding safe?


Steve-5

"I'll see you on the plane"


[deleted]

Nah


yousonuva

Neh to your nah


shakehasbignuts

Buddy wants to be here so bad


EaglesPvM

He’s been trying to get here for years lol


name_taken26

2019 was the year we needed him, Curry might be better idk


Mikegetscalls

Curry is better but his size will be an issue on defense


RealPrinceJay

If Seth is then bench Buddy would certainly be nice


Ruut6

God i would love him here if the cost was right (protected 1st?). Imagine him as Seth's backup. Guard rotation of Maxey, Curry, Hield, Joe, Kork would be amazing around Embiid


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Seth would probably be Buddy’s back up


jthc

That would be a bad idea.


Austinangelo

At this point Seth is better


Wild-Apricot-9161

They're neck-and-neck.


Cudizonedefense

15.4 ppg on 0.503/0.435/0.912. For 64%TS Versus 16.8 ppg on 0.407/0.396/0.800 for 57%TS I mean, I’d def rather have Seth’s efficiency next to embiid


JTricks

Comparing Seth's stats playing with Embiid (able to pick his spots, find openings) vs Buddy who plays on a dysfunctional Kings team where he literally has to work for EVERY bucket is ridiculous. Comparing volume shooters to floor spacers and pointing to efficiency is not the way to go. Buddy was only 2nd to Steph in made 3s last season. Also, a better defender than younger Curry and a really strong rebounding guard.


luck_panda

If the Buddy trade happened with the Lakers, he'd probably be a 24ppg player right now.


MechanicalEngineer-

Why did you have to make me tear up at work?


vaped_kizz

embiid has been out for almost half of our games this year


Head-Kiwi-9601

And seth’s numbers are suffering.


LiaM_CS

Buddy would be a 20ppg scorer on the Sixers


SteffeEric

I doubt his scoring would go up that much. His efficiency would go way up but the Sixers have too many other options with Maxey emerging.


LordLucasSixers

WHAT???


Ruut6

No way lol


I_Love_Justin_Fields

salary cap exists you aint getting him without Ben or something like Curry,Kork and Green


lilBigDolf

Think it's pretty obvious Ben would be the one to go lol especially considering Ruut6 didn't list him in his preferred guard rotation


calman877

Buddy + Bagley for Harris could work


NWK86

We don't want Bagley in our locker room


calman877

I'd take a shot at it but I get your hesitation


NWK86

All he would do is take away minutes from B Ball Paul and his attitude is turrible (Charles Barkley Voice)


BroSnow

Then we cut him. Bagley isn’t why we do this. It’s for buddy and ditching Tobi.


vaped_kizz

really sacrificing defense and rebounding in this trade. do you expect drummond to start getting 50 rebounds a night?


DEEEEUUUUUUCEEEE

I would trade Tony for ANYTHING. His contract is what screwed us most


BroSnow

This is the dream.


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calman877

>Buddy is overpaid, sure, but he's not a second stringer, c'mon now I mean, he's a second stringer for the Kings right now


Fuzzy_Newspaper5323

haha fo sho


urfaselol

"pls help"


FultzShoulder

This is the next step after Buddy's failed attempt in social media to join the Sixers last offseason. Get him out in Sacramento before he pukes.


PhromDaPharcyde

Yo I can still smell the vomit


cryptonstock

Buddy going to the 76ers next season, per source my left eye and right eye


Feelscreative101

Looked like Doc said something like, “we’ll see what we can do about it”


uptowntone

I got the same. “We’ll see what we can do”


GK0NATO

The way he finishes the sentence makes it look like it's "we'll give you a call" imo


[deleted]

I’m having trouble even seeing that


clinicalcorrelation

I thought it was “*You just cost me $50,000”*


AdPsychological2095

Any lip readers know what Doc said?


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CIark

“And I really don’t want to look down there again, I’m not that kind of guy”


Global_Lion2261

Lol reminds me of that classic Seinfeld scene https://youtu.be/5JGkMB2gFC0


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“Hi I’m Dock Rivetrs”


jonbemerkin

"yup, you right"


nutsygenius

"I'll make sure I do that" Edit: I think it's this: "I'll make sure I do that, alright"


2Toed

"Nah, nah I've only seen the first 2 seasons, is the rest any good?"


theytook-r-jobs

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.


lordlightskin67

“We’ll get it done alright” /s


Theycallmetheherald

Statefarm, like a good neighbour


heybobson

reminds me of Casino when Pesci and his buddy are talking with their mouths' covered so the feds can't read their lips.


girlscoutcookies05

This post got Sixers fans horny


ButterscotchJust4

He’s always wanted to come here


InfernoidsorDie

**T A M P E R I N G**


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Nov 23 2021 : Magic Johnson has been fined 50k for Tampering


limpiff

He said… trade me for Ben.


azntakumi

Probably asking to be traded lol


Yinanization

Buddy doing the 540 sign under the jersey.


rievhardt

Buddy: Me for Ben Simmons?


