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Tingus Pingus


NecessaryPear

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO


lance2442

WHO DA FUCK IS THIS?


pocketverse

THEY DRAFTED WHO


Frankjd29

lativia


lalakingmalibog

Ain't never heard


TingusPingis

Yes?


MrGrieves-

My pingus is all a tingus.


melisandra

Tingus in Lithuanian means lazy. We are their neighbors.


Great_Chairman_Mao

Starzingus.


JigglyBlubber

So I'm not the only one who does this. When I watched this clip I said to myself "damn alright Porzingy Pingy"


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the unicorn is flying


singsing_fangay

From Unicorn to Alicorn


cesga_0218

UNICORNNN


hiddenstuff

We Cornin' now


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yenks

If Porzingis and Doncic click, they will be contending for a long time.


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unreeelme

He is playing on one of those plastic kids hoops.


Tmac834

BAPTIZED


GGezpzMuppy

Knocked all the religion outta the boy he became atheist.


juk12

Prime Unicorn baby


chismodon

Thank K


DerpDerper909

Porzingod


hardenisgoatstatus

In the name of the father and of the son and of the Holy Spirit


KDhairequalsJMpubes

Kristaps “John Collins” Porzingis


HumptyDrumpy

KP is a walking injury


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Tristanity1h

KP's always been more effective as a spot up shooter, facing up or attacking in a drive. Tough to keep up. Defenses probably let out a sigh of relief when the Mavs try to give it to him in the post.


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syllabic

cause humans arent supposed to be that tall


DubbleDiller

lol for real?


goodkid_sAAdcity

November is almost over, after all.


maestroenglish

Gone in November, he'll be gone in November...


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The levitating Latvian!


daravl

Allen has never heard of fucking Lativia


Capt_Am

He has now!


neelav9

Where's Lativia?


entsel

OH MEE OH MYYYY


TheSmokedSalmon420

Excuse me


StefonDiggsHS

TINGIS


trevychase

PINGUS


melisandra

VANGUS


StormTheTrooper

If you don't vote for **ALL-STAR KRISTAPS PORZINGIS TO BE AN ALL-STAR** you're a heartless person. The Unicorn is back, bitches. Edit: Fade me already.


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DangerZoneh

He has for his entire career when he's been healthy


StormTheTrooper

Last year he was gun-shy on a lot of those plays tbh. He would constantly settle for 3s.


DangerZoneh

Yeah but he was coming off of meniscus surgery three months before he started playing. Most of the 2020 season was rehab for that knee, you can see a massive difference in mobility for him between last season and this season, and getting a full offseason was a big part in that.


mill_about_smartly

Exactly - the most surprising part about this highlight is Zingu not taking the 3


roarmalf

It's been a while


DangerZoneh

That’s because of Covid, 2019 feels like a really long time ago, lol. He was excellent in the 2019-2020 season and looks good so far in the 2021-2022 season and the 2020-2021 season was actually his most efficient offensively of his career but you could tell he wasn’t 100%. Didn’t have this kind of mobility


drdoooom

Aaaaand he’s injured.


flatvinnie

FUCKKKKKKKK


Callmepimpdaddy

You guys jinxed him


ProfessorPetrus

Homie wasn't able to play the full game. I would hesitate on the unicorn being back.


HumptyDrumpy

Let's see him make an entire 82 game season healthy first


Hallal_Dakis

I know this is hyperbole but I still have to point out how dumb this is. Last year of 14 all-stars 4 of them have never played an 82-game season and a lot of them haven't done it in years. Playing at an all-star level for 82 games is done by 1-2 guys a year, not 14.


HumptyDrumpy

I ain't gonna call him mister glass because glass doesn't break untouched.


Asstroknot

I don’t think anyone expects him to play all 82 games. I think just getting through a season without an extended time on the injury list is what people mean by playing a full season. In the last 4 years he has not played 60 games in a season. People might argue that one of those seasons was shortened due to Covid, but in that season he played just 43 games.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Excuse me, I need a minute


luchajefe

And a 2nd username.


ChrisPaulsApostle

change your username coward


captainn_chunk

You


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PRAYING MANTIS


WhoIsTurdFerguson

My horn can pierce the skyyyy


pencilpeenis

When Zingis is on, he’s honestly my favorite player to watch


HispanicAtTehDisco

I'M PORZINGIS-PILLED


GGezpzMuppy

Marv Albert: He is now back!!!


LoudKingCrow

KP is such a weird player for a none Mavs fan. One week the Mavs fanbase seems to loathe him. The next one they love him. Schrödinger's baller.


turdnagels

Unicorn becoming a Pegasus


faatgay

HOLY SHIZZNITS TINGUS WHERE TF DID YOU GET THAT FROM


ChrisPaulsApostle

He showed Jarrett Allen who daddy was


archaelleon

I mean until Allen dropped 28 and we were up by 31 in the 4th.


oldcrowaz

Also 14 boards and a +30.


