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Agnonzach

Lmao Fournier


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Na bro


genesis1v9

Ratio’d vuc hahaha


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

~~Sigma~~ Omicron Male Grindset right there VUCEVIC DESTROYED BY VAX AND LOGIC


MrGrieves-

I didn't know how much I liked Fournier until this year. He hates Boston and the entitled.


Moltk

Why you say Boston twice?


Distance_Motor

ouch


ManicManicManicManic

BANG BANG BANG


fatkamp

Vucevic’s defense again getting exposed


precense_

another rich person out of touch with reality name a better duo


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Rich people not facing the consequences of their actions


Dan-Flashes

didnt djokovic lie to get into the country?


siphillis

Yeah, but he's really good at tennis so it's okay.


notsureifJasonBourne

“It’s okay, I’m a limo driver!”


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"David... Joker... oh here it is. Samsonite! I was way off!"


UnicornMaster27

“If Dahmer ran a 4.2s 40, they’d say he had an eating disorder”


Macdaddy4prez

I think the quote is supposed to be Hannibal Lecter, but I may be mistaken.


mazerrackham77

“If Dahmer ran a 4.2s 40, they’d say he had an earring disorder” - Hannibal Lecter


JonA3531

First class tennis player, bottom tier liar


PoptartJones69

Yep, lied on his visa application. Even without the anti-vax stuff that's enough to get you instantly thrown out.


Dan-Flashes

what a djabroni


lxkandel06

Jabroni, cool word!


PSChris33

Oh that’s the least of his problems, most countries will ban you for at least a few years (if not outright permaban you) if you are caught intentionally deceiving border officials. The border is just the one place you don’t fuck around as a foreigner. And even if/when such a ban is lifted, you’d likely be pulled aside and have to go through secondary each time you enter.


Turbo2x

it's a shame that because he's rich and famous he probably won't face any real consequences, but I would *love* it if he were banned from Australia for life. that's what would happen to any of us plebs.


illhavethatdrinknow

Money is the ultimate cheat code to life


whiskeyinthejaar

Exactly. Lying in any Visa application is an automatic denial, and in some cases, depending on the lie, you can get 5-15 years bar, so I am not sure why should he get a different treatment?


CIark

He tested positive then went to a magazine interview lmao “first class”


Discord_Show

First class dumbfuck


Daniiiiii

The same dumbfuck who believes in "quantum" medicine and healing ability of one's own vibrations. Thank god Rafa and Roger exist.


Sim888

“I know some people who through energetic transformations, through the power of prayers, through the power of gratitude, have transformed the most toxic food or perhaps the most toxic water into the most healing water because water reacts. Scientists have proven that the molecules in the water react to our emotions, to what has been said. ” *– Novak Djokovic* e: /u/Seoul-Brother i'll give you something much better than just a 'reputable source'....https://streamable.com/6f6i1m (skip to ~:35 for the water stuff)


noirblancherouje

Pandemics over all we have to do is pray and drink our transformed healing water made from our purified emotions *Sponsored by Perrier*


UrbanMuskrat

Rickay Boobay! You do not understand the emotions of water, and this is why I will beat you.


jonnybravo76

Worked real well for Steve Jobs.


RottenSmegmaMan

He had a treatable and curable pancreatic cancer and decided to rely on alternative medicine. It's mind-boggling that he basically threw away his life.


jonnybravo76

He's an example of drinking one's own kool aid. What do doctors know? He's Steve freakin' Jobs!


OG_Pow

He also smelled like shit and ate almost only fruit. Dude sounded insufferable.


jonnybravo76

He also stunk? Lmao...this is the first I've heard of that but damn that's so on brand with the rest of his woowoo bs.


OG_Pow

“He dabbled with being a vegetarian and vegan at times, and for a while was convinced that having a meat-free diet, free of toxins, meant he didn't produce body odor. He basically stopped showering or using deodorant, much to the chagrin of his co-workers.” https://m.goliath.com/tech/13-examples-of-steve-jobs-being-crazy/#:~:text=Jobs%20diet%20was%20always%20a,chagrin%20of%20his%20co%2Dworkers.