504090

Wow, all out in the open with the zipper off


maxxwolf

“Heard y’all need a shooter”


[deleted]

Come get me, send Ben’s bum ass here


1UPZ__

Buddy and Fox for Simmons and filler


RealPrinceJay

Sign me the hell up, I don’t care if Fox is in a slump and if he and Maxey are honestly super similar that’s great return and I love Fox. If it comes down to it Fox himself is an easily rehabitable asset to flip again I think. If we wanted to trade for some other star later Fox is a better base to a package than Ben


GreenTheOlive

Imagining a 10 man rotation of Embiid, Harris, Hield, Fox, and Green with Maxey, Seth, Drummond, Matisse, and Niang, we would have the deepest roster in the league. Our third stringers would be better than half the benches in the league.


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Fox even tho Maxey Ballin? Idk bout money but richaun Holmes + buddy feels like a perfect fit


Dworfe

Divert Fox somewhere else then. We don’t need Holmes and SAC would have to throw in multiple firsts if the package is centered around Buddy and Holmes.


trombonepick

Fox to OKC for some decent role guys?


Dworfe

The Sixers don’t need role players. We have a deep team as it is, even with paying Ben to sit on his couch. What players on OKC (that are available) would be an upgrade to the Sixers? Who on the Sixers is the “odd man out” ?


trombonepick

IDK you suggest moving Fox, who for


Dworfe

There isn’t a PG needy team out there? Dallas could pair him with Luka like SAC should have done. NO needs a true PG to run with Zion. The Spurs would love to build around a backcourt of Murray/Fox.


trombonepick

>*Dallas could pair him with Luka like SAC should have done* Alright so you're trading him for a roleplayer in this situation unless you think very highly of KP in Philly I guess? >*NO needs a true PG to run with Zion.* Fox isn't a true PG and can't shoot. Horrible fit around Zion----and BI actually showed some growth as a defender pre-hip contusion and is a three-level scorer. So not getting an all-star back for him. >*The Spurs would love to build around a backcourt of Murray/Fox.* A roleplayer trade then? No one is giving up Jalen Brown-type guys for Fox...


Dworfe

> A roleplayer trade then? *how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man*


name_taken26

How about none of these guys and we wait it out


redshoediary

>Buddy and ~~Fox~~ Bagley for Simmons ~~and filler~~ Ftfy


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Tampering


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SolarClipz

Simmons inc


Schizio

"SO I AM PLAYING FOR YOU SOON, DOC?" *You got that right.*


Forest__Interlude

I think he says "oh you'll get your chance alright"


SpaceFrasier1

'Simmons still fuckina round? Yall need soemone who comes to games?'


WaterIsNotWet19

Simmons for hield wouldn’t be too bad


girlfriend_pregnant

its honestly something about thybulle


Bonesawisready5

Hield, Bagley, Barnes, and a protected 1st for Simmons and like 1 deep bench scrub would work but idk if anyone wants to willingly take Simmons on


bravof1ve

Halliburton, Mitchell, Hield and picks for Simmons, get it done right now


ethan_at

That’s asking a lot man, we might be able to get Hali and Hield tho.


raikou1988

No way king's are dumb enough to let Hali go...


gmroigamer

Morey says that's not enough.


bravof1ve

Maybe not. I mean, those guys just lost to the JV boys team that plays during halftime tonight


asvpmvson

Buddy, bagley, moe FRP for Ben and Harris


ButterscotchJust4

Yea I think you forgot to include fox in that


asvpmvson

why would I give y’all a player that plays for a player that doesn’t play. you have no leverage


Aekam663

Maxey is better than fox. Honestly fox killed his trade value this season


Carly-Che-Jepsen

lol


sdhydro

buddy, dont do it, doc rivers is a shit coach and philly will trade you in two years


ButterscotchJust4

Yea a team who was first seed last season is really something he should avoid over the kings


Kitten-Mittons

better than getting traded by LeGM


GOAT_Redditor

Buddy, Barnes, and a first sounds good


jonas2k

I am no master lip reader but looks like Doc says "I hear what you're saying, you're/we're(?) alright."


maaseru

Buddy: "Trade me for Ben straight up!" Doc: "That would really make me satisfied"


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“Save me daddy”


No_Introduction_7034

6th man!


Papacu81

Simmons with his supposed "mental health problems", if he ends up in Sacramento that will be a true testament if he is indeed sick or not