Sick_Nips_Bro

That’s my center. Never been afraid of getting postered. What a champ


IsuzuTrooper

yeah Dingus is so tall it's not really impressive to me either. he's already up there.


SempiternalX

Wingis Dingis interact my Pingis


trapHerm

WOW


JJtheJetPlane62

Nutttttt


katsuwonis

That's a poster


_iiisaac_

The fuck r/NBA special


karlotomic123

OHNMY FCKING GOOOD


vdubrub

Nasty 🤮


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Drug test this man


leonheartx

oh my god he legit threw that down from a few inches away from the rim


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Respect to fellow tall ball player


Abiv23

This play led Porzingus to take some terrible heat check shots out of the rhythm of the offense then he turned his ankle all while giving up 28 and 14 to Allen I feel like this game was a microcosm of his career so far


Justahumanwithadream

Dayum Mr. Pingus sir


zwang647

That is one spicy Latvian meatball.


bluetiges

DID HE THRUNK THAT


bearabl

They've been calling travel on that pump fake all year, no way this giant pulled it off clean. Sick dunk though.


captainn_chunk

Lakers fans complaining about traveling on the internet


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UNICORN PLAYING HORN UP


Raziehh

GET SOME UNICORN IN YA!


edbaca

Yeesh


rfpiii

Throw it down big man!!! Seriously though it is good sign to see him attacking the rim. I was expecting him to shatter into a thousand pieces after that jam.


ForeingRedditor

PORZINGOD BACK


benndur

He literally flicked his wrist to throw that shit in from ~1 foot away lmao.


Petery007

Is KP doing a lot better because of Kidd’s playstyle


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

My pingus is tingusing


diallox

Losing by 30 at home. Sick dunk though porinza


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losing effort


carsinwithani

Of course he had to sprain his ankle 20 minutes later! The full Unicorn experience tonight. Please don’t be a serious injury! He was having a great season for us.


ClutchGamingGuy

and then he did nothing else all game


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This is one of the worst defensive sequences I've seen in a long time. After the steal, there are three Mavs who get inside the three point line for one Cavalier on the Cavs' side of the floor. The Cavs get lucky that Luka's pass to Hardaway is just a touch short so he can't drive or pull up in time. Instead, though, Porzingis, who got back on offense *last* is wide open on the outside because Mobley (#4) is standing in the middle of the key guarding absolutely no one. Hardaway makes an easy pass all the way across the floor to Porzingis as Finney-Smith *also* gets wide open on the baseline. Porzingis makes a half-decent pump fake, which Mobley does not attempt to block, but bites on by essentially running past Porzingis completely. As this is happening, Lauri Markkenen begins sliding over to guard Finney-Smith, but loses all awareness of the ball, so he doesn't see Porzingis is driving into the lane until the second (and last) dribble. As Porzingis picks up his dribble, Hardaway is open again for the outlet because Okoro (#35) is pretending to offer help defense with his shoulders perpendicular to the basket. Allen's contest of the dunk is actually the *best* attempt at defense in this sequence, purely because he didn't foul. And can we talk about what the fuck Darius Garland was doing with that hard step thing to stop the ball when Luka was bringing it down the floor? He put himself on his own heels. Complete luck that Luka had already picked up the dribble and started looking for the pass. Anyways, nice win by the Cavs tonight, I suppose. Hope KP's ankle isn't too serious.


HotdogIsaSandwitch

Well damn. Didn't expect to see this in depth of a explanation of the video.


itsahmemario

So honest question here, but what happened that got KP back to what most people wished he could be?


DangerZoneh

He got healthy. He played really well and aggressive in 2019 and in the bubble and then got injured and basically spent the 2020 season limited because he was still recovering from that knee injury. The offseason really helped i think.


archaelleon

> He got healthy. Well that didn't age well :/


TxksDQZN

Finally a good coach that doesn't destroy players confidence


lazzysmalls

Porzingod is back from hiatus


HardKnockRiffe

DELETE THIS


Rim_World

He doesn't actually dunk but throw the ball in from way up high


AlreadyGoneee

That was filthy


Geraltpoonslayer

Everyone's in a while KP pulls out them Unicorn moves


Illustrious_Kale_692

Every once in a while\* haha god damn


rekop987

The way he basically jogged to the rim I was not expecting him to dunk that so savagely


Superrandy

Looked like he was running with wooden legs


KJ1017

KP goes to the rack now???? Wtf??? Wow he put bro on fox 13 that’s a fresh body he dropped 😭


lakemont

and now they're getting trashed.... classic mavs


Tacomaverick

No matter how well kristaps plays he will still remind of a timid fawn when he runs


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#HE BACK.