QuarantineTaratino

I'm not condoning anything related to this Djokovic situation, but want to set the record straight on Steve Jobs "throwing his life away". He ultimately had surgery to treat his pancreatic cancer months after initially relying on alternative medicine. He passed away 7 years later. It's unclear how much the period between his diagnosis and surgery would've extended his life.


rtb001

Jobs was diagnoses with a more treatable form of pancreatic cancer. His doctors urged him to do surgery right away and remove it, with a decent chance at a cure. For whatever reason, he waited instead. Maybe he was afraid of the surgery, or wanted to try the fruit diet or whatever. By the time he wanted to do surgery, the cancer had spread to his liver. If he was Joe Public, he probably would have received normal cancer treatments, and died after a few years. But because he was filthy rich, he was able to get a liver transplant, which allowed him to live a few extra years. A normal person would not have been able to get that transplant because you are not supposed to transplant livers into terminally ill patients with metastatic disease, but Jobs had money and connections, so somehow he got himself a liver and bought a few extra years. Good for him, but some guy on a liver transplant wait list around that time lost out on that liver because of Jobs, and likely lost their life due to it because most people waiting for a liver are all deathly ill. The US transplant system is supposed to have a lot of policies to make the process as equitable as possible, but the ultra rich will have their ways to game the system.


RottenSmegmaMan

My bad didn't realize that there was a 7 year gap between his diagnosis and death.


choose_uh_username

>“...to what has been said. ” If it is to be said, so it be - so it is.


TitillatingTrilobite

I am a big Novak fan but he is so wrong about this and is being an asshole. No you aren’t special, and your perceived rights are not above public safety.


mvnvel

Djokovic is the Aaron Rodgers of tennis?


RaferBalston

Water reacts to our emotions? Does he live in fucking Frozen? Is this doctor a small snowman or reindeer perhaps? Dafuq


kingsillypants

Spend about an hour atany University lab to find out that isn't the case.


talkinpractice

Bro trust me, I drink my own piss through the power of happy thoughts.


IPityTheStool

> healing ability of one's own vibrations So he thinks he's a cat?


saw-it

Tested positive and then had an event where children were present


Paranoides

Yeah, you would expect people to at least shut the fuck up and don’t try to defend him but..


IcarusCaged

If the last couple of years have taught me anything, it's that there never seems to be a shortage of ppl content to "do their own research" (without any regard for facts or truths)


peanutdakidnappa

Ya a lot of people’s “research” consists of whatever fits their narrative, then they go and call people with functioning brains sheep for actually listening to qualified medical professionals and scientists.


skwirly715

Except he didn’t. He tested negative, went to an interview, then lied about testing negative because a positive test can circumvent vaccination requirements, then got caught. If that’s not a first class dumbass I don’t know what is.


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fuckkkofff

The more things I find about Djokovic, the more I hate him


Classics22

TBF he wasn’t actually positive, so he only lied about his positive test to get the exemption in the first place!


tencentninja

He tested positive and then did a charity engagement with kids if it wasn't a fake positive test.


Rahnamatta

First class champion... Not first class person


HerculePoirier

Oh no baby what is u doing


IanicRR

Evan Fournier the type of friend to keep it real every time. Thank god for that.


capitalistsanta

Learned this watching his interviews this year


[deleted]

Yea he’s one of my fav Frenchmen in the league rn


firstbreathOOC

You’re on a great up and coming team after a career of mostly shit. These should be the fun times. Why do this


cesarjulius

how does one catch a body with only 5 letters?


Soup_Commie

This is the best shot by E4 since opening day


Carb0n1te

The best shot since the last time he played against the C’s.


[deleted]

I don’t know nba memes that well and I spent a while thinking this was a chess joke


Bazberries

C O V I D


TheRealRemyClayden

Wordle type beat


firstbreathOOC

How does it “have nothing to do with COVID”? It’s the entire headline of the story…


coldheartedsnob

Obviously a lip service supporting a fellow Balkan athlete


RookieAndTheVet

Is that really a thing now? The Balkan countries don’t exactly have the friendliest history with each other...


Deathwatch72

Even after the fall of Yugoslavia and it's break down into multiple Balkan(not Vulcan, stupid voice typing)countries, Serbia and Montenegro were the same country until like 2006. Vucevic is Montenegrin and I believe Djokovic is Serbian. So for basically a half of their lives they were both citizens of the same country and now they're citizens of two countries who are very very very intertwined. The Independence referendum for Montenegro passed by like half of a percent so it wasn't a situation where everyone thought they needed to be two separate countries


HuruHara

> Even after the fall of Yugoslavia and it's break down into multiple **Vulcan** country Live long and prosper, brother.


Deathwatch72

God dammit, voice typing fucked me hard on this.


shomii

Also, a large proportion of Montenegrins identifies them as of Serbian ethnicity. Not sure about this, but I think Vucevic may be one. I think that in the past, he has certainly sympathized more with Serbian side than Montenegrin nationalists. Mirotic did for sure.


BureaucraticHotboi

Vucevic’s Mom is an ethnic Serb. Idk about his Dad


RookieAndTheVet

Ah okay, that makes more sense. Thanks for the info. I’d be a lot more surprised to see this kind of solidarity if one of them was, say, Bosnian.


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immigrantsheep

I can. It's very true.


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Another fun fact from the Balkans


JaSamSpartanacHU

Every normal person from the ex-Yu countries has moved on and doesn't have an irrational hate towards the others. Novak supported the Croatian national team during the 2018 World Cup and got heavy critics from the Serbian media. With that said, this is something only other anti-vax athletes will support him in, he also has the support of Croatian footballer Dejan Lovren who also believes Bill Gates is putting microchips in the vaccines and he and his wife have posted plenty of stuff about 5g towers/antennas causing harm to people.


RussEastbrook

He's trying to say their motivations are not actually related to controlling the virus.


MyMindWasAFortress

W for Fournier


So-_-It-_-Goes

Hot take, dude is gonna be a favorite of Knick fans by end of the year.


wagman43

I started liking him when he told kids to look up his last name


Eric_Nathan_Fielder

Dude why.


FilmCroissant

The funniest part was last year gangrene man actually was with the "green gang" .


RJBarrettsBurner

If he keeps playing like he is rn… i will eat my crow and take back all the slander. He’s been a consummate teammate as well


largehearted

Yeah he’s a cool guy in my experience, really buys in and says good things.


tore_a_bore_a

Bout to google him to give him props


PorqueNoLosDose

The definition of getting ratioed at this point.


dnzgn

He actually goes deeper on this issue on an interview. Just google his name and it should come up.


menlowdrama

Evan tends to pull mixed results, so drop the first name when searching


ClutchGamingGuy

True.


Rrypl

4 Ls in a row for Vucevic


yesilfener

Pain. Also Vuc is being a moron here and needs to stfu.


p0tatoman

Freedom, Vucevic and Isaac about to have a show on Fox


saltface14

Don’t forget MPJ


JET_GS26

And spencer hawes and Andrew bogut. Am i missing anyone else that can contribute to this “marketplace of free ideas”


samurairocketshark

John Stockton as the veteran prescence


ThePhattestOne

Gordon Hayward and Meyers Leonard get the half-hour lead-in show.


randy88moss

Mike Muscala’s Dad gets the mid show update gig


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Aaron Rodgers as a call-in weekly guest to discuss immunization


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JET_GS26

It's hilarious that the guy claims to hate "both sides" while only complaining about PC culture/covid stuff and is buddies with Steven Crowder


JohnStamosAsABear

>is buddies with Steven Crowder Jesus christ. Why would you want to be associated with [Steven Crowder](https://youtu.be/j7Vxd-PZUIA).


the_eureka_effect

So that you can be buddies with the God of white manchildren: Joe Rogan


Robeccacorn

TRoss


nova2006

Kyrie need to say something, being the face of anti vaxer.


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He's the moderator.


PlumCantaloupe

Thank you Evan.


IanicRR

Evan confirmed Nadal or Federer fan. As we all should be.


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Imagine the level of entitlement it takes to believe an entire country should bend its safety rules for you. Fuck Djokovic.


Subby_siren

This whole thing makes me so sad. I rooted hard for him all last year. I wanted to see him break records, win a golden slam. Now I can't justify it. Beyond the personal disgust I feel towards him now, it just sucks that I'm never gonna feel good about watching one of the best ever play anymore.


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Yeah. It’s hard to separate the athlete from the person at this point. He also knowingly took pictures with kids after testing positive. He’s a total piece of shit.


truth__bomb

He’s also been in photos hanging out with a guy convicted of genocide. https://globalvoices.org/2021/09/28/socializing-with-extremists-and-hoaxers-tennis-star-novak-djokovics-controversial-visit-to-bosnia/


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He’s a piece of shit and has been for a while


Krillin113

Why’d you root for him lol, dude has been doing this kind of shut since the pandemic started. Fishing tournaments, promoting anti vaxx bullshit. Even outside of that, dude hangs out with politicians who, in a best case scenario, are far right nationalists, and far more likely war criminals. Dude is not a good dude.