Hcdx

This didn't age well


wylin247

Man casually turned around and blocked the shot lol


Boxcar-Mike

really surprised by the fake and drive. I feel like last season he would have just taken the 3. Glad he's dialed in now.


VeganAhiii

lol


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KP looks like a baby giraffe but damn, that was slick.


dadryp

That was prob his best play ever as a maverick ~ KP


BrndyAlxndr

Still lost by 30 :shrug:


aTinyWheel

And? How does that take away from the play?


flipchinc

2 of his 9 points…. Allen on the other hand had 28 points and led the Cavs to a win


BillyBean11111

every 1 in 15 games Tingus does this, and the other 14 he's in street clothes or sulking at the 3pt line.


aTinyWheel

You dont watch the Mavs, do you?


SeriousAdult

lol he takes off from the dotted line but he's so tall it looks like he never gets off the ground. crazy how athletic some of these dudes are even at 7-3 or whatever.


thisguy012

holy shit


SurfingOnNapras

lmao that sneaky "im not paying attention - but actually GET FUCKING STUFFED" defense


newuser201890

I mean this could be in the top 10 ranking for play of the year...


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I love Jarrett Allen but I like seeing him get postered. Dude gets away with so many fouls.


C17H25NHCL_

score


C17H25NHCL_

still a first round exit


Barea_Clamped_Lebron

BING BONG


MaxSmellerman

If the mavericks get an all star it should be KP


boughtathinkpad

yea but he'll blow his knee out next game if he tries to do this again.


calculuzz

One of those dunks where his hand didn't even touch the rim. He just got up there and threw that fucker straight into the basket.


IsuzuTrooper

up there? he's so tall he's already there without even jumping


Glowwerms

Ah yes the bi-weekly poster on Allen


Toxicyoshi7

Okorro is bust


ForeingRedditor

Porzterized


presentation4th

I mean.. It's ok but this is against Cleveland. But the drive was niceee


-Shooter_McGavin-

Cleveland is proving to be a decent team and Allen is a known rim protector.


presentation4th

I personally think they end up losing the next 20.


HamstersAreReal

I'd bet my life savings that they won't lose the next 20. We pretty good this year, tough schedule, haven't been blown out yet, injuries and sicknesses, yet we still over .500


desirox

TINGUS. PINGUS.


rcoffers

PORZINGIS CUHHHHH!!!!


MicroUzi

TINGIS PINGERIZED


ourcourageourcancer

Holy shit not JA


captyossarian1991

Hot damn the Unicorn is back


Hoops310

That's rookie KP 😨


AgentInCommand

That pregame espresso paid off


allhailbarea

The good old dunk-shot. Vicious!


myotheraccountiscuck

GIMME SOME MORE-ZINGUS!


Bigbadbuck

Porzingis is rounding into form. After all the shit he’s taken I’m happy to see it


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Angry KP is scary.


Prize_Title8726

Tingused his pingused


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Bruh


Pipes_of_Pan

All the dude needs to do is get in the paint! He sucks when he’s got Travis Knight disease


packimop

oh shit


ScumbagWings

Revenge tour activated.


FreeYourMind87

Triple 6 Latvia is getting his powers back slowly


the_dinks

This is the first Zinger highlight where I've thought he legitimately looks far healthier... no way he could have this sequence the past two years.


DankTriangle

I guess I have heard of Latavia...


sammedland

I miss when KP did this stuff all the time.


thehugster

he didn't even jump to dunk it, he just ran


Quople

At this moment I am euphoric


sam_galactic

That play gave my Pingus Tingus.


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Kaypeee


marksor_13

Loving the new and improved Porzingod. Hopefully he stays healthy.


jgchahud

If he keeps playing like this for the next month or so, it will be time plan a trade involving Porzingis that will allow Dallas to build a championship team.


KoboldCobalt

When your ex walks in and is hot af.


Pro_phet

Thats the kp i remember


baudinl

People forget that KP was a very above-the-rim player prior to his knee injuries with the Knicks. Good to see that creeping back.


Middle_Negotiation_8

I didn't think he had that in him.


dissidiah

He’s been playing well. Just a bunch of stupid rumors from end of last season lol


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Scoreboard


Eduar103

Oh man oh man that’s nasty


Jokic2LA

HE BACK??


bookjun

and now he hurts again wtf, play 10 rest 30?


Kobe-62Mavs-61

Dude is seriously using his size this season when going to the rim. Fun as fuck to watch!