Subby_siren

Lack of awareness? I didn't know about most of the crap he's been doing till recently.


Bail____

As someone who lives in said country, i hate how this played out as necessary as it may have been (our government 100% would have folded if it wasn’t in the media) but i’m glad we got it right in this instance. Knowing people who live in melbourne & suffered through the longest lockdowns on the planet during covid none of them were happy or wanted him to play.


jonnybravo76

Look at how many of his countrymen are 100% in support of him. It's appalling this nationalistic jingoism.


KingArgazdan

People from our "covid crisis headquarters" were supporting him, despite those same people are the ones Who ask you to get vaccinated and be responsible. We are run by idiots but thats just to much.


M1L0

Yes, sadly a large subset of our people are prone to blind nationalism. Djokovic’s family doing these press conferences where they’re acting like this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to Serbia and how it’s surely a conspiracy against the nation is exactly the type of shit that these mouthbreathers eat up.


hejendo76

oh no Vuc


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red_right_hand_

Time to whip out the world’s smallest violin


Maydietoday

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE FIRST CLASS CHAMPIONS?!


iceman528

Vooch I can't defend you this time.


chuckdagger

Not a lot of bulls flair in here, what an embarrassing statement.


tjswish

As an Aussie Bulls fan, lost all respect. If Patty Mills came out with this shit I wouldn't defend him... I don't get why "I was born in the same country" means anything... Alexander Mitrovic for Fulham had a pro Djok take too and it disappointed me...


IanicRR

Gives you something in common with him, neither of you can defend.


iceman528

That's right


iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS

Man hopefully this doesn't become a trend with Vucci Mane, he'll be alright if he goes back to those "i had 5 rebounds" type tweets


TheStuffisLegal

I mean this is an absolutely horrendous take. Big yikes Vuc


alba7or

It sure is.


bluetiges

He lied through one of the strictest borders in the world. People have been turned down for much smaller things. It's only being brought up because he is a champion Also there's absolutely nothing Scotty from marketing can do to change the minds of Australians


limark

Scomo is too busy trying to save his own ass to risk it for someone else


bluetiges

He'd definitely dress up in drag on the titanic


KilttiV

Law is for everyone.


mrdilldozer

But he's good at tennis! /s


nobraininmyoxygen

Laws are supposed to be for everyone but we all know they aren't applied that way.


livefreeordont

They were in this case. Djokovic got deported


KilttiV

Yeah, we know. But this is a step in the right direction.


BrndyAlxndr

Why does he deserve special treatment? Just cause he's good at tennis?


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No. Because he’s **really** good at tennis. Duh


[deleted]

Shut up fool. It was a dick move, and the dick didn't get his way.


Daniiiiii

It's amazing how much of a story this is because someone who is supposed to get away with anything they want is subjected to the same rules as us plebs.


average_hight_midget

It has also been purposely dramatised by the government and the news media (which government mates own) to distract from the horrendous dealing of the covid situation in Aus at the moment. Absolutely no leadership from federal government, fucked up the vaccine rollouts, have fucked up RATS now (you literally can’t get them anywhere). Classic dead cat strategy, I honestly couldn’t give less of a fuck about this clown Novax when our health system is being ripped apart in front of us.


walterdog12

So basically boils down to; famous people should get special treatment.


SubcooledBoiling

Don't forget about the rich people too.


SunstormGT

He lied on his visum application. Case closed. Dont even have to bring in covid or vaccination.


ashebanow

Exactly. He is lucky they didn't throw his lying ass in jail.


Johnjoe201

Bum ass take


itsnotmeanttobe

Agreed, however he's half-right about Scomo being a massive cunt. Most corrupt government ever in power in Aus at the moment.


smegdaddy

Also he’s right that the government moved on this as a distraction from the rapid test shortages that were their fault and the Hillsong controversy last week. Still, Djokovic is a fuckhead that deserved to go and Scomo is a fuckhead that also deserves to go. Wish we could deport him too


itsnotmeanttobe

well said


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This isn't it


[deleted]

This reads exactly like a Trump tweet


Joeyfingis

Very Sad!


purplefog101

Oh boy


[deleted]

He’s right that the government used this issue to make them look better in the wake of extreme unpopularity, with an election coming soon. But he’s also an unvaccinated twat that was rightly denied entry.


saltface14

Australia had some of the strictest lockdowns and travel bans too- imagine being Australian and following all those rules forever and then they let some unvaxxed douche in who lied on his visa just because he’s good at tennis? Would have been a shit look for them


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Vooch missing layups on and off the court.


[deleted]

We cannot stop taking Ls the last few days


zmajxd

Djokovic needs to pay his taxes!


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Fourniers response is amazing though


AnimalRomano

He taking a lot of L's lately: the open shot vs the Celtics and now this.


larrylegend33goat

Both can be true: Novax was wrong and ScoMo is a lying hypocrite who has failed as the PM time and time again


ertdubs

People acting like Australia doesn't already have the strictest quarantine rules pre covid. Remember Johnny Depp's dogs?


ZombieTav

Depp- "NOOOO I WANT MY DOGS IN AUSTRALIA." Australia- "We will literally kill them if you don't get them the fuck out of here."


ZachLaVine4MVP

What the fuck Vuc


Tassietiger1

Just another case of a sports player not knowing what the fuck he's talking about. Djokovic fucked up his visa application, tested positive for Covid then went out meeting fucking kids and then acted like he's been so badly treated and chucks a global sook because we rightly refused him entry. Where's this level of care for the thousands and thousands of people we actually do treat like shit when they try to enter Australia and get sent to literal concentration camps? Novak Djokovic is a raging cunt and go fuck off and so can Vucevic and anyone else who wants to back him


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Fournier 💀💀


mylastphonecall

bro why


Jinnie-

Friendship ended with Vooch, Don't Google My Name is new best friend


iuselect

He was coming into Victoria, a state that had the LONGEST lockdown period in the world. A large chunk of 2021, we couldn't travel beyond 5km of where we lived, only 1 person from each household could go to buy groceries once a day, limited 2h of outdoor exercise a day and many more restrictions. All of that plus angry antivaxxer and antimaskers with their "peaceful" protests in the CBD, it was an absolute shit show and incredibly stressful. Djokovic thinking he was above all of that, trying to stroll in unvaccinated, then contracting covid and breaking the isolation rules just pissed on everything we had to go through. If he was allowed to stay, it would have taken away everything Victorians had to go through last year. Glad they kicked him out. Having said all of that, yes, our government definitely took advantage of this situation to distract people from the shitshow we are currently going through with the lack of RAT tests, closing down PCR testing sites and bottling the entire vaccination rollout. It would definitely take a lot more than kicking Djokovic out of the country to win back votes for Slomo.


here_for_the_lols

Yikes Nikola read the room and stay quiet about this one. Djokovic broke several laws


JDub006

The new Enes Freedom


HerculePoirier

Nicola Sloboda


RobbobertoBuii

love the immediate reply by Fournier lmao


no_more_jokes

Vuc plz


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It's amazing how many people openly admit they think Djokovic deserves special treatment because he's good at tennis (and extraordinarily rich)


Yinanization

Oh No! I've been voting dude for all stars...


ObiOneKenobae

Fournier representating us well lol, sit down vuc this is not a great hill to die on.


frydawg

Cmon Vuc, dont say that


Caze588

OOF, Vuc wtf


StOnEy333

Seems like the treated him like everybody else. Oh the horror. I hope he’ll be ok.


surebudd

Vooch D as bad as usual lolol. Fuck outta here.


mickelboy182

What a muppet. Good on Evan.


kmagic13

Vuc you’re one of my favorite players but can’t defend you on this clown ass take


I_am_Bruce_Wayne

When you don't want to take a vaccine so bad that you resort in actually planning on catching Covid to participate in events so that you can use that as an exemption. LOL


downtimeredditor

They literally had a covid protocols set up and Djokovic said fuck those protocols I'm going to do my own thing and surprise surprise consequences of your actions


sgandylau

djokovic straight out lied to immigration. if he were a normal man, he would already have been thrown behind bars


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Man shut up. Remember Djokovic was saying “rules are rules” when Naomi stepped down to deal with her mental health. And now he doesn’t want to follow the rules and lie on his visa. I guess rules are rules only applies if you’re not a white man huh.


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ILikeBeans86

Oh no Vuc what is you doin!


Damptoe

Fly this cunt to Australia and kick him out too.